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What do you people know about Phoenix?



  Hey there, commentariat!

  I just learned I'll be spending three weeks of this summer living and working out of 2401 East Camelback in Phoenix.  Now, my knowledge of Phoenix is rusty.  The last time I was there, the governor of Arizona almost ran me over with her car.  Currently, the only person I know who lives there is my fclassmate's sister, but she [classmate] won't put me in touch with her sister because she says she "lives a different lifestyle".  This is code for the fact that she's a topless model, bar/club girl, and Tempe12 employee, things my classmate told some of us when she was hammered in my friend's basement. 

  Anyway, do any of you fine people, especially the Ducks and TigerWarEaglePlainsmen around here, have any recommendations on restaurants to visit, music venues to hit, and bars to roam around? 

  I promise no monetary rewards, only outrageous stories, some of them true, to enrich the experience of the comments section. 

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