THE CURIOUS INDEX, 4/18/2011
by Spencer Hall on Apr 18, 2011 10:48 AM EDT
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PrintTHIS WAS A HIGHLIGHT FOR TENNESSEE QUARTERBACKS THIS WEEKEND. Your instructions in the future, QB Justin Worley of the Tennessee Volunteers, are to lay on the ground and hope someone trips over you on reverses.
This really was a highlight for the Vols' qb corps on Saturday. Tyler Bray went 5/30 for 122 yards in the scrimmage and no one should worry about this because it was insanely windy in Neyland on Saturday, the offensive line was patchworky and couldn't block gnat farts, and also because Tyler Bray is clearly the kind of idiot-genius qb who stinks in practices and who in game time turns panic into blind, inspired instinct. Spring practice is now concluded for the Vols, who can now turn toward the important business of firing Mike Hamilton.
MICHIGAN RAISED MONEY FOR CHARITY. THIS IS A THEME. Michigan's scrimmage was sloppy, but it was profitable in the charitable sense as it raised $350,000 for C.S. Mott's Children's Hospital. (HINT: THIS IS A THEME WE WILL REVISIT LATER THIS MORNING.)
WOAAAAAHHHH OHHHH NO WE'RE NOT WAR CHANTING WE'RE WARNING YOU. The Seminoles also suffered from an offensive line shortage, and thus spent most of their spring game watching their signalcallers praying to both mainline and alternate gods for protection and salvation. Lots of nice smashy pictures by Tomahawk Nation were taken, though, with most of the smashy bits involving quarterbacks receiving bear hugs from affectionate defensive linemen.
ALABAMA HAD A VERY SPECIAL GUEST. In all his sexy glory, the Snake beheld A-Day in Tuscaloosa, a Spring Game that in true Sabanish fashion featured a lot of defense and a boring, choking offensive drive to run out the clock at the end. 92,000 plus attended on a beautiful day when Talladega's warmups were also a possible destination, though Sunday's 'Dega festivities were sponsored by Gene Chizik's mike and babe-handling skills. (Trooper Taylor was not allowed to wave a towel as the white flag for the final lap, and that is a damn shame.)
Alabama were the attendance champs again WOOO LET'S UNVEIL A STATUE OF A DUDE WITH BANGS AND A SHAKER SHOWIN' UP NAHSHUNL FUNYUNSHIP---
SOOOOWEEEEE HAVE A QUARTERBACK. Tyler Wilson looked smooth enough in a leisurely cruise to victory for his side in the Arkansas game, both because he is very good and because there was no blitzing in a high scoring 45-14 intrasquad blowout. (With plays like Shallow Cross and Ronnie Wingo to hand off to, he should look good.)
SO YOU'RE SAYING OUR DEFENSE IS GOOD OKAY. The offense still has no clear running back, but Notre Dame's 3-4 looked snarly in the Blue and Gold game thanks mostly to the immovable object labeled "Louis Nix III" at nose tackle.
IN PETRINO'S OLD RENTAL SPACE: Defense dominated the scrimmage, but Sunny Will Stein looked at ease under center and in the pocket, and for that we give him five Will Steins up on the weekend.
STORM JOHNSON, REPORTING FROM THE SCENE OF MY OWN AWESOME BURSTING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE. Miami has running backs in Lamar Miller, who tore away on 70 yard and 64 yard TD runs in the Canes' spring game, and Storm Johnson, who is named "Storm Johnson." That's all they have, but Al Golden is happy to run the ball 55 times a game, and will likely have to do so with Jacory Harris and Stephen Morris each throwing two picks on the day. (We repeat: Lamar Miller is faaaaaaaaaaaaast.)
PLEASE TURN THE GRAVITY BACK ON. Nebraska's Taylor Martinez looked spotty as a pocket passer in the Red/White Game in Lincoln, but with the gravity off in the stadium everyone's going to have an adjustment period.
WHAT IS THAT NUMBER IN FRONT OF THE EIGHT? Pitt's spring game was also a blowout, but teams scoring "points" is a novel fun thing for Panthers fans, at least.
OH, BY THE WAY WE'RE TACKLING LIVE NOW BLAMMO-- Western Michigan was tackling quarterbacks in the second half of their spring game, and may not have adequately warned the quarterbacks because getting nailed in the backfield came as a bit of a surprise to them. No one expects the Spring Game Concussquisition!
GEORGIA RECRUITS WEREN'T STEALING, THEY WERE SHOWING THEIR DESIRE AND HUSTLE. Three UGA recruits--and being 2012 recruits by all reports, they will not count in the Fulmer Cup--stole shit from UGA's locker room on a recruiting visit. Evil Richt has thoughts on this, but they're all in this crazy Cthulhu speak that we assume means you'll be dissected slowly by undying Elder Gods on a crystal slab for all of eternity. You might also receive an immediate scholarship bid from Ole Miss. Either one is a pretty dicey proposition, really.
HALLO BLACK HEART GOLD HANDS. Iowa may have a new receiver, and that's significant even if the balls he's catching won't be the red, white, and blue balls of pure patriotism the now-departed Ricky Stanzi massaged into the lucky hands of Hawkeyes receivers.
BLUE TURF HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. Boise's spring game was relatively exclamation point-free save for Trevor Harman swinging the controller just so, filling the entire oval with orange kicking power, and blasting an 80 yard punt in the Broncos' spring affair. Geraldo Hiwat looked nice at wideout, too, an area of need for Boise and a bonus for fans who will now get to bellow "GERAAAAAAAAALDOOOOO" on big plays. Try it now in your living room or cubicle. Trust us: your boss won't mind. #antisocialbehaviorisfun
BOSTON COLLEGE CONTINUES THEIR TORRID OFFENSIVE PACE. One TD in the Spring Game? Yes, that's completely normal here.
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Gene Chizik admires your passion, young visiting rapscallions of Columbus.
And Uncles Bobby and Milton say that if you needed money you should have just asked.
/Coffeeless offseason Monday morning has me feeling trolly. Does it show?
"If you needed money you should have just asked"
The next morning, a duffel bag full of casino chips arrives at their front door.
Yeah, just deflect the attention off your team by inserting an old joke about another
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh that joke's far, far from old.
I mean it’s probably getting old for you guys, but for the rest of us it’s still pretty fresh. By the way, I think that we should be in line for negative Fulmer Cup points for actually being the victims of crime. Who’s with me?
Nah, just go ahead and award the points to Auburn.
You know that’s where the kids are heading anyway. And Auburn needs to Chiz it up a little and run up the score.
by vineyarddawg on Apr 18, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
attention on our team?
The entire SEC has offered these recruits (actual results from Vandy may vary). AU money jokes keep getting updated, it seems like they will never get old.
by Working Title on Apr 18, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Football player crime in Athens keeps on getting updated as well. with facts.
There has been absolutely Zero proof of anyone getting paid here since Eric Ramsey in the early 90s. When was the last time a Bulldog was convicted?
The AJC itself reported today that UGA historically recruits Carver very heavily. These guys are friends with a number of people on the UGA roster and incoming players.
I just want to know when UGA is going to get in trouble for creating a “gameday-like experience” in this case.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
hah, there is your mistake
you believe that jokes require proof, while I believe that often it ruins them. Also how is Gabe Wright doing?
by Working Title on Apr 18, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done with the "creating a gameday like experience" line
I’ll admit that I laughed
But your upset that people are talking about Auburn paying players with “Zero proof” when you say “these guys are friends with a number of people on the UGA roster”.
Both accusations are probably true, but you can’t get upset with us for joking about Auburn paying folks and then point out that “these guys are friends with a number of people on the UGA roster”.
Either they are both fair game or neither are. Cause you are correct that neither are 100% verified facts.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Apr 18, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
f
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
That helps
but like Macon, I still need my coffee
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Apr 18, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
recruits that steal?
sounds like some excellent character guys. you can’t win without the glue guys, ya know.
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
clemson
fuck it.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Apr 18, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
And a hearty
To you all!
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 18, 2011 10:59 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
^^^^^Taken inside my neighbor's house this weekend.
The only thing worse than waking up without coffee on Monday is awakening to tornado warnings on Saturday (or like said a neighbors to a tree in your bedroom). And it was supposedly way worse in the Carolinas. Feel bad for those folks.
That video would be hilarious if it didn't look like he was about to die.
(in deadpan voice) “Yeah, I see the tornado… oh, about half a mile… oh, I’d say it’s coming straight toward me.”
I mean, he actually thought he might die, too, because he tells his wife that he loves her as the tornado passes by, and all in that silly deadpan voice, too.
That’s crazy.
by vineyarddawg on Apr 18, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
This video freaked me out this weekend.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Apr 18, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
ahhhhh awesome
Glad that made it back on Youtube. It was there for a short time a few months ago and then got pulled down.
I think someone on here used to do this for a living.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
That must explain the blurred faces
Advice to others – don’t go down the Tower Climbers rabbit hole.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Apr 18, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
If I saw that, I would not be calm.
I would be trying to get the hell out of there. Not least because you DO NOT want to be in a car unless it’s one of those specialized storm-chasing vehicles that can deploy armor all the way to the ground (so the wind can’t get under it) and anchor itself into the ground.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Just gotta get creative like I did Friday night
by commodore_dude on Apr 18, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
As in any good friday night
There’s a shotgun and a bottle of liquor
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
3 thoughts when tornado sirens went off
1) Save the rum
2) Protect self from sharp things
3) Godamn zombies!
by commodore_dude on Apr 18, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
As erev Pesach fast aproaching
I would like to be the first too wish y’all a very healthy
FUCK CLEMSON!
by 8gooner8 on Apr 18, 2011 10:59 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Just Because it was the quote of the day.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Apr 18, 2011 10:59 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
that sound you hear?
an ACL tearing somewhere in that picture
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Apr 18, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Just wanted to report on UGA's spring game
With our new S & C program, the players are all 70s big. Or at least I’m hoping they were.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Apr 18, 2011 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
Either Kwame Geathers is roughly the size of a Buick LeSabre or . . .
somebody slipped something stronger than Jack Daniels in my coca cola. Seriously. He’s an early leader for the Duke Robinson Memorial Liposuction/Horse Hormones Combo Award.
Storm Johnson played on my little brother's 3rd and 4th grade teams
Lets just say he reversed the field about 3 times a play and never got touched.
or as he is affectionately known...
Thunder Penis
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Apr 18, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Snake Stabler or SO-Crates? You decide
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Apr 18, 2011 11:00 AM EDT reply actions 19 recs
Or drinking 4 cases of Heaven Hill a week
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
could just be a Jitterbug
but you’re probably right.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or a catheter
Yall both get recs though
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Always have been one and the same
Thankfully outside Nutt's circles.
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 18, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
SEW-CRAYTS
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Inconclusive
NEEDZ MOAR BOOZE
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
solely for the fact that a new Bill and Ted is being worked on. most excellent.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Apr 18, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Bray at the press conference after the game:
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Apr 18, 2011 11:02 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Tennessee exclusively recruits it's QBs from the class Actinopterygii
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Win one for the Gupper!
/showsselfout
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Apr 18, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Just for the record
one of the dudes is everybody’s recruit. I think he was visiting Clemson on Sat.
hey Devidee
Satisfied yet?
@ChiTribHamilton: #NotreDame report conclusion: “No one acted in disregard for safety” in Declan Sullivan death.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
Who is this "no one" person, and has he been sacked?
Heute, Ich bin ein Kreuzschlüssel.
by Spartan D on Apr 18, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
THAT WAS A SHITTY MOVIE
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
So...
Notre Dame is saying that no one at Notre Dame did anything wrong?
Color me shocked.
twitter - devidee33
well here's the whole report
Bulk of the report conducted by an independent, unaffiliated third party.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU BRING FACTS INTO THIS!!!!!
How will devidee maintain his hatred of Notre Dame if facts show he’s completely wrong?
Devidee, don’t look at the link! Stay ignorant and let your hatred shine!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 18, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
The report is essentially claiming a freak wind gust caused the death...
Interesting.
Also, states that the lifts was extended to 40 feet.
twitter - devidee33
40 feet is way up for one of those if I'm not mistaken
Never actually done any work on one, but I have played with one a number of times.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently, they can go higher.
40 feet, I believe, is goal post height. Or the height ND generally has them for practice.
twitter - devidee33
NCAA rules state a minimum height for the top of of the uprights at 30'
Crossbar, of course, at 10’. No max height for the uprights is given.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 18, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
40 feet is about the height of a 3 story office building.
Yeah, I wouldn’t want to jump off of one.
by Albino Tornado on Apr 18, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I sometimes work on lifts
and they can get pretty tippy extended that high, especially if it’s a scissor lift. Articulated lifts are far more solid.
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 18, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
the full report lays out all the specifics.
of the three models of lifts they were using, the one Declan was on was most susceptible to wind tipping it (equal gusts of wind).
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that Marklift looks shadier than all hell
The 2 other lifts they had that didn’t tip look about 20 times better. Give me JLG or SkyJack any day (Those also extend past 40’ FWIW). Also the Marklift he was on only has an extension height of… well… 40 feet. Fully extended on a shady lift with 40 mph gusts? No thank you.
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 18, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate scissor lifts.
Period. I’ll use one if I’m indoors, but DO NOT ask mt to use one outside, ever.
Articulated or get me a properly secured ladder.
/have multiple OSHA certificates and used a fall arrest device for it’s intended purpose
//leading edge of the downslope of a parking garage, whooooooops
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 18, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS.
especially if I’m pulling down huge Halide can lights.
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 18, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Although articulate can get hairy at full extension
There four points are spread wider and have a larger majority of the weight near the ground, thereby keeping you more stable.
Scissors are just bad engineering unless you are not worried about conditions and working directly above yourself.
I’d rather carry my ladder out to the leading edge and secure myself (full harness/4 ft fall arrest device) to a column lifter than use any machine.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 18, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I found it odd
he was expressing his concern over twitter but said nothing to the head videographer.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Of course the head videographer can testify that Declan never expressed any concern to him. It’s not Declan can refute him.
twitter - devidee33
T'would be truly evul for a representative of a Catholic university
to bear false witness.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 18, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll go with "Sense of Duty" for $500, Alex
Seriously though, student managers work really, really hard to get their jobs and are incredibly loyal to their teams. I saw the tweets, and hindsight being both very morbid and 20/20, yes, they look bad. But a student manager or other staff for the football team probably thought some variation on “It is what it is” and got up there to do their job. The managers I knew at ND would have done the same thing.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I agree with this.
Someone of authority should have told him he wasn’t allowed on the lift.
(IMHO)
twitter - devidee33
I'd also...
like to see a party representing the Sullivan family do a separate investigation.
twitter - devidee33
why do I get a strange sense
that a perusal of your internet history would find significant time on 9/11 conspiracy theory websites?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Found it!
Let’s see here…certificate of live birth for devidee33…born [mumblemumble] in…
South Bend, Indiana.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 18, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
gasp!
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's inevitable
Litigation time
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
I WISH TO BE NO LONGER TRAVELING FOR WORK KTHXBAI
Do you know how hard it is to not participate in a DV!? This is murderous.
Evil Richt could not be there to witness the crimes
he had more important duties.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Apr 18, 2011 11:03 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I would have preferred a little south of Jacksonville, but a good start is a good start.
One down, thirty seven to go.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Apr 18, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Cholly give them their field back?
hey oooo again.
Thankfully outside Nutt's circles.
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 18, 2011 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
so that's why ND never schedule BSU on a home (or Florida for that reason)
I see the similarity…
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
after reading on everyone's spring game
is there any chance the winner of the SEC isn’t an SEC west team named Alabama or LSU?
feels like one of the more predictable years in the SEC in a while
-although Miss State could be a dark horse i guess
searchin' the scrapyard for my dirty crown...
by JunctionCrimson on Apr 18, 2011 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
Are you tellin' me its done been predetermined?
ITS A CONSPEARISEE PAWL
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Apr 18, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Calvinism Nashuneel champeeenship!!!!!
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Apr 18, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
we appreciate the sentiment
while i think msu will beat auburn this time, i’m less optimistic about uga, lsu, and sadly Nuttville.
Thankfully outside Nutt's circles.
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 18, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Sounds about right
But won’t mean a whole helluva lot. I think 2011 will be the first year in the last 6 where the Nat’l Champ won’t come from the SEC.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Huegenin
at yahoo sports summed it up best when asked if the SEC would win the ncaa again..
paraphrased: it’s hard to bet against the SEC when they’ve won the last 6, but basically, it means betting on 2 or 3 teams in the SEC to win it.. whereas, if you take “some team besides the SEC” it gives you Oregon, OK, and a host of others.
Thankfully outside Nutt's circles.
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 18, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I said that about 2010.
And that prediction turned out to be correct.*
* – or at least it will when Auburn is forced to vacate their title.
by vineyarddawg on Apr 18, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Lotsa people said that about 2010
Me included
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
"War Eagle! Start your engines!"
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
FYI
USC 04’s title isn’t vacated. The NCAA doesn’t and can’t vacate BCS titles because they’re not NCAA events…
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Apr 18, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
He's giving me my orders for the day.
Looks like I won’t be home for quite some time.
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
Pity the Intern whose job description is 'Tickling Tim Brando'.
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
Yes, but the BCS has announced that they intend to vacate it if USC's appeal falls through.
Which it will.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Rosebowl? that you?
naw, seriously. MSState will probably beat a team or two that no one expects & lose to a couple that they have buisiness losing to while throwing 7 picks. All the publicity Relf (Ralph) has been getting makes me uncomfortable.
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
ditto
/jinxed
Thankfully outside Nutt's circles.
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 18, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
and meanwhile, in the SEC East
NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
That looks like a pretty good season
for Vanderbilt.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 18, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Except that Vandy
is the white sedan that gets hit, and BURSTS INTO FLAMES!
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Coffee that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
seriously, in the east
i don’t know what to think
i can’t wait for phil steele on the SEC east…it’s seems like a total toss up (unless Muschamp and Weis can click quickly with the team and as coaches)
searchin' the scrapyard for my dirty crown...
by JunctionCrimson on Apr 18, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
What I like most about that wreck?
The car in the background bursts into flames. That’s when you know you properly teed someone up.
or, it could just be a Chrysler
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Smells like a steak and seats 35
CANYONEROOOOOOOO
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 18, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
and dude just gets out and RUNS
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Well duh
If GTA taught me anything, it’s that in about 2 seconds it’s gonna asplode and I’ll wake up in the hospital without all my guns.
by commodore_dude on Apr 18, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/whistles innocently
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Apr 18, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
innocently eh?
as you should. As the likely eastern front-runner, I’d say USC is the polite sedan meandering through the intersection when BLAMMO KENTUCKY LOSS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
HAHAHA
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Apr 18, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
who knew Tyler Hansborough was a UK QB??
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd agree
USCe seems to be in the strongest position in the East. Good returning talent, good coaching, their opponents are a collection of flawed contenders. If Garcia can screw his head on straight, they could actually go places. Like New Orleans.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 18, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
If he could screw his head on straight, he wouldn't be Stephen Garcia.
At some point, it becomes time to accept that a knucklehead is a knucklehead.
by ElRocco337 on Apr 18, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He can still be a knucklehead
But a sober knucklehead would be much more effective. I think. Mickey Mantle and Wade Boggs, of course, might disagree with this statement.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 18, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, yeah. That happens every year. Just a cost of doing business for us.
In fact, I’m writing it off in TurboTax as we speak.
I actually got a refund the previous two years thanks to Vandy.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Apr 18, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I witnessed something similar to this when driving but less destructive.
I was in the right lane at a red light. Some lady was coming down the center lane, and I noticed she wasn’t slowing down at all. People were turning left. At the last second she hit the person turning left near the back of their car spinning it onto the other side of the road and her car slid to hit the car behind the one that was hit hardest. I got out to help, and do the witness thing. She wasn’t drunk or anything. Just stupid.
I wish being "just stupid" was an offense one could ticket for
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
there is not enough paper in the world
to contain the tickets that would be given in America alone.
Hell cops would have to give other cops tickets who would have to ticket the original cops for being stupid and ticketting the second cops and the second cops would have to ticket the original cop for issueing a redundant ticket/infinite loop
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 18, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell yes
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Apr 18, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
But if you could,
how would Auburn afford to bribe its players?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Seeing all these QB stat lines from other spring games
Maybe Brantley and the Gators dooo have a chance this year. Right? Who’s with me?
Anyone? Anyone….
/sobs
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
Here, I got you a present.
Hang on tight.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 18, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that the gator from the Rescuers?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I was guessing
All Dogs Go To Heaven
by commodore_dude on Apr 18, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
"Let's make music together
Let’s make sweet harmony"
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
What a bizarre scene
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Apr 18, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Parent of two girls under the age of 5 here.
It’s Louis from Princess and the Frog.
WHO HATES DISNEY?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Yarr - sausage fingers fail
Disney’s fine – so long as you stick to theatrically released movies. Gotta stay away from the sequels and anything involving live actors, because the Hannah Montanas and Suite Life of Zac and Codys, well, they don’t cast adults in a positive light, and I’d rather my kids discovered that on their own.
by Albino Tornado on Apr 19, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions
they say people look like their pets....
The Charles is taking to the mascot pretty well.
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
ACS
ND will win 10 games (give or take one) this year and make a big bowl
as a Bama fan I should hate ND, but I don’t (one of my best friends grew up in South Bend)
it’s going to be OK this year, I promise
searchin' the scrapyard for my dirty crown...
by JunctionCrimson on Apr 18, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Dee...fens?
We…prevent the moving of the footbaw? Maybe we do not have to score on every drive?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 18, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
You tackle hard and you can be
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Apr 18, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
That is not inspiring enough
I think this works better
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Apr 18, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that the bird version of Dark Lord Sauron?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 18, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
If only real life was Tecmo bowl...
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
by SpartanGator on Apr 18, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
The SEC East is now like the old SEC West.
Anybody can win it, and the first team to 5 conference wins might just take it.
(Don’t laugh, Arkansas went to the Championship game in 2002 with only 5 SEC wins.)
by vineyarddawg on Apr 18, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
In the old west, 4 teams would tie for the division
Everyone who’s school isn’t located in Mississippi.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
hey, 1998 did happen, ya know.
if it happens once….
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
The SEC has a new rule that one half of the conference has to dominate a sport
Football: West
Basketball: East
Baseball: East
at least thats how it went this year
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Apr 18, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction
Bama was ineligible for the 2002 SECCG appearance after finishing with the best West SEC record which is why Nutt’s 5-3 team played in ATL.
by Jim Grizzle on Apr 18, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
/peaks in thread
//goes back to work.
///seen enough to know what’s coming
////will check back after work
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 18, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
In lieu of a spring game, Ole Miss just had a concert.
Hot August night and the leaves hanging down
and the grass on the ground smelling sweet.
Move up the road to the center of town
and the sound of that good gospel beat.
Sits a stadium, where there ain’t no wins
But they’re all dressed nice, with big retard grins.
It’s Nutt, Reverend Nutt’s say Reverend Nutt’s
Traveling Salvation Show.
Rack up on JUCOs and grab all QB transfers and
everyone goes ‘cause everyone knows Right Reverend Nutt’s show
Field gets suddenly still, its 3rd and long
Calling a run would be wrong, so Nutt does.
Eyes big and wide and when he makes the call
Every face in the place is on palm
“They won’t expect a thing
We’ll pull the double reverse
and if its failing
you’ll probably hear me curse”
It’s Nutt, Reverend Nutt’s say Reverend Nutt’s
Traveling Salvation Show.
Rack up on JUCOs and grab all QB transfers and
everyone goes ‘cause everyone knows Right Reverend Nutt’s show
Hallelujah
Brothers!
Halle-hallelujah
I say brothers!
Hallelujah
Now you got yourself one good year of eligibility left
Halle-hallelujah
And when Ole Miss is troubled,
you got to go ahead and transfer over here.
Hallelujah
‘Cause that’s what we’re here for
Halle-hallelujah
And when your academics are troubled, you gotta reach out your other hand
Hallelujah
Reach it out to the man up there, ‘cause that what he’s there for
Halle-hallelujah
Take my hand in yours
Walk with me this day
In my heart I know
I will never stray
Halle, halle, halle,
halle, halle, halle,
halle halle
It’s Nutt, Reverend Nutt’s say Reverend Nutt’s
Traveling Salvation Show.
Rack up on JUCOs and grab all QB transfers and
I say Nutt, Reverend Nutt’s
Reverend Nutt’s Traveling Salvation Show
Rack up on JUCOs and grab all QB transfers and everyone goes
Nutt, Reverend Nutt’s say
Reverend Nutt’s Traveling Salvation Show
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Apr 18, 2011 11:14 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
this set to the rufus wainwright song?
gotta give me something to sing to.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
notsureifserious.gif
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Apr 18, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it really sad that I'm old enought to remember the original
“Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show” – Neil Diamond
(Can I have a nap now?)
The Jewish Elvis
always gets a rec.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
Is it just me or does anyone else feel that the Fulmer Cup
should have some subcategory or recognition for Richt-UGA-Athens/Clarke County PD, or whatever.
Maybe the Richt Scale for Incoming Recruits?
Thankfully outside Nutt's circles.
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 18, 2011 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
Richt Scouting Report?
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I like it!
Thankfully outside Nutt's circles.
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 18, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Minor modification for phonetics
Richt-Durr Scale.
Thankfully outside Nutt's circles.
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 18, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Attendance figures from SEC spring games (according to Saturday Down South)
Bama – 92, 310
Auburn – 53, 029
Florida 51,000
UGA 43,177
Arkansas – 42,000
MissState 36,357
Tenn – 35, 891
USC – 29, 451
Ole Miss – 28,000
LSU – 25,032
Kentucky – INFINITE*
Vandy – womp womp
- we haven’t played yet
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
They were all candy flipping
and thought they were at a Crystal Castles/Pretty Lights show?
"What are you, drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass."
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 18, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Nebraska drew 61k or so - paid $10 per head
Bama’s was free.
by Albino Tornado on Apr 18, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone here when I say
that even at $10 a head, Alabama still tops 90,000. Those people care.
Nebraska's sold out every game since Kennedy was president.
Don’t tell us – or Dan Beebe – how much other people care.
by Albino Tornado on Apr 18, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but...
In Nebraska there’s nothing else to do, so it’s easy to get 81K to show up 7 Saturdays a fall.
It’s not unusual to have 101K at Bryant-Denny on the same day Auburn has 87K in Jordan-Hare, not to mention the dozens of fans who attend Troy and UAB games.
by 2MuchUrAssuming on Apr 18, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, I forgot about all the things to do in Alabama.
1. Drink.
2. Shoot varmints.
My bad.
by Albino Tornado on Apr 18, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
3) incest
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
4. Inventory herbicide.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 18, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
5) Bronze statue feud
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
7. Look at September 1980 issue of Time.
Again.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 18, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
ha...I own that issue. Birthday.
oh, I mean…
8. Woman slappin’
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
10) drink
11) bowl
12) drink some more!
by Big Jon on Apr 18, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
one of my neighbors drove round trip for the game Saturday
~9 or 10 hours on the road with the ‘gameday traffic’. dedicated.
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
sales of Busch Light Camopak that day would sharply decline, however
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Not meaning to start a flame war with the SEC folks...
because I know how awesome the football fans are in Alabama and the South in general. The insane cheering sections are a major reason I love watching SEC games. BUT I’ll bet Bama wasn’t selling out their spring game on a regular basis prior to Saban being there.
With one exception, I think Nebraska has topped 60,000 at the Spring Game every year since 1996. And it’s usually 75,000-plus. (I should know, I’ve been to plenty of them.)
And they’ve all required a least a nominal fee — $5, $10 a pop. It’s turned into a nifty fundraiser, not to mention a great “Plus One” athletic contest with a built-in excuse to get out of the house, drink beer, and tailgate with buddies.
Watch it
Spike 80DF is pretty lethal on corn, too.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Apr 18, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
There is absolutely no way that 53,000 people were in Jordan-Hare on Saturday
I’d say like 35ish
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Official attendance figures are what they are
Lots of people think “official” implies “more likely to be accurate/authentic.” Often, they’re wrong.
I remember a couple years ago someone compared assist rates for college basketball teams from official box scores. For all teams but 1, teams had the same assist rates at home as away. Texas A&M miraculously had 30% more assists than they did at home games (with A&M officials doing the box scores) than they did in away games (with those schools’ officials doing the box scores). It wasn’t just a propensity to award more assists, either: the opponent’s assist rates remained the same at A&M as they did at home.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
I remember being at the home basketball game against Arkansas
And an announcement that there was a sellout crowd in Coleman Coliseum, when you could clearly see that entire rows were empty.
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Apr 18, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
"Official Attendance" usually means "how many tickets were sold"
not how many people actually went through the turnstiles.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
Bama 92,000 thats crazy
Thats more people than 95% of the towns in Alabama
by DoubleupHarper on Apr 18, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
A good majority of that 92,000 in Bryant-Denny-Tubberville
are only going to make it to one game a year, the spring game. It’s the one that they can afford, the rest of them they’ll be listening to on the radio at hunting camp
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's also good for little kids.
I know several people who don’t go to regular season games because they can’t find babysitters, and they can’t take the kids because they get fidgety and cranky. Spring games are good because they don’t last as long, and the kids get the thrill of going to a game in the big house. At $5-$10 a head, it’s comparable to going to the movies as a family. A friend of mine has 3 boys under 8 years old, so the spring game is the closest they’re getting to a real game at Bryant-Denny until the kids get jobs.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 18, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Word
Family of 5 young daughters in front of me at JHS on Saturday. Dad said he had season tix but couldn’t justify taking 5 year old daughter who would hate it when his brother would love it.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio State hasn't played yet, either...
I only mention that because a couple of years ago, when everyone first started the “OMG SPRING GAME ATTENDANCE”, OSU had 95,722 as the official attendance, and pictures backed that claim up.
Then, all the back and forth jokes about “beating Alabama” and “the only way you can beat the SEC is in number of assholes in one place” and all that went on for an interminably long time
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
WELL THEN
I KNOW WHAT MY FIRST COMMENT WILL BE NEXT MONDAY, THEN
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Precisely...
I think the whole “Spring Game Attendance” bullshit is just that.
I mean, at some level, it measure fandom- like 7,000 for Stanford being a really good day for them, but to parse between 92K for free at Bama and 61K at $10 a person in Nebraska to 70K(or whatever) at OSU in shitty weather is just moronic.
I mean, shit, Bama’s fans are so passionate they claim 8546w234623 national championships, Nebraska’s have sold out every home game for 50 years, Ohio State fans regularly sell out stadiums across the country when their team is on the road or in a bowl game. Everybody knows these schools have fanbases that love football, and I’ll never get why people get their panties so twisted by spring game attendances
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Fuck Clemson,
that’s why.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 18, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FLAGGED
COMMENT TOO REASONABLE FOR THE INTERNET, 15 YARDS AND A LOSS OF DOWN
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dammit, I tried to get enough internetty in there to pass the penalty filters...
see “panties in a twist”, “8546w234623 national championships” “moronic”, and even a typo- should be “measures”.
Since that failed, I offer these:
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
like the smart kid tryin to play dumb
the general point & premise was too logical and unbiased, no matter how you tried to shroud it with expletives.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 18, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
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Thankfully outside Nutt's circles.
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 18, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
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"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Apr 18, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
would that go under college footbaw as well?
If so it’d be a nice addition
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
And in Southern Conference news, Furman kicked a few players off the team this weekend
Selling/buying of herbs on campus.. Apparently a rather large quantity, too.
And they didn’t cover it up by announcing their dismissal under the tried and true ‘violation of team rules’… which as everyone in the SEC knows, is code for the sticky-icky
O NOEZ, HOW WILL THE PALADIN RIGHT GALLANTLY INTO BATTLE WITHOUT THE PERFORMANCE ENHANCER?
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
this immediately came to mind...
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
Knights of the Round Table, you say?
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The legend of LNIII continues to grow
This is a man who committed to ND when we didn’t have a coach. He was told he needed to bulk up to play the nose and showed up at 370. Then when told he got too big dropped down to 340. Ian Williams was a solid player but was miscast as a NT.
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
If anything, that HLS writeup...
Did not emphasize how fucking terrifying Aaron Lynch was on Saturday. I spent all evening with the jitters, expecting him to jump out of nowhere and obliterate me. He looked like an actual Man-Bear in the vein of the Jadaveon Clowney video against college competition.
Pitt's spring game attendence
made the Pittsburgh Power crowd that night seem like a Steelers AFC Championship game.
by WannstacheRides on Apr 18, 2011 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
Who the hell are the Pittsburgh Power?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 18, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Half the Field. Twice the Excitement. All the Morelli Allowed by Law
by WannstacheRides on Apr 18, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe?
Sid Bream is fast. B1G fast.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 18, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Are you new here?
Because that is an excellent handle. I just wish your avatar were a Camaro.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 18, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not like the Wannstache is up to much these days.
HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 18, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
The name is implied
WannstacheRides(4ever)
/puts on Night Ranger vinyl
by WannstacheRides on Apr 18, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
/collapses into puddle of blue goop
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 18, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I forget where it's from, but I saw a PSU magazine cover
It was Morelli and the wideouts at the University Park airport with the headline “READY FOR TAKEOFF”. It still makes me want to cry.
This looks like as good as anywhere to drop this.....
Brazenly stolen from The Smoking Musket
(although I think they would want me to)
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here." ~ Jayne Cobb
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 18, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
by cowcollege on Apr 18, 2011 11:44 AM EDT reply actions 14 recs
Where do they get the money for this crap?
Is Auburn running one of the Mexican drug cartels?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Apr 18, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
That weapon better call a doctor.
It looks like it’s been in that, er… “condition” for longer than 4 hours. And Chris Hansen is there, too.
This will not end well for the gun.
by vineyarddawg on Apr 18, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, we were holding off on introducing our newest variety of herb, Warplainstigereaglemen,
But now that the secret’s out…
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 18, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I regret to say that since I have been a student here
I have not once stepped foot into Toomer’s. I used to go all the time as a little tyke though.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember when it was actually a drug store
and also when the lemonade didn’t cost more than a beer. During college, that’s going to make you gravitates towards beer every time. Come back after you a couple of little kids, that might change again.
Doesn't that lemonade cost some absurd price?
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– Henry T. Lilly '18
If it's more than $3, I say it's too much
I believe that’s how much the lemonades are at the Tomato Place in Vicksburg, MS, and I can’t imagine another place making better lemonade.
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by billycthulhu on Apr 18, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
$2.50 small, $3.75 large, $15 gallon
It’s good lemonade. But folks bragging about how good the lemonade is at this or that place is silly. It has three ingredients and takes two minutes to make. Not exactly your mother’s secret lasagne recipe. I get it occasionally for tradition, but I can do just as well at home, and Chick-Fil-A does about as well despite making it by the truckload.
agreed. it is really good, but it is lemonade.
took the kids there when we in town for a swim meet. my littlest asked where was the bama stuff.
by dirt sandwich on Apr 18, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It is an essential ingredient in the Pat Dye.
I forget which one of you gentlemen/scholars came up with it, but it’s basically an Arnold Palmer. Replace your powdered lemonade with Toomer’s and the sweet tea with bourbon, and you have a Pat Dye.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 18, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Welp, suppose I should start paying attention to WMU Bronco football now
If memory serves, Carder was actually a halfway decent QB last year. Looking forward to attending TUESDAY NIGHT MACTION this fall.
/newbroncogradstudent
//fuckjobsearches
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Apr 18, 2011 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
It's not the track-based events at Talladega that kept people away...
It was sleeping off the alcohol induced coma from staying up all night drinking from strange kegs and watching girls “dance” on stripper poles mounted to tow hitches on RVs out in the campgrounds.
by 2MuchUrAssuming on Apr 18, 2011 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
Wait that still goes on all over there?
I definitely spent the last four years at the wrong campsite then.
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by Chloe Denmark on Apr 18, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK CLEMSON from the otherside of the world!
I guess I’ll be the latest of the Commentariat to be embedded in a foreign country as I’m currently in Dubai and in four hours headed up to Baghdad to spend the next year being a sleazy contractor. Minuses: war zone, no CFB (the Baghdad Bombardiers lost their biggest booster a couple years ago), no alcohol (FFFFFUUUU) and my internet usage will be tracked so probably very little time spent here amongst you fine fellows and ladies of the Commentariat. Plus: lots and lots of tax free moneyz (make it on dem hoes!).
But I’ll try and check in as often as possible and wish I could take pics but I’m not aloud to have any kind of cameras at the site I’m going to be working. Anyway, all the best to y’all, FUCK CLEMSON, HATE IOWA & WAR EAGLE!
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by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 18, 2011 1:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Good luck. We'll miss you. War Eagle.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 18, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Best of luck and stay safe.
I’m mildly surprised that you passed security clearance being a commenter here. That’s good, I think.
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by Crabapple Buck on Apr 18, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, thank you
I actually had an active top secret clearance from when I was trying to get into the Corps so my processing was expedited…
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by Oscar Whiskey on Apr 18, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
God Bless, Man
Some of my best friends from Afghanistan are contractors. Not sure what kind of work you do, but good luck to you.
I was lucky, EDSBS was never blocked and I had wireless access in my office, so I could have my personal laptop on next to my work computers. We were, shall we say, lax in the info sec area because we had an international office. You might be just fine.
Stay safe, keep your head down, and (gulps, can’t believe I’m saying this) War Eagle for your service. (Yes, dirty nasty contractors serve too)
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by Kelly's Gyros on Apr 18, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll definitely second the well-wishes
But I just can’t bring myself to do the W*$& E@&*$
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by billycthulhu on Apr 18, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Let us know if you see any "Oregon 2010 National Champions" shirts.
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by saxattack29 on Apr 18, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good Luck, Stay Safe and War Eagle.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 18, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Be safe, War Eagle, and report back.
Mr. Revenge may be headed that way soon. I am not pleased by this prospect.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 18, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
About the only great time to be a KSUer under Prince...
… because the other times were simply AMAZING. Offensive prowess… we put up 5 TDs on Oklahoma (never mind giving up 55 points in one half). A player draft for the spring game. Open spring practices! OH MY! A BID TO THE TEXAS BOWL!!! #RonP4ReturnToKSU
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