I hear it's all right for fighting? Maybe?
I may also be more drunj than I let on. Don't you all worry about me.
I would rather be spending time with you beautiful people than the real world anyways, because Real World: San Antonio is a bunch of pussies. I'm not going to get in trouble for that am i?? Good. I didn't think so.
I have come to rejoin you all with food and berverage supplied by my local HEB where I was carded, and obviously picking up the drunj food.
I know you all missed me. I did this for you.
Now, put the lotion on.