Look, just to recognize what's happened here for one orange second: "Fuck Clemson" was a throwaway joke made at the end of one very tired Friday in 2008, and we never could have imagined the legs it would grow. We don't actually bear any ill will towards Clemson, and are in perpetual awe and fear of their angry jungle demigod mascot.
But then we saw this in the garden center on Saturday and yeah, we respect the beast our toss-off has become, so here this is. We're going to try and grow some this summer, just to see what happens. (Forecast: will sprout up brilliantly for six weeks, and then wilt.)
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"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Doesn't grow in slightly adverse conditions
because of the BITCH MENTALITY.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Mar 14, 2011 5:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ahahahahaha
(Forecast: will sprout up brilliantly for six weeks, and then wilt.)
Oh, how I chortled.
55 Days. Warm season crop...
LOLABEL
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Mar 14, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Who hates Hawkeye Honeysuckle?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Mar 14, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
BEES HATE HAWKEYE HONEYSUCKLE!
/doin’itwrongonpurpose
And here's a lighthouse keeper being beheaded by a laser beam!
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
HEY YOU’RE WORKING ON GROWING STUFF THAT’S COOL I GOT SOME STUFF THAT A GUY BROUGHT BACK FROM SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST IT’S COOL I’M NOT SAYING MESS WITH TEXAS BUT I KNOW A GUY WHO HAS A GROW ROOM IN A SHED OUT BACK OF THE FRATHOUSE WITH LIKE TWENTY POWER OUTLETS FOR LIGHTS AND SHIT AND IT’S GOT ENOUGH ROOM TO GROW ENOUGH TO PAY FOR ITSELF IN LIKE A WEEK AND WHO DOESN’T NEED THE KIND DANK TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF ONCE IN A WHILE AND IT’S OKAY BECAUSE IT’S FROM THE EARTH AND DON’T BUY INTO ALL THAT PARTICULATE STUFF BECAUSE I TOTALLY BOUGHT A NEW NEBULIZER AT WALGREENS AND OH WOW WAIT THIS STUFF WOULD TOTALLY LIGHT UP A BATCH OF BROWNIES DUDE WE GOTTA MAKE THIS—
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by VandyImport on Mar 14, 2011 5:16 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
THAT'S LIKE 30 CENTS A GRAM!
WHOS YOUR DEALER I TOTALLY GOTTA GET HOOKED UP WITH HIM CAUSE PRICES ARE KILLING ME DOWN HERE
Oh, look, it's the Tommy Bowden hybrid
I haven’t seen that in years.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
LOL spineless.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 14, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, we don't actually hate Clemson?
Huh.
by This Original Guy on Mar 14, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
Speak for yourself.
FUCK CLEMSON.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Mar 14, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
HATE CLEMSON WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND MILLION HUNDRED THREEVE SUPERNOVAS
Or a seat belt buckle during the summer time in the South. ‘Cause them things get really, really frickin’ hot.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Mercedes figured it out
theirs don’t get hot. How they do it, I have no idea
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 15, 2011 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Metallurgy
the mystery science.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 15, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions
MUST RESEARCH.
CANNONS. WE NEEDZ THEM.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 15, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
fuckin' Germans
how do they work?
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by thetennesseethumper on Mar 16, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
That's probably one of the thing Mengele figured out
/too soon?
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And what do you have against Delta State, praytell?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 14, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 16, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, the less okra you eat,
the more there is for me. NOMNOMNOM
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 15, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
5 grams?
8-Ball doesn’t even get a buzz from that anymore.
HEY HEY
OH HEY GUYS HOLY SHIT $1.59 FOR 5 GRAMS I HAVEN’T SEEN THOSE KIND OF PRICES IN YEARS BACK WHEN I USED TO HANG OUT IN THE ALLEY BEHIND WAIT ARE YOU A COP OH NO IT’S COOL I’M JUST REALLY SWEATY BECAUSE I WAS JUST RUNNING YOU’RE NOT A COP ANYWAY THIS ONE TIME I SAW PRICES LIKE THAT IN BALTIMORE AND THIS GUY I KNOW OMAR ROBBED A STORE THEN PAID FOR HIS CIGARETTES HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS WANT TO GO HOLD UP A STORE
NO MAN NO I DIDN’T BRING YOU UP I SWEAR DON’T WORRY HE AIN’T 5-0
HOLY SHIT THANK GOD HE’S GONE WELL NOW THAT HE’S GONE APPARENTLY THIS NEW GUY RUNS THINGS AROUND HERE HE SAYS HE RUNS A FLOWER SHOP BUT IT’S JUST A FRONT HE REALLY SELLS-
OH HEY OFFICER I DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE NO WE WERE JUST SAYING HOW AWESOME POLICE OFFICERS WERE NO SIR I JUST HAVE A COLD AND I’M REALLY ITCHY AND IT’S A RASH DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT I’M JUST GONNA HEAD ON TO MY BUDDY’S FLOWER SHOP I GOT SOME SERIOUS GARDENING TO DO
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 14, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Green that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
always
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 14, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
I will rec it
If it’s got a bear or cocaine. You give me both, and I make it my desktop background.
by RockyMountainOyster on Mar 14, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
They spelled Clempson wrong
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
Clemson Spineless okra is just Auburn Family okra grown near a lake.
by Ardbeg on Mar 14, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
Grizzard insta-rec
I have three oversigned recruits, all good ol’ boys too, I don’t know any of their names, I call ’em all “Plaintiff”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Just saw a classic Finebaum dick move via the video feed
Guy was complaining about how he was treated by the producer off air, Finebaum said it had to be handled through the station’s official complaint process, asks the guy to get a pen and paper and let him know when he can write. Guy confirms he’s ready, Finebaum says, “The person you need to call is Ryan Hainey, 205-945-,” then he made a slash gesture to the producer, went off air, and laughed as he dropped his headphones and went to the bathroom.
I thought the joke was going to be
“Let me know when you can write.”
/illiteratehillbilly’d
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by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Finebaum was really, REALLY disappointing today
Instead of focusing on the Auburn arrests and such, it was all Bama fans mad that they didn’t get invited to that bouncyhoops tournament. Even Tammy made fun of the fact that UAB got in and the Tahd didn’t.
/myteamwasoneoflast6in
//hasnoroomtotalk
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Mar 14, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed. very boring today.
one of the issues with a caller driven show. sometimes difficult to predict what will be the topic of the day.
by dirt sandwich on Mar 14, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Plants can be fun.
For example, here’s someones thesis from Virginia Tech on the selective control of Egyptian Broomrape. Clearly Egyptian Broomrape is a problem in Blacksburg. I will be ever watchful of Egyptian Broomrape if I’m in the remote fields in southwest Virginia.
As a caption, this was to get a degree at VaTech for a Doctorate in Philosophy, Plant Pathology, Physiology and Weed Science.
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But if you are in Blacksburg
I can assure you that it will be the most GRITTY and BLUE COLLAR Egyptian Broomrape.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
The Egyptian broomrape in Charlottesville prefers Brooks Brothers.
by thechuck_2112 on Mar 14, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
In most cases of Egyptian Broomrape
there are no witnesses.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 14, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it broomrape
if the broom is of the age of consent?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 14, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What if the broom is doing the raping?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 15, 2011 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions
WEED SCIENCE?
BEST. MAJOR. EVAH!
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 14, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
(chops and mixes okra, potatoes, and onions, soaks in beer, batters with cornmeal, then fries and eats with hands)
(throws GD bottle of ketchup on ground, kicks, yells at family)
by Raiders on the Storm on Mar 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
"Earlier and more productive than the original All America winner"
is that some kind of B1G joke?
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Mar 14, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
Even the growing season is slower up there.
OTOH, those folks have the good sense not to grow okra.
FUCK OKRA.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
So does this make Gruden Kudzu?
After all, he’s everywhere and it seems like nothing we do can stop his spread.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
Pitt and South Florida
say O HAI! as well.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 15, 2011 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah yes, the Abelmoschus esculentus (also known as the Clemsonus Fuckerous)
Category:
Vegetables green shit
Height:
4-6 ft. (1.2-1.8 m) short running back
Spacing:
9-12 in. (22-30 cm) holes in its defense
Hardiness:
Not Applicable ACC, not reliable
Sun Exposure:
Full Sun (except when losing at the Georgia Dome)
Danger:
Handling plant may cause skin irritation or allergic reaction South Carolina (and any other SEC team)
Bloom Color:
Pale Yellow Lavender Purple and Pansy Orange
Bloom Time:
Mid Spring
Late Spring/Early Summer
Mid Summer
Late Summer/Early Fall
Never
Foliage:
Velvet/Fuzzy-Textured Nike
Other details:
Average Water Needs; Water regularly; do not overwater Do not stick them with ANY superior team, do not water, use Gatorade (because it has electrolytes)
Soil pH requirements:
5.6 to 6.0 (acidic)
6.1 to 6.5 (mildly acidic)
6.6 to 7.5 (neutral)
FUCK pH requirements
Patent Information:
Unknown – Tell us C.J. Spiller?
Propagation Methods:
From seed; direct sow after last frost recruit high, don’t expect any results
Seed Collecting:
Allow pods to dry on plant; break open to collect seeds No collection right now, NFL lockout
EDSBS gardening at its best…
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by greekpadre on Mar 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
It's got electrolytes!
IT’S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 15, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Serious comment here, even though I been drankin' for several hours
The Clemson Coastal Agricultural Research stations, in both Charleston and Horry counties of Sakerlina, have produced several useful hybrids favored by Southerners everywhere in the South. Besides the spineless okra, they have produced ‘burpless’ cucumbers and the “Charleston Hot” pepper (Scoville rating 70,000 to 100,000).
Side Note: I still get gas from the ‘burpless’ cukes, but it is noticably less than what I get from other cukes. Love the taste of a cucumber; get 7.5 Richter gas rumbles from them. Too soon?
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
Too soon for the burpless?
Not by a long shot. Seismic joke…? probably bordering on yes? But continue on with the drinking ALL OF THE BOURBON.
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 14, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Cucumbers
…add a whole new dimension to the whole “fuck Clemson” thingmemegig.
by Mango Stasi on Mar 14, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Sakerlina?
Boy, you from West-by-God-Virginia? Say ‘Sakerlina’ one more time and we’ll burp you. All redneck joking aside: please don’t use that spelling. THX
by Charlestowne on Mar 15, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I normally use the Gullah phonetics I learned when I first moved here
Souf Kahlina However, I heard L. Mendel Rivers speak when I was in the Navy and I swear he pronounced the name of the state just like I wrote it above.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 15, 2011 7:23 AM EDT up reply actions
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
On page 2 of the brochure...
“Needs proper fertilization to grow into intended brilliance…”
Oh, and Fuck Clemson.
Those who walk on eggshells rarely leave footprints.
by SierraSpartan on Mar 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Clicking on that old "Naked Sushi Buffet" post reminded me of the old header:
by JoeinSavannah on Mar 14, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
memories
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
...like the cooooorners of mah miiiiiiiiind...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Mar 14, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Have a feeling I’ll be saying Fuck Clemson quite a bit after 11 PM tomorrow, unless Duke Vitale’s not-quite-favorite team UAB wins a play-in game.
Still, want Clemson to win though so that I can say Fuck Clemson with some conviction!
by WVUPensGuy on Mar 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Things to make 2011 suck less (because WE NEED FOR THAT TO HAPPEN):
1. Bring back the Raw Bar in September.
2. Dammit
That is disturbing on so many levels.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
by Spartan D on Mar 15, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I miss him.
Almost as much as he missed kicks wide left.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 15, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCK Clemson? FUCK Clemson.
Even their cheerleaders…
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Mar 15, 2011 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LOVE Okra, FUCK Clemson.
[my new mantra]
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Mar 15, 2011 10:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So there's this:
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 15, 2011 10:25 AM EDT reply actions
[insert fat joke here]
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Mar 15, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Does not fit
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Mar 15, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Much better look for him than the Blue and Gold
He appears to be adapting to the Florida lifestyle, he’s got a little color, he’s scrapped the suit and tie in favor of the polo, and he’s grown his hair out. Most important improvement: He’s not standing in front of the ND logo.
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