FanPost

Commentariat Connection, Twitter-Style

Someone (Bourbon_Meyer, I believe) intimated that many of us monsters are on Twitter. I don't happen to be the biggest fan of Twitter. I tried it out a year ago and found it lacking in the "Anything Remotely Funny" department. But the experience is shaped by who you follow, and I think the most interesting person I followed at the time was this guy:

Wentzbag_medium

(Sidebar: This was a flimsy premise to post something stupid from Twitter; I have not now nor have I ever followed the Wentzbag).

Anyway, spurred by numerous references made by The Author, Dolla Bill, and Her Hollyness, I rejoined recently. Much better this time around. But I'm tired of groveling for just their attention--I would like to grovel for yours as well. So let's complete the narcissistic CJ of monster love by posting our handles.

Have I made the word count yet? No? Well then, FUCK CLEMSON.

FanPosts are user-submitted, and thus NOT representative of EDSBS editorial or any of our opinions unless posted by us ourselves. Please refrain from posting blatant spam or self-promotion, because this makes us hate you. Thanks!

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Every Day Should Be Saturday

You must be a member of Every Day Should Be Saturday to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Every Day Should Be Saturday. You should read them.

Join Every Day Should Be Saturday

You must be a member of Every Day Should Be Saturday to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Every Day Should Be Saturday. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker