Welcome hungover owls! No, not you, Temple. Go home, nobody wants you here anymore.
Today's super exciting slate (all times CDT, because fuck you east coast, how you like them apples?):
11:15am Washington-UNC on CBS
1:15 Michigan-Duke on CBS (fuck you, Duke)
4:15 GMU-tOSU on CBS
5:10 Texas-U of A (which sucks) on TNT
6:10 VCU-(...) on TBS
6:45 Marquette-Syracuse on truTV
7:40 Kansas-Fightin' REDACTEDs on TNT
8:40 FSU-Notre Dame on NBC... wait, no, wrong sport. TBS.
A hearty FUCK CLEMSON to you all! Consume ALL. THE. RUM. for me.