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I'M AN AMERICAN


I am drunk with bourbon and made munchies. They were country ham in the skillet with melted cheddar cheese and some Tony Chachere's. Why drunk? I haz sad with Kentucky's signing day class. To rectify I am play NCAA 1:A insider tip* for those who aren't experienced recruiting: FSs SSs and CBS are basically interchangeable, so if you desperatelyt need a corner, but have a choice between say the #10 SS and the #30 CB, go with the SS he'll lose some points when you change positions but he'll still be better overall. Also why are >50% of the QBs generated "Scrambling?" 

 

Accordingly, Ricky Stanzi is a pussyass Trotskyite compared to me. Go Cats.

 

*Plz don't report this 10b-5 violation to SEC. They are fast you know. 

the new drink of bitches is white rum, unless you're doing The Rum Diary approach of rum-and-ice. Americans drink bourbon, the occasional slightly-geeky-but-overall-awesome kid drinks gin beyond gin n tonic, black molasssy rum (bermudan) is badass, i'm told scotch doesn't taste like bourbon soaked in cardboard which isn't my experience but I'll give benefit of the doubt, reviewed only on abuse of discresh. Vodka, meh. that leaves white rum. Enjoy your malibu, pussy. 

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