THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/7/2011
by Spencer Hall on Feb 7, 2011 10:11 AM EST
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PrintHEY, THANKS BURT! Man, Burt Reynolds just cuts through the fog like a whale fart, doesn't he?
(Via.)
CRAIG JAMES HAS FOUND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER. They shall be called the Choad Warriors, and their reign over the WWE will be short, and kind of shitty.
At NFL-Xperience and Phil Simms just threatened 2 hit me b/c I said his son was 1 of the worse QBs in the SEC. I told him "LET'S GO!"
I am DEAD serious about the Phil Simms thing. We all thought he was joking, but he kept going and said he wanted 2 take a swing at me!!
It ended w/police stepping in between so I could continue my appearance w/fans.
Desmond Howard did in fact call Matt Simms one of the worst quarterbacks in the SEC, a statement of definitive statistical factness that must have appalled Simms on two levels: as a father who hates to hear bad but true things about his son, and because no one in the NFL ever says anything honest about the people they cover because of some strange Senatorial ban on critical speech. (Please note that this does not apply to the NFL Network, where they feel comfortable enough to talk shit about each other.)
FURTHER ADVENTURES OF ADULTS BEHAVING RESPONSIBLY. Cyrus Kouandjio's tortured recruitment ended with a commitment to Alabama on Saturday and yes, the actual faxing of a non-forged signature to Tuscaloosa. Responses on Facebook were mature, measured, and responsible given the actual importance globally-speaking of an 18 year old's college decisions.
All fealty to your team aside, it's just disrespectful to your genes that were passed down so lovingly through the generations to say such things to larger, stronger, and faster people. Kouandjio now takes the [REDACTED]th scholarship offered by Alabama this year. Nick Saban will not comment, as he is busy waterboarding the shit out of Mark Barron, a task that should keep him occupied through mid-February as he yells "MATCH HIS HIP TO YOUR HIP IN SINGLE COVERAGE" over and over again. All part of the process.*
*That's how you make champions, Paawwwwwwl. Mike DuBose banned the use of electricity as behavior modification, and I ask you: DIDN'T WE GET SOFT, PAAAAWWWWLLL?
WHAT IS STANDARD PRACTICE FOR US IS SHOCKING TO YOU. Bo Pelini likes his heads rolling and fresh, recruits be damned. This is really only unusual because it is Nebraska, which has a reputation for straight talk with recruits. It will all be forgotten if Nebraska hires away Scott Frost from Oregon, both because Scott Frost is still lionized by the Lincoln general public, and also because he's scary enough to stare everyone into submission. (Please remember: that's him holding LeGarrette Blount back from the crowd in Boise in 2009. He's a Nordic Ice Giant.)
Note: we see this, and will update later.
"THIS CLASS WAS WEAK AT LINEBACKER AND OFFENSIVE LINE." Not panicking, transition year, breathe into paper bag for hours on end, repeat.
OF COURSE YOU WOULD PROPOSE THAT ALABAMA FANS DID IT TO THEMSELVES. Fescue terrorism is always entertaining, but it crosses the line into "Alabama entertaining" when you unearth the conspiracy theory that Alabama fans did this to themselves.
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Dammit
Now I want to watch Smokey and the Bandit.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants
It's a long off season.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Gonna need more movies
I always thought Raising Arizona was a perfect compliment to Smokey and the Bandit.
Well, that was fun.
EARLY OFFSEASON BOON OF GREAT TIDINGS
JUSTIFIED IS BACK ON WEDNESDAY, AND I FOR ONE WILL BE ON THAT TRAIN TO BULLETVILLE.
I read Bulletville as buttholeville
Kinda disappointed that it wasn’t true.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 7, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
1/3 of CI deals with Auburn and Alabama
who’s obsessed with who now?
/baseless accusation
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Yeah right
Auburn only won 1. Bama won 3.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 7, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HELL YEA
NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP NATSHNUL CHAMPS!
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 7, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Should be "With whom"
Object of a preposition rule.
this is the earliest I've been up since September
fuck off with the grammar, I don’t give a shit right now…
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
You chose the Monday after the Super Bowl
To get up earlier than you have since September? Bad life choice, friend.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Feb 7, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this guy
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
New rule (actually, not that new)
If you are a fan of a college football team and leave a message on the Facebook page of a player that team is trying to recruit, you are a dumbfuck. Doesn’t matter whether the message comes before or after they commit, doesn’t matter whether it’s “Hey congrats on becoming a [insert team nickname]!” or “ROT IN HELL TRAITOR,” you’re a dumbfuck. Cheer for them when they arrive on campus, but until then, get a life of your own and leave these kids alone.
by Doug Gillett on Feb 7, 2011 10:27 AM EST reply actions 24 recs
But but but but but
How will I be able to type death threats to 18 year olds who don’t even know me? I thought this was AMERICA.
ugh
Rivals/Scout message boards
i avoid those wastelands.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Fixed that for ya.
If you are a fan of a college football team and leave a message on the Facebook page of a player that team is trying to recruit, you are a dumbfuck.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
yeah...
Because it dropped that ‘the’ like 6 years ago.
by jokastrength on Feb 7, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
"I was a fan of Facebook back when they had Become a Fan"
“I had a Facebook back when it was theFacebook”
/Facebook hipster’d
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
"I had a Facebook back when it said...
‘too close for missiles, I’m switching to guns.’"
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Feb 7, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had facebook...
when it had a ASCI wall.
by jokastrength on Feb 7, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
WTF was the point of that anyway?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Top Gun quotes
Don’t really need a point.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I forgot about that....
those were some good college times…
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Feb 7, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
facebook sucks
never joined and never will
don’t get it (and yea, i’m only 29 years old)
by JunctionCrimson on Feb 7, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
I have enough ways to waste time as it is.
There are a few people that I’d like to keep up with. Fortunately, we have these things called “email” and “phones”.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Cosigned, 100%.
Say no to Facebook.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
If facebook is evil
Can someone explain the reasoning behind twitter?
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Digital graffiti.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
time passer
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
...
It was a neat place for tech nerds to play with the internet and get cool stuff to happen. (guy would get a direct message from his dryer to let him know it had finished, etc…)
Now it is a place for CNN to monitor and talk about… and athletes to lets us know they aren’t paid to think.
by jokastrength on Feb 7, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
this
"well, obviously, before. after was all gendarmes and dick stitches." Duchess
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 7, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Soooooooooo
I guess I’m the only one here who actually finds Twitter useful, then?
by Cheeseandcorn on Feb 7, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
I used it at my old company to message blast about products, and my personal account drops links to the blog
so yeah, as an opt-in marketing tool it can be pretty snazzy.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
profile pic.
Dude. Awesome house back there across the street. Très prairiesque, albeit with chimney overkill.
by NCT on Feb 7, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
It's a synagogue
It has a famous architect, and is, apparently, one of the foremost conservative synagogues in the southeast. Cool congregation, great rabbi, except for the tendency to park on both sides of the street on Saturday
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I use it to post things like this
/image is huge, didn’t want to destroy margins…
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
son of a bitch
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
I use Twitter as my news feed now.
Follow the right people, and you’ll get all the news handed to you in condensed form without having to wade through entire articles. (Not that my Twitter follow list is a good example of that; I had to pare things down when reporters decided that I cared about their hangnails.)
I have a FF add-on that gives me popups with tweets so I never have to deal with the site itself. I’ll turn it off during tweet-tastic events (like the Super Bowl) so I don’t have to deal with 40o tweets/minute about THIS COMMERCIAL.
But seriously, I read about a tenth of the articles that I used to thanks to Twitter. And if I need the reference for my own writing, they always provide the link within the tweet.
That's pretty similar to the way I use it.
I need to read a ton of news online for work, and Twitter is kind of like my collectively edited news feed. Saves me hours every day.
by Cheeseandcorn on Feb 7, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Twitter is fine as long as you don't take it too seriously
and recognize it for what it is: the finest one-liner delivery system that has yet been invented.
by Doug Gillett on Feb 7, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Agreed.
I loves the twitter for amusement sake.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
That alone justifies the existence of Twitter.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I'll agree to this.
I like to be amused.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Last night
the #GrouponAds hashtag was comedy gold.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Facebook is fine as long as you don't take it too seriously
and recognize it for what it is: a facilitator of staring at stimulating pictures of girls you half-know under the pretext that you’re just trying to put her name to a face a great tool for keeping up with long-lost friends and consolidating contact information in one convenient and easy to use place!
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
by Old South on Feb 7, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
As an international student, Facebook is key to finding out which of your friends succeeded their fathers in taking over their particular banana republic
and which ones are in exile running a kebab shop in Queens.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
“Hey honey, want to go to Mauritius for the break?”
“Don’t they have the insane warlord Duke Elias Jeffrey in charge?”
“who, Jeff?, We’ll be fine. Good guy. Great front row forward.”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Butcher is a hereditary nickname, nobody takes it seriously!
because who needs a machete when you can pop heads like a pimple in your massive, massive hands
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The reasoning behind Twitter?
(1) Reinforce the internet’s tendency to drive everyone (further) toward ADHD.
(2) Make it possible to broadcast everyone’s innermost thoughts to the entire world
(3) ?????
(4) Profit!
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Now that the Baby Boomers have invaded Facebook,
Twitter is my refuge from my mother, who sends me texts like:
WHY DIDN’T YOU LIKE MY LAST STATUS UPDATE ON FACEBOOK?
DAD, [My wife], [Brother], [Brother’s wife] ALL HAVE.
:-(
Basically, it’s my id’s presence on the internet.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is why I'm happy my parents have just figured out how to text.
And I have also told my parents that under no circumstance will I be “friends” with any “adult” member of my family.
I realize this might make me seem like an obnoxious 12 year old. To this day my parents and I have don’t ask/don’t tell rules about our private lives and it works just fine thankyouverymuch.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Oh this I tell them about.
They think I’m strange.
They are probably right.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
What times are these when having excellent taste makes one strange?
I love green because money be green.
Says a lot about our society
When making reasonable conditions on appropriate limits on disclosure is seen as odd.
(Not specifically your parents, but the fact that such rules are noteworthy)
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
You're arguing that excellent taste shouldn't make us strange?
Counter-points: Black Eyed Peas as Super Bowl halftime show, Two and a Half Men’s incredibly high ratings, the Twilight movies and No Strings Attached garnering huge box offices
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dammit, ACS again makes my argument much more succinctly than I ever could have
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Just as I was about to open my desk drawer where my snacks is at.
Appetite lost.
Well, that was fun.
Hell no
I DO NOT belong at Applebee’s. And neither do you.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
You behave yourself in your cage
or I’m feeding you Applebees’ Funky Fajita Flingers with Extra Ranch Dressing, available for the low low price of $29.99 plus tax.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HISS!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
THAT'S IT.
32 OUNCES OF RANCH IT IS FOR YOU.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Only 32?
This is the flyover states we’re talking about. Make it 64.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
But I don't like ranch dressing!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Feb 7, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Other things I'm going to be honest about:
I saw Black Swan on my snow day on Friday.
I could totally see myself watching a movie with Mr. Demi Moore, so long as I’m drinking, it costs less than $4, and I’ve seen and read everything else that could possibly hold my attention. Or if I"m drunk.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
What'd you think of Black Swan?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Seriously, right?
Anyone who writes off this movie on the basis that it revolves around a ballet troupe is really missing out.
I love green because money be green.
Since it's not really about ballet...
BOYS.
Also, I’ve been told ballet dancers are hot because they are limber.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Truf
I just assume that’s why most dudes would stay away. ’Cept for the bros sitting in front of me in the theater who high-fived during the Kunis/Portman Last Tango In Paris session.
I love green because money be green.
Perk?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I'm a 26-year-old red-blooded Amurrican male...
… so, yes. Decidedly yes. Though it’s not without its disturbing moments as well.
I love green because money be green.
Hey
Disturbing lovin’ is still lovin’.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
My attention.
You haz it.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Go to movie.
Promise it will be enjoyed.
Even I was like “HOLY GAWD” at the Mila/Natalie scenes Joey described above.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
I mostly wanted to commend her good taste...
… while undercutting my point by sounding like a pompous windbag. I like to think I succeeded.
I love green because money be green.
And I'd like to clarify that I continue to commend Ms. Denmark, and all of us, for our good taste
It’s just that I can’t pat myself on the back, even indirectly, without giving myself a bit of the business.
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Feb 7, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Always a fair point...
if you make the self-deprecating joke, people around you can’t make the really hurtful joke.
Also, a rec for that link
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
If this is strange
then I don’t want to be normal.
(Besides, nobody is perfectly normal. If you think you are, your lack of quirks is a quirk in itself and therefore you’re weird by reason of not being weird in any way. I’ll stop now before I twist my brain into a Möbius strip.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Feb 7, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I left ITAT
right about the time my mother started posting over there.
I think EDSBS is too…esoteric for her tastes.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Same here
Thank god my Dad and other relatives, who are on Facebook for some god-awful reason, don’t check mine and definitely don’t ask too many questions like “Who is that girl in your profile picture?” I DON’T TAKE PICTURES WITH MY MALE FRIENDS, BECAUSE NONE OF US HAVE CAMERAS, BECAUSE WE ARE MALE. THAT GIRL IN MY PROFILE PICTURE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
GAHHHHH
by broski on Feb 7, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
1) ACQUIRE CHILD
2) SHUN COOL THINGS, ACQUIRE EXPENSIVE CAMERA
3) do not profit
/waits
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 7, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
I only got one this past year
And I only use it for taking pictures while hiking and/or on vacation.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I have a camera.
I do not use it to take stupid-ass pictures at the bar.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I like to take stupid ass pictures at the bar.
They make excellent blackmail photos.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 8, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
THAT WOMAN IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND STOP SUGGESTING IT MY REAL GIRLFRIEND IS SUSPICIOUS ENOUGH ALREADY DAMMIT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Facebook was over the moment they let students at public universities join
/ sips tea daintily with pinky raised high in the air
by Mango Stasi on Feb 7, 2011 11:32 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
"I had Facebook back when it was still Facemash"
/ultimate hipster’d
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I had Facebook back when it was supposed to be Harvard Connections
/Social Network’d
I'm the first name of my name on facebook. I think we were the first non-ivy on
we still hand out the paper facebook though at Davidson. Which, I shit you not, some teams photocopy and distribute to prey on freshman girls.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I thought Stanford and Duke were on first
I imagine Davidson was one of the first, though.
And yes, people definitely used the physical facebooks for some serious creeping.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
This is probably true. Mostly because the only people from HS I could friend were Ivy, Duke, or Stanford
and they were still “What’s a Davidson?”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, those halcyon days of Facebook.
Now I wonder if Facebook is only slightly less sketchy than MySpace (at least we don’t have to deal with the page decoration crap, though)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
How do the strangers posting on the dumbfuck's post fit into this?
(I.e., Julian Shepherd on Blake Ferguson’s post). Are both parties equally dumbfuckish, or does the attempt to out-dumbfuck a dumbfuck register on some sort of dumbfuck-agitator, thereby increasing dumbfuckishness of the second party?
I ask because as dumbfucky as the “Go Die” dude was, he seemed content with a simple “fuck you.” The shirt-and-tie guy who cyberstalked him showed some real heart and creepiness out there (and despite 20 years in real estate, understands neither the concept of fraud nor the concept of hypocrisy).
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
w/r/t the Shepherd/Ferguson rodomontade
I invoke the Special Olympics rule, to wit: Getting involved in an argument on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
by Doug Gillett on Feb 7, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for rodomontade.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
And the same folks who post something derogatory
Are the same ones who cheer so loudly and cognratulate him if he chooses to come to their school instead. See Calloway, AL.com
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 7, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
I was trying to find a To Catch a Predator quote as a witty retort
But they all fit so well, I just stopped trying.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 7, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Granted, its idiotness on both sides...
due to the press conference last week. But, yeah, why would any adult post anything like that?
Deadspin: by douche bags, for douche bags.
I can't imagine who would want to plant grass spelling 28-27
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
/whew
RE Oversigning
I have heard two lines of thought on oversigning…
1. Yes, it can lead to unfavorable outcomes for players.
2. It’s not a competitive advantage.
It oversigning can be seen as morally objectionable (yes, I know it’s not technically against NCAA rules) but on the other hand is of no advantage; why do some coaches feel compelled to do it?
Of course the Big Ten banned oversigning in 1956.
Leaders, bitches.
Sherman ran an option play right through the south.
Oversigning Credit
The Why is Wisconsin not Here? Division also wants partial credit for helping put an early end to oversigning.
Legends are important, too!
by PantslessPatDye on Feb 7, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Get it right.
WHERE IS WISCONSIN?
and
WHY IS WISCONSIN HERE?
by Erik T on Feb 7, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My apologies
Morning blogging is best left to the professionals
by PantslessPatDye on Feb 7, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Help me, EDSBS. I am conflicted.
On the one hand, Desmond Howard certainly needs to be punched. On the other, in this case, Desmond Howard is right.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 10:32 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Desmond Howard is irritating.
Phil Simms is loathsome. Advantage: Howard.
by Tracer Bullet on Feb 7, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Set both Howard and Simms on fire ACS.
Howard as a reward for being right, and as punishment for being scUM.
Simms for being a shitty father with douchenozzle kids.
I’ll just leave this here:
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
by KrilDog on Feb 7, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Phil Simms would kick Desmond Howard's ass
mostly because Simms is a better tackler
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rec'd
causes it’s 2:34 and Michigan still sucks.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Feb 7, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Congratulations!!!
Wanted to be the first one to Congratulate the Unviversity of Alabama on it’s super bowl win last night!
Roll Tide
#PAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLLL
Are you crazy?
Didn’t you see the game? The University of Georgia won the Super Bowl last night.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 7, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Whatever man...
Iowa will be back even stronger next year.
Sherman ran an option play right through the south.
woooo
/samelogotransitivenationalchampions!
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Chalk one up for Grambling State as well
Go Tigers!
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
System Failure / / / INPUT CONFLICT / / / Abort Run
Logo of one team matched with colors of the other.
Dammit, man, who won the war?
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I've had just about enough of you, old man!
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Turns out Grambling never had a trademark on their G
Green Bay adopted the logo in 196, trademarked it, and granted permission to Georgia in 1964 and Grambling in 1974. Grambling has no legal rights to the logo. They can’t make anyone pay for its use. This is why Grambling has been having on and off discussions about changing its logo for years.
"Football - For the Touchdowns; Playbook - Full of Touchdowns; PIRATE HAT and BACKUP PIRATE HAT" ~ WR Emeritus Golden Tate
D'oh, should say Green Bay adopted the logo in 1961
"Football - For the Touchdowns; Playbook - Full of Touchdowns; PIRATE HAT and BACKUP PIRATE HAT" ~ WR Emeritus Golden Tate
I assume
You survived the experience on Sunday?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
barely
Clay Matthews busting out the championship belt during Rodgers acceptance of the MVP trophy was the single greatest moment in award acceptance history.
"Football - For the Touchdowns; Playbook - Full of Touchdowns; PIRATE HAT and BACKUP PIRATE HAT" ~ WR Emeritus Golden Tate
Indeed
Congrats to the Packers. Of course, a super bowl win for my team is Purdue-like in possibility.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Hey you beat the Super Bowl Champions
And knocked the Super Bowl MVP out of the game
"Football - For the Touchdowns; Playbook - Full of Touchdowns; PIRATE HAT and BACKUP PIRATE HAT" ~ WR Emeritus Golden Tate
Unanswered questions
HEY PAWL WHERE’D THAT FELLA FROM YELLAWOOD GET THE MUNNY FOR A SUPER BOW ’MERCIAL PAWWWL.
YOU JUST KNOW MILTON MACGREGOR AND MIKE SLIVE GAVE HIM THE MONEY AND BUT BUT BUT PAWWWL CONSPIRACY PAWWWWWWWL I’LL HANG UP N LISTEN ROLL TAHD
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 7, 2011 10:36 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
heh
i made the comment: “Well, the Yella Fella just spent a large chunk of Auburn’s recruiting budget for next year.” It started a nice argument.
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-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
I made a similar comment when bama got Kaundijo
My honey is a bama grad and she was quite smug about the commitment. “The money was too good.” kinda deflated her a bit.
Gotta own the meme.
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 7, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Does this mean you've gone "All in?"
In order to go all in do you have to buy a little membership card first?
/Supper Clubbed
This raises another question I have
Are Yellawood commercials local/regional? I would think they’re a national brand, but nobody has heard of these commericals outside of the South, it seems like.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
There are local commercials sold for the game
Didn’t see a Yellawood commercial, but did see one for a local (Charlotte) Credit Union. They can’t have gone national.
yknow
I didn’t even think about that. the quality didn’t look like a local ad so it didn’t cross my mind. but that’s probably more plausible. but still, i can’t allow that to challenge my theory PAWWWWLLLLL
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 7, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
When the Yella Wood ad aired last night
it was the first time I’d seen one at my house in a very long time, possibly ever.
On a related note, the satellite guy came out on Saturday and hooked me up with local channels for the first time in 15 years.
I take that to mean that they are regional.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
I could tell it was local
Nobody else shot their ads in SD and ran them letterboxed in 4:3 format.
/Party was at my house because I’m currently the new teevee champeen of my small coterie of football-watchin’ drunks, which will probably last about a month.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Although I could care less about Yellawood
I’ll make that green for you keeping the pot stirred up in Ala-goddam-Bama!
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
What in the name of heavenly glory
is “Yella Wood?”
I’ve heard of YelaWOLF, but this somehow seems different.
GAHHHHH
here is one of the commercials.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
wtf oh god
i could have gone to college in the south and seen these commercials instead of “save big money at menard’s”?
damn my choice of higher educashunal institooshun!
GAHHHHH
yes but
you would have had to, for about a month each year, hear:
WE’RE GOIN TO THE FAAAAAAAIR…..
WE’RE GOIN TO THE FAAAAAIR….
THE ALACHUA COUNTY FAAAAAIR…
WE’RE GOIN TO THE FAAAAAIR….
I can’t find a video, but…awful. trust me.
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 7, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
can't be any worse than the Mikata hibachi commercials in Auburn
I never ate there because of those god damn things…
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Been there...
How long have these commercials been running? Don’t remember them when I was at AU.
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Feb 7, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
MIKATA MEANS FUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
I like the Fine wine and beer radio commercials
Beer Beer wine wine liquor liquor
Beer Beer wine wine liquor liquor
Beer Beer wine wine liquor liquor
Beer Beer wine wine liquor liquor
Beer Beer wine wine liquor liquor
for about 3 minutes.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 7, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
GOT-DAMN TIGER PACKAGE
they are a ripoff, and they make me want to punch the radio (not that i have in the past, or anything).
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
It's a brand of pressure treated lumber.
Based in Abbeville, Ala., and run by (sigh, I guess I have to claim him) Auburn alum Jimmy Rane.
They used to be known as Osmose and got their advertising start filming commercials with SEC coaches in the 80’s. Pat Dye, Gene Stallings, Ray Goff, etc. Now they have the Yella Fella, played by Rane.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Time was...
…the endorsement of a pressure-treated-lumber concern was a key part of the SEC’s compensation structure. As was your pound-for-pound consumption of Golden Flake and Co-Cola.
Alas.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
28-27
Nice repeat of a stunt done many decades ago:
Former director of Foy Student Union, Lowell Ledbetter tells of the time Dean Foy and a friend drove to Tuscaloosa one winter.
On the brown field beside Alabama’s famous Denny Chimes, Foy and friend, both wearing work overalls, probably giggling like the big kids they were, took 100 pounds of winter rye grass seed and spelled out "War Eagle" in big block letters.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Feb 7, 2011 10:42 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Fun Fact
Dean Foy was/is an Alum of the University of Alabama (Tuscaloosa Campus)
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 7, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
I've learned (thanks to the Duvall fiasco) that alum status doesn't matter.
I know Ole Miss fans that went to State because they had the only accredited degree in interior design, or they really wanted to be in electrical engineering or agribusiness. Same with State fans who went to Ole Miss because their choir went to Europe and Carnegie Hall every year or their campus paper is a daily. In all these cases the same thing was the reason…couldn’t afford to go to school out of state.
Traitors all around…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 7, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
"I know Ole Miss fans that went to State because they had the only accredited degree in interior design"
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
to marry what, a Trailer park super?
/ducks
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Feb 7, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/throws livestock
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I thought ducks WERE livestock.
Well, technically right?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 7, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
in certain parts of mississippi and arkansas, i reckon so
/beeasiertothrowthanacoworpig
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
"many decades ago"
It pains me to think of my middle school years as many decades ago.
The Georgia Tech band was banned from using any UGA facilities for several years after the put the GT logo in a practice field with winter rye. They could come to the stadium for the game and leave immediately afterward, but that was all. The turncoats at Clarke Central High School allowed them to use their facilities for pregame practice.
by NCT on Feb 7, 2011 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Legend has it
The band spread the grass seed while marching, by dropping it inside their pants, “Great Escape” style. Then the UGA P plant geniuses went out there and took care of bidness by spraying weedkiller on the logo only, which just permanently etched it into the sod. Wasn’t there; not sure how true all that detail is.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Feb 7, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Rec for you
For saying “Great Escape” style and not “Shawshank Redemption” style. Takin’ it old school.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Well, I would've rec'd either one.
But Great Escape warms the cockles of my heart.
Has Steve McQueen been canonized into DV yet?
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ditto both sentiments here...
and also rec’d
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Why would Auburn fans write "28-27" in winter rye on a lawn in Tuscaloosa, you ask?
Because they realized halfway there that they’d forgotten the cow crap and toilet paper didn’t want to turn around.
..
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
Explaining why they strap it to their canines instead
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
Dog Killin' National Championship...
/wait might still belong to Vick.
by jokastrength on Feb 7, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Probably
Nevertheless, there’s a conspicuous lack of Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry feuding on this board and I for one would like to see it commence.
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
So true. Now go round up the . . .
other 14 Auburn fans with internet connections and let’s get this thing started.
Nothing wrong going on in this pic
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Your head's not on straight
Let me help you with that.
he's a Chiropractor
pretty sure the Onion offers that.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
self reply...
‘Onion’ should be heard as if this guy is saying it:
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Nick Fairley hit Aaron Murray so hard, it killed UGA VIII.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
It's because half of Atlanta goes to Auburn
In my experience, it’s a pretty respectful rivalry.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Unless you're the Mayor.
/Kyle Hates Auburn
by vineyarddawg on Feb 7, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
they go there
because they can’t get into UGA…
then somehow claim to be lifelong AU fans.
by jokastrength on Feb 7, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/eyes narrow
We’ve put people into space. SPACE!
/PAAWWLLL!
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey now, I'm from ATL, got into UGA, Tech and Vandy and went to AU
I also am a 2nd generation Tiger.
So there.
/oneexampledoesnotatrendmake
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
How about two?
Got in academically to a whole lot of places, but was somewhat limited financially. But picked AU over Florida (home state) in the end without hesitation.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
4
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
5
(We can count, too!)
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Yeah, we'll see what happens when you run out of fingers and toes
"Football - For the Touchdowns; Playbook - Full of Touchdowns; PIRATE HAT and BACKUP PIRATE HAT" ~ WR Emeritus Golden Tate
by stempke on Feb 8, 2011 7:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We do like Bill Clinton
and drop trou.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 8, 2011 9:53 AM EST up reply actions
I almost went to Auburn over Ohio State
if that makes anyone feel better.
Also got into Pitt, Carnegie-Mellon, Miami (OH), and Virginia.
GAHHHHH
I got into Yale, Duke, Stanford, and Georgia.
I went to ABAC, though, because they have the best meth. And rodeo.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 7, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
We have the best rodeo.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 7, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
it's Fratstounding!
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard legends of this
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
Question
what’s ABAC?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College
2-year school for farming, forestry, etc.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
So Deep Springs, basically
where there’s no Ivy scholarship at the end of the tunnel. To be fair, a scholarship beats the unpaid ranch labor I’ve done in the past (love you too grandpa). Fence fixin at 4:30 in the morning ftw.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Deep Springs is some weird stuff
I’ve met a few people who transferred in from Deep Springs, and while they’re super smart, I can’t imagine working on a ranch for 2 years in mostly isolation.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
For the first couple of weeks it's work of awesome beaty and simple contemplation
every week after that it’s “Why the hell didn’t I go to school at a real school and how, in the middle of nowhere, does so much damned fence get broken”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
well that would be beauty, not beatty
though it might be work of awesome Beatty
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
cowbarnschool, yep
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
ABAC
I grew up nearby.
Literally, they practice lassoing each other on campus for Rodeo practice.
And to further confirm Vineyarddawg’s apt description of the area, an enterprising dealer with no small appreciation for irony ran a meth lab inside a Tifton hotel named “Family Values Inn”.
You can’t make this stuff up.
by PantslessPatDye on Feb 7, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
I have family that has lived in Fitzgerald, Moultrie, Ashburn, Adel, and Tifton...
… so I know of which I speak. :-)
Family
I likely know your family. Odds are in my favor, at least.
by PantslessPatDye on Feb 7, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Dang, we're probably even related.
Wait… Pantsless Pat Dye? Are you my cousin that got arrested for exposing himself to livestock and exploding dogs?
by vineyarddawg on Feb 7, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't everyone have THAT cousin?
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 8, 2011 9:06 AM EST up reply actions
If you don't, you ARE that cousin.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 8, 2011 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
Yup. Too soon.
Poor little fella didn’t even retire undefeated against Auburn like Russ and UGA VII. And Matthew Stafford. And Joe Cox.
by MaconDawg on Feb 7, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ouch.
And Joe Cox.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
Too bad, Mr. Simms
As long as Jordan Jefferson is still starting for LSU—which will probably be six-seven more years (based on how long it’s felt to this point)—your son will never be #1.
strange
I thought the Steelers losing made it the best Super Bowl I’ve ever seen.
/Brownsfan
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 7, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
MDWM
although this College Footbal fan site is not really the place to discuss Pro Football
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
The game itself was okay (at least the ending had a moderate amount of suspense)
The halftime show, on the other hand, was so horribly bad that words cannot express its total craptastic-ness.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Slash rising out the mist was pretty cool
But then Fergie started singing and ruined everything.
It's alright, lonely little burger.
by burger23 on Feb 7, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Slash and Usher were the only ones who were half-way decent
The Tron lightsuit dancers were also impressive in one sense, but the whole show just gave the impression on relying way too much on flashy technology instead of actual musical talent.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
And even then, there were technical problems all over the place
Fergie’s mic cut out when she started singing, the balance was terrible, and part of the stage didn’t light up when they did the “Love” thing.
Also needed moar Slash. He just kinda disappeared after the Sweet Child O’ Mine break…
It's alright, lonely little burger.
If Fergie had sung like Fergie, it might have been passable
But for some ungodly reason, she tried to sing like Axl Rose. Is this the blooper reel from American Idol auditions?
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Spencer said that he thought she was drunk.
i feel that he was correct.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Drunk seems too tame
i thought she was trying to fight off the effects of some pre-game rohypnal
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
She was so out of it
She told someone afterwards that she sexually assaulted Troy Polamalu.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
She is a former meth addict according to Mr. Rabin
sounds like she fell off the wagon
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I heard the opening notes and thought
Hey they’re playing a song that doesn’t suck OH GOD WHY MUST YOU BE SO TERRIBLE AT SINGING I’VE HEARD BETTER KARAOKE RENDITIONS THIS LEVEL OF BUTCHERY SHOULD BE A CAPITAL OFFENSE
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I continue to believe that NFL-sanctioned halftime entertainment . . .
is a product of its creative environment. It is what a group of 35-50 year old guys in sports management think America will think is cool. Bon Jovi. The Goo Goo Dolls. The Black Eyed Peas performing songs that were hits in 2003.
As a general rule they would do better to look at the iTunes download charts 8 weeks before the game and pick something that’s trending upward. Then they’d only be 3-5 weeks behind the curve.
/Except for Slash. Saul Hudson is friggin’ eternal.
Fallout from boobgate
Don’t expect any changes anytime soon. Although BEP may be a sign that they are loosing up. They may be past their musical prime, but they aren’t dinosaurs like we’ve seen recently. (And I say that as a big fan of said dinosaurs.)
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Despite last night's failpile
the all time low is still Phil Collins. He wasn’t even cool in 1987, he certainly isn’t after 2000. Except in American Psycho, but only as a prop.
“And this is Susudio…”
My god, just have someone relevant who doesn't use autotune and has stage presence
like The Killers. Who wouldn’t be at least more than “meh” for a Killers show?
GAHHHHH
I endorse this wholly and without exception
The Killers have gotten to the point where I will buy anything they put out without bothering to listen first.
(I know, I know, insert own joke here)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I OD'd on the Killers when their first record came out because my roommate played it non. Stop.
And still I would rather be subjected to them rather than the Fergified/shittified Black Eyed Peas.
I love green because money be green.
The Super Bowl would just fuck it up
By having Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown come out half way through Mr. Brightside.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
What is it with these Super Bowl halftime shows cramming one song up the ass of another and so on?
It’s the turducken of entertainment. Except that it’s decidedly not tasty.
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Feb 7, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd for excellent use of a metaphor.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I would reach through the TV and stab someone
like Joe Budden in the “Pump It Up” music video.
GAHHHHH
All you youngin's forget
The joy that used to be Super Bowl halftime shows back in the ’70s and ’80s:
UP WITH PEOPLE!!!
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 7, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
I was in the halftime show of Super Bowl XVIII when it was put on by DISNEY!
"That's a God thing right there."
You must have been just a wee sprout then
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
That looks like
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Feb 7, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
To paraphrase an old joke... Knock, knock. Who's there? It's the New Main Street Singers!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
wha' happened?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Bless you for that.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I vote for Kool Keith.
Seriously, what halftime show of the past six or seven Super Bowl’s wouldn’t have been improved by a possibly certifiably crazy person rapping about “gonorrhea red stop signs” and banging chicks while wearing a motorcycle helmet?
by Doug Gillett on Feb 7, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
GWAR?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
wesley willis?
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 7, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Wheaties… it’s the breakfast of champions.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 7, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
who sucks moose d*ck?
Elmo sucks moose d*ck.
/internetjukebox=hilarityatbars
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 7, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Trick Daddy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Tell me you wouldn't DVR Trick Daddy, Cee-Lo and friends as a half time show
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Throw in Kool Moe Dee
and get Kool cigarettes to sponsor it.
/headexplode
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Feb 7, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
The Black-Eyed Peas Should Hit Their Knees Every Night
and thank God for Andy Hildebrand, creator of AutoTune
It is well to remember that there are four reasons for drinking wine:
the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of
the wine, or any other reason.
All of popmusic really should
None of those fuckers can sing.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
and those that can still use it
it’s embarrassing. They should also thank Intel for creating processors that can handle the real time audio processing with no noticeable latency
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ushering in the death of the MTV Unplugg'd
Not many ‘artists’ out there are willing to subject themselves to non-processed sounds…
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 7, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Off topic, but needs to be said:
the drink machine is out of Diet Coke. i think there may be an office revolt today.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
conspiracy
move on from the gateway caffeine and step up to the bigboy juice.
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 7, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
At my last job I always lauged at teh *Nix techs drinking diet soda
Who are you fooling, brah? You know you want that extra sugary goodness…
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
We know we're going to be there a while...
no need to drink 2500 Cals.
by jokastrength on Feb 7, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
nothing in a 12oz can...
+
until
I’M SO EXCITED I’M SO EXCITED I’M SO SCARED
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 7, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And the next thing you know . . .
you’re stripping in Vegas and pushing people down the stairs to get ahead. You’ll say people watch because it’s “artistic”, but you’ll know better.
Cristal deserved it, yo
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Feb 7, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
I went straight to the 5-Hour Energy
followed with a couple of cups of Morning Thunder, and then back to the 5-Hour after about 3.5. I think I’m going to be OK for a while now.
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
I did the 5 hour energy.
And I was up and coherent at the office earlier than normal. My day will also end sometime after 1030. I chose a bad week to get back on the healthy bandwagon.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 7, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
I am getting back on the healthy bandwagon. I did not drag my butt in early today, though- that would have been superhuman. Turns out that the Foreign Export Guinness has more alcohol than the usual kind. Especially when it’s subject to the multiplier.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
5 hour energy + PowerBar
that’ll last ya a bit…
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
How am I the first one
to rec a post that refers to the Jessie Spano OD episode of Saved by the Bell?
we're showing our age
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 8, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
After my time in the demographic
/drinks whiskey, smokes pipe, chases commenters out of yard
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
that may be the case...
….but, i’m in Alabama.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 7, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
I that case, it's my fault. I just got a diet coke from the machine.
(Probably not same office, would be hilarious if so.)
Nice to see Pelini's time in the SEC wasn't wasted
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
My commenting will be subpar today
As all I can think about are the lyrics from Weezy’s “Green and Yellow” and trying to decide if I would lose my license if I worked today wearing only a championship belt.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 7, 2011 11:38 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
RE: Saban enticing Kouandjio to go to Alabama and not Auburn
HE’S USING HYPNOSIS! THIS CAN’T BE LEGAL IN INTERNATIONAL RULES!
Who was aware that Nick Saban is a break dancing Egyptian Pharaoh?
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
Embed fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4TDGlbTz8
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 7, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
All Saban had to do was state...
that it would suck for his older Bro to need a medical hardship scholarship.
by jokastrength on Feb 7, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Listen man...
Saban doesn’t release the scholarship numbers to the public because it is an issue of privacy. What’s so hard to understand?
Sherman ran an option play right through the south.
by devidee33 on Feb 7, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
rec'd because I don't see any names in that picture
by vineyarddawg on Feb 7, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nice thighs, eh brah?
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Saban fills that skirt out nicely.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Feb 7, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Man, I would totally...
… talk all kinds of trash on the internet, then start sweating and pass out if I ever met that girl in person.
ALL NIGHT, man.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 7, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
few OL recruits .. that's ok..
brantley likes to scramble, right?
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Feb 7, 2011 11:50 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Plus
the Charles can always get offensive linemen to play far above their talent.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
It's that new-fangled "zone-blocking" scheme. It makes you soft.
/NDNation’d
It's alright, lonely little burger.
The Charles Presents "Zone Blocking":
1. Feed linemen Hungarian Noodle Bake and Spicy Sea Nuggets from South Dining Hall.
2. Pack linemen as close together as physically possible on line.
3. Profit.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Flank steak is good
but I prefer skirt steak. And what the hell is a Spicy Sea Nugget?
/livesbytheocean – don’tknowno’seanugget’
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 7, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
A Spicy Sea Nugget
is exactly what it sounds like.
WARNING: DO NOT DRINK AFTER CONSUMING SPICY SEA NUGGETS.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
I had Spicy Sea Nuggets once
It took antibiotics to get rid of them.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Feb 7, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Do not taunt spicy sea nuggets
Try a google image search for “spicy sea nuggets”. Note domain name of the results. Contemplate.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
THIS is the only search result not referencing this here site. ACS is on about a thousand Google results. Good job? I’m proud of you?
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 7, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
It took me a minute, but I figured out why.
“Spicy sea nuggets” used to be in my sig.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
If I remember correctly it was...
Brian Kelly says, “No Spicy Sea Nuggets”
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
Sounds like delicious Popplers...
…bet you can’t just eat one.
PS: at least it’s not Taste-icles.
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Feb 7, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Misnomer
They were actually called Blazing Sea Nuggets, and were apparently a hideous mutant form of fish stick.
Midwestern “food.” Jesus Christ, the shit you people will eat.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
When you're 12 hours from any coast...
the “seafood” we get is poor quality at best. That said, it’s still better than eating Asian Carp from the Great Lakes
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
If you're much farther than 30 mins from the Coast, your seafood is frozen anyway.
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE, INDIANA
/gulf coast’d
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NO! LIMIT 5 SLICES PER STUDENT!
BACK, ALL OF YOU! BACK, I SAY! BARBARIANS!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Is ND all you can eat?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yep.
/must…not…make…froyo machine…joke
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Did ND have a set number of meal points according to a plan?
Or unlimited meal access?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 7, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know about ND, but Kenyon was awesome in this regard...
you didn’t have to swipe a card to get in, you didn’t have a set number of points, and the dining hall was open basically all day- hot breakfast 7:30-9:30, continental breakfast 9:30-10:30, lunch 11:00-1:15, “Extendo”(basically sandwiches and cereal and such) 1:15-4:30, Dinner 5:00-8:00
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
A set number of meals per week.
Of course, that evened out to “unlimited” because who the hell besides the ROTC lunatics were up early enough for breakfast 7 days a week in college??!?
by PAK on Feb 7, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
GT was smart about this
On weekends, at least, they didn’t even bother opening the dining halls until about 11am, and then served breakfast until 4pm or something.
As for meal plans, I had unlimited freshman year; after that we had blocks of, I think, 60 or 100 per semester. Once I moved to East Campus my junior year, dining hall trips became much less frequent.
by The Missing T on Feb 7, 2011 3:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Rec'd...
..for South Dining Hall reference. It was never the same after they renovated it.
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
SDH was better after renovatoin.
Yeah, I said it. Totally, 100% better.
Of course, suffering through the year they renovated SDH while living on West quad…. ugh. What a disaster. I ate sterno-heated food from NDH off of styrofoam plates in SDH once that year. Every other meal was NDH, Papa John’s, or Wolfies.
by PAK on Feb 7, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't say it was worse...
Just different. I lived in Morrissey freshman year, went abroad, and then came back to the renovation. I ended up eating in NDH the last two years.
Oh, and us ROTC lunatics were only up 5 days a week, thanks. We were as passed out as everyone else Sat and Sun.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
If it makes you feel any better...
Michigan Man Brady Hoke did an interview where he said basically the same thing. hahahahaha!
I mean, yeah, sure, ND may have a large, vocal dumbass contingent, but at least we don’t have a HEAD COACH proclaiming his ignorance to the media.
by PAK on Feb 7, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
How 'bout Somethang New Dept
How about this:
Both Simms and Howard are Right.
1) Howard for stating the obvious (true stuff on Jr.)
2) And, Simms for sticking up for Jr (to show family solidarity) and in the process raising the stature of Howard in the college footbaw commentatin’ world
On third thought, I think Simms worsened Jr’s situation at Tenn. At ease ladies…..
OT- my alma mater needs an assistant coach
And is advertising.
http://ncaamarket.ncaa.org/jobs/3928707/assistant-coach-football
How far back should I include my success at video games on my resume- only the PS3? NCAA 03? Front Page Sports: Football on the PC?
This looks like a job for The Prince!
RonP to the Will I. Am and Merry!
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. ~ Lazarus Long (AKA Robert A. Heinlein)
dude go for broke
http://ncaamarket.ncaa.org/jobs#/detail/3904408
You’d get to undermine Tuberville!
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
One day in the future,
There will be a head coach raised entirely on Madden/NCAA Football who will never punt or opt to go for 1 after a TD. And it will be glorious.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Every play? CIrcle hot route deep.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I thought we already had that
Successful version: Kelly, Chip
Unsuccessful version: Kiffin, Lane
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 7, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Fourth and goal from the seven?
PA Spread to the Y receiver.
56-0 at the end of the first quarter.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
7 or 8 yard drag route.
Never understood how they were always open, even with zone coverage close to the goal line.
The bunch set is pretty awesome
I threw for 500 yards against Bama by using that a lot and when my QB wasn’t getting crushed he was hitting deep passes.
Let's get old school on this shit and call the right play:
Far/Near formation, HB Toss.
/Madden96’d
I love green because money be green.
NES Variety
Techmo Bowl – Hand off or pitch to Walter Payton
Super Techmo Bowl – Hand off or pitch to Bo Jackson
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 7, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
O HAI
The young whippersnappers had it so easy, what with their PS3s and such. Us older folks…well, we had this.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 7, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
That music still gets the ol' football juices flowin'
Fox should replace that idiotic robot with Tecmo Bowl sprites and this song.
I love green because money be green.
And us even older folks
had this:
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Feb 7, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for 2600, Alex.
"well, obviously, before. after was all gendarmes and dick stitches." Duchess
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 7, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Lawrence Taylor on Line 2 for you.
He has a shipment of pain for your kicker.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
That quick TE slant play is the only one I've found that can consistently beat the blitz when the other teams guesses what you picked
I love green because money be green.
In tribute to NFL Blitz
I’m going to replace the grass at the stadium with asphalt.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
You
Perhaps can hear Old South rapping Ain’t Nothin’ But a G Thang
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
1. Awesome.
2. Probably due to mental deficiency I’m missing how this connects with ACS’s post.
3. Awesome.
I love green because money be green.
You not remembering that ACS introduced me to Umphrey's McGee
Does not qualify as a mental deficiency. Actually, if you did remember, I would be somewhat creeped out.
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
Would you like to meet at Umphrey's McGee?
I could bring you a wrapped up sandwich and maybe a soda. I’ll be sure to wear my Ohio State sweatshirt.
I love green because money be green.
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS TRANSACTION?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
It was a long way to go to take a shot at Ohio State
And I had to creep myself out in the process. But it was as though I was compelled.
I love green because money be green.
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
by Old South on Feb 7, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I
will downloadz.
(TOTALLY LEGAL OPEN RECORDING POLICY DO NOT SUE.)
Will listen for white bread rapz.
Also see if you can find a concert where they cover Warren G.’s Regulate.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 7, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Listen to The Fuzz too
"Half my fucking age…. Kiss my Alabama ass you wet behind the ears bluegrass horse fucker." - Another Damn Dan
Top Gear marathon on BBCA this afternoon.
New episodes tonight. Thank you, commentariat, for recommending a show that combines acerbic British wit with some truly magnificent automobiles.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Feb 7, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'm not a car buff, but I am a big fan of British acerbica
Will I still enjoy this show?
I love green because money be green.
Yes, yes you will
I’m not a car guy either, but HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT THING. And, they’ve got that dry British asshole humor down pat.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Ahem
And, they’ve got that dry British arsehole humor down pat.
You’re welcome.
THWG
by gth863x on Feb 7, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I cannot do it true justice, so I simply sit in awe
and thanks
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Are you:
1) Male?
2) Alive?
3) Possessed of the sense of sight and/or hearing?
Then I give you my full assurance and my word as a drunkard that you will love this television program. If not, may my football program be saddled with a turkey-buggering-professional as head coach.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 7, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think you mean
may my football program be saddled with a turkey-buggering-professional as head coach again
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
by MikeLew on Feb 7, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A Vandy fan?
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Feb 7, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm now watching these online
You are quite correct. Your word as a besotted drunk remains true.
I love green because money be green.
By the by, Burt's tossed off line at the end of the clip...
… is either the foremost example of “aw shucks”-ism, or an incredibly cutting insult. I kind of hope it’s the latter.
I love green because money be green.
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