Look, I love this site. Spencer and Crew have great writing skills and a dark appreciation of College Footbaw, but it is time for Spencer to apologize for one of the greatest missteps and misdeeds he has ever posted on EDSBS.
In one of Spencer's weaker moments, he penned this:
In the hierarchy of SEC fan insanity, you'd probably put Alabama first since they do have this vaunted cult of cultishness surrounding Crimson Tide football. (I.e, Alabama fans no longer just worship the god they go to church to worship, but also worship the church and the trappings of the church itself.)You would be close, but the connoisseur recognizes the most actively and disproportionately insane fanbase of all is Arkansas.
Look, it's time for him to come clean. Apologize, or we shall send Harvey Updike's chirruns to your house and, well, let's just say those tomater plants won't be fruitin' this year.