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Sterling Dooley, agent of VOLSIS

 


Following this shocking revelation, I give to you: 

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VOLSIS HQ, in walks in Sterling Dooley, codename "Precious".

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Dooley: MOTHER! I can't work like this! The players, they have NO SHOWER DISCIPLINE! It's unbearable!

Barbara: How does a locker room filled with dirty 18 year old athletes affect me?

Dooley: PHRASING! And... I... well... I suppose it doesn't.

Barbara: Damn straight! Why don't you get help from that last trollop... Lana...

Dooley: Lana Kiffin? Mother, are you insane! Do you remember the trouble she got us in?

Barbara: Perhaps, but I remember her friends seemed to help.

Dooley: What, Monte "Shh, Matlock is on" and Ed "Ima need mo rebull ta keep on racrootin"? No, no, absolutely not, no.

Barbara: Well... too late. I already called them to help.

Dooley: WHAT! No! Call her off!

Lana: Well if it isn't precious...

Dooley: DON'T CALL ME THAT! It's a stupid code name!

Lana: Whatever. You obviously need my help.

Dooley: NO I DON'T! Besides, since you've moved to Trodin, things have never been better!

Lana: Riiight. What was your record again?

Dooley: 6-7

Lana: And what was MY record again?

Dooley: Stupid and reckless?

Lana: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my extra win.

TO BE CONTINUED! (By you guys. I suck too much at teh photoshop, and I feel this sucker needs more visuals).

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