LAST MINUTE VALENTINES FOR THE LOVER IN YOU, BY EDSBS, A DIVISION OF TURFMAN'S SPORTING LADYSLAYINGS
by Holly Anderson on Feb 14, 2011 4:58 PM EST
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Internet, you've got both feet down in the endzones of our hearts. Happy Valentine's Day from EDSBS.
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And for those among us alone on this Valentine's Day:
/Makes Vigorous Wanking Motion
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 14, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
We eschew prix fixe menus & such shit at our house
in favor of home-cooked meat-centric meals and viewings of violent films. Fun for couples and the not-coupled alike.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 14, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
I owe you a thanks
I bought Southern Cocktails by Denise Gee off your and stempke’s recommendation. Only $.89 on amazon (+$5 shipping). I fixed the country ham and goat cheese pinwheels in there for the super bowl. They rocked. Very happy I am. Want to try the milk punch and the watermelon thingy.
The list is long, but distinguished.
Awesome!
It’s about to be the perfect time of year for milk punch, too, once it warms up at all.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 14, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
YES!!!!
And I’m available for your back biting urges.
Speed and Drank....feel the dichotomy.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Feb 14, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I picked up a hooker...
FROM DOWNTOWN!
by Yail Bloor on Feb 14, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
And that's a rec
Hi I'm actor Troy McClure! You might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!
by Hi I'm Troy McClure on Feb 14, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Dinner & a movie at home with the GF tonight...
She told me I can pick the movie, so I’m leaning to something supremely violent, but with a tender love story too – True Romance, Natural Born Killers maybe?
Oh who am I kidding? I better go with some Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston schock if I want to get laid, huh?
I don't care much about the Super Bowl, but I hope Ben Roethlisberger treats the Packers like a coed in a bathroom stall.
NBK features head,
albeit, some of it implied (and incestual)
"I’d love to be inoculated against stupid" - Thomas Walker Esq, RBR Knowledge Dropper
by Slice of Life on Feb 14, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
As long as it doesn't prominently involve nicholas Sparks
you may escape with your sanity intact. THAT’S NOT HOW ALZHEIMERS WORKS AT FUCKING ALL, DAMMIT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Recommend Casablanca
Best romance ever, and a great film. Plus, she’ll think you’re well versed.
Alternatives: The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, The Quiet Man
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
PRINCESS BRIDE
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 14, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
As you wish, highness.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
EXACTLY
I think all responses to me should be this exact quote.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 15, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
Goin' South
starring and directed by Jack Nicholson in the 70s, with John Belushi and Danny Devito, least annoying romantic comedy I’ve ever seen and underrated.
by Yail Bloor on Feb 14, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Antichrist
or five easy pieces
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not sure if I would classify
five easy pieces as a romantic comedy. It’s not funny, and he ditches his old lady at the gas station while she’s inside. Great movie though.
Smokey and The Bandit dagnabbit.
Hidden in the comedy, car chases and Diablo sammiches is a sweet romance with Burt and Sally.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 14, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Best and most quotable movie ever.
“How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce.”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Rick examining the German dossier on him:
“Are my eyes really blue?”
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
And our creed:
“What is your nationality, Mr. Blaine?”
“I’m a drunkard.”
“That makes Rick a citizen of the world.”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 14, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And one of the best putdowns
Ugarte: “You do despise me, don’t you?”
Rick: “If I gave you any thought, I probably would.”
Alea jacta est...
It was "brown."
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions
Damn you, moviequotes.com!
I would have checked imdb.com to confirm, but my firm blocks that site.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
I just watched that move over the past weekend with my son
who’d never seen it before, and wondered if it really WAS one of the greatest movies ever. He agreed it was right up there where it belonged.
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
I suggest
“In the Company of Men”
/evil grin
Speed and Drank....feel the dichotomy.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Feb 14, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
Oh man
y’all found a gotdam goldmine in picnik.com didn’t ya
The geography that I stands compares you superior
Pelini make a cute putto.
I’m imagining him as an Italian art scholar and it makes me smile.
Ars Longa Vita Brevis: Our Students Graduate With Employable Skills - Oryx and Crake
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 14, 2011 5:16 PM EST reply actions
Happy Valentines Day courtesy of Alton Brown
Fiancee lives in Atlanta so we did ours Saturday. I tried this recipe. Points for difficulty and presentation, but seriously, just holy crap I wish I’d just decided to cook a nice piece of fish.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 14, 2011 5:19 PM EST reply actions
OH...and for all you single people...
time to resume hunting tomorrow… remember, the heart will miss being the focus of attention that Valentine implies…so the pickings will be ripe for plucking
/hasadatethisweekend
she has to work tonight, and I have to go in early, early tomorrow.
but yea, if it were going for me, the best day to get going is tomorrow
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The only kind of secret admirer worth having
the nonexistent kind
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You can actually pinpoint the moment Clemson fans' heart break in half.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 14, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
FUCK CLEMSON
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Feb 14, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
there's a train on it!
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Feb 14, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
closing bars of Monster Mash plays in background
Marty: Doing the “Monster Mash” on this beautiful Valentine’s Day.
Bill: Marty, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs.
Marty: Well, it’s kind of a love song. All the monsters enjoying each other’s company, you know, dancing…holding their evil in check.
Bill: You played the wrong record, didn’t you?
Marty: …Why are you doing this to me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY72mncWhq8
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 14, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the doctor said i wouldn't get so many nosebleeds
if I just kept my finger out of there
by JunctionCrimson on Feb 14, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
my cats breath smells like cat food.
I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kids la la lalalala falls on face
I bent my wookie…
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
I shall be drinking the amber deep by lonesome at the bar tonight
as I don’t even think Nathan Fillion could warm the cockles of my heart this evening…
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I'm in bed. By myself.
I have a 630 flight tomorrow.
I have to be coherent at 4am.
This is not enjoyable.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 14, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
This too shall pass.
Make Friday your Valentines, or what I use to call it: Mexico Day. Drink like it’s Cinco de Mayo but in Feb. It will change your life.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 14, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
That was my plan for Saturday at my cousin's wedding.
nothing will go wrong there, right?
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 14, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
That's what weddings of cousins are made for...
you only sort of know most of the people, and the ones you know well also know you, so a little drunken behavior is called for.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Around here you have to be real careful around cousin's weddings
You might just know everyone.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 14, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Touche...
the plane flight gives her an out- “I wasn’t that drunk, the jet lag really got to me is all”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
too bad the flight is work related
And is only today. Wedding is later in the week.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2011 7:17 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think I accidentally have a date
with a guy named Ricardooo!
If fucking Rick Neuheisel shows up at the bar (it’s a beer date – what?) then I am gonna play murder ball and he’s gonna be the equipment.
After all I am in Mexico…..
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
beer dates are the best dates (next to dates at sporting events)
Mutual interest, and I don’t have to pretend to like vodka
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah I'm pretty sure if this happens
we’ll be drinking caguamas (MX answer to the 40) of Indio
This guy looks pleased with his! What other beer has Cuauhtémoc on it? It used to be called Cuauhtémoc but that’s waaay too hard to say when you’re drunk…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 14, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
especially if you don't speak indigena
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hoo-wah-TE-mock
That’s close enough for us nortenos.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know what a norteno is, but I'm a gringo
And the only mexican beer I can drink is “double X” cause I can pronounce it.
This is Alabama. We speak English.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 14, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
For very low values of "English"
(cf. Foxworthy 1993 on “Yawntoo” and “Aaaaight”)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 14, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, you speak 'Merican
and questionably, at that.
/bowlinganddrinking
by Albino Tornado on Feb 14, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
/Tim James approves of this message
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2011 9:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
For the Indio. It was attached to my arm during my summer abroad in just-ahead-of-drug-war-ravaged Central Mexico phase.
give the governor a harrumph
by Sir Francis Drank on Feb 14, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
WE ended up drinking 4 caguamas
of Leon and Victoria (went to a difft bar that I thought – didn’t have Indio) also two friends showed up but a fantastic time was had by all.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 15, 2011 1:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Caguama
I downed that stuff like a fiend as a 1L. Still not sure why.
The list is long, but distinguished.
Awake!
Without headache but I’m not fully upright yet so…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 15, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
It really is the worst holiday.
It makes single people feel like an unloveable lump of shit, it puts unnecessary pressure on new relationships, and it’s just an expensive pain in the ass for people in long-term relationships.
There isn’t another holiday that causes so much unnecessary stress to so many. Holidays with extended family can always suck, but the fault for that lies with them, not the underlying holiday itself.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Feb 14, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
thaipusam is the worst, worst holiday- googleimage search it
That and the Ashes series, cos that goes a whole month and ends with England losing (not this year, muthfuckas)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You're not wrong
but this unloveable lump of shit is going to buy himself some very nice beer for tonight.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Devin the Dude, Dr. Dre, and Snoop have a song for you
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Do things the Japanese way
On Valentine’s Day, guys don’t do anything. They get chocolate, etc. from the women. Then, on March 14th (White Day), they return the favor. The wife and I celebrate this way—it’s great! No pressure on me, and I have a month to evaluate what she did and plan my response accordingly!
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 14, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
No pressure on you
because you’re a married guy. There’s never pressure on married couples on Valentine’s Day, unless it takes you longer than one time to know what she likes to get and DOESN’T like to get.
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
No pressure on married guys?????
Have you never slept on the couch because the Queen is not happy??
Contrary to your post down below, the Japanese way is far easier if you’re a guy. If you get giri-choco, you only have to return it, not give it to girls who didn’t give it to you. If you get stuff from your S/O, you don’t have to one up them, an equal response is fine. As for Christmas, it’s great for single guys—the desire of Japanese girls to have a date for Christmas rivals the Feb 13th Desperation Day activities of American women (Barney would be happy).
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 15, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Never slept on the coach ever, even when the Admiral wasn't happy
But I was talking about V-Day specifically, not life in general.
And I defer to your real-life experience of Japan. I’ve heard the males over there are somewhat lacking in the alpha department these days — does that account for part of the Christmas desperation?
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
It also causes purple kitties to get all uppity and beat down the Jayhawks.
/sorry
/hadto
I don't care much about the Super Bowl, but I hope Ben Roethlisberger treats the Packers like a coed in a bathroom stall.
by Spartan D on Feb 15, 2011 9:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Could be worse
We could do it like the Japanese.
In Japan on Valentine’s Day, it’s traditional for women to give chocolates to their male friends/co-workers. If you’re just a friend you get giri-choko (obligatory chocoloate), and if a loved one you get honmei-choko (favorite chocolate). If you’re an unpopular dweeb you get cho-giri choko (ultra-obligatory chocolate). That way it’s possible to be double-whammied on the day: not bad enough to get giri-choko from a lady you like, you might get the dread cho-giri choko.
March 14 is White Day, when the men have to return the favor, but have to give better chocolate than they give. White chocolate.
Then, if that’s not bad enough, Christmas Day is the Japanese version of our Valentine’s Day, where you have your romantic date night. So an American in Japan could be romantically dissed on TWO different holidays!
Sam Donaldson: Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?
President Reagan: Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat.
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 15, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 14, 2011 6:15 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
Heading out on Valentine's date w/ the Mrs.
Cured meat, is there nothing it can’t do?
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
I've been laying in bed,
filling out job applications, resenting my now-harlot-ex-ladyfriend, wondering if I should shower or wait another day or two.
What’s hygiene, if nobody will love you for it?
Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2011 7:14 PM EST reply actions
I'm also admiring
my collection of coasters on my wall. I have one from every pub I’ve been to in the recent past. It’s my monument to loneliness and alcoholism.
Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 14, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Don't shower. Let the Valentines Day marinade soak in.
It should include giving yourself massive quantities of whiskey and chicken wangs. You know, just to do the whole EFFF OFF to that “harlot” of which you speak. It’ll build character.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 14, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Son
You need a song, and this is it: George Jones’ “The King is Gone”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6j2YBD—1U
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
"Ex-girlfriend" and "now-harlot"
Redundant statement is redundant.
The list is long, but distinguished.
See, now if we made THIS the Ole Miss mascot,
I don’t see how anyone could complain, not even those Colonel Reb Foundation blowhards.
And even if they did? Chainsaw to the face, motherfuckers!
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 14, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So when Ole Miss plays LSU
Who wins between a bear with chainsaw arms and a gorilla with a chainsaw dick?
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Feb 15, 2011 9:03 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Isn't Clowney on a Valentine's Day some sort of NCAA violation?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 14, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
as long as he isnt aware of the money changing hands, there is no wrongdoing
/alwaysbitterforever
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 14, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
/dontbesocheapnexttime
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 15, 2011 8:00 AM EST up reply actions
our thrift regarding student athletes
is the only thing keeping us from the death penalty.
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Feb 15, 2011 8:01 AM EST up reply actions
well, we'll always have the Dontae Walker Merit Scholarship to throw around, ya know?
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 15, 2011 9:03 AM EST up reply actions
oh yeah.. that.
/nervoussideglances
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Feb 15, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
Let's see if we can get the GF fired when I send her that one at work
because she’ll like it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it's like a shark with a gun for a mouth
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 15, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Jadeveon Clowney announced his college choice...
…by giving all in attendance a box full of these.
by GERGalicious on Feb 14, 2011 9:14 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
I'd like to order your entire stock, sir
Accepts the PayPal?
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 14, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
PayPal is too fast and modern...
…something more B1G SPEED will have to do.
Have a Hoke and a smile.
by GERGalicious on Feb 14, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was a'wonder'in when this would show up.
A hearty Rec’ to you sirrah.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 14, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Brown Liquor! Go TOADS!!!
Greatest Cheer Invented During the 2011 Rose Bowl.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 14, 2011 9:25 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
I'm going to put this here for Chloe...
because I can imagine her boredom at 5:45am waiting for that 6:30 flight…
here’s a heart to you dear Chloe… for reminding a few of the singles here that Holly is not alone being a female and a football fan…and that many of us can continue to dream that we may meet someone saucy like yourself, and be manly enough not to be intimidated by your abilities (mentally as well as physically).
You and Anthrolopologal (and others) have brought a bit of civility to this man-cave, while spicing the threads up immensely – many thanks and a lifting of the glass to you…. HUZZAH!
YAY! Thanks WE
and also please flush some offerings down to the porcelain god that I am not up with Chloe at 4 am for a different reason… (too much cerveza…)
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 15, 2011 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 15, 2011 1:30 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Glad I work alone on overnights
I think I would have gotten some weird looks from co-workers trying to explain why I found the valentine from 8-ball to be so damned funny.
Happy Valentine’s Day, commentariat, and…
FUCK CLEMSON!
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
by darthbubba on Feb 15, 2011 5:55 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
A message from Les Miles
V Day is the 15th, right?
by deuce5000 on Feb 15, 2011 9:16 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think it should say
Happy Valentime
Now where’s my TAFFY?
but I iz too tired to make it so…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 15, 2011 9:53 AM EST up reply actions
glad to see you survived!
I could use a drink right now.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2011 11:02 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
OMG today was sooo looonnnng
Just had a beer and now I want sleep…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 15, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
You posted this about the time I got off the plane in SA.
I don’t know how I"m NOT asleep yet. Tomorrow is going to SUCK.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 15, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Well I fell asleep about 3 minutes later for 20 min
so now I am trying to get crap done that didn’t get done earlier today b/c I was riding chicken buses all over the place to get interviews. Tomorrow I have an interview at 10am then I am going to come home and sleep for 3 hrs.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 15, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Derek Dooley . . .
. . . usually manages to get around to it on the 16th, so I guess Les is still timely.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Kirk Ferentz's Kidney
Umm, pardon my ignorance, but why is there a huge kidney on the outside of Kirk Ferentz?
Uncle Rhabdo hit Iowa pretty darn hard a little while ago
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
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