NICK SABAN STATUE IS TERRIFYING, ASSTASTIC
by Spencer Hall on Mar 1, 2011 10:49 AM EST
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Free association:
Most disturbing sex doll ever. The face of a dead dicator. A botched sculpture/tribute to Jason Robards. Alabamians unveiling their terrifying proximity to animism, idol worship, and slash-and-burn farming level civilization. Rob Ezell is sealed inside and screaming for help through the tiny airholes in the face, and will be kept alive and trapped inside for his insolence until death's sweet merciful kiss meets his lips. The teeth part to reveal a functional bottle opener. Inside each eye is sculpted the tiny reflection of a weeping secretary who failed to restock the oatmeal creme pie and Skoal cabinet. Blow into one ear like it's a conch shell and the other sound plays "Yea, Alabama." Blow into the other and pepper spray flies from the nostrils. No one's sure which ear does which.
The other important element from the preview images from the Tuscaloosa news:
It's probably just perspective there, but we were unaware Nick Saban's lower half body double was Nicki Minaj. You're seeing him in the pink wig now, aren't you? And dreaming of cruising the Aegean with him on a luxury sailboat, right? Of course you are. The Aegean is lovely this time of year, and after all you're only human. The heart wants what the heart wants, and if the sight of Nick Saban's voluptuous posterior calls to you one can only blame the soul and its blameless desires. When Auburn's topiary of Gene Chizik is poisoned, know that the battle started at this moment.
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The statue should have its hands on its hips, with a weird upward glance at the audience. Also, no smiling!
I'm not sure that facial expression qualifies as a smile.
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 1, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
It seems like more of a grimace.
Both the smile and the ass.
by HawkeyeRecon on Mar 1, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
had to... again.
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 1, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
It does
Yours, and everyone else in the SEC.
by BamaFaninATL on Mar 1, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So what does this one look like?
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Mar 1, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Mar 1, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That looks like me doing my own special....
“I can’t fucking believe you are so fucking stupid” dance.
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 1, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Ah yes.
the “Invisible Accordion of Rage” photo.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
He learned it from the master:
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 2, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When your talkin' to recruits, wearin' khakis not a suit,
Do the creep! AHHH! Do the creep!
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Mar 1, 2011 10:53 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
On the list of Things I Never Wanted to Consider . . .
Nick Saban’s ass has to be at the top. That said, I bet that sweet, sweet can works wonders on the mothers of recruits and, if statistics can be trusted, about 10% of the recruits themselves.
At least it has teeth.
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Mar 1, 2011 10:57 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
MDWM
Enough with the tired, old WV dental jokes.
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 1, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
...Cause it would've been called a TEETH BRUSH! ...like a teeth brush, plural...um.
/Crickets.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
I don't know
I finally watched the wild and wonderful whites last night. Definitely seems appropriate to me know.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 1, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
If I have to put up with them, you do too
Maybe this will make you happier
The list is long, but distinguished.
So sorry, brah...
Your picture attempt came up one of those little boxes I get at least once a month. you know, the one with with the red X in it.
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 2, 2011 8:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I support this action 100%
Hell, maybe even 150%
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
I just got my copy of the National Championship game this man won in the mail
So I’ll see if I can see his teeth upon review.
by SEC Supremacist on Mar 1, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
I just got my copy of the National Championship game this manwonvacated in the mail
Fixed.
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
by Jon Ross on Mar 1, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Greening this
was a true pleasure.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Did your cousin who has a friend who works with a dude who's banging a girl who's brother
is in the FBI tell you something the rest of the world doesn’t know yet?
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 1, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
How'd you know?
"Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
"Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
-Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine
"There's somebody you should talk to." "If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle." "Oh, so you know him?"
/the circle is complete
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 1, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Drugs?
No thanks, I’m straight.
I mean are you in here for drugs?
No. What are you here for?
Drugs.
by Big Jon on Mar 1, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
It's actually hollow inside
So that he can sleep inside it standing up. That’s where you can find him from 3-4AM.
What are you talking about
Nick Saban doesn’t sleep? He spends his 3-4am’s overseeing the 4 year olds in his personal Oatmeal Cream Pie factory.
What if it wasn't hollow at all?
And instead filled with Oatmeal Cream Pie cream like a giant Easter bunny.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 1, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
I think it's both
The cream has special anti-oxidants that keeps him from aging rapidly. Every day at 4am he breaks out of the cream-filled statue and they have to make another one. There’s actually an endowed scholarship at ’Bama to perform this task.
That sounds like a pretty sweet gig....and here I was not really liking the oversigning thing.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Mar 1, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
clapping?
or invisible accordian?
Invisible Accoridan.
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
If clapping then he's doin it wrong. This is how it's done.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 1, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hell yeah!
<3
In the history of college football, no player, no coach, no guru, compares with [Les] Miles’s masterful incorporation of applied chaos theory and time relativity into strategic game planning. Simply put, the man is on another level. A level many don’t or can’t understand. Genius.
Please keep Paula Deen
away from it then…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 1, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The statue has claimed
“I guess I have to say it, I’m not going to be the Dallas Cowboys statue.”
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Mar 1, 2011 11:04 AM EST reply actions
OK, I'll do it.
THAT’S AWFUL CHRISTIAN OF THEM TO MAKE IT BIG LIKE THAT PAAAAOWL BECAUSE IF IT WAS LIFE-SIZED IT WOULD BE A GARDEN GNOME.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 1, 2011 11:12 AM EST reply actions 16 recs
PAWWWWWWWL
I sprayed hydrochloric acid at the feet of the statue. It will not survive. War Damn Eagle.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Mar 1, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Oh yes, I'm rec'ing that.
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 1, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Sculptor: Oh, c'mon Coach. I know you have a lovely smile... Why don't you show it to the world?
Saban: [forces pseudo smile through clenched teeth]
Sculptor: There is no god.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Mar 1, 2011 11:15 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
"You Only Move Twice" is Season 8
That makes you damn wrong, and that makes this an official threadjack into “ZOMG SIMPSONS STOPPED BEING GOOD 15 YEARS AGO” territory.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Mar 1, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
It's not terrible.
Evidently a lot of the current writers spent their formidable years watching the good seasons and are trying that same sort of style instead of mimicking the Seth MacFarlane cartoon du jour that the show seemed to turn into for a while.
Formidable?
do you mean formative? Or is the word merely imaginary like some universities?
by SEC Supremacist on Mar 1, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Damn wrong, eh? Prepare to be intellectually de-pantsed.
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/scripts/last-exit
season 4. But I am not so harsh as to not provide any quarter, so I will let you bow out without response, which I would recommend considering how incorrect you are.
Again, Simpons years 1-6 is greatness. Post? Not so much.
Deadspin: by douche bags, for douche bags.
I will argue that season 7 is the best season
Followed closely by 4. If anyone disagrees with that, I will fight you.
alot of people like that season for the politics
which, not saying good or bad, but season 7 had a pretty sharp left turn. Overall quality, I dunno, its ok, but not great. Just my opinion.
Deadspin: by douche bags, for douche bags.
Alot post is alot
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Mar 2, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ah, the intersection of two of my favorite drawing based blogs
The Oatmeal and Hyperbole and a Half
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Dude, its Last Exit to Springfield
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/scripts/last-exit
Search for “There is no god”. Its right there.
Deadspin: by douche bags, for douche bags.
Are you really Ashton Kutcher?
If yes: well played
If no: re-read the thread.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
ha!
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Mar 1, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Saban's Recruitin Song
Look into my eyes
You will see, what you mean to me
Search your heart, search your soul
And when you find me there, you’ll search no more
Don’t tell me it’s not worth paying for
You can’t tell me it’s not worth dying for
You know it’s true, everything I do, I do it for ‘cruitin
by Finebaum's Call Screener on Mar 1, 2011 11:18 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
AHHHHHHH!! BRYAN ADAMS!!!!
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 1, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Annnnnnd rec
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I believe the Plaque has the following inscription:
My name is Saban, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair, aight!
by Kerwin4two on Mar 1, 2011 11:23 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
Rec'd
for OzymanSaban ref . Percy Shelley thanks you.
by BamaFaninATL on Mar 1, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Moar like
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 1, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Same intense look, same dead eyes
Shoot the Duck! Shoot the Duck!
by sullivan013 on Mar 1, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You know, the thing about Saban
… he’s got lifeless eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns crimson, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… blow a 24 point lead.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Mar 1, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
rec'd for Quint Saban
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 1, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
why ya bringin up jon gruden?
HA HO
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 1, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
I saw this nightmare fuel earlier this morning
and knew exactly what lay ahead after the jump.
Not pictured: sculpted broken headset at his tiny feet.
Work is also almost complete on the Mark Mangino statue in Lawrence.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Mar 1, 2011 11:33 AM EST reply actions 24 recs
Well played, but that's obviously not Kansas
There are trees in the background.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 1, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I disagree.
This rock is Kansas’ tallest mountain.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 1, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 1, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Says the guy who went to Mississippi State.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 1, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Obligatory (I'm a native Mississippian too)
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Mar 1, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Reminded of the fact by a guy who went to school "On the Plains".
/circlecompleted
//yes?
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 1, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now!
I live in Kansas, and I’ve never seen someone ski behind a cow. We do, however, hop on a snowboard, and tie up behind a 4-wheel drive vehicle when the roads get icy.
This is actually how I learned to snowboard.
Newsflash - I AM special, and I will never BE one of you! - Charlie Sheen
well, i hope no one cow-skis.
i just remembered a guy i went to college with had a shirt that said “Ski Kansas”. That picture was what a quick GIS search got me.
(although, some network tv channel is probably screening a reality show on cow-skiing as we type this)
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 1, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, the fellows at the Colorado School of Mines have determined that...
the highest point in Kansas is an overpass on I-70 at the western edge of the state.
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 1, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You, sir, have never been to Lawrence, Kansas
nor attempted to stagger from where there’s tailgating (by Phog Allen Fieldhouse) to their stadium. A 200ft hill doesn’t sound like much… unless you’ve been drinking since daybreak.
Dirty bastards built the campus AROUND THE ONLY HILL IN THE STATE.
by Albino Tornado on Mar 1, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I've been there.
but too young to have been out drankin’. Still have nightmares of summers @ Grandma’s in Topeka, though. So point taken.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 1, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Have you ever actually SEEN Kansas' tallest point?
BEHOLD!! ’Tis Mount Sunflower!!
by CincySooner on Mar 1, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I have been through Kansas on more than one occasion...
My earlier comment regarding the Colorado School of Mines still stands.
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
Yep... Mt. Sunflower is actually only a couple of miles from the Colorado border.
Considering fence and signpost is taller than the rock, I’d guess they are referring to the tallest natural point in the state
by CincySooner on Mar 1, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
About a quarter mile away, actually.
At the summit you can easily see higher hills in Colorado. Yes, I visit a lot of midwestern high points, why do you ask?
No, there are plenty of trees in Kansas.
You’re thinking of North Dakota.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Ancient cultures worshipped the Mangino as a fertility goddess
________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
by Ronnie D on Mar 1, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm having a hard time telling
if this is the rock from which his entire body is to be carved, or if this is just the completed gluteal region awaiting assembly.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 1, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet jesus I almost spit coffee all over my laptop
It’s funny because he’s fat.
In the history of college football, no player, no coach, no guru, compares with [Les] Miles’s masterful incorporation of applied chaos theory and time relativity into strategic game planning. Simply put, the man is on another level. A level many don’t or can’t understand. Genius.
Atreyu
better haul ass if he wants to make it into Bryant-Denny.
I get the reference, but not the context...
Still, I’m laughing even though I’m not sure why.
by JohnCoctostan on Mar 1, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
That statue would look better in a Cam Newton jersey
/please don’t poison me
by Ardbeg on Mar 1, 2011 11:53 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
I prefer the Les Miles statue.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 1, 2011 12:04 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Same idea
________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
by Ronnie D on Mar 1, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Isn't that Mark Richt?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 1, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It's definitely NSFW...
please link next time, not post.
by SEC Supremacist on Mar 1, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
depends on where you work
It’s plenty safe for me. lying on my futon wearing a bathrobe and listening to classical music for music appreciation class
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 1, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
University campus
does not understand what NSFW means, or care
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Mar 1, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know a guy...
…who used to work for Adam and Eve.
NSFW was a whole different environment there…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Mar 1, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In the triangle, we all know people who work there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
DON'T try to find out. At least on google, anyway
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's an adult product catalog based in North Cackalacka.
Our fraternity house received about fifteen of their catalogs per month for guys that graduated 5-10 years prior. Once they start mailing they don’t stop, like OG gangsta spambots.
I have actually worked in places where that would potentially get you in trouble.
Of course, you’d first have to explain why you were here instead of working.
That's what I've always wondered
Where do you work that doesn’t care that you’re wasting time on a football/literature/humor/nerd/history/movies blog, but would care if a picture of a naked statue popped on said blog?
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 1, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Pr0n (have fun defining that) was an auto-fire offense when I worked in Utah. Dicking around (no pun intended) on the internet was not. Which is scary, because God knows that some nakedness can appear quite unintentionally.
by Erik T on Mar 1, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Michelangelo's David will get you 20-to-life in Utah
Newsflash - I AM special, and I will never BE one of you! - Charlie Sheen
by Spartan D on Mar 1, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What
Georgia football?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 1, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
So, Michalangelo's David?
Also verboten? Do you work at Liberty University?
________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
So f'n rec'd
In the history of college football, no player, no coach, no guru, compares with [Les] Miles’s masterful incorporation of applied chaos theory and time relativity into strategic game planning. Simply put, the man is on another level. A level many don’t or can’t understand. Genius.
Not Pictured
2011 Grey Shirts and assorted oversignees.
by Cowboycane on Mar 1, 2011 1:09 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
But those are totally immobile.
Who knew Saban was recruiting in B1G territory?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 1, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That looks familiar
oh wait! that looks a lot like ND’s offensive line photo for the last five years. The one without a head is strikingly similar to mr. Young
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Mar 1, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Headless Logan Young?
Sorry, I don’t read whole posts, just the parts that could involve UAT and their numerous cheating scandals and then string them together. PAAWWWLLLL
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 1, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Those blocks between them
are for storing the holding penalty flags.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 1, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
powers-neal and Schwapp aren't in the picture
those statues all look like they have normal length arms
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
RPN had normal sized arms, (well long enough to lift a bottle to his lips anyway)
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
poor schwapp, having to set the bottle on the table. or pour it into a dish
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not true, here's an artist's representation of the time Schwapp got his hands on some wine
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 1, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The amazing thing about the terra cotta army, is that no two statues are the same
They were modeled after individuals. That Dragon Emperor really wanted to make sure his army, exactly how it was constituted in his life, came with him to the afterlife.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 1, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I kind of feel like that kid who found the severed hand.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Mar 1, 2011 1:15 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Artists are weird.
I don’t even know where to begin with my comments on this nonsense.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 1, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
And that's a rec
for Arrested Development ref.
STEVE HOLT!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 1, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
That statue will kick your ass
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
The Tennessee Lane Kiffin Era Memorial is currently en route from Hiroshima
by Potlucksports on Mar 1, 2011 1:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
i thought they were going to name the wastewater treatment plant after him.
did they ever follow through with that?
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"Thass as Amurrican as Rasslin'!" -random guy in gas station
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 1, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not long after my grandfather died
I found a picture of him standing in that building on the stairway leading to the roof. He was there as a part of the occupation. I never knew he had been down to Hiroshima during his time in Japan. I really regret never talking to him more about his time in the Army and talking with him about the pictures he had from there.
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 2, 2011 4:12 AM EST up reply actions
That may have been an awkward conversation....
One of my uncles spent 1944 and 45 tear-assing across Europe with George Patton’s Third Army. Every time I tried to talk to him about his experiences, he’d tell some innocuous little story about camp life and then change the subject. An awful lot of the members of his VFW post were the same way. They just didn’t want to talk about it.
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
I can understand that
But my grandfather never actually saw combat in any form. He didn’t make it over until after the war had ended. He was basically in the Army at the “best” possible time in terms of safety: between WWII and Korea. I just wish I could have asked him about various aspects of what post-war Japan was like, and to have a loved and trusted family member give me his impression of the devastation.
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Mar 2, 2011 7:38 AM EST up reply actions
I see. Well, bless him, he caught a break, just like I did.
The last draft lottery for Vietnam was in for men born the year before me. I volunteered for the Navy and got sent to ride carriers on the East Coast. Had I been born the year before, my number was in the range that they were taking.
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert A. Heinlein
My granddad was there when we took Okinawah
He never talked about anything from the Army except for how bad the food was
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 2, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Better than the elderly gentleman I met in the hot tub on the cruise I went on last year
telling me about how cold the winter in Korea was and how him and his buddies had to cuddle together at night for warmth. He and I were the only two people in that hot tub. I left quickly. lol
How much longer till kickoff?
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by Ronnie D on Mar 1, 2011 2:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I had that look once.
Constipation is cureable!
The statute of Rich Brooks is in at Kentucky as well
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Mar 1, 2011 5:32 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
"I won that fer flashin my teetahs down in PC Beach."
-And God made PC Beach, didn’t he?
-He certainly did
-He Certainly did, God is gooder’n hell!
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Mar 1, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
Let's get our rehabilitation on, shall we?
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 2, 2011 2:12 AM EST up reply actions
Cripes,
There’s more green flashing about this thread than when 50 Cent makes it rain at a Strip Club.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Surprised nobody said
that is a terrible likeness… hiring their artists locally again I guess sigh
that said, hope the color comes from the teflon coating… they’re gonna need it
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