If this is going to be the last thing we post about this astonishingly stupid episode of Auburn's tree poisoning debacle--and it will be--we might as well make it count. PHASERS SET ON OWNAGE, FREEK:

The Tide People have sent us a message... that they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well, we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the sky-cow can carry you. You tell the various sketchy JUCO transfers to come. Tell them Trooper Cashto calls to them! You fly now, with me! My brothers! Sisters! And we will show the Tide People... that they cannot take whatever they want! And that this... this is our land! 

(Concept by @itismemc , art by the indomitable @LSUFreek )