And I'm hoping you fine folks can help me come up with a badass name. Something tawdry and ribald: think "Booty Palace" (but that's been taken). One other roommate is a fellow Hokie fan, and then another is a Tar Heel. While football doesn't necessarily have to relate (again, we're shooting for something bawdy), that information may help. We're all studying the humanities. I'm trying to think of something literary, but the first thing that comes to mind is Portnoy, and that's an unattractive name and I'm sick of his complaining. I'm hoping all you clever folks can give me a hand? Perhaps this will help distract you from the off season.