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BCS Selection Open Thread (in case there's no #CRAIGTRAX).

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Kraken is for the fun times

White Lightening is for the BCS

White Lightening, for when you absolutely hate everything and everyone.

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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yuck... Weak sauce, brother, weak sauce.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If things go down the way I'm starting to suspect based on what's been announced

This is a “chug Absolut Peppar straight” night.

And y’all are either going to hate me, pity me, or launch a rescue mission.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

You aren't used to bad news about bowls by this time?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Genius.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 4, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Green

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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Pinstripe WANTED the Big 12 traitors

Why didn’t they let this happen?

The Pinstripe Bowl initially sought Texas A&M as the Scarlet Knights’ opponent, and was actively lobbying to get Missouri on Saturday before settling on the Cyclones today. Texas was even in the mix at one point.

by Narrow Right on Dec 4, 2011 6:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

lulz

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK the BCS for making us wait.

They should just release the bowl selections in real time on Twitter.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

Champs Sports

Champs Sports Bowl 2011: Notre Dame, Florida State To Square Off, Reportedly

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

Well it was expected yes

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

For Notre Dame it was the day they hit 6 wins...

Saturday, Nov 5th against Wake Forest

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/Florida State outgained 600-150

/wins by 3 touchdowns

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Utah State gets a dancing partner

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl 2011: Utah State Set To Face Ohio Bobcats

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

YARBNALLS

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Dec 4, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK OHIO

yesterday, today, and all days

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

with you there



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

TCU
@Samantha_Steele Samantha Steele
Looks like I will have #TCU in the poinsettia bowl in San Diego.. Calling game w/Joe Tess, Mark May & Lou Holtz dec 21

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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 6:18 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Oh... my.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

So, it sounds like Boise State's going to the Sugar Bowl.

This is going to hurt.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Or the Vegas Bowl.

Le sigh.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So...who's left?

Michigan? Stanford? Baylor? Kansas State?

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Baylor is in the Insight Bowl, Kansas State is in the Cotton Bowl.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Baylor is in Alamo

K State not announced yet

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

No, the Alamo's already announced Baylor.

And we’re hearing OU to Cotton, which means K-State’s either going to the Sugar or the fucking Insight in which case I’m going to be 12000 comments of fucking raeg.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

kstate better not go to insight that will piss me off

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If K-State falls to the Insight, we've fallen through the cracks before.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So, what are all our bowl tie-ins?

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Sir, I approve of your use of the word "our".

BCS (Fiesta), Cotton, Alamo, Insight, Holiday, Texas, Pinstripe.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Where is Insight played?

and Holiday?

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Insight is... shit, I think it's actually in Phoenix now, used to be in Tucson.

Holiday is in San Diego.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Insight is played in the ASU stadium in Tempe

Holiday in the Chargers stadium in San Diego.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 4, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Holiday would be good for WVU to go to next year....

I have a cousin who lives on Point Loma.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Insight is at Sundevil Stadium in Tempe.

Holiday is San Diego

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

what a difference a year makes.....KState awesome, SU....ummm.. yeah.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 4, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh.

More drunj and sadness this year than last, also more happy to offset the sadness

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

TACOS. TACOS. TACOS.

/bob griese

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

oklahoma...sigh

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait... who is Sakerlina playing then?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

My.
God.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Projections saying we are playing Sparty again in Cap. One Bowl.

Couldn’t we switch with Sakerlina and play someone we haven’t played in a long time?

by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

When did UGA play Sparty?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Two years ago.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

SEC Bowls shaping up

Music City Bowl 2011: Virginia Vs. Mississippi State, According To Reports

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:19 PM EST reply actions  

jesus

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

You all realize that someone is going to float an "Alabama is coming to our bowl"

tweet just to fuck wit y’all,right?

#Illuminati

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 4, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

$500,000 signing bonus for the Illuminati

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

What I want to know:

Is Spencer going to do a podcast per bowl? Because that was funny stuff. It kicked off each bowl in a great way.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 4, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

THIS

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The twitters have "confirmed" that Pat Hill is out as Fresno St's coach

Surprising. He was a candidate to move up to a bigger gig not long ago, and it was a nice move of him to take a voluntary pay cut when the school was hurting financially.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM EST reply actions  

the fuck?

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK CRAIG JAMES IS IN THE BOOTH CALLING THE GATOR BOWL?!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AJFADOIFJHWbgtw 4B6B46

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

haha, where's your god now

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 4, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And it's official

Poinsettia Bowl 2011: TCU Gets Louisiana Tech

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

You sure grouse a lot for a fan of a top 15 team.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 4, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

A fraud top 15 team (in some minds) that got stomped by LSU & Bama

And we’re looking at potentially getting dumptrucked in a bowl

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yall have the 3rd best team in the conference, and one of the better overall teams in the country

I know success must feel strange in the Ozarks, but trust me, yall are good.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

They did have a kid pass away. Can count for some suckiness.

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Dec 4, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

...okay, we're running out of teams.

/fuck Boise State
/for no good reason, just raeg

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what would be worse...

that, or Boise playing 6-6 Arizona State in Vegas. Fuck you very much, BCS.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
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by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What the fuck???

Can’t wait to see the voters here…

by WVUPensGuy on Dec 4, 2011 6:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hmm

Chick-Fil-A Bowl 2011: Virginia Tech To Accept Bid, According To Report

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

/spins the SEC Wheel of Mediocrity

Come on Auburn! Come on Auburn!

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm really hoping it's us

I’ll be in Atlanta anyways…

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

do we need one?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

That's effectively an auto-bid anyway.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Expected

but unfortunately that eliminates the last (admittedly minuscule) hope of GT getting into a bowl within a 20-hour drive.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 4, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

CLEMSON ISN'T PLAYING IN THE NCG?

I AM OUTRAGED!

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

lol bowel

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Was the misspelling intentional?

It is aproppos.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd hate to watch bowel selections too

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Najeh Davenport would greatly enjoy bowel selections, though.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

better than bowel resections

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

We're looking for Aladdin

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

*insert tasteful Corn joke here*

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 4, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmm, tasteful corn.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

GAAP can suck anything and everything I offer it.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The BCS: Football goes in, bullshit comes out.

You can’t explain that.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I can....

Money

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But they're a /tries to restrain laughter...can't HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NON PROFIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If the BCS is a non-profit

Then I’m the fucking Queen of Sweden.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The BCS IS non-profit

However, all their constituent Bowls are all about the profit.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Then please, your highness,

Tell your lovely daughter I said, “what’s up”.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Princess Madeleine, of course

Victoria isn’t bad, but If I had my druthers…

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

501(c)(3) non-profits: organizations founded & operated exclusively for purposes that are

-religious
-charitable
-scientific
-testing for public safety
-literary,
-educational
-promote the arts
-prevention of cruelty to children
-prevention of cruelty to animals
-to foster national or international amateur sports competition

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Dec 4, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Testing for public safety?

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We know it's all about the education of student-athletes

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

"The spoon is too big"

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually ARRose, it isn't as much griping for my team. But the whole season

Between probable rematch, horrible accidents, injuries, scandals, etc….this has been a really shitty year as a college football fan.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

So, if TCU to Poinsettia and VT to Peach are actually official

it means the final at-large spot is between K-State and Boise. Everyone else is off the table already.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

I almost want to see Boise get it

Just to witness the epic mushroom cloud of your rage.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If it's true about Wyoming going to the New Mexico Bowl...

Then it’s K-State in the Sugar and Boise in the freaking Vegas Bowl again.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

They're a very good team.

Based on merit alone it should be Boise-Kansas State in the Sugar Bowl.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be fun.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 4, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd go for that.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Boise would hate that.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Why? They'd be in the BCS

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you seen K-State play this year?

We grind out victories and frustrate the other team because they win all the stats but the score and turnovers.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

what bowls are left that would take Boise?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The Vegas Bowl, against Arizona State.

Thank you, Mountain West, for your excellent bowl tie-ins. A real beaut of a matchup there.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless, by some witchcraft, Michigan didn't get bumped up to the top 14.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

...shit, I didn't even consider that.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

they're 12 in the coaches

So I’d say possible but unlikely.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 4, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

/RAEG

//Acceptance
///RAEG
////Acceptance
/////RAEG

by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 4, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

NEVER!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 4, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

When the Sunsphere decides it wants to

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Does it matter?

They’ll have a month to prepare, so you’re fucked.

by quzybuk on Dec 4, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh...guys...

VT to the Sugar?!

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 4, 2011 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

I've been seeing that all evening

refusing to believe it

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

WAT?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

NO VT GOES TO PEACH LAND

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

X

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Didn't Virginia Tech already accept an invite to the Chick-Fil-A Bowl?

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
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by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The hell?

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 4, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Danny Sheridan is reporting the same thing.

So take it with a grain of salt.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh lulz

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

title

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...what.

Just…WHAT?

WHAT THE FNJABNSAIJFSJBKF

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is going to Atlanta in the ACC, then

if FSU is going to Champs? So confused.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

UVa

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope not Clemons

because that means we aint goin there

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Vir......Virginia?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 4, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

So.... no Shreveport?!?!?!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

by quzybuk on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

OHohohohohohohohohh

T. Boone is really gonna be pissed off.

by SuperJew on Dec 4, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

/dies

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 4, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

SB Nation typo. They saying Houston to play Penn State in Cotton Bowl

They mean TicketCity Bowl.

So Case vs. Penn States secondary

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

Your final score:

Penn State 3, Houston $Texas.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fucking Jesus!

Sugar Bowl 2012: Virginia Tech Making Shocking Appearance, According To Report

SB Nation getting it from CBS Sports

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Shit's on fire yo.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hahahaha...

The BCS is just trolling us with that one, right? They don’t really expect us to watch Michigan blow VT off the field.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
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by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Purdue-Western Michigan in Detroit

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by Kazoonole on Dec 4, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

BRING IT, BRONCOS

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Carder-Marve will be a fun matchup

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Tuning in late here

Is there an ESPN channel where the bowl tie-ins are being announced? Where’s the best place to get news?

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 4, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

ESPN has formal announcement shows

BCS bowls at 8:15, other bowls at 9

by WVUPensGuy on Dec 4, 2011 6:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Terrible playcalling there

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

The Gator Bowl, the only bowl with two 6-6 teams, is trending on Twitter right now

TROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLLTROLL

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

it doesn't have an ACC tie-in any more?

I assumed this OSU-UF stuff was because the ACC didn’t have enough teams or something.

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope... The Gator decided that #2 ACC vs # 2 Big East was an inferior pick

compared to the glory of #5 SEC vs #5 B1G

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well... I don't know anyone who wouldn't choose that.

especially because it will bring more moneys

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well guys, sorry but here is Shreveport

Independence Bowl 2011: Missouri, North Carolina Set For Surprise Matchup

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

No, that's not positive.

Missouri to the Insight would have been positive. All this does is confirm VT to the Sugar Bowl, K-State/OU to Insight/Cotton.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

SEC is mad.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

This looks like a giant finger from the Sugar Bowl

or the fact that Michigan and VT* travel well.

*bullshit

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It isn't just the Sugar Bowl

They’re getting slotted in way off all across the board

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

What makes it worse is that the Sugar has been fellating us for a MONTH.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

*pours you some booze*

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

They've been going at it for a month and nothing happened?

Maybe you should see a doctor.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Really?

I’m happy about the matchup but I totally can’t make it to that one. Argh.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 4, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas Bowl is Texas A&M - Northwestern

So, yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred in this basketball match between space clowns and atomic monsters.

by oldocho on Dec 4, 2011 6:45 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Anyone know where I put my debit card?

fairly certain it’s somewhere in this apartment . . .

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

car

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

bar

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

tar

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Qatar

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

czar

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Narnia

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

SARS



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LARS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

tore up my wallet, cleaned the living room

picked up a bit in my bedroom. I don’t own a car and I didn’t go out last night . . . hmmm . . .

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

under dead prostitute...

/oh wait… not Craig James, sorry



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

how dare you confuse me with him.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Here you go purwho

Little Caesars Bowl 2011: Purdue, Western Michigan Engage In Rust Belt Action

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

You mean Rust Belt MACtion, right?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In scenic Downtown Detroit.

(worked for 2 years about a 20 min walk from Ford Field)

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/throws ball to Jordan White threeve times.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I cannot get my head around this.

Motherfucking VIRGINIA to the Chick-fil-A?

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

It has to be GT!

Virginia makes no sense!

Virginia makes NEGATIVE sense.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't understand anything anymore.

I just know Clemson is going to Miami, and beyond that, it’s just dividing by zero.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

#AllInSolidChaosOrangeFireDumpster

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This is revenge. Clemson is fucking everyone. No one will be spared.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so Purdue in all bowls except the Orange?

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Atlanta hotel owners light torches

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

especially if they play us (Auburn)

FWIW, NYE is one of the busiest nights in ATL even without the SECCG

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Atlanta is probably the largest UVA alumni base outside of Virginia

Plus, we travel reasonably well to bowls, but we haven’t had a reason to the past couple of years

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 4, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I was more responding to the idea of GT being picked.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 4, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You realize Auburn has more alumni in Atlanta than GT

also true for about 5 other schools in the area (Barn is the biggest).

More out of town GT fans would need to buy rooms than for many other schools.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 4, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn might as well be in the State of Georgia.

With all the AU alums I knew on the Northside.

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 4, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We have the same record

and they beat us. It’s really not that far-fetched.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It has to be GT...or a non-ACC team

Virginia & FSU are claimed.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Sun bowl exec said they'd pick GT if they were still available

I’m so confused right now.

BUT, we did finish third in conference, with wins over GT and FSU

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter...

…unless a team finishes more than one game back in conference play. So you guys at 5-3 can be selected after 4-4 teams.

by quzybuk on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand, I just trying to work out the reasoning

Factor in the alumni living in Atlanta and the surrounding area, it really isn’t that absurd of an idea.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 4, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The reasoning?

Shit’s on fire.

I’m happy because Wake’s headed to Nashville (likely) instead of being exiled to Shreveport.

by quzybuk on Dec 4, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Goody for you.

/tries to be happier about the J-school Bowl

by tarspaceheel on Dec 4, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yes and no

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I think it'll be fine for everyone at the game.

I just won’t be one of those people. First world problems, I know.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 4, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

yes it is

and no it isn’t

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm speechless

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 4, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Louisiana Tech.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

LaTech

Confirmed by Snopes.

by quzybuk on Dec 4, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You can start crying now.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

At least TCU doesn't get...

a 6-6 PAC team.

/Seriously, FUCK the Mountain Worst.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bathe in the pagentry of Bowl Season

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

If y'all do go to the BCS, PLZ TO WIN?

I’d like for TCU to remain known as “That one school that can beat that school with the blue turf”

by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

"Except for in BCS bowls"

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

And then real football is over.

I will watch the bowls and I will derive zero data from them.

by Erik T on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

AHEM.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

I’ll watch because it’s kind of like football, but I will do my damnedest to not let them influence my righteous and indisputably correct notions of football.

by Erik T on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No, what I mean is that

there are 15 REAL football games left.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah. Almost forgot. Then it's over.

Gotcha.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Army Navy

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Every other day they're on the same team, except this day they hate each other.

Oh wait, when the defense appropriation bills are going through they are pretty much enemies too, so basically they tolerate each other every third Friday of months that start with J.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

lolumad

no but really we don’t deserve Sugar.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not mad, just...well...amused.

I want to see this system burn oh so badly.

by SuperJew on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Frank Beamer pulls a lot of weight in this town.

You don’t pull shit.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not all he pulls.

/jangles keys

Frank Beamer and Bud Foster in New Orleans will be the stuff of legends.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

SCRUMDAMITOUS!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that is one of the scariest pictures on the internet

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

B-b-but...

BODY OF WORK?

STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE?

2-11 CONFERENCE RECORD ALL-TIME IN BCS GAMES?

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

And was losing to ECU in the first half of that game.

Oh they were bad.
But we were worse.

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

FUN FACT: Neither did Ohio State last year, even before redaction.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh new fun fact! UCF has not beaten a team over .500 since 2009!

This changes if Marshall wins their bowl game though.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

With no dog in this fight, it is interesting to watch the actions.

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 4, 2011 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

All the rage.

Just wait till the official BCS stuff is announced.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

gets announced at 8:15

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I favor sanity

/don’t know why I watch college footbaw

by drothgery on Dec 4, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

MOUNTAINEERS PRESENT ARMS.

Friends forever now, yes?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

Sure, Jon F

Until gameday…..

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, we can have a friendly and respectful rivalry.

Just as long as we agree that those cocksuckers in Blacksburg can die in a fire.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

On that we can agree....

Fuck Beamerball.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

and if you can hate KU like the plague,

then it could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

All you have to do to hate KU

is remember they’re a bunch of snobs. They’re almost as bad as UVa, without any of the reasons to be that way.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

lol ran into his own man

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

Auburn is posting ticket info for the Chick-fil-A.

Apparently against FUCKING VIRGINIA.

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by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

Neither would Miami.

He accepted an extension you know right?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

What's his buyout?

I bet a team that doesn’t have impending hammer of doom sanctions coming looks pretty attractive

by bruinM on Dec 4, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's nominally there through 2019.

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Two ACC teams in the BCS?

K-State left out and Oklahoma Lite not in Championship game? Big-12 is going to gansta on the BCS.

by rasvar on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

I cannot wait to see T-Boone and Cuban finance the "Fuck You, BCS" Invitational.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So did Cuban get dumb after being rich?

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Im hoping that somehow GT ends up playing ND in the Champs

if VT to the Sugar is real.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 4, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

Ideas, newsletter, subscribe, etc.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 4, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

if it weren't for refs who hate ND, they'd be number 1

or maybe if it weren’t for Kelly, they’d be number 1.
or maybe if it weren’t for everyone playing ND like it’s their superbowl, they’d be number 1.

the rationalization permutations are endless.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 4, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

side comment, Giants trying to make a game.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 4, 2011 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

NFLAIDS vs BCSEBOLA?

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

no vaccine for either

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 4, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

of course it is

what the hell is wrong with you!

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...

He was busy fishing for seagulls.

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by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That was my dad derping like that.

I was fishing for seatrout…..

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

MMMmmmmm seatrout

A place in Virginia when I lived there did a lovely job with seatrout

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 4, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Saw a bigass school of mullet as I was walking up...

Then saw a few trout chase them off.
Caught two littleuns today.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

just watch out for seabass



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

again, a scary picture on the internet.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You should go after sandtrout.

After all, he who controls the spice controls the universe.

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dune rec...

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Not well.

(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.

by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 4, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a sub DI program who played 2 in one day in the past few years

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That wasn't just a sub D-I program.

That was Trinity Bible, who’s not even an NAIA school.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Northwestern over in St. Paul did this within the past few years

and I thought they were D-III?

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Did they?

I must have missed that one.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the victims was Trinity Bible, oddly enough

http://www.nwceagles.com/sports/2008/7/7/FB_0707085035.aspx?tab=recruitsguests&path=football

Northwestern 59, Trinity Bible 0
Northwestern 47, Macalester 17

Back in 2005.

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit, that was it then.

Although Northwestern was not D-III yet at the time.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Classic plus-one

I don’t think it would be too hard to preserve traditional bowl matchups and have the top four ranked conference champs play each other in a non-seeded format.

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by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 4, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Schad reporting

LSU reps whipped out their balls via skype when the BCS offered them a spot in the Championship. LSU turns down bid.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 7:00 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

So Chloe. Can we still be friends after Bowl Season?

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Are we playing each other?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems like it

Every other B1G team has accepted a bowl bid and the Insight hasn’t invited anyone

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

They're probably still hashing out with Nebraska

which of their former buddies they’d rather play this year.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Regardless, honey, we can still befriends.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok thanks.

I don’t even know if I’ll be around for it. We are hanging out all day at Disney that day. No idea what the night will bring

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Stab wounds do heal.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

So, Ive been gone since the halftimes of nfl, what did I miss

any more bowl games set in stone?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Dec 4, 2011 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

So..

VIRGINIA WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

VIRGINIA POLY TOO WHAT IN THE SHIT

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Dec 4, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WHY ARE PEOPLE ANGRY AT US???

LOUD NOISES

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by wahoocrew on Dec 4, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a commonwealth, dick.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's a fucking state.

And I demand the immediate return of every dime of tax money I paid them over 12 years as recompense for this bullshit.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Texas isn't a state, can we fuck it too?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

What is it?

A landmass kept attached to the rest of the country by the massive vacuum that is Oklahoma?

It’s 7:32…

by mnHorn on Dec 4, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh i know. i hate my home state.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

urban meyer bowl?

please to explain.

Or do you mean OSU to play Florida?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Dec 4, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OSU Florida in the Gator

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by Spartan D on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you got it

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Look above. There's a lot to see.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 4, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

My laptop's touchpad is sensitive enough

that I can sometimes move the mouse by hovering my finger just off the touchpad.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa. Awesome.

I’m merely engaged in Operation Hand-Moisturizer Coronet.

by Erik T on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You can do the telekinesis?

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be nice...

to lose three games and still make a BCS bowl (West Virginia), or get blown out twice by the same conference opponenent, not even win your conference, and still make a BCS bowl (Virginia Tech).

Basically, fuck Virginian football teams.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 7:06 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Yep.

I’d be saying the same thing if I were a TCU fan or a Big 12 fan, though.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Virginia Tech finished the season without a win over a team ranked in the top 40 of Sagarin rankings.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and the team which sold HALF OF SYRACUSE'S ALLOTMENT FOR A FIESTA BOWL BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T doesn't?

/loading weapons

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

K-State sold their tickets and then requested more.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

K-State.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I get Boise St getting rejected by Sugar

But K St seems like a better team than VaTech and it’s close enough do that lots of fans would buy tix spend money etc

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, we only sent 50,000 people to two fucking Fiesta Bowls, and New Orleans is only several hundred miles closer.

I don’t know why anyone might think we would bother going to the Sugar Bowl or anything.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

they might be scared about not having enough alcohol for us and the SEC teams.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck the state of arizona too at this point

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

This

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not watching a single BCS game this year.

Fuck this shit. Fuck it right in the ear.

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by Spartan D on Dec 4, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll watch the Rose, because the Rose is not bullshit.

The rest, fuck ’em.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No I will not watch the Rose.

/bitterasfuck

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by Spartan D on Dec 4, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

BCS = WHore, yes?

So, you end up having to pay to fuck and then you have to pay when you visit the doc.

#TeamNotFuckingBCS

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Dec 4, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry, I had to work.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 4, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not our fault the BCS guys didn't consult a map

No Big East ACC team should ever be in the Fiesta if they’re concerned with ticket sales.

by drothgery on Dec 4, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

:(

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

So hey Tiger Woods won a golf tourney

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

And not a single fuck was given by me.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

less shitty than fucking VT in a fucking BCS bowl

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I wouldn't watch that.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

are there enough EDSBS readers to have that much of an effect to fuck the BCS over for shitpicking?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunno if it's a general feeling among all CFB fans

but most of the other CFB blogs I follow on SBN have expressed the same sentiment regarding LSU-Bama, at least.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I mean I understand if your a fan of the team watching the game, but EVERYONE else?

because fucking stupid to send fucking VT to sugar.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That sportsnation map with Alabama and Mississippi blue

and everything else red for OSU-LSU goes here.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 4, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

So its actually a thing?

I honestly have not been paying much attention.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

:'(

:’(

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. The one day Zach Johnson shows up

/Will always pull for an Iowan

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I fucking love zach.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He golfed with a kid in college from my hometown.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hrm.

That’s not typically a B1G bowl, is it?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

Illinois drew the 10th spot with nine tie-ins (including a second BCS).

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Given the 6-0 to 6-6 fall

are you really surprised?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

A loss to Minnesota doesn't exactly do wonders to your bowl appeal.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So Minnesota and Indiana are the only B1G teams that didn't make it this year?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, congrats too.

(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.

by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 4, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

ACC was backup for Army

But with Miami declining a bowl, the ACC couldnt fill it. And now with VT in the Sugar, ACC cant fill Military Bowl either, which means both sides cant fill it (the other being Navy).

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 4, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Boom goes the dynamite (Sorry Chloe!)

2011 Insight Bowl: Oklahoma Vs. Iowa In Arizona, According To Report

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

kstate to cotton

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

and coeds

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on how much of the good beers she puts away

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Coeds wouldn't go for me anyways.

Look at me -→ I look too old

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

College kids know when you don't quite fit in

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

But you don't look too old

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my friends just told me a story about banging a lady with an 8 year old kid.

So, there’s that

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no doubt in my mind that I could pull someone your age and gender.

NONE. AT. ALL.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

like I said, PM me

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Cute.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Suit?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Talk about football obviously.

Free rum would be nice too.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

tranquillizer darts.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Well shit, now i'm convinced.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

SUMMON THE JONF ANGER BOMB

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No... no, this is actually fine.

I can deal with “only” getting the Cotton Bowl. I was scared we were going to end up in the Insight.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, shit.

Now what am I going to do with this popcorn?

…oh, wait…FUCKING VIRGINIA.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, don't misunderstand.

FUCK VIRGINIA TECH FOREVER.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

[hugs]

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

NO SERIOUSLY FOREVER

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Are the regular VT people in hiding right now?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

WHERE IS THAT MIDGET LAWYER IT'S HIS TURN

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

COME AT ME BRO

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I still like YOU.

Because you’re still a kenyon kid.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Does this mean KSU is in the Sugar?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Cotton...probably Cotton

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

No...

Virginia Tech is in the Sugar.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's a marquee matchup in a toilet bowl setting.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE IOWA

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SO SAY WE ALL

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I may root for Iowa in that game.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck. you.

/kisses

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure.

I honesty, probably, maybe won’t watch it.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

WE HATE IOWA

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Both of the guys I know who play football are saying Auburn is locked in to Peach Bowl

I ain’t calling it the Chik-fil-a bowl.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

So

apparently the rumor is that we’re going to play Georgia Tech.

Oh god.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 4, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

THE SUNSPHERE DICTATES THIS AS SO

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Triple flexbone offense clusterfuck

Says hi.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My knees hurt just thinking about it.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 4, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. Well.

Have fun with that!

by SuperJew on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh please.

Please please please let this be true.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 4, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Brian Hamilton,

which, I know. It’s Brian Hamilton.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Dabo has trolled us all.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ATTENTION: EDSBS Torch and Pitchfork has closed temporarily due to lack of inventory.

We have additional shipments en route and will reopen as soon as they arrive.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THEY'RE ALL MINE

JUST LIKE THE ONES I ALREADY STOLE FROM THE STOCKROOM

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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, since the Urb Bowl is here,

I’m calling the Broncos v 49ers in the Super Bowl.

I for one welcome our chinless family man overlord.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Dec 4, 2011 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh

2012 Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma State, Stanford Reportedly Up

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

/throws bottles of gin at everyone

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

//deflects to ACS

///looks for rum

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

/chugs

//throws at tv

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

/still no rum

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

There is at my house....

but I’m drankin’ bourbon tonight.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 4, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I technically have some.

Its just far away and i’m sleepy

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This would be a #3 vs. a #4 right?

When is the last time that happened?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Gross.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 4, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The B_S should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Then hanged, drawn and quartered, shot again, crushed under a 16-ton anvil, shot yet again, incinerated, the resulting pile of ash shot, and then loaded on the next rocket to the sun.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I wanna piss on the ashes before you shoot it into the sun

"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach

by Spartan D on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Allowed.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

After LSU and BAMA

game ends 4-2, The winner is crowned BCS Champion

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Dec 4, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

//cries

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

///drinks

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

2-0

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I give you......................2-0!!

Behold it in all it’s glory!!

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

2-0...

…in overtime!

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That would be the derpiest thing possible.

I would bet one peso that such a thing has never happened.

by Erik T on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

This game will end 6-1.

When LSU scores a TD then forgets which way they’re supposed to go on the PAT and runs it back to the other endzone for a safety.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care. I won't be watching.

"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach

by Spartan D on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like Okie light to Fiesta.

Damn. All my hopes oop dashed, down the fucking drain.

by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 7:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

/looks at Orange Bowl website

They’re selling Clemson and Wf’nVU merch.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

over on OBNUG they've given up hope after hearing the VT rumors

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Dec 4, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

you know what i knwo

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Dec 4, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I was talking about Stubob's post.

I thought VT was a done deal.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah sorry...some of the newer commetariat on OBNUG have really been annoying me as of the last 6-7 months

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Same.

Lots of Debbie Downers on there. Do they realize how many programs would kill to have a rise like Boise State’s?

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

MY GOD CAN YANKEE STADIUM CONTAIN THE HORDES OF RUTGERS FANS?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 4, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

DEAR LORD

EACH IS INVISIBLE

AND AN ARMY

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They will come in droves from their twin jewels of Weehawken and Parsippany

"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach

by Spartan D on Dec 4, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Should've been Rutgers-Northwestern.

Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred in this basketball match between space clowns and atomic monsters.

by oldocho on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I laughed out loud at this

Enjoy the rec sir

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Spartans to Tampa? I fucking hate Tampa.

"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach

by Spartan D on Dec 4, 2011 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

File under "obvious"

Orange Bowl 2012: West Virginia-Clemson Looks To Be Official Matchup

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Okay, come on.

Virginia Tech’s “signature win” is Georgia Tech. They lost to Clemson twice, neither particularly close. Meanwhile, Boise State soundly beat the SEC runner-up in their own state, which is better than anything VT did this year. You can’t honestly think VT is more deserving, right?

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think we can argue that VT should be in the BCS.

If anyone K State or Michigan deserved the spot. Maybe Boise. But VT is like 4th in that list.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

hey you know I have been pulling for you guys...

you are just getting to good at we can has shitty bowls handed out by the fucked up system. I feel for you, honestly. It is wrong



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Alabama is the SEC runnerup

Georgia was the sacraficial lamb.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 4, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

USM bitchslaps Houston

Their reward?

Nevada in the Hawaii Bowl.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

I mean hawaii isn't all bad

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

hived

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Christmas in Hawaii

sounds awesome

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no sarcasm tags.

Hawaii is pretty awesome.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

What happened to Liberty Bowl?

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 4, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

U still mad Kansas?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that picture

but I liked it a lot more when it was being used to troll Kansas about losing to VCU.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Can’t burn my VCU shirt though

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a picture?

I see nothing.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

State-of-Virginia trollface.

If you can’t see a picture, highlight the entire post, right click and View Selection Source. That will at least tell you the link to the picture.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Or just right click, open new tab

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

to lazy

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Kansas is not bowl eligible.

At this point we don’t know if Kansas plays football.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

NO GOD FUCKING DAMN IT NO.
This year’s iteration will get the Monday Night Football treatment, with Mike Tirico, Ron Jaworski and Jon Gruden set to call the game on ESPN and ESPN3.

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY TEAM GRUDORSKI

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 4, 2011 7:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Here's your reward for 11-2 CUSA Champs Southern Miss

Hawaii Bowl 2011: Southern Miss, Nevada Square Off In Paradise

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 4, 2011 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

I'm jealous. My team is going to TAmpa.

Fuck Tampa

"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach

by Spartan D on Dec 4, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoo, Jacksonville!

/cries.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 4, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

at least you can spend more on booze than travel expenses!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Not legal.

Don’t drink.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 4, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

lol.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

more on food?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 4, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I weigh 115 pounds.

I don’t eat much. I might fly up, so less gas.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 4, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You can see the Jaguars play!

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 4, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

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