Things will be eaten, sued, recruited, shot, stabbed, sugared, shat, slashed, and the madness of a meme with a thousand young will terrify you into non-Euclidean geometric madness. There will also be juice.
Forty-two more words? FUCK CLEMSON WE HATE IOWA ALL THE $BOOZE? ALL THE $BOOZE. /EATS SHOOTS /EATS SHOOTS LEAVES /GUS JOHNSON IS THE ONE TRUE ALMIGHTY /ONE STEP CLOSER BRACKET ON FIRE HIGHER AND HIGHER BRACKET ON FIRE YEAH YEAH AAAAAAAAAND... SCENE.