Look, just to recognize what's happened here for one orange second: "Fuck Clemson" was a throwaway joke made at the end of one very tired Friday in 2008, and we never could have imagined the legs it would grow. We don't actually bear any ill will towards Clemson, and are in perpetual awe and fear of their angry jungle demigod mascot. But then we saw this in the garden center on Saturday and yeah, we respect the beast our toss-off has become, so here this is. We're going to try and grow some this summer, just to see what happens. (Forecast: will sprout up brilliantly for six weeks, and then wilt.)