HOUSTON NUTT'S CIRCLE OF CHAMPIONS (AND INSANITY)
by Spencer Hall on Mar 30, 2011 1:26 PM EDT
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PrintGIGGITY. Houston Nutt's unnaturally long fingers are wagging at you. Who? YOU, the non-Ole Miss footaball player. Clearly you live in a hellzone called "THE WORLD OF THE UNINVESTED." Locusts nest in your ears, flames lick your every step, and you probably live in someplace with really bad love bugs in the spring. Enjoy your loafin' damnation of an existence.
Moving deeper into the concentric circles of the NUTTIVERSE, the next layer is the CIRCLE OF THE UNCOMMITTED. For some reason these people are preferable to the CIRCLE OF THE UNTRUSTABLES. Houston Nutt values commitment over trust, a value system that would make him an excellent Soviet nuclear engineer or Liberian warlord.
"Are you bulletproof, my men?"
"YESSIR!"
/shoots one
/kills one
"THAT'S COMMITMENT RIGHT THERE, BY GIGGITY!"
As you can see there are four names in the CIRCLE OF THE UNTRUSTABLES, none in the outer layers or in the wasteland of the UNINVESTED, and a new group that starts on the borders of the poster's edges we like to call "PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT HOUSTON NUTT IS CRAZIER THAN A SACK OF WEASELS." There's video of Nutt explaining it, and it is all you expect it to be.
(HT: Kyle Veazey.)
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First person that posts the Ron Swanson Pyramid Of Greatness gets the spider closet.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 30, 2011 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
this was funny ^
searchin' the scrapyard for my dirty crown...
by JunctionCrimson on Mar 30, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a mega-nerd report...
I make no judgement about spiders’ ability to ingest various pschyotropic substances
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 30, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I loved the videos of them making them. The spiders looked FUCKED up.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you notice the greatest web distortions were caused by caffeine,
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 30, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Word.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston Nutt Continually Brightens my Day
I always ask, who could honestly be more bat shit crazy than those I work with, and then EDSBS or Dr. Saturday post something that confirms that only Houston Nutt is. Vunderbar
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
And theres another one. You can't get better wackiness than SEC coaching staffs
DATS ANUBBA NATTEONAL CHMPEONSCIP PAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLL. I’ll HANG UP AND LISTEN
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
Aren't the INNER rings of Inferno the worst part?
Nutt’s vestibule sounds like a pretty good place to be.
at minimum
you get spider closet for 1) giant picture coupled with 2) no title
Desperately trying to Ctrl+Z my way through life...
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
ha - see SBMWV's first post in thread
I think it’s funny.
Desperately trying to Ctrl+Z my way through life...
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Should be this one to match the family history
The Charles, he is an artiste of the surreal.
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 30, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where is the Circle of the Committed but not on Scholarship?
The Charles, he is an artiste of the surreal.
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 30, 2011 1:38 PM EDT reply actions 35 recs
If we ever become a full fledged messageboard...
…the first order of business would be to make giddyhoustonnutt.jpg a emoticon.
ditto
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 30, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm always annoyed at the gif
for the dick bag that left thier mouse right in the middle the whole time on the stupid finger pointer setting
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 31, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm just gonna
leave this right here.
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on Mar 30, 2011 1:40 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I just assumed it was where former Bernie Madoff* clients . . .
retire to.
*Bama man
/Ponzi scheme nashnul champeenship!
by MaconDawg on Mar 30, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
aaaaand this goes here:
CIRCLES SQUARES CIRCLES GIGGITY BOJANGLES POPTART
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 30, 2011 1:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Also
I wish the Houston Nutt being described as “squirrely” would have launched a meme of him as a squirrel. Maybe not, I don’t know. Is he #1 in the memeable power rankings for SEC coaches now?
Obviously, that’s who he receives the most competition from, but maybe the Miles schtick is a bit too played out. Too lamestream.
.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Les Miles lamestream?
Unpossible
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 30, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Alice B. Toklas I Love You
Pot Brownies, Yummm!
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 30, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Hat sez:
You’re not trapped in the mainstream.
The mainstream is trapped in you.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
the Right Rev Nutt
will always be limited by his southern baptist qualities (and certainly the element of insanity that is associated therewith) but Miles knows no boundaries — he ate grass this year and discovered twitter. Who knows what Miles could produce next year and that element of the unknown coupled with the obvious insanity that keeps Miles on the top of the list.
I look for Chizik to make a solid appearance as well – I never thought he had the flamboyancy to hang with the elite of SEC maddness but his win-at-all costs, damn the consequences may yet propel him to new heights…
I have a one word response to your question:
Woeojuwejhdjwe
by Cardfanintherock on Mar 30, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't ever change, Houston.
You’re the best thing to happen to Vanderbilt football since Bill Wade graduated. =)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I CAN HEEEEEAAALLL YOUR UNTRUSTINESS
________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
by Ronnie D on Mar 30, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Untrustables
don’t get to sit at the training table and have to eat these:
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
by smk73 on Mar 30, 2011 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Gah, this is the second time today someone's referenced no crust.
At lunch, the lady at the table next to us picked the crust off her daughter’s grilled cheese and uttered the following phrase:
Here, let me take off some of the bread so you can have more sandwich.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 30, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
These are the same people
who think that Daylight Savings Time alters the earth’s rotation.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
So what you're saying...
is that Daylight Savings Time causes earthquakes?
PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
fucking idiots
everyone knows it speeds up the orbit of the sun around the earth
The list is long, but distinguished.
I kept expecting him to say
There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on – shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
CONSARNIT INFERNOTARKUS BOGIGGITY ALIGHIERI TOASTER STRUDEL!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
“You and Virgil are in some deep, deep stuff. Y’all gotta climb down my back now.”
Honestly, though, all I’m seeing is the crest of the French air force.
That pretty much sums up Ole Miss.
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Mar 30, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a penawlty and it's cawstly
“I overslept my tutor class, or I uhh overslept my mentor class, or I missed study hall.”
Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin.
by sidehacker on Mar 30, 2011 2:00 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Ole Miss students get tutor, mentor, AND study hall classes?
Are these freshmen seminars? Or a regular thing?
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
"everyone starts here"???
I keep looking at that thing, and I get more and more confused
where does Masoli fit in?
Jacksonville State??
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
4-8 IS WINNING
TRANSFERRING IS RECRUITING
DEFRAUDING IS COMMITTING
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Life is giggity
Jacksonville State blawtarkus doggonit dangnabbit Masoliggity.
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Mar 30, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that makes Mullen
an “unperson.”
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Mar 30, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
We Have Always Been at War with EastStarkville
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
Columbus?
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 30, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
2+2=5
I see what you did there.
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Mar 30, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
-Mississippi state motto.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 30, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
heh
i’ll rec that one. gotta laugh outta me.
NEEDZ MOAR DUMBIDITY
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 30, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Explanation, Spencer:
It’s entirely possible to be
PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT HOUSTON NUTT IS CRAZIER THAN A SACK OF WEASELS
and also be anywhere on this chart, hence no separate ring.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I don't see the problem here
Apparently none of you have been subjected to any sort of corporate team-building / team leadership training lately?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Not with that horrendous level of coinage
thank goodness. Mostly, leadership training consisted of me beating the living shit out of the Board of directors in Foosball
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You know how I know it's business time? It's Wednesday
Monday is my night to cook, Tuesday we visit your mother, Wednesday is business time
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
First we gotta do the recycling.
’Cause recycling is very important.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Mar 30, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You say "Is that it?"
But what you really mean is “Ah yeah, that’s it”
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
You don't have your after-work social sports team practice
So you’re not too tired.
by The Guys Get Shirts! on Mar 30, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
If I weren't married,
and Jemaine wanted to conduct business, we would certainly conduct business. I would wreck that boy.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 30, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Golf is what you do when executives run the company, not the HR department
this is a good thing
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Mar 30, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Drinking with professors?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
If by "team-building" you mean "paintball deathmatch"
then yes.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Y HALO THAR
Feeling surprisingly chipper. Unfortunately, I sobered up 25 minutes into anthro and got the dreaded “spins” on the walk home.
However, a 4 hour nap and a cold snap (snow? really? f u ohio) has cleared up any hangover I could have had.
But I FINISHED THE EXERCISE
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Mar 30, 2011 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Well done.
Finishing the drill always gets a rec
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
The next drill?
There are 2 shots of absinthe left in the bottle in my freezer.
I’m saving THAT for this Friday night.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I'm coming up with ways to troll the creepy girl from the Ring
so far I’ve thrown her tv into the bottom of the well, placed it on the edge of the grand canyon, and hanged it screen side down over a pool of sharks.
I have a very special form of ADD, but it gets me through class.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Mar 30, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer "active imagination."
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
sound like you need to be working for Warner Brothers
making new Looney Toons
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Tape it screen-to-screen with another TV playing the same video
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 30, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
What's a Purdue?
"People ask what it's like to be a black coach. I've never been any other kind." - Ron Prince
Someone help me
Twitter is down. I feel so…alone. So…disconnected.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
I can post 140-character stream-of-consciousness, if you like.
Be warned, I’m in Contracts.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, this is a fun game.
I’m in Comparative Studies: Fine Art in Literature.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
@broski: Whatchu comparin' yo? Sour. #parolevidencerule #thuglyf4eva
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
@ACS_HOT_FIRE we on dat book sweet hereafter" #depressed #letswatchfreaksagain
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I'm not in class, but I'm working on Mathematical Logic...
wanna talk first order logic? how about Proof Systems?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
COME AT ME BROS
please restrict your comments to market action, sports or whatever the fuck it is that Ochocinco is always talking about.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
@BOURBZ_IN_DA_SHED
Treasury be sellin mad bonds yo u buyin?? #getmoney
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
that is shockingly close to what my "tweets" look like
I didn’t join to actually tweet, just to get news, etc. Then people started following me and I started feeling obligated to say funny crap.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
From the Zelda troll comic the other day:
1. Break everything
2. Take all the money
3. GTFO
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
@Bourbz
JPMorgan be loaning AT&T $20 billion, Moody’s is a bunch a #HATERZ
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
@Stempke_tallguy
[nothing but a stream of pictures of you fighting bouncers from your last night out]
and I would follow.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No actual punches thrown
I did tell a short guy that I could fold him up and put him in my pocket, which has led to my brother calling me “Pockets” for the last week.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
That's always fun...
better than calling him a leprechaun, I guess
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
That's it.
You’re “Pockets” from here on in.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
@Pockets
Totalry just harwgtied dis bounsher…he didnt shtand a chjanj agaishnt me [/falls down]
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
When he gets mad and starts ranting
can we call him “Hot Pockets”?
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Well, duh.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Delicious!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I reckon I'm rec'in
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if you promise to say it in Jim Gaffigan's voice
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
@ACS_HOTFIRE
so den dis chick wuz lik “DO NOT PUT ME UNDER DURESS BEFORE I EXECUTE THIS AGREEMENT” man, shiiit #SOUR
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
@Bourbz
D00d GQ gettin it’s nuts sued off for pr0n pics yo #negligentmisrepresentation
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You youngins got it sooooo easy...
Back in my day, we didn’t have laptops and the interwebs to keep us occupied during boring classes. We had to sleep or do the crossword puzzle in the campus newspaper.
Heute, Ich bin ein Kreuzschlüssel.
/nods
‘wireless internet’ was a cordless phone, too.
/getoffmylawn
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 30, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Us po' kids that don't have a fancy-shmancy mobile wireless device still had to do that
The State News: You get it just for the crossword and sudoku.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Pshaw.
I did crosswords in class. Then again, when classes were 20 people and you were furiously writing equations, having a computer out made you look like the suspicious one.
yup.
unless you were the uber-nerd and had a first gen tablet (you know with the rotating screen) anyone with a computer out in class was suspect.
I still hate the alligator staff for only putting out papers on MWF in the summer and only giving you ONE crossword in each. Tuesday? Nope listen or draw the millions of ways to kill my TAs
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 31, 2011 8:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey, most of us TAs don't want to be there any more than you do...
but we gots to make rent and beer money somehow.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I remember the first time I used wireless
sitting in the courtyard outside a building, talking on AOL-IM to a friend in another country, thinking about how amazing what I was doing was. I was also wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
So where was I? Oh yeah! So I was talking to my friend in another country on AOL-IM
Which was what they used for texting in my days. You’d get on the America On-Line and say “Hey! Where are all my friends? They’re right there!” And you’d have this list of all your contacts, which was the style at the time.
So anyway, I was talking to my friend from another country. He was from the old country, and told me he was taking a ferry across the river that day, and he needed a nickel. And in those days, nickels has pictures of bumblebees on them! “Give me five bees for a quarter!” you’d say.
Oh yeah, where was I? So he needed a bee to cross the ferry. But the important part was that I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I distinctly remember a conversation with my mother, where she said
“The internet is great and all, but it’ll only really be worth something when I can just leave my computer on and it’ll be connected, without having to dial a modem and block the phone line.”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
@purwho_nuthingatall
OMG Lybia is soooooo sad their bein soooo mean to all those ppl :( #geopolitics
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
@ACS_HOTFIRE
Dey having nite game against U$C dis yr #nojumbotron
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
@STEMPKE
DEAR MR. STEMPKE HOW DO YOU USE THIS CONFOUNDED THING? SINCERELY, NDNATION #MATLOCK
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
@ACS_HOTFIRE
Wut is Matlock? #oldpeoplestuff
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
@NDNation
I can’t decide on the route to take whilst yachting around the world. #whitepeopleproblems
@nooneinparticular
I hear Somalia has some good restaurants.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
quit using big words on twitter
in related news, SBMWV/PegPelvisPete made a funny the other night – said @purwho was a new user, which lead everyone to click on the link which results in a popup that says “This user does not exist”. Well played, sir.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he got me too.
i felt dumb. then mad. then had.
it was excellence.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Pure brilliance. I’ve been thinking about getting a twitter, but it’d be difficult to balance my EDSBS persona and real life purwho… the one that may actually exist maybe.
/people talk to me in real life, that means I exist, right?
stay purwho on teh twitterz too
I am the same BM but with no talk of shovels, sheds, etc.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait.
You people aren’t like this in real life?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I am...nothing but comments about Kenyon, baseball, and food.
It’s a wonder I haven’t been beaten to death yet.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I'm really curious how an actual EDSBS meetup would go
1/3 joking, laughing
1/3 awkward shuffling of feet, staring off, not really talking
1/3 getting in actual fistfights from snark gone wrong + booze
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
A lot of "wow that is not how I pictured them" this is weird
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
I vote this one.
or just the not talking and LOTS of drinking.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
for you, less for us
you’re the only one that doesn’t leave it to the imagination.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not the only one. Mike's pic/avatarwhateverthefuckyouwanttocallit is not of the imagination.
Besides, I ain’t skerred of ya
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That's true
so is Joe’s on twitter and a few of the others we’re always going back & forth with. Including me. (but aha! my back is turned!)
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That's true.
Plus I’m just prettyier than most of ya.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I like that picture because I had no idea what they wanted me to do at that particular moment
and the woman caught it perfectly- just the general look of slightly peeved confusion
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Purwho's picture is not left up to the imagination either.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
twitter is back up, and purdue is trending.
I have to think the outage was related to purdue.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS...
MATT PAINTER PROBABLY STAYING AT _________ ACCORDING TO SOURCES THAT TALK TO ANDY KATZ
Oh my, purwho is now on Twitter!
Welcome, purwho!
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 30, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
O I SEEZ UR TRAP THERE.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Enjoy your rec.
I’ll suspend creating an account long enough for this to stay funny for a little while.
Indeed.
Had to make it where he could see it this time.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 30, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, it was a damn good one.
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I are not good spellerer.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 30, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I iz not falling for that again
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
THE INTERNET HAS ATTEMPTED TO DISCUSS
THE SCHOOL WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Not true on the tweetz.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Mar 30, 2011 4:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
a LOT of that
me, you & Big Jon looking down at everyone. literally, not figuratively, of course.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
What, will there be no chairs?
I was told there would be chairs, maybe even a divan or couch (not on fire)
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
According to sources placed outside Morgantown,
it ain’t a couch until it’s been on fire at least once
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Based on previous circumstances that are eerily parallel
this is truthful and accurate.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
This would only happen if there was no football on to watch
An EDSBS meet would have to occur at the same time as footbaw.
EDSBS tailgate at stempke’s bar?
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna need more insurance
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
And more taps.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
ooooh get a shuffleboard
and some corn hole boards, and a table for beirut
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Ladderball > corn hole
… How the fuck do tailgating games get the stupidest names?
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe? This here thing
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hillbilly golf is a new one
My personal favorite is hearing it called dingleball.
I’ve also heard corn hall called hillbilly horse shoes before. That was a little irritating.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
corn hall = corn hole
I fail at typing often these days, it seems.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Horse balls.
That’s what it was introduced to me as.
by Cardfanintherock on Mar 30, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Testicle Toss in my family.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
First time I saw that was at the last FSU spring game...
I still have no real idea how the scoring works or how the drinking gets involved.
Makes it a lot like cricket, for me
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Each rung is worth different points.
You play until one team gets 11. The drinking comes in however you want it to.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
/continuesramblingoutofboredom
We had ladderball set up at work here one day, and MSU’s president comes walking by with her husband and watches us for a minute, before heading over and asking to play a round with us.
Every toss she did she wound up scoring points and beat us very quickly. She chuckles and looks at us and says “Maybe you guys do better when you’re drinking.”
Lou Anna Simon 4 best prez ever.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 30, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
bottom rung is 3, middle is two, top is one 1, scores cancel out
So if I get 5 and you get 4, I get a point. Play to 11, gotta win by 2. Drink as needed
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
I had a custom set
with another bar behind the main “ladder”, halfway between the middle and bottom rungs on height. That one’s worth 5. And we did it that it had to be on the same rung to cancel (we can both score 5 if you do it by hitting the 5 and I get a 3 and a 2), play to 21, if you go over you go backwards instead.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
oooh I just learned ladderball this year
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Beirut? Thank god, somebody else that calls it that...
that’s what we called it at Kenyon, but when I moved, everyone else called it beer pong. When we played beer pong, it was an entirely different game, with ping pong paddles and all that(like in Beerfest).
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Totally
I learned the game at Lehigh, where they are pros and you get scolded for calling it pong.
I take minor credit for bringing it back to Florida, where we pulled my closet door off to use as a table. I couldnt find ping pong balls ANYWHERE at first. Now they’re in the beer aisle of every Publix in gainesville
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Lehigh and Kenyon share a number of East Coast/MidAtlantic kids...
because that’s where I think that name must have come from.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Beer pong is for the peasantry
Beirut is a refined sport played by enlightened intellectuals intolerable fucking douchebags.
hey
I may resemble that remark. Until someone confirms to me that I am, in fact, a douchebag – I’m going to resent that remark.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
We played both...
but Beirut was for bigger parties
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Yep. That makes sense to me.
All the Sig Ep boys called it Beirut.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Funny
As I’m a SigEp and we seemed to be the only ones calling it beer pong.
The list is long, but distinguished.
I guess you're not an intolerable fucking douchebag then.
Aren’t you lucky?
/99%ofthematRollaweretheathletes
//almostgotclosedforhazing
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You would think.
You would be wrong.
Or maybe it’s a sliding scale?
Two beavers are better than one; They're twice the fun
Ask anyone; A second beaver can be
Second-to-none; Two beavers are better than one
Robin Sparkles
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know.
It’s been beer pong at JMU and Virginia Tech for at least 15 years, and our student bases are solidly East-Coast (JMU pulls even more NJ kids than we do).
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
My dad made the sweatest Corn Hole boards.
Joined pieces of wood so it had a hardwood (Basketball court) look to it and then customized it with trim colors of UF and UofL. He did end up putting a bit much polyurethane over it and it makes it a BITCH to get a bag to stay on the board unless it is dropping down at a steep angle. Anyway, his look a million times better than any of the team-themed versions I’ve seen online or side of road.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
he did sweat a lot during production, but they were
sweet.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Now hold on one minute
We talking bout this
or this
Because one of those is awesome, the other I cannot abide.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
ha!
I may live in retiree paradise, but I mean the latter.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you know how long it took me to find a bar in NYC with a shuffleboard table
It’s unpossible. The only place I found with one was actually a Packer bar in the Upper West Side
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
ahhh
I got lucky there – I stumbled into one on a random sunday impromptu bar crawl one of my first wknds in the city. Place had shuffleboard, a table for beirut (with pitcher specials for anyone playing) and some of the BEST buffalo chicken strips I had ever had to that point. Somewhere way down in Soho, almost in Financial
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I have one in my house.
A law school buddy of mine decided to make a shuffleboard table out of scrap lumber one day. Despite his absolute lack of preparation, it turned out great and has a mechanism for leveling it. When he moved up to Michigan, he let me have it, for which I am eternally grateful.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
In Mims, FL (Google it; it's not large)
there was a tiny bar in the middle of nowhere that was on an endless cycle: one owner/name for about a year, vacant for about 6 months, another owner/name for a year, etc.
The longest it ever lasted with one name was something like 4-5 years, as “Hobo’s Pour House.” The reason: apparently it had championship-level table shuffleboard tournaments.
I was always intrigued, but never got the courage to go inside.
Bob's Bar in Martinsburg, NE had a table.
They also sell these:
That’s the regular cheeseburger. I think they also sell a double.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I approve of any establishment
that uses six-pack holders for condiments & sauces, etc.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Majestic
I’d never heard of the game before or since Hobo’s Pour House until today.
According to shuffleboard.net, there are tables near me in KC: at something called “Westport Flea Market / Bar & Grill.”
Between that name and those burgers, I am suddenly extremely intrigued by shuffleboard.
The flea market isn't terrible if I recall correctly.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I played corn hole once.
But then she moved away.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Blanx will have to stay in the cage...
and do it on ND’s bye weekend, so ACS doesn’t light the whole place up. Bourbz, your shed on wheels?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
But I don't like the cage!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
...
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we're gonna need some lawn darts too.
right?
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I are not good spellerer.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 30, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
YES.
Stempke’s getting more insurance anyway.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 30, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
If we're going so far as lawn darts,
let’s add roman candle wars while we’re at it.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Fuck. Yes.
Can we have washers too? PUH-LEASE?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
+1 for washers. is that a texas thing? got them as groomsmen gift for a wedding at luckenbach.
by dirt sandwich on Mar 30, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, it's a "Horsehoes are too much of a pain in the ass to take with us, let's approximate the concept with something more portable"
We’ve had em up here as long as I can remember.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
built pits in all my houses in gville
only lost 2 games in my career.
i felt it was my civic duty to push the best game.
/chicksdigringers
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 31, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions
If it's what I think it is
then HELL YES!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Corn hole/Horseshoe-esque
1′×1′ box with 4-5" diameter pvc pipe in middle. PLay with the 1" washers. In the pipe 3pts, in the box 2pts, on the lip 1pt (because it’s luck that got it there dammit not skillz). Play to 21, points cancel.
Played this WASTED at my Greek Week my last semester of college. Was down 11-3. Won that game and the next two easy-peasy. God I miss copious free beer.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
That's actually not what I was thinking.
But I like.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
What were YOU thinking?
Now I’m curious. The Washers boxes (I don’t know if Stempke’s and mine are the same) are easy to transport. Throw on some latches and the boxes connect together…never lost. A LOT smaller than the corn hole ramps, and less pieces than the ladder/ball throwing stuff.
/good lord I love warm weather outdoor games
Two beavers are better than one; They're twice the fun
Ask anyone; A second beaver can be
Second-to-none; Two beavers are better than one
Robin Sparkles
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 31, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Same, clips together like a big wooden briefcase
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Pretty much cornhole with no slope on the box
Big washers (probably 2.5" or 3" diameter) instead of beanbags, three holes slightly larger (maybe 4" diameter), 1-3-5 scoring.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
AND MORE RUM.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Mar 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All the rum you want, darling
ALL THE RUM
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I want some rum too!
/poutsincorner
Two beavers are better than one; They're twice the fun
Ask anyone; A second beaver can be
Second-to-none; Two beavers are better than one
Robin Sparkles
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Please don't pout....
We have rumz for you too.
Our long national nightmare is over. The Dana Holgorsen era at WVU has begun.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 31, 2011 7:27 AM EDT up reply actions
No more pouting. ALL. THE. EVERYTHING. will start in about 36 hours
Two beavers are better than one; They're twice the fun
Ask anyone; A second beaver can be
Second-to-none; Two beavers are better than one
Robin Sparkles
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 31, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
you forgot about
all the single guys awkwardly trying to figure out how to hit on the 3-4 girls who show up, and are probably way out of the league of the miscreants who hang out here.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Do I get to bring the gf?
probably not, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not sure
I don’t get to make the rules…
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
eesh...
I’m still figuring out how to work it with the wife.
“so honey, these are my friends from the internet…”
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So, if I pick up a hamburger from the MacDonalds before showing up
should I be expecting this guy to appear?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Are you bringing the Zima as well?
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
What's funny is that given the circles we move in, we've either met or are going to.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It would be different if this wasn't more or less exactly how I met the wife ;]
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I say why not.
I’m gonna eventually get bored with the rest of you.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, about that...
that’s gonna happen really really fast.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Good thing I'm polite.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
she was on fire,
‘bless your heart’ from the top of the key
‘bless your heart’ from 3pt range
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 31, 2011 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I am like this everywhere.
Hence, internet legend.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I'm pretty similar in real life, though much dumber than my occasional witticisms probably let you believe
I may start an EDSBS twitter account. It would be fun, but a horrible idea, as I already spend several hours a day on here.
But they are the best hours….
The list is long, but distinguished.
DO IT. Succumb to the peer pressure.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 30, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
perhaps when I have a real office
and bystanders can’t see my computer, but I don’t want to stare at my phone all day.
/zkey4eva
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 31, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm already planning how to rearrange my desk in my new office that I'm moving to today.
Two beavers are better than one; They're twice the fun
Ask anyone; A second beaver can be
Second-to-none; Two beavers are better than one
Robin Sparkles
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 31, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I have found that my bosses aren't very detailed when checking screens
So I have a custom sized window that fits into my outlook reading pane for internet surfing purposes.
the comments here look close enough to real emails that no one takes a second look….until a giant trollface pic shows up
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 31, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now I'm just being a troll-bastard
/gets up and closes door
/luxuriates in 180 square feet of solitude.
Our long national nightmare is over. The Dana Holgorsen era at WVU has begun.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 31, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah, but someday when I'm the richest woman in the construction industry
who didn’t “inherit” the position, I will have an office that I will only be in during conference calls. /Iwish
Seriously though, no one really pays attention. And trust me when I say that once my work picks up you all will be like “where the fuck did she go”
Two beavers are better than one; They're twice the fun
Ask anyone; A second beaver can be
Second-to-none; Two beavers are better than one
Robin Sparkles
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 31, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Compared with the rest of y'all
my wit tends to be…a bit lacking, frankly. So I’m not sure there’d really be much to be gained by me doing this.
Actually I already have an account, which follows Orson, but if I were to do something like this I’d probably make it a separate one.
by The Missing T on Mar 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I clicked
I feel no shame, for the petard was quite excellent
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
The three college classes Houston Nutt can name off the top of his head
are Tutor Class, Mentor Class, and Study Hall.
I’ve got $100 these are the only college classes Houston Nutt has ever heard of.
HOLY SHINTO
tigerdropping impresses again!
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I are not good spellerer.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I think its missing a pic of Cam
wearing Portman’s Black Swan mask
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
This is perfect:
“The path of the self-righteous player is set on all sides by the luxuries of the unscrupulous and the tyranny of evil compliance men. Blessed is he who in the name of “charity” and crystal footballs shepherds me through the valley of “ignorance”, for he is truly my father’s bookkeeper and a maker of profitable children. And I will speak out upon thee with great obfuscation and furious weasel-wording those who attempt to poison and destroy my sweet deal. And you will know my name is Scam when they lay thy sanctions upon thee."
by lhb98 on Mar 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jayson Blair
wouldn’t have bother using the block quote device. So you get a rec for honesty.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Coaching though South Park? Genius!
accountabilabuddy
A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.
Originally from an episode of South Park called “Cartman sucks”
Dude you were supposed to be my accountabilabuddy instead you got drunk, bought 15 hookers, married 4 of them, and then had sex with a horse. Why didn’t you bring me?
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