HOUSTON NUTT'S CIRCLE OF CHAMPIONS (AND INSANITY)

GIGGITY. Houston Nutt's unnaturally long fingers are wagging at you. Who? YOU, the non-Ole Miss footaball player. Clearly you live in a hellzone called "THE WORLD OF THE UNINVESTED." Locusts nest in your ears, flames lick your every step, and you probably live in someplace with really bad love bugs in the spring. Enjoy your loafin' damnation of an existence.

Here's your roadmap, loser:

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Moving deeper into the concentric circles of the NUTTIVERSE, the next layer is the CIRCLE OF THE UNCOMMITTED. For some reason these people are preferable to the CIRCLE OF THE UNTRUSTABLES. Houston Nutt values commitment over trust, a value system that would make him an excellent Soviet nuclear engineer or Liberian warlord.

"Are you bulletproof, my men?"

"YESSIR!"

/shoots one

/kills one

"THAT'S COMMITMENT RIGHT THERE, BY GIGGITY!" 

As you can see there are four names in the CIRCLE OF THE UNTRUSTABLES, none in the outer layers or in the wasteland of the UNINVESTED, and a new group that starts on the borders of the poster's edges we like to call "PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT HOUSTON NUTT IS CRAZIER THAN A SACK OF WEASELS." There's video of Nutt explaining it, and it is all you expect it to be.

(HT: Kyle Veazey.)

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