Someone (Bourbon_Meyer, I believe) intimated that many of us monsters are on Twitter. I don't happen to be the biggest fan of Twitter. I tried it out a year ago and found it lacking in the "Anything Remotely Funny" department. But the experience is shaped by who you follow, and I think the most interesting person I followed at the time was this guy:

(Sidebar: This was a flimsy premise to post something stupid from Twitter; I have not now nor have I ever followed the Wentzbag).

Anyway, spurred by numerous references made by The Author, Dolla Bill, and Her Hollyness, I rejoined recently. Much better this time around. But I'm tired of groveling for just their attention--I would like to grovel for yours as well. So let's complete the narcissistic CJ of monster love by posting our handles.

Have I made the word count yet? No? Well then, FUCK CLEMSON.