HAPPY EASTER, Y'ALL!
by Holly Anderson on Apr 22, 2011 4:27 PM EDT
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GAAAAAHHH SWITZERBUNNY KILL IT WITH FIRE
But steal his beer first.
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on Apr 22, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions
I was thinking the same thing, maybe a (Ron) Prince of Peace joke or something
Manager at BT Powerhouse a Big Ten basketball blog
@babaoreally
In the tomb. Don't you know anything?
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Apr 22, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
only if someone or something
rolls mangino out of the way
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
by Eddie Teach on Apr 22, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Marky M
would just bust through the boulder and start rapping.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Apr 22, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
[A GREAT RUMBLE OF BASS AND MUCH SHAKING]
Hit me!
Going . . . going . . . GONE
Now I dialed the Roman Army a long time ago
Don’t you see how late they’re reactin’
They only come and they come when they wanna
But don’t get the morgue ‘cause Ron P ain’t a goner
They don’t care ‘cause they stay paid anyway
They teach ya like an ace and my boy be betrayed
I know you stumble with no use people
If your life is on the line then you’re dead today
Late comings with the late comin’ stretcher
That’s a body bag in disguise y’all betcha
I call ‘em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
But Ron P’s gone before they dissect ya
They think they the kings ‘cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it’s compilation
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
It all adds up to a funky situation
So get up get, get get down
Roman Army’s a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late Roman Army wears the late crown
Pontius Pilate’s a joke
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Apr 22, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
OWWWWW! BILL SNYDER SAY OWWWWWWW!!!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Apr 22, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
It takes a nation of millions to hold Mangino back
From a Ruby Tuesday.
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Apr 22, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And Green
The Charles, he is an artiste of the surreal.
by Cranked_Irish on Apr 22, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
And let us give thanks for being in America
instead of in some country where making fun of a local religion would get your head cut off.
Happy Easter to everyone!
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 22, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
What is everywhere else, Trebek
your mother is a religion in Scotland, Trebek.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
hey it's better than an allegory of anal rape
trollstares Argentina
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"You Mad?" - Baroness Thatcher
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Falklands or WC victory?
On the one hand, you have a desolate hunk of rock that will sap resources. On the other hand, you win the most coveted sporting trophy in the world. I’m betting 9/10 Argies wouldn’t reverse the results of the those two events.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I'm sure even the dead ones would agree with that sentiment
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually, I considered that in all seriousness.
Obviously those who lost a loved one would feel one way about the war, but I was meaning more “Yay, we gained control of a cold rock in the South Atlantic” or “Yay, we won another WC” the average citizen would much rather win the latter than the former.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Eng-a-land
Eng-a-land
Hasn’t won shit
since Sixty-Six
Eng-a-land
Hasn’t won
Eng-a-land
since Sixty-Six
YOU SUCK!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's the tune for this?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
its that one chant that everyone uses, I don't know the name of it
but that’s what I got a bunch of friends to memorize then sing when the US played England in the group stage. The Brits who were at the bar were more impressed that some americans could come up with a decent chant other than the usual U-S-A!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
The bar I went to had a bunch of Scots
with a T-shirt that said “Scotland’s MVP” and every year had a player listed who had knocked England out of the Euros or the World Cup. After the game, a guy with an Uncle Sam hat went around using the chalk from the darts scoreboard and wrote “2010: Robert Green” on the back to commemorate Dempsey’s goal.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Apr 24, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that's some hate I can get behind
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 24, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I can tell it's shopped,
Ron doesn’t trim his finger nails.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I was hoping for a post . . .
. . . where the NCAA angel of death passed over tOSU and Auburn while totally annihilating Bowling Green and UAB.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Apr 22, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
only if the angel does chapel hill...........
gomorrah style
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
YAYY EASTER!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 22, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes Easter
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on Apr 22, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Donnie Darko = Jake Gyllenhaal = Source Code = Flimsy excuse to post picture of Michelle Monaghan
I love green because money be green.
I mean, we all have our opinions, and I respect yours, sirrah, but...
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Apr 22, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
And now you just made me watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Not sorry though.
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got done watching this based off your quasi-recommendation
What a great goddamn movie.
I love green because money be green.
It's one of my favorites
Dripping with sarcasm, wit, jokes about grammar, and RDJ in arguably his best role – you can’t really go wrong.
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 23, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Badly is adverb!! Who taught you grammar?!?
Also, the bit where all the dead characters walk into the hospital room… and, of course, Abe Lincoln.
I love green because money be green.
So many great lines
“My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they’ll find my pistol? Jesus. Look up “idiot” in the dictionary – you know what you’ll find?"
“A picture of me?”
“No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!”
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 23, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be in my bunk.
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be in her bunk.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Apr 22, 2011 10:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You'll have to roust me out first.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 22, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Well this is awkward.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Apr 22, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
It's just a hunch butt.....
I percieve that buck #2 has a serious ass whoopin’ coming shortly.
by renegator on Apr 23, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What you did there
I see it.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 23, 2011 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on Apr 23, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
As I'm sure you know
There’s a pussy in every group.
by renegator on Apr 23, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have not seen that picture before.
It is awesome.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Ante Up again, fellows.....
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm all in*
*can’t believe I’m the first to get to use that line.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I SHALL CELEBRATE THE LORD'S PASSING
By passing out for 3 days after being declared legally dead from alcohol poisoning. It’s what zombie Jesus would want
Ich habe eine twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
Who doesn't celebrate the Resurrection
through the excessive consumption of rums, ryes and bourbons?
Making modern life a little worse one coverage opinion at a time.
Same to you, big guy,
I saw Barry in that outfit after he lost an election bet.
Just say "not only no but Hell, no" to Villanova football, Ollie.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on Apr 22, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why thank you, Miss Holly, and Happy Easter to you and Doug.....
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 22, 2011 4:46 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Wait, I get it
Easter Egg Island. I wouldnt go there this time of year, I heard its Chill-e
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Usted está correcto, señor Boreal Spring is Austral Fall, and yet it doesn't affect the timing of Easter.
When I was growing up in the Catholic Church they told me that Easter is defined as the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox. But since that won’t happen in the lands below the Equator until September, I guess we need to add the caveat “in latitudes above the Equator” to be precise.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Psh, everybody knows that all definitions have a "in Rome" effectively attached to the end of it :-P
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Don't profess to know the exact specifications,
but I’m assuming all the calendar rules are based on the Northern Hemisphere and the South just has to go along for the ride.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I thpught Catholics didn't believe in the equaitor
Or hemispheres or equinoxes or science in general.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Which ones arent allowed to touch themselves?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
the altar boys
they have someone else do that.
(ok, practicing faithful papist here… just wanted to launch that missile before someone else did)
For a long time, yes.
Copernicus, among many others, was a Jesuit. Mendel and many others were also priests and monks. There were concerns centuries ago, but the Catholic Church has been pretty neutral on science for a long time.
Regarding evolution, especially, the Catholic Church has been much less anti-science than many other Christians, especially those who read the Bible with a more literalist bent. The Catechism of the Catholic Church, in fact, says,
Methodical research in all branches of knowledge, provided it is carried out in a truly scientific manner and does not override moral laws, can never conflict with the faith, because the things of the world and the things the of the faith derive from the same God.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
My joke was not about Catholics and science.
For what you say and more, the case of the Vatican against Science is VASTLY overrated. My joke is that Jesuits aren’t really Catholic. I doubt few non-Catholics get it, and even many of Catholics don’t either.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Let me try that last sentence again.
I doubt many non-Catholics get it, and many Catholics don’t either.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Catholics just don't understand
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on Apr 23, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My Jesuit high school's position on whether masturbation is sinful:
“Well, I dunno…it’s probably fine. Just…not too much. I guess. At least try.”
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my Catholic friends actually told me
that masturbation is okay, but only if you are thinking about someone who isn’t married. He said that otherwise, it is the same as adultery somehow.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
matthew 5:28
“I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” Pretty sure this also applies. Married or not doesn’t matter.
I'm not familiar with Ignacious.
Now, Ignatius, on the other hand…
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a rather apocalyptic battle with a starving prostitute
Had it not been for my superior brawn, she would have sacked my wagon
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Apr 23, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mother would approve.
John Kennedy Toole is my homeboy.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
hey ACS
actually came to see if your family was ok – big tornado made it’s way thru St. Louis. I’d make a joke about making the place better but that might not be funny.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 23, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, thanks for the thought.
They’re fine; they all live a good distance away from where the tornadoes hit.
That’s what you gets for ramming through a useless airport expansion with eminent domain.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw the pics of the airport
and thought back to my trip there this summer. Hrrumphed to Mrs. Burbz “meh, could only be an improvement”
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 23, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I just wish a tornado would touch down in
the Card’s bullpen, that shit needs to be rebuilt from scratch.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
/blows save
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
We at Oakland have plenty of available relievers
All we ask is Colby Rasmus.
I love green because money be green.
The Russa may be a prick,
but at least I don’t have D. Baker skippin’ my club.
Best I got. Oh, and Joey Votto has AIDS.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
/eats sunflower seeds
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
/uses sunflower seeds to pay gambling debts
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 24, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Mad, I may be insane, but not mad.
The fact that StL was in first by themselves beyond the first week means this team has already overachieved. Trust me, the wheels will be falling off by late July, until then they stay close enough to trick the fans into thinking they can overcome Wainwright and a Pujols who, while far from sucking, is going to struggle to get over 1.000 OPS, which they need to have any chance.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I'm just pissed
cause my Reds aren’t playing up to their potential. The starting pitching has been atrocious, and Jay Bruce has had a horrific start. Couple that with Rolen’s injury (really? our backup plan was Mike Cairo and 3B? Oh god.) and you have a team that’s lost 7 of its last 10 to teams like Pittsburgh and Arizona. HNNNGGG
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
We all mourn for the loss
of carpeted walls.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
When the world slips you a Jeffrey...
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 23, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Just stroke the furry walls.
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 24, 2011 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah, I get that- just didn't read it that way.
After all, that was just one of the many reasons the Jesuits were officially suppressed in most of Europe for 50 years in the 1700s
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Jesuits suppressed?
If my European history serves me correctly, I believe the Jesuits flipped shit on the Bohemians, Germans and French protestants during the 30 years war and basically tortured them into submission
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
30 Years War doesn't count
On account of everyone flipping shit on everyone. The Swedes were committing war crimes back then, the fucking Swedes for fucksake (although I’m sure that they did it very politely and efficiently, exactly per the instructions in the box to boot).
BØRK BØRK BØRK!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
BOK BOK
Oh and it seems there is another reason for Archer being so awesome:
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 23, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that comment led off in a different direction.....
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Kill it with Fire, Yes Please, Yes Please, Kill it with Fire
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Hey, I like ABBA.
But then again, if you look at my CD rack from when I actually bought CD’s, you’ll notice a strange affinity for Swedish pop. I can’t explain it. I get away with it because I’m a girl, right?
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 23, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Mama Mia, you ask for a lot.....
We give you a pass on ABBA, and next thing you know somebody is writing a musical around their songs. Then, the hellmouth opens.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 7:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Better that than half of the shit that passes for top 40 today.
I mean, there are about 500 bands I’d rather listen to, but it could be much, much worse.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Apr 24, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep, suppressed.
Now that you’re making me look it up- the Jesuits were officially suppressed by Celmentine XIV in 1773, though that order wasn’t enforced in Prussia or Russia. They were restored by Pius VII in 1813.
In Switzerland, they were banished in 1848 and weren’t officially allowed back in until 1973. In Norway, they(along with all monastic orders and the Jews) were banned by the 1814 Constitution. They were officially allowed back in 1956.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I thought the jesuits were the Catholics, pretty much
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
That is either some military grade trollin'
or z vast oversimplification of a community with ~1700-2000 year history (depending on your accounting) and over a billion current adherents*
*As with any group, religious, political, sports fandom, etc. saying your a member and actively being one are two separate things.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
A "Teachable Moment"
Yay!
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 23, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I just read that as
“touchable moment”.
Need me some good sleep and some time with the Mrs. sans kids, methinks.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 23, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
So, this all goes back to my subtle jab way
upstream on this thread. Of course Jesuits are Catholic. The joke is, they are the liberal edge and as such, are often butting heads with the hierarchy. JPII had to slap a bitch back in the 80’s when some of the Liberation Theology was a bit too much Liberation and not enough Theology for his taste. There are still some deep wounds over the Lib. Theology battles. Secondly, although the Jesuits are often out being missionaries in the 3rd World, back in their home communities in Europe/‘Merica, they tend to be rather worldly (rich) by the standards of most orders. To put it succinctly, St. Francis would have never been a Jesuit. I get the whole “it takes all kinds to make the world go round” logic, that is why I’m only giving a good natured poke to the S.J. community (S.J. = Society of Jesus = The Jesuit Order).
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
All of what he said, and more...
the Jesuits were founded by Ignatius of Loyola, who was a Spanish knight. After being seriously wounded(around age 30), he began a life of religious study and founded the Society of Jesus.
Because of St. Iggy’s background and the papal bull of Paul III that confirmed their order(To the Government of the Church Militant), they’ve been known as “The Company”, and later, “God’s Marines”.
The Jesuits made their marks as educators, and early reformers. They were the first order to insist on high levels of education for their priests, and were a significant part of the Catholic Counter-Reformation. This lead to them butting heads with many bishops, cardinals, and the occasional pope. Either because of, or in concert with, these qualities, they’ve long been considered to have more of a liberal slant than other orders.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Fun fact:
The Jesuits value greatly athletic competition, not unlike the commonsteriat.
I love green because money be green.
At the Jesuit Prep School in Dallas, they greatly athletic competition
more than education.
/rimshot
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on Apr 23, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
At the Jesuit Prep School in Dallas, they greatly athletic competition
more than education.
/rimshot
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on Apr 23, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
As a current grad student at a Jesuit school
I can confirm this. My secularism is only very slightly more liberal than their Catholicism.
by SEC Supremacist on Apr 24, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Jesuits were still getting kick-back from the hierarchy over science....
as late as the 1930s and 40s. Father Pierre Teilhard de Chardin’s book, “The Phenomenon of Man” was supressed from publication by the Curia until after de Chardin died in 1955 because it challenged the Genensis story. Pius XII even went so far as to condemn several of the ideas on human evolution de Chardin postulated in an encyclical letter. To translate that for the non-Catholic contingent, Big Pappa bitch-slapped the boy.
I love this place, come for the sports and dick jokes and stay for the CCD classes.
On a related note, I watched a program on NatGeo yesterday that featured interviews with an Associate Professor of Theology at Notre Dame, who would have me signing up for any and all of her classes. I give you Dr. Candida Moss:
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
/contacts Bursar’s office
//enrolls in classes
///has heart attack from tuition fee
////defaults on student loans
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 24, 2011 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
"Son, I thought you were going to be an engineer"
“What do you mean you’re graduating with a degree in Theology?”
“I don’t know what happened, Dad, I took my one required Theology course and was hooked.”
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Let's just say it's not a coincidence that she's on TV
I mean, c’mon, Notre Dame has literally hundreds of theologians on campus who have spent their entire lives devoted to the study of Christianity and they chose an Associate Professor.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
Oh, I have no doubt about that. Ndoubt at all.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Apr 22, 2011 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
Friday, Friday, gotta get crucified-ay!
gold.
Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on Apr 23, 2011 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hereby nominate this for consideration:
For the tattoo Fearless Leader must get if we hit goal in next year’s charity drive!
Have a Happy Easter or else
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 22, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
there's a lot wrong with that picture
but nothing that can’t be addressed by what’s right with that picture
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
by Eddie Teach on Apr 22, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I guess this means no Digital Viking this week
Rats.
Just say "not only no but Hell, no" to Villanova football, Ollie.
WE'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY
[TWITCH]
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Apr 22, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Alrighty then, here goes nothing
/goes over to fanposts department to wreak havoc.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
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"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Apr 22, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 16 recs
I went to http://www.easterbunny.net and there's no site.
Are you trying to scam me, sir?
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Apr 22, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
So you really go to "metashopping" for cheap jerseys or whatever Chun Xi bots up in here?
And I’m talking to you now! EWWWWW SPAMBOT HERPES!!!! ACKKKKKKKK!!!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Apr 22, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Crom bless us!
Every one!
Thank you MIzz Holly for making that which is so sacrelicious.
I love green because money be green.
What is best in life?
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Apr 22, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ranch is clearly the most versatile,
but crumbled Blue Cheese and Balsamic Vinaigrette FTMFW on salads.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
And he took a 32-ounce styrofoam cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to Indiana, saying,
“Inhale ye all of it, for this is the blood of Indiana, which is poured out for many unto visits to Applebee’s.”
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 22, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Ranch Sacramental Wine,
I think our Protestant Brothers would be all “Luther who?”
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
You go ahead and keep your wine. We've got Luther and sweet, sweet beer.
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep;
whoever sleeps long, does not sin;
Whoever does not sin, enters Heaven!
Thus, let us drink beer!”
-Martin Luther
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Apr 22, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Amen
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
testify!
tell it brother! Tell it!
Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on Apr 23, 2011 6:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Observe my signature, good sirrah.
It appears we share common interests.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
He also said that if you needed to perform a Baptism
and were all out of water, then beer would suffice.
!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Me no understand.
Am I too infer Protestants (non-Baptist at least) think of Beer as their thing? Have you ever visited a Catholic church picnic?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Depends on the Protestant. In Lutheran circles:
German Lutherans – right there with the Irish Catholics.
Swedish Lutherans – mothers and grandmothers do everything to protect their saintly children from that devilsauce the men are drinking in the garage/backyard.
At least, this is my family’s experience.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
and don't forget the Anglicans and their American cousins, the Episcopalians....
or Whiskey-palians as by buddy Eric says. Whereever you find four of them you’ll find a fifth.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Episcopalian represent, y'all
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 23, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
that's all i ever get at easter is beer
friends at my church bring it to me every year. this year filled with Shiner, Fat Tire, Maredsous. Oh, and PBR.
I think this is just another example of the increasing
post fails I commented on back in the CI thread.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
WE CANT ALL BE PERFECT ALL THE TIME
Or sober. Or not hopped up on four kinds of cold and cough medicine (aka me for the past week and a half. Had to give a presentation in front of 35 people. Both myself and my co-presenters were shocked at my level of coherence)
Ich habe eine twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
I know you kiddin', but I was never implying it was the posters fault,
I think there are some gremlins in the tubes at SB*Nation headquarters who are closing valves and traps on the internet.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
GOOD FRIDAY FRIDAY
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Apr 22, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions
While we're at it,
Is there a special way to make a link open up in another tab as opposed to using the one you’re in? Whenever I put links in my post I feel like they are always the latter when i wish they were the former.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
there's a check box, when you go into the linky tool
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Apr 22, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah,
I knew that, I uhhhhh, just uhhhhhh.
Look, Chewbacca. You can’t convict.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Even if he's riding shotgun?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 22, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
wow, rec'd to infinity
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I dunno, drive casual.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 22, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Leia?
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
- - - - -
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Laugh it up, Fuzzball
Ich habe eine twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
by emc503 on Apr 22, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Someone here should know...
What’s the purpose or what is that sash/chest belt that Chewbacca wears?
I’m thinking about getting one.
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
does kind of look like a bunch of cig cases.
Can you imagine a high Chewy?
LET THE WOOKIE WIN KID.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Did Chewy ever really do anything important?
He got listed as one of the 20 Greatest Sidekicks over on CNN’s site, but I can’t think of anything he really did that was classic sidekickery. He was always around, yeah — but I can’t think of any time he pulled Han’s chestnuts out of the fire like a good sidekick should. He should have been covering Guido or whatever the bounty hunter in the cantina’s name was so that Han wouldn’t have had to SHOOT FIRST!
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 22, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Anything's better than Slippy from StarFox.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
WOAH! CAN YA MAKE IT?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 22, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
...
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
PRESS R OR Z TWICE.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 22, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I died laughing
fortunately, it’s Easter.
by Alaska Hokie on Apr 23, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Just securing my place in hell...
by Grizzly_Adams on Apr 22, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
I regret
that I have but one rec flag to give
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He did almost choke Lando to death when he was trying to
help them out of a dire situation. So he’s got that going for him.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
/grabs nerd glasses, cracks knuckles, winces from cracking knuckles
The belt Chewie wears symbolizes a Wookie becoming an adult after securing the fibers that make up the belt from a dangerous, carnivorous plant on the planet of Kashyyyk.
Yes, I knew that off the top of my head. Thank you Young Jedi Knight Series by Kevin J. Anderson and Rebecca Moesta.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Thumbs up for this
/nerds unite
//read a whole bunch of the Kevin J Anderson extended universe stories as a kid
Ich habe eine twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
Ten points for you if you can name the language the Wookies speak.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Apr 23, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Shyriiwook.
/puts more tape on glasses
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Well done.
And a rec.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Apr 23, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just having a hard time picturing Han
with his Rosetta Stone CDs of Shyriiwook.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Do you really want to get into Canonical discussions on Easter
I will beat you down with my complete vehicles and characters guides.
I assure you
an argument over Star Wars Canon will be much calmer than family time later today.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 24, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
So, does anyone else envision 'family time' at Chez ACS looks like this....
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
With customized PPE
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 25, 2011 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions
This is quite a young speciman of the genus Wookius Fuzzballus
His name is Chewgumma.
Great photo!
reply fail
“Friday, Friday, gotta get crucified-ay”
gold.
Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on Apr 23, 2011 6:52 AM EDT up reply actions
NEEDS MOAR FUCK CLEMSON
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Apr 22, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
A READING FROM THE GOSPEL OF MARK (MANGINO)
And the Lord said unto him: “Render unto Ceasar what is Ceasar and render unto me Ranch. Because I find Ceasar to be the inferior of dressing.”
A READING from the Gospel of Mark (Mangino)
Fuck Clemson
Congregation: FUCK CLEMSON
Ich habe eine twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
by emc503 on Apr 22, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
And people doubt the Bible even though it
predicted Ceasar dressing 1800 years, give or take.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Apr 22, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
history channel was interviewing somebody the other day
wanted to run in screaming ALIENS!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This episode was pretty great
The Hare Club For Men?
St. Peter Rabbit?
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
and lo, the king returned
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 8:26 AM EDT up reply actions
A reading from the Gospel of Screens:
Now on the first day of the week, Swarbrick came to the office early, while it was still dark, and saw that the playbook had been taken away. So he ran and went to Father Jenkins, and said to him, “He has taken the playbook, and we do not know where he has gone.” So Father Jenkins went out with Swarbrick, and they were going toward the Gug. Both of them were going together, but Swarbrick outran Jenkins and reached the Gug first. And stooping to look in, he saw the hoodies lying there, but he did not go in. Then Father Jenkins came, following him, and went into the Gug. He saw the hoodies lying there, and the XXXL pleated slacks, not with the hoodies but folded up in a place by themselves. Then Swarbrick also went in, and he saw and believed; for as yet they did not understand the career move, that He must have his revenge.
Then they went back to their homes and laughed their asses off.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 22, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Soooo, he spent 40 days in Kansas City and ascended to Heaven?
I like where this is going, continue.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Ascended?
What did they use, a construction crane?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 22, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
3 stage Gemini rocket booster, methinks.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Apr 23, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Green'd
because it’s there
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 24, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
OH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 22, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
And LO, the ANGEL said unto the commentariat:
“DO not be afraid, I bring tidings of great Joy. Today, in the town of MANHATTAN, a PRINCE has been born unto thee, he is the savior of Kansas State football. This will be a sign to you: you will find a babe wrapped in power towels in a manager’s uniform.”
Suddenly, a great company of angels appeared and sang:
“Glory to the Prince on high
and on the plains, peace to those who wave His towel.”
And when the angels left them, the commentariat said to one another “Let us go to Manhattan, bringing with us our humble gifs, to see that which the Angels have told us about.”
Ich habe eine twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
by emc503 on Apr 22, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
But because we were already blitzed,
We just sat around and made Manhattans and proceeded to get more blitzed.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/turns over money-changers' tables
//takes money
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 22, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
/towels money
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
/uses money to pay gambling debts
/effective meme is effective.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/sues money changers
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
/changes money into recruits
//chizik alchemy ftw
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
does the law of the conservation of mass still apply?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Of course not
this is the land of broken precedents. see: Cup 2011, Fulmer.
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we should get lsufreek on this
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
How's this?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 22, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
The shopping powers are strong in this one
[breathing noises]
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
There was a Shop lord who some say had even mastered
the gif shop. Working together I’m sure we can discover his secrets and bring order to the galaxy. But first you must kill your pregger wife and then let me fast talk you into blaming someone else, cool?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Green as the Garden of Gethsemane
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Wrong holiday, but it got me thinking
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Apr 22, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
Good grief.
and awesome.
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. I believe it was from the EDSBS curling extravaganza
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
internet wizards
Can I get a curling themes meme?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
You forgot the Easter Beagle!
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was hoping that someone would see that Linus's blanket was changed to K State colors
… But whaddaya gonna do?
I love green because money be green.
"The three greatest people to come out of Omaha: Ron Prince, Harland Gunn and Malcolm X." -Ron Prince
Warren Buffet will have Ron Prince killed for that. Someday.
by Albino Tornado on Apr 23, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
A home decorating tip for ACS
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/04/22/fire-outside-painting-with-fire-exhibit/
Ich habe eine twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
Is there anything more depressing
TThan watching the Brewers play the Astros?
/gouges eyes with bread knife
//jumps out window
///realizes its only a two floor jump, but any pain inflicted will be better than watching the Purdues of MLB?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Sounds like Patton Oswalt on KFC's Famous Bowl
a failure pile in a sadness bowl. (Offer not limited to Texas and Wisconsin. Available at your participating NL clubhouses nationwide.)
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahem
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
White Sox @ Tigers
It’s 42 degrees and has been misting rain all night. About 5,000 hardy souls are still sitting in the stands. Even Ozzie Guillen seems subdued. And I pay extra to have access to this every night during the regular season.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Pretty much
Somehow, out of growing up in northwest Ohio, I ended up pulling for the Tigers during the summer and the Browns during the fall. Fuck my luck. However, as I often say, it does teach humility and patience.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
As opposed to
the Indians in the summer and the Lions in the fall? Methinks you were a bit fucked either way.
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on Apr 23, 2011 8:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This deserves a rec for truthiness
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Apr 23, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Tigers look better tonight
including Verlander – 3 HR on 4 hits isn’t great, but I’ll take it. Especially because I’ll be hanging around Sox fans all night tonight.
/adjustsTigershat
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Charter member
It’s a great club – especially considering EDSBSers that wear them. Cheers to you, sir. I’ll raise a glass of 3 Floyds in your honor
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 22, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The Old English D is a beautiful thing.
No one who grows up in Michigan should be allowed to not own such a hat.
Also: I recently saw a car with a bumper sticker saying “Honk if you don’t exist”. I never realized there were so many Purdue fans here in New York….
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Represent!
/ tips 1905 replica Tigers cap in your direction
// tries to forget that Mrs. DG refers to this one as my “Tigers beanie”
/// wears it anyway
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I wish Baseball would go back to the late 40's & 50's era
style of unis. Use real stirrups and baggy clothes. Of all the major sports, Baseball has the most “personalization” of the uniform and some players look close to what is best. But the tight pants need to go bye-bye. At least the pajama top and super tight pants of the 70’s & 80’s are log gone, most teams have button up tops, right?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
even with loose fitting uniform, pitchers would still look fat and out of shape...
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions
One of the things I loved about Doug Mientk...Mintkeiwi...Doug M when he played ball
was the proper uniform. High stirrups, no gigantic pads on arms or legs, so much pine tar on his helmet the Twins logo was invisible. He didn’t even wear batting gloves. Observe the proper uniform of America’s pastime:
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Apr 23, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Love the no armor (looking at your Barry Bonds) and no batting gloves,
but still needs work to match my ideal look. I realize he is actually wearing his stirrups in the correct original form (although I doubt he has sanis underneath), but I prefer the way they eventually were worn where you could see the stirrup straps and several inches of the white sani was visible. That’s just me.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Yeah, I'm with you on that,
but I couldn’t find anyone who wears that look currently off the top of my head. And Mango, he didn’t suck at baseball, just the “hitting for anything besides flare singles and the occasional fly that clears the fence” part. He was actually one of the better fielders at 1B when he was with the Twinkies.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
This is what a baseball slugger is supposed to look like....
I give you Willie Stargell (1979, the year Pittsburgh was The City of Champions)
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
What yo did there,
it did not go without being noted and cataloged.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
ATTENTION: I HAS NEW RUM.
Well, new for me, anyway. Seven Tiki. From Fiji, says the bottle. Very similar to Kraken (dark spiced rum), except heavier on the vanilla and sweeter. Not bad, but I prefer Kraken. This stuff has some pretty strong vanilla notes, and while not bad if you enjoy that kind of thing, does tend to sit on your tongue for a while.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 22, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
God bless the Polynesians
Life sent them whalers and they learned to make rum.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 22, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a whole lot of interesting Hawaiian rums floating around here
unfortunately, I don’t drink the rum, I stick to the beer. But they look fun.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 23, 2011 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a pity you don't drink the rum, Major
Most of the Hawai’ian rums are damn fine, and some are just spectacular. The brand names escape me right now, but I was particularly fond of the dark rum made on the Big Island and the pineapple-infused light made on O’ahu.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmm..pineapple rum you say?
//bumps Hawai’i to top of vacation list
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 23, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I blame Ohio State
I drank most of a bottle of 151 (ALL THE RUM) after a nasty loss to them in 1996, did things I would have been better off not having my friends remember, and ever since if I so much as smell a rum ball at Christmas I get ill.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 23, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, it's a freaking wonder you didn't die.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Help!
I’m at a bar where the tender can literally make ANYTHING. He recommended blanton’s off the bat so I like the cut of his jib already, but where do I go from here?
by Big Jon on Apr 22, 2011 10:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
My go to move in this situation
Ask for something good featuring whiskey and ginger beer. He should be able to add things here and there to make something rocking good.
Damn, I wish I remember that Persian Sword recipe from NYC.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 22, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit dude.
He made me a martini with Magellan gin and, instead of vermouth, he used an elderflower liqueur. It has no name bit I’m voting for “godzilla’s vagina”
by Big Jon on Apr 22, 2011 11:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not even sure how to process that.
You broke my head.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I don't see the words "whiskey" or "ginger beer" in that answer.
I do not see how this is my fault.
and technically, I think it’s a cloaca.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 22, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I was playing cocktail bingo last night
and I didn’t need a whiskey square. I did, however, need a rum square and this little chap didn’t have kraken so I ordered a dark and stormy with Gosling. Ol’ boy didn’t have any ginger beer either so he made me a cocktail that was served like a martini but tasted like Kraken and ginger ale. He primarily used Gosling but cut it with Sailor Jerry (as he was “catering to my palate”) and added a spash of ginger ale and lime juice. Things got a little hazy after that one.
It was definitely a good night though. Here I sit awake, still drunk, singing What Would Brian Boitano do? to myself. Today would kick way more ass if I wweren’t at work. Turning into an owl in 3… 2… 1….
Where were you drankin' last night?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Market Square
The little unnamed bar adjacent to the liquor store. I’ve raved about him before, but the little bartender there is my ninja. He gives you a bunch of samples to gauge the pallet and then he just starts making shit up, hence the elderflower/gin martini.
Are you getting hooded next Saturday? I’d love to bellow out a hearty FUCK CLEMSON after a polish name from the math department, but then Mrs. Jon’s identity would be revealed to all since she would make the news for stabbing me in the neck.
I think I've been there once- it's just a bit of a haul for anyone that I'd like to drink with.
I’m bailing on graduation- just leaving with a master’s, and I’ve already sat through too many graduations, since they don’t even hand the diplomas out then.
That would be the most hilarious thing I’d see- somebody yelling “FUCK CLEMSON”, the whole civic center gasping, then applauding, and you getting stabbed with a pen and blood and ink squirting all over everything.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Screaming Viking. Do it!!!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Apr 22, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you want the cucumber bruised?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 22, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
EDSBS Legend Marques Slocum has not given up on the dream.
He tells the Detroit Free Press:
I believe that God has blessed me with a crazy body and I’m just trying to go out there and use it.
I sincerely hope he makes it. The Lions could certainly use a fuck lion.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
I'm not going to say who, but somebody here and his fiancee just talked their way out of getting arrested.
This person may or may not have gotten into a fight with a man who allegedly grabbed the ass of the first guy’s fiancee. The fiancee then may or may not have beat the holy hell out of the girlfriend of the guy who grabbed her ass after she accused said finacee of being a “slut desperate for attention,” to the point that the fight between the guys had to be put on hold to prevent said ass kicking between the women from developing into a murder
The cop may or may not have told him to “get the fuck out of here before I have to arrest you.”
THIS IS WHY I’M THIS PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A FRIDAY NIGHT OFF.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
This is a reason why i should not stay in on a Friday night:
In some weird bizarro world I’m the one reporting the noise violation.
I’m studying for the GMAT and just got into a verbal altercation with a 50 year-old woman and her 80 year-old dad because they were hanging outside my apartment “barking” up a storm with their doggie.
After I asked them to move WWIII blew up. Woman threatened to shoot up my place because she’s lived in the city longer. Fortunately the cops prevented said shoot up.
This is why I should be out drinking and not studying.
Sit down, calm down, and have a bite to eat:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 22, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a play by play
Fiancee: “Oh you’re feeling frisky”
Me: “What?”
Her: “That wasn’t your hand on my ass?”
Me: RAEG
Fast Forward to conversation between me and alleged ass grabber.
Me: “Did you grab my girl’s ass?”
Him: “What the fuck you gonna do about it?”
Me: /punches guy in face
Meanwhile, lady is beating the shit out of some broad, and I don’t mean pushing and shoving. I mean beating the shit out of her.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
Yeah, woman. Pick a fight with a New Yoricuan.
What could go wrong?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 22, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
First time in my life I have physically carried her away from a situation.
It was surreal
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
Like a situation in 30 Rock where Tracy Jordan is the calmest person in the room?
That surreal?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 22, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Not THAT surreal, but right up there.
She has been an incredibly calming influence in my life. Before we got together, I gave no thought to the potential consequences of my actions. She was the one that, for all intents and purposes, made me grow up, so for me to be playing “rational actor” in any scenario is completely unexpected.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
This seems appropriate
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Apr 23, 2011 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Happy Easter/Passover fuckers
and by “fuckers”, I mean I love you all.
Engineering wouldn't be so bad if occam's razor worked.
Sweet Jaysus, indeed.
But I would have used METEO on Judas.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
/castsmerton
//forgetstocastlife3
///RAEG
by Sweet Jaysus on Apr 23, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Reccity Rec Rec Rec
I may have to send this to my pastor father in law. His mind will explode.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 23, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, COME ON!
Paul was still in lawya school during the Last Supper!
/this gif is still a winner
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Apr 23, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
its like that guy couldn't think of any of the other 12* apostles
*Rufus
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
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I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
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"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Apr 23, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Sweatpants, eh?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
When will the senseless violence of this jihad between Cholly's waistline and sweatpants end?
I love green because money be green.
Your purchase has been green'd
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 24, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
For all that is holy...
Let’s hope the kind and merciful Mr. Schnellenberger is keeping AIRBHG occupied.
Amen.
Black Heart Gold Pants faithful
HEY GUYS
SO I NEEDED SOME SPENDING MONEY FOR THE HOLIDAYS BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A JOB BECAUSE THE ECONOMY’S BAD AND BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE DON’T LIKE HIRING CONVICTED FELONS I MEAN WHAT’S UP WITH THAT EVERYBODY DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEN MY FRIEND POUNCER FROM MEMPHIS TOLD ME ABOUT THIS JOB WHERE YOU DRESS UP LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY AND DELIVER EGGS TO KIDS FOR $4.75 AN HOUR AND I’M LIKE SIGN ME UP SO I WENT TO THE INTERVIEW AND THE GUY’S LIKE “HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY” AND I KIND OF LIED AND SAID NO BECAUSE SECOND CHANCES AND HE ASKED ME IF I HAD A RECORD WITH CHILDREN AND I DIDN’T TELL HIM ABOUT THAT ONE TIME AT THE LITTLE LEAGUE GAME WHERE I WAS IN THE PORT-A-JOHN AND THERE WAS A BEE IN THERE AND I PANICKED AND RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY PANTS DOWN LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IT’S TOUGH GETTING YOUR NAME TAKEN OFF THOSE LISTS SO I LIED AGAIN AND HE GAVE ME MY EARS AND A BAG OF EGGS AND A BASKET FULL OF GRASS AND I’M LIKE YEAH GRASS BUT THIS MUST BE SOME WEIRD BREED BECAUSE AFTER SMOKING A FEW BLUNTS I WAS TOTALLY MESSED UP AND THESE KIDS ARE SCREAMING AND ASKING FOR EGGS WHILE THEIR FACES MELT OFF AND THIS GIANT RABBIT KEPT STARING AT ME AND TALKING ABOUT TIME TRAVEL AND STUFF AND THIS SUIT WAS JUST GETTING SO ITCHY THAT I HAD TO TAKE IT OFF AND GO SWIMMING AND LONG STORY SHORT I’M ON THAT STUPID LIST AGAIN SECOND CHANCES PEOPLE SECOND CHANCES
by Gaknar on Apr 23, 2011 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 17 recs
favorite Commentariat created 8 ball story thus far
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait a gotterdammerung minute!
8Ball don’t wear pants. He’s got on a jersey, but no pants.
Here he ain’t even wearing the jersey. Do you see any pants here??
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I got your back
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
by stempke on Apr 23, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Owls. shit.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Last night.
Had a fit of unbridled joy.
Had a slow painful heart attack.
Had a conniption when Ennis potted the winner and humped every person in the room.
Had about half a bottle of Makers before wrapping my teeth around a pallet of PBR.
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Sad Penguin is sad. (Tampa Bay wins 8-2???? At Consol????? You be shittin' me??????)
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I can haz easter?
LOL NO SIR F U EXAMS START PROMPTLY TUESDAY MORNING. BUT PROFESSORS GET EASTER, THEY DON’T NEED TO BE AVAILABLE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
fuckin heathens
I bet they’re the first ones to remind you that easter is based on a pagan ritual recognizing the equinox, WITCHES! BURN THEM!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 23, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
WHERE'S THE LIVEBLOG FOR THE KENTUCKY SPRING GAME?????!??
/isn’teventelevised
//our#2WRhasdroppedhis3rdpasstoday
///backtothebottleigo
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Post Fail.....
Back to the bottle?? Why did you leave in the first place?
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Lenten resolution
I still drank on the weekends, just the weekdays I gave up.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Oh yeah. I seem to remember now.
Hope your football team gets better.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL OHIO ST SPRING GAME
is a spring “scrimmage” in a thunderstorm. Columbus in April, everybody!
/rain
//rain again
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
///hail
////thunder
/////rain
//////60 degrees and sunn—LOL SNOW
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Back (?) to the bottle??
Why did you leave in the first place?
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
Today's BevMo purchases:
1. Bulleit Rye
2. 2010 Old Forester Birthday Bourbon
3. Leopold Bros. Gin
Oh, happy day!
Making modern life a little worse one coverage opinion at a time.
Very nice....
My weekly run netted
Rhum Barbancourt 4-Year-old (Haitian)
Absolut Vodka
Malibu Coconut Rum (Mrs MtnEer wants to make pina coladas tomorrow)
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Last weekend it was hot and I thought about the summer rums drinks
Then it cooled down again. Maybe next weekend
Making modern life a little worse one coverage opinion at a time.
It's April in Alabama
so it will be hot, or at least, overly humid. Rum drinks on ice it is.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 23, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Highs here this week are bouncing around 80 and.....
the humidity is running 70-100%, depending on time of day. So, yeah, FROZEN rum drinks all around, YAY!!
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Brief NFL news break:
Brandon Marshall stabbed by his wife
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 23, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
Somebody was gonna do it eventually
Might as well be his wife.
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Apr 23, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's what happens
when you demand one too many trades
Making modern life a little worse one coverage opinion at a time.
by marktgarten on Apr 23, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For once I don't need the hungover owl
Where’s the picture of “owl who was planning to have a lovely, relaxing, alcohol-soaked Easter weekend, but is instead forced to write a CLE paper on ‘Hot Topics in Municipal Law’ (which is an oxymoron), which does not even count towards her billable hours”?
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Ouch, I shall tipple some rhum in your honor.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you friend!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
That's what you get for working for a good firm
My firm never asks me to do anything at all ever that’s not billable.
Making modern life a little worse one coverage opinion at a time.
I was just entertained by the NBA
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Apr 23, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
In a shocking turn of events
The refs folded under pressure from the home crowd. That never happens.
Trust me, I want to hit Kidd with a shovel right now
Just saying, I have no idea how that out-of-bounds was reversed based on the camera angles they showed.
Steve. Javie.
He has a long standing thing with the Rose Garden. pretty sure he knew that if he didn’t make the call, he’d be mobbed in the parking lot.
Ich habe eine twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
I AM SO HAPPY
MY NEIGHBORS HATE ME AND I DONT CARE BECAUSE ROY IS BACK AND THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN
Ich habe eine twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
Roy gets anything He wants
A pile of money? Done. Top shelf hookerblow? Done. Primae Noctis? Done done done.
I love green because money be green.
That's Enterrrrrtaaaiiiinment???
Everything that happens the SEC
Can happen in a prison
You can make ’em laugh
You can make ’em cry
Anything
Anything can go….
Pat Dye with his pants falling down
Or the dance that’s a dream of bromance
Or the scene where the Evil Richt is mean
That’s entertainment!
The lights on the Fairy Cam in tights
Or the Hotty with the guy on the side
Or the Cocktail Party where she gives him her all
That’s entertainment!
The plot and the hot simply teeming with sex
A gay LSU fan who is after his ex
It could be Saban Rex
Where a chap kills some trees
And causes a lot of legal fees
The clerk who is thrown out of work
By Terry Bowden who is thrown for a loss
By the skirt who is doing him dirt
The world is the SEC,
The SEC is a world of entertainment.
That’s entertainment!
That’s entertainment!
The doubt while the jury is out
Or the thrill when Fulmer Cup points accrue
Or the chase for the 5 Star with the 40 time
That’s entertainment!
The dame who is known as the flame
Of the king of a Gamecock fighting ring
He’s a Gorilla with Chainsaw Dick
Who won’t let her escape
That’s entertainment!
It might be a fight like you see on the screen
A swain getting slain for the love of a queen
Some great Shakespearean scene
Where a ghost and a prince meet
And everyone ends in mincemeat.
The gag may be waving the flag
That began with a mystical hand
Hip hooray!
The SEC way
The world is a stage,
The stage is a world of entertainment
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Apr 23, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My celebrations last night may have been premature
A buddy of mine who works for the Sheriff’s Department just told me to “expect charges to be filed come Monday. With the budget situation, they’re not going to pass up the revenue from the fines.”
Dammit!
See kids, fighting doesn’t solve anything, it’s expensive.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
It's amazing how many different ways women can cost you money.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Apr 23, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
BUT WHERE OH WHERE WILL STEMPKE EVER FIND A LAWYER?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
This didn't happen in Los Angeles?
I know a couple DAs.
Making modern life a little worse one coverage opinion at a time.
Prohibited for criminal cases
Doesn’t mean I won’t do it. #lawyathuglife
I love green because money be green.
And my set up for a Lionel Hutz quote goes by the wayside
le sigh
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
NO! MONEY DOWN!
I just figured someone else would get to it first…sorry.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 23, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's my defense,
“Whaaaaaat? Man was out of line. I hit him. Why’d this get so complicated.”
“A duel? With a S’What??”
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE THE COURTHOUSE
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
HE LOOKED AT ME CROSSWAYS
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 23, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
A small price to pay for defending your fiancee's honor
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Apr 23, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Truth
the expense of paying the fine is NOTHING compared to how much you’d pay, monetarily or otherwise, if you did nothing!
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 23, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
The charges filed against me, if any, are the least of my concerns
I’m worried about whatever potential restitution payments she’ll be asked to pay for the damage she caused to her counterpart.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
Lawyer up, quit talking about it on the internet
See: Updyke, Harvey
by Mango Stasi on Apr 23, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
If the prosecution is motivated enough to get its e-discovery on for a simple fistfight
He’s fucked regardless of what you said or didn’t say on here
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Yeah, the chances are damn near zero but it's still best to circle the wagons on principle
Having caught a charge or two in my misspent youth the first thing I was always told was to keep quiet about it, regardless of severity.
by Mango Stasi on Apr 23, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
"Fucked regardless" sounds like cogent legal analysis...
when you pass the bar, will you be my attorney on retainer? The pay is shitt, but at least you’ll be in court all the time.
/notreally
//couldn’t think of better “but at least the hours are terrible” replacement
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
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"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Whatever happened to the good ol days
when you could serve up an ass-whoopin without going to jail or getting fined? Sometimes people just need to be taught a lesson!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Having enjoyed our annual Easter vigil,
I can now wish all and sundry a very Happy Easter. Especially you heathens.
/winkywinky
//God loves you and so do I.
///and so does Paula, only she says it with butter and ham:
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
We mean you no harm, humans.
We only wish to share our technology with you.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 23, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmmmm, buttered technology...
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Apr 23, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Heathens, representing!
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heathen?
Depends on how far back I go. If I got back to the Crusades, I get to call this mine.
(According to my grandmother, one of our ancestors was a Teutonic Knight)
If I go all the way back to Pre-Roman days, you best believe there’s some serious heathen-ry going on.
(My ancestors were from the land of Suebi, which, if you know your Roman History, were giant pains in the ass for the Roman empire)
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
I can go a ways back, too....
Although it’s more likely my family stole the name from the large estate near it, nobody really knows. It also seems very appropriate for today.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I bet your mom was hot.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Feliz Pascua de Mexico!
Just got back from vacation to a house empty of food. Domino’s pizza tastes the exact same in MX FWIW. They give you salsa and ketchup with your pizza… I am hoping at least one grocery store will be open tomorrow.
Also, hoping these giant insect bites on my feet don’t turn out to be botfly larvae…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
Why do I have a feeling
that “botfly larva” is not something that should be GIS’d under any circumstances whatsoever?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The Force is strong with this one...
because you don’t want to puke before breakfast? Lets just say that I haven’t found any breathing holes yet…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Apr 24, 2011 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions
'cause they're way worse than chiggers, yo!
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I especially like the videos
where you can see them wriggling around inside the people. Also, one of my colleagues that works in Africa had one in his wrist.
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by Anthropologal on Apr 24, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw some of those videos....
We got the botfly lecture when I was working in Panama and the lowlands of Columbia. Smear on the bug repellant and slap everything that lands on you.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Sad thing is, I was wearing repellent
THE DAMN THING BIT ME THREE TIMES! And it was a fly/bee looking thing, so possible botfly. I finally managed to kill it. I think it thought the DEET based repellent was some kind of delicious salsa.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Apr 24, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
If you do find breathing holes
Take a bottle cap, fill it with Vaseline, and then tape the cap over the hole. The Vaseline will fill in the breathing hole, forcing the larvae to have to crawl further out to find air, at which point they either get stuck in the jelly and can be pulled out, or they suffocate to death. At that point you can either squeeze them out like the most painful black head you’ve ever had, or just let your body absorb the little bastard.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
Easy for you to say when you're not trying to extract it.
From what I understand, it’s incredibly painful trying to squeeze it out.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
My uncle used to get them out of the cows and horses
using a glass coke bottle and a match. Light the match, put in coke bottle, the air heats up, put bottle mouth over larva hole and the hot air creates suction to pull out the larva. This is prob the method I’d use.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Apr 24, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
That doesn't make the match go out?
I suck at chemistry
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Yeah but at that point the air is all hot
so you don’t need the match to stay lit.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Apr 24, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Fly/bee looking thing? Like this? Go get yourself checked on Monday, seriously.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 24, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Eerily similar!
No need to bee paranoid! Hehehe. I think I just had a bad allergic reaction since I’m on day 4 and nothing is wriggling around.
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by Anthropologal on Apr 24, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I assume that wait is only slightly not as bad as awaiting the results of a biopsy.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Apr 24, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
My boyfriend's mom diagnosed it as a "tabano" sting
I googled the translation and it came back as gadfly. I mean I’ve put on a few lbs in MX but I’m not a damned COW! She also recommended Vicks Vapo-rub as a treatment and it definitely stopped the itch. Plus it’s mostly vaseline with some camphor in it so I figure if it is a bot fly it will suffocate on minty petroleum jelly.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Apr 24, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Lovely place you're in.
Do they have hot and cold running dysentery?
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
Oh for sure!
But hey, who doesn’t need to lose a few lbs?
The place I was staying was absolutely gorgeous though. We watched whales breaching and dolphins playing from the same patio where the bug bit me. Not all the wildlife was bad. Luckily the rooms had screens and mosquito netting.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Apr 24, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy Easter, errbody!
Picture is because I am happy owl who has bacon :D
/nerd’d
And here's a lighthouse keeper being beheaded by a laser beam!
Oh Emm Gee
I lurve this pic!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Apr 24, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Baby owl is dreaming of how tasty the entrails of the photographer must taste.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Somebody needs to make this green, because....
Bawwwww
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 25, 2011 7:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't tell which one is the real owl...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 25, 2011 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhh, dinner is over and we're having desert drinks.....
Rum Swizzle made with coconut rum, Kraken. orange/pineapple juice and a splash of grenadine. The grandchildren are getting ready to hunt for eggs.
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
I've discovered the fun of Easter as a parent
I can buy Easter candy, and don’t have to feel guilty “because it’s for the kids”.
Though this year it wasn’t necessary to buy any—our church had an easter egg hunt, and the kids came home with more candy than they eat in a year. Combined with the three (3!!) easter baskets my son got in his kindergarten class, we’re already stocked up for next year.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 24, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
People called Romanes, they go to the 'ouse?
/autoPythonRecRule
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Coffee that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
How many Romans?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 24, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
LOCATIVE
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Mine was pretty good
So many mimosas! Plz tell room no need to spin. ktnxbai
Making modern life a little worse one coverage opinion at a time.
based off this information alone, I still win.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on Apr 24, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Who had the best Easter ever?
Umm… Jesus had a pretty good one, that one time.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
by stempke on Apr 24, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I concede this point.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on Apr 24, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to say this too, but I wasn't sure if Chloe was claiming to have
visited W. Laf. and come back, that’d be about a push in my book.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I wasn't looking for the spider closet
I merely stumbled across it looking for a light switch.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on Apr 24, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
So we're eating Easter dinner (just dinner, really) in the local diner
and my son ordered fruit punch to drink. We usually don’t let him order red-dye sugar water because he tends to be on the “active” side, but the waiter mentioned it before we could just give him milk and OJ as choices, so we lost that one.
Anyways, we’re sitting there, waiting for our food, drinking our coffee, milk (daughter), and fruit punch, and my son busts out with “Hey, this is bright red! Just like Christ’s blood that we drink at church!”
And on that note…Happy Easter Err’body!
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 24, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Congrats!
I got to Skype with the family, hang out with two different groups of friends, and get a good bit tipsy on other people’s dimes
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Well,good for you darlin'. Hope your evening keeps it rolling.
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CAN YOU SPOT THE UKELELE?
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Ukelele?
All I saw were a pair of, err, arms, bouncing up and down and all around
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
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"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 25, 2011 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Now you're telling me there's wardrobe changes in this video?
The prank has gone too far, sir. You insult my perception.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Word. Although it took me a few times through to catch that myself.
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