THE CURIOUS INDEX, 3/10/2011
by Spencer Hall on Mar 10, 2011 10:10 AM EST
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Printi'LL TALK REAL SLOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
Georgia Tech coach Paul Johnson does not care what you think about anything ever, and continued his lifelong demonstration of this commitment to not giving a blue fuck about your thoughts or feelings by telling Atlanta talk radio host Matt Chernoff "Let me talk real slow and I'll try and explain it to you" in a discussion about recruiting and visiting while committed. It's around the 5:30 mark if you want to listen to it, but we don't care if you do or not. Paul Johnson saw you with your flashers on at 3:30 in the morning on the side of the interstate and thought nothing, because your dumb ass should have checked the engine before you left. (HT: Blutarsky)
CLOSED PRACTICES BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS SO COMPLEX. Florida is closing practices because team closeness bonding strategy blah blah and here's the Saban/Belichick cloak descending over the program, which is different than the Meyer tarp in that they'll get secretive about things, but be very nice about telling you why they can't say anything about it. A kinder, gentler obstruction is the key, and we're okay with all but one element of it: not being able to watch spring practices, one of the more pleasant things you can do in Gainesville in March.
D'OHHHHHH. Georgia will be hit with five minor violations of the NCAA's extremely clear and not-at-all-nonsensical recruiting rules in the announcement of Ray Drew's commitment. The central violations involve having David Pollack and Randall Godfrey speaking at the announcement, a practice forbidden by the rules and self-reported by Georgia AD Greg McGarity. Minor infractions like this are usually handled internally, and Drew's eligibility is not expected to be affected. PETA still wants to know what the hell happened to that puppy in the Isaiah Crowell announcement. (Isaiah: "What dog, man?")
STOOPS IN THE HOUSE. Chris Petersen's like some kind of yogi on the mountain you have to go visit, dude.
WHAT IF BO PELINI WERE A MEDIA DARLING? The answer to this question: he would not be Bo Pelini, and he'd probably just channel his anger in another way, something the kickable dogs of the world thank Pelini for every day.
FOOTBALL NERD PORN ALERT: Bill from Football Outsiders is getting his own stats site, and DIGITS DIGITS OH GOD SWEET DIGITS.
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No,
but who’s gonna be the first to photoshop Sheen ripping a foot-scootering, scantron wantin Ryan Mallet with Crowell in the back with his puppy talking to PETA?
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Mar 10, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Due to personal and family problems, last night was a rough evening
So let me kick off this morning right.
FUCK CLEMSON
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Mar 10, 2011 10:13 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
And a hearty FUCK CLEMSON to you, good sir.
… and I hope things get better on the home front… personal and family problems suck.
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Mar 10, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Fuck all the Clemson?
FUCK. ALL. THE. CLEMSON.
by vineyarddawg on Mar 10, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Those three girls need higher numbers.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Those girls are the Devil, Bobby.
by softbatch on Mar 10, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 16 recs
C'mon, somebody make the 666 ref GREEN!
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
I believe the middle number 6 is noted soft core actress Katie James
I believe she was the small breasted one in the Busty Cops series.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not about to fact-check you on Google,
but Rec’d nonetheless. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
You know you are getting old
when cheerleader pics make you feel like a perv.
Really, the one on the left in the bottom picture is of legal age? (And I dont mean SC legal age, which she has been for a long time now).
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Well that field behind her is sodded..
/wait I did that wrong.
by jokastrength on Mar 10, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
You did.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Hmm
Clemson : Cheerleaders as
P.R. of China : Gymnasts?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
i don't think so
PR China wins sometimes.
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
If Clemson had 1.3 billion people
They’d win sometimes too.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Law of Large Numbers
In a sample that large, 1 in a million chances happen 13 times a day.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Nah, it all runs downhill to Jawja
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
No kidding!
Not only are they closer to my son’s age than mine, the girls in the bottom picture look like kids from his cross country team (well, assuming that the XC girls ran in makeup and hair ribbons).
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hey, in the first picture
Are those Clemson girls with boobs? Ah do declare. If they’d only get rid of the Whitehurst jerseys so I could get a better look.
Clemson girls, in general, have boobs. It is Clemson cheerleaders who don't.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
ICANHAZPURRPLEDRESSGRRL?
KTHANXBAI
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
As long as I can have Daisy Dukes in the lower picture, sure.
Her chest is magnificently cantilevered.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
MASSIVE
fucking moose knuckle on the one in orange pants
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 10, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
the one far left in the overalls
is the 3rd “6” in the first pic as well, i believe.
by whiskey_soup on Mar 10, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Holy shit you might be right.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
pictures on the internet
thank the lord I have destroyed the servers.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I didn't know there were camels in South Carolina
but the middle one seems to have 2 humps and a toe
by lhb98 on Mar 10, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I refuse to count fake boobs as "boobs."
We strike juice-enhanced sports stats from the record books; the same standard for boobage, I say!
The top photo are definitely fake. I suspect the two middle gals in the bottom photo as well. I’d rather have a natural B than a fake DD any day.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
mmmm, dunno about the second statement.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They're still nice scenery.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't say that the top photo are definitely fake
she is wearing a bra under the dress, so she might be utilizing technology to enhance rather than having had surgical enhancement.
And really, as long as she’s cute in the face, I don’t care what size they are or if they’re real or not.
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"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch." ~ Sterling Archer
It's the angle that the top of the boob makes with the breastbone
that is the giveaway. A natural boob mooshes up against it, and the fat/mammary gland deforms and forms a natural flowing surface. Fake boobage just crams up against it because the saline bag is immobile under the skin, and you get a steep angle.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
NOT NECESSARILY.
With the right bra and a weird shoulder angle (she appears to have her shoulders rolled forward a bit), things can get weird. I’ve been wrangling these things for most of my life, trust me on this.
/thanks for the back problems, grandma!
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 10, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with your sentiment on fake boobs
However, I’m not so sure those are fake. I believe it’s best to defer to the lady, so I apply a “clear and convincing standard” before I make a judgment. I think there’s enough reasonable doubt here to refrain from accusations.
The list is long, but distinguished.
seconded
and really, if I say any more on this subject it might come back to bite me in the derrierre
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I agree that real > fake
But really….BOOBS FTW, FAKE OR NOT!
/stillreallya13yearold
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, you see fake boobs everywhere
I feel bad for your worldview.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Where you see a problem, I see opportunity!
ARRRRRGH THE SHOCK COLLAR!!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It is a limitation, to be sure
Because the thought ALWAYS pops into my head, upon viewing enhanced lovely lasses in various states of undress: “Oh. Fake boobs. Ick.”
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
If you can touch 'em...
…they’re real
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Mar 10, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
But just because they're real
doesn’t mean you can touch them.
/Some people are just so stuck up.
by jokastrength on Mar 10, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I'm pretty sure the girl on the far right in the top right picture . . .
has a higher squat max than Kyle Parker.
by MaconDawg on Mar 10, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The two bottom cheerleaders look 12.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
A Fuck Clemson will always get a rec’d
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
by 49er16 on Mar 10, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Stoops is only in Boise to see how to properly run the Hook-and-Ladder
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
No, how to properly defend against it.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Umeenz Hook and LATERAL?
Any so-equipped fire company can show him how to run a hook and ladder..
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
It goes by both names
You know there’s no actual statue in the statue of liberty play, right?
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
/head asplode
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
No but there is both a hook and a lateral in the hook and lateral play. There is no ladder however.
I’m gonna have to side with MtnEer on this one. Mostly because Notre Dame is too good for Auburn.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Bullshit. I've seen football players run out there with a step ladder before!
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
The Miami-FIU game doesn't count.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 10:46 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
"And here comes Jacory Harris with a folding chair!"
“He’s throwing interceptions from the top rope!”
“Oh, the humanity!”
/puttinrasslininyourfoobaw
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
THAT'S AL GOLDEN'S MUSIC!!!!
/JR’d
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 10, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
MY GOD, MY GOD.....DAMN HIM......DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
THAT'S THE MOST ILLEGAL THING I"VE EVER SEEN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Mar 10, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now featuring:
Gene Chizik as the Million Dollar Man
Ed Orgeron as Randy Savage
Paul Johnson as Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Erin Andrews as Miss Elizabeth
I think we could play this game all day, right?
Bill Stewart as Mankind?
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Also...
… Les Miles and Robb Akey as the Bushwackers
by vineyarddawg on Mar 10, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
that would mean that the Brothers Pelini
have to be the Road Warriors. right?
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
PLZ TO HAVE MORE KTHX OMGWTFBBQ!
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
in terms of sheer sideline antics
The flying pelini brothers are more like the bushwhackers…u know, fists and spits and all…
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 10, 2011 11:35 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Mark Mangino as Andre the Giant
and Bo Pelini as himself
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Bo Pelini as Stone Cold maybe?
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Mangino and Friedgen
as The Natural Disasters
/EarthquakeandTyphoon
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
If New Age Outlaws = tOSU
then yes.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
YOU BETTER CALLLLLLLLLLL SOMEBODYYYYYYYY
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Norm Chow is Mr. Fuji
//off to my court-ordered sensitivity training
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
who would be Yokozuna?
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Mangino? Fulmer?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe one of our Utah or Hawaii fans can provide a suitable selection off their oline?
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Bob Diaco is Ravishing Rick Rude
This is going to keep me busy all day.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
RONP is the Rock
IF YAAAAA SMMMEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL WWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTT THE PRINCE IS COOOOOOOKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!
Bret Bielema is clearly the Hitman Bret Hart
Similarity goes beyond first names.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Mike Locksley as the Junkyard Dog?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
TOBC as Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 10, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, time's the great destroyer.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 10, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
A'Mod Ned!
With the crutches!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
The term LOL is used far too much
but I literally laughed out loud upon seeing this.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Silly, why would he be in South Bend this weekend?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I Look out my window..................
And wipe away a lone tear. Truth is sorrow.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
it's gray today in durham, but in the 70's
looks like I can’t bike unless I want a Mary Poppins event
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
30 and flurries
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Nick Saban would like his violin back.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Mar 10, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Nick Saban would like his violin double bass back. Fixed. cos it does actually look like a double bass
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Amod Ned
Respect
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Mar 10, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Insert Wikipedia joke here
But both are commonly used terms, but apparently also subject of debate to tightassescertain subsets of fans.
And don’t be so afraid of me.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Mar 10, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Funner is also commonly used. The fact that commoners and peasants like Auburn use something doesn't make it right
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Just continuing the theme
You say I’m scared of you, I say I’m better than you.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
To be fair
he said you were “ascared.” Not the same. I think.
/VanillaIce’d
by Big Jon on Mar 10, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I still don't know how Auburn won the national title, everyone I know voted for Notre Dame"
by Ardbeg on Mar 10, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
"Where's the flood, Huck?"
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Silly Barner, thinking NDs fan base has kept up with fashion
Like our football, we would prefer that fashion was the same as it was in the 40s
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
There is nothing wrong with that statement- though you could certainly include the 50's
/fashionnerd’d
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Mar 10, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NO, Notre Dame did not win 4 National Titles in the 50s. Therefore, that is when society began to fall apart
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
BUT BUT BUT
skinny ties, natural shoulders!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, maybe in Oklahoma they like the how things were in the 50s but not here are Notre Dame*
*1953 Model Year excepted
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
As long as we don't get any defenders of the late sixties, seventies, eighties
/shudder
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
up to say, '63 or '64
see awesome blog The Selvedge Yard.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Mar 10, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
I have a tweed one
it is fantastic
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That look is back in now, I believe
Or maybe I’m just wishing
by PalmettoTiger on Mar 10, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
If you really want that look
you’ll have to pay for it- the shoulders on that suit are notoriously hard to tailor
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We hope that's true for both parts of the analogy
//Hooray for Return to Glory Part XII
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Green it.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Those dudes need to lift some legs
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples.
As everyone who has seen Varsity Blues knows, the play is known as the hook & ladder and it never works in practice.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 10, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
This ain't the play where I trot down the field and act like I'm lost is it?
“Just catch the ball dummy! Oh look, a ball, CATCH IT!”
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Yes
AND GODDAMNIT THE “REVERSE” AND THE “END AROUND” ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE TERMS FOR THE SAME PLAY GODDAMNIT JOE BUCK AND EVERY OTHER DUMBASS
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 10, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for BASIC FUCKING SENSE
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
This statement has truthiness
But is not at all similar.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
I always assumed "hook and lateral"
Was the hook and ladder being renamed after the mouth breathing, over-literal NFL analysts got their idiot way with football idioms, as they always do.
/Oooh look at the “wildcat”
All the C.I.'s up before 9:30?
All the C.I.’s up before 9:30.
Thanks Orson
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Mar 10, 2011 10:23 AM EST reply actions
Obviously I'm biased
but, Johnson seems to subscribe to the school of: “Being polite makes you a pussy and NOT a genius, IM A GENIUS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY OFFENSE! WHEN WE LOSE ITS ACTUALLY BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH OF A GENIUS I REALLY AM!!! I’M 1-3 VS. UGA BECAUSE IM A GENIUS! IM NOT POLITE CUZ IM NOT A PUSSY LIKE THOSE OTHER POLITE DOODS THAT ACTUALLY PLAYED COLLEGE FOOTBALL!”
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Tech fan here
But I really try to keep the blinders off when it comes especially to my school and yours. It was fun in the first two years. It’s annoying now. Which means it’s not about the arrogance at all; it’s about the winning.
I suppose some of the coaches who never played have something more to prove? Both Leach and Johnson have similarly arrogant natures. Who else?
You are a scholar and a gentleman for your objectivity
and in all honesty, PJ is a good to very good coach and I’ll be the first to admit it.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
The guy has earned it to a certain extent, just not at Tech
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Agreed. Anyone who saw what he did at Georgia Southern has to concede this.
Of course having Adrien Peterson (the other one) did not hurt, but that offense was just not fair for a while.
played with guys that played for PJ
like men among boys
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There's one guy who hadn't played since
Freshman year of high school in New Jersey.
He’s reported to have an attitude of sorts.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Good call
also 
He was also an asshole, ticked off Georgia fans, and didn’t play college ball, despite his resume saying he won 17 Super Bowls.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Resume, shwesume
dude makes fucking blancmange out of shit.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He also knows to kick a FG on 3rd down
Yeah, I went there.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
That one definitely hurt...
my 14 year old self cried and I aint ashamed to admit it.
But since turnabout is fair play, how does 1 win this millenium feel?
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
It sucks however
GT has won a national title in my lifetime.
1990 was my senior year. I can put up with a lot because of that.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
unless you graduated at 9
UGA won one in your lifetime as well
by Working Title on Mar 11, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
But I dont care about that
- of titles by my team in my lifetime: 1
- of titles by Beaumont’s team in his lifetime: 0
Im not some sort of weirdo who has to subtract one title from my score if my rival wins. I dont live in Alabama.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Dangit.
Remember to look below before you post, Kelly.
/smacks self
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Blustery
[…pic in 3, 2, 1…]
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Unless a Johnson coached Navy team played Georgia
And I missed that, he’s 1-2 against them. Don’t go counting your chickens before they hatch.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
GSU vs. UGA 2000
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Ahh
Didn’t know about that one. But are you really going to count a game where he was coaching a lower division team? I realise it’s GSU in 2000, and they probably could’ve beaten most Big East and ACC teams at the time, but it’s still a lower division team.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Let me answer your question with a question:
Do you think Paul Johnson counts that game? Or is he a pussy?
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Mar 10, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
Im sure he counts it
unlike games during WW2 which some schools dont count.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
by gtne91 on Mar 10, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
and makin' it green
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely wasn’t trying to puff up my chest about the Dawgs beating Southern. It’s just that I was stating his record (troll style in the interest of full disclosure) and he coached that game and IS NOT A FUCKIN PUSSY AT ALL!!!NOTICE HIM NOW!! HES A GENIUS DAMNIT!
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
There was some unintended snark in question
Must work on tone with no edit button.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
See, now, I think the exact opposite.
But then Arp and all that.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Mar 10, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Coach Paul Johnson
is a walking, talking dismissive wanking motion. He suffers no fools.
by Raiders on the Storm on Mar 10, 2011 10:30 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
if bo pelini were a media darling
He would be paul johnson
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 10, 2011 10:35 AM EST via mobile reply actions
If I had Pelini's face,
I’d be angry too.
by stanzipants on Mar 10, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
and
Fuck all the clemsons.
PS, who here hates iowa??
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 10, 2011 10:39 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I think I can work some of that up this morning
I HATE IOWA
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
YAY IOWA GO AWESOME!
That’s how it works, right?
by stanzipants on Mar 10, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
no my young ward
Your Uncle Rhabdo taught you wrong. Its “we hate iowa and the university that doesn’t exist”
In that order. With a liberal peppering of “fuck clemson” thrown in. Now, repeat after me….
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 10, 2011 10:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
WE HATE IOWA.
And mornings. I really loathe mornings too.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
I refuse to participate in this meme
I, for one, like Iowa. As a regular reader of BHGP, it is difficult for me to dislike Iowa. Plus, Iowa City is cool.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Well FUCK CLEMSON to you too then.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Thank you! A thousand Fucked Clemsons to you as well!
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
'Scuse me there, Ghost, at the risk of seeming pendantic
Why would stanzi’s ex-girlfriends blurry recollection be full of boobs?
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
She was dealing with a newborn baby at the time, so the story goes
She’s one of the regulars over at BHGP.
The quote was too much to pass up, though.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
I gave up cursing for lent
Do horrible sexual things to Wofford.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Me too.
No cursing. With the exception of hockey. Because there’s no way to stop cursing at hockey games.
/Stupid Tampa Bay Lightning.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Hurricanes
we can haz playoffs? Maybeez.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hurricanes can never have the nice things
I have so much hate in my heart for that fucking team. LOOGIT ME CUSSING TOO.
whoo Stanley cup
luvz.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dear Connecticut,
we takez your nice thingz.
luv,
Carolina
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Imma just leave this here
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
So?
you still have to live in Dtown, maybe. I mean, one title in something like 10 years of operation is pretty good (and we have 3 EC titles?)
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
EC titles mean nothing because you get to regularly play the Islanders
Since we aren’t suffering from everybody-get-injured-itis this year like last year, I think we’re a pretty serious contender for the cup at this point.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
probably?
hard to say until the playoffs roll around in hockey.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This applies to the Bills as well?
lulz. I only torture Buffalo people because one of my closest friends is one.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh no, the Bills are fucked beyond measure
The Sabres actually have competent management now, as well as a solid base of young talent. They’re one or two pieces away from being really fucking good.
Both of my parents are from Beefalo
SO I have a soft spot for the demonic cattle.
/loveoldlogo-hatenewonestill
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 10, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
I feel torn
Detroit was the only place I ever lived that had a hockey team… so I am a Wings fan.
But I’m told over and over that the Wings are the Yankees of the NHL.
Does this mean I have no soul?
We used to go to Northville to visit friends
That place has a lot of really sweet Wings memorabilia
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's a strange comparison
I don’t think it fits, to be honest. Illitch doesn’t have the money to compete with the ridiculousness of the Yankees.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
I dunno man, the Tigers are up there in payroll
Illich (or whoever runs the team) does not get enough credit for the work they do on their kids though- they have a few future HOFers but they always have young guys who contribute meaningful minutes.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I want to like the Tigers. I really do!
But they try so hard to find new ways to fuck up at some point throughout the season and ruin it all.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
the second part of that comment pertains to the red wings
I can’t evaluate the Tigers as a baseball team- they spend a ton of money for questionable return (and should never have caved to Andrew Miller, they should have let him develop, now all he’ll be is an above average lefty middle relief guy)
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, yes, the Wings have multiple HOFers
Including Lidstrom, who has transcended the HOF and gone on to deity status.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
they did perpetrate the curse of Hossa though
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That guy gets booed incessantly everytime he has the puck when he's at the Joe
You can tell it REALLY screws with his game.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
I feel sorry for the guy
honestly. But if the hawks had lost last year he would have had to go to Europe
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Curse of Hossa shattered last year.
Hooray, first Stanley Cup in my lifetime. And, given the Hawks’ usual competence, quite possibly the last.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'd argue that Pol Pot was far and away better than Dollar Bill.
But then, I did repeatedly urge that Wirtz pere be hung from his heels in Grant Park and torn apart by feral dogs, so I might not be completely objective.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Winston'd
"i have a presentiment of doom upon me, and i fear it shall come to us with barbeque sauce." Augustus TwoFeathers McCoy
by thetennesseethumper on Mar 11, 2011 9:19 AM EST up reply actions
Except how to steal a team from Minnesota.
Fuck you, Norm Green.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Mar 10, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
All the cups in the world
won’t make Crosby less of a cheapshotting POS
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Harsh.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Is that you Bob Ross?
RELEASE THE KRAKEN! (Greg Hardy)
Stockpiling alcoholic beverages for April 28th it seems.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 10, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
I wish. Dude's a legend.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Dude, if he actually did any hitting besides back checking and hooking
and if he actually, you know, defended himself, I’d like him a lot more. Not that I’m a fighting guy or anything like that, but late hits and hooking do not endear him to me. Ovechkin, however, gets all of my hockey love. Especially when he gets out of position to chase someone down to hit them.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's not really his place to fight.
That doesn’t mean I agree with his after the whistle conduct all of the time, but he is a much better player than Ovechkin.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
I dunno. Ovechkin is a monster, and all around the best player in hockey
He can play any line, any time. Crosby is GREAT, don’t get me wrong, but you can put Ovechkin in at any time for any reason, and he’ll only get better as he gets smarter about the game.
Crosby, to me, is the Dani Alves of hockey. Just mixed feelings all around, and a defensive liability (more than made up for in offensive skill)
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's the first time I've heard anyone say Ovechkin is better all around.
He’s a better shooter, no doubt. But he doesn’t play defense, he doesn’t pass the puck as well, and teams are beginning to figure him out. Crosby was dominating the world before the concussion. Crosby is a much better defensive player than people give him credit for, certainly better than Ovechkin.
Don’t get me wrong OV is terrifying and I would take him on my team any day, but Crosby he is not.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Ovie doesn't usually play with his head
but it looks like he’s doing a TON better right now. They need to convince him to forecheck, then you can put him on the checking line. Crosby’s just not physically able to do that. It’s sort of an apples/oranges argument. Skating too- Crosby might have the speed edge, but , heck is Ovechkin a great skater. Just so pure.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I agree that Crosby isn't able to play on the checking line...
…but that’s a waste of his talent IMO. He isn’t a grinder like TK or Talbot, he’s much more dangerous in the middle of the ice, not buried in the corner. Ovechkin is the same way.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Ovy gives you asymmetrical advantages if he carries the load on the checking line
all of a sudden, you can’t just grind for the shift, you have to play real defense. It’s funny, for a guy who evidently loves to hit, he doesn’t always like to work (this is improving, particularly the last stretch of games)
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What's that? People here want offense and defense?
Pavel Datsyuk. Henrik Zetterberg. I rest my case.
I couldn't hate Zetterberg anymore.
But he is a monster.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Any more. 2 words.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Datsyuk is like cheating
or turning on god-mode.
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Ovie is a winger
and Crosby plays center. Crosby has turned into one of the league’s best faceoff men and he’s decent in his own end, certainly Ovie is no better. Ovie is more physical in the sense that from time to time he’ll make a big hit, but often floats around the ice too much and avoids the corners and the physical play there. Crosby lives in the corners and takes all kinds of cheap shots and physical play and dominates down low like he’s twice his size. Ovie’s great, but he’s also been paired with Backstrom (top 3 playmaker) for a couple years, whereas Crosby has been lined with glorified role players and still produced points. Ovie has a better shot and has the ability to lay a big hit, but does nothing else better than Crosby.
by Eric Murtaugh on Mar 10, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
They've gotten some really good stuff from Calvert,
and Lepisto and Dushall are going to be solid additions- but they still need another quality defenseman and some good luck with injuries to compete.
Next year, barring another goaltending fiasco, the 5th/6th seed isn’t out of the question, even having to play in that division
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
My hatred for Pittsburgh almost rivals my hatred for Colorado.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Gooood. Gooood. Let the hate flow.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Emperor Palpatine is everywhere today.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
We could be friends
Fuck everything Pittsburgh
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Mar 10, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
should be in Hartford
and called Whalers
hockey is southeast is wrong. while I’m thankful for being able to go to NHL games, you know, if you can call what they play in ATL the NHL, it’s still wrong wrong wrong.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Mar 10, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Like most of Connecticut, the Whalers decided to go somewhere where you can go to the beach 8 months out of the year instead of 2. It’s not like they had any fans anyway (folks who’re actually from Connecticut are, like New Yorkers, which is what they actually are, a fan of the winning team). I swear, every other kid I went to school with was from Connecticut.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LOL 2006 F U
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
You might like this one even better, actually
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
If can haz playoffs
must haz scoring on teh power playz.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
scoring on power playz?
the Columbus Blue Jackets ask, “What does that even MEAN?”
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Jeff Skinner is 18 and what is this
Kid’s kinda hit the wall recently. I suppose that’s to be expected, but unless he gets back on track the Canes are done for this year.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
You couldn't expect that kid to keep up that pace all year.
However, his future looks really bright.
At least it takes a good part of the season to know your team's done
Until we get some help for Rick Nash and Steve Mason starts pretending like it’s his rookie year again where he was actually a really good goalie, Columbus will be where we are now – 8 points out of a playoff spot.
I CAN HAZ PLAYOFF SPOT? LOL NO SIR F U
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Scott Howsam says:
We’re getting younger!
/rebuilds
//again
///every year
////trades everyone good except Nash
Although, to be fair, David didn’t really catch on anywhere else…maybe that says something. I’m not sure.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Call up Teddy Ruth
That kid was money from the point when he was at ND. It’s not like you’ve got a glut of good offensive minded D men.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
That would be nice
but our GM apparently thinks higher of bums like Marc Methot and Sami Lepisto. Seriously, who the hell is Sami Lepisto?
Howsam’s idea of a big offensive move is to trade for Scottie Upshall.
/headdesk
//headdeskheaddesk
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Upshall and Lepisto are decent energy guys.
They were both role players in Phoenix’s big surprise last year. But I agree, do not count on them to have 50 point seasons.
Adding a worthwhile complement to a Rick Nash
is damn tough for a budget franchise. It’s the same problem the Canes have trying to find Staal a consistent scoring winger. Both of those guys take the full brunt of a defense because our teams can’t afford two threats like them.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
Sure they can
When you guys won the Cup, you had Ron Francis, Rod Brind’amour, Erik Cole…etc, etc. Columbus is a one-man team and has been for years. It’s so frustrating to not have a second player who comes readily to mind. And they don’t just NOT HAVE him, they’ve never had one unless you count Jody Shelley. I thought Zherdev and Filatov were going to be those guys, but they both have some serious attitude problems. Derick Brassard looks like he might turn into something special, but knowing Howsam it’ll be for another team.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
That was the first post-lockout year, with a $39M cap.
…a bunch of contracts that had been haircut in the CBA, and Staal on his rookie deal. (Francis had just retired.) Cole was solid, but before that year, nobody outside of NC really thought he was anything special — that was his breakout year, when he was on a 40/40 pace before Orpik broke his neck.
If you can’t spend to the cap, you’re not going to be able to put two of those top-tier guys on your first line unless you get lucky and draft them within a couple years of each other. Zherdev and Filatov really screwed you guys bad, just like Radulov did to the Preds.
(Honestly, if you’re a small-market team, drafting Russian kids early looks to be a bad job these days. The KHL and CBA make the money even, at which point it’s partially a lifestyle choice. If your choice is between Khabarovsk and Raleigh and you’re a monolingual 18-year-old kid, you’re probably going to pick the one that’s in the country you grew up in unless your competitive drive is super, super high.)
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
What grinds my gears
is that Zherdev and Filatov are incredible! Zherdev had the talent to score 50 goals and the powerplays with him and Nash sometimes made you say “Wow.” Problem was, at that time, Marc Denis was still the goalie. We’ve just never been able to have the right guys all together on one team. Now, two of our best draftees skill-wise are back in Russia and we’re back where we started with grinders playing on the first line and second PP units.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Just like every other year...
I gave up religion for Lent. It works out every time.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Mar 10, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
My regular response
whenever someone mentions giving up drinking for lent: “I gave up lent for drinking”. Seriously, as a bartender I’d have regulars come in for 6 weeks mentioning how they gave up drinking…and then order a drink. Apparently there’s a 1 day a week hall pass the nuns never told me about.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
The Sabbath isn't part of the 40 days
But if you’re going to give something up,
1) Keep going with it
2) Don’t talk about it. Lenten discipline isn’t a public show.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Mar 10, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if you don't love it, leave it
Fuck clemson, #1.
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 10, 2011 10:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
You can hate Iowa today, fellow traveler.
Iowa must be destroyed!
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
Yes, today I hate Iowa.
I also loathed Iowa on 10/30/2010, and for about a week after.
Actually, the week after was more filled with quiet depression and crying than hatred.
BTT aside, I seriously hope the Franimal takes their program far. He’s a pretty cool guy.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for Cato the Elder quote.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Special hate for Iowa today...
…considering we play them in hoopyball tonight.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
by Spartan D on Mar 10, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would find it so delicious if Iowa, Iowa of all schools were able to knock Michigan State off the bubble.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
And I would crawl into the woods and shoot myself with a nail gun
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
I think Iowa is extra-motivated today
because their apparent win last week against a non-existent ranked team never happened
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Mar 10, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
I hope the Spartans are motivated today...
…considering a loss sends them to the embarrassment of the Not Invited Tournament for the first time in about 15 years
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
This team doesn't have much heart...
…or at least they haven’t shown it yet.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
I chalk it up to Green's promise/declaration at the beginning of the season
He cursed us from the beginning dammit.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
If they make it, I have them at least making the sweet 16
never underestimate having been there before
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They're less motivated
For one, they blacked out on a strange bus ride to West Lafayette and have no clue what happened, and it scares them.
For another, WE better be the more motivated team today.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
I was at that game.
It was odd watching five guys play a game of hoops against no one.
by stanzipants on Mar 10, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Honestly, and I know it's easy for me to say on the outside looking in,
but if Izzo was my coach, I would fear nothing when it came to clutch time… He always gets it done.
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Mar 10, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
I trust Izzo...
…but the players don’t seem to be responding to him this year.
But, he’s made runs with less talented teams in the past, so anything is possible.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
I'm still pretty confident this is when Summers wakes up and dominates
It’s pretty much what he’s done the last two or three years. All of his huge moments have come from the postseason, then when it ends, everyone starts raving about how good he’ll be the next year. Then he fails to impress anyone until the tournament again.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
you are overlooking the fact
That I hate iowa every day.
“Every day should be hate iowa day”
….See what I did there?
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 10, 2011 11:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Good, Good, keep drinking that kool-aid
You’ll be toeing the B1G company line soon enough.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Soon, your journey to the dark side will be complete.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec for
The archer sig line. Keep up the good work
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 10, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
nothing
Paul johnson doesn’t give positive reinforcement or prizes. Does paul johnson get a prize evry time he drags his balls across the face of the acc but then goes and loses to kansas? No, he wipes his players’ tears with sandpaper tissue, and goes back to his meal of flourescent light bulbs and asbestos.
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Mar 10, 2011 12:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Too high strung to pull it off
Johnson is an ass along the lines of Doc Holiday in Tombstone, laid back and condescending.
by TangoHotelWhiskeyGolf on Mar 10, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
So, apparently, The Columbus Dispatch has figured out who tipped Tressel off
Christopher T. Cicero, ex-Buckeye Linebacker, under Earle Bruce, has had his license suspended before, because he was banging the Judge of a case he was appointed to as a Public Defender, defended Santonio Holmes on a disorderly conduct charge in 2003, and was indeed at one point Edward Rife’s lawyer.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
drink 15 shots?
oh, wrong bar…
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I tried that once
When I didn’t fall over, they engraved my name on the back of a barstool.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
occurences like that are points of pride in some circles,
and sometimes points of derision in others.
i think here, it is a point of pride.
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
It's BEAUTIFUL
I couldn’t be happier about this if there were two or three of me.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
NERD STATSGASM
Thank you for the link to Football Study Hall. This has made me happy this morning I was the kid in high school who wore a slide rule in a belt holster [it was in the long ago days before HP calculators] and I still have it in one of my desk drawers.
Last night after the bouncyball this was how I was feeling:
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
That was one of the most boring games I've ever seen
There was a good 5 minutes where neither team scored unless it was from the FT line.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Bob Huggins teams are noted for grrrrritty defense.
That often makes for low-scoring and boring games. What torqued my jaws was how we went from shooting 50% from the floor in the first half to shooting 22% in the second. What the hell, did they forget how to play at halftime?
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know about playing, but after the half they definitely forgot how to work for a good shot.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, no shit
Truck Bryant makes a great play to steal an inbound throw with WV down by 3, and then trips over his own feet into a crowd of Marqutte players and launches a shot that just barely hits the top of the backboard. Increible!
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Herb Sendek is also known for low-scoring and boring games
but that’s just because our offense sucks less than our defense. Thank Cthulu the season’s officially over for Sparky.
Bo Ryan scoffs at Bub Huggins' idea of gritty defense.
Icanhaz47-43 victory? Kthxbai!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Your game could have been worse
in that your team didn’t come THISCLOSE to losing to Pat Knight in (hopefully) his last game EVER.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Mar 10, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Ha! That was fun.
I think my parents almost died from that last night. I should call and check on them.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
I was just lucky my newscast ended when Mizzou was up big
therefore I wouldn’t have to yell into our anchor’s (who was at Sprint Center, and thus deserves an “I BRING IT VIA SATELLITE” shirt, a la The Rock) IFB “strike that, the Tigers are down…REPEAT, TECH HAS DECIDED TO HIT SHOTS ALL OF THE SUDDEN!”
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Mar 10, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
What station you work for?
Please tell me you’re not Jack Harry.
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
KOMU.
First in mid-Missouri in HD.
And besides, Karen Kornacki’s where it’s at. (Seriously, met her at a MU press conference and she’s incredibly smart and nice.)
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Mar 10, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Are you guys still able to get in the tourney?
March Madness isn’t the same without HUGGY BEAR
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they are definitely still in. Marquette was on the bubble, now likely a shoe-in
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
The "bubble"
It’s amazing how adding just three more teams to the tournament has watered down the quality of the marginal in/out team. The bubble never really inflated this year.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You know how weak the bubble is this year?
If Penn State can win a game or two in the B1G tournament, they’re back on it.
It just goes to show . . .
. . . that a 96-team tourney would be an abomination before the Lord.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 10, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Amen, Amen, AMEN!
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
If you're going to do a 96-team tourney...
… you might as well just do a tourney that includes every Division I college team. I mean, there’s only like 160+, right?
So, in other words, I completely agree with you.
by vineyarddawg on Mar 10, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
There's over 300 DI basketball teams
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
WTF?
Damn, I need to just focus on football.
Anyway, a 96-team tourney is such a dumb idea that it would still make more sense just to do an NCAA tourney into which every team is entered.
by vineyarddawg on Mar 10, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
More like 350
That said, the 660 clubs entered the FA Cup once (single elimination British footie-soccer tournament). So it’s not like it’d be impossible.
Yeah, but the FA Cup literally runs the entire length of the year.
Qualifying for the smallest clubs starts in August, if I’m not mistaken, and the championship game is in May/June.
Probably not the best example to follow.
by vineyarddawg on Mar 10, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
going to a 350 team field could add less than a week to the tournament
Adding two games gets you to 64*2*2=256 So you’d need about half the field to play a play-in round (which already exists, on a smaller scale), which could be done quickly and cheaply by making teams close together play in home stadiums.
Alternatively, if you got rid of the conference tournaments (or incorporated them into the bigger tournament), you could actually make the season shorter.
I am not advocating the NCAA tournament should do this. It would be awesome if such a tournament was organized mid-season, just prior to conference play.
John Wooden talked about this option for years.
If they’re going for 96 I say go all the way. And it only adds an extra weekend. DEAR NCAA PLZ DON’T FUCK UP THE BEST THING YOU HAVE KTHX
Ive made a semi-serious suggestion before
Give regular season champs the 31 AQ spots (32 when Great West gets their time in) to a 64 team field.
The week that is currently for conference tourneys is for everyone else to play into the field.
Currently 345 teams (not sure if all tourney eligible) – 31 AQs = 314.
314/33 qualifying tourneys = 9.52, so 9 or 10 teams in each one. Let the top 33 schools (use some computer to seed) host. Win and your in the field of 64, lose and you go home.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
I think it'd be interesting to do something more tiered.
11 rounds total
First round: 34 games among the bottom 68 (311 teams left)
Second round: 78 games, 34 winners + 122 direct entries (teams who finished outside their conference top 5)
Third round: 70 games, 78 winners + 62 direct entries (teams who finished 4th or 5th in conference)
Fourth round: 66 games, 70 winners + 62 direct entries (teams who finished 2nd or 3rd in conference)
Fifth round: 33 games, 66 winners from previous round
Round of 64: 33 fifth-round winners + 31 conference champs.
Obviously there would be some juggling as conferences and teams get added. But basic idea is the same: you get byes based on conference finish. You might have to add an extra week (unless you want to make the first five rounds a five-day Big East-style gauntlet).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I would love to have that in the US
mostly because, in my huge overconfidence, I think my team could put the fear of God into a couple pro teams (it helps that some of our players played for some of the Big Boys before deciding to get real jobs)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And yet that's not even close to all of them
Seriously, it’s pretty mind-blowing just how deep the English league structure goes.
by The Missing T on Mar 10, 2011 3:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
They were over 750 this year.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Agreed
I was for it at first, but I’ve seen the light. Same with an 18 game NFL season. Not necessary.
Incorrect- not even the Lord would watch the 1st round of that crap
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
But the winner of Long Beach State vs. Idaho State...
would play the winner of Colorado School of Mines vs. Centenary in the 2nd round. How exciting would that be?
PREACH
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Mar 10, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Reczinga.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Honestly, even the solid locks appear to have a lot of flaws.
Seems like its just a weak year, but if it halts tourney expansion talk then I’m all for it.
Oh yeah, As of Monday we were #15 RPI with a #2 SOS
So, pretty much we were a lock no matter what happened in the BET.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Good good. I haven't paid much attention to basketball this year yet.
Mostly because my own team seems to be suffering from erratic ED.
Seriously though, last year when… uh… some big time player on Wf’nV went down with some god-awful leg injury and Huggy Bear ran out, yelled at the coach for giving him a tech, then cradled the kid as he was screaming in pain was seriously one of the best moments in college sports I’ve witnessed.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
His name was Da'Sean Butler, and he won many games for W'fnV simply by refusing to lose
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Yes! That was it
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
BET you say?
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
"First-year coach Will Muschamp [closed practices] Wednesday, saying he wants to minimize distractions with a new staff."
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by Ardbeg on Mar 10, 2011 10:44 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
Did you know that Gainesville is home to the most prolific Domino’s franchise in the nation? And that it is home to the second-busiest Moe’s in the country? Only the one in the Atlanta airport does more annual business.
And that was before Weis came to town.
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Anyone else remember when Cold Stone first opened?
Something like 3-4x more profitable in the first month than any other opening month in Cold Stone history. I remember wait times of well over an hour just for $4 ice cream.
Proud Miami University daywalker
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 10, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Cold Stone opening in Tokyo
2 hour wait for ice cream. We still waited, because heck, it’s Cold Stone
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 11, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
At one point in time, wasn’t the Reitz Union Wendy’s one of that chain’s highest volume stores as well? Gainesville: Flocking to your chain restaurant since always
by car.full.of.midgets on Mar 10, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
I think so, but it’s gone now. The Wendy’s was replaced by a Cheeburger Cheeburger.
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Add Louis's Lunch and Market Street
Both gone as well :(
by car.full.of.midgets on Mar 10, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Florida students need to petition to get a Potbelly,
probably be hard to justify two sandwich shops (Subway, assuming still there) in that sized food court, but mmmmmm, Potbelly. I make sure I hit the one in Midway every time I fly through Chicago.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
As someone who once saw a line out the door at the Tallahassee Olive Garden
I’m willing to speculate that this is a Florida thing, not a Gainsville thing.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Tally Olive Garden and Gold's Gym share a parking lot.
Tere are few things more narcissusisticly* enjoyable than leaving the gym after a good workout and seeing hordes of fat people waiting for tables. That place is on a wait seven days a week.
- new word? New word!
Best restaurant in Ames
is across the parking lot from our gym. They have a wood-fired grill/oven and make great food with most entrees under $10. Yesterday I had a turkish chicken sandwich with tabbouleh and two dipping sauces for $9. ANYWAY, the hardest fucking moment of the days I go to the gym is making myself walk to the car and go home rather than run for the door of that restaurant OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
/wipes away drool
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
When I lived in Georgia,
my gym was a block away from a BBQ joint. If it was about to rain, the smoke would sit low around the buildings. Not only did I have to smell it getting in my car, the scent lasted at least until I got home.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 10, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
I see lines outside Olive Gardens from Florida to Kentucky to Arizona,
say what you will about the tenets of medium-low quality pseudo italian food,
1) The People, they wants it
2) The cocaine they put in the Salads is really the reason
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I've promised myself I'd never set foot in an Olive Garden again
Let’s just say that I don’t trust their alfredo sauce after a friend that worked there told me a story about it.
I heard of a guy that got into a major lawsuit with a famous hotel...
… over the urine content of their lobster bisque.
I am vineyarddawg’s sense of moral outrage.
by vineyarddawg on Mar 10, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Lawyers and Bisque you say?
Yadda Yadda Yadda…
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Mar 10, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well, dude shouldn't have been ordeing a fecal feeder to begin with.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Whoa!
Okay, you are now firing a gun . . . at your imaginary friend . . . near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
by Gator Cub on Mar 10, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Idiot.
The first rule of Project Mayhem is to not talk about Project Mayhem.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit!
Sorry, the extensive discussion of some ice-based furren game above has me all out of sorts today.
by car.full.of.midgets on Mar 10, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Is there no Gumby's...
in Gainesville?
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Mar 10, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
It started there..
And does well still. But the Domino’s in question has the phone number FRE-BEER, which they plaster on about 1.3 billion flyers each day.
For my cheap pizza money in Hogtown, Five Star cannot be beat
by car.full.of.midgets on Mar 10, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Gumby's in Chapel Hill
gives free pizza to bartenders. useful info, that.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Downside?
It’s Gumby’s, which goes further than any other organization in disproving the hypothesis that all pizza is no worse than mediocre.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Two for one Tuesday
We ritualistically gorged ouselves for all of sophmore and junior year.
by car.full.of.midgets on Mar 10, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
$5 Takeout Tuesday
6:30 PM: Call Gumby’s.
6:40 PM: Drive down.
6:50 PM: Arrive, walk in to unpopulated counter and open back door visible from entrance. Bang on wall.
6:51 PM (from outside that door): “Uhhhhhh, hey maaaaaan, just a minute.”
Ah, college.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
You're right, Pokey Sticks
People’d be like, “You also want in on the pizza.” Me: NO. $3 for half a pokey stick box, of twice that+ for the bad pizza? No, thanks.
Gumby's is up there on the bad pizza scale...
…but I have never tried pizza worse than Imo’s (St. Louis style). It’l like a cracker with ketchup and melted American cheese. Fucking travesty, right ACS?
Ceterum autem censeo, Iowa esse delendam.
Agreed
it’s total shit (and all the locals boast about how awesome it is)… but the toasted ravioli…. GIVEMESOMEMOARPLZ!
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Mar 10, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
/wheniwasdrunk
…. i ate about 90 slices.
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Mar 10, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
I will never understand the obsession with Gumby's in East Lansing
Even when drunk, I didn’t want to eat it. And I’m a guy that vouches for the deliciousness of LITTLE CAESARS
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Hot-N-Ready FTW
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Mar 10, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
just like I like my women.
I had a septegenerian professor use that one in class one day. Scared the bejeezus out of me.
/BARRRRRF
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
just like I like my women.
With a spoon in them?
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
by gth863x on Mar 10, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Izzard = Instarec
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
chains here get a lot of play
despite the fact the local places are cheaper and better. Sigh.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 10, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'll not have anyone sully the good name of Gumby!
Rocked that shit Saturday night and it was glorious.
Pepperoni rolls FTW. They’re like cigars made of fat and carbs.
I give my full support to a restaurant
that will serve me a piping hot chicken-fried steak through a drive-thru window.
ask for it Texsa Style
and they’ll cover it in chili and cheese.
you’re welcome.
/heartasplode
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 10, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
I once gave my dog a Corn Pup from Krystal.
I held the stick and he ate it with his front teeth. Very similar to the way he eats a cat turd, except I don’t help him out with that. Very entertaining.
I’ll just go away now.
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
In my house we call that an Almond Roca.
eats a cat turd
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 10, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
And the Almond Roca was our dog's favorite snack
I went out of town once and after about a week my wife was all like, “So I have to take the cat to the vet. She hasn’t pooped in a week”. “Honey, the cat’s OK, the dog eats the cat turds for a snack.”
/goes without saying cleaning cat box was my job
/dog is no longer with us
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Ardbeg's on fire today.
Awesome compiled images are awesome.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
"... he would not be Bo Pelini, and he'd probably just channel his anger in another way..."
… like tazing bros in the nuts.
(h/t)
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 10:47 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Carolina closes their practices a lot, too.
Good thing there aren’t a couple of 6-story residential buildings adjacent to the practice fields or anything.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 11:01 AM EST reply actions
I know people that live there
surprisingly nice apartments
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They ain't cheap.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 10, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
The neighborhood sucks
there is only one upside to that place, and it’s proximity to the stadium
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I did as well, and had 50 emails from my boss. hooray working from home.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Eff you.
Not really. All my friends are in Rolla, MO drinking right now and have been since 8am. It’s not spring break, it’s our St. Patrick’s Day celebration
/iwanttobe22again.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
No, you don't want to BE 22 again
You just want to be able to act like you did when were 22 again. I go through this a lot. I’m happier being mature. I just wish the hangovers didn’t hurt as much.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
No, today, I want to BE 22,
I have no qualms with this. If I was 22 today, I wouldn’t be at work, I would be drunk, I wouldn’t be in class, or class tomorrow. I would have a week of class and STILL get spring break a week after that. I would have been drinking since 3/1 EVERY DAY. I would have done mid-terms drunk. I see NO PROBLEMS with any of these things. The only thing good that has happened since I turned 22…is that I have more money.(not real answer, but I’m trying to be a lady)
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I see, I'm taking vacation next week, and again in May, and in June, and in October and at Christmas.
Through longevity I accrue 160 hours a year and can only carry 200 over in any year. Spring break can happen whenever I want and I can afford better destinations.
My advice to the youth of America can best be expressed in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 10, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Longevity does it for you.
I started with my 15 days of vacation this year. Plus I get 7 short term absence days too. These carry over. I have something like 200+ hours there. the only time I get a “week” of vacation is at Thanksgiving or Christmas. Because everyone is basically shut down.
Also, low person on totem pole, so have to be there at most crappy times. I don’t think I’ve gone on a “destination” to anywhere vacation that lasted more than a long weekend SINCE college.
So yes, dammit, I want to be 22 again.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
If I ever leave the contracting world
and return to Federal service, I’ll get 26 days of annual leave a year: 208 hours. That’s not counting the 104 hours of sick leave one accrues per year, for a grand total of 312 hours of leave per year.
I haven’t done it yet because I still have two kids to get through college, but once they’re done — hello, blue badge.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 10, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
I just want to go somewhere pretty and leave the blackberry behind.
Is this too much to ask?
Shit I will just go someplace where the liquor is cheap at this point too.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Northern Michigan is calling you.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
change to AT&T
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Mar 10, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have AT&T for personal phone
Blackberry is the work one…I get my upgrade with AT&T in July. I will be getting rid of blackberry then. I think. I don’t want to have to worry about screening work calls or random drunk dialing work related people.
When it’s after 5pm and/or weekend, the blackberry is turned off. my time is my time.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
With AT&T, no one can reach you!
unless they have your skypeid.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've frequently not been on boats.
Maybe that’s why.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Mar 10, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oooooohhhh!
You mean, you pretend to be him, and I ask you questions? Glean what afflicts him?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 10, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
for R&GRDAYUD
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Must re-watch/re-read now
One of the few things I enjoyed with my crazy bitch senior English teacher.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
this guy
agrees.
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on Mar 10, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
THIS
Coming into grad school, I thought “pssshh, college was so EASY! I don’t know what crack we were on thinking we were busy. Not working 14 hours a day, not deployed, only have to go to class? This will be cake!”
I forgot that I have 2 kids. No sleeping in until 11 for me, even though my first class everyday isn’t until 1230 (and 1:30 on Thurs). Gotta get the kids off to school. I get up every day at 5:50. But at least with this schedule I can take a nap.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Sping break and you're live blogging on EDSBS.
Livin’ the dream!
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Where are you spending it?
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Well, we dont start until next week,
But when we do I’ll be in scenic Clarkston, MI and even more scenic Sandusky, OH. WOOOO.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Cedar Point ftw?
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
As an employee of CP in the summer, I can't wait to spend less time there.
But, alas, it’s not open yet.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
Next time I go there, I'm going to walk around shouting FUCK CLEMSON until I get one back.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Mar 10, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
If you come into the TGI Friday's on the beach by Soak City,
I’ll wait on you and give you a hearty “Fuck Clemson” right back.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
The Sober Diaries, Day 2
Yesterday sucked. Drank a lot of tea (no homo) to try to ease the tension but it didn’t work. Also have a cold and had no cough suppressants and coughed all night long. Thought at the least no nightcap would mean good sleep, but I was wrong.
Fuck Lent.
The list is long, but distinguished.
so, I gave up cursing.
it’s been hard.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Rapemonkey" is not a curseword
This information could prove valuable
The list is long, but distinguished.
I've tried that in the past
But when March Madness falls during Lent, there’s no way I can pull that off. The first time a 4-seed I picked to go to the Elite 8 falls, the f-bombs fly.
I have a thing about march madness. I tend to win my pools
that is going to be tough this year, especially because the ACC is so DARMSADFASD bad.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My wife saw your statement of giving up cursing for Lent this morning
guess what was added to my Lenten list?
/oh, and our new treadmill gets here this morning. Yay.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, you live in Hawaii and you need a treadmill?
I would never leave the water. Even in the winter (not temp, it gets BIG in the winter).
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My goal is to do the Marathon this year
And yes, I live in Hawaii. In the Manoa Valley. Where it pours rain 12 hours out of every day, apparently. And even if it looks nice where you are, it’s raining one street over.
/sure, call me a wuss for not running in the rain, but I’m already running. Why be miserable doing it?
//also likes to be able to crunch the workout numbers, which treadmills make easy.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
That's why I like the water- though, for you, it's a bit of a trek?
you’re already wet, you get like twice the workout in half the time, the warm rain feels AWESOME, and it clears out the lineup.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Despite my Florida upbringing
never been a huge fan. My sister was the pool rat, swim team type.
The beach isn’t too far (it’s not far from anywhere here), but with 2 small kids, it’s easiest to just lock myself in the room on the treadmill for an hour and change, then switch out while the wife runs.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
your eldest is five?
do you think he’s old enough to play on the infield on a shortboard? That’s about when I started.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
When he develops some better listening skills
right now he’s got the attention span of a fruit bat. I couldn’t do anything serious without having someone to watch him. Smart kid, good kid, but the testing, “ooh let me do this thing that Daddy won’t want me to do just because I can” type.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 10, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
So you're going to start talking like Houston Nutt now.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
DAGNABBIT HORSEHOCKEY GIGGOTARKUS WHEELROUTE
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 10, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Lent is an awesome argument for agnosticism
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Or to pick a variety of denominations that downplay the guilt thing
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
My mom doesn't think cursing is enough!
she’s a false presbyterian. Papist family.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rex Ryan would disagree with your mom
Now let’s go out and get a fucking snack!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
File photo of said snack:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
sober diaries, day 2
still at work.
governor of ohio is here.
don’t care.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
he's just the governor.
He’s not important.
THIS is important.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 10, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
agreed
plus of course i picked today to forget my ID badge, so i don’t want to walk around. security people for politicians have their senses of humor surgically removed.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
governor of ohio is a douche
slap him fiercely
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 10, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no, the new guy
kasich. who is probably just as bad as strickland, but a republican
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
When it comes to douchebag governors,
I’d say Wisconsin’s solidly in the lead these days, whatever your political leanings may be.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 10, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
DANGER! DANGER EDSBS! NO FURTHER COMMENTING!
by purwho on Mar 10, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I was going to go further defending my position,
but have decided to follow the advice of the Harbinging Robot of Non-Existence.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
By an unfathomably large margin. 9.5 months until we can recall him, though.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 10, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Been there...
Best advice is to take a couple of benadryl for the first couple days. It’s non-addictive and will help your body adjust to going to sleep without the aid of alcohol.
Bonus: it’s also a cough supressant, and won’t make you loopy like Robotussin does.
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Churchill
by SolidStateMind on Mar 10, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
Life imitating Art imitating Life.
Or to shorten it,
Baltimore.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Mar 10, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
"How my hair look, Mike?"
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 10, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
It looks good, girl
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 11, 2011 2:38 AM EST up reply actions
i'd talk
to this kid.
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
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