TEAM LEACH UPDATE: THE FAT LITTLE GIRLFRIENDS COOKBOOK
by Spencer Hall on Mar 10, 2011 2:08 PM EST
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PrintWe remain stalwart supporters of all things Mike Leach, the genius thrown to the side of the road by the shitheel burghers of Lubbock because he rightfully imprisoned Adam James, the most productive wide receiver in the nation named "Adam James." If you need a re-enactment of the Leach/James shed banishment scene, just watch the flogging scenes in Master and Commander, and substitute Leach for Russel Crowe, "shed-sittin'" for "beating the hell out of someone," and an animated Flamingo with a nametag reading "Adam James" for the sailor. It was exactly like that.
Therefore we cannot more forcefully endorse the Mike Leach-approved Team Leach cookbook, the Fat Little Girlfriends Cookbook. This is real and unfabricated content, and we had nothing to do with it. Leach himself wrote the foreword, and expounds on the deeper meaning of "fat little girlfriends."
Use some of these recipes to make meals for you to share with your friends. There’s nothing better than spending time to enjoy a meal, get close to each other, laugh and just savor life. Although the relaxed, content and complacent comfort which is provided by fat little girlfriends may not be productive to football, it is the mortar that binds family and friends together.
The meals best include "Mesh-ed Potatoes" or we're not ordering it. The Tommy Tuberville cookbook would never make it past the first page, since the current Texas Tech coach subsists entirely on a diet of Golden Flake potato chips.
(Via Jacob and the fat little girlfriends of the world.)
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"dammit, don! don't look at BOTH cameras!"
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
That we see above, commentariat, is the face of a MAN.
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
A man who somehow has no chin and multiple chins at the same time
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Resists urge to make joke that would have been funny if I still lived in Manhattan
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
"Wow! You have Amish people everywhere here!"
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"the face of a MAN"
I thought that was Mike Gundy’s schtick.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Always been convinced that's the best coach endorsement commercial ever
I eat Golden Flakes every chance I get. Usually down it with some RC Cola.
Did they have the crunchy ones this year?
I wanna try those…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 10, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Peanut butter, and mint. Basically they’re like giant girl scout cookies. Delightful. And somehow less painful when they hit you than a bag of ramen noodles. I’m sporting a black eye from a 20 cent package of college kid food.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
At least it wasn't from the fight at the ball.
Or was it?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
That man has balls the size of church bells
to put his wife on the cover of a book entitled “Fat Little Girlfriends.”
If I tried a stunt like that, six of you donks would be carrying me out by the handles.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Mar 10, 2011 2:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wildly OT (boncyball):
Kemba Walker. Holy Shit.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Please don't lose to Cincy, Notre Dame
You have a shot at a #1 seed in the tournament. Don’t blow it.
Side note, I’d like to bet on Notre Dame being the first one seed to lose in the tournament.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
So we can see a blank space on our brackets?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
So who am I rooting for in the
St. John’s/Cuse game?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'd go with the Johnnies
It is their court.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Boeheim is the Devil
That said, I’d much rather play ‘Cuse and their zone against our shooters than St. John’s on their home court in the final. So go Orange?
/vomits again.
//tournaments make strange bedfellows.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
The best thing ever on NDNation . . .
. . . was the rationale behind the “Boeheim Exception” (your one free-pass per conference from wanting league mates to do well in non-conference play).
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Like I've told all of my friends
I’m happy for ND’s regular season success, but it is as sure as the sun rising in the east that ND will choke in the tournament.
This
I’m almost glad I’ll be heading to class here soon, and will miss the game. I’m petrified.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I'm in class (starts in 15) and have an internet connection for once.
I’m in ND hat, shirt, and sandals. I’m actually paying attention to bounceyball.
This will not end well.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
WHO'S READY FOR INEXPLICABLY AWFUL SHOOTING?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh, Winthrop game says hello
I try to not get even a little bit excited about the ND BBall regular season.
I have been sucessfull.
Old Dominion on line one.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Still, not as embarassing as when hockey lost in the first round of the NCAAs to
Bemjidi State. That one hurt, I actually cared about it…
I would have rooted like hell for those guys
. . . if they hadn’t been playing Miami.
(One of my kids goes to summer camp up there.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Just lived through that
Look at the box xcore from Miami’s loss to Akron this afternoon.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
YES
We’re each doing 5 min presentations on visuals for our papers, and then calling it quits. I might get out of here before tipoff.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's true.
Madison Square Garden has not been kind to us in the past.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
It warms the cockles of my black and greasy heart anytime Pitt loses
It is Thursday, March 10th, 2011 and
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Miami U basketball . . .
. . . can decide to get off the bus at any time now.
(9-2 for crAkron right now. Fuck.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
BTW, MAC basketball refs . . .
. . . make the football crews of blind mimes look like geniuses by comparison.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The Big East sees your incompetent refs and just points to the video board showing a replay of yesterday's SJU/RU game
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Let's see, he both traveled and stepped on the sideline, with 1.7 seconds left.
Then he threw the ball into the stands.
None of this warrants a stoppage of play according to Big East refs.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Or the foul on the inbound pass.
Or the jamming under the hoop during free throws.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
True, but fouls are always judgment calls
I can’t advocate the swallowing of the whistle in hockey at the end of a game and not do the same for other sports.
All of the things I mentioned above (except traveling accoring to the NBA) are not judgment calls.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
That technically was the right call...
Since they missed him stepping out of bounds, there shouldn’t have been a whistle, thus no replay.
I don’t think throwing the ball in the air to kill the clock is illegal, as long as you don’t throw the ball “at” somebody.
The lack of foul calls on the free throw and inbounds pass were awful though.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
That is not an acceptable excuse
There is absolutely no reason that stepping on the line is not a reviewable call. There was a whistle, the end of game whistle. It would not have been the first time that 1.7 seconds were put back on the the clock.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
I hope those assholes aren't working the B1G tourney this weekend.
Those guys let us bludgeon the crap out of each other in the first half, and then call ridiculous quantities of perimeter touch fouls in the second half.
Ah, you've noticed this too.
I swear they get a call at halftime reminding them they’re behind their foul quota and spend 8-10 minutes catching up before they go back to “no detached limbs, no foul”.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
We just had a seven-minute stoppage in play
. . . to reset the clock — in the first half.
And you didn’t see the end of the Miami-crAkron final from a couple of years ago, when Zippy whined for more time on the clock at the end, and the commissioner was down on the floor conferring with the refs. (Miami had our usual 17 wins vs the Bataan death schedule; Zippy had 25 wins and were the MAC darlings. They lost and didn’t make the Dance due to their atrocious SOS.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I had to see if this was real.
Thought it was possibly an invention of Fearless Leader’s imagination. Wow.
I wish there was a way
to “rec” Leach as a human being.
by Matt.Brown on Mar 10, 2011 2:20 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
Ways EDSBS has ruined me
1. I now hit “Z” on all webpages and wonder why it doesn’t page down
2. Walking across campus, see pretty girl, think to myself “and that’s a rec”
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
and that’s a rack for you too.
give the governor a harrumph
by Sir Francis Drank on Mar 10, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
3.
See someone wearing Clemson gear, or a Clemson bumper sticker.
Immediately think: “FUCK CLEMSON!!!”
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
4. Other sportswriters are not funny, well read, or informing.
5. Comments on every other website are full of trolls and idiots. I can’t even read message boards anymore.
You're welcome.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 10, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Mgoblog is essentially dead to me.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
The comment section, yes.
I still enjoy Brian’s ramblings thought.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Man, I wish the people at my office
thought that “fuck clemson” was funny. Instead, I think it will just give me a trip to HR.
Doesn’t help that my bosses last name is Clemson.
by Matt.Brown on Mar 10, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I fail to see how either of these things
can be considered “ruining” anything. I do, however, note your frustration and second it with my own. My tolerance for anything on the wwl besides actual sports has sunk to “nil.”
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Seconded.
Hell, I was home sick earlier this week and during one interval between pukings, I turned on the TV at 2:45 a.m. to something called “SportsCenter Los Angeles.” (What, SportsCenter is now Law & Order?) Come to find out, ESPN has been broadcasting the post-10 p.m. SC from a studio in LA since Spring 2010. First I’ve heard of it.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. The 11pm one is "Live" from LA.
I thnk they do a few additional tapings through the early evenigns, because the 6am CT one is the LA version and it sounds different than the one I fell asleep to.
/what?soIwatchESPNatnighttofallasleep
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Near as I can tell
it carries through into the late morning Eastern time, maybe about 10am or so.
/whatelseamIgoingtowatchonSundaymornings?
by The Missing T on Mar 10, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Their only saving grace
(if they actually possessed it) is the duo of Neil Everett and Stan Verrett. I still cannot watch it due to ESPN’s memes (Kobe, LeBrawn, Tiger, Nascar?, Yankees, Red Sox, Brett Farve, Jets/Patriots, Manning). Anything to further their own stories.
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 4:03 AM EST up reply actions
Re #5
I think a lot of us are refugees from our home-school’s message boards.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Why would I want to flee NDNation
Their all perfectly sane and enjoyable to be around. They’re not at all a bunch of mouth-breathing, muslim hating, forward pass fearing, troglodytes.
Wait! What was that sound?!?! Does anybody else hear what sounds like one finger typing? Do you guys smell Flexall? Oh my God, somebody left the door to NDNation open! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
TOO LATE.
HAVE I MENTIONED HOW GODDAMN EXCELLENT I AM YET TODAY? NO? WELL I AM AND NOT ONLY AM I ASTOUNDINGLY WEALTHY, I ALSO HAPPEN TO BE THE WORLD’S BEST PARENT AND WAY MORE CATHOLIC THAN YOU’LL EVER HOPE TO BE BECAUSE I GO TO LATIN MASS. ALSO FUCK THE POOR PEOPLE, IT’S THEIR OWN DAMN FAULT ANYWAY.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
POOR PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE POOR IF THEY COULD RUN THE BALL
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I award myself a gold star for today.
I was about to rip on the NDNation politics board, but I pressed “Cancel” instead.
And thus my good judgment quota for the month is filled.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
So you do understand the true spirit of Lent
You have refused in the face of overwhelming temptation.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
YON BANHAMMER, eternal damnation,
compelling incentives are compelling.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Not really.
It’s hard to have a flame war when anyone who disagrees with the party line is promptly banned for life.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
The best way to flame NDNation is to do through thinly veiled flaming
“So I was reading some message boards for [insert rival here]. And they said that the way Steve Spurrier implemented the Fun ’N Gun offense emphasizing the deep ball, has been the single greatest innovation in College Football.”
Then later you casually mention that “there are a lot of people, and I can sort of see their point, that believe that Notre Dame’s accomplishments prior to 1972 are tarnished because we didn’t admit women”
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Ask and you shall receive.
They’re currently having a serious argument about whether you’re statistically more likely to be attacked by an American Muslim or a bear.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Stephen Colbert's (the character, not the man) worst nightmare
Rec’d
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
AH KNEW DEM BAHRS WERE IN IT
WITH DEM TERRORISTS PAAAWWLLLL…
I’ma hangup and lissen
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
You can't make this shit up
I could have invented thousands of fake NDNation arguments and never come up with one this ridiculous.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT THEY WOULDN'T
AND WE’RE GOING TO BAN ANYONE WHO DISAGREES.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
BOY HOWDY I TELL YOU WHAT
NO SON OF MINE WOULD EVER BE IN A POSITION TO BE DRUNK IN PUBLIC, MUCH LESS PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
AND HE WOULDN'T BE AT CJ'S EITHER.
HE’D BE AT AN AUTHENTIC IRISH PUB LIKE FIDDLER’S HEARTH LIKE ALL TRUE IRISHMEN WHOSE ANCESTORS EMIGRATED HERE 150 YEARS AGO.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
The owner of Bookmakers Pub (an actual Irishman)
and I once drunkenly plotted to burn down Fiddler’s Hearth.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
But before you burn it down
you’ll have to wait for an hour and get a sullen eyeroll from the waitress.
BUT LOOK AT THE PRETTY MAPS OF IRELAND ON THE WALL!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
Strange
that they overlook the heavily tattooed look of said waitresses. Which tends to arouse their ire.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
WELL IT'S OK BECAUSE SHE SERVES ME AUTHENTIC GUINNESS FROM AN AUTHENTIC TAP.
ALSO EVERYTHING I DISAPPROVE OF SHOULD BE OUTLAWED.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
HEY SEAN!?!? DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE WAITRESSES DID THAT AUTHENTIC IRISH DANCE?
IT WAS JUST LIKE WE WERE IN DUBLIN (the only city in Ireland they actually know). I CAN’T WAIT TIL WE PLAY NAVY IN DUBLIN, I BET EVERY RESTAURANT IS LIKE FIDDLER’S.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Ireland: Not Irish Enough
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
I hear
they might have a Mohammedan or two living there.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Damn affirmative action
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
ND grad friend of mine asks me if I like Guinness
I said I preferred Murphy’s stout. He’d never heard of it.
(I actually prefer Samuel Smith’s to both, but I didn’t want to get stabbed.)
Samuel Smith's
iz tasty.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
I was a celebrity in Bookmakers
I taught the owner how to make a Whisky Old Fashioned, and absolutely blew his mind, after he introduced me to Tullamore Dew.
Ran into him a few years ago and he still drinks Old Fashioneds. Unfortunately Bookmakers is now some generic ass college bar.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Yo guys have been mocking NDNation for a long time here
I just went over there to see what the fuss was about. That was a mistake. I need strong drink. And a frontal lobotomy.
it is a mistake only made once.
although i may venture back one when feeling brave/trollish/drunk/all 3.
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
Recommended Screen Name: Any combination of USC + Ethnic Name 4 Obama08
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 10, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MuslimDemocrat4Life
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
TrojanShariahWillinghamLover should go over well
/plansforafterdrinkingtonight
by Irishjugg on Mar 10, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
First post:
Tax the rich at 100%.
Install the A-11.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
A-11?
Not sure on the reference.
I was considering “If we dont get a jumbotron then we might as well be Rutgers”
It's a nutty offense that employs multiple QBs on the field.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Mar 10, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Multiple Receivers, actually.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
Has anyone ever suggested this, whether seriously or for the lulz?
I can’t imagine the reactions, assuming they know what it is.
Behold
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, right, I saw that page
Fearless Leader made a reference to it a little while ago.
Oh that would indeed be fun to run through NDNation, with a link to the page :)
See that's what's most frustrating about them
They genuinely care about football and know enough that they should have more open minded discussions about it. I can tolerate ignorance if one truly doesn’t know. I cannot, however, abide willful ignorance.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
And now you know why I quit talking to almost all my relatives.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
So you're saying I wouldn't be welcome at ND Nation?
Which would be worse – being a Prod or a member of the team that made this happen?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 10, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
is that Nebraska?
what game was that?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That would be a Footbaw Bob masterpiece.
Nebraksa 2000. Footbaw Bob basically threw away a win over the #1 team.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
oh right, two touchdown kickoff returns. I watched that game on the Tennessee river
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was there
Julius Jones almost won that game despite Boob.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
The Prod bit, most likely
We aren’t angry about you guys showing up in droves. We’re angry about the thousands of fans who sold out to you to allow you to show up.
Oh, and then our coach decided to go for OT while tied 21-21. When we had only scored 7 offensive points all game. And the opposing QB was Eric Crouch. When asked why he didn’t try to mount a last minute drive for a winning FG, he said,
“Come on. It’s not like lightning is going to come down from the sky and win us this game.”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DAVIE!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Was that the year
the Nebraska game was Notre Dame’s first and Nebraska’s third, or was that 2001?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
That brilliant idea was 2001
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Most of us back home were amazed at the red in the stands.
It’s not like Nebraska fans are particularly devious or anything – I’m sure there were a few folks who wore ND gear over Husker red to get their tickets, but I’d bet 3/4 of those in the stands got there completely honestly.
As to the coaching, well, Bob was going against Frank Solich. He might not have deserved the hook in 2003, but it’s not like he’s lit up the MAC in the years since leaving Lincoln. There was plenty of ineptitude in headsets that day in South Bend.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Have fun with Kevin Rodgers, Boston College.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
97% of NDNation users at least claim Irish lineage, so no
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
I can't get past the clunky interface
to view any of the idiocy.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Reply derp
to see the idiocy, was supposed to be the finish of that.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
IT LOOKS FINE
ON MY AOL BROWSER.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
NETSCAPE 4 LYFE
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 11, 2011 8:27 AM EST up reply actions
NDNation:College Football::4chan:Internet
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 10, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's not the worst by any means
The Marshall Rivals board (known to old-school MAC fans as the “Sheltered Workshop”) makes NDNation look like the Algonquin roundtable.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
They can bitch about other places not being Irish enough
when they heat the damned place with nothing but peat.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Sounds scary
Down here in Alabama, the message boards are rather sane, reasoned, and informative. No complaints whatsoever.
THIS MAN UNDERSTANDS SARCARM JAWS!
HE KNOWS IF YOU WANNA BE SARCASTIC, YOU GOTTA SAY YOU BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT’S NOT TRUE, BUT IN A WAY THAT PEOPLE CAN’T TELL IF YOU’RE BEING SERIOUS.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 10, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NATIONAL
SARCASM
LEAGUE
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If there is a National Sarcasm League
. . . this place must be its combine.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
My problem is I've been keenly sarcastic most of my life, without really trying.
This allowed me to dominate in at witty banter at my JUCO and even in college. But at the professional level, my incredible natural talent will probably be my downfall.
I'M TELLING YOU WHAT JAWS
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FUNDAMENTALS, LIKE GRAMMAR. I CALL IT BEING GRAMMATICAL.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait until we post the WonderRec scores
by lhb98 on Mar 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We all expect Bubbaprog and ACS to dominate the in the WonderRec,
but how does their consistently high rec levels get weighed against boddagettaflyer’s setting the new gold standard for rec achievement.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
boddagettaflyer would get drafted by the Raiders...
for the speediness of rec-itude of that single post.
Does this mean I'm the JaMarcus Russell of EDSBS?
Aw, fuckitall…
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 10, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
But
I have attitude problems.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Is your mom a prostitute?
If you choose not to answer this question, no Dolphins for you. Can haz Cowboy’s job tho
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Joe Schad had me as a top prospect coming into this year
despite my relatively low rec production over the last couple of years.
Now he never calls me anymore.
Achievement unlocked.
Yes, but was Mel Kiper's hair
humping your leg?
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget Mtnr_in_SC's scrappiness that bumps him way up McShay's draft board....
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I'd like to thank the Academy..... I think.... or maybe not.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 8:55 AM EST up reply actions
Made the mistake of wading into the discussion about the situation in my beloved Wisconsin
and came across this gem;
Well, he is justified. (link)
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He’s just like Hitler or Stalin, according to the senior Senator from Ohio.
Is that OUR saxattack? If so, that is some high quality trolling.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
I think it is.
Yesterday he called out Lord Voldemort for being a poor speller in addition to being a raging assweasel.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
raging assweasel
My new band name
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
So I found your Muslims vs Bears debate
It has devolved into a DEFENSE of McCarthyism, one of the few universally despited time periods in US history, has found a fortress in NDNation.
/facepalm
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Brian Kelly is a communist
Running = American
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit, there goes the last vestiges of my faith in humanity.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I am glad that these people exist and are allowed to be batshit crazy for all to see.
I deeply fear that these are the same people, that outside of their CAPSLOCK AOL homes, are the people playing Santa at Christmas.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
my old boss was one of these people
but he’s a progressive in real life (like hardcore). He probably doesn’t even know what trollface is, but…
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MENTION NOT HIS NAME
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It wasn't that it was spelled poorly
It was that the misspelling made one word look yiddish, and the other turned Krugman to “Jrugman”.
Accusations of anti-Semitism have sprung from stuff like that.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Submitted without comment:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Why did you go?
You were warned. How was the train accident?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Hi there nice to meet ya
recruitting insider with lifetime free membership at IrishIllustrated that now goes there about once or twice a month. Money well spent
The treatment, it is working.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd him?
Damn near killed him. FUCK YOU THAT’S FUNNY.
by BelmontVol on Mar 10, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Someday, some program is going to hire that guy.
And that fanbase will not even recognize that there was a time before Leach.
Deadspin: by douche bags, for douche bags.
This^^
and I can’t wait to see where he lands.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Mar 10, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
I keep imagining what it would be like
if WVU had hired Holgo the Barbarian as OC and The Detestable Mr. Leach as HC.
All college football would have trembled.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Good God.
Pirate Vikings!
Or Viking Pirates!
Either way, we’d be in deep shit.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hmmmm, yeah this is Winning
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't want to run the Law School Hill, eh?
How about this instead?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
We could also add her as a "Mrs. Viking Mountaineer"
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
The new face of Morgantown after a win
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to introduce WVU's new Strength and Conditioning coach
Viking Ernest Borgnine!
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Couch replaced by Long Boat
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
If Mike still hasn't landed a job by next season
Maybe Dana could offer him a temp gig as OC.
Five Kinds Of AWESOME
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
I hear tOSU has a temp vacancy.
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
by cowcollege on Mar 10, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like Maryland would have been a great place for Leach.
Weak BCS conference with easy access to the sea.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Mar 10, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
keeping with Pirate themes...
It’s gotta’ be somewhere in the Carolinas. ECU is too easy a call, maybe NC State?
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Mar 10, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Not if he keeps suing everything in his path
Tech, the NCAA, Hance, Craig James, Furr’s Diner
It’s not the best way to make yourself employable, even if you can call plays.
It's all part of the process.
by TheBlackAttack on Mar 10, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
I want to sue Craig James for IIED
The shit he’s put me through on Thursday nights cannot go without redress
The perfect Mother's Day gift
for my redneck, West Texas family.
we miss you, Pirate!
No
We really don’t. He was just kidding. Stay wherever you are, and don;t ever come back.
It's all part of the process.
by TheBlackAttack on Mar 10, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Heh
Were you talking about viable offenses, or Leach?
by robert guiscard on Mar 10, 2011 3:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
If losing one means the other
I’m good with it.
It's all part of the process.
by TheBlackAttack on Mar 10, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
WELL, YOU REALLY WANT SOMETHING CASUAL IN THE BEGINNING
DON’T WANT SOMEPLACE FANCY, MORE CASUAL. I WOULD RECOMMEND KAGEL’S STEAKHOUSE IT’S REAL CASUAL.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Mar 10, 2011 2:29 PM EST reply actions
For some strange reason, I've been continually hungry all afternoon.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
I just got my blood test results back, and since my cholesterol and triglycerides are “significantly elevated,” my love for southern foods will have to go on hiatus.
Hello broccoli and fish!
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
You are in luck my friend. Lipitor's exclusive patent is about to run out
Effective generic cholesterol medicine for everybody! Cancel that gym membership! It’s artery clogging time!
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Butter that bacon
and bacon that sausage
Cal fan and Stanford's day laborer Medical Librarian. Yeah, I'm screwed.
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Mar 10, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
THIS GUY ^^ HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH HIS BACON, JAWS
BACON.
EATING.
CHAMPION.
HE’S INNOVATIVE, JAWS. HE’S PLAYING LIKE A KID OUT THERE WITH THE WAY HE JUST THROWS THE BACON AROUND ON EVERYTHING. YOU CAN’T HOLD ANYTHING BACK IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED IN THIS LEAGUE.
/FirstAttemptAtGrudenMeme
//ProbablyLast
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 11, 2011 4:58 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just gonna go on a grain alcohol diet. There's no cholesterol in Everclear, right?
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
Sorry internet
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704409004576145992429174566.html?mod=e2tw
It's all part of the process.
by TheBlackAttack on Mar 10, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit Cowpokes!
Just couldn’t close the deal on the Jayhawks, could you?
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
ARRRRG! I haz a bouncyball sad
UVa gave it their best effort to lose the game today, and Miami only begrudgingly obliged. I have never seen a team come back from a 9 point deficit to gain a 12 point lead, then lose the lead again with 11 seconds to go.
At least we have football season….oh wait….
JU lost to UNF a few days ago.
Small conferences have earlier tournaments.
UNF blows.
by This Original Guy on Mar 10, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, I do have that to look forward to
Our first decent season was around 2006, and have been on the rise ever since
don't forget soccer
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Needs
fire, burning, things destroyed in its wake.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Things destroyed in its wake?
This bro’s gotcha covered.
by lhb98 on Mar 10, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I wonder if you can turn his face into an ESPNU logo...
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno
what is the policy on posting (other than thujone MS-painted) dicks?
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Slow work day is slow. Anyone have a link to the large version of this photo?
Gonna attempt this.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Go to Bubbaprog's website for the original
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Does it sound like Robb Akey when it talks?
If so I’ll swear fealty to it.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Off-topic
Everybody in my office is fricking pregnant. Seriously, there are 5 girls all expecting in the summer, and 2 guys in my department have pregger wives. Which means they’ll all be taking 2 months of leave right around the same time and I’ll be doing all their fucking work. This summer’s gonna suuuuuuuuuck
Stop breeding you savages!!!
/endrant
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
I agree with this statement.
I also vote that you put in for a vacation sometime in there as well just to see what happens.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Surely you jest...
I think at this point, I’d have to knock up the secretary to get a vacation.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
We have managers in our office who would have no idea they would all be gone the same time.
In fact it happened in one of our smaller groups. Someone put in for vacay got it approved. Day before they left, did the douchey reminder thing to boss and was like I will see you in a week!. Boss was only one there for a week. He went on vacation when coworker got back.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Something tells me
the vacation you’d receive would be of the permanent kind.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
depends on the firm
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If you knew our secretary...
..you’d know my vacation would be spent at the local free clinic
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
Aaaaannnnddddd...
3 of my 4 cube neighbors are among the pregnant women, so I get to hear nonstop conversations about it.
Really ladies, I don’t give a shit what you name your kids, unless you name them after me, in which case they’ll grow up to be spectacularly handsome and successful, so you should probably go ahead and do that.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
This is turning into the AV club review of "Babies" comment section
in short: “BREEDERS! RUN!”
gf’s retort: “BAWWWWW BABY”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
so did I
it gave my friend a panic attack because he’s like that
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I am showing that
as a part of the Ciclo del Cine to a bunch of international students here in MX in a few weeks
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 10, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
This calls for immediate action
Order a full-size Pedobear for your cube. The express shipping is likely worth it.
It is the year 2011
so they’re obviously going to name their kids things like Hunter and Dakota.
And then Hunter and Dakota will get their asses kicked at school.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
It's funny you say that
We have an intern named Hunter. I keep giving subcontractors to call.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
that's why family names are family names
the others got weeded out by natural selection
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Hawk is rec-worthy
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
Hunter S. Thompson
Would like a word
by Matt.Brown on Mar 10, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Hunter says, "Nobody's kickin' my ass!"
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 7:23 AM EST up reply actions
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I wish I could have spent time with this man…
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 11, 2011 8:36 AM EST up reply actions
I lost a ton of respect for him
when he committed suicide. I’ve read most of his published work, and I know he always mused about killing himself, but it was a real drag when he did it. The fact that he was on the phone with his wife and his son and grandson were in the house when he did it are also minus points.
In my view, he was ultimately a big talker who couldn’t handle the ride when it got too rough. “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”? Apparently not. “Buy the ticket, take the ride”? Again, apparently not.
RIP though, Hunter. You never found any on Earth.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 9:13 AM EST up reply actions
Sadly,
the smart money is on Isabella for girls, Jacob for guys.
Damn you to hell, Twilight.
Off Topic: your shirt shipped this morning. Lane Kiffin will be arriving either Saturday or Monday.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
That can't be right.
Stupid Teen Mom 2 and MTV ruining culture.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
You could be in my family.
Every male in my family is named James or John somewhere in the name.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
We have a family middle name
My older son is the sixth generation of the family to have it. Fortunately, Mrs. DG was cool with the idea, and it is on balance preferable to being “the III,” “the IV,” etc.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Same here
I’m the third in a row in my father’s side to have the same middle name. Should probably make it four if I can.
That's the girls in our family.
At least one of each of my cousins has “Ann” as a middle name. One married-into Aunt fucked up though and did it “Anne.” Ann is my grandmother’s confirmation name.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
You got the woman to agree with you on a name???
Three years and we’re still working on that. Although Timothy Richard Tebow Jr. [surname] and William Percy Harvin III Jr. [surname] may not be meeting in the middle.
by This Original Guy on Mar 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
That's some quality bargaining
The girls names category is significantly less harmonious. I’ve disregarded an awful lot because I knew girls with those names that were complete hellbitches
Straying dangerously close to my rule, you are:
If the first name is spelled incorrectly, RUN AWAY!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
see above, or below
current gf, that is. Though I think I’ve only really dated one girl with a correctly spelled or real first name.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
She has no power over the family name tradition
I wish her luck with my family ( My mother “It’s Robert, Joe, Thomas, or Patrick, apparently all the way back to the Norman conquest”)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I saw an article (I think it was in the WSJ)
where, if you chart various names’ popularity with new parents, it directly correlates with the names of the parents on Teen Mom 2. Now, I’m not saying correlation = causation, but…aliens.
Also, this is definitely worth a read. My mom works in the NICU at Northside Hospital (Atlanta’s baby factory) and passed it along to me. Sadly, she sees this shit every day.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 10, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
My wife and I had agreed on James Robert
until she realized months later that if we stayed in Alabama, he’d end up being called Jim Bob. I had understood that instantly and thought it was 100% awesome. I’m denying her my contribution until she agrees.
Um...
..sounds like you’re on the short end of that stick, man.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
"short end of the stick"
So we have met, then?
by Ardbeg on Mar 10, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And rec'd. Nicely done.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Mrs. Jon's admin at a former job was preggers.
She was going to name the newborn Taylor Morgan. Seemed innocent enough until she saw it in print:
TEYLORE MORGHANN
100% true story. I weep for the future.
It could be worse
they could name their kids Snooki and Situation.
/Jersey Shore is my favorite show
//No, really, it is
As much as I'd like to agree
b/c datapoints that indicate the utter decline of civilization are my thing, Jacob has been the #1 boys’ name for about 10 years running. We used this website extensively when we picked our daughter’s name to make sure she wasn’t going to be the 12th “Emily” or what have you in her class.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:22 AM EST up reply actions
I was born in 1973.
As I am not a girl, my name is not Jennifer. It is, however, Jason.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
wait
how are you 7 years older than me and have avoided having kids this long? Jesus you must be loaded. How I went from affluent to broke within a day of having a kid I’ll never quite comprehend.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:24 AM EST up reply actions
I don't have kids, and I've done the math for fun (I know it's weird)
It’s crazy, even excluding college
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
funny thing is
(as long as you have insurance and 1+ good baby shower) they’re dirt cheap up front. Break milk free, yo.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:31 AM EST up reply actions
I'm selling my kids to La Masia
sort of joking. sort of.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
POWERS!
I haz them.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
mustve married young.
I contemplated staying single for another 5+ years but still marrying a 26ish year old. I keep gettin older but the girls….
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:32 AM EST up reply actions
More power to ya
I went broke the day after Mrs MtnEer found out she was preggers. Whole house remodeling, yo!
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 9:29 AM EST up reply actions
same
bought house immediately, plowed another 3 months of renovations into it. guhhhhhhhhh
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions
old roommate just did this
consulting moneez vanished. And so much for living in Manhattan.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
glad i left NYC, can't imagine having kid there
have cousin and another buddy that do it. stroller + subway escalators or taxis? car seat in a taxi? HOW DOES IT WORK? seriously, i had a three block walk yesterday in manhattan and it was raining = completely soaked in 6 minutes.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:36 AM EST up reply actions
I need to ask my mom about this
I’m pretty sure her answer is something like “you know, kids are tougher than you think.”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
deal has already been struck
first one in the current 3/2.
upgrade (to new home) with 2nd being attempted/on way.
she gets the female ‘snip’ soon after.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 11, 2011 9:38 AM EST up reply actions
sounds about right
and she’s bold for getting her snip and not making you do it. Ours is reversible while hers is permanent.
We’re waiting to see what kid #2 is. Is boy? Can maybe haz 3rd. Is nother daughter? DONESKI NO SIR NOT GONNA RISK A 3RD GIRL NOT GONNA BE 3 AGAINST 1.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
Both of our girls were born via C-section.
The first emergency, the second because she was too close on the first (18 months between birthdates). So when we started talking about taking preventative measures, I opined that since the C-section was already scheduled, “while you’re in there, doc, there’s this other thing we’d like you to look at.”
Doc said you’d be surprised how many people put it exactly like that. Easy as pie for us.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Big Rev comin in HOT with the Irish twins
I’m always astounded at that one. I wasn’t even allowed to LOOK at the breadbasket for 6 weeks after. HOW DOES IT WORK??
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
My niece and nephew are Irish twins
Born 364 days apart. The response around the family when we found out they were pregnant with the second – after the “WHAT?!” and before the “Congratulations!” – was an eye-roll. Kids these days can’t keep their damn hands off each other.
by Cheeseandcorn on Mar 11, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Younger brother and I are not that close
We were 406 days apart (58 weeks)
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
this may be TMI
but with breastfeeding, I still dont think the fields are ready for planting, if you get me. not sure my seed would find purchase.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Raising Arizona references will get rec'd.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
"It aint armed robbery, if the gun aint laoded."
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
My brother and I are 11 months apart, but that's because I was a premie
As for the breast feeding, you are one hundred percent correct. As long as a woman is nurse, her body produces a hormone that acts as a natural birth control. It’s not impossible to get pregnant at this time, but the odds are very much against it.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
WOOOO
NATURAL BIRTH CONTROL NASHNUL CHAMPEEENS
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, sure
And that is exactly why my two older brothers were 11 months apart.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
My brother also has Irish twins, two of his five
Feb 2 and the following Jan 18. Named with good Irish names at that. Only catch is he is staunch Southern Baptist and mostly Scotch-Arsh redneck stock.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Apparently me and Mrs. Rev are fertile as rabbits.
In three pregnancies (first ended in miscarriage) we were trying for less than six weeks before the magic bullet struck home.
Which led certain family members who struggled to conceive to celebrate our first pregnancy thusly: “WOOOOO! FUCK YOU! WOOOOOO!”
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
similar issues
we werent even trying. lots of friends dropping thousands they don’t have on fertility drugs/docs while we just kinda got careless after we got married (kid was born 4 days after our first anniversary).
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
bold or just knows what she wants?
she has talked about making me do it, but the show hasn’t dropped.
She truly wants 2 kids. I’m ok with that. Gender is debateable; we’d like one of each. God will bless us with whatever he decides upon.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 11, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Just root for healthy
Absent Chinese-style family planning, you don’t get to gender-select, and you’ll be happy either way.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's becoming less true
If you’ve got the cash, they’ll separate your swimmers for ya. Not saying I totally approve – but it exists.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
Am I related to you?
Sister: Jennifer
Brother: Jason
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
My brother was born in '72.
He is also a Jason, because the folks thought it was original- they claim it was at the time. Within a year or two it was the most popular boy’s name in America. Whoops.
To crib from Bill Simmons
Adolf is always available and uncommon
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yes on Jacob
Has been common for a decade. No argument there.
But there’s no f’n way to explain the spike in Isabella besides either Twilight, Grey’s Anatomy, or a combination of the two.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Vinny, Nicky, and Tony will be the shit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker any day of the week
/Carlin’d
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
My daughter would have been Kyle had she been a boy
but only because we’d already used the one boys name we both liked.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
If I had been a boy, I was going to be Justin.
I’m really glad I’m not a Justin.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
I was going to be an Elaine for chrissakes
Dooming me to being the ugliest girl at school no matter where I went.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
If I were a girl, I was going to be "Keetra."
In Alabama. In 1972. And I’m white.
Don’t give a pregnant woman drugs, yo, it’s not cool.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I was going to be Mary.
Creative, no?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
You went to ND
I can only assume that “Mary” would have been just an add-on to your real first name.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
One of our good friends is Mary-Jennifer
She was introduced to me as Jenn. I had no idea who this Mary chick my friends kept talking about was for the longest time.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Stereotypical names are stereotypical.
My sister’s name is Kate.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Whenever you didn't know a girl's name
Just try these in order:
Kate/Katie
Mary
Margaret/Maggie
Jennifer/Jenn
That’s 98% of ND
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
I once drunkenly decided I was going to call a Charlotte because I knew too many Kates
I steadfastly refused to call her anything other than Charlotte. To the point that a lot of my friends thought that was her real name. We’re still friends some 15 years later. She and her husband are coming to my wedding. Their invitation read Stanley and “Charlotte.” This was my fiancee’s idea.
She’s a keeper.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 10, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
for truthiness and awesomeness.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Emily was very, very common in college
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
95% of my real life friends didn't think I had a first name
I’m introduced and talked about by my last name.
Common first name gets pushed out since there are less than 10 people in this state with my last name and 5 of those are my blood family.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 11, 2011 8:46 AM EST up reply actions
My Dad wanted to name me Henry and call me Hank
My mom wanted to call me Dylan.
I’m glad the compromised and chose neither, but either one would have been awesome. As a teenager who rode a motorcycle in the early 90s, do you know how much tail I’d have gotten if I’d have been named Dylan.
And I don’t have to explain why Hank is awesome, now do I.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
right?
/propane4eva
//kidding
///hadto
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
You trying to say Hank Hill isn't awesome
Because he totally is. If I turn out to be the stuffed shirt closed-minded family man that ND wants me to be, I hope I’m of the Hank Hill variety.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
well, i was figuring that you were making a reference to Hank Williams
so, i decided to…..
aw, who am i kidding. i just like getting things wrong on purpose sometimes.
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I was actually making a reference to any and all Hank Williamses
They are all awesome in their own way
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
personal order
I > III > II
But III is pushing to take the top spot. Need to go see him live again.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 11, 2011 8:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd in honor of Hank III
Legitimately klep the Black Flag four bars logo? Check. Side band named Assjack? Check. Begin a song “Well I been awake for eight days straight, I musta been them pills I took.” HELLS YAH
by Burrito Electrico on Mar 11, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
The jury is still out one whether she's happy about it. She's 20 months.
And we gave her a, let’s say, UN-traditional name.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
You still could have named her Kyle.
Or Drew.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Her name is Ayame
(A-ya-may). It’s Japanese for ’Iris", which is also her middle name.
Some of our family like this. Some of our family doesn’t. We give F-all.
My wife suggesting “Drew” would be a reason to file papers.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
My cousin named her eldest daughter Aslan.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
We call her Aya, which is close enough to
Maya, etc. that it isn’t a big deal. We gave our son a Japanese name too, but put it in the middle. Boys catch more crap for weird names than girls do.
And at least that wasn’t “Asian”. Does it blow anyone else’s mind to see African-American girls with the name “Asia”? I feel like I’m missing something.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Porche
My soul weeps
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is 100% true:
The cashier at the Penn Station in South Bend is named Cashia.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Well isn't that just the sweetest thang.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Paula Deen references are the other thread.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
There weren't enough syllables for the other thread.
Plus, I’m distracted by my DVR’d Justified.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
My girlfriend's name is a nontraditional spelling of a common name
I wish I could snark. Really. Her dad is a surgeon. Spelling isn’t his problem, writing is.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Pajama
Pronounced with the emphasis on the “Pa”. My mother had a girl with this name as a HS student in her class she taught.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
My mom
said she knew a teacher who had a female student with the name Fagina. WUT
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Was that her last name, and her first name was Alotta?
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
gahhh
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Best* name i have ever seen:
Shithead – pronounced : Shuh-theed
*best and worst have same meaning, here
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
I once met a "Shitonya".
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not that you give a shit either way,
but I think it’s beautiful.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
So, let me get this straight,
You named your daughter Iris Iris hoping nobody’ll notice?
BTW – Are you far enough above sea level to be tsunami-proof? Stay safe, brah.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 7:31 AM EST up reply actions
I was lobbying for "Fiona" . . .
. . . had DC#1 been a girl.
(Too much time on exchange in Scotland?)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
My wife is part Irish (last name an Americanization of Monaghan)
and I love all things gaelic, so our girls are Ainsley and Alanna. Would have been Rhys or Martin if one of them was a boy. I also pushed for Renate (reh NAH tuh) and Dietrich, but that was a bit too Germany for Mrs. Rev’s liking.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I like your girl names.
Again, not that my opinion matters. But they are very awesome.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks, y'all.
Our last name is very, very common, so distinctive first names seemed required.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I'd have been Jeannette Marie if I were a girl...
I am so very glad I’m not that
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I was going to be Judson
and I now have a cousin named Judson… my uncle took the horrendous idea and ran with it!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 10, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
I would have been Leigh
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You all can still call me Chloe
But you would have had my actual gender neutral name.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
My daughter would have been Jackson William had she been a boy...
…it would’ve been a bad choice since there are no fewer than 4 Jacksons in her grade at school.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
HI TODD, I'M TUCKER
Fuck Tucker. Tucker sucks.
Tucker = Clemson.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Mar 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Or
someone will name their kid “situation” or “Pauly”, because this is America, dammit.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
NEEDS MOAR JAEDEN / KAEDEN / RAYDEN / HAEDEN / GANNON
kidding about the last one. but seriously, unique names are borderline trashy. Everyone trying to give their kids “unique” names means EVERYONE HAS A UNIQUE NAME THEYRENOT UNIQUE ANYMORE.
So when we named our daughter we gave her possibly one of the most classic, traditional set of names we could. (however, her first name can have a nickname that can be somewhat unique; her choice to use it).
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
If
I ever have kids, I’m pushing for Thor. Boy, or girl.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Mjolnir
you know nobody’s gonna have that one
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Middle name.
Thor Mjolnir blanx.
This pleases me.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Fenrir?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Second child
Will be
Fenrir Nyarlathotep blanx.
F. Nyarlathotep for short.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Mar 11, 2011 9:37 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Lovecraft reference gets rec'd
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Not Clemson?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I'd have to report him to Social Services.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 11, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Nyarlathotep is an excellent choice for a budding musician...
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
Aw, dammit!
You found our Baby Announcements.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
gah!
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
He'd be a shoo-in for NC State
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 11, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WHAT YOU DID THERE.
I see it.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Phelan?
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
there's a name right there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There used to be a running radio gag about the Heinie Brothers...
Big Thor and Red, who sold wine in flip-top cans, so you could always have a little Heinie whenever you wanted.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions
One of my professors at USC was named Thor.
It was his middle name and he didn’t go by it (unfortunately). Be warned, he was kind of frail looking.
by Never Leave College on Mar 11, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions
Balanced out by Thor Hushovd
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wyatt if I ever have a boy
Everyone in my family pretty much have family names. Not me. I’m named after an old L.A. Dodgers manager. Walter Alston. My dad just liked the way the guy’s name sounded and our last name is very close to Alston, so my first name is also Walter.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 11, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, I think I'm gonna take 6 weeks "MEternity" Leave
Right in the middle of busy season.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Are any of them Mexican
and can I interview them?
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 10, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
St. John's up at the half over Syracuse
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 3:33 PM EST reply actions
Jim Delany was just on my TV staring intently at his Blackberry.
It was about 4 inches from his face. My first thought at seeing him on my screen was HISS.
Obligatory
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
by Spartan D on Mar 10, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
I TOLD you to come to Texas.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
That sucks...
I just got back from the golf course
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
NW Minnesota just hit the over for the season series in a single game!
give everybody a hand!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, you meant Northwestern - Minnesota
I thought that there was a school called Northwest Minnesota University in one of the small conferences for a second there, and I was instantly depressed for the kids that tricked into playing ball there.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
they thought they were going for hockey! boy were they wrong.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NWMU in Theif River Falls, MN
University Motto: Hey, at least we’re not in Baudette.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Northern Michigan
We know the brochure showed tropical pictures, but hey, if you’re dumb enough to believe that, you’re dumb enough to be here
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A buddy from high school went to NMU to play baseball...
…not realizign that baseball season is about 3 weeks long up there
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
When's spring training?
Haha…. Spring.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Michigan Tech's website
doesn’t have a single picture of snow anywhere. That’s gotta be the biggest lie ever told. If they were any farther north, they’d be in Lake Superior.
My pops is a product of the Michigan Tech engineering program
I mean, sure it was almost 50 years ago, but still, the guy does actually know his shit.
uh oh, now you've angered the UP lurkers
get ready for 500 passive aggressive posts about how awesome the upper peninsula is 2 weeks out of the year
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah. It's a 12 month vacation destination.
Winter is wintry and long, what they call summer is incredibly gorgeous and pleasant. Isle Royale is awesome.
/PLEASESPENDMONEYINMICHIGANTIMALLENISBEGGINGYOU
THE POWER OF TOOLMAN COMPELS YOU!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I'd love to go to the SNO*DRIFT rally up there
umpteen hundred horsepower subarus being thrown around in the snow? Yes, please. Dunno if there’s a enough down coats in the world to keep me up there all winter though. I’d go crazy.
One of freshman year roommates was from the UP
He used to complain that couldn’t understand me because of my accent.
At least, I think that’s what he was saying…
OBVIOUS JOKE IS OBVIOUS
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
About the same distance as Lake Superior State.
Google Maps It’s not far from the water. The joke is pretty obvious if you know where Michigan Tech is on the map.
I got recruited by Michigan Tech
The other schools that offered me a scholarship were in California. Michigan Tech had no shot.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
I grew up in Marquette.
It’s… not that bad. Really.
But go 10 miles out of town in any direction? Yeesh.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Mar 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
I nearly went with Rosseau
But I liked the sound of Theif River Falls,
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
You couldn't have gone with Climax or Fertile?
Not kidding – both are in the NW MN Synod ELCA.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Aww Shit.
I seasons one and two on DVD. It’s really unfortunate that my most productive homework hours are midnight – 2.
Is this plate available in your state?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
tax?
aren’t scholarships supposed to be non-profit entities?
is Ray Go(o)ff still the head coach there?
Not all of them,
I believe any non-need based scholarship is considered taxable income. I know mine were, which means I got a sweet tax return without actually paying anything in. The taxes were taken into consideration, so even though I recieved X amount, the donor paid X+tax.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 5:15 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Took me over a month also
Then someone mentioned it and I noticed.
Shift A was a nice realization for perusing at work too.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
What were open threads during the season like?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Linear.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry if this is huge....
Scroll wheel finger is not scrolley (does not apply to early open thread but certainly to mid day and late)
unintentional reference of whittlin' coach is unintentional
But that makes me even happier I searched for a “hand cast” picture
OMGWTFBBQHIPAA
someone is screwed somewhere
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Mar 10, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If that's his birthdate halfway cut off on the bottom...
it better say “1864” and not “1964” if it’s the Bill Stewart you’re expecting.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions
That's the way to NDNation's heart Brian!!! You're learning.
Buddy up to the one guy that even the most stodgy, nay especially the most stodgy, Domers wouldn’t dare to criticize
Regis is awesome, and I will accept no argument.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
because who really doesn't want to be a millionaire?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Wilpons are about to find out
lulz
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen, your above average cubs fan
be here all week. Try the veal, it’s delicious
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MOAR CUBZ FAN DUMASSEDRY
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
*coughPHOTOBOMBcough*
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't even notice that at first viewing
Now it’s all I can see. Thanks for ruining that picture for me
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Neither did Kelly, since he posted that pic on his Twitter.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I see that guy ending up in a Freek Masterpiece sometime soon
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking more along the lines of this meme:
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
"He is havin, what some of youmay call,the beginnings of tha mudbutt."
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Every time I see Regis
I think of “Four Food Groups Of The Apocalypse”.
Smile.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
word association is fun
I think of Wayne Brady. Don’t ask me why, i think we were watching a lot of whose line while we were watching millionaire
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Fat middle aged white guy in expensive dress shirt and slacks ejected from courtside seats during ND - Cincinnati game
But they won’t tell me why. Cincinnati’s coach was consulted before they tossed the fan. I have no idea why, but I’m currently spinning several conspiracies in my head
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
anybody seen ACS? Anybody?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I wasn't going to make a sweeping generalization...
but I’m guessing he was trying to convert Ibrahima Thomas to Catholicism.
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior
Through him all Free Throws are made
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Extra ecclesiam nulla swishies?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Facepalm
so I just checked again, and now because i’m on the UH network, I can get the game on ESPN3. I’ve been following on gamecast to this point. I suck.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
I HAS A HAPPEE
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Good lord.
That was amazing.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately, class hasn't ended yet.
Plz to stop discussing Japanese postcolonialism kthx
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
You signed up for this Mr. Smarty Pants. Now you must suffer in March.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
in Hawaii
my pity is… how do you say, microscopic
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The civil defense sirens just went off
We’ve got a tsunami coming at 3 AM.
Your sympathy—I can haz it nao?
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 3:12 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
We’ve got a tsunami warning, they’re evacuating Waikiki. We’re pretty high up in the Manoa area, but I can’t imagine trying to evacuate all the hotels and condos in Waikiki. Our Facebook is blowing up from all our friends in Japan going crazy over the last few hours. Thankfully everyone seems okay so far, but it sounds pretty scary. Earthquakes are not fun when they are this big.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 3:27 AM EST up reply actions
Good news, Japan is probably the best equipped country to handle this
An 8.9 in China or Haiti might kill a million or more. Bad news, no one (not even Japan) is fully ready for an 8.9.
Evacuating all of Waikiki sounds like one of those operations from the disaster/alien invasion movies that seems implausible.
I only know one person who's near where the earthquake hit
Coworker who’s a liaison with the Japanese military. He’s going to be busy. Most of our friends are down near Tokyo, but from what they are saying, it was nasty enough there to cause fires to break out and knock people on their butts. Japan is well equipped to handle it, much better than we (the US) would be. It’s also fortunate (so far) that it’s only hit in relatively lightly populated areas. I’m only seeing 5 dead so far, which is pretty good (all things considered). An 8.9 in Tokyo or Osaka would be devastating.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 3:47 AM EST up reply actions
I beg to differ on earthquake preparedness in Japan vs. the US
In 1989 the 6.9 magnitude Loma Prieta earthquake hit San Francisco, killing 63 and injuring about 3,700.
In 1995 a 7.2 magnitude quake hit Kobe, and whole buildings, apartment blocks and highways collapsed, killing over 6,000 and injuring over 27,000.
The Japanese response to the Kobe quake was a wholesale re-evaluation of their earthquake preparedness. Maybe by now, they are up to US standards, but I wouldn’t say they were “much better equipped than we.”
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions
compare that with Taiwan
where they were using cookie tins for foundation material for giant apartment blocks.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well,
After spending 2 years working with the JGSDF, there a heck of a lot better at disaster response than we are. That’s a large part of my assessment.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
oh, 3 am your time, another 4 hours
Forgot basic time zone math for a second, thought you had like 15 minutes.
Yeah, we have some time
It’ll hit Wake and Midway first, and we’ll have a gauge of what to expect.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 3:47 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 4:23 AM EST up reply actions
Good you're still here.
Woke up to hear about this, and immediately thought of you. Glad to know your friends are safe. You stay that way too.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 11, 2011 7:13 AM EST up reply actions
Ditto this- stay safe buddy
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Yeah, what Chloe said, brah
My nephew over on Maui lives about 200 ft ASL. He told his dad this morning he’s not worried about the house, but the restaurant he works in is right on the water.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 7:41 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks all
The tsunami thing here was minor—I got up at 3 to see if I needed to do anything, but it was no biggie. Classes are canceled today, but I think that was more preventative in case people couldn’t get in to school. Still, news gets worse and worse from Japan.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
We were supposed to finish in an hour. Lasted forever. Not my subject, so...
argh. My presentation lasted 5 min. Others took forever.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO READ MY POWERPOINT TO YOU.
YES, THE WHOLE THING.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Death by text. at least you guys don't do yours on Friday
ARRRRRRGH.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You're reading me the whole powerpoint, AGAIN?!?!
But you emailed it to me two days ago, and I read it then. And you emailed me all the forms that I had to read, and a list of the things this meeting was about.
Now, if you don’t want my opinion on this, can I just go back to my classroom, grade papers, and actually HELP students, since this is a colossal waste of my time? No, I have to sit here and listen to the fatassed “Spanish teacher” who doesn’t actually speak Spanish tell me how I’m lacking in cultural sensitivity in MY MATH CLASS? Well, fine- I’m going to be “taking notes” on my laptop.
One day, I’ll liveblog a faculty meeting for you all, if you want it
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Yes
for the uninitiated, please do. I know what they’re like, but they still give me the giggles.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Remind me in the fall- the high school ones are better than the ones for TAing in college, and we already had those
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Doesn't sound all that different than Army staff meetings.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
That scares the crap outta me...
if Army staff meetings are filled with the inanity and time-wasting of faculty meetings, then I fear for our soldiers more than I did before
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
You have no idea
There’s another army officer in my class who is on the same program as me. We’re watching the prof dissect some table a guy made to put into his paper, and they’re discussing margins and crap. I turned to him and said “hey, it’s just like a quarterly training briefing”. He about fell out of his chair.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the truthiness
Army staff meetings are horrible. Training classes are worse. I don’t even know what to say about some of the things we have to sit through.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 11, 2011 5:28 AM EST up reply actions
NO - DO NOT WANT.
I get my fill of institutional bullshit at our regularly scheduled conferences/assemblies, thank you very much. Last one didn’t even have wireless in the assembly hall, the bastards.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
My personal hell
My office is between two guys who are bankruptcy/restructuring specialists. They have a number of conference calls. Often, both have to be on the call at the same time. They take these calls on speakerphone. Both of them. With their doors open.
And.
There is a .5 second lag in the phone system, so I get to hear the same comments on monster echo.
Close my door, you say?
It is closed.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I think I understand the hissing more and more...
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
When the calls
last for hours, as they sometimes do, I start banging my head on the desk.
I’m shure there r no lasting effectz.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
is it sad
that I would probably find a good chunk of the content of those calls interesting? yes? WELL FUCK YOU ALL HATERZ
working on a deal once I heard possibly the greatest lawyer exchange of all time:
Private Equity GC: Not sure about this clause here, I say we strike it
Company GC: That paragraph is essential, the protection it provides is invaluable
PEGC: (after extended exchanges on the topic) Well I’ve never seen language like that, no attorney has ever written that in
CGC: WELL THATS BECAUSE NO ONE IS AS SMART AS I AM.
/FIN
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
I may have said that on a conference call once
it has to be better than “because I said so, that’s why!” right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, the calls
Are actually interesting, and I learn a lot about stuff what I don’t do- the one guy is a big time heavy hitter in the restructuring business.
It’s the reverb that makes me lose my shit.
My best was this: said by me, in response to douchebaggery: “Fuck you, stronger message to follow.” Then I hung up on him.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Mar 11, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I get that all the time and it sucks.
Sadly I don’t have an office door to close, as I’m stuck in a cubicle tenement
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
I don't think Cincinnati scored a single point in the last 6 or 7 minutes.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
What the hell just happened
I don’t know how to react to an ND team* that gets up for big games.
*applies to all sports that don’t involve blades attached to your feet
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
you don't, under any circumstances, pick them to make the sweet 16
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Applies to any team that does well in the Big East tournament unexpectedly.
Somebody’s going to get a ludicrously high seed based on a Big East tourney run. (Quite possibly Marquette.) Whatever you do, pick against this team. Never fails.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
BUT THE BIG EAST IS THE TOUGHEST CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY TEAMS IN IT
AND THEY’RE ALL SO GREAT. EVEN BEATING DEPAUL IS A QUALITY WIN BECAUSE THEY’RE REALLY TURNING THAT PROGRAM AROUND.
Haha DePaul LOLZ
I grew up watching Demon basketball at the old Rosemont Horizon, and I wonder how the hell they’ve fallen sooooo far
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
The Big East happened
They were perfectly fine recruiting Chicago and putting up solid seasons in Conference USA. Then they joined the Big East.
I know everybody gets tired of hearing how deep the Big East is, but no teams in it are truly terrible, except DePaul. Literally every team in their conference is better than them. Every single one. Their the the DePaul:Big East Basketball:Vanderbilt:SEC Football.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
USF is terrible. Providence was one player from being terrible.
Seton Hall and Rutgers had horrible conference records, ergo they’re terrible by Big East standards.
And yet all those teams are better than DePaul
Seton Hall was 7-12 in Conference. That’s not good but it’s certainly not terrible. USF, I’ll give you have been pretty bad. Providence and Rutgers are down this year, but in years past have been solid teams.
The question was “What happened to DePaul?” To me that is a historical question. They were a decent team in Conference USA with a chance to compete if things went their way. Now, they are a bottom feeder in the toughest basketball conference in the country.
So I’ll slightly rephrase. The Big East happed to DePaul. There are only a couple teams that are terrible year in and year out. Literally every team in the conference is better than DePaul.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Let's go through this again, Nowhere Man [and yes, Maths are involved]
this year the Big East is living up to the hype not just with sheer numbers, but with quality in those numbers. Using SpartanDan’s prefered Bradley-Terry rankings for March 8 you will find the Big East has 11 out of 16 teams [68.75% of the conference] listed in the Top 35, which represents the top 10% of all 345 D1 baskbetball teams.
No other conference is even remotely close by percentage. Big 12 = 5/12, B1G = 4/12, SEC 3/12, ACC 2/12
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Hey! You keep your numbers outta my preconcieved notions!
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, GTown is still up there...
though they are missing one of their top players and should no longer be included. Villanova is still in there despite completely nosediving. Marquette and Cincy just got completely obliterated in the conference tourney.
I hope the 16 team bracket you end up in for the NCAA tourney has 9* ranked teams in it.
Then you’ll get to see how we as a conference had to roll all year. Oh, and I forgot to enquire how you liked your trip to Morgantown this year?
*March 7 AP Top 25
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Go get'em, Tiger. I actually hope y'all do well in the Tourney this year.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 11, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
I was rooting for you guys all year. The better you do, the better the loss looks.
I also became a Richmond fan this year. Looks like they ought to sneak in.
Yeah, because the Mountaineers won the Big East tourney last year
and totally washed out at March Madness, didn’t they?
/wavesfinalfourbanneroverhead
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 11, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
NOBODY SAY ANYTHING!
DON’T JINX IT!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
so.... no.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hansborough shoots 0-10 from 3 point land.
Scott Martin had a fleeting thought about Purdue and exploded his knee. Abromitis gets suspended for his name “sounding too ethnic”.
that only happens in the big ten.
suspension given for not taking 45% of teams shots despite going 0-40 from the field and not choking enough girls in bars (Devendorf was such a classy dude)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ESPN still has the old North Dakota logo up
I wonder what the ESPNU logo for them is?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Better question...
is Maryland attempting a Virginia impersonation? Or, is NC State attempting a Miami impersonation?
I am trying hard to forget the last minute of that game ever happened
Please do not open painful wounds
HAHAHAHAHA. Oh lord. Maryland did this against Duke one year. In the NCAA final.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
wine hangover = painful
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
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by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 11, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Congeners
Absorbed from the wood barrels, I buhleeb. Wine is heavy in them. Bourbon is the heaviest (sad). They are i think some sugar byproduct but more responsible for flavors and bouquets etc.
out of my ass, this was pulled.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 11, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Weird thing is I get MUCH more banged up on wine than on bourbon
Although I think that’s down to a reflux issue…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
It's your on allergies
Hangovers depend largely on three factors: alcohol (duh), dehydration, and allergens. Depending on what you’re allergic to (yeast, pollen, plant sugars, tannins, etc.) you’ll have your own “worst hangover” drink. For me, white wine never causes a hangover, some but not most reds do, depending on grape/region.
Cognac and bourbon? Whoa buddy; I like them, but always take my aspirin and loratadine before I go to bed. Scotch and rum rarely cause me problems, good tequila doesn’t either (but the fake stuff does, because it has different ingredients).
Vodka is trouble free for obvious reasons (there’s not much in it). Since I love my brown liquors, that’s not enough motivation.
How goes the Tony Bennett revolution?
how many #1 singles to winning seasons?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
16-15 is a winning season, right?
/weeps self to sleep
/actually, not really, since no one expected us to do even that well in late December
Wake doesn't count
at least you’re not a Wake fan. Sweet heavens.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ohhhhhhh.....
wow. Well then, that’s rough. I think Davidson would have beat Wake this year. Guadio must be feeling AWESOME.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It will be interesting to see who gets fired first: the AD who fired Dino or the coach who replaced Dino and achieved 1 conference win
Anyway, as I noted earlier, it is now spring as far as I’m concerned, the season that all of Virginia’s sports thrive and seem to be competing for all the championships.
they looked like crap warmed over against the cuse
soooooo…. hold the phone
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Early season lacrosse games like that mean very little in the grand scheme of things
Still ranked #2 nationally
Bordeaux is so plebeian
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Perhaps, but it was all that was available at the moment
If I had any beer, it would have been drunk
reenactment of ND v. Cincy game
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
England's current state of affairs as stated by the Guardian
if England win today they are through to the quarter-finals. And what a serene qualification process it wWHERE’STHEVALIUMill have been, eh? Meanwhile, here’s Guy Hornsby, riffing on an old favourite. “The one thing that puts my teeth physically on edge is the Comic Sans MS font. (i can see the crowd thinning out as a type but hear me out). It’s a font that was created for a kid’s word processor back in the mists of Windows 3.11 and yet now it’s baffingly ubiquitous, used across the globe for all sorts of stuff, and I’m haunted by it wherever I go, even when I was away in Paris, it was on shop fronts, and menus. It’s used to seem ‘ker-azy’ or ‘fun’ by the sort of people that go to car boot sales, or use colours in professional emails, but who basically have no social skills whatsoever and think that it’s acceptable to put smileys when they’re writing to their boss. They should all be shot.”
ALL THE VALIUM.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
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