EDSBS THE MAGAZINE | VOL. 4 ISSUE 13
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I am praying to COTG
that the final article tease gets Orson the same reaction from Mobile as he got from the fine folks of Shreveport. Not cause it’ll be deserved, but because I enjoy regional butthurt the most.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 5, 2011 10:48 AM EST reply actions
Both well deserved.
Especially the former Papajohns.com Bowl, played in a part of Birmingham where Papajohns.com refuses to send your pizza.
And once the Mobile Bowl decided to rename itself the TittyWebsiteDomain.com Bowl, it lost any appeal it might have had.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 5, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
"GoDaddy of 'em all" t-shirts pending
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 5, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Do we have graphics of the proposed design?
I was travelling last week.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 5, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
It comes pre-wet
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, but feel free to submit.
This is basically me telling my dad to tell the bowl people to do it. Excellent graphic would probably help.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Sorry...
I am praying to COTG that the final article tease gets Orson the same reaction from Mobile as he got from the fine folks of Shreveport.
What are you referring to?
Orson Swindle was Spencer's old school pen name on here
he wrote some unflattering but accurate descriptions of Shreveport once and some people took it way too seriously and raised hell over it.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 5, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
I live in one of those two cities ...
And it took me too long to figure out what that last story was referring to. That’s how little those two bowls mean to the locals.
(Not really toally fair to Mobile — the city I don’t live in. The participants in that bowl might get to got to Gulf Shores, eat some good seafood or something else decent. Legion Field in January? That’s a punishment, not a reward.)
Superfluous January is superfluous.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 5, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
While finally happy to see the Mountaineers get the cover of EDSBSMag
It stings a bit after this past weekend. Ouch. Though I’m glad I didn’t run the gauntlet in Boone and in Charlotte, that would have been too much whiskey…
At least my Tigers were able to knock it out of the part saturday night. I think Dabo lost his binky again, time to send out the search party: 
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
by AParker on Dec 5, 2011 10:52 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
5 seconds later
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Dec 5, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I prefer a literal "title belt" over the douchebag move Aaron Rodgers does
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 5, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
speaking of which
clemson got the Football Belt back on Saturday.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
But not the Chastity Belt . . .
. . . because, well, fuck Clemson.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Dec 5, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It doesn't count as a knock against chastity...
…if it’s rape.
by TolleyJenkins on Dec 5, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
You mean like this
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Mark Richt walks into a bar
“Ouch.”
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Dec 5, 2011 11:09 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
My experience was more . . .
“Tyrann Mathieu jumps out from behind a wall, hits MaconDawg and other Georgia fans with the bar 78 times in 3 seconds, then vanishes while 21 large men in purple and gold dispose of the bodies.”
Now on Twitter at @MaconDawg. Same great snark, fewer characters!
by MaconDawg on Dec 5, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tyrann Mathieu was hiding. He was standing directly in front of the bar, holding a baseball bat.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
After his boy blocks you in the back first, of course.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 5, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Mark Richt walks into a bar
Finds Isaiah Crowell
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I thought that was a "Mark Richt walks into a head shop" joke.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Dec 5, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
It's Athens
Head shops are superfluous.
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Comfort fit Dockers.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Dec 5, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Texas A&M is not in the Belk Bowl.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 5, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A little too upmarket, no?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 5, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, everyone needs a good set of pants.
Would beat the generic “iPod and commemorative windbreaker” payout.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 5, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Cheesy windbreaker?
Do tell.
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
awesome
a short sleeved jacket over a regular jacket.
i noticed that he changed out of that at some point during the Arn Bow.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Dec 5, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Whoops, Belichick
Also, just out of boredom, looked him up on Wikipedia. Phillips Andover and Wesleyan? Lolwut?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 5, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Well everyone knows the A/V departments
at Philips Andover and Wesleyan are top-notch.
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
The Fiesta Bowl is going to be HOT! HOT! HOT!
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Dec 5, 2011 11:11 AM EST reply actions
/Surreptitiously diverts 90% of the sponsorship moneys to Panamanian bank account.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 5, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
I've asked this elsewhere but this crowd is most likely to have the answer:
What does Frank Beamer have pictures of the BCS honchos doing, and why did he just choose to break them out yesterday?
Now on Twitter at @MaconDawg. Same great snark, fewer characters!
timing is everything
Plus the annual collapse isn’t finished yet, so he had to make time to finish the job.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Something with 8-Ball.
Or pictures of them screwing Kansas State – wait, that’s out in the open. Never mind.
by Narrow Right on Dec 5, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Hell, that's been going on in public for 12 years.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
They're regular guests at Bud Foster's parties.
/jangles keys
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Why do I get the feeling that the bowl organizers were going to stop Alabama from putting two shitty bowls in January, then looked at the state and said, "I mean, fuck ... what else do they have?"
In celebration, the bowl committees ate barbecue and terrorized some Mexicans.
It’s really all we do well down here anymore.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 5, 2011 11:18 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget German auto executives
Have to drive away the one decent thing they do have, after all.
So, Saban really is a douchey troll
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 5, 2011 11:27 AM EST reply actions
ROLL TIDE.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 5, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Its beautiful
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 5, 2011 11:45 AM EST reply actions 24 recs
Well done, commentariat
internet cocktails for all of you
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
LOL Reddit
Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred in this basketball match between space clowns and atomic monsters.
Our power is awesome and terrifying.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
DO.NOT. FUCK WITH US
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
ND NATION!
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 5, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OH MY GOD
GOOGLE CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AND CLICK I’M FEELING LUCKY!
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 5, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
From one of the first links
I doubt that; however, I had a professor at W&L who swares James got him fired at SMU. This professor supposedly caught James cheating & tried to bring up an Honor Violation; then, was fired. He also told me that James was drunk driving one night, hit 5 parked cars & the boosters replaced all 5 cars with a Mercedes so no charges would develop. TIFWIW
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Dec 5, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What I read: "Craig James killed 5 hookers named Mercedes!"
"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp
by Whohah on Dec 5, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"About 156,000 results"
"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp
by Whohah on Dec 5, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
The BCS's official Twitter account is strangely silent today.
Probably because writing under a Twitter handle that says “EVERY GAME COUNTS” now requires an inhuman amount of cognitive dissonance.
by Narrow Right on Dec 5, 2011 11:51 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
by ScreaminOwl on Dec 5, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
All the doublethink.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 5, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
doubleplus rec'd
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The daily chocolate ration has been increased from 20 grams to 15 grams until further notice.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 5, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Some games count more than others.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 5, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We all know who the pigs are in this instance.
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BCS logo in the background
someone do it
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Your wish is my command
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 5, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 23 recs
Hold on a second. College Football has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
You can’t make these decisions. You’re just grunts!
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
College football is always an exercise in at least a low level amount of cognitive dissonance.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 5, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
We have always been at war with Kansas State.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Rivals be trolling me
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
....
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 5, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The real question is...
Why are you going on rivals?
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 5, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
to facelift bar
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 5, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
So your natural rival is clearly now Purdue
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 5, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
"or use the provided link to switch to basketball"
Are you sure this isn’t a mix-up and this is actually Duke’s page?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Dec 5, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you'd done that a few years ago
… you’d be in the Big East
Lets take a step back and get some perspective here.
The NCAA is voluntarily giving up millions of dollars in ad revenue to support a system that puts a final championship game that NOONE outside Tuscaloosa wants to see (again).
Lacks knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief
by Rocket Ship Science on Dec 5, 2011 12:12 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Clearly a polar bear and crystal pepsi
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Dec 5, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Trolling the Coke Polar Bear so hard.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 5, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's one talented barista
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
College Football News has the bowls ranked 35 down to 1
http://cfn.scout.com/2/1135869.html (35 to 28)
http://cfn.scout.com/2/1135868.html (27 to 18)
http://cfn.scout.com/2/1135867.html (17 to 10)
http://cfn.scout.com/2/1135866.html (9 to 1)
This is a pretty crappy bowl season overall (not even getting into the BCs) but just crappy matchups all over.
Now here is how I woulda picked the bowls:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/11/27/2590205/im-bored-so-here-is-how-id-match-up-the-bowl-games-this-year-a-few
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
GoDaddy at #10?
Troll hard, College Football News.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
HAZ MACTION
Thus, better than most.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yeah they put the most entertaining matchups & tbh alli, you may get the best bowl of the bunch
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
HOT JILLIAN/DANICA TEASING MACTION
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Dec 5, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It worked for Miami last year
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Dec 5, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Exhibit #1725 in "CFN doesn't know shit from shinola":
Case McCoy is one of the hot new quarterbacks.
/throws off back foot
//throws INT
///Fumbles
////throws INT
/////has daddy make him the starter
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Dec 5, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Invitation...
As I sit in a wonderful Army class on the Baldrige Criteria, I would like to invite anyone in the area to Paulson Stadium on Saturday for the FCS playoff game. Spencer ought to get SBNation to send him down to cover playoff football! GATA EAGLES!!!
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 5, 2011 1:03 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
That was pretty much the same thing I said
when they put me in this class. The sad thing is that after almost a full day of it, I have determined that it is simply a way to write out, plan, propose, etc. shit what should be common sense.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 5, 2011 2:03 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I was looking into that
Alas, I have to monitor detention duty Saturday from 9-12
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's pathetic and sad, but social
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Dec 5, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I will be making references all morning
And none of the little monsters will get them, and then I will be sad
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Impossible. It's in Johnson's underwear.
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Reminder to all Yellow Jackets
Don’t go to Juarez, especially if you are female.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Dec 5, 2011 1:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
People keep saying this
But my question is, assuming it was safe, why would I want to cross the border anyway?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Chicklets...Chicklets...Chicklets Mister, Chicklets
Spring Breaking in South Padre Island? Try to make it back alive from Matamoros.
I'm really glad I got to do my border crossings in the mid-1980s....
when all I really had to worry about were pickpockets, alcohol poisoning, and STDs.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
Yeah, this current nonsense sucks
It would be real easy/convenient for me to cross the border on almost any given weekend but there is no way in hell I would even entertain that idea these days. If i ever go to Mexico again it will be somewhere out on the Yucatan..and that is too bad, there’s lots to see in the country that doesn’t revolve around beaches and beer.
I'm guessing there are young people from the east coast
who have never been to El Paso, much less the border itself, and are curious about what it’s like to “be in Mexico”.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Dec 5, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Female Yellow Jackets?
Surely you jest
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
There has to be one or two....
How else do they procreate?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
Cross-breeding with teachers from Kennesaw State
NOTE: Hypothesis based solely on reading stereotypes on this board.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Surely we've broken the 3:1 ratio by now
It was 4:1 during the Techwood era, and when I was there it was 7:2 with an emphasis on the “MRS degree” syndrome.
#gettingbetter
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Dec 5, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
/went to a school that was 56% female
//worked out in my favor fairly often
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
About 7:3 now IIRC
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
All of the Yellow Jackets are male.
There is no unauthorized breeding at Georgia Tech.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Dec 5, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
#magicunderwear
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Dec 5, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Local Arts and Culture?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 5, 2011 1:12 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
VEGGIE TALES!!!
10 year old me is jumping up and down and screaming My Cebu at the top of my lungs
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 5, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Ok, not really 10.
But if I’d said 18 year old me singing My Cheeseburger or Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything, it might not have gone over as well.
/sigh
//innocent humor is still the best
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 5, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Say it Loud, Say it Proud
Don’t wait to have kids for the ‘cover’.
But, Veggie Tales? Really? To each his own, I guess.
I am and have been active in my churchs (*gasp* I know) family outreach program.
And I was often left to entertain kids whilst their parents were doing job training or being taken to interviews in the summers before college. You can only play so much Lil Tykes basketball before you want to relax on the couch and all that’s available that is age appropriate for the kidz is Veggie Tales.
How to keep people interested in something; be interested yourself or be really good at faking it.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 5, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Acceptable
Both things….helping kids/parents, wherever you do it, requires no apologizing…neither does going to church for any reason.
I REMEMBER THIS FROM WHEN I WAS 7!
autorec
Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.
Official proprietor of sharklasers.com
by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Dec 5, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Finally a good piece of news. The Ragin' Cajuns making first bowl in school history
I thought they had been to one before. Good for them. =)
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
VOODOO CHILI PEPPER DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS
VOODOO CHILI PEPPER WANT BETTER BOWL
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Dec 5, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
I wanted Voodoo Chili Pepper to play Louisiana Tech but we don't always get what we want
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Not gonna lie
At first glance I was trying to figure out which kid-friendly MMO this was a screenshot of.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Dec 5, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
come to papa
My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
by Honest Engine on Dec 5, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know something
It wouldn’t shock me if Craig James voted App State first
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James
A few newish tunes I found today
Creature Feature – “Mommy’s Little Monsters”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8VCIH7H-h4&feature=endscreen&NR=1
Rufus Rex – “Personal Demons”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APACHZLKjQg&feature=related
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Also, if Florida loses to tOSU they would be first SEC team to officially lose to them in a bowl
Last year Arky lost to Purdue.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Had this discussion with good OSU friend
The hire of Meyer is an all-in, buy the pot way of breaking the streak…mocked for having to adopt the “If you can’t beat them, Hire them” method.
It's December 5th and fuck Kansas State with their snow & wheat
Also fuck Nick Saban, Gary Pinkel, & whoever filled out Troy Calhoun’s ballot.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
we already have one Farmageddon, want to make it
wheat vs cotton?
beef vs pig?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 5, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm maybe wheat vs. soybeans or lumber
Beef vs. pig could work
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Farmageddon II, the Ozarks edition.
Just a little bit of the Ozark Plateau in KS but enough that we can call it this.
Wheat vs Soybeans
Hay vs Lumber
Beef vs Pig, edition II.
We need to arrange a tailgating contest for the game although the Jerry World parking lot doesn’t open soon enough for a good long tailgate event.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 5, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Is this where we are?
Just in case he blows up.
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Thanks. This is pretty good. "Last year may be worse but this year still sucks!"
Amen Detroit sports radio.
When does Finebaum start?
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I think PAWWWWL is at 3.
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"I'm not a conspiracy theorist but...Saints send film to the league"
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OT: Anybody seen the Dead Island video game commercial?
I know that is CGI, but, Damn. That commercial will mess with your head/heart.
Jesus.
that’s some messed up stuff
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Dec 5, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
When future generations look back for signs as to where it all went wrong...
that might be one of them.
I’m no anti-video game/Tipper Gore type but that…that’s just wrong.
It's up for Ad of Year
I don’t think a video game has ever won that before
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
It's technically a great piece of work...
But how that commercial has anyone saying “Because of that commercial, I want to buy that product” is beyond me.
Yay photoshop?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 5, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 5, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
I troll hard son.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 5, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Will there be a PAWLLLLLL thread today?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I think listening to PAWLLLL today would make me vomit.
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