FINE. WE PLAY QUIDDITCH.
by Spencer Hall on Mar 24, 2011 3:12 PM EDT
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PrintGoddammit. Here we are, conjuring all the reasons you should pull for Florida instead of BYU tonight and trying to do so without resorting to cliched outright mockery of Mormonism. And we were doing so well with our list!
- Point guard capable of both winning and losing the game!
- Guy named "Chandler Parsons" who despite his name is NOT a douchebag!
- Is not the team with a guy named "Jimmer" on it.
- As a community generally celebrates you getting as drunk and enthusiastically promiscuous as you care to be, because the most American thing of all is liberty (and abusing it.)
- We weren't the guys whose buddy shot Bill Henrickson in cold blood, leaving his defenseless, sensual wives unprotected and sexually needy. We await your call for relief assistance. Ask us to do anything. Please. We're here to help.
It was all going so well, and then this happened.
We sort of want a Gator-themed Quidditch cape now, and that is our burden to bear. The rest of you can make your own choices, since we're all about transparency and seriously, a school with an active Quidditch team might be a step too far for even some of your Ultrageek asses. (ND students, don't even start to front, though: you're in on this like an Indiana Excise Cop with a nightstick on a 13 year old with a wine cooler, and denying it only makes you look worse.)
(Via Dan Goddamn Rubenstein YOU HUSH UP YOUR TEAM WEARS REJECT UKRAINIAN FIGURE SKATING UNIFORMS MADE BY TORTURED STARVING INDONESIAN CHILDREN.)
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I call bias
he has the hair of a Parker-Wilson and should be (mis)treated accordingly
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Mar 24, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and that, sir
…gets a rec.
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Mar 24, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
How is someone with that name not black?
He might not be a douche, but I seriously soubt he’s cool enough to carry the moniker “Chandler Parsons.”
There's an outside chance I'm kin.
Whence the “C” in “NCT”. Speaking of crosses to bear, I am almost certainly kin to a certain Gailey, given his county of birth.
Well well well
Look who has reemerged from the bowls of the swamps of Florida
The list is long, but distinguished.
Judging by the female componant ...
Many a bag of Bertie Bott’s jelly beans have been consumed at team meetings.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Mar 24, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
As a Notre Dame fan..
… I know nothing about Quidditch, and I’ve never seen a single Harry Potter movie or read a book.
However, if this sport can be dominated by nerdy white guys with little to no athletic ability, then I support it. We have to fill those trophy cases with something, and it sure as shit isn’t going to be crystal footballs.
NDNation sez
WITCHES AND WIZARDS AND MAGIC, Oh My! That’s EVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
We have our way of dealing with evil
As Quidditch practices will be filmed from atop scissorlifts.
by Tom Fornelli on Mar 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Always too soon.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
On the other hand, it's still more interesting than women's basketball
by Ardbeg on Mar 24, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 17 recs
WOMEN PLAY MORE FUNDAMENTALLY SOUND QUIDDITCH
The men’s quidditch game is all about flying high and casting jinxes these days.
by lhb98 on Mar 24, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
Rec'd
For what isn’t more interesting than women’s basketball?!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
That's for the fan to decide.
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
Not yet boiling water?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
at least there's some form of anticipation when it comes to boiling water
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
President of Greater Opelika Athletic Authority
by Oscar Whiskey on Mar 24, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah.
With not yet boiling water, things can still be dunked.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Please explain sock-in-pants just one more time -
and this is not gay?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Mar 24, 2011 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, I thought I was on the NDNation politics board.
Stupid bookmarks menu.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Age has little to do with it.
I enjoy gratuitous use of unnecessary articles (see also “he used to take the marijuana” and “last I heard, she done got laid up with the hepatitis”).
Ah
That was the other option. This is why we need irony/sarcasm font.
I love green because money be green.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 25, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um, hate to break it to you, but...
We did it first—-
http://cw.ua.edu/2010/11/15/quidditch-sweeps-the-capstone/
QUIDDITCH NATIONAL CHAMPIUNSHIP ROLL TADH!!!!
Is there a national championship you will not fraudulently claim?
Middlebury got us all beat, son.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Mar 24, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Unsurprisingly
Alabama claimed the championship despite losing the last match.
by Ardbeg on Mar 24, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
Jeannie Tripplehorn
can beat my bludger any day.
by lhb98 on Mar 24, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I WAS NOT INVOLVED IN ANY OF THAT.
I HAVE WITNESSES THAT CAN CONFIRM THIS.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
The reason to pull for Florida is that
They are playing BYU.
Fuck Clemson, but Fuck BYU more.
by kadoogan on Mar 24, 2011 3:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Fuck BYU
But only in the dark, with the shades drawn, under the covers and dressed.
/oh wait, that’s the baptists
//never saw big love
///thought it was about fat people sex
////ewwww….
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 24, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm as big a fan of Harry Potter as you get
but dammit this is embarrassing. I can handle all the people dressing up at the movie premiers. I don’t do it, but it’s pretty amusing to see others. This….I can’t find any other word but “gay.”
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Mar 24, 2011 3:33 PM EDT reply actions
Oh yeah
/nerd’d
/geek’d
/fag’d
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Mar 24, 2011 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
Today's reminder: BYU may be terrible, but Max Hall takes no shit and is salty as all get-out
________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
White don't take no mess because
He’s too busy fumbling it in the playoffs.
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 24, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That's really before my time.
All I know is that he went 34-3 as a starter at ASU. Obviously that’s also before my time, but I don’t give a shit about the Cowboys.
Can we have some examples of the cliched outright mockery of Mormons that you decided not to use?
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
just imagine a BYU student walking down Bourbon around 1 am.
honor code explosion
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 24, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
/honor code barfs into gutter
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's excited for BYU @ Ole Miss this season?
This girl.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
the Grove before the game
will be matter & antimatter. that alone will be worth the trip, i’d be certain.
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 24, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
is this a non-existence joke again?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
President of Greater Opelika Athletic Authority
by Oscar Whiskey on Mar 24, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
and rec
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
by SpartanGator on Mar 24, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well you should just come on down and meet the parents that weekend!
You’ll fit right in!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Don't be silly
The result is dangerous and energetic gamma radiation.
Which results in Hulks, not misspelled chicken farms.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Mar 24, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
This and the LSU/WVU Game are things on my to do list for fall.
Both will probably not happen.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I reeeeally wanted to go to last year's WVU-LSU taxidermy competition at Death Valley
But I was too hungover from my trip to Wisconsin the previous weekend.
They were fun in South Bend in 2005.
How about some milk and cookies?
LOLZ NO THX MOAR MICKEY’S MALT BEVERAGE PLZ.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Notre Dame football: "We are on a mission...
but we left our bicycles at home." One of the best game day t-shirts I’ve ever come across.
by VinBeaver on Mar 24, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We had one mormon girl in my high school.
I don’t think she went to BYU. She was a strange cookie.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Making fun of Mormons
= 1/2 as much fun of making fun of Scientologists, but twice as much fun as making fun of all other religions.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Mar 24, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We deserve it.
And that’s all I’m going to say about that*.
*Offer may not last ten minutes.
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Heck she was almost as much fun as the one Catholic we had too!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
We had one family of mormons and a couple catholics
The Catholics were obviously cool and always the life of the party. The Mormons were weird, no one understood them, and the girl was actually an undercover freak of sorts.
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Mar 24, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I lived in heavily-Mormon Boise for a long-ass time
Definitely the nicest folks I’ve ever met. Also the most subtly judgmental. And a little on the pushy side (trying to get me to go to temple with them every weekend for about 15 years despite my declared papistry). This is obviously not universally true, but generally speaking.
I may have already said this, but to accommodate the Mormon kids, my senior year in high school we had to get a permission slip to watch Pay It Forward. Because it had a curse word in it.
Pay. It. Forward.
I love green because money be green.
Church.
The temple is private.
/pedant’d
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
Shows my ignorance. I thought it was only a distinction made for weddings (i.e., my heathen behind wasn’t allowed in for my Mormon friends’ weddings).
I love green because money be green.
Pretty common misconception.
Two different buildings; one where the regular meetings/services happen, and one where, among a few other things, folks get married. Although only the consecration of the marriage is supposed to happen there, as Joseph Smtih made it pretty clear weddings were supposed to be public affairs, and then the Church found out this way squeezes more tithe money out of less-active parents trying to see their kids get married…I keep forgetting EDSBS and “the time and place for this” are very different things.
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
sensible folks just have the 20 min deal in the Temple
and then have a big public to-do where everybody and their brother can go. The actual Temple ceremony would leave a non-member going…“is that it?”
My sister and her hubby did a fake ring ceremony and basically replayed the entire thing. Figured it would only be fair. Temples are small anyway.
It's always refreshing to find people weirder and nerdier than oneself
but at least they’re having fun and I’m sure their parents don’t mind seeing their hard earned money gathered into a huge pile and just lit on fire for the post quidditch celebration…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
President of Greater Opelika Athletic Authority
Since I can't unsee it, others must share my fate.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Mar 24, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Thank you for the title
and WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK AT IT
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy god damn.
This cannot seriously exist.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 24, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
whenever I move their eyes follow me...
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
President of Greater Opelika Athletic Authority
by Oscar Whiskey on Mar 24, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Wat.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
In the butt.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 24, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Little known fact:
This is actually what the spider closet looks like.
by lhb98 on Mar 24, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I see your refrigerator and raise you one knitting book:
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I'm a credit to the nation!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 24, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
x
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 24, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I will rec this every time.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
As will I.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This is my favorite.
It makes me giggle.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
that is just random as hell
bleach me, please
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
Thank God for a royal wedding once a generation!
It’s one of the most effective ways of teaching young Americans why we fought a war to get out from under that shit. (Never mind that People magazine wants to drag us right back in.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 24, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wait, there's a royal wedding?
Who’s the king? I didn’t vote for him!
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
You don't vote for kings.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
How do you become king, then?
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 25, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Listen --
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Mar 25, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 25, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bump, set, spike. Point EDSBS
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Finally a reason to hang your kids shitty drawings on the fridg'
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Mar 24, 2011 3:47 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Since he is a senior, and his eligibility is almost up...
I feel compelled to reveal the truth that Chandler Parsons is, in fact, a muppet…
Before:
After:
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Mar 24, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
ergy smergy lergy CHICKEN
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 24, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
(i did not fuck up the number of La’s)
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 24, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BØRK BØRK BØRK!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Kyckling!!!
I’ve never understood since my two years in Sweden why the Swedish Chef is Norwegian…
by cbweatherman on Mar 24, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop raising your hand, Swedish chef.
You don’t speak English, and do not know the answers to my questions. You are a Swedish chef.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Mar 24, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
say what you want about byu, but they sure can play rugby.
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
Well duh...
What they call “missionary trips to Samoa,” I call “international rugby recruiting”
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
Do they have a web page? Of COURSE they have a web page
http://swampcup.tumblr.com/teams
Note: I put this on my facebook page to make fun of UF, as any upright student from another Florida public institution should…. and then found out USF participated as well. Irony Badge Unlocked
Editor, Voodoofive.com. The Toughest Blog In America.
Did you notice UF’s strength of schedule?
UF will be playing against a high school team (Cape Coral High) in the Swamp Cup. The tradition lives on.
by hobe g8r on Mar 24, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Say, where did Bill Henrickson keep his wives?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Mar 24, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Bet you're gay.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 24, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that the castle of aaaaauuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh ??
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
FORSHAME
Know your Python…
That is the Castle Anthrax, with its grail signal lit
by cbweatherman on Mar 24, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No no, it's too perilous
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
THE SEC HAS WON THE PAST 15 QUIDDICTCH NCAA CUPS
The BIG INTEGER has gotten close many a times, and the PAC-10 has had one good outting but keeps showing up to blazed to understand what is happening. The Big East however has never made it out of the first round, and The Texas 12 Conference refuses to join until TV rights will be theres.
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
USC 2005 was the GREATEST. QUIDDITCH. TEAM. EVER.
Until The VY that Lived beats them all without a broom
That's easy to explain
Unlike the Big Integer, the SEC actually has black Snitches and Snatches though
The list is long, but distinguished.
I have dignity, social skills, and popularity all falling in the first round
With virginity winning the whole thing.
by lhb98 on Mar 24, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have virginity making it to the finals
But once there it miracolously loses to Shame
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
by AParker on Mar 24, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Still stuck on guy-with yellow sock in pants ...
Does he just run around the field like a damn flamer trying not to get his junk grabbed?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Mar 24, 2011 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
Sign up sheet's in the lobby of the Blue Oyster.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Mar 24, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
reads comments
/sighs
/drinks Sprite
/isgladheturneddownBYUscholieandwenttoOhioState
/fuck clemson
ps id be totally shocked if BYU DIDNT have a quidditch team too.
Wait...there are TWO Mormons here?
Or am I misreading you?
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
One of us.
I think marktgarden (though he’s not around much anymore) is too.
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, my mistake.
I’m so used to being the only mormon that sometimes I forget others exist. Are you a BYU person?
Abso-fucking-lutely n-fucking-ot.
I’m a Pure/New Order guy.
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You sure just coming to this site isn't an honor code violation?
What with all the swearing, talk of booze, and pictures of half-naked women?
/Assumes BYU honor code applies to all Mormons
//learns it doesn’t
Carry on.
Not yet, anyway.
/waitsforseriousoverreachofpowerfromFirstPresidencyindirectconflictwithScripture
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
that'll be my cue to exit I think
I can’t figure them out. They just personally intervened in a major immigration bill in Utah. Who knows, maybe a general beard ban is next?
I forgot to put "another" in between "for" and "serious"
And yes, ridiculous. To be fair, though, that asshat in Arizona might be forcing their hand. I don’t know the full truth of the matter.
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I'm told thats what happened.
Something like 25% of the church population in Utah is Hispanic (as am I), and the membership backlash would have been pretty stark. I know they said they were going to stay out of politics, then there was prop 8, and that was a shitshow, and now this might be. Who knows?
Then again, maybe I just complain a lot. I was the guy who bitched incessantly because he had to shave on his mission.
Adult convert
Also walking the line between “Well, I do like to complain…” and “No, there are serious fucking problems here.”
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
As am I
Though I grew up a Utah fan, and am crimson/red through and through
/gogators
//maygottfriednevercoachutah
///goutes
////nitnationalchampionshiprolltahd
by cbweatherman on Mar 24, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I've tried to get on this Utah bandwagon, but I can't really get myself to care enough about pretend Mountain West sports
I’m typically predisposed to hating BYU, but I have to admit, Jimmer is fun as hell to watch.
This.
Although my fraternity’s designated philanthropy is based at UofU, so I care a teensy bit more.
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I know...
I’ve gotten to the point with Utah’s mediocrity, that I hope somehow the Jimmer gets drafted by the Jazz…
by cbweatherman on Mar 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course he'll get drafted by the Jazz
Do you realize how many freakin’ Jimmer Jerseys they would sell? Utah’s net worth would skyrocket. It’s about time they had a legit Mormon player.
It is weird...
And always will be. Maybe Alabama will schedule something with them in football now, to give me an excuse to get my old buddies down here…
by cbweatherman on Mar 24, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
CURSING! CURSING!
HONOR CODE VIOLATION!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
ResLife approves of you ratting out one of your friends.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
As a GT alum, I just assume we have an entire intramural league for this
Don’t even need to check. At least it gets them outside in the sunshine for a few hours, because nobody likes a pasty nerd.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Yes. If there's anything better than a pasty nerd, it's a sunburned nerd.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 24, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not True! (yet)
As a GT student I am happy to say that Intramurals have not yet fallen to this level, fratty sports such as corn-hole and football are still there.
Shut your stupid mouth.
Don’t tell people we have intramural cornhole, for crissakes…ah, crap, too late.
Intramural cornhole. I don’t know which is worse, the double entendre or the reality.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Intramural cornhole
Played by virgins.
Hey, Alanis Morrissette- I got yer rony, right here!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
So that's what happened to Bob Oschack, I was perfectly happy believing he no longer existed.
If there’s one thing MSN and Fox can agree on its terrible sports coverage and hiring really unfunny “comedians” to do wanna be Daily Show style “reports”
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 24, 2011 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I had a prosecutor I was going up against
Who went to BYU…wore Mormon pajamas. I tried so, so hard to get him mad enough to cuss. I should have called his mom a whore…that might have done it.
“What’d you say about my mom!?! Wait – which one are you talking about?”
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
by Spartan D on Mar 24, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
haha
So what does the banhammer do?
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Mar 24, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
(wants to say "which mom?" so bad)
Knows I shouldn’t.
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Mar 24, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Sister Wives
I’ve gotten sucked into watching it. Cannot look away.
Don’t send me to the Spider Closet.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
rarely do I watch "Big Love"
and come out wanting more wives
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Mar 24, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Rarely do I have a wife
and come out wanting more wives.
by This Original Guy on Mar 24, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
well met trebeck
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Mar 24, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Since I watched almost every minute of tournament coverage last weekend
I let Mrs. Jon have her hour of Sister Wives on the big tv and I watched with her. That show creeped me the fuck out so much i had nightmares and when i woke up I thought I was having an anxiety attack. No joke.
My note topic was preempted by a BYU guy at Cravath now
Doucher
The list is long, but distinguished.
Remember when we were all talking about the Jeopardy quiz awhile back?
Apparently I passed the test and got selected for an interview. Not sure if I’m going to go since I have to decide within 48 hours, but excited to pass the test!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
this
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOO
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If only he hadn't been struck down at 45 (only 45!) years old
We’d have won enough national titles that Bama fans would run out of fingers as toes trying to count how many they’d have to claim to catch up
105-12-5 with 5 National Championship
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Or...
He would have been tackled by the NCAA for shady recruiting practices and Notre Dame would have been given the Death Penalty, sending them into their modern shell much faster. That would have a domino effect that would leave Boston College COMPLETELY irrelevant on the college football landscape
I believe you mean the IAAUS.
And anyway, Rockne thought Gipp’s trips to the speakeasies in South Bend were strictly confidential.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been to his hometown!
in Norway…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 24, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
What is
fuck clemson?
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Mar 24, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Prenup was already gonna be part of the deal.
Gotta protect myself!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Clever girl.
picture of pretty raptor goes here
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Cause HE is...?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean a fridge with just my face on it?
Awkward.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I assumed his face
would go on the hole for the ice dispenser.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Darling! You're exposed!
/clooney’d
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Mar 24, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Intolerable Cruelty gets a rec.
Clooney + Coen bros. = Teh Awesomes.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Hey Arby's? You're new commercial fucking sucks
“Enjoy Angus Beef the way it was meant to”
You mean like this?
No, well then what the hell are you talking about
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 24, 2011 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Fixed that for ya.
Hey Arby’s? You’re new commercial fucking sucks
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!
/Sheri’d
//or Teri’d
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Mar 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
BYU Students are impressed
by your sacrifices
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Mar 24, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That's... that's what you gave up?
Broseph, we already have to give it up on Friday anyway. YOU WENT TOO FAR.
I love green because money be green.
No way, man. Sin free meat this Friday!
This Friday’s Annunciation, and that’s a solemnity, so meat’s o-tay.
Omaha’s such an overwhelmingly Catholic town, this is above-the-fold in the fishwrap.
by Albino Tornado on Mar 24, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, in fairness
Omaha is just as much a steak town as it is a Catholic town, so when those two worlds meet, you got a definite front page article
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Angus is like Miller Lite Groove bottles.
MARKETING WORKS
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Those groove bottles suck!
They make the beer all foamy. If I’m gonna drink shitty light beer, I’ll take it out of a can the way God intended, thank you very much
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
Seriously
What is the fucking point of the grooves? Fuck you Miller Brewing Company.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Fooling stupid people.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 25, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
A dream on mine is to get rich enough to buy a bull fighting ring in Mexico
and then send an angry Angus Bull into the ring instead of those little Mexican bulls they normally fight. It’d awesome watching the bull just get progressively more pissed off at the little dancing man, yet refuse to charge him, until he gets close. Then BAM game over, need a new matador
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
New matador, coming right up
I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 24, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I just licked the monitor.
I’m ok with this.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Mar 25, 2011 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Slightly less off topic:
Trying to see if I want to go to the VCU/FSU and Richmond/KU games tomorrow (and the one on Sunday). Thoughts? Guests? Tickets aren’t too bad. Probably a little less tomorrow.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
I will send you $5 towards your ticket if you root for Richmond.
/deadserious
/hot damn I hate UK
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
I concur. Would root against.
Would also root for richmond regardless.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Nononono
You have to root for Richmond AND VCU, because a Richmond/VCU Elite 8 game would be epic. Two schools from the same city who hate each other with a fiery passion even when it has nothing to do with sports, playing in a game neither one of them had any expectation of (or business) being in? Plus a guarantee of an 11 or 12 seed in the Final Four?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
VCU's pep band is almost worth the price of admission
Though George Mason has an awesome chubby white kid rapping to “killing in the name of”
RATM, making the suburbs hardcore since 1991
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Mar 24, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Go!
Even without a pre-set rooting interest, the tourney is great fun.
Here’s hoping Richmond turns that place into a Spider closet.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
As previously stated I'm going to Houston next weekend.
This is something just for me.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, then have fun twice.
I’ve only been to the Final Four in 1991 (which was great; see user name), but I’ve been to the first weekend of the tourney about half a dozen times. I honestly think that first day — with four games, lots of smaller school fans, etc. — is better than the final. And I say that as a guy who saw Duke beat UNLV in ’91 while sitting three rows behind the UNLV tuba player with the foam shark over the bell.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I did the first roundn last year. Just couldn't get into it.
Went down to Jax. I liked watching the games, but the fans were, um, limited. I like sporting events and if I could go back in time I would be Erin Andrews FIRST dammit. Except with out the creepy parts So that I could jsut travel around and watch sports all day. And be with crazy people.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
/insertjokeaboutnakedpicturesandstalkinghere
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 24, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Would you also cover the spelling bee and do "Dancing with the Stars"?
N.B.: My first-round experiences have been in Dayton (great CBB town), here in DC, or Greesnboro. I can see where Jacksonville might not match thoses.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
What's rule on beer sales?
I can’t remember. I know in Detroit last year there were none. But I can’t remember Jax…probably because I was drunk when I got there…but I seem to remember lack of it.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
When I went to the University of Minnesota, back in the halcyon days of the late 90s
You could buy all the beer you wanted at the Metrodome during games. No lines to fight, either, given that usually only about 28 other people were at the game, unless Wisconsin or Iowa was in town.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 24, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think any NCAA tourney venues are allowed to sell alcohol
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
You are correct
If the stadium as at an off campus location, they can sell alcohol unless it is an official NCAA tournament game
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
That's what I thought.
Just checking. Brain is frazzled from other stuff.
THey have club seats for sale for 160 for the entire weekend. Didn’t know if that meant special, or just not with the rest of the dirty scum.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Club level usually means drinks and food are included and you either a designated concession stand
or your own waitress to keep you from having to deal with the unwashed masses.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
But, no alcohol so probably not worth it.
Yay all the Sprite I can drink! Where do I sign up?
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
I would get my money's worth in Stadium Brats believe you me
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Law of diminishing returns on those things...
First one is frickin’ tremendous
2nd is really good
3rd is OK
after that I just get sick
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
Your fellow Chicagoan is disappointed in you
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 24, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
He was on brat #4 when he had his 1st heart attack
I try to learn from the mistakes of my forefathers
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
Interesting.
I’m trying to beat their records.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DAT MAKES A BAKER'S DOZEN, BOB.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DA DOCKTER SAYS I GOT A PIECE A SAAAHSAGE LODGED THE LINING OF MY HEART
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
ITS JUST PALPATATIONS
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 24, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I've found
food/drink inclusiveness to be unreliable at best. It really varies per venue and event.
Some club levels are just an exclusive concourse and a way for pro tenants to hide an entire tier of seats from average-ticket-price and revenue sharing calculations.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
I bought cheap seats and just sat whevever there was an opening.
After the 1st game Friday, about half the crowd will leave and you’ll have your choice of lower bowl seats. The ushers are pretty lenient, since they don’t want a half-empty arena to show up on TV
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
I'm thinking tomorrow morning will be the best time to buy unless i see something spectacular tonight.
Plus, I don’t have to move my car…everythign is walking distance and i can drink at the riverwalk beforehand anyways.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
My experience (granted, this is football, not bouncey baskety hoops, so YMMV):
Jordan-Hare Stadium:
Regular folks: Concessions, no booze.
Club Level: Open Buffet, no booze.*
Suites: Catered meals, able to stock your fridge with whatever booze you can bring in the Friday before the game.
*No one gives a shit if you bring in your own minis, either.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 24, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn. Reply fail. This is supposed to be in reply to stempke's club level post above.
ALL. THE. RUM.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 24, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries.
My benefit more than anyone else at this point.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 24, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a little different with an on campus stadium though
They are prohibited from alcohol sales in any on campus stadium in the NCAA* which is why you have to stock your own fridge
*there were a few that were grandfathered in, but I don’t know if their exemptions still exist
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
I’m unsure if this is correct – I thought the argument against booze at TCF was that they’d have to sell it to anyone. The ‘and we couldn’t do that by NCAA bylaw’ never entered the conversation.
Hmm, maybe it's a Big 10 rule?
Minnesota was the only Big Ten stadium that sold beer when they played in the Metrodome.
I guess I just assumed it was rule if Wisconsin wasn’t selling beer. It’s not like the University tries to limit alcohol sales, the Student Union has a liquor license.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
There might be some logistics issues. I haven’t spent a ton of time at Camp Randall, but it did not seem blessed with giant concourses or substantial vending space. I know when the Cardinals played at ASU, they had to bring in beer carts because there wasn’t enough space in the regular concession areas.
I think...
…that the NCAA rule is that only off-campus stadia can sell booze. I could be wrong on this – it would not be a first.
But I know that Spartan Stadium luxury boxes have alcohol – I’m not sure if it’s bought at the stadium or if the owners stock the fridges.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
The Internets tells me there are only 6 "on campus" stadiums that sell alcohol
Cincinnati, Louisville, Nevada, San Jose St, Kent State, and Tulsa
And there are only 16 schools total that sell booze. Including the 6 above, we have Miami (FL), UConn, Pitt, USF, UNLV, San Diego State, FAU, Hawaii, Temple, and Tulane
Meaning obviously that even the Big East recognizes that you must be drunk to enjoy Big East football
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
That's not by coincidence
Imagine going to a game at one of those 16 without booze
The list is long, but distinguished.
I beat San Diego State has nice weather and good scenery
That’s all I got
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
At Cincinnati
it’s even better because they allow re-entry. You can walk up the hill (or into the Student Life Center) to a bar watch the half time show, drink, and come back. Or for a cold/hot game you can duck into one of the climate controlled buildings for a little bit.
http://moralvictorymarginofvictory.blogspot.com/
USC used to sell beer at the Coliseum, although I'm not sure if was on or off campus.
And thank Cthulu for that. (see worst game fanpost)
Pulling real hard for booze sales at AT&T Park during Cal's term there
and not just because being San Francisco, the stadium food is a notch above abysmal, but because there’s an outpost of the Buena Vista in the park – the place that introduced Irish coffee to the USA. (genuflects)
I mean, my God, the amount of weed they tolerate, can they not throw us drankin’ folk a bone?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
VERY IMPORTANT
Not only do they not sell alcohol, they don’t allow you to exit and re-enter. Smuggle accordingly.
Going to drink from noon until game time. I figure this works for tonight.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 25, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm jealous of your Friday.
After work we’re going out among the masses in Tallahassee for the fuck of it. Not the STD-laden student bars mind you, but its a fun environment in a college town that isn’t used to this sort of thing.
1. Screw you, that sucked. This would be a vastly superior world if UNLV had won the title.
2. Ever want tosee a bounceyball championship game on the cheap? Go to the parking lot on Saturday night after half of the Final Four has been summarily dismissed. You might have to pay one third face value for tickets, but then again, it might be cheaper.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 24, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Will go if kidnapped.
Although witnessing a KU win in person might lead to alcohol poisoning.
Then again, witnessing a KU LOSS in person might ALSO…
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Quidditch! At Florida! Hahahahahahahaha! Awesome.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 24, 2011 4:35 PM EDT reply actions
Oh noes! TIM TEBOW VS THE JIMMER
Please let this turn into a Twitter fight, Please let this turn into a Twitter Fight. I want to see how many backhanded compliments they can give each other
I’m a big fan of Jimmer and the way he plays but let’s be honest, he’s Gator bait this Thursday!
8:35 PM Mar 22nd via web
Retweeted by 100+ people
TimTebow
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Holy war in the offing.
The only real solution? Cleansing fire. I care not directed at who.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 24, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
"Retweeted by 100+ people"
/weeps for society
//ginbottletolipsgluggluglgug
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
TimTebow 8:46 PM Mar 22nd
Oh, and Jimmer, LOL no Rapture 4 U
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 24, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm surprised Tebow was up that late.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 24, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm divided about this whole BYU/Florida thing...
The fundamentalist inside me appreciates BYU sticking to their guns (as misdirected as those guns may be) and upholding their honor code. Plus, I’ve always supported BYU athletics for some unknown reason (I think it was the old scool 80s uniforms). And they’re playing Florida, I mean, it’s Florida, right? Can’t root for your rival. It’d be a Commandment if Moses was around now. That being said, it IS an SEC basketball team not named Kentucky, and I really like the makeup of this Florida team, plus I picked them to get to the Final Four…
FUCK IT. FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY (UNLESS YOU PLAY DUKE)
May God and General Neyland forgive me.
WAIT! An SEC fan rooting FOR a conference rival
Well I never
/sarcasm font needed stat
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
That's a sinkhole game for me.
And probably a good time to organize my tax filing files.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 24, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I root for every SEC team in non-conference play that's not named named Georgia.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I, for one, am sticking with our not-a-conference-but-still-fuck-you-conferences brethren.
Go Mormons.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 24, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Western Kentucky still Independent?
Would they be interested in playing in Vatican City?
Let’s make it happen
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Also known as the Republican National Convention.
/spider closet’d
by BelmontVol on Mar 24, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hey, can we play, too?
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 25, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I need to kick my own ass just for watching this video
Though maybe you need to be a Potter fan to see the fun in this. Maybe if blitzball was actually possible…
No. No, I need to believe I’d never do that.
I love green because money be green.
I'm going to root for BYU today (fuck you Florida, I haven't forgotten 2006),
But I hope Wisconsin or Butler curbstomps them.
ALABAMA QUIDDITCH NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS GONNA HAPPEN
Remember the Rose Bowl: The Story of the Alabama Crimson Tide & the Grandaddy of Them All
Just for awareness
Because my friends are nerdy and play, University of Miami’s Quidditch team just won the “Swamp Cup” on UF’s campus.
At least we are good at something…
I will pay you to pay Jacory Harris . . .
to join the quidditch team. And to ask Ray Lewis what he thinks of the Hurricanes’ thrilling quidditch victory.
Over/under on % of teams that begin games by yelling
LEEEEEEROOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSSS
(I do to myself before taking law exams)
(sob)
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 24, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Guy named "Chandler Parsons" who despite his name is NOT a douchebag!
The list is long, but distinguished.
Really, I just lost all respect.
I thought UF was the home of hot chicks and manly men.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Hot chicks?
academic standards thinned the talent pool
and a bunch of national championships made us lazy.
There’s some damn talent, for sure. But in the SEC, we’re mid-tier at best. I also hate to admit it, but it is the ONLY thing FSU has over us as well.
Desperately trying to Ctrl+Z my way through life...
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 25, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
sweet jesus
I just watched video. DOES NOT REPRESENT UF STUDENT BODY (BODIES). Quidditch field not exactly chock full of our finest sorority sisters.
Desperately trying to Ctrl+Z my way through life...
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 25, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Muncie has Quidditch, now
But there seemed to be a large contingent of students playing Humans vs Zombies. I was never interested and I always threw their Nerf darts to the nearest sewer drain. Call me an asshole, but those assholes would shoot at me even if I wasn’t wearing a Goddamn bandana.
Although- I am proud that a lot of my friends over at a non-existing school blamed me for spreading that disease over to their non-existing campus.
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