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I almost thought this was a double jump
A Fanshot within a Fanshot within a Fanshot
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 9, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
inception'd
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
College football is the drug
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 9, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Did the fucking top fall or what?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 9, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I love this.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Somebody say "It was all a dream?"
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 9, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That was just a dream...that was just a dream...
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We have to go DERPER!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Repost?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
Geto Boys are always welcome.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
eek fill up the top I DON'T WanT to see the BAD MAn
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if trolling or yay go team!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
That's commitment that I probably wouldn't even have for undergrad
much less grad school.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just FYI
we prefer the use of titles. I realize there’s no picture, but it’s a good habit to get in.
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in the two years this site has been on sbnation i have never fielded this request
sandwiches
mmmm contrariness is YUMMY
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
so you need the actual content in the subject
and not just some shit to make it collapsible?
sandwiches
That is how it's usually done.
Sometimes it’s title only
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 9, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
You're going to look like you came from Along the Olentangy.
It’s up to you to decide if that’s a good or a bad thing.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
I dont know you dude but if I may offer a comment
It won’t hurt to add a title to longer text only comments.
Please always add a title for pictures & gifs.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I don't need anything
I wasn’t actually being sarcastic.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Go for the old classic "one"
As in “One needs to be aware that…”
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 9, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
nah.
blog rules: no porn pictures, no politicks, no giagantic pics, and if someone acts douchey you’re going to get called on it
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Politicks?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i like you more when you post birds
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
I hope my friend here will be around when I get home Sunday.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What about Wyatt Sexton?
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Dec 9, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU'RE GROUNDED BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK SALT
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
My grandmother she's a great person...BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
ALL YOU EVER DO IS SIT AT HOME
AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME! NUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
jonfmorse
Definitely louder than any SU game I watched this year
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
They say that the way it's positioned in the mountains and the slope of the stands, the sound just reverberates and builds upon itself until it's deafenin
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I vote Aug or Sept.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Trip to Montana?
Sure, why the hell not.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 9, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Glacier is two hours up the road.
And it’s fucking spectacular.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Football AND Glacier National Park?
ALL THE YES
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 9, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK THAT
I want to get the full experience of home field advantage for the Grizzlies, that means December.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
You are from WI, you'd think MT is warm in Dec.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
LOL, NO
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
It is a dry cold.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Also, LOL NO
Montana gets way more snow than we do
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Sweet, beautiful, fluffy snow.
I’ll be in my bunk.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
people who've never lived there
don’t realize how little snow much of Wiscy gets.
/seriously, saw less snow Kenosha than anywhere else I lived before San Diego. Even if it usually melted off the next day in Worcester.
Southern WI doesn't get much snow
The Mississippi River Valley and Northern WI get a ton
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
they are WEST of the great lake snow making fun times
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
yup
kid drothgery moves from Wiscy to ‘Cuse in winter
/hey, it’s not -threeve degreese out
//but where did threeve inches of snow come from?
///school not canceled
You must have lived in a weak ass part of Wisconsin
We don’t cancel school for anything here.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
general rule is
when you get an exceptional amount of snow, school is canceled, doesn’t matter where, only difference is the definition of exceptional. Which seems to be ‘any’ if you’re south of Ohio, a foot in Syracuse, and a few inches pretty much anywhere else I lived.
No, not at all
The general rule is “Did the snow stop in time to plow the roads” the amount of snow is irrelevant. If there’s six inches on the ground, and it’s going to keep snowing all day, they might cancel it.
If there’s two feet on the ground and the plows have been out since 4 am, you’re having school.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Around here the rule is mostly
“Can the road be seen?” “If not, no school”
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Could it get cold?
NO SCHOOL, GO GET MILK AND BREAD, WE ARE ALL GOIN’ DIE.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Dec 9, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Snow day at home = hurricane.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
When I lived in Va Beach,
we only got out early once for a hurricane – Gloria of 85.
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Yeah, I remember a snow day there once.
1/8th of an inch, and it was all WE GOAN DIE
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
We got out for Katrina and maybe Ivan.
Tornado risks being what they were. My dad’s office was right down the road from a building that got leveled by an F2 during Katrina
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Working in FL in the power industry.
Hurricane might hit, don’t leave town this weekend.
TS strength winds and rain.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
That and is there a tornado watch?
If yes, then schools get out early.
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what seriously?
that’s horrible planning
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
A school in Enterprise, AL
got severely damaged in a tornado and kids were killed. It destroyed the hallway where the kids were huddled. Now they all overreact to bad weather.
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i was there.
that’s because they put the kids in the fucking gym
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was a hallway.
What were you doing in the Boll-Weevil capital?
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Well I mean.
In the case of a day like 27 April I could really understand. SPC issued a high-risk because there was clearly going to be a large tornado outbreak.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
yes but college kids can drive
you know what’s dumb: parents on the road to pick up 10 year olds IN A FUCKING TORNADO WARNING
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I meant cancelling it.
Not having people come pick up kids. That’s stupid as hell. Just pay attention to the mesoscale outlooks.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
That day everyone knew or should have known
what was coming. The week before I almost got caught coming home. But the schools here seriously will get out early and then nothing happens most of the time.
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its just supremely dangerous.
and they were literally in a hallway outside of the gym or auditorium. also that same storm system hit the apartment (and complex) i was living at in Columbus, GA. I had left there about 2 hours prior to the storm hitting. It was my birthday celebration weekend. I went to Atlanta instead.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
I was living about an hour east of Columbus at the time.
I was sick, and there was a tornado somewhere in like. Taylor County or somewhere in fuckass nowhere west Georgia that killed a couple of people I think…
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Glad you did!
I was actually talking about April 27. I was watching it all unfold from work and knew I had to get home before it got really bad. The week before that was when I almost got caught on the interstate.
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I hear ya, just its still bad.
car is less stable than brick/concrete structure. tornado warning could mean EF1 or EF 5. just putting more people at risk by saying “let’s pick up people early” encouraging college kids to go home is probably better because most people don’t know where to go in buildings that aren’t normally around in emergency situations.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Schools should do a better job
making sure people know where to go, especially in large buildings on college campuses, etc. I don’t even want to think of what the death toll would have been had the Tuscaloosa tornado been a mile further towards campus. Preparation for these kinds of situations is gravely inadequate in the Southeast, even though that area of MS/AL gets a disproportionate number of violent, long-tracked tornadoes compared to anywhere in the country.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I agree.
I don’t even know where to go in my own building!
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I always plan these things in my head.
But I just feel like that part of the country should prepare in the same way that Tornado Alley areas do, but since it doesn’t get the same level of discussion in traditional studies of tornadoes, people don’t think the risk is the same there. But since they get so many more strong to violent and long-tracked tornadoes, and because of the terrain in that area and the fact that the south sees so many more nighttime tornadoes and so many more high precipitation supercells, I feel like it’s a much more dangerous situation than somewhere on the high plains.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
It seems like the bad ones
always follow the I-59 route. My aunt, uncle and cousins got caught in an EF4 or EF5 in 1997 (I think), that destroyed their church. Amazingly, no one there was seriously injured.
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I know there was an F5
in the Birmingham area in 1998.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
That may have been it.
Right before Easter. In fact, it probably was, because Spann did his 10 year anniversary thing not too long ago it seems (time flies too damn fast).
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Is Spann the 33/40 guy?
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
High plains have low population density,
this is the TX and OK panhandles, eastern CO, western KS and western NE.
The central plains TX, OK, KS into SW MO and NW AR see plenty of tornadoes. This area has higher population density and tornadoes do much more noticeable damage.
I know in school, including university, you learned where to go regardless of the time of day.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
I guess that does bias those figures
since the way we rate intensity is based on structural damage. But in terms of risk assessment, it doesn’t change the conclusion, I’d think.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
there are plenty of night time thunderstorms
in the plains. Quite a few happen as the sun sets. Precipitation levels is a relative term but KS does not get the FL levels from a storm.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
I just meant
that I feel like, considering that the MS/AL area is as vulnerable as it is (and as we saw on 4/27/11), that the amount of tornado prep there vs. the plains is disproportionately bad.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah.
I mean, if you paid attention at all, it was a classic outbreak setup, and there had been two active days before, including a couple of big EF2s in Oklahoma and Arkansas. It was a PDS watch and all. I was in Auburn and we didn’t get much but a thunderstorm, but…yeah.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
I live in Alabaster, south of Bham,
and they said some touched down that day, but I never saw any damage, thankfully.
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OH GOD WE MIGHT GET ONE QUARTER OF AN INCH OF SNOW
BUY ALL THE WATER EVER MADE THE PIPES MIGHT FREEZE AND WE MIGHT LOSE POWER EVEN THOUGH OUR ENTIRE WATER DISTRIBUTION AND POWER DISTRIBUTION SYSTEMS ARE UNDERGROUND EVERYBODY PANNNNNIIIIICCCCCC
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You definitely haven't been to Atlanta
All. The. Overhead. Powerlines.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
sigh... the south
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Ice Storm, Charleston, SC, 1982 or so.
All hell was shutdown for a week. We had a fireplace and a barbecue grill – and a lot of people suddenly sleeping in our front room with us.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
In serious though:
2007 ice storm in oklahoma was scary. my parents were without power for 2 weeks.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Daniel Day-Lewis doesn't see what the problem is
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
i know you're trying to be cute so i will let this go
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
You know what's fun? Ice Storms
One I pulled a muscle in my neck during & we had no power for 3 days. I was able to sit & read in the sunlight (without moving my head cause OMGWTFBBQ it hurt). Finally got out of the drive & to town.
A few years ago it was worse. Looked like a bomb had hit everywhere. I mean every other tree was snapped off.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Lol you joke but that's fucking true
One day I was in my yard waiting for snow to start and ALL THE CARS passed me in a caravan to town to stock up.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I joke because I've watched it.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Did it stop in time to do what?
/classes cancelled for flurries
//ATL’d
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
those mountain kids who get bussed into their private school can't get off the hill
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Cancels classes for chance of flurries
Except Tech. Freshman Hill a sheet of ice? LOLNOSIRFU, still have class.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Building a big-ass snowman on the lawn in front of Tech Tower was cool, though
I think our snowman was on the front page of the Technique, IIRC.
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
Sliding down the Hill on a dining hall tray, while fun, was not the best idea.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Dec 9, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had school canceled for snow in Minnesota once.
Never in college or grad school, despite 12+" multiple times. Only time school got canceled for snow was the ‘91 Halloween Blizzard, which was 30+" in a day and a half. 18", still coming down in the morning? LOL NO PLOWS ARE ALREADY OUT, NO SNOW DAY FOR YOU. (Unless it’s combined with high wind such that visibility on the roads is measured in inches instead of miles.)
We got out an hour early for predicted ice storms a couple times. A few days where it was just too fucking cold (if the wind chill was -40 or worse, they’d usually close just because it was dangerous to wait out at the bus stop), but snow was never a problem.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
drothgery, I'll keep your comment on the WoT rereas author in mind
I don’t even disagree on most points she makes for the record.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I visited WI 2 summers ago. The high temp was in the 50's.
KS was in the 80’s or 90’s when we left and returned.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Define summer.
I’ve been in Wisconsin in August when it’s been terribly hot and humid. They get a full four seasons.
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late June.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
That must have been an odd year
We joke that there are 4 seasons in Wisconsin. Early Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and HOLY FUCK IT’S HOT
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I guess most of my visits have either been in the summer or at Christmas time.
So I was generally there for Winter and HOLY FUCK IT’S HOT, and perhaps I should not comment on the things that come between them.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
We do get Spring and Fall and they are gorgeous, they just don't last long
You go from “The leaves are turning” to “Snowstorms” in about a 3 week period. The same can be said for “The snow is melting” to “WHY IS IT SO HOT”
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Our leaves go from green to dead on the ground with no in between.
I do sometimes wish we had a real fall with pretty leaves. Part of why I’ve always loved Oxford so much.
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My house overlooks a wooded valley
It’s beautiful in mid October, and barren and depressing by mid November. Then the snow starts getting serious and it’s beautiful again
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Steamboat Springs, Co has 3 seasons
Ski, Mud, Summer, Mud.
I seem to visit WI and MN when is it unseasonably cool. The only time it has been ‘warm’ was in May for a trip to Madison.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
I like to tell my Northern relatives that in Florida we too have four seasons
1. Hot
2. Really Fucking Hot
3. Wet
4. Christmas
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 9, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Excuse me, but every day in Florida is wet.
“Oh, just started raining, must be 2:00.”
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by jonfmorse on Dec 9, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In Mobile it's
Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
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by allicolls on Dec 9, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Similarly in Atlanta
We have “Winter”, Yellow Season, Summer, Still Summer.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Dec 9, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YELLOW SEASON
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
I am a yankee and what is this?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
pollen
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
We have cottonwood season
It looks like snow, and you’ve got to go defuzz the air conditioner once a week or so with a power washer.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
And just to further emphasize this
I own a black car. Except in March, April, and May, when I own a yellow car.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We have both pollen season and lovebug season.
I know you’re jealous.
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FL had blind mosquitos in addtion to the the love bugs.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
I lived in Southern VA with a black car, no AC, gray black interior. BLeche
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
/melt
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, god.
The first year I had a black car in Virginia still frightens me. Nothing like walking out of your apartment on Monday morning in April and realizing your black car has turned champagne.
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what is this "sun" you speak of?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SO SAY WE ALL
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 9, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Still Summer being the longest fucking season ever.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
IT NEVER ENDS
Why is it still 90 in November? WTF is this shit?
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Dec 9, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
texas laughs in your general direction
/can say that now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And then, of course
the temperature drops from 85 to 35 in about 18 hours, denoting the official line between Still Summer and “Winter”.
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also known as "2200"
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
That happened Wednesday
Unfortunately my heat can’t get turned back on until Monday. Oops.
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Texas is
Spring, FUCK IT"S HOT, summer, and February
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
AZ it depends on location
Flagstaff: Nice, cool, cold, cool
Phoenix: AC required, hot, nice, hot.
Yuma: AC required, AC nice, nice, AC nice.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do not miss Texas
So glad to be back in NorCal
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 9, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
This just reminds me of oklahoma
except parents are having mini-winter right now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Lived an hour south of Oklahoma in Denton
Only visited my parents once year around Christmas. So nice to experience seasons again
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 9, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yep, i'm familiar with the entire 35/44 corridor now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
4 seasons?
Crawfish
Shrimp
Oyster
Football
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Dec 9, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I CAN GET BEHIND THIS SEASONALITY
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And of course, the common element:
Roux
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Not ski season, so I ain't going.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
If the score remains close in the second half
We will have to pick a Substitute America since WSU isn’t playing.
And this is the only game.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.
Who hates (Northern) Iowa?
Eh, close enough.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
No, fuck that. Farokmanesh.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
A vote for Montana
is a vote for America.
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Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I just want to see the Montana and Montana State play each other
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 9, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
About to ask question about if the teams are good blocking or bad tackling.
Watches RB bounce off tacklers, realizes question is not needed.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:17 PM EST reply actions
Mane I wasn't expecting this purp.
I don’t think UNI’s got the horses to make a comeback out of this, especially not against Montana’s run D.
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What's shocking is that UNI only gave up about 120 a game on the ground this year.
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Bout to jam out on a left hand mix pack
any one have experience with this brew?
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 9, 2011 9:19 PM EST reply actions
Got any Milk Stout?
Iz tasty.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 9, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS
I think I have the last six in Omaha. And I am not sharing.
/considers
Make that last five in Omaha.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I do
that is my first sampling in the pack. It’s actually the only left hand I’ve had before. Got it on tap at Trappeze in Athens, if you ever venture to the Classic City, I can’t recommend that establishment enough.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 9, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
That settles it, I have to find this one
Recommendations on back-to-back days, first by a coworker and then by an EDSBSer.
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Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Make it three, sir.
Supposedly you can get this in the DC area. I have, once.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Left Hand makes some excellent beers, never had a bad one from them.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Their brown, on the other hand, is the nectar of the gods.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Moose Drool's my go-to there.
From Missoula, MT.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
For whatever reason, the Milk Stout is theoretically in the area but it's the only one.
I don’t understand this.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Left Hand is great.
Milk Stout is good for one, one and a half. Their lagers aren’t as good(though still quite good), and you can have two or more.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Is this the UCLA/Chapel Hill kicketykickball thread?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:19 PM EST reply actions
There has literally never been a whiter event in the history of the world than that game.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
beg to differ- there will be brown folk
our reunion event in CHarlottesville was a polo match
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Okay, yeah. That's true. And then there's two UCs playing in water polo
or similar shit that white folk enjoy.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
The Battle of Agincourt says hi
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 9, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Continuation War? Continuation War.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
sir we are watching FOOOOTBAW!!!!
You may watch other stuff. We won’t sniff in disdain.
Snort maybe.
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Wat?
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 9, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
GAWD make a noise with my nose no wait I don't mean that jeez thats a lot of drugs who knew wow where did you get it all man
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
by Boatdrinks on Dec 9, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU EMASCULaTED BEAR
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
But it's ALWAYS SMOOTH!
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 9, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry was thinking you said emasculated Beer
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 9, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Will no one join me in my RAEG against the Popped Collars?
I give me 5 minutes then I’m out!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
They are as douchey as it gets
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 9, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
My rugby jerseys have writing on the collars you can only see if they're popped
so they get popped
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I suppose that is different, I'm picturing Johnny wannabe from Kennesaw in his Pink polo that he learned was cool at college orientation
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 9, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
yeah. I could care less about it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ever since you can remember?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
If you play rugby
you can pretty much get away with whatever douchey fashion statement you prefer because people are generally not willing to give rugby players much shit.
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mmmmm rugby players
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
is it even on yet? my espnu is broken and it's not up yet on ESPN3
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
About to start. Other game is now done.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Is the Creighton game over yet?
And if so, who won?
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
OHHH, the rare double-derp!
Bad, bad pass… bad, bad hands.
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oh man we are only in the second quarter
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
I don't whether to be impressed or horrified
That you have seemingly joined every SBNation blog.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 9, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
That is a lot of blogs.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Tomorrow, we get to see the last unbeaten FCS team. Wheee!
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Damnit, I forgot rule #1 before analyzing this game.
Dome team playing outdoors in the north in December.
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UNI practiced outside this week, and it was plenty cold here
but game time is a different situation.
Biggest problem UNI's having, outside of tackling
is that nobody can catch anything.
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Bruins loaded with next level talent?
that worked out GREAT in baseball, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
nice suit twellman!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Katy Perry looks way different as a blonde.
Also, Grimm ain’t bad tonight.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
So what are we all drinking tonight?
I, unfortunately, badly miscalculated my alcohol supplies and found myself left with nothing but vodka. Any port in a storm, I suppose.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
I find your refusal to type even short messages in the title box both endearing and maddening
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Rum and Fresca.
An ugly combination, I know, but serviceable.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Surly Furious at the moment
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
root beer
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Finishing diet cream ale going to milk for milk and cookies
YES I AM WORKING IN THE MORNING DAMMIT THANKS FOR ASKING
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Yeesh. I am too,
but volunteer work which means free beer for breffix. Good luck on your end!
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
scotch
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
and Montana rips off 30 yards
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
What the fuck is this game doing in Hoover? Besides Samford, are there ANY d1 teams in aLabama?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I disavow the following:
Montana 24, Northern Iowa 20. Northern Iowa’s bread-and-butter is on the ground, but Montana’s strength is stopping the run. The Panthers are not as adept at stopping the pass, however, which leaves the Grizzlies an opening to exploit.
Someone else wrote that. Wasn’t me.
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Those are our jerseys? Did we buy them at Kohl's?
At least UNC looks like Man CIty!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:35 PM EST reply actions
yeah. you guys look like you took your unis from the 80s
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I like that Kohl's is a national brand now
SUCK IT JC PENNY
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
UNC: Dick trippingest team in NCAA history
but this isn’t Davidson so they should be ok.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Most inexplicably long-lasting show on TV:
One Tree Hill.
/drops mic
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Smallville.
I’m a gargantuan nerd, and I don’t even remember how many seasons ago I gave up on that piece of shit.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
I just looked it up...
can’t believe it lasted 10 years to One Tree Hill’s 8. Baffling.
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Amazingly, I have still never seen an episode of either.
That’s probably because I have never once turned the channel to the WB or the CW.
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You BETTER have watched Veronica Mars.
There CAN be good television on the CW. It’s just really, really uncommon.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, never did.
The reports I got on it when it was on… did not impress me. I’ve heard much better reviews of it since it went off the air, though.
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You are SO UNLUCKY it's not available for streaming.
Put it in your netflix queue now now now.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Fine, fine
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I have not watched this show either.
But Kristen Bell is from my hometown and is therefore an angel.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
did not know she was from the detroit suburbs
or a graduate of the detroit catholic league
THE MORE YOU KNOW
by willbechampions on Dec 9, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
7th Heaven is pointing and laughing at this assertion.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
I actually kinda liked 7th Heaven.
Given, I was in high school/early college at the time.
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That show couldn't be killed with garden shears, garlic, hammers, and a stake.
I don’t know why you’d need the garden shears, though.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
To cut the head off the shrew daughter who became a minister.
Wife watched it. I made snide comments.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
My only exposure to it was via TWoP.
I think they stopped covering around the seventh season. They couldn’t find a writer who didn’t want all the characters to die.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oooh you're right, that one sucked.
In retrospect, I really wonder why I watched that show. Might have had something to do with the fact that my roommates had a tradition of “Salad and 7th Heaven” Monday nights.
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Your roommates willingly watched that show, too?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Strangely, they were pretty awesome otherwise.
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that might be the lamest reccurring theme night ever.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I shit you not, my roommate and his friend
did Grey’s Anatomy and Two-Buck Chuck Tuesdays. Both heterosexual males, I should add.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
at least there's alcohol involved
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Beverly Mitchell is cute.
She also gueststars on Secret Life Of An American Teenager
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
stupidest show ever
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Secret Life has gotten very stupid, yes
The first season or so was pretty good overall. Then it devolved into a bed-hopping soap opera. The “teenager has a kid” stuff got backburnered & meh.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
GOTTEN STUPID?
its disney drama of MTV’s Teen Mom variety
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa.
You two are GROWN ASS PEOPLE and you watch this show?! I caught 5 minutes and wanted to dig my brain out with a spoon.
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i've NEVER watched that show because of what you just said.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Well in all honesty, one of the reasons I watched it when I did was Shailene Woodley
And whoever plays Gretchen (some 26 yoCanadian iirc) and shit umm the Hispanic actress.
My only other thoughts were “Good God what happened to Molly Ringwald!?” and I liked the acual PSAs at the end of episodes.
Of course then show morphed from her trying to finish school, make a life with Ben, etc to ALL THE CHARACTERS SWITCHING WHO THEY ARE DATING/SLEEPING WITH seemingly three times an episode.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Yeah, this.
It always came on at a time where I’d catch a few minutes of it if I tuned in early for Will and Grace.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
One Tree Hill & Smallville are good but not the winner
How about The Tonight Show (any of them) or Saturday Night Live?
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Different categories.
Like soaps, those shows simply endure.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
We can agree that One Tree Hill & Smallville outlasting Everwood is a tragedy
Everwood is one of the best shows I watched.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I liked Everwood.
Now the Amy girl is on Revenge. That’s a good show.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
by Paige2PSU on Dec 9, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Revenge is awesome. Emily VanCamp & Madeline Stowe just look like they wanna kill each other
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I know!
I would hate to be on Emily’s bad side! I really love it. I’m a week or two behind though.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
by Paige2PSU on Dec 9, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just happy there is a good soapy drama on primetime for me now
After Lone Star died & I lost track of that ABc Family college show. Revenge is good because it meets that craving and I get to really hte the villians! =)
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I'm usually not too into soapy dramas,
but I’ve been hooked on Revenge. I think part of it is that they started the show at the end of the summer and then the entire season is a flashback. It really reeled me in.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
by Paige2PSU on Dec 9, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Prime time soaps can be awesome
Like Dallas and the first season of Desperate Housewives.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
twitter: SDWesq
by Tuco on Dec 9, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I own several seasons of Dallas.
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I totally wanted to be JR
JR was a great villain.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
twitter: SDWesq
by Tuco on Dec 9, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I imagine many people did. From what I heard he was a smooth mothafucka
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I will definitely be watching the new version of Dallas.
No matter how bad it is.
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by allicolls on Dec 9, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
See, that's how I wound up watching Dukes of Hazzard
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Knots Landing?
Knots Landing.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 9, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, that was Falcon Crest.
Knots Landing was where Nicolette Sheridan got her start.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 9, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Loved her in The Sure Thing
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Morgan Fairchild still looks good, kinda
Either good genes or good surgeons.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
LOL U OLD
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Quiet, boy.
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you probbly won't read this TNT is making a new Dallas.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
desperate housewives used to be my favorite
by willbechampions on Dec 9, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'm with Tuco.
The first season was great. After that… no, not so much.
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After the first season, it just felt like a big F you to Mark Cherry's mom
But I got hooked on that first season.
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I have been meaning to watch Dallas & Dynasty. I watched parts of the O.C.
I loved how Lone Star started. I’m loving Revenge.
And of course the cheesy ABc Family ones. Attractive women plus goofily cheesy drama. I know it’s stupid but I still watch.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I remember that movie. It was called Memento.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I got it, I just didn't think it was as great as others said it was.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot.
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I only knew Revenge would start at the end of Summer cause I read about it in Entertainment Weekly
I don’t mind hearing spoilers myself btw. It doesn’t affect my enjoyment.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I didn't tell anyone what happened then.
So I don’t feel like that was really a spoiler.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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Which clearly makes him the frontrunner for the Heisman Trophy
/I HATE EVERYTHING
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well Duh
I mean RGIII clearly deserves nothing since he’s at Baylor.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
His stats are better than Ingram's
and those are the only ones anyone is legally allowed to compare them to apparently.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
So because Ingram won a Heisman he didn't deserve
Now every Bama RB from now on will be a favorite? Lovely
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
that's the impression i have gotten
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Are the current on-line personality/screening tests for jobs
as easy to determine what they are looking for as some in the past?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:43 PM EST reply actions
People really do this?
My last “personality test” for a job went like this:
Managing partner interviewing me: “So, I see on your resume you went to West Virginia… you like college football?”
Me: “Oh yeah, I love my Mountaineers. Always get out for a game or three every season.”
M.P. [leans across table]: “Ha! I played nose tackle for Boston College from ’89 to ’92, and YOU GUYS NEVER BEAT US UP AT COLLEGE PARK those years!” [cackles wildly]
Me: “Really? That’s amazing!” [conversation goes on about college football for next half-hour]
M.P.: “So, here’s an offer. Have a look at it and get back to us.” [orders another round]
Still with him, eight years later.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
My phone interview for grad school was a similar conversation
about the Ohio State-Wisky basketball game last year.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
My condolences.
Anything involving Wisconsin basketball is a painful experience that should not be relived.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Yeah, I don't give a damn about either school in football, much less basketball.
But I got in, so I guess being able to shoot the shit with my crazy adviser about roundball was good enough.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
In the past year I got a root canal and watched Wisconsin at Michigan in its entirety (Wisconsin won on a buzzer-beating 3-pointer off glass).
I can assure you that the root canal was significantly more pleasant.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Yeah, I had my wisdom teeth taken out.
And it was a significantly better experience than B1G basketball even before they gave me the drug hookups.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Most engineering places do not, but I ran into one that does and the job sounds interesting enough to jump through this hoop.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
2 THING I DISCOVERED AT THE TEAM PARTY LAST NIGHT
1. our sweeper played 10 years in the MLS
2. our CM was producer for “Pony Excess”
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
God, he must really blow
For you guys to not realize he played professionally.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
It's a good league- most of us played in college, most of us played D1. I assumed college with maybe a year of pro. turns out no
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
DAMN THATS A LOT OF BLUE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Carolina's uniforms are pretty
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
they look like smurfs.
i realize you weren’t talking about this game originally but felt god place to respond
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
So did person #2 meet Craig James?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
yeah. he says they had HUNDREDS of hours of footage
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Did he mention a certain...incident?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
that was just the dead hooker body footage
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I wanted to say something
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/TWITCH SHAKE BRIANKELLYFACE SCREAM
Hey, it’s halftime of an FCS playoff game! LET’S TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING HEISMAN TROPHY!
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you mean sugar cookies?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Peanut Butter
With a Hershey Kiss in the middle.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Ours are sugar cookies too.
With the colored powdered-sugar icing, and sprinkles and red hots. Our box of cookie cutters contains some randoms, so we have Christmas ghosts, Christmas pigs, etc etc.
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Likewise.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Conversation I just overheard.
Girl 1: I told you to wear pants, but no you have to wear shorts
Girl 2: Boys tell me I have great legs
Girl 1: That’s because you let them get between them when they compliment you
Bartender: You have nice legs
Both Girls: /giggle uncontrollably
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 9, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
(slaps bartender on the ass, hard?)
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Nice legs, not nice feet.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well, is the bartender right?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
and is the bartender taking her home?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know, I'm up in my office
It doesn’t matter, he’s going to get a good tip now because they are in love with him. They giggle every time he talks
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 9, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Good tip"
Is that what they’re calling it these days?
Kids, huh?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
beat me to it
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
No one has scored on UCLA in the playoffs?
Well now, I could get used to this! Not sucking taint for once!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions
oh my god you fucking idiot who gives a shit if Richardson has 200 receiving yards
sandwiches
by Big Boutros on Dec 9, 2011 9:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
excellent title lining
it works so nicely when pissed
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
You have chosen an inferior flavor of Coke.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
diet anything sucks so bad
and coke > pepsi
by willbechampions on Dec 9, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly right on both counts.
And sorry, Coke, but Coke Zero still tastes like Diet Coke to me, so you’ll give me Classic or nothing.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
THIS.
However, I was at a flight team cookout Wednesday, and they had the new white cans of Classic, mixed in a cooler with Coke Zero, root beer and Sprite, and I thought they were Diet Coke, so I grabbed a Sprite. By the time anyone told me they had white instead of red cans of classic, they were all gone.
/so much hate.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Mountain Dew Code Red is my favorite flavor of Coke.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I MEANT TO GET MOUNTAIN DEW AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT DIET
ugh. life is hard.
by willbechampions on Dec 9, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Tragic.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Not a real good time.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Very good.
There’s hope for you yet.
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MAN THE FUCK UP
DOCTOR PEPPER 10 BITCH
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Regular Dr. Pepper is my favorite flavor of Coke.
Haven’t tried the 10 stuff yet, but I can’t imagine it tasting the same.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
This is not a "Things just got real" type of moment
Though you now are eligible for a Pepsi Generation Cap
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Damn son. he pegged that
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
fucking awesome rocket there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We need to can the manager of the team and have Broseph kick in the bowl game!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
it's not the same!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Clearly. I just want him to kick it into some Illini like Kathy Ireland
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
how was alabama a good idea again? There's no one there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
UNC-UCLA
final four
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ok, this is like the 200th time The Santa Clause has been on this month
Why do I watch it every time?
you're sick of home improvement reruns?
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 9, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't help it
The scene where he gives Judge Reinhold the Weenie Whistle kills me every time.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
The same reason you have to watch A Christmas Story at least 12/24 hours.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
nope, don't need to do that.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 9, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
that 24 hour thing was cool for about 2 years
but now i can’t watch a second of that movie.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I was somewhat kidding.
I just need to see the lamp scene and the f dash dash dash word scene and I’m good.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'm glad they just spent 40 seconds talking about FCS football
during halftime of an FCS game.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 9, 2011 9:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
FC Sibiu?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
DIAF
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FC Suwon Blue Wings
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FC Porto.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate you all.
All of you, I hate.
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Know what'll make you feel better?
Watching Veronica Mars.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
No, what would make me feel better
would be a large high-yield nuclear blast several miles west of Hartford.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 9, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would prefer better competition.
I wish Fox, long ago, had stepped up beyond the regionals to make Fox Sports America.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 9, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
This.
I want this to do well simply because ESPN desperately needs legitimate competition in the worst way.
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We don't need to be making Chris Berman into a Super Mutant now.
It’s either that or Stephen A. Smith gets to play post-apocalyptic Three Dog.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I am with you. I don't know all these alpha numericals they refer to
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Best Portuguese team?
Best Portuguese team.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Otelul Galati is made of so much fail. How did they win Liga I?
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Could be worse. Could've lost to Basel this week.
On the plus side, I hear Romania is nice this time of year.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL MANCHESTER UNITED
They’re kinda fucked.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
teehee
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Where do you think they'll finish in the league now
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
probably first
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they're on pace to eclipse their point total from last year and they'll get better as the season wears on
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I don't see how without Vidic
Johnny Evans is not good, they don’t have any kind of central midfielder worth a damn that can actually dictate play. They weren’t going to catch Man City with Vidic, I don’t see how they catch them without him.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Except that second sentence has "Man City" in it
and even I can’t think they’ll keep this up.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
they'll get beat to shit in a couple games and drop points- the liverpool template is the most likely way to beat them
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well, when they buy the ref, what can you do?
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he got the ball! early!
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Did he get the man as well?
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the man ran into him. 50 50 ball
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Take the rose colored glasses off
It’s like the Spurs fans saying the Cahill red card was legit
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
no one had the ball it was off a previous tackle. The kid cleared it and then the Fulham player was a full half second late to the ball
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he never had the ball though! there was no posession!
It’s not the letter nor the spirit to call a foul there.
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thats only in effect when the player has possession of the ball
you’re not even supposed to blow the whistle on a 50 50
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Probably.
Aside from them, though, not sure who else have the bodies to do that right now – the usual suspects, I suppose.
I also still don’t get the minutes Gareth Barry’s been getting. Have to think Nasri will ride the bench for a while at some point, too.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
I do
I haven’t seen a reason why they wouldn’t.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
There's your problem
You expect Man City to keep this up, and to be consistent.
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This isn't the same Man City from the past few seasons
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
That's what they've been saying for the past few seasons.
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They've never had form like this before
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
form is temporary
class is permanent (I don’t think they can keep it up)
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Again
This is lather, rinse, repeat for them. If they hold it for the remainder of the season, it will be a first, and I will eat my words.
I do not think I will be eating my words.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
WE ROLLED THE EPL WHEEL OF DERP. YOU GET.... A LOSS TO STOKE IN THE RAIN
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IT IS.... INEVITABLE
Stoke always seems to win, but always seems to finish somewhere around eighth
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Yeah
It’s called Ryan Shawcross chops at your legs like a lumberjack
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
/Andy Gray'd
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
funny how right he is about Stoke in Europe though
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How about a loss to Swansea?
That’d be demoralising. Getting stomped by a relegation club.
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I am Steve Kean and what is this?
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Couldn't beat Cardiff, but he can beat Swansea
Sounds about right. Swansea are shit away.
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Not so far out to be really in danger.
Third at worst.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
I could see fourth
If Tottenham keeps form and Arsenal or Chelsea get their heads out of their asses.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Don't get hopeful about United failing.
I’m still waiting on UEFA to reverse the Basel result.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 9, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be there in like...two summers probably.
I wish I could go to a conference in Sibiu this summer, but I’ll be in Indiana instead. Furk.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
how about APOEL?
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Shakhtar is legit.
Not sure why they don’t get the attention they deserve. Their manager is Romanian, actually, and Razvan Rat plays there.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
They get enough attention
They’ve been known to be legit for the past 4 years now.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
They still don't exist on FIFA, which is what I want.
I don’t get why the Ukrainian and Romanian teams aren’t on there, even though they have some legit teams (and a former European Cup winner in Steaua). Plus, I’d like to be able to play Red Star Belgrade and Partizan. Shrug.
Also, Lucescu’s moron son is running the Romanian national team into the ground by being a total fuckup.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
OH
Well that’s because no one else in the Ukranian League is worth a damn so why get the license.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
They can still get individual team licenses, I think.
They’ve had a couple of Greek teams before.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Shakhtar and Dinamo Kyiv are. Metalist would be worth the money.
So would Steaua Bucuresti, Red Star and Partizan. Maybe Debrecen?
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
They have Olympiakos and Panathinaikos without the rest of the Greek league.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Might depend on the league though
And their rules on rights.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
I think Liga I would take any exposure they could get.
And I know I can never even dream of playing as my team (Universitatea Cluj), since they’re usually borderline I-II and have never won a Romanian Cup even.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Pfft, FIFA.
(Almost) everything I know about fútbol I learned from Football Manager.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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Most of what I know I learned from How Soccer Explains The World.
So I got a chuckle out of the Serbian teams mentioned above; they’ve had a few shenanigans in the not-so-distant past.
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Steaua was a great study in what Ceausescu's Romania was like.
LOL HOW I PUMPED ALL OF TEH MONIES INTO THE ARMY’S FOOTBALL TEAM OH OOPS MY PEOPLE ARE STARVING LOL I DUN GOOFED OH WELL RATION ALL THE FOODS
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Read Soccer Against The Enemy instead.
All of the insight, none of Franklin Foer’s “OMG I’M AN AMERICAN WHO HAS JUST DISCOVERED THIS WONDERFUL THING /gets five other things wrong”.
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Seconded.
I should re-read this.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh, fascinating.
As someone who watches international tournaments but lacks the motivation to pick a club and follow it, I can empathize with Foer’s not being born and raised a soccer fan, and I really did enjoy his book (perhaps because I don’t know enough to know what he got wrong). But this looks interesting as well, I’ll have to make a mental note about that. Thanks for the tip.
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Foer's tone grated on me
even though I’m much the same level on international club soccer. Cultural cringe is a pet peeve of mine.
I wanted to throttle Chuck Culpepper for the same reason.
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
Hey, EA sports is basically sanctioning gambling now on their sports games
So, yeah, I’m getting FIFA again soon.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Their story is awesome.
Watch them get drawn against Barca.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I am annoyed that I missed this whole conversation.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The fuck is this shit. TV Timeout in the soccers?
HARUMPH!
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COUNTING DOWN CLOCK?
HARUMPH HARUMPH
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Just noticed that! It's like Bizarro futbol!
Penalties being called correctly, flopping isn’t getting calls. I LIKE IT!
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
If only the technical ability of the players
Was passable.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
They're all very good, it's just a lot more physical than it should be
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/kick
//rush
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
not these two, but most of the NCAA sure
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I've been tempted to go out there but I can't find anyone in the greater B'ham area who wants to go.
Strange place to host this really.
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mid table championship essentially
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No freaking way
League 1 match at best. I’ll be shocked if 10% of this match ever even gets capped internationally.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
most of these two teams will end up in the MLS. which is better than most leagues in Europe and up to about the middle of the championship
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some of these guys will end up in the Premier league in two years (two of them for sure, don't know about the other guys)
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Schuler and the lefty from UCLA (who's the #1 pick in the draft apparently)
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Speaking of:
when’s Hamid and/or Najar going to Europe? It’s got to be fairly soon for one of them, at least.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Najar is on trial with Tottenham right now
But I don’t see him going to Europe for another couple years
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know much about Najar... but Shea could get a chance soon.
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Definitely
It’s an age thing, no one is going to take a flyer on an 18 year old Najar.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Americans (or people who play in America) are unduly expensive because you have to pay MLS for them
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Not EPL, sure.
But I could see him in a mid-tier Euro league sooner rather than later.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
He's certainly capable enough.
Spurs should do him well, though, as should getting a bit more consistency.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 9, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Only a week trial
It’s probably over by now
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'll stop laughing in a minute
I promise.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
I'm not sure what you're replying to... but the MLS distributes at about a mid level championship level in terms of how they play
who they pick up, and how much they pay.
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I don't think an MLS team would be able to make it through a season of League One.
Play with them in a one-off and beat them? Yeah. Do it every week for an actual 8-9 month season? Not a prayer in hell.
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Sure! I think they're quite capable of it. I don't think they get promoted, but for the most part I think they'd be fine.
The budgets are pretty similar, as are the player salaries. Even the attendance numbers are remarkably similar. The MLS teams would lose their best players though to better teams, but they’d be fairer compensated for it.
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and by league one I mean championship
they already tool league 1/2 sides in exhibitions
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In exhibitions.
I want them to do a full season slate, and see how they come out.
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I think most of the MLS hovers in a weird level analogous to Ligue 1 or Belgium
not quite as good as the Eiderdivise
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Ligue 1?
Ligue 1 has more quality than the Eridivisie. MLS teams would be mid table to relegated in Ligue 1.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
true. no MLS team would be top three there.
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The attendance numbers doesn't mean a whole lot to me, with the huge population differences.
I’d love for the MLS to be a more competitive league. I don’t think they are, but like I said above, I’ll eat my words if I’m wrong.
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Not entirely
Los Angeles and Seattle could definitely win League One by a pretty good margin
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
And probably be firmly middle of the pack in the Championship
With the occasional run at a promotion spot.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
The MLS is way more even than that though because of the way they run things, so talent is spread out fairly evenly
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Not entirely
Exceptions clearly have elevated LA way, way above the other teams.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
they have drafted pretty well, I think. In addition to Donovan and Beckham.
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one of the golden Retreivers I take care of always attacks my feet when she wants attention
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can this be relevant?
/jealous of you
//misses crazy ass dogs
by willbechampions on Dec 9, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
But needs moar noir violence!
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Nice choice! My first thought was Mildred Pierce. And Maltese Falcon.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
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K-State vs Pepperdine Volleyball at 9 CST on ESPN3
from lovely Hawaii
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Almost empty arena has to be weird after playing at Nebraska
and the normal home games.
There is a small contingent of K-State fans present.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN3 commercials during volleyball are either Titleist or ESPN3
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Jon
What do I watch tomorrow? Sam Houston State?
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It's the only game actually on TV
besides Army-Navy.
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I'm so mad
I may just go to Pittsburg to watch the Fighting Okra lose.
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BUT BUT BUT
SWAC-CG: Alabama A&M vs. Grambling
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 9, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, right.
Totally forgot about that one.
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It's only the season's last exciting game between schools from Alabama and Louisiana.
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 9, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
This is true.
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I am looking forward to watching Nick Saban's head explode
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
GO NAVY BEAT ARMY
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 9, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Also this.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Rec and Montana just scored
I am off to World Market to pick up beer.
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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 9, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
YAY MONTANA
/hums fight song again
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Wayne State.
I’m used to Grand Valley being the good D-II school in Michigan, but this is sort of fun because I know a lot more people who went/go to Wayne.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I picked them to win tomorrow
but I’m not confident about it after what WSSU did to New Haven last week.
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(Unless you have GamePlan.)
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Apropos of nothing
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 9, 2011 10:02 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
uh...apropos of what, may I ask?
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
oh there lookee at the title. Apropos of nothing.....
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
slow tonight. very very slow
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Everything
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
actually Beaker looks standard scared shitless there
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Trying to remember whether the guy I went to high school with who's in federal prison went to Montana or Montana State.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
hmmmmm big questions
OH HEY LOOK MONTANA scored another TD
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
I think it was Montana State, but you can never be too sure.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
the guy who lives me has been smoking ALL fucking day and my roommate is cleaning with bleach
i can’t decide which is worse
by willbechampions on Dec 9, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions
both make my low level asthma act up from here
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he lives with you?
my roommates clean with bleach. I feel you.
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oh i meant below me
i would usually pick the smell of weed but this is kind of some nasty smelling shit
by willbechampions on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Given the option
I think I’ll take the bleach.
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Not a chance in hell
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I imagine the combination of them that you're experiencing is worse than either by itself.
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by Tremendous on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
exactly
like my room smells particularly weed-y but i walk into the living room and it’s like HOLY SHIT BLEACH
by willbechampions on Dec 9, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Title.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 9, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Harold & Kumar rec
“Is this your own special bush?” “You the only one that can pee on it?”
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Long day. But the article on Muschamp's potential lack of competence got me through the last two hours of a CLE smiling.
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Addazio, Weis, Mike Shula
How much longer can they hire people this crappy without inadvertently improving?
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I don't know. How's their defense?
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by Tremendous on Dec 9, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NNIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTMMMMAAARRRRRREEEEEEEESSSS COMING COMING NOW THANKS TREMENDOUS
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It would be the best thing ever for Shula.
He’ll be the head coach of UL ____ in 2013.
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We were going for a 3 and out defense and a ball control offense
and we ended up with a ball control defense and a 3 and out offense.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
night all. gotta work in the a.m.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
When did Google Maps change their shield outlines?
Yes, I just noticed this.
Just in the last couple days
I like the new Interstate and state ones, but they’ve whiffed on the US highways.
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
I am out of here too or else someone else will call on old bad spirits of SU football to haunt me
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Get a haint box set up
for those bad spirits. That’ll help.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
why is my laptop plugged in and not changing?
by willbechampions on Dec 9, 2011 10:19 PM EST reply actions
...
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by Londonjoe on Dec 9, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This happened to me the first time I took the bar
I’m a pretty even keeled guy but I almost crapped my pants. Fortunately, I got it fixed before the battery ran out.
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Torts exam 1L year for me. Computer died and wouldn't reboot.
Five minutes later, same thing happens to my friend/neighbor. Turns out a set of outlets on our desk were fried. Almost shat a brick though.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Either it's not actually plugged in (check the wall)
or your battery’s fucksicled.
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UNI are apparently out to prove the "if you could catch you'd be on offense" cliche
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Rennie has definitely spent more time in his own end zone tonight
than any UNI player has spent in Montana’s.
He may have spent more time there than Montana has spent in his end zone.
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Finally figured out why my niece
up and decided to get married really quickly. Looks like I will be at a wedding in Colorado sometime soon.
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why?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Put your hands on your stomach
lean back and slouch.
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Did you know that birth control is only 98% effective?
Well I didn’t until about 7 years ago, and now she and her fiance’ know too.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Dec 9, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yep, that's true.
Not that I know from personal experience.
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I'm well aware now...
and I have a fantastic rant that I do when I’ve had a few cocktails.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
I have some abortion stairs.
If anyone needs them.
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I'm afraid to ask what this is...
but curious nonetheless. I’m actually trying to figure out how I will introduce myself to her beau without ripping his head off and shitting in the hole.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Dec 9, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The old line about "pushing her down the stairs" to cause a miscarriage
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 9, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The stairs to the basement of my building are the steepest things ever.
My good buddy face planted down them and busted his head open on a rusty paint can. He managed not to die.
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But did he lose the baby?
Sorry…I’m suddenly in a mood. My jokes get worse than normal.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Yeah, he did.
His wife was devastated.
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by allicolls on Dec 9, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
From above
she is pregnant
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, give him a chance.
He might actually be a marginally useful human being, and if my daughter were to get knocked up by one of those I’d Snoopy-dance for four days straight seeing as how so far she hasn’t even managed to DATE one yet.
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Never met him,
but by all accounts he is better than the last guy I threatened to kill.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
A buddy of mine is giving rusty coat hangers at every Dirty Santa party he gets invited to this year.
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by allicolls on Dec 9, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dirty Santa party?
I’ve led a sheltered life.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's like a White Elephant party
Basically draw a number and you can either pick a present or steal someone elses. Rusty coathooks is trolling the room with the worst possible gift.
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Ah ok
My mind jumped to something immediately dirtier. A social site I used to be on had this woman that seemingly every New Years Eve had a choice of sex parties to go to and now everytime I hear “Dirty anything” party I gotta wonder.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I am wondering myself.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently some people call it White Elephant, which is lame as shit.
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white elephant isn't inappropriate generally
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Neither is Dirty Santa.
I think the Dirty comes from the fact that you can steal presents.
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Dirty Santa in my world is either inappropriate or all the gifts are alcohol.
We don’t play this “White Elephant” because that’s no fun.
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Well, I guess I was thinking of my family ones,
but I’m sure I’d like yours better!
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How inappropriate?
Clearly, from my post below, I’ve been going to the wrong Dirty Santa parties.
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Agreed
I was appalled by the first “gift stealing” Christmas party I went to. (It was an office party.)
On the plus side, I’d brought a nice globe of the Earth,thinking “Who buys globes any more?”, and sure enough, that thing got stolen the max number of times allowed.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The only parties I'd be appalled by would be "Attendance Required" ones
If I was in an office & they broke that weak shit out….
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I always lose those parties because I have to know what's inside the unopened presents
So, the last two I’m been to, I’ve gotten a golf ball and a tie which may cause cancer according to the state of California.
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I've been to a Southern Baptist Dirty Santa party. So.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I just about fell off the couch laughing at this.
Thank you so much.
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It happened.
I ended up with Spongebob Squarepants boxer shorts. I can’t make that kind of shit up.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Going to one tomorrow,
and up until now I had no idea what to get that could top last year’s jumbo pack of Charmin Ultra, or the sea creatures shower curtain from the year before. Thank you, sir. I will add your name to the card.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Diaper with chocolate sauce in it.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Naah.
Has to be a real present, $25 max. Some people get all serious, and then there’s the rest of us that give things like toilet tank repair kits and the above mentioned items. Believe it or not, Charmin Ultra is a coveted item.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Lottery tickets were always popular.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Did that too.
One year we gave fake lottery tickets, with the real ones in my wife’s purse to be given once the person scratched them off thinking they’d just won $100k. Hilarity ensued.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Dec 9, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like the fake idea.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
The internet is a wonderful thing.
I found them looking for gifts for a golf tourney, and thought they would come in handy. They did.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Charmin Ultra?
/plows through party, steals it all
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by jonfmorse on Dec 9, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seems pretty scandalous for a Baptist party.
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Let me put it this way...
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Failsauce.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
:(
0wn3d
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
The best kind of sauce.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DOUBLE DERP
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
le sigh.
My girlfriend reads EDSBS, so I couldn’t cheat on her here anyway.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, the deep voice guy
recorded for NOAA weather radio at one point. I love wikipedia.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
I've never heard of White Elephant.
One year I got a 12 pack of beer, only to have it stolen from me.
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White Elephant is usually "joke" gifts.
My dad’s side of the family does two gift exchanges like that – one “real” gifts and one White Elephant. About half of the White Elephant gifts end up in the exchange again the next year (I think we had one of those singing fish that got passed around for five years). I seem to have good luck with the normal one – got an emergency kit for the car last year, and in the past I’ve gotten a glass chess set and The Princess Bride on DVD.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If it were good enough for Ernest Hemingway
it’s good enough for youse.
“Hills Like White Elephants” FTMFW.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 9, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
LULZ
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You have no idea
how difficult it was to NOT make those kinds of jokes on the phone when I found out.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Me either. Plus if I'm not being a fucking negative life-sucking force...I can be funny
I spent 30 minutes making jokes just about plaid a week or so ago.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Shame on you.
You give Chloe her no filter back right this minute.
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It was rightfully stolen at a dirty santa party.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yup
I took it on the 3rd and final steal, so she can’t take it back.
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Well an item can be stolen up to three times.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
I always take a new present
Im not mean enough to steal
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
I steal if it's good enough.
Otherwise I always end up with the shittiest thing.
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Have fun with those socks!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I can get you one of those,
if you really want. Not sure why you would, but hey…I don’t judge.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
I always choose the best already-opened thing that is at its max number of steals when I get it.
The goal is whiskey, obviously.
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I got a beer basket last year
full of some really awesome craft beers not available here. I was steal #1, and I informed the rest of the party that I knew where they slept.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Normally, neither do I.
Which is why you are my official backup for when I need a +1 and the wifey is busy. LET’S OFFEND EVERYONE TOGETHER!
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Dec 9, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YES!
I brought my most offensive guy friend as my date for our firm party the other night for this very reason. We kept each other in stitches all night. Old people with a Brady Bunch style house with a hottub in the master bedroom, which we can all see because the bar is set up in a window to the bedroom, never get less funny.
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by allicolls on Dec 9, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I have to socialize in a non-football releated atmosphere,
then dammit I’m gonna have fun. Otherwise I turn inside out and make friends with the bartender, and that leads to dancing, and that’s never a good idea.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Do the bartenders always dance with you?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan hockey 4, Michigan State 3, final.
I thought Erik T said something about Michigan playing at Minnesota this week. I must have misinterpreted it.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Maybe they play Tech
LOL, Tech
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How did you get that yellow highliter on there?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
That punt was pretty much just a final "fuck you" to UNI
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Don't sleep on the Grizz!
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Pepperdine wins first set 25-18 against K-State.
I’m still wondering how you coach volleyball during play.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions
I'm thinking I should've made the 'dive' thread an earlier one.
Past 600 in less than an hour and a half. I don’t know what drill we’re running, but we’re finishing it.
Just the tip?
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oklahoma
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
What does an Oklahoma drill consist of? Starting top 5 and gacking to Texas Tech?
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/Calls Time Out when other team is in two minute drill
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's the Bielema.
True story – we were rushing our FG kicker out, down two, on 4th down with the clock running and no timeouts one year (2008). Bielema called a timeout to ice the kicker. During a fucking scramble FG drill.
The Stoops timeout against Baylor was moronic, but it doesn’t even hold a candle to trying to ice the kicker during a scramble drill. That’s up there with Marty Morninwheg deciding to take the wind to start OT for the Lions in competition for the worst coaching decision I have ever seen.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Getting into off-season shape.
Starting to beak out the huge non-football related sub-threads.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
We'll need to stay in shape for next season
Next season better be awesome! We deserve it after this year!
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What do you mean, non-football related?
The season’s not over, dammit! By May, you’ll do unspeakable things to be able to watch this four-score game in the fourth quarter!
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
You're a Syracuse fan.
Season’s just started for you.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Is it lacrosse season already?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
We can only hope.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Did AL vs LSU I have 4 scores?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Least we'll get the NFL Draft coverage & spring games/recruiting
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herro again
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 9, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions
hey, at least there's passing
not like the bad old days
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Gotta ask
Is Liverpool going to overspend on that new English teen sensation Whiteoak like they did with Henderson?
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 9, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
yes. (I don't know... but signs point to yes)
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Important safety message from my best friend & I
If you walk without plaid, you won’t attract the worm.
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It's a plaid,plaid world!
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I find it kind of funny,
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Thank you for posting the good version of that song.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
The others don't exist to me.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
And now you have me listening to other Tears For Fears songs dammit.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
That's what the original link was.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm I'll check it then
listens to Donnie Darko soundtrack all night
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Just finished Everybody Wants to Rule the World
Now it’s Head over Heels
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Everybody Wants to Rule the World is great.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YAIS
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I also like Shout.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Rue the day"? Who talks like that?
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by MikeLew on Dec 9, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Q?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
The Working Hour.
Raoul and the Kings of Spain.
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lol, that wasn't my intention.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
lol. I always wondered why this wasn't chosen
instead of rickrolling for some kind of weird internet thing…and then I remembered…the horror!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Meh...
not a bad song, and Pete (or whatever he’s calling himself these days) is a great performer. Wouldn’t bother me much, but I can see how others would hate it as much as Rick Astley.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
It uh.
Showed up elsewhere on the internet. I like the song too, but yeah. Pete is cool. Weird, but cool.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
He's still just Pete.
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For a while,
wasn’t he “Cleopatra” or something like that?
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Like, man, that was just a phase.
Of course, he also married a guy, then they split up, now he says gay marriage doesn’t work. Very odd fellow.
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And then he was followed by
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I have a remix of this somewhere.
Need to dig through the catalog and find it for the next mixtape I make the wifey.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
There was something that involved it.
That’s all nothing to see here move along.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Remember kids, Twitter is seen by your employer too.
And, if you’re Miguel Torres and you tweet about “If rape vans were called surprise vans, more women would like to ride in them. Everybody loves surprises” you might get fired.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
who? what?
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Getting fired from UFC for a non fight related incident
Has to be like getting kicked out of Motley Crue.
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You see, Dana White will fire you for just about anything if he doesn't like you and Miguel Torres is not very likable.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA people are the dumb.
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You got that right
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by Stubob72556 on Dec 9, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
On company time? Better wipe the history, SVP
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by Stubob72556 on Dec 9, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You better believe Ive got that taken care of
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
If you see an attachment from Jaworski, DO NOT OPEN IT!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 9, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That Speeze guy was good at Akron too
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damn it, Montana
You are Green Bay Packers boring.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.
I thought I would've liked to have seen Montana
But now Im having second guesses
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
I obviously have some sort of "I remember early in the season" bias
Something’s clearly changed with Montana in the last six weeks, and I don’t even know what it is.
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anchoring's a bitch
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You guys ever played the Circle Of Death drinking game before?
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Yes.
And come quite close to death.
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And wipe its ass with a furry white rabbit?
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Apparently
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I've never seen this but it's fucking hysterical.
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by allicolls on Dec 9, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, why?
My recommendation for it:
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
If you're gonna drink a hurricane, drink a Hurricane.
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by allicolls on Dec 9, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have a couple of those glasses.
Most I just trade in and get my money back.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
I have a couple that are specially designated for watching big Saints games.
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If I get the 750 ml bacardi hurricane thing, it's a good night.
That’s about the right amount of alcohol for me to feel good but not derp.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yikes.
Whenever we have to do the tourist thing and end up at Pat O’s, I always detour to the side bar. Or even better, Decatur Street. Most locals avoid hurricanes like the plague. Pretty sure we all saw the downside of hurricanes, hand grenades, and HUGE ASS BEERS on our birthdays.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Oh they're sweet as hell, and lethal.
But if you’re gonna drink one, may as well drink the real thing.
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Too much sweet for me.
And I had one of those nights at a friend’s a couple years ago where my shoe ended up on the bar soaked in grenadine. Woke up feeling so shitty that the smell of grenadine and hookah will turn my stomach to this day. Also, my socks would turn red/pink for about two months after that.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Running joke here is that you can tell who went to Pat O’s on their (enter milestone) birthday by the pink stains on their shoes.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Haha this was a friend's house in Athens.
He had pretty much any top shelf liquor you wanted and was cool about letting the inner circle have free access to whatever when we were over.
I stayed many a night on his uncomfortable couch.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Read this too quickly
and thought it said “the smell of grenadine and hookers.”
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 9, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
I've tried it with Jose Cuervo & Dr Pepper and last night was Blackheart Spiced Rum & Coca-Cola
I even took two hits of salvia but I was sloshed so din’t feel anything.
Did start laughing for several minutes multiple times.
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Pepperdine wins set 2 25-12 against K-State.
I do not think K-State will win this match, but they have had a good season for a young team.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions
And you fucked up ours.
So you’ve got that going for you.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 10, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently the Montana student section is known for always standing
Is there any school whose student section doesn’t stand through the whole game?
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KU football?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Virginia football? Duke football? etc.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Miami football?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Boise State football?
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
HEY DOWN IN FR—
—oh, actually, our students do stand, surprisingly enough.
(jingles keys)
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
The few that come to our games stand
and jingle keys and chant nothing except “FUCK [OPPONENT]” CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
So I was listening to M.T.A. and wondering
If Charlie’s wife can afford to make him a sandwich and send it to him every day, why didn’t she hand him a damn nickel?
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 10:56 PM EST reply actions
Damn.
UNI’s getting Oklahoma’d.
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Nope, getting (almost) half a hundred hung on them.
48-10 Montana right now.
by Narrow Right on Dec 9, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
hollingshead has a cannon
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hmm. Anybody know if any 1TB+ internal or external HDs work with Windows XP Pro?
I need roo for audiobooks, ebooks & MST3K/Rifftrax
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most should especially if USB2.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
BY GOD THAT'S SOUTH CAROLINA'S MUSIC
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I need some new reading suggestions, y'all.
I just read all the Hunger Games books and loved them. I like a wide variety of stuff, non-fiction too, pretty much anything other than sci-fi or horror.
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The Lazarus Project
Aleksandar Hemon
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Here...
is a linky
No relation to the 2008 movie of the same name.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Write-up looks pretty good.
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Was recommended to me by one of the English teachers at school.
I’m about 60 pages in, really enjoying it so far.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Hmm well you read any Harry Turtledove or tried the Wheel Of Time series?
Most of the rest of my likes are solidly old SF
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I've been told I wouldn't like either.
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I fucking love Lonesome Dove.
Man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough.
My go-to rainy Sunday afternoon very long movie selection.
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I loved both the book and mini-series (best western EVER),
but didn’t like the sequel book.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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by Paige2PSU on Dec 9, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
High Noon is also pretty fantastic
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by Tuco on Dec 9, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
North and South.
The actual books.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 9, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's probably in my wheelhouse.
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So yeah. The best I can think of that might fit your specifications:
Lonesome Dove, A Simple Plan by Scott Smith, The Road by Cormac McCarthy.
Hmm. I liked the first two books in the North & South trilogy and Winds Of War/War And Remembrance.
Still thinking of others.
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If someone needs a very short-term fix...
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nice. I have started an anthology today.
First story is “Don’t Look Now” by Daphne Du Maueir.
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I've read his WWII stuff, but don't really like his others.
I’ve gotten deep into the Honor Harrington series, though.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
If you like those check out the Daniel O'Leary series.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I can't recommend anything off my reading list.
Smart Football usually has some good nonfiction stuff whenever Chris posts about what he’s reading.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Doctor Zhivago. Dooooo it!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Or maybe something by Nabokov?
If you’ve read Lolita, try Pnin or Pale Fire.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Try The Trial by Kafka
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
At the very least, watch the movie version of Dr. Zhivago
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
NO READ THE BOOK GRR GRR GRR
Actually, the movie is pretty faithful. I wasn’t going say Gulag Archipelago or something like that.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
TO THE EDSBS READING LIST
Did anybody save that link?
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I did -
Here you go: EDSBS Reading List
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Go ahead and add it in -
This was just a “hey, people here recommended it” – there’s no real editing going on, aside from alphabetizing by some of us more neurotic people, every now and then
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Thanks
Maybe I’ll make it a goal to knock out one of those per month.
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I wish I could read like that.
Instead, I do very little reading for a while, and then knock out like 2 books a week when I get going.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I tend to be like this as well.
That “a while” tends to coincide with school; I don’t have the motivation to read for pleasure while I’m taking classes, but it’s nice for when I have some time on my hands.
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I may go months without reading an actual book then obliterate 7 or 8 in a week.
My biggest splurge I recall was mid to late December 2009.
Wheel Of Time Book #12 – The Gathering Storm (Stayed up & read it over a night).
The Zombie Survival Guide & World War Z (about two days).
The Lovely Bones (20 hour read).
The Road (took 3 or 4 days).
Then I took a break for a week & went into LOTRs Trilogy
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I have to be careful, because I'm such a fast reader that my tendency is to read a whole book in one sitting.
So I end up starting one at 9 pm and read until 2 in the morning and then I’m worthless the next day. I do try to read 2-4 books a month though.
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I essentially did this with Three And Out.
Even though I knew how the story ended.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I'm working on this right now.
Actually bought it the week before the Sugar Bowl matchup was announced.
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
lol read ethan frome trollface
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Have not.
Haven’t watched the show either.
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I haven't watched the show,
but devoured all 5 books.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
The books are good?
It looks like we’re going to have to buy because the holds at the library are ridiculous. I think my wife has been waiting for four months.
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I have the first four on PDF
Quality isn’t the best, but I’ll send them to you if you want me to.
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That would be awesome. Does it matter if I don't have a kindle reader?
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You can read it on the computer.
Email me and I’ll send them to you.
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I don't think I have your email.
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First several are good, the third or the fourth is okay,
And the fifth is decent.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
I just have to keep reading
to find out what happens to everyone!!
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Magnets.
or Space monkeys, Flying Space monkeys.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe.
Or it might have a dream sequence.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
SPOILER: EVERYBODY DIES
(Kidding, I haven’t even read #5 yet myself – too busy with a reread of 3 and 4 to refresh my memory first.)
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Martin kills off more named characters than any other author ever
I say named cause some authors have thousands of faceless grunts bite it.
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David Weber has rather ruthlessly reaped through the Honorverse.
He killed ERRYBODY at the end of …. War of Honor, I think.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 10, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
There were some important people killed.
Or at least people who’d been around in significant, though subordinate roles, since On Basilisk Station. And that’s just on the side of the heroes.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 10, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
They all die
/just extrapolating from the first two books
I suspect that the next one will go quicker.
Part of the delay here was that books 4 and 5 weren’t originally part of the plan – they got added to the list because GRRM found too much of the story was being told through flashbacks.
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AND HE WAS WASTING VALUABLE WRITING TIME WATCHING FOOTBALL HOW DARE HE
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It's sort of part of my annual calendar.
Sept-Dec: FOOTBAW
Jan: catch up on TV
Feb-Mar: hoopty
Apr-May: reading
Jun-Jul: video games
Aug: get ready for FOOTBAW
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Gogol? I approve.
Needs moar Dostoyevsky.
OH OH OH I HAVE A GREAT SUGGESTION. If you like 1984, go for “We” by Evgeni Zamyatin.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Ive actually read a fair amount of those books
Favorites- All quiet on the Western Front; Flowers for Algernon (sad); 1984; The Things they Carried
Least Favorites -Atlas Shrugged, The Master and Margarita
Also…too much Stephen King and not nearly enough Hemingway
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Really, people need to read all of Nabokov's works. The man was brilliant.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Lolita was definitely his if you were to read only one
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
^ (best)
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Well yeah, but I'm just a fan in general.
That’s like saying that 1984 is Orwell’s best if you were only going to read one, but it’d be a shame to only read one. (The Road to Wigan Pier is required reading for next semester. Do want.)
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
As I was trying to say:
A Farewell to Arms, The Sun Also Rises, The Old Man and the Sea, For Whom the Bell Tolls and The snows of Kilimanjaro should be on here
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love Hemingway
so there.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Papa is pretty badass.
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?
Do you like Faulkner, then?
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I know we talked about this yesterday but Robert Penn Warren was the man
Faulkner also good.
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Haven't read much,
other than A Rose for Emily and just thought – meh. Don’t like Steinbeck either!
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
I had a teacher that thought Steinbeck's shit was gold
I was like meh on him though
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I guess I prefer British classics
to a lot of American classics. I hated about half of the stuff we had to read in HS.
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I hate reading Shakespere though
I recognize that his works were great, but I still hated reading them
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I agree.
Shakespeare is a struggle for me. I’d much rather see good actors perform it than read it!
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^^This^^
Saw Anthony Hopkins and Judy Dench in Antony and Cleopatra.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
One of my favs is still
Much Ado About Nothing – except for Keanu Reeves.
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I have many favs,
just don’t see many.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
So much this. In what world could he and Denzel be brothers?
But Michael Keaton was surprisingly good in that.
I did ask for a Shakespeare for lawyers book for Christmas.
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Keaton was brilliant!
And of course, Kenneth Branaugh and Emma Thompson are always good. And Robert Sean Leonard. I loved him in DPS and on House.
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I would love to see the film of the recent West End production with David Tennant and Catherine Tate as Beatrice and Benedict.
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They had great chemistry on Dr. Who, it seems like it might fit
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Compared to the absolute crap we had for most of HS
reading Shakespeare was a treat.
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Ive always wanted to read Ulysses but haven't gotten around to it.
The only Joyce work Ive read is A Potrait of the Artist as a Young Man
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Need to read more of him.
Loved AILD and Sound and the Fury. Absalom is probably next for me.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
AILD is one of my favories
L
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
No complaints here.
I try to write like Hemingway because there are enough douchebags in humanities trying to be Foucault.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
He also knew quite a few things about butterflies
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 9, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
And chess.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Stirling's Change series is interesting.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
link
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Meh.
My old roommate is obsessed with them, but they only take up about an hour of my time and they’re too damn formulaic. I got through about 6 of them before I was over it.
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Thirteen was my favorite.
I think Seven was my next to favorite. But they’re mindless entertainment that I really need!
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Also Dean Koontz
Odd Thomas series (and anything else by Dean Koontz).
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She said no horror but if she's willing to fudge a bit on that....
Phantoms & Watchers by Dean Koontz. Icebound by Dean Koontz (not a horror tbh). Hmm, World War Z by Max Brooks. Battle Royale. I Am Legend by Richard Matheson.
Anything by Poe or Lovecraft.
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I don't like horror,
I don’t think most of Dean Koontz is horror. It’s more suspense with some supernatural stuff.
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Well no he isn't all horror, like Icebound. I think his best work was in Phantoms & Watchers though which are horror
I used to like Dean Koontz far more than I do anymore. Tick Tock, The Taking & Night Chills all were meh or I hated the endings. I am also mad he never finished the story from Fear Nothing & Seize The Night.
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I've liked most of his books,
but enjoy the non-Horror ones the most. The Good Guy, The Husband, Odd Thomas series, Door to December, etc. I think the Face was my least favorite.
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If you want to be depressed, read anything by Flannery O"Conner
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
I love Flannery O'Conner.
The Southern gothic was my jam in high school.
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A Good Man is Hard to Find just made me want to hurt that grandma
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Also check out Baen books, they have a bunch of free downloads.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
What number comes after threeve?
Another INT by the Montana defense.
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Armpunt again...
UNI is not saving face.
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Yo dawg,
etc.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
We herd you like blowouts
So we put a Montana in your Green Bay so you can dominate while you dominate
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Fuck it, I'mma go get drunk
PEACE OUT BITCHES
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FUCK CLEMSON MENTION
DRINK
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Woohoo! Clemson just got compared to Montana...
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Yeah, I don't even know either.
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Well all, I've been awake far too much this week, time to go rectify that.
Have a good night, everybody. See you all tomorrow for Army-Navy!
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Well, that was an anticlimactic experience.
Maybe tomorrow’s game will be better.
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much better game than the other one
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Buna seara.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
We are.
Though I’m not really sure what’s left tonight. Other than SuperJew’s twitter feed, anyway.
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by The Missing T on Dec 9, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
So I looked at the Lohan pics.
Whoever did her lips (the ones on her face, you perverts) did not do a great job.
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what?
oh. OHHHHHhhhhh…
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And here is the anthology collection I started today
http://www.amazon.com/Foundations-Fear-Horror-David-Hartwell/dp/0312850743
I’m trying to find a full list of the stories inside it online.
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Well here's a list of the stories in it but doesn't include the authors
http://www.textbooksrus.com/search/bookdetail/default.aspx?isbn=9780312850746
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So I'm probably going to end up overnighting somewhere
in Kentucky or Tennessee along I-75. Remember that this is a midpoint between Mt. Pleasant and my home in GA (approx. 15 hours total driving). Suggest things.
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I normally pull over and take a nap for a couple or four hours.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I was going to stop and sleep. No need to rush I guess.
Maybe Knoxville area?
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Knoxville or Lexington, depending on how awake you are.
If you’re getting tired at Lexington, don’t try and push to Knoxville.
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Okay. I should find someplace at either then. I realize there's very little in between
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 9, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Are you going w/ a motel?
If so I usually figure out what towns have my preferred lodging chain along the route.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Never stay at a Motel Six
Ive never been in a good one. If there happens to be a Days Inn or Jameson Inn on the way, thats your best bet
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
My preference right now is Hampton Inn.
If I’m traveling long distance I usually sleep on the side of the road (unless I’m in winter weather warnings) especially if I can clean up once I arrive.
I do not see any point in spending $$ for 4 hours of sleep since I like to keep moving.
google Iron Butt, they have a good list of rules to make max distance while traveling.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Id take a hotel over motel anyday
But if youre limited to motel money…
Also, Hyatt’s that are a little outside the main destination/airport etc. are generally very well-priced for what they offer
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I have like rewards shit with Best Western.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 10, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Pull over in Knoxville so you can visit the SunSphere!
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 9, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Pepperdine wins in 3 sets against K-State
18-25
12-25
23-25.
K-State has a young team and will be back next year.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions
Sigh.
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Yes but how many schools have had teams in post season play
in volleyball, football, women’s basketball, men’s basketball and baseball?
Not to mention having the other school in the state who is not their rival only beat them once.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Isaac Asimov knew EDSBS would come into existence back in 1956
The last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The question came about as a result of a five dollar bet over highballs, and it happened this way:
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I believe I'll listen to the 12 days of Kwanzaa a few times and then hit the hay.
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Just saw text on a Dell ad that said
“14 inch display on a 13 inch laptop”
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yeah a saw that too, although I was more interested in the Russian Standard commercial prior to it
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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Russian Standard is running commercials?
Hopefully they don’t start upping the price
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 9, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
just saw it the first time, used to drink that a lot back home
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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Are they measuring the diagonal of the screen as 14" and the fram as 13"?
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 9, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
No, they just fucked up.
The voiceover called it a 14" laptop.
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Night folks ... I might get up to take pictures of the Luna Eclipse
or since it is going to be in the 10’s I might stay inside and sleep late.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 9, 2011 11:46 PM EST reply actions
Early morning.
If I’m remembering correctly and you’re in Alabama, you’re unlikely to see much – by the time the moon sets, you’ll just be in the “penumbral” eclipse (where the moon is in the lighter part of the Earth’s shadow, not centered yet in the umbra). At best you’ll catch the beginning of the partial umbral eclipse. To see any part of the total eclipse, you have to be west of a line that runs approximately from International Falls, MN through the NE corner of Colorado and SW corner of New Mexico.
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The image I was trying to capture didn't happen, clouds on the horizon. There is always next time.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
RT @widertnattylt
With Mark Richt rejecting the Aggies, Texas A&M-Georgia series can now be called The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktease Party.
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Reposting this Asimov short story alexander shared earlier
http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html
I just finished it and well, yeah. I think it’s well done.
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wait, tomorrow is Saturday...
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Wait, did Oprah make an announcement in the fourth quarter of the Clemson South Carolina game?
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by Tuco on Dec 10, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Beads!
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
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this is the natural reaction when clemson is fucked properly
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That's just all wrong!
I would never give a final on a Saturday.
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We're at penalty kicks in the UNC/UCLA national semifinal soccer game on ESPNU
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real hypnoderp from UCLA tonight
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sweet dreams, all
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 10, 2011 12:03 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
/flagged
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 10, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Here, this one will make you feel all warm and happy
Keith Jackson, ladies and gentlemen!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 10, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
$160 for tablet?
is there anything in $150-ish or less category worth buying?
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
supposedly tomorrow or Sunday HP is going to sell...
more of those discontinued tablets they made for $99 on their ebay store. Refurbished. Thats about the best you’ll find under $200.
Coby is kinda ‘meh’. Plus that is running an older distro of Android
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
I was thinking of this one (great price)
but I don’t like the 800MHZ processor
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 10, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
Refurb Nook Color for $ 150 (If you search hard, you should be able to find one)
Anything below that is really box of crap
by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
As Vermont goes
So goes the nation Indiana
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rainbow Wahine up 1 set to 0 on USC
WOOOO Love ESPN3
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
Mora to UCLA
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-spw-ucla-jim-mora-20111210,0,3170928.story
shit ass balls fuck cock
You are fucked.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 AM EST up reply actions
That's weird...we actually have a cute local weather girl.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Gdmornin' monsters
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 10:04 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
'morning
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 10, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How was birthday?
I’m celebrating for you by being up since about 545 and having strange dreams about my coworkers!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
This thread is over 1000 posts
Move over to my still-waiting-by-the-phone thread?
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/8/2621343/awkward-moment-at-orange-bowl-press-conference-as-holgo-wonders-whats-orange-juice
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/8/2621343/awkward-moment-at-orange-bowl-press-conference-as-holgo-wonders-whats-orange-juice
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/8/2621343/awkward-moment-at-orange-bowl-press-conference-as-holgo-wonders-whats-orange-juice
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/8/2621343/awkward-moment-at-orange-bowl-press-conference-as-holgo-wonders-whats-orange-juice
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/8/2621343/awkward-moment-at-orange-bowl-press-conference-as-holgo-wonders-whats-orange-juice
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/8/2621343/awkward-moment-at-orange-bowl-press-conference-as-holgo-wonders-whats-orange-juice
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/8/2621343/awkward-moment-at-orange-bowl-press-conference-as-holgo-wonders-whats-orange-juice
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/8/2621343/awkward-moment-at-orange-bowl-press-conference-as-holgo-wonders-whats-orange-juice
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 10, 2011 10:07 AM EST reply actions
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