Breaking news of various levels of import out of the Big East.
The bad: Via SBN's own Card Chronicle, with the addition of Michaelee Harris to the injury list, a grand total of 14 Louisville Cardinals will sit out spring practice due to various forms of physical ill-being.
The best: Via Card Chronicle again, here is what Will Stein looks like:
This photograph has won our irrevocable affection for the Louisville football team for the entirety of the 2011 season, and will be used to rate all football weekends forthwith on a scale of one to five Sunny Will Steins. Please feel quite free to incorporate this development into your daily conversations and at fancy parties. "This crab dip is unacceptable and deserves not half a Will Stein, sirrah; nay, not three feet."