FULMER CUPDATE: AUBURN GOES ALL IN (THE FRONT DOOR WITH A GUN)
by Spencer Hall on Mar 11, 2011 4:13 PM EST
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PrintBrian put this together quickly because Auburn just scored as many points as he and Reggie Nelson have inches of dong yardage. That number is not a typo. It is eighty, as in "8-0."
AUBURN JUST ENDED THE 2011 FULMER CUP. Four Auburn football players have been charged with five counts each of first degree robbery, one count each of first degree burglary, and one count each of theft of property in a home invasion that took place early Friday morning in Auburn. The bond for each of them is $511,000. Antonio Goodwin, Kowalski Q. Kitchens, Michael McNeil, and Harrison Mosley are all in legal straits that are, per Glennon Threatt on Finebaum just a few minutes ago, the worst in the legal system shy of actually killing someone.
The minimum sentences in theory for these is somewhere between twenty years and life. Put in the bluntest and most accurate terms possible, the four men involved are in horrendous fucking trouble if this all stands. They've been kicked off the team, but that's the least of their concerns right now.
The numbers for the single biggest combined team score in the history of the Fulmer Cup follow. (Rules here.)
Each robbery count is a felony, and is three points per charge. Reading the police report, each player received five counts of first degree robbery, bringing three points times five charges each for four players to sixty points. Add in the felony burglary charges (one each) for four people at three points, and we're up to 72 points. Four misdemeanor theft of property charges pile on to 76 points total, and that's before we add a single, measly bonus point on top just for the dark humor of throwing only a single bonus point onto a massive heap of Fulmer Cup points. Just look at that widdle bonus point. Eees soooo kewte.
Auburn previously had three points, so the sum total for Auburn in the 2011 Fulmer Cup comes out as 80 points. This marks the second time this week UVA has blown a seemingly insurmountable lead, and sets a record for the Fulmer Cup in terms of team scoring for a single year, much less a single incident. This is the Krakatoa of Fulmer Cup scores; we hope to never see its equal, because we think that involves an entire football team being charged with murder.*
**Something that Auburn could have been charged with following the 2010 SEC Championship Game.***
***No they couldn't have. There wasn't enough left of South Carolina to identify.
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and yet again virginia is disappointed by sports people care about
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
Amazing that these guys were caught
9 BLOCKS from where they committed the crime.
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Mar 11, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions
Knowing Auburn, those were CHOP blocks
/showsselfoutthedoor
by The984 on Mar 11, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 36 recs
"From Chop Blocks to Cell Blocks: The Auburn Football Story"
Tonight on CBS
by Mango Stasi on Mar 11, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 27 recs
30 for 30
too bad we might have to wait a while.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 11, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Greenzo
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
And I think I got the fifth
GREEN CHERRIES NASHUNALL CHAMPEENSHIP!!!
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know who you are or how you did this
but this must go plaid.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Photoshop. Was a quickie, too.
Thanks for the props!
by Kelly's Big Johnson on Mar 11, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
And a rec for nice name, too
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
is this now Finebaum open thread?
or are we staying next door?
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
PAWWWWWWWWLLLLL,
Does this mean AWburn stole a NASHNUL CHAMPYUNSHIP from BAMA?
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 11, 2011 5:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words,
I’d’ve memorized the Song of Solomon.
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 11, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
It's...it's amazing...should have sent a poet...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Mar 11, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
"THAT MOVIE SUCKED!!"
/Goddman Alien’d
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Damn
Go big or go home
Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions
by jd is legend on Mar 11, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
So, this is overshining?
--
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by Run Up The Score on Mar 11, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions
How dare you spoil my "They're running up the score worse than they did against us in Atlanta" joke?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooOOOOooOOOooOOOo
Fulmer Cup, BCS National Champeenship, Heisman, and HATERZ TROPHY!!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Mar 11, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions
You forgot
Daniel Snyder Memorial Free Agency Championship Cup
That's a Made Up Title
PAAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLL
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Mar 11, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Is there a name for this award?
Previously it had only been thought to be a theoretical possibility.
Barry Switzer Grand Slam Memorial Trophy?
The list is long, but distinguished.
The Switzer Slam
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 11, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 17 recs
This.
I like.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Someone suggested this in the other thread
Can’t claim credit
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yes
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Sounds like either an all-night breakfast special or a sexual maneuver of uncharted magnitude
by CincySooner on Mar 11, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And, oh, right...
I’m three days late with that one. /facepalm //backsoutslowly
by Uncle Earmuffs on Mar 14, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
This only lends credence to my early theory
that Auburn paid its players to do the deed and secure this award.
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 11, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Haterz Trophy = gettin' yo' season vacated by the NCAA?
Cause the NCAA is the ultimate hater
The list is long, but distinguished.
"Count us in!"
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
by Jon Ross on Mar 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
What can I say about Auburn
that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Mar 11, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know I'll never forget the year Auburn CFC won the Treble
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Mar 11, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Quad if you're counting the Heisman
SEC, BCS, Heisman, Fulmer.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
No topic, because you trolls need to view the glory that is Sheen.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Mar 11, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
And I'll make it green.
Because hell, why not?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 11, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
There's so many pretty colors!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
I will rec it for the rainbow vomit vapor alone!
This story was the most awesome thing ever to wake up to on a Sat. morning…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 12, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Could not agree more
Well, I didn’t wake up to it, I came home from work to it, but the general sentiment is the same.
by little red corvette on Mar 12, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
So THAAAAT'S what smoking crack feels like.
Now I get it.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Mar 14, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
No achievment unlocked banner?
Come on! I was hoping we’d break triple digits with this.
In seriousness, glad to see them gone and that Chizik won’t put up with this. For the mathy types out there, did they individually break the Ellis T. Jones III or Jimmy Johns individual scores?
by SEC Supremacist on Mar 11, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions
Close.
19 points each. I think Jimmy Johns was 20 but I couldn’t swear to it.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Johns was 20
just looked it up. Ellis T Jones was 31.
Hallelujah! That trophy case was getting full.
God these kids are retarded.
by SEC Supremacist on Mar 11, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
The thing people forget about Mr. Jones
is that his Fulmer Cup score was vastly undercounted. If you read here:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2006/08/01/BUGFOK8MAS1.DTL&type=business
He was charged with 13 felonies in the Fulmer Cup incident, plus the article has this enticing tidbit “Jones is being held in Tulare Country in connection with other robberies in Visalia.”
That means his individual score should have been at least 39, plus whatever additional points would be added for the other robberies.
He’s a legend for a reason.
This is stunning
After a decade of pretty quiet criminal activity in Auburn football, this is a real punch in the gut.
Glad they are gone, but makes you wonder about the undercurrent of the team. Stupid is as stupid does.
Final count will probably be lower, but an 80 at one moment in time is still an 80. Bask in it. Breathe it in…
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
I guess we know why
Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn now?
Stupid Llamas!.
by otisnixon'sparty on Mar 12, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Kowalski Q. Kitchens
That is all
Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions
by jd is legend on Mar 11, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Terrific Wonderful Monds II sees this
by Peter Gray on Mar 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
T.W. Monds reference gets a rec.
/saw him play for the Braves Class A affiliate. Wasn’t a bad ballplayer at all.
Isaiah Moses (I.M.) Hipp
thinks those boys were late to the party,
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Napoleon Lightning and Scientific Mapp would like your attention...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Kowalski Kitchens
don’t they do home remodeling in the Akron area?
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
by Eddie Teach on Mar 11, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As a point of reference
the COMBINED score for the last four FC winners is 90, and if you take out Jimmy Johns’ nose candy dealin, Auburn’s 80 points is only five less than the combined score of every FC winner.
I want Auburn to get 7 more points this season
And thereby outscore the rest of the current top 10 combined.
by Run Home Jack on Mar 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
I was just about to ask...
I don’t know whether to be frightened or amazed that you know that info, but +1 big-ass cocktail to you, sir.
All the old Fulmer Cup boards are up on the SAS Wiki...
..so all I really did was hit the + number a few times. Unless Wiki is wrong WHICH WIKI NEVER IS.
yeah there should be some sort of multiplyer
like in bulletstorm if u get 5 kills in a row u get bonus points for full throttle…
The only missing element
Is the part about the getaway car being a horse ridden by a fatass decked out in all yellow.
That's Limerick City!
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Mar 11, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Puttin on the Fulmer Cup Championsip Belt
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Mar 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST reply actions
Nah
Demonstrating how he tore Aaron Murray into two pieces
Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions
by jd is legend on Mar 11, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you, sir.
For reminding us why working on this story felt so, so good.
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 11, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Solid effort gents
Auburn taking home the double in glorious fashion. 80 points in one go? Fucking epic
Technically, they already had 3 points.
So only 77 points today.
by Stow It Buck on Mar 11, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
The victims of the robbery are clearly haterz
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Mar 11, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Odds on Tiders on
Wire Road is pretty small.
Stupid Llamas!.
by otisnixon'sparty on Mar 12, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Jim Tressel knew about this in November.
[scribbles out royalty check to Pat Vint.]
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A T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.
@scrappled
Slow States - Football, music, craft beer, and podcasts with an industrial slant.
by Run Up The Score on Mar 11, 2011 4:21 PM EST reply actions 18 recs
Yep, just go ahead and give them the effing trophy now.
And as a Gamecock fan/alumnus, I resemble that last comment.
And just how in hell can all of the biggest off-season news in college football take place in Auburn and not have a damn thing to do with Cam Newton???
Cam
will be found to have been the mastermind.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Nah, not the mastermind, he was just along for the ride.
When the cops came, he threw himself out the window.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Mar 11, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 26 recs
And an Aubie made it green.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 11, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you
Thank you very much.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I'm tardy to the party
but I’m still gonna rec it!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 12, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
He will, however,
have painted his name all over the stolen property.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
perhaps the first time...
…that the words “mastermind” and “Cam Newton” have been used in relation to one another.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Mar 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Cecil ran out of money.
He commissioned these fine gentlemen to procure some extra…capital.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 11, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PAAAAAWWWWLLLL
Cain’t we get them liposuction people to suck away some of these Fulmer Cup points?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
wow.
Everything’s bigger down South.
"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert
by Signal to Noise on Mar 11, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions
And they did this WITHOUT Cam Newton
But serious question— do a greater percentage of D1 football players have arrest records than the general public? I gotta think they do, but I have no statistics to back it up.
there was an article and argument over this recently
search. it was about awful statistics and methodology.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 11, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Which flavor of Orange and Blue,
both would work I guess.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
The accused were said to have used a handgun
The lack of assault rifles gives this distinct Auburn taste.
"Some of my best friends are Alabama graduates" - Jay Coulter
by PantslessPatDye on Mar 11, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
hrmmmm
12 years in a row. 22-17-1 overall record.
Suck it Vandals
Twitter: @damienbsu
"[O]ne play can win a game but one play cannot lose a game." - Coach Petersen
Now you're starting to understnad why you guys really haven't had a chance
to reach the BCS MNC. It’s not good enough to win a lot of games during the season, you must be competitive in the Police Blotter League during the off season to keep your name in the voter’s minds. It’s kind of a meritocracy, but reversed.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Thank god someone noticed...
…at least all we do is drive drunk on mopeds. EIGHTEEN COUNTS OH NOEZ INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STRIKES AGAIN!! Fucking hacks..
by InebriatedHawk on Mar 12, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Studies are all kinda flawed
but combine them all and it looks like no. Remember how much coverage/notice this gets if its some random nobodies. /confirmationbiased
Stupid Llamas!.
by otisnixon'sparty on Mar 12, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
If it turns out that any of these players were paid as recruits
will Auburn have to vacate this title? Or would that just pile on more points?
by Doug Gillett on Mar 11, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Recruiting violations don't count toward Fulmer Cup
the Enn Cee Aay Aay ain’t got nothin’ to say bout the FC.
I think
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
The EDSBS committee will need to hash that out
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
PAAAWWWWWLLL
I think some of that Spike 80DF got into them boys’ brains.
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A T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.
@scrappled
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by Run Up The Score on Mar 11, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
gotdamn y'all are quick
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd
Wait, how many gamer points is that worth?? 80??
by InebriatedHawk on Mar 12, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
That's what I'm saying....
two of the biggest stories in CFB this off-season took place at Auburn, and Cam Newton didn’t have a thing to do with either one. How is that possible?
Dat armed robbery
Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions
by jd is legend on Mar 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Michigan State...
and there two arrests for multiple misdemeanors gets overshadowed. ESS EEE SEE crime.
So,what you're saying
is that both teams from the state of Alabama ran up the score on MSU?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Mar 11, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Well at least it wasn't as bad as the Capital One Bowl
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Mar 11, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm convinced Purdue and my memory during most weekend evenings are the same entity/concept
The list is long, but distinguished.
Yeah who was complaining about the lack of ESS EEE SEE SPEEEED in the FC the other day?
And boom goes the dynamite.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 12, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Relax, folks...
Once the DA reduces all the charges, this will be down to a measly 40 FC points.
/odds Kowalski Q. Kitchens turns state’s evidence – 1 to 2.
2001: Take 2
My God, It’s full of points.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Mar 11, 2011 4:23 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Obviously, if the players were able to get paid they wouldn't have to resort to this to get by
Oh wait, they went to Auburn. Well, nevermind.
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 11, 2011 4:24 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Looking at the math here- 4 people at 5 robbery felonies, 1 burglary felony, 1 theft misdemeanor, and 1 bonus per person...
4X((5X3)(1X3)(1X1)+(1X1)) = 80, plus 3 points from earlier should be 83 points, not just 80
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
it'll get hacked down when they are formally charged
the key is to simply bask in the splendor of the thing for now.
Ah, gotcha.
That’s why I do the maffs, and not the English
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
but excellent notation and use of parentheses
clearly a professional
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
dammit, my addition signs went missing....
should read 4X((5X3)(1X3)(1X1)+(1X1)) = 80
Also, I debated using brackets, and the asterisk tends to make things bold, so I avoided that.
/mathnerd’d
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I give up - they went missing again
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Armed Robbery should TOTALLY be a 4 pointer
Mosley was the Ring Leader, Dat Der is Planning some Nefarious Buggery
Buggery
Is an entirely different crime. And one Lawrence v. Texas made unconstitutional I believe.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Mar 11, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Being called on to discuss that case wasn't awkward at all.
Nooooo sir.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
"Mr. ACS, what was the rule from this case?"
Um…er…well, you see, the Court said that, um…
TEH BUTTSECKS IS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT.
DID I DO GOOD?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
I apologize in advance
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Mar 11, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
That was a sledgehammer to my childhood memories
Although it will pale in comparison to the “Smurfs” movie.
You think that's bad? Try Smurf Porn.
Just type it in google and it’ll probably be among the first few results
The list is long, but distinguished.
Ah, the Smuckfest
One of the greatest tomes of the Intarweb.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Mar 11, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
If "Robot Chicken" hasn't destroyed your childhood memories of Smurfs
then you are immune. Carry on.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
More like if the internet hasn't destroyed your childhood.
then you’re immune.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
No no, that's still a crime.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure why "consensual" should be considered in a crime
If you agree to let me shoot you in the head, does that mean it’s not murder?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You could argue that's manslaughter, but consensual matters
Consensual sex= okay
Nonconsensual sex=rape
In your above post, you could argue that being asked to shoot someone negates the element of malice, which would make it not murder.
Dambed lawyers
“Manslaughter” still == “crime.”
And besides: “consensual sex” between not-of-age and of-age == “rape”, I think.
And if you say that “not-of-age” means “consent cannot legally be given” then I say the law is a ass.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
My ConLaw professor liked to relate every issue back to male on male
He described in detail a police report for a case he handled in which the cops walked into a bedroom and found the two men sinning in the eyes of God.
"Sinning in the eyes of God"
What were they doing, wearing clothes made of two different fabrics? (Deuteronomy 22:11)
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Perhaps eating
the rock badger.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
No, it was shellfish.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 12, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
A cheeseburger?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 14, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope Auburn brings the Fulmer Cup to the Wal-Mart near my momma and daddy's house
"It wasn’t that it was slippery or anything like that. It was just, dadgum, my hands and the balls were so wet..." - Tim Hudson
"And those two guys at the end. My God. Jonny (Venters) and Billy (Wagner), just awesome." - Bobby Cox
by KoKo the Monkey (T-Bone) on Mar 11, 2011 4:28 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
I fuckin called it
Told you guys Auburn would win this year
End of line
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
President of Greater Opelika Athletic Authority
by Oscar Whiskey on Mar 11, 2011 4:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions
This is quite the reversal...
Auburn usually allows a big lead, then catches up. Let’s see if they can hold it.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Gonna sting
all the way to next November.
by BamaFaninATL on Mar 13, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions
The Arkansas defense is finally off the hook!
Auburn finally scored more than 65 on somebody
/hears battle hymn of the republic A-U-B-U-R-N
by Big Jon on Mar 11, 2011 4:30 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
The money was too much?
Let me see you "Lutzie."
by Lutzenkirchen Dance Academy on Mar 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions
Impatient buffoons
We had just cleared up so much cap room.
I'm way too excited to see TNT's next NBA broadcast now
I am betting they put Sir Charles in a “Hannibal Lecter” restraint with a tape delay before they let him near a live microphone
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions
Say it ain't so.
Sir Charles is the best thing about the NBA.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
"Stop acting like a jackass"
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
He's only saying what every person in the semi-rational universe of sports fandom was thinking.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
wow
just, wow.
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on Mar 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
good show sir
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Mar 11, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
yo dawg
i heard you like recs. so imma rec your rec bc your rec is worth a rec.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Completely off topic
but regarding your random college football trip to stare at hot chicks all weekend, the decision probably just got narrowed since the Mizzou-ASU game got moved to Friday night. Since none of the local recruits want anything to do with ASU we may as well play when none of them can come to the game and none of our coaches can watch them play.
that is purely a secondary benefit of our decision and in no way was truly behind said decision
I was going for the party. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
But actually, that game on a Friday creates an interesting wrinkle. we could now double our pleasure and hit up two games. perhaps.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
I like your style, dude.
/SamElliott
the added advantage is that a direct flight from the east coast to PHX only takes 2 hours by the clock thanks to the time change. We could leave at lunchtime and be hammered by kickoff.
I’m going with you in case you haven’t noticed.
#ALL-IN
my goal is to leverage this from a work trip. I can visit a company in Portland, Tucson, Phx, Boise, Vegas, Madison – and make the trip work.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
x
Let me know if you need to fly in a consultant.
by Big Jon on Mar 11, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate you both.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
I bring my own beer
And usually like to get other people drunk, may I come back?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Burbz?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
the more the freakin merrier
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
PLZ TO BRING FUNNEL TOO?
ohhhhhhhh sweet, sweet tailgates. Please come back soon.
QUICK SOMEONE FIND ME AN EVENT TO TAILGATE RIGHT STAT NOW
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
OH HELL YEA
I found what I’m tailgating for this weekend
and again on sunday
GOTDAMN RIGHT I"LL DRINK THERE
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
This looks perfect!
for you!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Or would that be weird?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
It wouldn't bother me.
Although Mrs. Jon might want you to get a separate room. I have several charming, good looking, single friends as well.
oh my.
someone finna get snatched up.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
YIKES.
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
The fuck?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I don't know where you found that, and I don't want to...
however, it reminded me of Boyd Crowder dragging that guy along, half-in/half-out of the truck
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
had mine there.
still recovering. just celebrated my 15th anniversary.
by dirt sandwich on Mar 11, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
are you saying
your bach party is going to be so epic, you’re classifying it as a “spectator sport” that I should tailgate before?
Lofty, sir. Even scarier is that I don’t doubt you.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
There's already been a gauntlet thrown.
Who will be the more hammered when we meet at the airport at 9am on Friday. My money is on me because I’m driving. Advantage: drive-thru daquiris.
Ok, its decided.
I’m crashing your bachelor party and you’re just going to have to fucking deal with it. I’ve missed all the fun stuff this year so far. And Dammit I deserve fun too.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
I am strongly considering joining in the crashing...
it’s a 6 hour drive, but hey, it’s not like class or being poor is gonna get in the way
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
The guy driving me is a public educator
who will conveniently be “sick” on Friday. I think we’re leaving Thuursday afternoon and slumming it in Tunica for the night. Need a ride?
Hmmm, what time are you leaving?
I have class until 3:30, but I could probably arrange things so I don’t have anything after that.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I don't have class on Fridays or Mondays, so this is a very real possibility...
shoot me an email, and I’ll definitely try
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Hot damn, most of the Pac-12 is at home that weekend
Cal @ Colorado
Hawaii @ Washington
Nevada @ Oregon
Utah @ USC
San Jose State @ Wazzu
Southwest is our friend. Hell, we could take a redeye back for an SEC game. LSU, UGA, and UF are all at home.
Excellent
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
This offseason one-upmanship is escalating so quickly
In a week and a half, Lane Kiffin will crash into the moon with an 8-year old quarterback prospect in the passenger seat, and it’ll drop off the front pages by the next morning.
by Boy Howdy on Mar 11, 2011 4:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The next story
will be that Kiffin took the command module back to Earth, leaving the 8-year old in the lunar module.
by lhb98 on Mar 11, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
An Apollo joke
deserves a rec
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 11, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Missouri still has time to make a late season run.
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
To make all of this worse (better?)
Kenny Chesney is going to make a song out of all of this.
#unsubstantiatedrumor
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
I'm really start to regret selling short on the whole "2012 Doomsday" stuff,
After last off season, now this off season, I can only imagine what 2012 will bring.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Auburn running away with this title
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Point scoring question:
How the hell is armed robbery only 3 points, but larceny is 4? I demand a proper accounting!
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 11, 2011 4:36 PM EST reply actions
Made that point earlier
Don’t understand this funny math that Orson Spencer Hall is up too.
by Lonemdg on Mar 11, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's a blanket term for crimes previously unanticipated by code.
Like if a player burnt down an orphanage? That’s four points.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Mar 11, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
It's going to take that kind of hustle for another team to get back in this hunt.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
So that's how the Michigan State defensive line will build team camradarie.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
If I recall...
to win the ETJ3 award, a single player needs all of the team’s points. So, the leader for the ETJ3 was still Utah at 6, I think.
Yeah, you're right
This totally should become a new type of award.
Like: the “Outstanding Group Participation” award
That is like a 9-7 NFL team lucking into a playoff bye by winning their crappy division. . .
while a 12-4 team goes to the Wild Card. Life is just harsh, man.
Teamwork Award?
"A kilo of cocaine would not be considered a 'modest amount'" - The Boston Police Department
by Publius2010 on Mar 12, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Nope... ETJ3 goes to the top-scoring individual regarless of other team members' participation
See:
2010, Nigel Carr, FSU
2009, Trent Pupelo, USF
2008, Jimmy Johns, Bama
I can’t remember the others…
but the point is:
a team with only a single-player score is NOT eligible for the Cup, but the highest-scoring individual in a season may be counted as part of a total team score
Ah, see, I was reading it as the common law definition of larceny,
Which is: “A crime involving the wrongful acquisition of the personal property of another person.”
Obviously, I need to update my subscription to the EDSBS Reporter, 3d.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
(repeating myself from doc Saturday)
Just goes to show, these SEC teams will go to any length to make room for their oversigned classes, including sending current players into neighborhood homes with guns.
Fight the real enemy: oversigning.
/farts from mouth
by woolf on Mar 11, 2011 4:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
If Penn State wants a crack at this thing
We need to find Anthony Scirrotto another year of eligibility and a case of tequila STAT
Auburn Creed
I believe that this is a practical world and that I can count only on what I can carry. Therefore, I do not believe in time, hard time.
I believe in honesty and truthfulness, without which I cannot reduce my sentence at the cost of my fellow men.
I believe in a sound mind, in a sound body and a spirit that is not afraid of 20 to life.
I believe in obedience to law because it protects the rights of all. Okay, I’m kidding.
I believe in my Country, because it is a land of freedom and because it is my own home, and that I can best serve that country by making license plates.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Mar 11, 2011 4:36 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
That truly hurts
but you get a rec out of it anyway
by SEC Supremacist on Mar 11, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Southerners believe
In God, country, football…and armed robbery.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And poisoning trees
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
by 49er16 on Mar 11, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But not evolution, the interstate commerce clause
or whatever chickenshit excuse Jim Tressel is using now.
by Mango Stasi on Mar 11, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You have no idea
Ask me about my company’s successful lawsuits against the state for violations of the ICC. Never mind, not worth getting into. We won, though. EVERY. TIME.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
he was scared
of drugs, federal investigation, looking out for the kids, federal investigation, confidentiality.
Seriously, UGA will not take losing their crown to Auburn lying down.
The entire Bulldog team is Athens right now trying to figure out how to get caught riding their mopeds the wrong way down a one-way street with a suspended license.
Come on, ACCPD, get to work.
I've always wondered
In Georgia, if turning left from one one-way street onto another at a red, that’s perfectly legal. Does that mean I could turn left onto a one-way street going the wrong way and not be cited for left on red? If anyone can get to the bottom of this, it’s UGA.
they are going to have to try for style points for riding in formation
Thusly:
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Mar 11, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
McNeil's last Facebook post (March 3, b-day March 2):
“Thanx fa tha b-day wishes ill b celebrating dis epic event all month MARCH IS MINE!!!
(h/t: @AUBlog)
"It wasn’t that it was slippery or anything like that. It was just, dadgum, my hands and the balls were so wet..." - Tim Hudson
"And those two guys at the end. My God. Jonny (Venters) and Billy (Wagner), just awesome." - Bobby Cox
by KoKo the Monkey (T-Bone) on Mar 11, 2011 4:38 PM EST reply actions
Should have a bonus point awarded for use of the word "epic".
Are you Homer? Are you Mike Patton? THEN WHAT YOU DID IS NOT EPIC, FUCKSICLE.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mosley's facebook update from March 6th read...
5 more days
If that doesn’t deserve a bonus point then I don’t know what does.
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Mar 11, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the guys
They really suck at crime. Can it really be that hard? Not that I’m interested in a career in armed robbery myself, but what the fuck?
by Mango Stasi on Mar 11, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
War Dumb Eagle...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Mar 11, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate Illinois Grammar Nazis
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
did you
Get me my cheez whiz boy?
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 11, 2011 5:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Orange whip?
Orange whip? Orange Whip? OK. Three Orange whips.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on Mar 11, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
They're one more complement away from giving each other old-fashioneds
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
the only interesting thing he said
was when PAWLLLL asked him who should get drafted first, Dareus or Fairley, and he didn’t come out strong for his boy.
by dirt sandwich on Mar 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
I must have missed that
All I heard was the teacher from Charlie Brown
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn One-Ups Alabama Once Again
This has to be the most creative way of addressing the oversigning issues in the SEC I’ve seen yet.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
by slims on Mar 11, 2011 4:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I searched awhile to find this one, didn't want to post a dupe
Congrats Auburn for taking care of any extra scholarship issues floating around out there. You may now commence operation “helicopter scholarship drop 2012”.
by justanotherbuckeye on Mar 12, 2011 5:50 AM EST up reply actions
War Damn Prison
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 4:40 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
this is why
bleacher report is fucking awful. sports natural disasters compared to an 8.8 quake?
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
This is why I'd much rather listen to Sklarbro Country
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'm astounded by the idiocy of 18-22 year old boys
It has been a while, so I suppose we’re due. At least they were dismissed immediately.
by SEC Supremacist on Mar 11, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
After an earth-shaking season of awards and recognition...
… Auburn’s football program has been swept away by an overwhelming wave of criminal and unethical behavior.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
by slims on Mar 11, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I so want to say that's not funny right now
but it is, darn it. And distracts me from reality.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn's season has been washed away under a flood of sanctions
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
by 49er16 on Mar 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well played good sir's, well played
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
The world is ours!
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Oh We Oh We Oh
MD&tT played a hoity toity fund raiser here at the zoo a few years back. I’ve never seen so many confused white people in my life.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
I bet that game when Stanford beat SC at the Coliseum would be a contender.
SC Alum: wait, they won?
Stanford alum: wait, we won?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Mar 11, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I see nothing wrong with this
except it’s usually too facking hot to wear something like that. He has manservants (Jesse, now Jerome) to wipe his brow. My wife won’t even fetch me a beer if the cooler isn’t under the tent.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
Lies.....
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Mar 11, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
chizzing all over the place here
The best and the worst
The alpha and the omega
The highest scoring and the highest scoring
My head asplode
How, what, who the fuck, what the, did they think, what were they, was there a…..?
It’s Friday. Plane leaves for Cancun at 6am tomorrow. Pass the rum, I can’t take this reality thing anymore.
How much of the rum? All much of the rum. Such much? Watch much. Go now.
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Mar 11, 2011 4:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions
kanye says
POUR OUT THE RUM IN HERE BABY
EXTRA SHOTS I WANT Y’ALL TO DRINK THIS
POUR OUT THE RUM IN HERE BABY
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
WANT YOU TO DRINK EVERYTHING
WANT YOU TO DRINK ALL OF THE RUM
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Mar 11, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Starting early today?
How’s new job week 2?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty good.
Coworkers are nice, and the job is actually a lot like my first job out of school, so it’s not that hard to pick up. Getting back into the swing of early mornings is a bitch, though. Even as an infant, I hated mornings (I’m told). Alarm at 6? HIIISSSSSSSSSS. Huntsville traffic from 431? DOUBLE HIIISSSSSSSS.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 12, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Yes but...
$$$
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 12, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
More like
$, but hey, one monies is better than no monies.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 12, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Yes!
Maybe one day it will be $$…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 12, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Hopefully soonish.
Working for a non-profit is good for warm fuzzies, but sometimes not really all that great on the bank account. Luckily this time around, I’m married so the low pay isn’t as much of an issue. But if a contractor comes calling, I can’t promise I won’t jump ship for more money.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 12, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Nashville chuckles at your concept of 'traffic'
…probably in the same way Atlanta chuckles as us when we bitch about ours.
In almost any marching band, Trombones and Drum Line are the two sections with the biggest ratio of hellraisers, troublemakers, and future cirrhosis patients.
Atlanta does traffic like Auburn does the Fulmer Cup.
“Los Angeles is on line one, Flyer.”
I guess this means USC is about to bitch slap us all.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 14, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I've driven LA traffic at rush hour
And DC’s traffic at rush hour.
It’s a tie.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 14, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL "Driven"
more like “stood still”
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 14, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn!
First Charlie Sheen, then Tressel, now an EIGHTY FUCKING POINT Fulmer Cup score?
We’re on an awesome run here. Everything’s coming up Shogun!
by Tailgate Shogun on Mar 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Chizunami?
Chizunami.
Speed and Drank....feel the dichotomy.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Mar 11, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
SHO NUFF
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
I AM
The SHOGUN of HARLEM
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So happy there's a gif for this.
Bogarted.
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 12, 2011 5:15 AM EST up reply actions
rec'd
for a Van Houten quotation.
Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on Mar 12, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Mike McNeil's fbook status 8 days ago:
Mike McNeil
Thanx fa tha b-day wishes ill b celebrating dis epic event all month MARCH IS MINE!!!
YO
No DigiVikes this week, because we haven’t started writing it yet, because THIS THING HAPPENED. We hope you will find enough in this thread to amuse yourselves in the meantime. All in!
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
I think we'll manage
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
You could just post a link to Charlie Sheen and call it a day,
Works for Rick Reilly.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Mar 11, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HOW DAST YOU, SIR.
Nah, I’ll be at the mothership for like 2 more hours, because this and Gary Wichard and Jim Tressel and SO MUCH FOR PREGAMING OUR HOOPS LOSS TO FLORIDA.
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 11, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
Nice try on the reverse Jinx, two #1 seeds dodged bullets today, UF will not survive.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
CATLANTA
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 11, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
[yawn]
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 11, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
CRIPPLE FIGHT
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
We could beat them with just those four, I have a feeling.
Good lord, if they couldn’t get a win THIS year …
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 11, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
A large part of my soul died in Neyland on that cold day
I could get into specifics, but suffice to say that game ever year is a very emotional time for me. This is was the first time I had actually made it to Knoxville. When Kiffin Kiffin’d his way away and the expulsions/transfers/injuries began to mount in the offseason I was finally convinced for the first time in my life that we could do it.
The sad part though? Once we finally snap it (it’s the longest losing streak in the NCAA), we simply replace with the next longest losing streak in the NCAA—us to Florida.
The list is long, but distinguished.
LOLZ
I don’t even KNOW any Kentucky fans. That’s the sad part. I could have so much more fun with this if I knew any. Or Vandy fans. It’s this inexplicable hole in my life.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 11, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Re: knowing Vandy fans
Vandy fan/alum: “Of course you do, they’re called ‘management’”
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Mar 11, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You missed a spot on the back windshield... (yawns, sips gin rickey)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Mar 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
gin rickey
sounds like a condition that comes from too much gin and not enough vitamin C
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
No Texas Highball?
I thought y’all were Southerners
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Well, that's what you get for thinkin' when you're not used to it.
Any school that would fire Lord Turkey Inseminator is not southern.
by vineyarddawg on Mar 11, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha....two conversations I'm in right now-
this one telling me I’m not used to thinking, the other one telling me to “stop thinking so much” :-P
I prefer The Sandlot’s version of your quote – “If you were thinking, you wouldn’ta thunk that.”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But on the bright side, your bouncy ball team is headed
by a Gentlemen of impeccable character who has demonstrated a propensity for building teams built on experience and teamwork and always out coaches his opponents in the clutch.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Violation free even.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And that's a Laffalympic-grade rec
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I remember the long all-caps post vividly.
It was epic. My rage after losing the Purdue game this year (basketyhoops, that is) pales in comparison.
/tips cap
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
on the bright side
Navy has won 3 of 4 vs Notre Dame. So when it’s your turn, who knows, maybe you start a mini-streak of your own.
Oh yeah? Well look at the ol' Keg's entry for 1984!!!!!!@@!!!!
(Old South was born in 1985. Kentucky hasn’t won since 1984.)
(This is largely responsible for my failures at sobriety).
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 11, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't that use to be a keg of beer or wiskey or something?
Seems more appropriate for a battle between East Tennessee and the hills of Kentucky
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Mar 11, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Beer
Had a bourbon barrel for the game vs Indiana that we no longer play.
Both were scrapped in the late 90’s when two football players died in a DUI accident. I think it’s time to bring them back.
The list is long, but distinguished.
Your school
haz reincarnation powerz now?
Be careful reanimating long-dead people. I think there’s been cautionary tales written about this.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
My late dad went to Berea...
…and told tales of waiting on overpasses to throw things at cars of whoever had lost the Beer Barrel on the way home.
(This is the same one who staged a shooting in the cafeteria. In, like, 1959.)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I wear all their gear rather than my own undergrad institution.
(This is where I again thank Vandy for the advanced degree-laundring program.)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
LOL U POOR
MY FREAKISHLY EXPENSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOL DID OUR LAUNDRY FOR US
NOW WHERE’S MY MANSERVANT?
The list is long, but distinguished.
I thought these guys WERE the Digital Vikings for this week.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
They got caught, brah.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 11, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
Kowalski Q. Kitchens
..will be hereby named honorary Patron Saint for every week
This Kowalski
is the only Kowalski fit for a weekly Patron Saint
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm sorry, but Clint is beyond sainthood
I’m pretty sure he’s a God. Just look at that career…
I’ll just say this: if you never got to see The Good, The Bad and The Ugly in a drive-in with a bunch of your buds, most of which you sneaked in via the trunk of the car, and a couple of cases of beer, then you missed a truly seminal moment of the ’70s.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
You understand, I presume
that most of these folks have never been to a drive-in, period. Poor bastards.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I've been to the old Tulsa one!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
The Admiral Twin!
Never been, with the exception of watching a few seconds at a time from the freeway.
There's one in Atlanta, I think
or there was about 8 years ago.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
The Starlight Six on Memorial
Still going strong, and they have cool live events like the Rock & Roll Monster Bash.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
What the hell is a movie theatre?
You people don’t Netflix your movies or bootleg them the weekend they come out?
Get with the times, brah.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 11, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Once.
Saw Anchorman there, of all things.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Grew up really close to one
Like, sit on the roof and watch a movie with the radio dialed into their shitty little transmitter close
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
One of the good things about living in Barstow
was the drive-in. $6 per person, and you got a double feature. Regrettably, dear husband’s schedule and mine didn’t line up often, so we only got to go once. We got there late, because the double feature was one of those goddamn Twilight movies and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. I brought some Jack. Kids movies are always better if you’re drunk.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 12, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Only a Malzahn led attack could score this fast...
We’ll see if Chip Kelly can answer.
by The Gentleman Masher on Mar 11, 2011 4:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Bring back Masoli!
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Explain, legal eagles
“five counts of robbery”
Does this mean five different houses/persons were robbed, or can they hit them with five charges for a single, huge robbery?
I think it means
there were 5 people burgeled at the same time
by BamaThrasher on Mar 11, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
According to the police statement issued by Auburn, there were five victims living in the house.
At approximately 12:25 a.m. this same date officers responded to a residence located in the 2300 block of Lee Road 137 (Wire Road) in reference to the report of a robbery that had just occurred. According to the five victims present, three black males entered the residence with one displaying a handgun. Personal property was stolen during the incident.
It seems unlikely to me that the 5x counts will stand, especially since each player only needs to plead to one.
Speaking of pleas… which player snitches first, do you think?
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
Yeah, that's kind of interesting.
The police statement cites three black males entering the apartment. Is Mosely the wheelman? The wheelman always cuts a deal.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
well
he certainly was a shitty wheelman if they only made it 9 blocks.
by BamaThrasher on Mar 11, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Transporter woulda been still going.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Obviously, the weight was off.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 11, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Running red lights
is fucking illegal yo.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Mar 11, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
note to self
courteous and law abidding drivers make shitty wheelmen in armed robberies.
by BamaThrasher on Mar 11, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"They only pull you over when you DON'T signal to change lanes."
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
GODDAMMIT WE'RE FAST
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Confirmed...
Whitey can’t drive for shit.
Mosley was driving the car when it was pulled over, according to Auburn Police Chief Tommy Dawson. Police believe Mosley was in the car at the time of the robbery.
This is about the time Sam Donaldson comes in to offer the sweatheart deal. DA could have this one wrapped by Monday if he really wanted to push.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
I was never very good at crim pro
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
That's what I'm here for
True story- buddy of mine skipped most of crim law class but watched L&O religiously. He somehow related every practice/sample question to a L&O episode and was right every time. Aced the exam and now does criminal defense.
The original does a good job w/the law, IMO
I wouldn’t trust it for teaching hearsay, but they stayed reasonably close to being legally correct (though a lot of the defenses allowed in trial are a bit ridiculous). The spinoffs, not so much.
I have barely read for crim pro this semester
L&O may be my only shot at a reasonable grade.
As for hearsay, too many damn exceptions. We’re mired in the middle of that in evidence, which I’ve read only slightly more for (same professor).
The list is long, but distinguished.
Think of hearsay this way
If you read a fact pattern and think, “I should throw the challenge flag here”, it’s probably hearsay. Yes, I did that. I may be sports-obsessed. Also, if the statement somehow results in someone being found guilty, odds are it will be admissible.
Yeah it's not so much the concept of hearsay that gets me
As the absurd number of common law exceptions that have been codified. Seriously, our supplement has 24 subsections (each it’s own hearsay exception) for FRE 803, and it still omits some.
Also, from my psychology major/son of 2 psychologists’ perspective, Evidence is, by far, the most bullshitty of all bullshitty law school classes. It’s like one big LOL@SOCIALSCIENCEDATA
The list is long, but distinguished.
This is a man
Who has clearly spent too much tine representing criminal defendants.
He knows Amendment 4a- it’ll be suppressed, unless they are bad people.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Mar 11, 2011 5:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
oh, and how
“Blanx, why do you drink?”
“Lawyer”
“Oh.”
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Mar 11, 2011 5:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Oddly one of the articles said it was one of the black ones who was behind the wheel
DISCREPANCIES
The list is long, but distinguished.
Gosh I hope this sparks the Auburn Fan Conspiracy Discusion
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
Wouldn't know, I never get the wheelman
I usually get the guy that put the gun in someone’s face. Not that I’m bitter.
Only one white dude?
How is a dude named Kowalski Kitchens NOT white?
To my fellow Aubies...
To us, we are still in disbelief over all the controversy our team has had the past football season. We don’t understand why everyone hates us:
But if we ever wanted to take the Thug-U route, and run with it- might as well do it after a national championship and completely detonating the Fulmer Cup record.
by claygast on Mar 11, 2011 4:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Mosely might be able to make bail
here’s a pic from the day he got his “signing bonus” while still in high school.
by trip andrews on Mar 11, 2011 4:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nah, that's what they used to get all the good stuff to commit the crime(s).
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Switch blades and glocks are expensive
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
I'm just hoping they'll grow up !!
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just a guess here
But that process is accelerated while in the state penn.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Mar 11, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
thanks for posting that.
i knew i recognized that kid but coulnd’t place it and it was driving me crazy. what a maroon.
by dirt sandwich on Mar 11, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
It's probably not a surprise...
but Auburn’s bball team didn’t top 80 points all year.
by BOS_to_CHA on Mar 11, 2011 4:54 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
JUST SHUT YOUR EYES!
DON’T LOOK AT IT JIM, DON’T DO IT!!
/sweatervested
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 11, 2011 5:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
War Eagle blood winning.....
NIners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90, 'Bama fan since birth
Niner checklist
1. GM (check)
2. A real head coach (check)
3. A competent coaching staff(check)
4. Two QB's (one to navigate this year, and a franchise QB for the future)
5. IMPROVE THE DANG SECONDARY!!!!!
Mythical National Champs, Hypeman, and a Fulmer Cup?
I smell a triple crown.
/personal favorite is the “stay down” on his knuckles
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 11, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
AH!
big picture scary!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
The neck tattoo should be an eagle
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Dang, we're gonna have to wait all weekend
to see Freek’s gif interpretation!
…and Fuck Clemson.
by Dabolicious on Mar 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
what? NO!
The end of the world IS coming!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
THE QUARTERBACKS MOVE!
MY GOD, THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The Owners just got away with Highway Robbery.
/topical
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
The players union needs to establish the run to get back into this thing.
by Big Jon on Mar 11, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Should have used an Adrian Peterson lawsuit...
to set up for the class action suit involving Brady, Manning, and Brees.
by purwho on Mar 11, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
if you use the Adrian Peterson lawsuit
It will carry you far but it will inevitably be dropped at a key point in the case. You then lose to the saints
/favre’d
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 11, 2011 5:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
Fuck you.
(If it had to happen against anyone, I’m fine with it being the Saints, one of the few franchises who can match us for misery. But still, fuck you.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
O HAI
/continuesdrinkingheavily
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I didn't say the only one.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I know, I know...
it really pains me that the Browns and Lions play in the preseason every year, because the cripple-fight jokes always come out
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Lions look like they're actually turning it around.
Amazing what happens when Matt Millen is no longer in charge of personnel decisions.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This is why I have such high hopes for Holmgren in Cleveland...
of course, we aren’t allowed nice things, so something terrible will probably happen
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
/FIREMILLEN
for some odd reason i’ve always liked them. Barry Sanders didnt hurt that fact.
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
They've picked up a ton of Nebraska fans in the last few years.
Raiola, VandenBosch, Suh, Bullocks – for most of us, our rooting interest is whomever employs the most former Cornhuskers.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
i can understand that
i like the Falcons to an extent due to their employment of Jerious Nrwood,
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Lions use Barry Sanders.
It’s not very effective.
Lions use Barry Sanders.
It’s not very effective.
Lions use Barry Sanders.
HOLY SHIT TOUCHDOWN.
I can only imagine what it would have been like watching him behind a functioning OL.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Mar 11, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh the '90s. Good times.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
They could have easily gone 8-8
The Bears and Jets games could have very well gone the other way. if they can actually put together a functional secondary and find a way to get Stafford to survive the seaon, they could be decent.
You've at least got Championships.
Everybody dey, man. Everybody.
by Doc Scratch on Mar 11, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but the downside is I also have to root for the Indians, Cavs, and Blue Jackets
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Yeh, but until LeBron gave you the bird, you actually had at least one of those capable of winning.
Meanwhile the Reds and Bengals both shared ineptitude for most of the nineties and ’00s.
1/4 > 0/2
by Doc Scratch on Mar 11, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Cincinnati doesn't count, it's part of Kentucky...
and that’s a fair point, I suppose. Still, is it any wonder everyone in Ohio loves the Buckeyes, considering the Browns/Indians/Reds/Bengals/Cavs/Blue Jackets?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 11, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Hedonism Bot
always gets a rec.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd, and adding two of my favorite Hedonism Bot quotes...
1) “There were bodies everywhere….and then the bomb exploded!”
2) “Jambi, the chocolate sauce!!!”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
UFL wants in on this action
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
The Sacramento Mountain Lions are WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
CRICKET WORLD CUP FTW
Let’s pitch a googly and get a wicket for the old country!
by vineyarddawg on Mar 11, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
cricket on real TV, plz
so somebody will explain these odd concepts to me.
And here's a lighthouse keeper being beheaded by a laser beam!
Few guys at my apartment complex in grad school played regularly.
So I have at least a vague understanding. (At least of the rules; all I know about a googly is it spins the “wrong” way for some definition of wrong.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
ESPN on XBOX live has a cricket channel
Spent a few hours drunk one night watching cricket with some friends. Had no clue how it was played when we started. Knew only slightly more when we were done. Big fan of watching sports I don’t understand while drinking.
Run the Dive!
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
They aren't in florida.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 11, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
I'm conflicted
On one hand, as Clemenza taught us, you need a war every 10 years or so to clean out the bad blood. There hasn’t been a labor war since 1987, so they’re overdue, and this is normal.
On the other hand, the league made $9B last year. If they can’t find a way to be happy with that, they can kiss my pale white ass.
by ElRocco337 on Mar 11, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kowalski Kitchens?
So named due to his accidental conception during a “study session” to review for an English quiz on Tennessee Williams.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Sidenote: is there a bigger piece of shit movie than Face/Off from the '90s?
Try brushing your full hand down your girlfriend/spouse’s face some time. See how she reacts!
not so fast my friend
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
by Eddie Teach on Mar 11, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bill Pullman/Paxton would beg to differ
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hudson sir,
He’s the president from that crappy Will Smith Movie.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Wait, I'm confused.
Pullman* – Independence Day, Lake Placid
Paxton* – Twister, Mighty Joe Young
Hudson – singer, brief role on Doogie Howser, married Goldie Hawn
*will give some credit for being in Tombstone
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Hudson from Aliens was played by Paxton
My sig line is from the scene I referenced. The Lt. called on him and called him “Hicks” (Hicks was another guy) and Hudson says “Hudson sir, he’s Hicks.”
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Mar 11, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Right.
Just wasn’t making the connection, but they are really bad.
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Woa Woa Woa,
Bill Paxton is the greatest overactor of his generation. Talent like that is not to be dismissed, it just needs to be channeled to appropriate roles.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Mar 11, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bill Paxton? Overacting?
Does not compute.
/grewupwatchingbillshatner
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Bill Paxton is the greatest overactor of his generation
Bruce Campbell says “Hi”
by PalmettoTiger on Mar 11, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Let's not insult one of them doing a fine job as Chet in "Weird Science"
You’re stewed, buttwad.
by Big Jon on Mar 12, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not at all
Parents own a cabin. There’s very little to watch there in the evenings. That happens to be one of the VHSes.
not good enough Shane
I want full on tin foil, bat shit crazy conspiracy theory
by BamaThrasher on Mar 11, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Do these guys
still count against Auburn’s salary cap for this season?
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
FEAR NOT, NFL TROGLODYTES!
Your dreams are not crushed. There is hope. There is a man, one man, brave enough to shove an NFL offense down a college team’s throat, consequences be damned. Slow-developing screens. Play action with no threat of a running game whatsoever. Threeve checkdowns per play. Lead-footed quarterbacks sitting in the pocket for eons.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 5:12 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
go ahead....laugh
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's funny
because he actually said that.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
getting slow... sorry!
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
God, I almost missed that!!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
On the bright side
At least Auburn doesn’t have to worry about oversigning next year.
I don't believe all the scooters in the world...
…would be enough for Georgia to defend its title this year.
If they took a team Spring Break trip to Key West, things could get interesting.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Huge loss for the Fulmer Cup
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Good point.
We also lost that kid who pled guilty to two counts of sexual battery. Not sure whatever happened to that guy, but it’s probably best for CFB that he’s been removed from the game.
Mettenberger signed with LSU
If he and AM stay all four years, they meet up their senior years in the Bayou.
he's only got three years of eligibility
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
It's all in how you deploy them...
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Is that Twist in the crowd?
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
might be – I thought I saw a double-breasted cardigan.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
And Rishi was there drinking a beer.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Whelp, that was a fun and fast few Hours
Bouncyball N Brew for the evening. Get to go do tastings for keg orders. Not the worst way to end the day
I may or may not have just opened a refreshing beverage that is kept in the mini-fridge to warm things up while I finish this stupid bid Diagram.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 5:20 PM EST reply actions
Well F*&k "Not reglar' Tammy but that 'tother wuuhhnn" + Mouthful of beer equals wet shirt
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
New Fight Song
War… Eagle, got cash to steal
Gat in my pants and hand on the wheel
War… Eagle, didn’t drive far
Po-lice spotted my car
No! No! No!
Mugshots on TV, cuffs on my hands
In a cell, In a cell
Who snitch’d and telld’, Hey! War…Eagle needs bail money,
Call Cam Newton’s dad!
by LoungieMu on Mar 11, 2011 5:23 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
I rec this for my peoples
NIners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90, 'Bama fan since birth
Niner checklist
1. GM (check)
2. A real head coach (check)
3. A competent coaching staff(check)
4. Two QB's (one to navigate this year, and a franchise QB for the future)
5. IMPROVE THE DANG SECONDARY!!!!!
Sweet Lord
this guy makes me sound intelligible.
“thas jess ignant”
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
Legal quibble:
I do not believe there is anything in a home in the greater Awbren/Ofalyka metroplex worth $511,000.
The bond needs to be lowered or the crime needs a change of venue.
Aublika you mean
NIners Faithful & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90, 'Bama fan since birth
Niner checklist
1. GM (check)
2. A real head coach (check)
3. A competent coaching staff(check)
4. Two QB's (one to navigate this year, and a franchise QB for the future)
5. IMPROVE THE DANG SECONDARY!!!!!
What's that town just north of Columbus, GA?
Those people got some lands.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Pine Mountain?
I used to live in LaGrange and had to drive down to Columbus occasionally for work. Pine Mountain is about the only thing in between.
Oh, and as for the value of things in Auburn, try driving around the Grove Hill neighborhood off Moore’s Mill sometime. It’s full of huge houses going for $500k+. It’s the place coaches tend to live.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 12, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
Your honor, we the jury have reached a verdict. On all counts...
FUCK CLEMSON
by Mango Stasi on Mar 11, 2011 5:35 PM EST reply actions 15 recs
duh
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Mar 11, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
he sounds like the Miller High Life guy
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Thaaaa Robbinn Everyday, thaaaa killinnnn Everday,
Tyrelle Pryor likes this.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Imma just leave this here...
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Mar 11, 2011 5:44 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
FINEBAUM'S CRACK-HOUSE TOURS
get your tickets today!!!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Mar 11, 2011 5:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions
This is Crystal, say hi Crystal, you lazy bitch,
over there is Lacey, she likes to get freaky. Over here is the closet with a hole in the floor, plumbing doesn’t work so this where you do your business. Ummm, quiet hours are from 10PM-6AM Sun-Friday, if you need anything, you got my cell, good luck.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Auburn's FC record may never be broken...
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Mar 11, 2011 6:05 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Bummer
you can haz streaming Finebaum?
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Things I can haz:
- fortran
Things I cannot haz: - food
- ALL. THE. BEER.
- most terrifyingly, the hockey game in 2hrs.
That some terrible suck...
not even ESPN3 or some other feed? Stabstabstabbystab
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
That's so much more terribleness that I feel even worse for you.
I shall have a beer in your honor
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Live hockey is always awesome, regardless of the quality of teams.
At least, it is when 1) You’re a Blue Jackets fan, and 2) You live in northern Florida and don’t get to see any/skate ever/play at all
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I'll be rootin' for y'all
looked pretty good against bemidji, too. Miami’s playing in an hour, so I’m sweating it out
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
That's true
Though I’ve gone to some ECHL/AHL games that were pretty hard to watch if not for a) random acts of violence and b) the cheapness of tickets.
Got pantsed again tonight. CBJ is teh suck
But it’s a good boozy time
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
They were so close before the road trip...
and then the playoffs rug was pulled out so quickly, the only thing that fell was the Jackets, with all the dishes and glasses left standing
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I will be working the weekend if that helps
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Mar 11, 2011 6:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
PAAWWWWLLLL
You Wanna know who’s fawwwlt this is pawwwllll? It’s spencer hawwwwlllss fawwwlt. If they keep score, we’re gunna try to win it Pawwwlll.
We won the Heisman, the National Championionship, and now the the FUlmer Cup Pawwwll.. WE wouldn’t have tried to win it, pawwwlll, were it not for spencer hawwwwlll…
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Mar 11, 2011 6:11 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
GENE CHIZIK IS RESPONSIBLE
… for my high school friend driving a bunch of armed robbers around.
Why aren’t they charging Gene, PAWWWWWLLL?
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
OMG Finebaum is talking to someone who... I don't know...
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
Think... Jimmy Vulmer.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
This call screener is getting fired.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
hell no
finebaums screener’s job is to find the most batshit crazy people they can.
by BamaThrasher on Mar 11, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
As long as we're okay with lumping in clearly challenged with culturally backward
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
Are they really having this conversation with a straight face??
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
What was the most racist comment that guy had heard?
Was it worse than calls for a public lynching?
Finebaum = Hater of Racism
But refers to cutting off your pinkie finger as “that torture the Japanese do.”
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
I hear that puppy ACL is considered a delicacy in some parts of the world.
/variety is the spice of troll-y life
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
I has a happee.
Hope JJ was just cramping up, though. You don’t deserve that sort of hell.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Completely off-topic, but
I’d just like to go on record as informing COTG that I am in no way confident about tonight’s game, and I fully expect this run to fall apart at any minute.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions
UofL is my second team (Parents alma mater & hometown)
and UofL has Syracuse’s and UConn’s number, but ND has theirs.
Good luck, and may the best paid under the table team win.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
First picture:
Punchinface, punchinface, punchinface, punchinface, punchinface
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
second pic:
you would. c’mon.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Normally when I don't have a team I root for the Italian coach
UL-UK is one of the rare times where that isn’t a tie-breaker.
you had to abort your usual tiebreaker?
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
This is the one I like...
delicious, delicious blonde, AND hockey
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tara's not so bad either, 'specially when she keeps that candy out her nose
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 11, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We have a hockey team?
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I haz a scared
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
This
I would drink to calm my nerves, but I gave up alcohol for Lent.
I guess I’ll just yell and curse more.
Looks like I'm drinking for two.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
You do realize the only possible outcome of this
Is Alabama’s entire starting defense being arrested for each performing what I like to call “drunken-drive-through-larceny,” involving knocking over a jewelry store by driving through the front window and hanging out of the driver’s side window, casually scooping up all the loot. While hammered. Throw in one suspended license, and what do you have? That’s right. 78 points. Because Alabama can never ever abide coming in second. 78-77. MASSIVE COLLECTIVE FELONY NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. ROLL TIDE.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Woke up with my pants on backwards
by emc503 on Mar 11, 2011 7:22 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Bammers
I am very scared about our game against you tomorrow. You probably didn’t know we were playing tomorrow, so just for your information, game’s at 1pm on ABC. Give bounceyballs a chance, they’re fun.
The list is long, but distinguished.
No kidding
This is one of those old-school Wimp Sanderson-type Tide teams that slouches into the SECT and suddenly runs the table. Grant got robbed for COTY (but I fully expect him to edge Barbee at Auburn for it next season…)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Yeah Grant def. deserved COTY
(is it bad that my first thought was "crazy old testament…yokel? yodeler? what’s he getting at?)
Anyway, yes, Bama plays hellacious D. Also, they know that
1) They may not get an at-large bid if they lose
2) They will almost certainly get an at-large bid if they win
They got that incentive yo
The list is long, but distinguished.
Bama fan who is well aware of the game here...
I heart watching this team play defense. Unfortunately, I’m not sure they full understand that ball goes in net. (I nearly gave up in rage when we were down by 12 today; from the way we were shooting, it looked like it could take up to 6 weeks to score 12 points.)
I KID ROLL TIDE SEC BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT SECOND ROUND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
by woolf on Mar 11, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Tonight's rooting interest in the UConn/Syracuse game:
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 7:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Squished picture is squished.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Tonight's rooting interest at my house...
Grip’n’sip capabilities.
by purwho on Mar 11, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A fine vintage.
Save some for me, just in case.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
I can understand that. I had to ask myself today who I hated most
Boeheim or Calhoun. After considerable consideration, GO HUSKIES!
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seen in my facebook news feed:
“The only reason Kemba Walker went to Uconn is that Calhoun told him he was dying.”
/headdesk
//headdeskheaddesk
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
80 points, so this season Auburn has accomplished the equivalent of...
16 murders
20 rapes or…
80 clown mask rapes
Bonus points withstanding, of course.
Imma hang up and listen
by In All Kinds of Weather on Mar 11, 2011 7:43 PM EST reply actions
Shitty officiating gets rewarded
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=6207902
Way to go, Big 10. Bring in a guy currently getting reamed to call a game.
Also, Rick Boyages used to coach at W&M. He was terrible. I remember wanting to run onto the sidelines and kick him in the nuts for the atrocity he put on the court.
Obligatory:
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Only a leader can take a legendary deuce.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THAT'S A LEADER TAKING A LEGENDARY CRAP, JAWS
I CALL THAT “LEADERSHIT”
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
I"m glad you did this.
I was thinking this needed to be a JAWS meme piece, but I couldn’t think of anything funny to say. Probably because I don’t have a penis.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
I REALLY LOVE THIS TURD RIGHT HERE, JAWS
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Rec'd for use of the word "Leadershit"
saying it out loud makes it sound vaguely German
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Führerscheiss?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
you just gave a new metal band their name!
congrats!
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I only know two phrases in German...
the first, of course, is “Danke schoen”, and the second is the word for constipation…..
you know, “Farfrompoopin”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
das nuss as rife
“the nuts are ripe.” That’s the extent of my German
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Here's one all you degenerates should know:
“Noch ein bier, bitte.” Another beer, please!
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
That one is going into the memory banks...
oh, remembered another that our German exchange student taught me- Schfuktle"…he indicated it meant something with a limp-wristed motion, but without the negatively connotated homosexual meaning. Also, my German spelling is probably atrocious
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Correct me if I'm wrong, but
“Noch ein bier, bitte,” means “Just one more beer, please,” whereas, "Ein bier, bitte,’ means “Another beer, please.” The “just one more” and “another” is a major distinction to be made.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 11, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I knew there was a reason I kept my old textbooks
My German textbook agrees with the Rev on this one – “noch ein” = “another”.
/4semestersofGerman
//hasforgottenmostofit
by The Missing T on Mar 11, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, you're right.
I got noch and nur confused. “Nur ein bier, bitte.” Nur = only, so that would be “Just one more.”
/has also forgotten most of the German I took
//still have the Die Ärzte mp3’s my classmate ripped though
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 12, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Couldn't you also just say,
“Ein mehr, bitte?” That’s what I usually did in Germany after ordering the first.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Why say anything?
Just point at your almost-empty beer and nod.
Isn’t that the universal language of beer drinkers everywhere?
When you want the check, you catch their eye and make a writing motion in the air. That is not universal as well?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 14, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Those are both universal every where I've gone
as is the make a circle with your hand while pointing to the table to signify “another round”
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Frequently heard around Army staff meetings
“Don’t step in the leadershit”
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
He's a dead ringer for this guy:
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Mar 11, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is bad son.
and who the fuck knew I had the Big Ten network in Texas?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Whoooh, we're everywhere, gettin' on your cable providers
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Also exciting
Found SunDrop at the store and GingerBeer that was on sale!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Ginger Beer and the Kraken?
All the Dark ’n Stormies
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Diet SunDrop on sale at our local market.
All the SunDrop? ALL. THE. SUNDROP.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 11, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh I went with the regular
Want to test those shots theories from the other day tomorrow. Is that bad (the regular vs the diet not testing the theory)?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Y'all are just now learning what I've known since I was a boy...
SunDrop is the shizzit
In almost any marching band, Trombones and Drum Line are the two sections with the biggest ratio of hellraisers, troublemakers, and future cirrhosis patients.
sugary diebeetus death or aspartamy-chemistry death?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
HOWEVA
when you die, you die happy.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
but of course...might as well enjoy the ride, since there's no getting out alive
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I never mix diet for drinks.
I’m mainly a beer guy anyway. But diet SunDrop is the absolute best diet soda I’ve ever had.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
This is the MSU we've been waiting for
They’ve arrived to the season a month later than usual, but they’re here.
“Welcome to the party, pal!” John McClane
No shit.
Where the hell was all of this last month?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
They didn't want to peak too early.
I figured they’d do their usual routine where they look like crap early, then get it going at the end of January and get to a Final Four. They waited an awful long time to get it in gear this year.
It's the way to do it really
Coaches like Izzo and Calipari make no qualms about their philosophy. That philosophy is simple: the only reasons to even play the regular season are 1) to practice for the tournament 2) to get a more favorable seed.
On the other side you have the poor disembattled Tubby Smith. Go undefeated in the SEC, take #1 seed overall and lose in 2nd round? Sure! oops.
The list is long, but distinguished.
As long as you can get to the tourney, it works
In MSU’s case, it probably helps that they play brutal schedules and don’t totally go all out in the regular season- they end up going under the radar with less pressure come tourney time, then go on a run and get to the Final Four. Still in past seasons they’ve kicked ass in the B10.
We usually look at least good in season before turning it up in March.
Not so much this time around.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I would not complain one bit about that.
Seen flashes of this occasionally throughout the year but this is the first time they’ve put it all together.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You will be there, it's what Izzo does
Izzo gon’ Izzo. Our program is very bitter about y’alls success because we haven’t been to a Final Four since 1998 when we won the championship. In those 12 years we’ve had at least 6 teams that were Final 4 caliber that failed to make it.
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 11, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Cardinal sin: Giving Gus Johnson an unexciting game to call.
It would help if there were two teams playing.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
My parents left the house while I am watching this.
I don’t know if the house will still be standing when they get back.
just keep drinking.
I hear it makes it better.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
Basketball team laying an egg? Drink heavily.
Hey, giving up a 15 point lead with 10 to go can be done....
just ask OSU and HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Got it to 9 here...
if they can get a couple stops and boards, and get it to 5ish by the under 4, I like you guys. Especially with Gus Johnson in the building
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
HERE, in NAP-TOWN!!!!
which is a surprisingly great nickname for such a terrible city
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
My school always finds such interesting ways to implode.
It’s quite impressive. We were a lock for a 2 seed. I bet we’re a low 3 seed and we’ll get to play in New Mexico again instead of Chicago.
If you make it to San Antonio, I will root for other midwestern Nerds.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Gotta get on the boards, though- Roe is on the offensive glass WAY too much
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Yeah, it's right at the tipping point.
Need a couple quick stops/threes to have any shot
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Ask Jordan Taylor HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Yeah, it's done now
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Get your legs back for the NCAAs, at least...
although probably as a 3 seed, instead of possibly a 1
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
They look so sad.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'd feel bad for them.
if they played the first 10 minutes of this game, and any of the game against Iowa.
/I look sadder. Need more booze.
You may have ALL. THE. RUM.
but mine.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
No!
It’s my birthday rum. MY. RUM.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
To steal from an infamous Auburn player:
" ill b celebrating dis epic event all month MARCH IS MINE!!!"
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
You, madam,
are a lady after my own heart.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 12, 2011 8:42 AM EST up reply actions
I will drink some of the "dad bought" scotch in your honor
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Because that's twist your arm difficult to complete.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, well, shut up....
I did say it was in his honor, LET ME HAVE MY EXCUSE :-P
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
GOTDAMMIT I KNOW MSSTATE IS GONNA LOSE TO VANDY
why do i have to wait until midnight to confirm this knowledge? fuckfuckfuck. oh, well…
/drinks
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UR REVERSE JINX...I SEES IT
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I SEEZ U TRYING REVERSE JINX MY REVERSE JINX AND I TURN IT BACK UPON YOU
or, something along those lines.
also, WHY THE HELL can’t florida beat UT? Scotty Hopson needs to be snt home, square hair, and all.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
yep
he also was a MSState commit a few years back. Momma Hopson said he should go to UT. to UT Lil’ Hopson went.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, if BCG had wanted him he probably would've come to UK
Coach who cares about nothing but toughness vs. one of the softest players around.
The list is long, but distinguished.
QUADRUPLE REVERSE JINX?
CAN HAZ FOR REVERSE REVERSE REVERSE REVERSE USE ON THE PITINO?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
soitanly!
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know our game is yet to come
but are we rooting for Cuse or UCONN? I know, we’re rooting for the meteor, but there’s only 3 min left for that, so I think we’re out of luck.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
No meteor.
That would take your players at this point too.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
OOOh, good point.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Fulmer Cup
Dang – I thought sure WSU would work their way to the top after 3 straight years in the top 5. By the way the Cougars are short 2 points. Star BB player Klay Thompson was picked up last week for possession of MJ. It would have been a felony possession if he hadn’t smoked enough of it. Just barely made it under the limit to misdemeanor.
You only get points for football players...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Also
Kevin O’Neill got in a bar fight.
So there’s that.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 8:08 PM EST reply actions
I don't know which band is playing it
But one of the bands at Duke-MD is playing “Bad Romance.”
KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Quick question for the commentariat:
Which beer is the trashiest and would be drank by Wisconsin students?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
/pukes everywhere
that is a memory that one can never lose.
/ugh
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Done that on accident.
Thought I was going to die.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
It's a rite of passage
for fledgling alcoholics.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
That's why papertowels should go in
well that and less splash.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
See, you're assuming a level of Dip Etiquette by the person dipping
I live among a bunch of bloody savages.
Almost every male I work with dips or smokes.
I’ve seen it all.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
the grossest, in my opinion, is the wad of chew wrapped in gum
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Yes.
And I’ve seen this too.
/morevomitdeath
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Baseball players do some GROSS things...
seeing someone sleep with a lipper in is amazing and disgusting all at once
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Maybe
you shouldn’t have given them tobacco then, Colonel Kurtz.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Mar 11, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
“The horror. The horror.”
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
drunk guy @ party:
“Huh. This new menthol dark beer aint too damn bad.” /vomits
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
never did that one, but an ex-girlfriend did from a cup a friend left at my place...
that was her breaking point, apparently
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I hate when chicks don't like mystery fluids in their mouths.
Definitely a dealbreaker. Yes, I am single. What gave it away?
This made me giggle.
No, I’m not drinking. Why do you ask?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
the that confuses me
is how you manage to keep the identity of the fluid a secret.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
i is grammer, bad.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
HA HO JAWS I TELL YOU WHAT
IF YOU WANNA—
You know what, never mind.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
So does Final Fantasy win the NASHUNAL CHAMPEENSHIP?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE
HE FIGHTS ENEMIES AND DEFEATS THEM. THAT’S WHY I CALL HIM “FIGHTER.”
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IF YOU WANT A BLACK MAGE
YOU NEED A MAGE THAT’S BLACK.
by purwho on Mar 11, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They lost to WOW in the semis
And, yes, we will have a playoff in the NRPL.
by BelmontVol on Mar 11, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Bards Union would like a word with you.
Moar Gil plz.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was less the identity of the fluid
and more the surprise of it showing up when “you promised you wouldn’t”?
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's just mean.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I agree
she should have never made him promise that.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Promises are meant to be broken...
But shit like that gets pulled on me once, next time, something may get started but not finished.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
You have the ultimate power there
I don’t mean ninjas.
I mean teeth.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Every guy who read this just cringed...
In almost any marching band, Trombones and Drum Line are the two sections with the biggest ratio of hellraisers, troublemakers, and future cirrhosis patients.
Indeed....also, if you want terrifying dreams, and no erections for a long time-
google Vagina Dentata.
I don’t recommend this, and don’t say I didn’t warn you
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Blue waffle.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
It's good to be me.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Watched Teeth
/nightmaresforaweek
/willprobablyhaveonetonight
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Mar 11, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
JAWS, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO HAVE
GOOD COMMUNICATION AND CHEMISTRY WITH YOUR TEAMMATES, TO AVOID PROBLEMS LIKE THIS. YOU AVOID THIS BY PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE. AND BY DOING THE DISHES FOR A CHANGE ONCE IN A WHILE.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I didn't say
that I did that…
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Warning her is only fair...
but you know you’ve found a keeper when she looks at you and just keeps going after the warning
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
this
it’s not like she doesn’t KNOW what that does
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
/swallowing joke
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmm, that is the debate now isn't it,
Anyone seen A Bronx Tale? You know what scene I’m talking about right?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
If you breathe at the wrong time
things can just go wrong. Some sort of notifier is always nice. And contacts are expensive.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Old Milwaukee and/or Milwaukee's Best?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Gotta be The Beast
Old Milwaukee is actually pretty tolerable.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
The same way all shitty cheap beers are.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
At a certain level of drunk, yes.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
This is for you:
Fully kreusened for maximum teeth slime.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Only one correct response:
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Redundant qualifier is redundant.
If it’s alcohol, they’ll drink it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Les Miles threw out the first pitch at LSU's baseball game tonight.
There were no survivors.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Les Miles threw a pitch out to celebrate Daylight Savings Time.
Most LSU moment ever.
by vegas_buckeye on Mar 13, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
have i mentioned how much i like scotty hopson?
no?
good.
/mumblemumblemommahopsonmumble
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Thank God no one cares about basketball
or else she’d get compared to Cecil Newton.
by BelmontVol on Mar 11, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
its all ok, overall
if he woulda gone to MSState, he wouldve transferred by now, anywho. ya know?
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
/bloodshootsfromears
i dunno what hell Stans does (or doesnt do) with these guys he gets into town. the good ones leave (h-bro, osby, etc) and the bad eggs (sidney, augustus[which he really got his head out of his ass this year, i’ll give him that], etc).
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it's Florida, so I badly want a win
but this Vawls team keeps finding new and creative ways to shit the bed in the 2nd half. I’m preparing for this, but hoping it doesn’t really happen tonight…
In almost any marching band, Trombones and Drum Line are the two sections with the biggest ratio of hellraisers, troublemakers, and future cirrhosis patients.
Don't want to jinx them.
Watching the UConn/Syracuse game instead…as soon as I flip over there, Florida will go on a 128-4 run.
Hypothetical question
Your favorite team always wins when you don’t watch the games, and loses when you do. As a diehard fan of this team, is your duty always to watch the games no matter what (even when they lose, you still must watch), or do you give up watching them entirely so your team can win all the time, but you don’t get to watch?
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Haven't seen an SECT game yet. 2-0. Respect the streak.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Mar 12, 2011 1:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Worse-case scenario of this that actually happened to me
Watching the WVU-Marshall game this fall with wife, her sister and her husband at our hotel in Daytona Beach. ’Eers are stumbling all over themselves, losing badly. Down 21-6 in the fourth, Geno Smith fumbles at his own 30 and Marshall recovers at the WVU 16. We all decide to leave the bar and give up on this one. Her sister and husband leave, we retire to our room and put on another game.
Phone rings a few minutes later, it’s her sister. WVU’s scored, they’re only down by nine. Wife want to put on game, I say no, we gave up on it, we can’t watch it now — that’s sure doom. Wife says I’m crazy. Crazy, am I? I text nephew in Hawaii on his honeymoon and put question to him. He agrees; can’t go back to game now, sure doom. Wife not convinced, but I still refuse to allow the channel to be changed. Sister calls again — WVU’s tied the game with a two-point conversion with 25 seconds left. They’re going to overtime.
Wife says you gotta watch the game now. No way — the jinx is still in play. We’re watching the Stanford-Oregon game when the WVU final score comes on: 24-21 in in OT, Marshall missed their FG attempt and WVU won on the next possession.
Now I ask you: going back to watch that game will all that in play would have been sure doom, wouldn’t it?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 14, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Good call.
There is no way to appease the COTG (or any other CFB deity). Once you have made the decision that your participation has doomed your team, there is no turning back.
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 14, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't watch.
And no, I don’t turn my hats inside out either.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
solution:
1. get blind drunk
2. DVR game
3. dont remember game due to blackoutedness
4. watch game tomorrow
5. profit!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I believe I've perfected
the “check the score for ten seconds and change it to History Channel” approach. But no, I would not watch the games as long as they were winning.
DVR, do not watch, do not check score, watch once game is over and you know score.
Blind drunk helps.
“If you believe you’re playing well because you’re getting laid, or because you’re not getting laid, or because you wear women’s underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that! "
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Conducting research.
Findings will be published as they come available.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 8:44 PM EST reply actions
Apparently you aren't familiar with some Kentucky staples then
Additionally, on the bourbon/beer front, you also have
There’s also a Louisville version of the bourbon barrel-aged beer, but it’s garbage. Also, Schlafly makes one, and it’s also inferior.
The list is long, but distinguished.
Isn't that first picture infringing on Budweiser's trademark?
In almost any marching band, Trombones and Drum Line are the two sections with the biggest ratio of hellraisers, troublemakers, and future cirrhosis patients.
Observations:
This is by-God delicious. Smooth, bold, and indeed an oaken hint.
And quite potent.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Do you think they'll have a camera at Bruce Pearl's house for the Tourney Selction show?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Only if he's having a cookout too
/aw, no he didn’t
In almost any marching band, Trombones and Drum Line are the two sections with the biggest ratio of hellraisers, troublemakers, and future cirrhosis patients.
by darthbubba on Mar 11, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If they don't, Mark Schlabach will.
Bruce Pearl just got teed-up. And he takes his coat off. Orange suspenders. He’s still hot.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Is this a column on ESPN18+?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Dear UConn/Syracuse game,
If you go to overtime, I shall sic purwho on you.
XOXO,
ACS
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:04 PM EST reply actions
And Blanx
Hiss
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
So, you'll do nothing.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ah yes.
Now I remember why I hate bouncyball.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:06 PM EST reply actions
wooo
OT! bleh.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
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/drunk with new-found power
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions
You didn't know about the magnificence of the Z key?
It truly is phenomenal
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
No.
I unlocked that achievement last night.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I once tried to capitalize an A in a comment...
only I hadn’t clicked into the comment box, and so everything disappeared- that was TERRIBLE
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Unless you accidentally leave the page and have to reload
In which case all the posts will be permanently white.
The list is long, but distinguished.
Shit, I can close my browser and reopen and stuff is still "salmon" or whatever color that is
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Me too.
Unless my computer hibernates. Lately, if that happens, i can read everything, but can’t post. So refresh it is.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Is that Mike Caro?
Not entirely sure, hair doesn’t seem crazy enough…
/poker nerd
In almost any marching band, Trombones and Drum Line are the two sections with the biggest ratio of hellraisers, troublemakers, and future cirrhosis patients.
Mother Bleeping Piece of fracking dip plucking cow poop,
This UF UT game is going to be a foul a possession for the last 8 minutes
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Would you say it was auburn scored a tsunami of points?
too soon? (now that I have you attention)
People can also text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation to help those affected by the earthquake in Japan and tsunami throughout the Pacific.
srsly donate plz
and texas sucks
unless they donate
by SgtHatr3d on Mar 11, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I know just thought I post again to let u know if
I was bot or not
And dont forget Japan loves US football more than any other country, lest we forget the notre dame bowl in japan, and the japan US world championship game. ( we won by 3 in a monsoon)
by SgtHatr3d on Mar 11, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
REC'D
because I was at the Notre Dame vs. Japan All Stars game.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Related
A friend of mine had to walk home 5 hours last night to his home in Tokyo from his office in Yokohama. Thankfully he and his wife are okay, but the news just gets worse. His brother in law is a reporter, and wrote about texting back and forth through the night. If interested, here.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, craziness...
it’s amazing how all of these gadgets can help so much in instances of tragedy…
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
yeah bra
I have a bunch of friends in japan that are in the military, thank jebus for facebook otherwise I (and others) woulda been in the dark on thier status (no pun intended)
We just moved from there in December
Spent 7 years in Japan, military here. Been all over. I’m really hoping the LNO buddy of mine in Sendai is okay. And Thank God for Facebook.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I was a AWAC'er
actually volunteered for kadena 4 years ago, didnt get it and was fairly upset about it.
not so much today
Well, if you find some,
uh, let me know.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 12, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Aaaand, green
In almost any marching band, Trombones and Drum Line are the two sections with the biggest ratio of hellraisers, troublemakers, and future cirrhosis patients.
Accepts the Paypal?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
In all seriousness
I spoke with my grandfather today before I went into the office. He’s a WWII vet and an ex Navy man. He said, “Japan has some bad weather and I’m supposed to forget about Pearl Harbor? Fuck Japan.”
I didn’t know what to say.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
by KWashburn on Mar 11, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is my elder family as well.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
My grandfather wouldn't buy a Honda for that reason...
never mind that the damn thing was built in Marysville, OH
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
SMH
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
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Give me a FUCK CLEMSON and I'll click.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
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How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Hell I probably did his taxes
/Do volunteer income tax assistance
//Means I do a shitload of foreign students returns
///LOTS of oriental flavor
The list is long, but distinguished.
WU XU
MAKE IT GREEN DO IT NOW.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
DONE AND DONE
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
If it didn't require giving them credit card information...
I’d suggest madeshopping.net would make for an excellent secret santa theme
NO ONE CAN DAUT THE HAAHHT OF THE UCAWN FIGHTIN' HUSKIES
I SHALL CALL THEM “THE BASKETBAWL WELKAHS.” FACK YOU YOU FACKIN’ QUEEAHS WIDT YAWH ESS SEE SEE BASKETBAWL THAT IS INFERIOR IN EVERY WAY TO THE BASKETBAWL WELKAH NATION.
by BelmontVol on Mar 11, 2011 9:24 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Kemba Walker's thoughts:
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He was 8-22 against Pitt
Yet considered a hero. Fuck him.
by ElRocco337 on Mar 11, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
recd for grit
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Tonight's bad alcohol mixing award goes to me
My steak tacos marinated in tequila, and were consumed with a cabernet sauvignon at supper, followed by a growler of hoppy beer, finished with ALL THE MELON BALLS
The list is long, but distinguished.
So...
what’s next?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Umm, not many options besides cooking liquids unless I go a-shoppin
Vanilla extract? ALL THE VAINLLA EXTRACTS
gross
The list is long, but distinguished.
go shopping now.
needz moar rum
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Don't think so unfortunately
By “next” I thought you meant switching drinks, which I cannot do. I can, however, guzzle lots more pinot and melon balls or just go straight for teh vodka toniczzzzzz
The list is long, but distinguished.
more pinot then!
Meant more like you seemed on a roll and you were out of the aforementioned.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah that was my bad
Can’t get too hammered, though, as I have to be up at 6am tomorrow, drive to South Carolina, and go backpacking for 4 days. I can deal with starting that hungover; however, I really don’t want to accidentally forget to pack something important (water filter water filter water filter) tonight.
The list is long, but distinguished.
oh yeah. Good call.
I have to be up at 7. I have an all day volleyball tourney. I would like to not underperform.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
about a week ago at the bar
somebody ordered a drink made from JD, soco, everclear, and jagermeister. i shit you not. maybe you should try that
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Mar 11, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
My liver just shut down from reading that.
by ElRocco337 on Mar 11, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My liver just left my body shaking its head at me.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A more effective defense mechanism.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ouch...
reminds me of people drinking a “Four Horsemen”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
People fed me three wise men for my 21st
After a snowstorm. I slipped, then slid down an iced driveway. A car parked at the bottom stopped me. I hit my head. I laughed. People thought I had broken something. It was hard as fuck to get up that driveway after.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
That Jager, Schlager, & Rumple?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Jose, Jack, Jim.
They didn’t have johnnie.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
I recommend the Man Shot of tequila.
Trust me.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Any relation to a "Stunt man"?
Regular tequila shot, snort the salt, squeeze the lime juice in your eye, take the tequila shot.
I did one of those on my 21st birthday, it’s the last drink I remember, though not the last drink I took, as my puke was colorful that night, and I didn’t drink anything pink or blue or purple before that one.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
That's the one.
Not that I’ve ever done it on a paltry bet or anything like that.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
it works better
if you don’t use salt.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
ala chevy chase in caddyshack.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
NO MOAR TEQUILA
like that. Will drink Miss Anthropologal’s tequila anytime though.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed....strawberry infused tequila sounds AWESOME
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
19 MOAR DAYSSSSS
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 12, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Accepts the Paypals?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Cash only
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 12, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
I have to report I drank some today
after being followed home by a loser and freaking out – the tequila is delish and I called a friend in my hood, she spotted him and followed him, we found out where he works and I think I found his FB page so tomorrow I am having a little chat with my Federale neighbor to see if we can put the douchebag on notice.
Now I want MOAR tequila! It really is good after 3 days! I’m sure there will be some left in 3 weeks so I can compare…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 13, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The bartender apparently knew I was doing that one before I did...
since he had a cup with saline for my contact ready when I walked in with my friends
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Ever has a Faceplant?
-Go outside when weather is <freezing
-Take doubleshot of tequila WHAM BUCKET FULL OF ICE WATER RIGHT TO THE FACE
Of course, you don’t know the latter part is coming. Thank you, pledging.
The list is long, but distinguished.
There was one really bad one...
that never really had a name, but was always on the house for whenever they needed to chase someone off after last call…
It was pretty much whatever was left on the mixing mat at the end of the night, with towel squeezings if needed
We had that one too...
“The Dishrag” is what we called it
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
"Gorilla Tongue"
or “Mat Shot”. Because you only let friends do Cement Mixers.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
I have a friend who always asks for shots
I buy a shot for myself and a mat shot for him. DOn’t ask for me to by you anything dickwad
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 12, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
A friend's birthday went horribly, horribly wrong
after a mat shot followed by a shot of rail gin with a rag twist. I didn’t know vomit came in that color or at that speed.
So If you had a drink of
Kahlua
Ketel One
Khurki XXX
WOuld that be called a Clansman?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
No.
A Clemson.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Why would you fuck a drink?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I loved this comment.
You are a thief of joy.
by videoartistknoxharrington on Mar 15, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah.
I had a cup of the thing I described on my 21st. Pressure-washed the bar with vomit. But my breath was minty fresh.
Screaming Nazi, maybe?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds right, actually.
We used to do AOT shots. Apple Pucker, Triple Sec, Tequila (top to bottom). Sororities are fucked up.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
There's some argument in my circle about the offical name, weither a Screaming Nazi or a Liquid Cocaine
but I like it with Goldschlager, Rumple, and Jaeger.
In my experience
a Liquid Cocaine is equal parts Goldschlager, Jaeger, and 151.
For what it’s worth, Tommy Zbikowski agrees with me.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Jackson 5
Horrible.
Jack, Johnny, Jim, Jose, and Jaeger.
THIS BUSINESS WILL NOT END WELL.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Ew. Yucky.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 12, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
I have hit an age and an intestinal status where stunt drinking leads to...suffering
Whiskey on the rocks and damn any co-ed who says something like “You remind me of my grandad”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
as long as you don't drink manhattans.
hehe.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 12, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
I did...but had to switch to straight whiskey
because I was drinking in places where whiskey + ice was about the only thing they couldn’t screw up. =(
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
that's sad.
I sorry.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 12, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
It forced me to be a better mixologist
and to seek out more grown-up drinking options. And also to quit smoking a pipe in public. (self-eyeroll)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Mar 12, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
lulz fuck you, Terps.
/puts Dukie side away.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions
Accidental remote fail -> me recording Big West Basketball Tournament
Damn you insight.
Anyone else staying up for these games?
The list is long, but distinguished.
I'll do it.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, I'm still in the waiting room.
PLZ TO MOAR BEER.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yes you may.
I will stay up too. I have no life.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be around- who are we rooting for/against?
My allegiances in bounceyball are very much up for sale, after the Buckeyes
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Mine too.
But I will root for ND thisonetime because of ACS and Kelly’s Gyros.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Once you start down the dark path
forever will it dominate your destiny.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No!
I will deny you like I deny my grandmother my going to church.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
No, no, NO!
Your line is, “Is the dark side more powerful?”
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 11, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hold huge grudges against ND, because I didn't get in and a classmate with connections did, despite me having a better resume in every other way...
I’m Irish and Polish, and I hold grudges. However, I will stifle that for y’all tonight
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I have to hold my nose and root for Louisville
My Pittsburgh roots require me to hope ND falls flat on their faces. Officially though I hope a meteor hits MSG.
Yeah, but if ol' Ricky looked your way I bet you melt honey.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Rooting for ND because Louisville is Louisville and I hate Indiana
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 11, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure if non-Kentuckians appreaciate, but I'll rec ya
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I don't get it, but hell, it must make some sense...
also, if I’m staying up all night, I’m switching to beer, so that I can still type later
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Louisville is located on the Ohio River which makes the KY/Indiana border
Culturally, the city as a whole (except for the Derby) has much more in common with Indiana. Fearless Leader believes Indiana is the worst state in the union; I wouldn’t go that far but it’s not far off.
Anyway, everyone from Kentucky hates Louisville because of that. “Louisville is the 2nd biggest city in Indiana” and related comments are common.
The list is long, but distinguished.
Ahhh, we do the same thing with Cincy and y'all...
“Cincitucky” is a fairly common nickname
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Yeah, Kentuckians try to push Northern Kentucky off on Ohio for the same reason
Poor broski, everyone hates Cincinnati
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 11, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yup, cause the Nasti is Nasty
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
GOOD LORD
HIGH OF 67 ON THURSDAY.
I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU ALL THAT IF I KEPT DRINKING SPRING BEERS SPRING WOULD COME AND I WAS RIGHT.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions
Brrr
Sounds chilly
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
This.
I woke up to 37 this morning. Left work, it was 77.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
You know how when you see an animal in it's death throes on the Discovery Channel,
and you have that moment of sympathy, even if it is nature’s way. Well, watching UT die I’m not having that feeling. I HAZ HAPPY.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Hey look...
Tennessee’s involved in a sporting event and there are timekeeping issues
by Caban on Mar 11, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BRUCE PEARL
What the FUCKING FUCK was your halftime speech? OH IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR HALFTIME SPEECH WAS. YOU ARE A WASTE OF PRECIOUS AIR YOU CHEATING MOTHERFUCKER YOU. AT LEAST WHEN THE OTHER SEC SCHOOLS CHEAT, THEY WIN SHIT! YOU MALODOROUS PERVERT WITH YOUR WIFE WHO’S YOUNGER THAN ME AND YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR CONTRACT AND YOUR LAKE HOUSE AND
(pauses)
(Remembers our last coach was this guy:
You know what, Bruce? You’re alright. You want me to get you a beer? How about a BJ from a Tri Delt? I know you like those.
(Rubs Bruce’s stomach.)
That’s a good boy. Who’s a good basketball coach? YOU ARE!
by BelmontVol on Mar 11, 2011 9:44 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
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http://www.umvarsityblue.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/amaker1.jpg
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
reply fail
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for malodorous pervert.
The Argument Clinic is one of my favorites.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I guess he's not "toffee nosed," though
We all know there’s only one man who deserves that…
/ToffeeIsCloseToTaffy
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 12, 2011 3:43 AM EST up reply actions
Jimmer has 31, by the way.
In the first half.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions
Correction: 33.
With 46 seconds to go.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Normally when Mormons score this much they get kicked out of school.
Although, for some inexplicable reason, I cheer for BYU football.
Fuck that guy man.
I don’t know why. I just don’t why, I just don’t like him.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
It's the Mormon.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Compare to the Big Ten quarterfinal ongoing.
There were 36 points in the first half. Total. For both teams.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Louisville going with the blackout
because we all know how well that works.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:49 PM EST reply actions
Hey, blackouts can be lots of fun, from what I don't remember...
oh, wait, you were talking about the uniforms- nevermind.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
RAEG DRANKIN in preparation of this game is complete.
now i have to watch Mike Slive blather on about pretty much nothing. GOTDAMMIT I KNOW THIS WILL NOT END WELL.
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
sir, you are welcome on the bandwagon of letdown.
to quote a MSUs message board: “Abandon all hope, ye who cheer for the Maroon and White”
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
hey, i'm not in Hawaii
plus, there aint no one in arms reach. so… no punchin, i promise.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Clinton and Pitino in same building,
I can only imagine their conversations.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
If Brian Kelly is still at the Garden, he just has one quick question:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHUTDOWN SHIT!? NEWT!? YOU LET SOME ASSWAFFLE NAMED NEWT SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT, YOU PANTYWAIST!?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Clinton instructed Pitino
on the finer points of pulling out.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
SLICK WILLIE IN THE HOUSE.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 9:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Bubba for FIFA president.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
OH GOD YES PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
At least he’d have the good sense not to promote the idea of having the World Cup in a country with no alcohol or floozies. In January.
Plus: Bitches.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
I've always thought bitches were just understood with Clinton
Like his name would appear: Bill Clinton (bitches)
I think that man could have any woman he wanted here in Kosovo
And believe me, there are some DEFINITE young hotties all around this country that are more than worth having.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 12, 2011 3:45 AM EST up reply actions
Richard Nixon's head in a jar for FIFA president.
That would cut the corruption in half.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Mar 11, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Put down your crack pipes and beer bongs and pay attention!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Haroooooooooo
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
by TheAVA on Mar 11, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Haro?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Long time lurker, first time commenter
Hey
Love the site. Comments are great and I have been visiting it for at least a year now. BIG FAN.
I plan on visiting Florida for a month or so in May with a couple friends. We are all in our mid twenties. Just wondering if you guys had any suggestions for good places to visit. Not looking for a chachi spot like Miami. Just a good place to booze and meet people of a similar age.
Thanks.
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Sandestin in the panhandle
if you are looking for a chill time. (little pricey, though)
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks for the suggestion. Looking into it now.
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
also, look up Seaside (a little more pricey)
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
What price range is realistic for a 2 bedroom condo near the ocean?
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
seaside is more along the lines of getting a house
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Just realized ive been to seaside
Isn’t that where the Truman Show was filmed?
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
hmm
could be. i have dont know, honestly.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
wow
“i have dont know, honestly”
/drinks more
#drunj
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Don’t try to pick up girls there. If you do, ChrisHansen will appear. There are some good lookiing moms around though.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 12, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
You forgot
Fuck Clemson.
And welcome.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 11, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Doin' the Lord's work, Rev.
But you knew that.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
My SEC allegiances lie with the Gamecocks.
Not sure where they rank in the hierarchy on this site. I figure the Spurrier factor should put them in the good graces of most of the commentariat.
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
WELCOME, BROTHER.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
forgive my ignorance, why the clemson hate?
I only got into college football about 3-4 years ago.
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
In the words of our esteemed Miss Holly:
“Because fuck Clemson, that’s why.”
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 11, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I PLUCKETH THE LAW FROM THE AETHER
of mine ass.
FUCK CLEMSON.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
hell, i'll finally do it, too
FUCK CLEMSON
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The meme started during Hate Week, I think
The SC fans here made a point of saying “Fuck Clemson” early often and it caught on.
by ElRocco337 on Mar 11, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because fuck Clemson, that's why.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
How do I reconcile
My newfound hate from Clemson with the fact that the Bills have CJ Spiller.
What is a poor Canadian to do about THAT dilemma?
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet
I am from Toronto. Hope Buffalo keeps the Bills. It would be a travesty if TO snatches em.
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Appreciate the encouragement.
The comments on this site have done wonders for my taste in bourbon.
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Rowan's Creek. Willet.
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 12, 2011 5:06 AM EST up reply actions
Wait
Have you been to a football game before? Is this some kind of social science experiment?
The list is long, but distinguished.
Several.
From Toronto so I’ve been to many Bills games (in Buff of course).
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
So the answer is "no."
If you come down in April you could catch the Spring game at FSU or UF. Not really the same, but still fun.
MYRTLE BEACH MYRTLE BEACH MYRTLE BEACH
I KNOW IT’S NOT IN FLORIDA BUT I DON’T CARE MYRTLE BEACH.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/watch for falling rocks
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Goddammit.
I will extricate you from the Orlando of South Carolina and we shall carouse in Charleston/Columbia/Greenville.
I just ask you to please not burn them down afterward, as you are wont to do. Still a wee bit salty about the last time that happened.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
I was this close to going to Charleston Law School just because of how nice the city looked.
Fortunately, I did a little research on the school and realized I should just stay in Canada and save the 20k difference in tuition.
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
May?
make the sacrifice and drive down to Key West after flying in to FLL or MIA. It’ll be worth it for what it sounds like youre looking for.
If you have other things in mind besides just getting sloshed, there are others but KW is best.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Key West was definitely in my top 5.
I was also considering St Petes. Used to go to Madeira beach every summer with my family so I am relatively familiar with the region.
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
actually
you’d be fine in St. Pete. Several bars & clubs and beach parties. If that ends up being your choice come back and ask – I’ll give you a half dozen places to go
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet.
Thanks a lot. Really appreciate the help.
by Canadian_fan on Mar 11, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
OH FUCK YOU RIGHT iN THE EAr FSN Oh-Hai-Oh
Put on the Goddamn Pac-10 bouncyballs you sumbitches!!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions
This game is OVAH,
ND cutting through UofL like warm buttah, Pitino is spending more time scouting the stands for post game hook-up, every loose ball is going to ND, crowd sounds asleep, FUCK.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Watching AC360.
Had to reconnect with reality for a minute. This nuclear power plant situation is not good.
I think we know how this ends
too soon?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Mar 11, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nah Man, you're good
Greyshirted and I were cracking Gamera, Ultraman, and Mecha-Godzilla jokes 6 hours ago
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks. I needed that.
A college girlfriend lives with her husband over there. We’ve not heard anything from them even though we know they’re OK.
I got an email from my cousin this afternoon letting me know he was ok (Stationed at Yokosuka)
Besides, Comedy is how we understand tragedy. Especially the kind that is Act-O-Gawd style
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
The good news is they all shut down.
So they’re not producing anywhere near as much heat as they otherwise would. But they’re not cooling down either.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This.
If the reactors were still online, they’d be in a world of trouble. Shut down, they’re at least being moderated. They’ve said that the core hasn’t been exposed, which is a relief. Assuming no serious structural damage, the reactor vessels are built to contain the radiation. So far everything has worked out incredibly well, everything considered.
by purwho on Mar 11, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah nuclear eng nerd!!
Also, I remember all this too. I always thought that nukeE was the most interesting stuff.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
ZOMBWTFBBQ CHERNOBYL
that what youve been dealin with, bud?
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
LOL @ Everyone immediately jumping to Cherby
it’ll be TMI at worst.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. Coworkers of my sister were wondering what happened if there was a radioactive release.
I don’t know the wind patterns for fallout to travel, but I doubt we’d get it unless it was a serious fucking plume.
if wind patterns hold like they normally do over there
most of the fallout would be out over the pacific. (if i remember those damn meteorlogy classes right)
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
And thus
Godzilla.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
haha!
fair enuff, sir!
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Good fucking Lord.
Chernobyl didn’t even fuck up anything more than about 300, 400 miles away. That’s not even possible.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Google imaged Radioactive feral pigs to see what came up
found an article that included “Radioactive wild pigs attacked a wheelchair bound man in a Berlin Park on July 20, 2010” and this charming blurb:
The meat of wild pigs in the Bayerischer Wald region of Germany, near the Czech border, contains over 10-times the safe level of radiation, nearly a quarter-century after the Chernobyl nuclear accident.
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 12, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Screw Godzilla
We need movies with 200 foot tall radioactive pigs destroying Hannover. In other words: MOAR BOAR
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 12, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sure.
I have days like that when it involves concrete, rocks, some water, and asphalt doing things people aren’t used to.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Civil Engineering Makes life Civil
And we thank you ;)
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
My Aero Eng friend calls you guys
“target builders”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
If there was nothing blow up,
there would be nothing that goes boom anymore.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
"With today's bombing run, we've turned the craters from yesterdays bombing run into bigger craters...
and moved the major pile of rubble from here to there."
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had a huge nerd moment with my dad today...
he was listening to Pandora while asking “what real-life applications does the math you’re doing have?”
It was lots of fun telling him exactly how Pandora was selecting his next song
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
very, very nice!
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
It would be a local release, similar to TMI, right?
But people think “Chernobyl” every time there’s a problem with a reactor.
Would it even be TMI level?
I mean, assuming the redundant systems do their job anyway.
This is why Thorium Salt reactors will end up being the way to go. Well, maybe
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know enough about nuclear power to say...
Were it a nuclear weapon, however, I’d be all over it. But yes, it seems like a “minor” accident-not that any release of radioactive material is minor-and it could have been much worse.
TMI is worst case
they’re working to contain and the conditions that allowed TMI to escalate are differernt than current situation
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
That was my understanding
The plant in question uses a different type of containment system to boot right? Besides, their is a rather large difference between “Radiation” and “radioactive material”
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
right
I may be mistaken but I dont think the Cherby type of containment system is used anywhere any more.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Cherby type of containment after disaster?
piles and piles of sand.
/takethecheapestoption
//i dont think they did anything though
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Chernobyl "containment"...
was a Soviet-built factory. Pre-accident there was no real containment outside of a pressure vessel.
shiiiiiiiiiiit
There was a collapse of a building onsite at the Fukushima plant – it wasn’t in the reactor building but still going to freak people the fuck out. They were having issues cooling the core and started flooding it with seawater
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 12, 2011 8:31 AM EST up reply actions
As long as there's no damage to the reactor vessel, they're golden.
And still haven’t heard of any hydrogen gas bubbles in the containment, so there isn’t the threat of a hydrogen explosion in the containment, which is one of the biggest fears in spreading radiation outside of the reactor vessel. This has been an interesting exercise to watch.
I don't understand why the governent always denies that something bad is happening...
… when you can see the damn reactor building blowing the f**k up, and it’s being beamed all across the world.
Meanwhile, for those who are heeding their government’s decrees and remaining within 50 miles of the nuclear reactor that has at least partially lost containment, I submit the following:
by vineyarddawg on Mar 12, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It was a pump building, not the reactor.
Please get facts straight. As of right now there’s been a controlled release of steam to relieve pressure throughout the plant. 8x normal radiation dose at the fence posts of the facility is about the same dose rate you get flying on a transcontinental flight. Japan has been going by the book in their protocol and has avoided incredible disaster at this point with their work.
/Sorry, can’t make light of my field when fear mongering is around.
by purwho on Mar 12, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm afraid
you do not have much of a future in cable news, my friend.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
That's a compliment.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 12, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
It doesn't help when they bring in anti-nuclear groups...
a bunch of NIMBYs with no education talking about how horrible nuclear power is. I’m sorry, those assholes don’t know how a nuclear power plant even works… how are they an expert?
by purwho on Mar 12, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's "nuke-you-lar" to you.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Well, in any case,
Isaac Asimov has whiffed once again on his predictions for the future of humanity.
And I really thought he was onto something with the whole chain smoking inside interstellar battle cruisers thing.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Idiots will always bash nuke-you-lar power.
In all fairness, though, it would be better if they hired more competent employees:
(Sorry, I know you’re being serious, purwho. I can’t help it… it’s in my nature.)
by vineyarddawg on Mar 12, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cosigned
I’m no expert either, but I’m dangerous with the 0.1% I know.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 12, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
I know a bit about engineering, geology, and material sciences...
My one question to anyone espousing ‘build more nuclear plants’ is the same question I have been asking since the 1970s.
What are you going to do with the waste products?
/stillwaitingforananswer
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 12, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Still waiting for politicians...
to not block our ideas for waste repositories and pass an energy plan like every other first world nation.
/Waves at Yucca Mountain.
I was never really sold on Yucca Mountain.
Sure, it’s an atractive alternative for the first few thousand years. And is much better than leaving pools of spent rods laying around all over the country. But, long term, I’m not so sure the middle of the Basin and Range physiographic province is the best place for a nuke storage facility.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 12, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
As I said a little above this...
I would certainly hope at some point we’d close the fuel cycle (within a few thousand years, God-willing). At that point, on-site storage wouldn’t be a problem, as facilities already have the means to store waste.
The problem with coming up with a geological repository is coming up with a spot that works, and that the people in the area won’t raise a shitstorm about. I doubt we’ll ever be able to get that kind of support.
I'll just put this here...
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
WIPP handles transuranics from national labs.
It wouldn’t be nearly large enough to take in the waste generated by the commercial industry.
What about this?
I’m merely curious. The places are fairly close to home…
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
That's a new one to me.
Private corporation disposing of Low Level Radioactive Waste (LLRW). LLRW is usually classified as anything that comes in contact with radioactivity or anything that contains small amounts of radioactive material. Usually includes activated metals (nickel, strontium, cobalt). Very low emissions, you usually won’t even have to bury it.
What is, "Ann Arbor's raison d'être," Alex?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I will always rec that
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I find it kinda ironic
that someone with ties to WV, a land that has been raped by mountain top excavation for coal mining, would find sending all the spent fuel out to a giant hole in an unpopulated desert offensive.
No personal offense intended, of course.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 12, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Giant hole in Nevada is not as geologically stable...
nor as isolated from ground-water contact as I’d like to see in an long-term nuclear storage facility. I’d prefer somewhere inside the remains of the Laurentian craton; however, that’s a pretty populated ares of the American midwest.
BTW – Picked up a bottle of Booker’s yesterday and WOWOMGWTFBBQ. 127.4 proof with all kinds of tasties left in the liquor because it’s un-filtered. Damn, the congeners; full speed ahead!
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 12, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'll agree its definitely not a perfect solution
and I’ll defer to purwho on spent fuel and the fuel cycle. But I think given the alternative, nuke is the right sacrifice to make. Nuclear power is emission-free, baseload, stable, cheap and abundant.
“Cheap” is of course relative; the upfront costs are huge but parallel that of solar currently (around $5,000/kw). ALthough with solar you face multiple challenges: hard to do utility-scale size projects, sun is intermittent, locationally-driven, best areas are not near population centers, etc.
Nuke is round-the-clock baseload power and only locationally restricted by water sources for cooling.
The best answer, of course, is a balanced approach and to use natural gas as a bridge fuel for transport until we ramp up the electric system. But thats just not politically exciting enough, I guess.
Oh, and Bookers = now on the list. Had no idea it was so potent; thats pushing the limits of strong scotch.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 12, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
I had a few reports...
that discussed the possible locations for the repository. One was an old salt mine in Kansas if I remember right. Basically the only reason Yucca won out was political support at the time. Can’t currently find them, had the class in waste management a year ago.
Bookers is delightful.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I understand the desire to correct misinformation...
… and I also hope that the problem turns out to be as relatively minor as it seems to be right at the present moment.
If I lived anywhere near that area, though, I would be hightailing it out of town. Can’t ever be too careful.
by vineyarddawg on Mar 12, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
No argument there.
If things go bad, they’ll probably do so without too much warning. But from what I’ve been able to find (and trying to read between the lines on the sensationalist spin in some articles), it sounds like at this point the potential for shit to hit the fan hasn’t become reality yet (thank your deity of choice, and the workers who are doing their damnedest to get those cores cooled off, and the professional paranoids who designed these things to withstand an attack by Godzilla and shut down as gracefully as possible if the Nth backup system fails).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I can't say this guy has no biases
but this article is at least fair, thru my eyes. Its a few years old so doesn’t apply to the current situation but its something I send to folks who are curious and/or saying dumb stuff about nukes.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 12, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah... it's a little old... just skimmed through it quick.
think more along 2025-2030 for ITER, and Yucca Moutnain’s dead.
It's definitely a rough situation out there. On the plus side...
all of these evacuations are precautionary. The expansion of the zones have been proactive in the safety of the citizens near the plants in question. At this point, we need to be going with “worst-case scenario” procedures. If they give you an iodine pill, take it. Seawater flooding of the reactors is not ideal because of its corrosive properties, but at this point they were running out of options. Really, this is proving to be an incredible case study for what can happen when everything goes wrong.
It's unreal how stupid some of these journalists are.
Phrases like “radioactive temperatures” make my head want to explode. It’s going to take us a while to undo the damage these morons are doing.
/Ignorance is a pet peeve.
//Especially regarding my chosen career field.
I was discussing this with my dad on the phone last night. Apparently some talking head (theoretically an ‘expert’) commented on a 5000 degree (no mention of the scale, of course) fuel rod. They need to get me some of that shit so I can use it for shuttle wing leading edges, because goddamn.
Hydrogen explosion in a nuclear plant != "nuclear blast"
RAEG
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Being half-asleep watching the news...
I heard the words “hydrogen explosion” and “reactor”. I jumped out of bed, saw it was just the pump room, and went back to sleep.
Woke up this morning to an alert on my phone.
Almost had a heart attack. Then actually got to my computer, read the article, and proceeded to RAEG.
Don't look now... on the front page of cnn.com
“3 test positive for radiation”. That’s seriously the headline. Of course, there’s no mention of them in the story it’s linked to, or their dose.
Let's recap.
- A magnitude 8.9 earthquake hit directly below a region with 11 nuclear reactors.
- A tsunami follows.
- Numerous aftershocks, on the order of magnitude 6.8, hit the SAME SPOT.
- All 11 reactors shut down safely, and a few have cooling issues. Containments are not breached.
- A nuclear plant on the other side of the country is hit directly with a magnitude 6.6 earthquake and continues normal operation.
- 3 people are exposed to trace radiation ZOMGWTF IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD.
by Big Grizz on Mar 12, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BØRK BØRK BØRK!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'm praying a NucE swings by and reads this.
MSNBC is spouting some of the most foul garbage I’ve ever heard in my life. Cesium is apparently now a fissile material, and they’re adding water to the melting core to prevent it from going critical. Update your educations accordingly, because all those years of schooling were wrong.
Cesium as a fissile material??
Radioactive =/= fissile material, morons writing terrible articles
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Apparently the Emergency Cooling System Isn't working
Very much going to end up a TMI-type of deal apparently
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
They are quite possibly dealing with more FAIL than TMI.
If they can prevent catastrophe out of this (flooding the core ought to help, but then you have to deal with seawater corrosion), then these actions ought to be listed in a handbook for “how to save your ass”. With how much the chips are stacked against them, they are doing a phenomenal job.
Regardless, the reactor is done for.
Just a matter now of flushing it with coolant until temperatures fall. An ending similar to TMI’s would be nice to see.
I assume you mean 1980 Jane Fonda wearing less...
’cause not even I would want to see 2011 Jane all nekkid.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 12, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, you guys have never seen "Barbarella"?
La Fonda has already done what you’re thinking of, and Mtneer_in_SC should remember it.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 14, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Shit.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 14, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
did you just have a stroke?
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 14, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Interesting sentence
Still working on the tequila?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 14, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
But no. I woke up early and SUPPOSEDLY had to be coherent early. It was all for naught. Now, no coherency for anyone.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 14, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
in related news though
I’ve got a catchy new sig line….
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 14, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
You're welcome.
What I really meant was that my parents had me when my mom was in her mid-30s. Which even back in 81 was considered “late” in life. So I grew up with all things awesome that she loved. So I knew the movie, and I know other references that maybe some people my age would not get.
/Ishouldgobacktobed
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Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 14, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
'eer, of course I remember Barbarella
and the sex scenes with Jon Voight in “Coming Home”. Although, I seem to remember some chatter about them using a body double for Jane in those scenes.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 14, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
where are you getting your updates?
I’m monitoring this site, its best i’ve found so far besides usual news sources.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
thx
any sources help. worried we may not be hearing the full extent until monday. this a situation where normally blogs, etc may have more to say but i think we have to make due with official statements for now.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Maroon White Fight Fight Fight!
Wooooo. you damn right!
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:11 PM EST reply actions
THAT'S BETTER DAMMIT!
Bear Down Arizona
Bear Down Red and Blue
Go! Go! Wildcats go!
Arizona Bear Down
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:14 PM EST reply actions
I WILL SHOVE YOU INTO A FIRE
just as soon as ASU’s basketball season is over OH LOOK HOW CONVENIENT
Seriously though, I’m glad things are back to their natural order- you take hoops, we get football. Being the basketball school just felt icky.
We got Sunshine and Criner coming back next year.
You may wanna’ consider drinking lots.
Oh, and while I’m at it, congratulations on your pending nuptials Brocephus
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
You also lose your entire o-line.
It doesn’t matter how good you qb is if he’s on his back the entire game.
Co-signed,
Rudy Carpenter
p.s.- We also return nine starters on D and 10 on O.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit Scott Martin!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Haha- I was just amazed he could do that.
Also “Penn State and Wisconsin have elected to play with a giant beach ball that won’t fit into the basket”….nice
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Did not know he had transferred out of nothingness...
more apologies
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
THIS TEAM IS BETTA WITHOUT RETARDO
/swanlake’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions
Jimmer: 33 points in first half.
Wisconsin and Penn State: On pace for 33 each in regulation.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
DEE F-ING BOST
run dem dores outta da dome
/drunj
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:19 PM EST reply actions
HE IS TAINTED WITH THE DARK ENERGIES OF THE BOEHEIM.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
PAUL JONES IS GOING TO BE AMAZING
PAUL JONES IS GOING TO BE AMAZING
PAUL JONES IS GOING TO BE AMAZING
PAUL JONES IS GOING TO BE AMAZING
/repeat until belief ensues
I was at the infamous 38-33 game.
Long day at the lab that day, took the bus over to Assembly Hall. Got there at the second media timeout … and it was 4-2.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
JoePa doesn't care for all this showboating and running up of the score
He also wants to know what that clock is for
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
If bouncyball is germane today, so is college hockey, right?
MIAMI UNIVERSITY REDHAWKS 4
Alaska-Fairbanks Space Bears 1
Other CCHA playoff winners tonight include Notre Dame and Michigan.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
And here I was
so happy when UAF led 1-0. Little did I know what was coming. Still, I’ll take the loss if my first team wins.
by Alaska Hokie on Mar 12, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
JOHN RIEK SIGHTING
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions
Here's why ND needs to lose,
they have that fat buzz cut white guy, I hate those guys. Big Country was fun, but all his descendants annoy the hell out of me.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
You know, if I rooted for a different team, I would utterly despise Hansbrough.
But I don’t.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions
This reflects my feelings about, say, Albert Haynesworth
Then the sumbitch got drafted by my NFL team.
hey, if it helps (and i know it doesnt) i hated him most of the time he played @ MSState
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Apropos of nothing, some clown in my apartment complex has decided to set his bass
such that it registers on the fucking Richter scale.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Douchebag neighbors, you say?
I haz a business proposition for you.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
STILL with the neighbors?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
It's a work in progress.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Execute Operation Flaming Bag
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I'm picturing "Strangers on a Train" here...
also, my bitch of a neighbor decided that Saturday morning at 8 AM was the time to ask me if I wanted to reshingle our shared roof. She was not amused when I answered the door with my girlfriend’s lipstick on my chest…
The next week, the roofers started at 8 AM Saturday. Suddenly, the dog and I decided to play a game of “chase the ball of the shared wall of our bedrooms” at midnight that night.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Also
I leave for a few hours and there’s 600+ new comments on a Friday night in the offseason.
Don’t you people have homes?
No, but I have a pool.
And a pond. Pond would be good for you.
by BelmontVol on Mar 11, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Your FACE has a home.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Do you mind, sir?
I’m trying to tee off.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I am pet sitting a cat and two ferrets this weekend- they annoy me, so I'm here to watch the bounceyball
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
never go to Raytown Missouri.
Nothing good happens there.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
I can't speak to Raytown
but avoid Farmington at all costs.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
What's a Raytown?
or a Farmington, for that matter?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Fuck and yes.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know what no one ever tells you,
How FUCKING long it takes for the river to turn once they drop the dye.
You’re sitting there freezing and like “mmm, I think it is turning green over there”
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
To be fair
it’s kind of radioactive aqua-y colored the other 364 days of the year.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be there, I know that for sure.
where? wherever the guinness and jameson flow like a green river.
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 12, 2011 5:10 AM EST up reply actions
JAWS, THIS GUY LIKES TO DRINK AT 8AM
THAT’S WHY WE CALL HIM AN “ALCOHOLIC.”
And on that note, I’m off for the night. Don’t stay up too late, kiddos.
Eff that.
8am drinking is standard. SHIT. They are painting a street green in Rolla, MO in about 5 hours. And those fuckers will stay up until the end of the parade at 10. And they astarted drinking at 8am today!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
What if you just continue drinking until 8?
Then it’s still “Friday night drankin’”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Drunj BouncyBall watching is good times
Gonna’ have to leave before the end to go watch some live music and attempt to have real human interaction with onna’ them lady-type gals
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
It won't happen anyways.
Don’t kid yourself. Live music will still exist after end of game.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
You where right! Missed the opening band but so the hell what
Also had this rather awesome exchange.
Drunk Girl who couldn’t figure out her own cigarette lighter: So what’s Hydro what?
Me: Well, it’s a discipline of Civil Engineering that usually focuses on flood control.
Drunk Girl: Civil Engineering?
Me: Y’know, Roads, Bridges, Tunnels, that sorta’ stuff.
Drunk Girl: Is that like Social Media? Foursquare right?
Me: Uh, completely no, but sure why not.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
And then you got laid.
At least that’s how the story SHOULD end. Or “And then I found $100.”
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 12, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
This all day long.
Except I would have made it a free beer coupon, because let’s face it, finding $100.00 just puts this story too over the top.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
by KWashburn on Mar 12, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Not quite
She had some frat bro helicoptering nearby. I think he woulda’ wanted to fight and she was too damn dumb for me to involve myself.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
damn.
Also, I used to tell guys I was a math teacher. It explained why I could do a tip without a calculator, but wasn’t scary.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 12, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Math teachers are sexy, dammit....
at least, that’s what I keep telling myself
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Are you Danica McKellar?
If so, then yes, you’re sexy, dammit:
If not, I think the commentariat will need some photographic evidence.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I am not Danica McKellar...
However, my mother just bought me her newest book, since I may be teaching lower-level(Pre-Algebra, Algebra I) courses in the near future. She’s actually a very good mathematician.
It did make me laugh, though, as the book calls her “an internationally famous mathematician.” The adjective and noun in that phrase both describe her, but I wouldn’t connect them.
And, since you brought her up, I have an excuse to post this picture:
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Winnie Cooper...
I just turned into a 13 year old boy again…for a moment, anyway.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
OH MY
now where’s that picture of George Sulu?
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 14, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
SEE
I knew marketing analytics would come in handy for picking up chicks! Also, if you don’t want people to steal your stuff, don’t use foursquare.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
THIS^^^
I will never use one of those services. I try not to even update my status as saying I’m somewhere else until after I get back. AND my profile is as closed as I can get it. I’m amazed at the stupid people who leave their profiles open for the world to see, post pictures of every valuable in their home while also providing perfect home layouts, entry/exits, security systems, lock types, etc without realizing it, and THEN blast to the world that they’re going on vacation for a week.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 13, 2011 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions
You'll never go broke betting on the stupidity of the general public.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Mar 13, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Two quotes come to mind on that:
1) Douglas Adams saying that whoever thought they could make something completely fool-proof vastly underestimated the ingenuity of complete fools.
and
2) My S3 (Operations Officer) from my last deployment saying “never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck something up.”
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 14, 2011 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
This
“and
2) My S3 (Operations Officer) from my last deployment saying "never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck something up."”
SO, SO TRUE.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 14, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Up 14 at half
We’ll win tomorrow. Get the #1 seed.
And then lose to a #16 seed.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
@VandyImport
did i not call this???
dammitdammitdammit
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well it's all down to me skipping the game
We are trying to sell my cousin and his wife on moving here from Mobile, so we’re hosting her for grad school interviews. Tonight was “look, North Indian cuisine followed by gelato and prosecco” night, and I didn’t even look in on the score until 2:14 left.
And then spent the next 2:14 doing deals with God, Vishnu, Odin and Xenu to not hex me for checking the score before the end.
Now I have to have lunch with Tom Cruise on Monday. Thanks for nothin’.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Another observation:
When a country-ass acquaintance of yours tells you he’s started brewing his own beer and brings you a satchel of bottles filled with it, take them. He inherently knows what he’s doing.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions
hey, we're brewing our own down here
legal, as long as we dont try to sell it. lotta work & a lotta hit and miss, but when it it works… awesome.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Brewin's all square and legal iffin' ya' don't aim ta sell it.
Distillin’ on the other, well, that’s a sticky thing.
This Apple Jack in my basement is clocking in around 43-44% Likker. It’ll get me where I wanna’ go and it doesn’t take too long getting there
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Man, I could go for some good sippin' shine tonight...
where are ’eer_with_a_beer and MtnEer_in_SC when you need them?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
this'll gitterdone
and none of that going-blind risk. remarkably cheap, too
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
boo this man!
gotta get the real deal.
(no pinecone likker though)
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
aint too many stills
round my parts. I take what I can get, even if its a “disney frontier land” version.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
fair enuff
if ya ever venture this far down I-10, lemme know. might can give ya some take home stuff.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
How far down I-10 are you?
I may be going with Big Jon to New Orleans in the middle of April
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
right before you get to Mobile
i’m a few miles north of the last exit before the Bay
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Well, if'n we go, I may impose on those driving to make a stop.
And I will trade paczki or pierogi, or some such homemade foods for them
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
just to sweeten the deal
guy i get mine from flavors them with berries. blackberry shine is the shizz. it is sweet with less tummy burn.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
OK, that settles it.
If I go, we’re stopping- and I’m directing Big Jon to this convo for the reason why.
I can cook quite a few things, name your price, good sir
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
we'll see what we can work out.
how much time do i have from now till you guys head west? i’ll have to put in an order. $ wont be much of an issue.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
The weekend of April 14th-17th
so, about a month
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
workable
gonna see how many jars i can pry out.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
one day
all of these one-off convos are going to culminate in an edsbs meetup of seismic proportions.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I've done that before. It's a lot of fun
Even more when you don’t care who wins.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Tuesday night MACtion, or general Saturday MACtion
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Gotta be Tuesday night.
Drunk on Tuesday? Fuck yeah.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
#Winning
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
No can haz Saturday MAC-tion after Halloween
(Seriously, the entire league goes weeknights-only for November.)
You’d probably get a better weekend and attendance in October — and southern Ohio is actually quite beautiful for fall foliage — but that would conflict with more people’s home teams.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yeah, you'd almost be better off with a Saturday game-
it’s still very nice in Ohio then, and unbearably hot in many places further south
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
*Derp, I meant "September* game
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Check your email dammit!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Responded!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Good lord, that would be awesome.
Hell, just tonight, I’ve been offered moonshine and a place in a trip to New Orleans for a bachelor party…
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
/waves
Crxxm is enjoying every minute!
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I meant to include that in the original post
The highlights of this thing should be set to “Live to Win”. Wisconsin is 1-16 from 3.
It's the basketball equivalent of 3-2 NEVER FORGET
For the record, Wisconsin averaged just over 41 ppg…
in football.
For reference
Wisconsin averages 68 ppg, on 57.5 possessions. An average of 1.18 points per possession. Against PSU they had 42 possessions, or an average of .79 points per possession.
As SpartanDan points out below, the combination of an incredibly slow pace, and terrible shooting leads to a team scoring less than half its average points per game.
There is no way to spin it into a positive. And now we’ll probably lose to Belmont.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
"B1G Baskeball"
/makes poster
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
My old HS lost its district final tonight
. . . despite scoring almost as many points as Bucky and NU combined.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
http://varsity.limaohio.com/articles/-6319—.html
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
HOLY CRAP DO I NOT CARE
GO STATE! BEAT SPARTY!
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Mar 11, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Question to all my Lent friends-
how soon after midnight should I start eating the leftover ribs from Thursday night?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
That's the logic I'm using tonight...
on Tuesday night, it was “It’s not Wednesday until I wake up Wednesday morning, right?”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Sweet Lord
watching poor John Riek try to get up and down the floor makes my knees hurt.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions
It amazes me how much basketball you folks watch...
I come from the land of the Big 12. I didn’t know where the arena was at Texas Tech for a long time.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
It's a LOOONNNGGG off season Bub
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 11, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
what else is there to do other than drink right now?
At least this gives us a reason for everyone else to believe.
/alsogrewupandstillliveinBig12country
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Believe? Basketball?
I understand these words separately, but together…
Incidentally, anyone have $7 million I can borrow?
by The Missing T on Mar 11, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I just put it on in the background, and drink with y'all people.
Since there ain’t much hockey to be talked about around here
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Irony -
I grew up playing Hockey and Football in Big 12 Country. Mainly the desert.
Plus side of all this – Pat Knight got canned and I’m hoping for Billy Clyde to take over at Tech.
/pleasehappenIwandtodrinkwithhim
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
I lived in North Carolina for a couple years...
the locals were all confused when I asked them to switch one of the TVs to the hockey game…
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
We have a "semi pro" Hockey team in the next town over..
I tried out after highschool and walked on 3rd string, and then left for college.
Dick move.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
I haven't skated in three or four years.
I went with one of my friend’s little brothers to a rink in his hometown- when they found out I could skate backwards, they offered me second line defenseman on the best team in the adult league there
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I just picked up hockey and I cant skate backwards
so yeah your backwards skating would be a fucking huge asset in a noob league.
I grew up in a place where ponds and lakes actually froze over...
it’s a huge benefit, when you’re hanging around in Florida. Unfortunately, I don’t have the cash to get pads that fit, nor the time to drive 90 minutes each way to play with them.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
yeah its a 30 min drive for me to get to a rink
and I got all the gear on hockey giant off size guesses from lacrosse and football, which has surprisingly worked out quite well.
is anyone other than my drunj ass watching the SEC tourney?
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:51 PM EST reply actions
present
not for much longer tho. 2 hrs of sleep last night. must close eyes.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Not in DC
We have the Big East, the ACC (on over-the-air TV), the Pac-10, and the Big XII available right now. But no SEC, B1G, or small-ball conferences without fancy cable/dish deals.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
gotcha.
i was just wondering if my #drunj posts were working/makingsense
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, and in a potentially related note . . .
. . . both Virginia Tech and Free-Shoes U can go die in a fire.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
WALKONS ARE PLAYING
how in the world is Stans keeping us in this??
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions
CBS? I've had it on ESPN because that's what I thought most of y'all were watching,
and because I couldn’t stomach the Penn State/Wisconsin traveshamockery
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
hmm
i dunno what the SEC Network would be for you. wait. you’re in Tally, right? you oughta get both the ACC and SEC networks.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
In Tally, but on DirecTV
can’t get cable in my place- and no, I’ve never heard of that before either.
I’ll do some checking, since this ACC game is borderline blowout
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
i'm watching on the antennae
dtv doesnt give me the local channels either.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
The damn trees get in the way of the rabbit ears here
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I'm getting FSU-VaTech on both Fox and ESPN2
no SEC game, as far as I can tell.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
they need to just call out the vet like they do at the track for downed horses.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Penn State 36, Wisconsin 33.
My eyes. They’re bleeding.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 10:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The worst part
Even though Penn State beat a ranked team, it was so unbelievably ugly that everyone will just count it like they lost. Fucking cool.
Beat Michigan State tomorrow and it'll be fine.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
HA HO I TELL YOU WHAT JAWS
IF YOU WANNA WIN A MUST-WIN GAME
YOU GOTTA HAVE A GAME YOU GOTTA WIN
AND YOU GOTTA WIN IT.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The second half's gonna be great.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Jordan Taylor had 16, Leuer had 10...
Wisconsin had only 3 other scorers, at 3, 2, and 2 points, respectively.
Talor Battle lead Penn State with 9 points, and they won.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Of course this means they're going to shoot eleventy percent tomorrow.
But good God. 36 to fucking 33. I … there are no goddamn words.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Hahaha, WhiteSpeedReceiver on Twitter-
“Penn State and Wisconsin would’ve been higher scoring, if they didn’t use a broomstick to get the ball out the peach basket after every made shot.”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I was at the 38-33 game three years ago.
I did not think it could be topped.
I was wrong.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Sweet Lawrd
i had forgotten that actually happened
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Once again:
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions
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"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
That gets a rec
and I’m stealing it for later
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
What sets it apart is the lyrics on the tear-off tabs.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
That is some serious attention to detail.
And it must be good, if we’re agreeing on it
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Indeed it is. This place reminds me that all schools have reasonable fans.
Now fuck off.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Perfectly reasonable...
9-1, 9-1, 9-1, Desmond Howard is a traitor!
/asyouwere
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Please do.
I’ve been sitting on it awhile myself.
/that’s what she said
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
/stoned and doesn't care
//waits on devidee comment
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
If VT's road unis tonight are what they look like
. . . there are at least five road construction barrels missing from Interstate 81.
(Tech looks awful both sartorially and substantively, but I’ve grown to enjoy Seth Greenberg’s pained whining even more than watching Gary Williams sweat through yet another sport coat.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
DAMMIT AUGUSTUS gets his 3rd foul 15 seconds in
/prophecy
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions
GDMF
this game is going to take years off of my life.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions
Even Pete Carril thinks that game was unacceptably low-scoring.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
There is only one thing worse than winning a game like that.
Thanks for inflicting it on Wisconsin.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Hey!
Dick Bennett thought that was some damn fine basketball.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The 2000 Final Four
I’m not certain if this is apocryphal or not, but supposedly at halftime of the MSU-Wisconsin semifinal, someone asked Jud Heathcote what he thought of the game so far. His immediate reply: “First to 40 wins.”
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by SpartanDan on Mar 11, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We've got "Fuck Clemson", and "Who Hates Iowa?"
What can we throw onto Wisconsin? I feel as though too many have kinship there, due to cheese curds and fried foods and their professional drinking, but dammit, they get under my skin
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 11, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I wish I could get on board with that...
however, I’m also an LFC supporter, so that always gets turned around in my head.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I never thought a 3 point loss would be a worse fate than my team suffered yesterday.
Wisconsin’s loss yesterday proves otherwise.
hmm.
Let’s consult the literature (by which I mean wikipedia). 33 (number) Seems like it’s missing an entry.
You expect me to be surprised or upset that a Wisconsin basketball team is offensively challenged
That’s been the base state of the program for a long time. I’ll take ending two separate undefeated seasons by the Buckeyes in exchange for one really bad game any day of the week.
As a side note, I have no idea why I’m watching this, but during the Stony Brook – Boston U game on ESPN2 they cut to a shot of the BU hockey players standing in the tunnel watching, because they have a game later tonight. Mike Kelley, former Wisconsin PG, said that hockey players are the toughest guys on campus and that even the football players don’t mess with them. Beth Mowins then said, “Lacrosse Players are pretty tough too, they wear even less pads than hockey players” and was met with a bout 30 seconds of awkward silence. I really wish they had cut to Mike so I could see him staring at her like Tommy Lee Jones looking over his paper.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Seriously?
I mean, there’s only the tiny difference that body-slamming someone against the wall in front of the stands is frowned upon in lacrosse and highly encouraged in hockey.
You do NOT fuck with a hockey player.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
33 points isn’t “offensively challenged”. That’s “I am starting to feel embarrassed for the players on the court”.
by Erik T on Mar 12, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The funny thing is
the offenses were merely bad, not abominable. The combination of bad offense and the slowest-paced game (in terms of number of possessions) in at least 12 years is what turned it into the basketball equivalent of 3-2. (For comparison’s sake, an average game has about 67 possessions; Wisconsin has the slowest average in D1 at 57.5; this one had 42.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yeah, it was awful, but it was ultimately a meaningless game, I'm not too broken up about it
So Wisconsin goes from a 4 seed to a 5. Not a big deal at all. If it means Penn State gets into the tournament good for them
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Yeah, it's more than this season, though...
Wisconsin’s been a thorn in OSU’s side for all of the Tressel and Matta years. And Bo Ryan annoys the crap out of me at all times
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
"DEAL WITH IT"
probably the most annoying thing he’s said in the past few years. F that guy, hope you enjoyed the blowout.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
In retrospect, Tressel should have taken that advice 11 months ago
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 12, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Fuck. You.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
FUCK
/gonna go oldsouth/hacksawjimduggan tonite
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
ACC update -- VT has pulled within one
. . . despite fielding a team consisting of Malcolm Delaney and four guys named “Shemp.” Greenberg is still 3:1 to have a stroke before the end of the game.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I have flipped back to that game.
I suppose I should be rooting for FSU, since I am technically a student there.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
HISS!
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 12, 2011 8:26 AM EST up reply actions
Haha...
you’ll notice my utter lack of enthusiasm in doing so
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Ah, you beat me to it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Shit, at least both teams have a shot at 50 points in this game
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I see they're trying to match PSU and Wisconsin for incompetence.
Not quite succeeding, but damn close.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
No, this is about how good the Hokies are every night . . .
. . . .except for the once every two years when they beat Duke in Blacksburg.
/ bangs head against end table
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Wooohoooo!!!!!
Is Madam Fortran still being finicky?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I'd offer coding help,
but I’m quite a few beers and a couple glasses of scotch in, and the missing brackets and braces would drive me crazier than a shit-house rat
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Born 'n' raised in Ohio...
made it to the interview level with the CIA where they question your friends on campus… I can prove I’m a citizen- I gots a birf certificate and soshul security card and all
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Takes a solid week of reading to come close to understanding the code anyway.
Keep your filthy heretical braces!
Braces?
Pfft. Real programming languages use indentation level for code blocks.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It ain't really Fortran
unless “GOTO 100” is in there somewhere.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 14, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Shape or submission?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
dirty, dirty lady
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
This.
She does what she wants, and you just hope that she wants to do what you want to do…
/justlikemygirlfriend
//wait,what?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
This, how you say, ball control and defense.
I think we may be on to something here.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 11:25 PM EST reply actions
Brian Kelly thinks that's bullshit.
He’ll continue to throw, even with a backup QB down one at the Tulsa 20.
Don't forget having a kicker who hasn't missed....
Is this enough fire, ACS?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
That was the lulling phase.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
You know what crossed my mind today?
Suppose Yahoo’s alleged 10 story, set to debut in August, was in fact about Notre Dame. Suppose the Charles was cheating the whole time.
Notre Dame will be forced to vacate the 2007, 2008, and 2009 seasons.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I can dream.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
that is good, right?
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
No, punishment would be forcing you not to vacate them.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Can we vacate losses?
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
I want to believe
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 12, 2011 4:03 AM EST up reply actions
I is getting a nervous
Can we run some offense instead of trying to run out the clock with 10 min left?
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Wxxdy McCxrvey on line 4
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
I has a not hapee
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
i hope it ends well for you gus.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
GAAAAHHH
this is one of the few times that I ABSOLUTELY HATE VANDY
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:28 PM EST reply actions
Your summary
of the Penn State/Wisconsin game.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 11, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know
but Wisconsin’s football team scored more than that in a quarter this season. Twice.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
DEE BOST IS PUTTING THIS TEAM ON HIS SHOULDERS
minus the broken leg
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:29 PM EST reply actions
I've had this one for awhile and never saw anywhere useful to post it, so...
Hopefully one of you has better luck than I do.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
That describes PSU-Wisc perfectly
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
/anger building to dangerous levels
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:36 PM EST reply actions
FUCK YES RAVERN
Sidney is injured with obesity
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:38 PM EST reply actions
Hahaha
no.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like I was wrong.
Nice shot.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, can you get it any closer to it leaving his fingers right at the buzzer?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Looks like you were not wrong.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Pending video review, yes.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
I should blame myself
I’d typed in the following text to a buddy of mine that went to VT- “are you chanting ‘just like football’ at the VT?” Apparently that was enough of a jinx. Whoops.
From that replay, think he was a tiny bit late.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Is it enough to overturn?
Bucket doesn’t count….tough one for FSU.
I kinda want to go over to Tomahawk Nation to watch the bitching
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Yeah, you've got about two frames where the ball is still on his fingertips with the red light on.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Right call there...even if it goes against my soon-to-be grad alma mater
It was tough coming to school here, since I hated FSU sports for so long
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
After review, I was (originally) wrong.
And it was the right call.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
A good note from the ACC regional broadcast
Tim Brando made a point of noting how well FSU’s kids reacted to the decision and how much sportsmanship they showed to VT in the post-game handshakes. Then again, FSU has already pretty much clinched an NCAA bid.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I've had dealings with those kids...
as spoiled as the football guys are, the basketball guys are really actually good people. I hurt for them
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Leonard Hamilton has always struck me as a good guy
He was a class act up here with the Wizards, even when given shit for talent and outgunned pretty much every night.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
He's a terrible offensive coach, but very good defensively.
And he’s great in the community and his kids go to class and study. If he got an offensive minded assistant, his team could have a chance to take that 3rd spot in the ACC that NC State and Wake have recently vacated
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Wake, sure. State, not so much.
They had a couple of decent years under Herb Sendek (Miami, represent!), but they really haven’t been any good since Jimmy V got busted for cheating back in my grad school days. The pre-expansion 8-vs-9 play-in game was called the “Les Robinson Invitational” for a reason.
I think FSU has been the third best team in the ACC for the past couple of years already. They need more offense to close the gap on the duopoly on 15-501, though.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
So much more...and Hamilton won't ever bring somebody in, unless forced.
I was thinking the Sendek years, honestly….can’t believe they let him go.
Also, Hamilton gets a fair amount of leeway in the athletic department, for non-basketball reasons(and this is coming from people I know and trust in the AD)
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
FSU is competent under Hamilton
I would think the admin would be okay with competence when they’re primarily a football school and just need the basketball team not to suck.
Pretty much exactly that.
Especially since his kids go to class and stay out of trouble.
I don’t think they should fire him, I think they should exert some pressure on him to get a good offensive assistant. I understand why it doesn’t happen, though
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Len Ham has to be the worst in-game coach I've ever seen.
Doug Gottlieb on their first second round matchup with aTm:
“Texas A&M always finds a way to win tight games and FSU always finds a way to lose them. I like the Ags.”
When some teams get the ball with a chance to win/ice a game and they call a timeout it’s a good thing. After four years of watching FSU blow late leads I’m convinced they’re better off letting them play and seeing what happens.
I retire y'all
If you need me tomorrow, I’ll be the one blacked out at noon celebrating the finer points of Irish culture, like unsanctioned 30 round boxing matches and the uncanny ability to both drive and fill the back of paddy wagons.
Have fun.
Get wasted.
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Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Enjoy! Drink so much you start randomly singing "Tu-ra-lu-ra-lu-ra", and it's not Dexy's Midnight Riders
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Am I still allowed to root for the meteor in a game played during Lent?
Just realized that tomorrow’s first ACC semi is Carolina vs Clemson. Ordinarily, I tell people that I’d root for the Legions of Satan against the baby blues, but, then again, fuck Clemson. Yeesh.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 11, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but I went to grad school at a place . . .
. . . where the buses say “GO TO HELL CAROLINA” on game days.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
NC State?
/kidding
/thosebusesprobablysaythattoo
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
NC State is the Fredo Corleone of the Triangle.
by ElRocco337 on Mar 11, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What does that make Wake Forest?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Connie's husband Carlo.
Wants to be important, ends up choked out.
by ElRocco337 on Mar 11, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well done. Rec'd.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Clemson is Sollozzo
Because fuck Sollozzo, and fuck Clemson.
by ElRocco337 on Mar 11, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oatmeal
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
It's OK- I picked Wake as my "North Carolina" school...
got me out of a lot of stupid arguments when I lived there, and the baseball guys were extraordinarily nice to me when I had to go to a week-long seminar there
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Good
we won the hockey. Bad: DIE LOUISVILLE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
WHY??
Why the $&*^%$ did we go 4 corners with 10 min left??!?!?! Way to take us out of our rhythm, Brey. And now, foul out. Yay.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Greenberg's stroke coming in in three, two,
HHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHH.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Win or lose?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I HATE VANDY
clap
clap
clapclapclap
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:48 PM EST reply actions
I felt so bad
I felt like Seth Greenberg looked
by Alaska Hokie on Mar 11, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
If that were football, and a last minute TD were overturned like that, how much traveling would your heart have done?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
MikeLew
I lived that with Nebraska and Tyrod Taylor
by Alaska Hokie on Mar 11, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
I had completely forgotten that game...
but god yes, you’re right. I was just thinking the jumps my heart went through in the first overtime of the OSU-Miami Fiesta Bowl
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
You mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJx17nVZs7g
(Any excuse to post that.)
by ElRocco337 on Mar 11, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Glad you're doing OK.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 11, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
HISS
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OMGWTFBBQ
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
for my favorite WTF response
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
There is something wrong with that guinea pig/gerbil/Chupacabra/rabbit/cat/ thingy
/please be named Garlfield
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
^^ That is one PISSED tribble...
In almost any marching band, Trombones and Drum Line are the two sections with the biggest ratio of hellraisers, troublemakers, and future cirrhosis patients.
by darthbubba on Mar 12, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
HOLY SHINTO
Retardo Sidney looks like he cares about the game
GDMF
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions
No idea- they were up 15 or so when I switched it to the other game...just flipped back, and it looks like ND is in trouble
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
ND stopped playing offense
Started running 4 corners practically at 10 min out.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Reatardo has 22 points
God is frowning. Good Lord i hate Vandy.
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions
Charlie Sheen Tiger's blood team award
or something kind of like that Holly or Orson? Call it what you want, but this really does need some kind of team spirit/cooperation award named after it for future years. Anyone with a better name please chime in.
Stupid Llamas!.
by otisnixon'sparty on Mar 12, 2011 12:00 AM EST reply actions
Or
The Trooper Taylor Terrible Towel Award for Team Spirit Award or T>6A>2S
Stupid Llamas!.
by otisnixon'sparty on Mar 12, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
JHSVJHLVALIYV IUVIPUVDIUVDPIUVDIYVBDSGYTFV:
anger ovecomes me
i shall sign off an see you guys at a later date.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 12, 2011 12:00 AM EST reply actions
Midnight in the East!
Time for all you Lenten Catholics to go get a roast beef sandwich out of the fridge.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Asked about that earlier, just cracked into the leftover ribs from Thursday night....
it’s hard to type with one hand and eat ribs with the other
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I can haz #1 seed?
LOL NO SIR FU
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
I wish y'all had won
But I did take some pleasure in the consistently bad decisionmaking of y’alls team after your Great White hope team has had it’s Experience And Smart ass kissed all season.
The list is long, but distinguished.
I'm not going to pretend I know a lot about CBB
even my own team, as I don’t really pay attention until tourney time. But dang—I mean, we had them down by a lot with 10 min left, and just stopped playing. It’d be like if a a football team started kneeling on the ball at the beginning of the 4th quarter. Maybe we’ll be better off as a #2 seed and without the hype, but I hate to see us stop playing.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 12, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
Who all is still here tonight? I heard rumors of Big West games, and I've still got beer out....
what are we watching next?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I'm on Oregon-Washington
FSN.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I've got to get the kids in bed
and then it’s me and Lady Gyro time. So crack one for me, I’m bowing out soon.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 12, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
I'm still here. But I don't know for how long either.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 12, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Well, shit, y'all....I've got Magic-Warriors on FS Florida, which I won't watch.
Right now, NMSU and Boise St. on ESPN2 here, but if y’all are leavin’, I might go watch a movie.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Well shit son. It's wac-tion.
or….Pac-10 for me.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 12, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
I've got WACtion, or Justified rerun, or South Park reruns...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I'm still here a bit, packing so distracted
Big West UCSB vs. Cal State Northridge or
WAC Boise St. vs. N. Mexico St. ?
I’m going with the latter
The list is long, but distinguished.
FoxSports has Pac-10
Washing was up over Oregon
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 12, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
I've got that on Sun+....didn't know I got that channel
That’s what I’m switching to, I think
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
It's at the half right now.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It's OK, I get to watch the Shark ads...
they should change their logo, as it uses “Then” in such a way that it looks like a cross on the C.
Makes it look like “Shark VAG Steam”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I've got the latter, though the South Park eps may win out...
depending on which episode it is
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
ALL THE HEROIN?
Too soon. Eh, I’m drunk.
by Mango Stasi on Mar 12, 2011 12:12 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
BUT BUT BUT
Tomorrow is St. Patrick’s Day, Part the FIrst.
So there’s that.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 12:16 AM EST reply actions
And also the last true free day of Spring Break
…and also a free day, with no family or S/O in town to entertain
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
WTF are you going to do with yourself?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 12, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Drink on the porch, grill a steak, and play with the dog...
might check out the FSU/BC baseball game, might go out for beers with the other maff nerds, but life is good today
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Truf.
But that was a the Charles second half if I’ve ever seen one.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
Looked more like a Tressel second half, to me...
at least, up until the point where the last score happened
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Well
live by the short bench, die by the short bench, I guess. Now we must wait.
I shall pass the time by boozing.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
I shall booze with you...
also, short bench = Thad Matta.
Whatchu drankin?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
/no hipster
//all right, kind of a hipster
///mostly drunk
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, they sell $1 PBR pints at the hipster bar I play trivia at....
no judgement here. I’ve been drinking Great Lakes Christmas Ale smuggled back from Ohio in December, though I may be moving on to the scotch
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
BUT BUT BUT
What kind of scotch?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Oban 12
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I thought
Oban only came in 14?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Dammit, you just made me get up and look.
The Oban is a 14- it’s sitting next to the Glenmorangie 12, and I mixed the two labels in my head.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I truly fear I'm becoming a hipster
I have a beard. I sometimes drink PBR. I wear flannel shirts sometimes. (Previous statements can also lean towards being a redneck). I ride a bicycle (don’t roll my pants leg up though). I have sort of developed a coffee-snobbery attitude. I like bands that are on independent record labels (I won’t call it Indie). I apparantly also like parentheses.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 12, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
BUT BUT BUT
Is your bike a fixie?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
My next question actually
And for the record, Mine is a singlespeed flip-flop hub. I run the freewheel most of the time and fixed for pace training
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
They where but I kept getting like headaches?
So I just put some regular glass in. They look sweet with my Lumberjerk look right?
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
YES THEY ARE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Mine are.
Nothing’s funnier than people taking my incredibly hip frames, putting them on, and immediately taking them off because they feel sick. I am blind.
I'm not that bad
but law school is doing its best to force me into trifocals before I’m 25.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Ouch, I'll need reading glasses in about a decade if the 'Rents are any indicator
Of course, you get to accessorize without being accused of Dandyism
(Fiddles with wrist cuff, ponders tie bars)
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
I don't have hipster frames
but otherwise it’s about the same. With my laptop sitting on my lap, the screen is little but a blur without my glasses. I can tell where the text is but I can’t read it at all.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The exact same thing happens to me, minus the hip frames.
I also have contacts, one of which is -7.5, the other is -7.75
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Like parentheses?
That would make me thing “programmer”. Especially if you’ve ever used Lisp.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Hell no.
EDSBS is about as complicated as my computering goes. I do have twitter though, is that hip?
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 12, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Unsure.
But there’s a reason Lisp-haters believe it stands for “Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses”. Had a class that used Lisp; code for the final project was 20 levels of parentheses deep at one point.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I have no idea what any of that means
I was just commenting on all of the parentheses in that post. I tend to ramble when I speak in real life, so i guess that’s where it comes from.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 12, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
But you get to see how many colors the editor will go through before cycling
so that’s something at least.
Nice.
It was an intro-to-programming class and they wanted to teach a general approach without going into teaching a particular language. So they chose Scheme (a variant of Lisp), because you can learn all there is to know about the syntax in about 10 minutes.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Blew a 16 point lead with a chance for a 1 seed on the line?
ALL. OF. THE. BLEACH.
Oh, hey. Big East POY Ben Hansbrough missed another shot.
/glugglugglug
It's alright, lonely little burger.
MMm Bacon
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 12, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Watches All of The Larry Sanders Show on Netflx streaming?
by kadoogan on Mar 12, 2011 12:55 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I've got the Sports Night DVDs all set to be queued up...
too many options tonight
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Fucking Christ
I wish more of you guys lived out here close to Idaho. The Commentariat of this site show highly advanced levels of intelligence not seen on the vast majority of sports forums (Egriz.com and ESPN’s message boards come to mind)
Verily, Fuck Clemson and goodnight :)
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Mar 12, 2011 1:06 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
A hearty Fuck Clemson,
go Bucks, good night, and good luck to you!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on Mar 12, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Finishing up taxes and watching "Firefly" on Netflix.
Just got to the episode featuring the lovely Ms. Hendricks. Oh, my…
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
'Morning, Big Rev!
Seems that the Irish contingent of commentariat had a rough go last night, as did the non-existent segment. You watching any bouncyball today or saving it up for the Tourney?
I’m going to watch the Big East final this evening with some Dog Fish Head 90 min IPA and some of the Booker’s bourbon I bought yesterday. It’s a beautiful, sunny, and going to be upper-70s day here on the Souf Kahlina coast. Enjoy your day!
Comments above are equally applicable to all members of the commentariat [except any Pitt fans who snuck in].
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 12, 2011 9:42 AM EST up reply actions
I'm off to Holden Village, a mountain retreat in central Washington, with four of my students today.
I’ll be beyond the reach of interwebs, cellular telephones, cable television and even direct phone lines. I’ll be drinking strong coffee, hanging dry wall, moving firewood, hiking the hills and ignoring the shit out of the real world. It shall be bliss, save for that I have to leave my beloved and our progeny behind this time.
Given that my Huskers basketyhoops season will likely end with a whimpering bow-out in the Not Invited Tourney, I can’t say I’m particularly interested in anything involving an orange ball from here on in.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Hell, I'm not even Irish
and I had a hell of a night last night. Woke up at 7 this morning semi-spontaneously. Went to Sonic for breakfast and found I can’t handle more than 43 miles per hour this morning. And I intend to repeat the process tonight.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 12, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
HEY HEY CUZZ WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE I JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW CAUSE I WAS FEELING WEIRD ABOUT THAT WHOLE SCENE AND WHERE’D YOU GUYS GO I JUST LOOKED BACK AND YOU WEREN’T AROUND
SO THEN I WAS RUNNING AND RUNNING AND I SAW BLUE LIGHTS AND MAN I CAN’T GET ARRESTED THEY’VE GOT A 7 STRIKES RULE DOWN THERE AND MAN I ALREADY GOT LIKE 29 STRIKES AND
SO I GOT THIS VCR AND IMMA GONNA COME GET YOU OUT HOW MUCH IS YOUR BAIL MAN CAUSE YOU MY CUZZ AND I WOULDN’T DIS YOU LIKE THAT AND LOOK MAN IMMA SELL THIS VCR AND COME SPRING YO ASS
AND HOLY FUCK HOW MUCH? MAN I GOTS TO GO THAT’S MY HOME BOY ON THE OTHER LINE AND HE GOT SOME OF DAT BOM ASS GOD’S OWN BLOW AND ITS THE SHIT AND YOU GOTTA TRY SOME OF THIS CALL BOBBY THAT BANKER DUDE MAN HE ALWAYS GOT FAT STACKS OR THAT CAT WITH THE YELLA SUIT STAY COOL CUZZ
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Mar 12, 2011 9:54 AM EST reply actions 27 recs
must always rec 8-Ball the tiger
and fuck clemson
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Mar 12, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Must always rec "fuck Clemson".
And fuck Clemson.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 12, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'm impressed how swiftly Chizik handled it. This incident wouldn't have even measured a 3.0 on the Mark Richt-er scale.
…Too soon?
by TrojanMan15 on Mar 12, 2011 10:49 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Given that I don't think any of Richt's players have ever been accused burglary and the like (at least I don't recall any)
We probably can’t say how quickly Richt would deal with it.
Just taking a jab at the reigning Fulmer Cup champs.
Admittedly, 99% of their points are for traffic violations. Although two of those intoxicated dickheads (King and Jackson) hit-and-ran on a car that my girlfriend’s sister was in. I believe they were awarded some Fulmer Cup points for that in their championship season.
Oh my, the sleep didn't overpower the drunj
There shall be a greasy breakfast, and it shall be good
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 10:49 AM EST reply actions
As the only person who was actively routing for UofL instead of against ND,
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I hear there's an opening for practice videographer...
/goingtohell
//touchdownjesuswillsaveme
by TrojanMan15 on Mar 12, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Off to a roaring start to to your time here I see
You and devidee should get along just fine.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
So in this UNC-Clamp-son Baskety-hoop game we divide by zero?
I’ll be dead in the cold cold ground before I pull for either of those ding-dong factories.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Mar 12, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Meteor.
With 51% of it landing on Clemson’s side.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 12, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 12, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That had to be...
the sound in Kelly’s head when he made the decision to practice outside that day.
twitter - devidee33
Still not a ringing endorsement for the 'Ville.
Both my primary and secondary teams won yesterday, today will probably be a train wreck to make up for it.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I just cannot believe
Eric Smith is forgotten so quickly… a few mentions here and there, but AUBURN HAD 3 POINTS LAST WEEK WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO????
Yeaaaaah, we're gonna need you to come in on Sunday too. Yeah, that'd be great.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Mar 12, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly why I got the hell out of grad school instead of going for a PhD.
Obscenely long hours for a stipend that covers living expenses and fuck all else? Or an office job with reasonable hours (most of the time) and actually pays? (Admittedly, a PhD in EE makes you overqualified for anything except academia and government research labs, and neither of those interested me much anyway.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I haz an angry- Memphis and UTEP are delaying the beginning of my Buckeye-Skunkbear game.
The only thing better than beating Michigan is beating them three times in one season
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Oh this is gonna be a treat.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 12, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Texas can relate
/pointsandlaughsataTm
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 12, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Friends:
I have created an open thread for the bouncyball, tournament selection show, etc. since this thread is a wee bit unwieldy and there are much hoops yet to be played this weekend.
Feel free to use and/or abuse it:
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 12, 2011 2:48 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Good idea, my DSL connection starts choking at about 1000 comments and we've blown by that level.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
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"Hey--where's Perry?"
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
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http://www.madeshopping.net
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality ( http://www.madeshopping.net )
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
ugg45$ puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35,nfl jerseys$20
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35————- http://www.madeshopping.net
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Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
http://www.madeshopping.net
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality ( http://www.madeshopping.net )
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
ugg45$ puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35,nfl jerseys$20
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35————- http://www.madeshopping.net
http://www.madeshopping.net
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality ( http://www.madeshopping.net )
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
ugg45$ puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35,nfl jerseys$20
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35————- http://www.madeshopping.net
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