AGRITAR: THE AUBURN POISON TREES EPIC ILLUSTRATED
by Spencer Hall on Feb 17, 2011 12:25 PM EST
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PrintIf this is going to be the last thing we post about this astonishingly stupid episode of Auburn's tree poisoning debacle--and it will be--we might as well make it count. PHASERS SET ON OWNAGE, FREEK:
The Tide People have sent us a message... that they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well, we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the sky-cow can carry you. You tell the various sketchy JUCO transfers to come. Tell them Trooper Cashto calls to them! You fly now, with me! My brothers! Sisters! And we will show the Tide People... that they cannot take whatever they want! And that this... this is our land!
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HOLY SHIT
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 17, 2011 12:26 PM EST reply actions
Why?
Ur such an ass, most true Bama fans are upset that this happened; you’re one of those classless ones
by WarDamnEagle0 on Feb 17, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I can't tell which I loathe more,
the Spamboticons or the Sincere-obots.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Feb 17, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Not sure if serious ...
Pretty certain he’s saying the Freekery is beautiful, not necessarily the events depicted in said Freekery.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I R Puzzle'd
Dr. Norris Camacho’s profile says he is a aTm Aggie fan.
Does WarDamnEagle0 imply Dr. C is Bama fan?
Or are we just misreading everybody’s intentions?
I live in my dreams — that is what you sense. Other people live in dreams, but not in their own. That's the difference. ~ Hermann Hesse 'Demian'
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions
I wish I had a daughter so I could offer her hand in marriage to Freek.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
It's even more amazing in 3-D.
@jschnauzer
Bloggin' at http://joepasdoghouse.com
by Cairo on Feb 17, 2011 12:28 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Yes, but . . .
. . . my boss wants to know why I’m wearing stolen movie theater glasses to look at my laptop.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
But it costs $8 more to watch
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
its 'maff'
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HOW COME THEM NUMBERS ARE ARABIC?
SOUNDS LIKE THE MUSLIMS BE INFILTRATIN OUR SCHOOLS.
by purwho on Feb 17, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Maffs"
/Brit’d
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 17, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
But I know that Ronald Reagan was a saint.
A SAINT I TELL YOU!
No seriously, Fuck Rick Perry.
Death, Taxes, and Tim Duncan.
by TexaninNYC on Feb 17, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if we are going to fuck Rick Perry
we should fuck all politicians, per edsbs code.
Deadspin: by douche bags, for douche bags.
Oh OK, I'll take Hillary if I get dibs on her replacement
Senator Kirsten Gillibrand of New York
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mother. Of. God.
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Feb 17, 2011 12:28 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
This was filmed before they lost to the Cavs...
right?
"That's a God thing right there."
by zzgator on Feb 17, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What are they actually reacting to?
It looks familiar, but I can’t place it.
by Craig Esherick's Mustache on Feb 17, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Ironically, a failed block attempt
It was a play where Shannon Brown lost the ball and then attempted to block the resulting transition layup attempt by jumping over some dude’s head, and he ended up getting called for a foul.
One of the most spectacular fouls in the history of basketball
That's it, it's fucking fire time
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Okay, we can joke about this now. Freek has spoken.
[receives note] Oh? Good point. Freek has won all jokes.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
I usually disfavor jokes
that imply animal cruelty in the punchline. But I lol’d hard at this nonetheless.
No words. . . . Should have sent a poet.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 17, 2011 12:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions 9 recs
Or a polaroid camera at least.
You’d think if they go to the trouble of teaching us how to build some crazy ass machine they’d at least let our cameras through security to prove it worked. Fuckin’ aliens.
by North 2 on Feb 17, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
dude, nice
Jodi Foster ftw!
And the rec
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Feb 17, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
And I'm rec'ing Contact references when ever they pop up.
Funny thing, her camera recorded static for 18 hours and 20 minutes.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dude, I never figured you to be the type who would have daddy issues.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
My old man...
is a former Marine who spent 13 months in the central highlands of Vietnam. He currently survives on a diet consisting exclusively of Natural Lite and Basic ultra lites (he calls it his all natural diet).
But forget all that…the goddamn alien was her Dad?
Fuck that movie. Seriously.
by devidee33 on Feb 17, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I think you missed the part about why the alien LOOKED LIKE her father, Devidee.
Nope. Never happened.
Let me offer the theory
That devidee falls into the category of film goers that thinks “no slimy aliens means bad science fiction”.
He may also think “This is Spinal Tap” is a documentary.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Okay, we've never tangled, but
What’s YOUR deal?
We all see that you try to put clever references that in retrospect you want to claim everyone should have known but in reality you want them to be just obscure enough so that when someone misses it, you can come back and post Tommy Lee Jones pic. I’m not sure what your “natural” diet Nam Vet pop did to you, but..
I apologize for referencing Southpark
It’s a little show on the comedy channel.
I know, I know. It’s a bit obsure and not many people have heard of it. I’ll try and refrain from referencing it in the future.
no, but if someone misses it, don't assume they are retarded
I make Firefly references to no love, but don’t mock others for not noticing
shiny
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Feb 17, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
Gorramit.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 17, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
which brings back to my original post
you intentionally set yourself up to be mocked so you can pull a “Gotcha!”
Not cool.
Um...ok.
You might be, just possibly, slightly over analzying this.
I was just referencing a Southpark episode. It’s not like I killed a tree here.
Is this the part where you claim to
not have a history on these here interwebs? You’ll notice we’ve never tangled, I’ve always watched you from the sidelines, today I’m bored so I figured I’d take one for the team and engage.
The Southpark reference was fine, Tommy Lee Jones pic kinda implies something different about why you even post in the first place, and it ain’t for fun and/or to amuse your fellow man
I've dropped like 5 30 Rock refs this week
and the only one that got any play was MILF Island.
I expected the WKRP ref to be too obscure.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Feb 17, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Trust me
The 30 Rock references did not go unnoticed or unappreciated. I chortled heartily each time, but was exceedingly tired from work. A retroactive rec for you.
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Feb 17, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry...
…haven’t watched South Park in years. They just can’t top World Police, so whats the point?
Nope. Never happened.
You sir
Need to see the Kanye episode from a couple years ago. I love me some Team America, but South Park is some of the best shows on TV week in and week out.
It would be like not watching Archer because you miss Demetri Martin’s show.
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Feb 17, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's just you.
I’ve honestly been trying to play nice. But you pretty much left every long-timer a sour taste in their mouths (me included). No one can read your snark or notices your sarcasm because LAST TIME you tried to hang out here, YOU got all uppity and “salty”. No ones you’re being witty because no one expects it. They expect frothing, foamy mouth spittle. Chillax and quit trying to be right all the time.
Your high horse will still be around come MNC time. It’s ok.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Eh, we need someone around to get everybody all riled up
I don’t always agree with you, in fact, I rarely do, but I enjoy the resulting hullabaloo
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Yeah, I didn't mean LEAVE.
I just meant settle down. Tomorrow’s another day.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
breh
i’m not really sure why you come around, every time you post something people jump all over your dick.
no matter if you’re being reasonable or not.
GAHHHHH
Like I said
Once you establish yourself, they got to accept you
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Feb 17, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey mon, no need to do that.
Stick around and have some off-season fun.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Grizzly Man improves immensely when taken as a comedy
commentariat question- what’s the “making of” doc of the Kinski/Herzog film in the jungle where they actively tried to kill each other?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He thinks "Highlander" was a documentary
and that it happened in real time!
by saxattack29 on Feb 17, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gkhuh-gkhuh-gkhuh!
That’s a good one.
by devidee33 on Feb 17, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OK, I'm new to this Devidee33 thing
But is he trolling us or are we trolling him? It’s kinda hard to tell right now.
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Feb 17, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
Uh-huh.
I’m usually the Message Board Nanny at CornNation, but I think y’all have been just a titch hard on the guy today.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I agree with ya, Rev
I was just playing back to his comment. I really didn’t understand all the other piling on, unless it was people carrying some small grudge from previous contact.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
yes
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 18, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
"Because if we showed you our true form
it would be so horrible that our low budget CGI wouldn’t cover the exorbitant costs that IML would charge to animate me so I’m you’re dad LOL"
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 17, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i've already done my civic duty.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
TNX, brah.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Same here, brah. Loved the movie, loved the book even mo' bettah!
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I was expecting Ferngully
But yes… this works quite well. No surprise.
by commodore_dude on Feb 17, 2011 12:39 PM EST reply actions
I have not seen "Avatar" and therefore do not fully appreciate this gif.
But since this is Freek, I feel confident in saying that this owns my face anyway.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 17, 2011 12:40 PM EST reply actions
Just read this. It’s all you need to know.
Speed and Drank....feel the dichotomy.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Feb 17, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Holy shit rec'd both of your avatar mockers
I thought Avatar was abysmal
The list is long, but distinguished.
with beautiful work like this coming from the 'Freek
I am worried he will be hired away with gobs of $$$ to illustrate…. why our economy is still in the dumper
not looking good. less than 1% chance.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 17, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'm assuming
when Aubie cuts the trees down they’ll ebay off pieces to pay for their replacements. They’ll be Holy relics.
There's a Bruin/Domer contingent
on the way to SC’s campus with a large quantity of thermite for Tommy Trojan.
Or a posse of architects....
“We’re here to fix that abortion of a building you call the film school”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I fear that some fan will try to copy this by attempting to destroy Howard's rock...
And not succeed.
/actually would not like to see any school’s tradition destroyed, including a Clemson one
//more importantly, fuck Clemson
by Never Leave College on Feb 17, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
This whole tree thing is not the worst I have heard
when UT shaved wrangler, didn’t some A&M folks BBQ Bevo?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not sure.
I know that Aggies branded Bevo after aTm beat Texas 13 – 0 one year. The 13 became a B, an E and a V were added, and that’s how Bevo was named. Texas and aTm fans can tell the story much better than I can, I’m sure.
I do know that NC State fans have captured UNC’s live mascot, Rameses, and killed him. I don’t know how many times it’s happened, but I know it’s happened at least once.
by Never Leave College on Feb 17, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wow. that is f-ing terrible
NC State fans have captured UNC’s live mascot, Rameses, and killed him.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My father went to UNC and he was the one who told me about it.
He was less than pleased.
by Never Leave College on Feb 17, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
It's not THAT bad
It’s not like it’s a dog; it’s just a meat animal, and they get a new one every 5-6 years anyway.
Now, if you do kill Ramses, you better eat him, or you are a bad person.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Feb 17, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it happened in the mid to late 90's
state fans…. let’s just say that doesn’t surprise me at all
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it was 1996
here's a link
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/160077/
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
No
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 17, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
from Scott McElroy, professor in the Auburn College of Agriculture’s Departmen
he says it is difficult to predict what will happen to the trees but they’ll either die or be disfigured…
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 17, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
So is LSUFreek saying
that these trees, while they may have been poisoned by a bama fan redneck, may also have been the victim of…?
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
…lets not start condemning our ways of idolizing and worshiping the gods of college football. It’s our way of life, damnit!
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Feb 17, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
This guy
gets me every time. He concocts crazier ideas than the best fiction novelists could ever fathom, and then spits them out on national television like he’s explaining that 2+2=4, just simple stuff.
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Feb 17, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
You and he
could have a fine time discussing things of existence, I bet
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Feb 17, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
you just need the maffs
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Just be careful about the division by zero
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that wasnt division by zero.
that was waaaaay too much spicy food.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely aliens.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
My wife doesn't understand why I start laughing every time this guy gets shown on TV.
Truthfully, though… for me it’s just about the hair. I mean, if I was going to be taped on an interview for TV, I’d probably try to get my hair to look like something other than a bird.
Maybe it’s a greek thing.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 17, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
You mean the Jersey Hore spray tan does not offend you?
INCONCEIVABLE!!!
Fragment of Human DNA found in gonorrhea genome. No word if it’s Charlie Sheen’s.
by Cranked_Irish on Feb 17, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
F**K
Should be Shore, but it works rather well both ways.
As does that.
Fragment of Human DNA found in gonorrhea genome. No word if it’s Charlie Sheen’s.
by Cranked_Irish on Feb 17, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
I know I'll be piled on for asking this
but who is the guy? Even seeing his name means nothing to me.
/onlywatchsportsfootballontv
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 17, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
He's a UFO "expert"
who appears on the History Channel show Ancient Aliens. Basically, just a crazy guy who thinks that aliens caused everything.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Feb 17, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He's the next generation of closeted racists
Who deep down don’t believe that black, brown, yellow, or red people could possibly have built the great wonders of the world so it must have been aliens.
It’s the logical progression from the people that believe that every major civilization was descended from Atlantis.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Feb 17, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Come on... every major civilization did descend from Atlantis.
Well, indirectly, at least.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 17, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think you meant
the lost city of ATLANTA!
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 17, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
j'approuve
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 17, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
it was more than just a Delta hub
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 17, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Once again I am in awe of the Freek's prowess.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
Apropos of nothing
The Rams MIGHT go to my little hole in the wall university for bonding time. This makes me laugh. And plan out a vacation
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
Missouri University of Science and Technology, MUST?
The first step in making wine is to make the must.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
or MST. Because it sounds more smarter than University of Missouri – Rolla. Which makes my degree sound like some pissant offspring of MIZZOU. Which it isn’t. And I will defend to the death.
Yeah for parents going to school there (dad and I same place, mom Mizzou) so got to go cheaper…and grads get hired away to flashier places than Bartlesville, OK.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Well, if I had stayed in state (bleh)
It would have been there or OKC. I was just ready to leave. And the longer I’m away, somehow the closer I get to moving back. This isn’t right.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Okie State's ENG school isn't bad
My brother got an engineering degree there and got a job in Houston right out of school. That may be a tougher decision for you though, having been Sooner born and Sooner bred (and when you die you’ll be Sooner dead). That was also the mid 1990s and things have probably changed since then.
Actually, the only other school I applied to was Okie Lite.
I wasn’t a Sooner fan enough to go to school there unless I wanted a meteorological degree. I knew I wanted a job, in engineering/sciences, out of the state of Oklahoma, and wasn’t keen on working for Big Oil. State of Missouri here I went. Plus, I’m one of two people in my family actually born and raised in OK (the other is a cousin who married in). As previously stated, parents did their higher ed in MO too.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a second. A GIRL went to Rolla???
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Feb 17, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I know. Holy shit right?
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
I am confused as well.
And scared.
And cold.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 17, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
I once met a girl who graduated from Rose-Hulman...
that was the weirdest for me.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Don't be scared.
I don’t bite.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Well
What fun is that, then?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Feb 18, 2011 9:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Spoken like a true Wolverine
I live in my dreams — that is what you sense. Other people live in dreams, but not in their own. That's the difference. ~ Hermann Hesse 'Demian'
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2011 9:19 AM EST up reply actions
Indeed.
I hit the lottery, I’m getting two pet wolverines, Bitey and Stinky.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
We all have our dreams...
You hit the lottery, you’ll buy exotic animals…
I hit the lottery, I’m buying an exotic island.
I live in my dreams — that is what you sense. Other people live in dreams, but not in their own. That's the difference. ~ Hermann Hesse 'Demian'
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
Don't you do that already?
or iz U jest rentin’
I live in my dreams — that is what you sense. Other people live in dreams, but not in their own. That's the difference. ~ Hermann Hesse 'Demian'
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 18, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Rent, don't buy
Depreciation is a killer.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
How can it be an exotic island
Without exotic animals?
/I saw Island of Dr. Moreau as a blueprint.
//What is the law?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
The scary thing is....
I actually thought, for a moment, that the trees had been photoshopped to look like they been hit with toilet paper/streamers, before remembering that they were just the stupid nerve tentacle things from the movie. Such is the power of Freek.
Well, now we know
who Auburn will sign in off-season free agency:
A botanist.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
But wouldn't you need an arborist?
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Just make sure they're not
a Philadelphia arborist.
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 17, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pop Quiz Man will save us!
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 17, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I always knew Dr. James Brown would turn out to be a hero.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Since Orson mentioned it...
I am waaay disappointed ’Freek did not show BlueChiz riding the “skycow”….
/laffsatthethought
Also, Fuck Clemson!
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
It's kind of a funny meme, don't you think?
And yes, I really do think.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bravo.
Fucking Bravo. At least someone has a sense of humor and doesn’t think this is the second coming of the holocaust.
Does anyone think this is the second coming of...
WAIT A MINUTE WE’VE ALREADY DONE THIS I’M NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 17, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Hide yo women!
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Nice try.
Maybe you’ll catch the Kent State alumni, but the rest of us are wise to your schemes.
by saxattack29 on Feb 17, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Man
that was fun.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 17, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh come on now
just because I don’t post in every fucking thread/post 35 times doesn’t make me a troll.
by El Kabong!!! on Feb 17, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
No, in fact, you're usually the opposite of a troll
But now you’ve brought 9/11 and the Holocaust into the discussion when no one here, and I emphasize here, had even come close to making that comparison.
I don’t have a problem with it, but you gotta admit, it’s a little trollish toward your “little brothers”
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
They're little brothers?
What does UAB have to do with this?
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 17, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Al Gore
may have invented the internet, but it never truly existed until the FREEK started making these masterpieces.
by more_cowbell on Feb 17, 2011 1:55 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Chaz Ramsey needs to be somehow involved in the cleanup
after all, he’s an expert at chopping things down.
avatar was hours lost on my life. complete and utterly awful. even worse when you factor in what james cameron made on that steaming pile of a movie.
freek comes along with a facemelting 15 second gif that suddenly makes avatar awesome. freek is incredibly underpaid.
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
District 9
best sci fi movie of 2009. Not trying to be hipster or unconventional about anything. IT WAS JUST A GREAT MOVIE.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 17, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
harumph!
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 17, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
/hipster'd
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 17, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Go watch "Battle For Terra"
on streaming Netflix. It’s Avatar, only released two years earlier, and has a happy/sensible ending.
Humanity dying from using up its natural resources and war between Earth and terraformed Mars and Venus? Check.
Last remnants of said humanity living on slowly-falling-apart starship? Check.
New planet discovered that humans could terraform, though killing the native tree-dwelling pacifist intelligent inhabitants? Check.
Humans on starship torn between asking for help from the natives and taking the planet for themselves? Check.
Male hero warrior conflicted after meeting with native girl? Check.
Natives turn out to be more formidable than they first appeared to be? Check.
Well, enough of that. Battle For Terra is a CG-animated feature film (not up to Pixar or Dreamworks’ quality, but OK) and a nice watch.
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 17, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Done and done-er?
thanks, gonna stream that shit soon.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 17, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, but I did
I also saw Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid and a lot of other giant vs. movies. Shark v. Octopus is by far the best one.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 17, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just watched Mega Python v. Gatoroid last night. It was brilliant.
Sharktopus is coming up next on my agenda, I believe.
by purwho on Feb 17, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A movie with Debbie Gibson fighting Tiffany?
16-year-old-VandyImport would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Preferably in color.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
18-year-old-DarthBubba seconds this motion
/holy shit I’m old
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
Was very unimpressed with that one
It may be the best sci-fi movie of 2009, but that would only indict the year.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
District 9 sucked
syphilletic dick
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 17, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Disagree strongly,
though I also didn’t think District 9 was sci-fi, per se. It was, however, a great damn movie.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Feb 17, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not worthy.
I’m not worthy!!
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 17, 2011 2:31 PM EST reply actions
hahaha
auburn people have tails
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 17, 2011 2:32 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
I am proud
I am from Alabama and actually played in one Auburn game(for Auburn against Chatanooga), but I am proud that my home state is still taking football way too seriously.
Suck it Boston College… nobody cares about your defensive line coach and what jobs he is considering and he would never get in the paper even in September, much less in February. Nobody cares about your campus vegetation and nobody would notice if you poisoned anything on any campus.
Sure this episode will be used to help turn anti-terrorism laws further against average americans…(the way it was designed from the beginning)…and yes the people will be cheering as it happens and the government will use these precedents against us during the peoples revolution of 2015, to torture people attemping to silently protests the new taxes on breathing.
Still I am proud. Sweet home Alabama…When I first heard about the guy making a claim on the radio a few weeks ago I thought “geez, I’m surprised that tree is still alive…that would be so easy”
by gabeh73 on Feb 17, 2011 2:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
....
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
dude, not even BC people care about football
they’re too busy trying to finish their theses (a coloring book). Some of them can’t even do it inside the lines. /bostonacademiasnob’d
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HOLD ON
Sure this episode will be used to help turn anti-terrorism laws further against average americans…(the way it was designed from the beginning)…and yes the people will be cheering as it happens and the government will use these precedents against us during the peoples revolution of 2015, to torture people attemping to silently protests the new taxes on breathing.
Someone from Alabama who believes the gubment’s out to git em? WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?
I know we are supposed to talk politics here, but 1) that’s just effing hilarious and 2) HE STARTED IT!
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Feb 17, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
This guy would not poison a tree
at least not for anything less than a 12 pack.
by gabeh73 on Feb 17, 2011 2:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
is that a car battery beneath the folding chair?
If that is a battery hooked up to a propeller under the “boat,” I’m actually impressed by his ingenuity
Nope. Never happened.
trolling motor.
or, as per the past 24 hours: an ElKabong!!! Motor.
/highfive!
//nevermind
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
It's not redneck, it's experimental art!
Like the rubber chicken launcher I saw in Asheville yesterday
The list is long, but distinguished.
Well done.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 17, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck
Even I will rec that. That was funny.
/cries self to sleep for being called a troll
by El Kabong!!! on Feb 17, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The elegance
I agree with the praise I am seeing here. Notice how everything on this vehicle has a purpose.
Board1: trolling motor mount
Board 2: support for front of captains seat.
Board3: Battery…
Blue plastic likely reinforced with steel as you might find disposable mop handle
support for back of captains seat.
All pieces tied onto the Styrofoam pontoons or fixed with hooked stretch cord my grandpa always had in his pee-smelling pickup truck. A truck that doesn’t start anymore and now still sits in my driveway.
Face it…this guy is smarter than your average alabama fan. Your average lawyer from Alabama could not make a boat this good. That is why I posted this.
by gabeh73 on Feb 17, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In, um, "solidarity" with Libya
can tomorrow be a DAY OF RAEG on EDSBS?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 17, 2011 2:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yemen?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
IT'S A TRAP!
Admiral Mubarak-bar told me so.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 17, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Admiral Mubarak is good with traps
He ducked during Sadat’s Assadination attempt
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
When caught betweek Iraq and a hard place
Iran.
(be sure to use American pronunciations with “eye-” and not “eer-”)
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 17, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it's really Bahraining puns, today.
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 17, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That one sure Qatar to the quick...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 17, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
You
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 17, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
I'm always up for a little RAEG
Here’s a preview The West Fucking Virginia State Bird
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. / Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. ~ "Alabama Song" The Doors
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 17, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ATTENTION, TURTLEDOVES
Finebaum open thread will be going up in 10. Hydrate now.
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
Rassafrassa.
I guess blasting PAWWWLLLL in the middle of class wouldn’t be appropriate, would it?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 17, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I'm positively giddy with anticipation!
/no seriously, I can’t frickin’ wait
Nope. Never happened.
here ya go
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
3rd and a mile on his 2
Freek runs play action, pure balls, bawllllls
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"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
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