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I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

No, dumbass Huard, Neuheisel did not "move on"

He got shitcanned, like the vagabond that he is. He had no control over anything, and Chianti Dan made an example of him.

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Well, UCLA fought hunger and hunger won.

Illinois TD.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Kickoff return.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I am a fan of any player whose name, when spoken, is a complete sentence.

Isaiah Pead inherits the mantle from Chase Daniel.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Hey Cantabrian, claiming watching Peach Bowl is conference-loving is akin to saying watching the Rose Bowl

Makes you a B1G or PAC 12 supporter. I watch most any bowl. Conferences are irrelevant.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

All I'm saying is those girls looked 12.

The IOC should look into it- especially since it was on their home turf.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Happy New Years folks. If you go partying, use protection & drive safe

I’ll be here watching Peach Bowl then New Year’s No Limits

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

text from friend's place i'm going to tonight: "We have a punch bowl of tequila and sherbert."

i’m praying that this is an autocorrect derp, but what on earth could they have even intended?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

Well that is....uh...novel?

Then again I guess that’s what most frozen margaritas basically are

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I have had a punch at wedding and baby showers that are punch, sherbert and fizzy gingerale or sprite

I suppose you could add tequila???

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The videos from those weddings and baby showers might be epic.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

sherbet?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've had this.

It’s not as bad as it could be, provided it’s lime sherbet.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought I hated tequila and gin (individually)

But after hitting semi-adulthood I realized that what I really hated was shitty tequila and shitty gin.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

There are few things worse than shitty tequila and shitty gin.

And most of the things that are worse happen as a direct result of too much shitty tequila and gin.

by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The only way I see this working is a Long Island Iced Tea

And Long Island Iced Teas are for sorority girls going through a “hardcore” phase

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I dunno

I was pleased with my $15, 64 oz. LIIT on Fremont in Vegas.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 31, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

tequila+bourbon

is something I’ve consumed on an irregular basis

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 31, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...

On the same night, or in the same drink?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

same drink

specifically, Wild Turkey, which caused it to be dubbed the “Mexican Thanksgiving”

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 31, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Come to Blacksburg

We’ll go to TOTS and set you up with a rail.

by MechE Hokie on Dec 31, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Come to Ann Arbor

No one in Ann Arbor would ever do something that stupid and disgusting. Not even Marquis Solcum.

SOON TURKEY, SOON!

by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you sure? I feel like Kevin Grady might take that as a challenge.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

sherry?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

New Year's Eve plans:

“The Muppets” with Mrs. Rev and the Lil’ Revs.
Sermon prep whilst watching late games, etc.

Happy New Year, y’all. And as I said earlier, 2011 can fuck right the hell off. My prayer is for better times ahead for all.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

You're ending the year strong.

The Muppets are amazing.
/wants to be Statler and Waldorf.

Go gata!

by theologator on Dec 31, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You want someone's hand up your ass?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Happy New Year!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeez, Scheelhaase.

Before that TD pass, he was at 15 completions for somewhere around 65-70 yards.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

Is this where everyone is?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

Poor squirrels, I assume.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

God bless children

“At a table with 4 uva players visiting Atlanta’s children’s hospital, this is what my youngest son drew. #proudfather”-@willwise

(via)

by MechE Hokie on Dec 31, 2011 6:38 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

awwwwww kids just do the darnedest things

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww

He really does care about this alot

by rook0119 on Dec 31, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, the asshole U[sic]GA sidewalk alums on my facebook are giving me AIDS

posting Utah profile pictures and shit. Are your lives really that sad?

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with losing to Utah.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

While we're self-trolling

USU isn’t that bad either.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

UCLA IS ABOUT TO GO 6-8!

EVERYBODY GET EXCITED!

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

Illinois is involved.

Excitement is not possible.

by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Firsts.

They can’t all be Jackie Robinson, you know.

by Counter Trap on Dec 31, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY s it is a douchetastic commercial by aTm

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

They're all yours now.

Sorry, no returns.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be ACC soon, and was Big East....... so not mine1

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, thought you were Florida for some reason.

Not sure who I got you mixed up with.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure Boat's a Syracuse fan.

Unless you’re breaking news here, in which case, thank Jesus they’re gone.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

off to luquor, beer, parties and HAVING A GOOD TIME work. Remember kids in 2012 even UCLA is undefeated.

by rook0119 on Dec 31, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

If I illegally torrent every single MST3K ep to my comp & RIAA gets me

Will any lawyers here represent me? And what will our defense be?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

Well whoever it is.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Once upon a time, I downloaded that torrent

But the hard drive on which it was stored died a couple years ago.

If you want a false sense of security, you can use Peer Guardian while you use the torrent.

by Synaesthesia on Dec 31, 2011 6:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

At one time, the unreleased eps were considered fair game-ish

in that the Digital Archive Project was doing it and Best Brains said as long as there were no commercial releases, they considered it the equivalent of trading tapes and they weren’t going to complain.

That may not still be the case.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Okay, I'm heading out to the stadium now

Gotta see these orange….things…in person

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 31, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

have fun

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

???

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The invisible woman is already there.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Have fun

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

obligatory fuck Auburn

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

Really, FUGGER is your name? REALLLY/??

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

I seen enough. Have to pay attention to same family that was here for Xmas.

Happy New Year, Commentariat.

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

Happy New Year

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy New Year Trouble and to the rest of the troubles!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Aww...

Kelly and Slater were having such fun together.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'msoscared.gif

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 31, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Well done, Vandy.

If you’re gonna interfere with the receiver, interfere with the receiver.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

Why is it spot of the foul?

I thought it was 15 yards.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 31, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

If it's less than 15 yards downfield, spot foul.

If it’s more, 15 yards. In either case, defensive PI is the only foul that can get you more than half the distance.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Spot of the foul if the contact happens less than 15 yards downfield

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLCINCY

Blocked FG.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

Blocked FG by Vandy

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

As a UT fan, I'm very concerned about Vandy.

As a Nashvillian, I couldn’t be happier for them.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That was, though.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 31, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

...um...are you sure about that?

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

So, Maryland.

You took a coach who just went 9-4, dismissed him and his coach-in-waiting, and went 2-10, and the coach-in-waiting went to a perennial doormat and made them at least interesting.

How ya feelin’?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, her?

She doesn’t work here anymore.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Just allegedly.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Alabama may actually be better off having traded Vandy for A&M...

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Cincy INT

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

DERPPIC

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

Pop quiz, no cheating...

Of the 20 bowl games that have been played (or are about to end), how many games’ TOTAL scores have been more than Baylor’s?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

Three?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Three is correct.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok so

Toledo Air Force
UL Lafayette SDSU
And Boise massacreing ASU

?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

__________/WMU, Toledo/AF, Boise/ASU

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ULL/SDSU: 62, Baylor: 67

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Let's see if I can remember which ones.

The Alamo, naturally. Military Bowl … and the New Orleans Bowl?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh...

I wasn’t including Alamo- that would make it four.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

For those who care-

Boise State/ASU, Toledo/Air Force, and Purdue/WMU

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So it's actually 4, since Baylor didn't pitch a shutout.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So acknowledged.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

Two

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got three.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll go with four

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice job, UCLA. Illegal formation on the onside kick.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

Hunger didn't win.

Nobody won. Humanity lost.

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Like they say.

It’s an ongoing investigation.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Not anymore. But I'll allow it for the sake of posting the gif.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I really don't have strong feelings about Auburn one way or another, and I find Cam to be an enjoyable player to watch.

But I really am tempted to respond to everything said about Auburn with this.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That or the Utah State game

I’m tempted to respond to ever mention of ND with Sheamus

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, they won that game.

Everyone’s allowed a dicktrip or two against seemingly-inferior competition…right?

Right?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

(lol)

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

STROLL TD CINCY

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

TD Cincinnasty.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

ImPEADing Doom

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

FIRE ZOOK

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Magnates?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Does not combine well with magnets, notably.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Zook goes in, Zook goes out.

Can’t explain that.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Only cause Colt McCoy got hurt.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

ISWYDT

and it makes me sad.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Recsob

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The Factory of Sadness may be the last functioning factory in the Midwest.

So relax. Its time too will come.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

C'mon Big East footbaw

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Is it me or does Butch Jones look like an irate Jim Mora?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

"Along with a few I can't say"

You can say them. You’re amongst friends here!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

What happenes in the Commentariat

Stays in the Commentariat

Possibly

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Why is Auburn ranked?

And UVA isn’t?

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

HOOOOS DON'T PLAY AN ESS EEE CEE SCHEDULE PAWWWWWLLLLL

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The cake is a lie.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, I mean. We don't have any bad losses....

Also, who the fuck else deserves to be ranked this year?

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, this year sucked ass.

Give LSU the trophy, award everyone else no points and may God have mercy on their souls. We are all dumber for having watched this season.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, no, yes, and kinda.

Everyone else gets to keep individual awards & bowl trophies, but we shall never mention this year again.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I would nominate Virginia, which seems to be the spirit of the question.

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by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

need ten

might as well

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't have time to waste to get the TD.

If it’s 4th and goal reasonably close, the TD has a reasonable shot and you may as well try it then. If you’re far enough out, kick the FG first and go for the Hail Mary if you get the onside.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Get the score as soon as you can...

if it’s a long TD, so be it- but don’t waste all your time going for it when you need the onside kick and another score anyways. It boggles my mind how often they fuck this up in the NFL

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

35 yard FG for Vandy.

Season long for the kicker. For reals?

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Not all of us are as well-endowed in the kicking department as the folks from West Lafayette.

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by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Breaking:

Alabama has hired Vandy’s special team coach.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me

Or have there been about seventy onside kicks this bowl season?

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Um, hmm
What it means: One epic bowl losing streak ended while another lives on. Northwestern had lost five bowl games going back to 1949 and made it a sixth. Texas A&M ended its eight-game bowl losing streak dating back to 2001. The Northwestern streak was represented on the sidelines by a monkey wearing a No. 63 jersey, the number of years since the Wildcats won a bowl.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 31, 2011 7:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Celebrating a win over Northwestern?

Yup, they SEC.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

This is fair.

You’re allowed to celebrate your own victories.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Most everyone celebrates their own bowl wins

Also fair if you root for a non-BCS team or BCS punching bag on the times they make it.

Grats again Ohio, UL Lafayette, Temple

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the monkey on their backs, I'm assuming.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

In the spirit of the holiday

I will be rooting for Auburn tonight.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck Auburn.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Grats to Cincy for winning the Liberty Bowl

Good luck next year Vandy

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

Congrats to the Bearcats.

Have a good time.

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by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

REPORT BACK on the sherbert thing

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure they'll win 9-10 first halves.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

They're in the West, right?

Better make it 6-7.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He stopped watching football in 1984.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Or at least stopped watching aTm in '93

Due to the NCAA sanctions that inluded a full season TV ban.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 31, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I do not see aTm above middle of the pack in the SEC.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see it for about half the season.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I think A&M will land around Miss State/SoCar land more or less

Never gonna win the league, might sometimes win weaker division.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Welp

If Kevin Prince takes once snap next year I am setting everything on fire

by bruinM on Dec 31, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Butch Jones takes a shot at ESPN.

Love it.

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by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

What did he say?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

"We live in a SportsCenter environment."

Basically saying that the best story of bowl season was Collaros’ recovery, but since it won’t make SportsCenter highlights, no one knows about it.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He's right

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

SIX AND EIGHT! SIX AND EIGHT! SIX AND EIGHT!

Why are we not more excited about UCLA? This the college football equivalent of launching a rocket to the moon and having that rocket crash in a fireworks factory. Greatness is greatness, intended or not.

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Dec 31, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Nice hive, gentlemen

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone knows, of course, that the WWL hates us....

Therefore, Neuheisel with Rece and Palmer next year.

I have foreseen it.

by Counter Trap on Dec 31, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

I actually think Neuheisel would be good

He is a horrible coach, but he has a brain.

by bruinM on Dec 31, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Nessler and Blackledge.

Quite possibly my favorite pairing out there.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

Nessler is best PBP.

I still go with Danielson for color.

by Counter Trap on Dec 31, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

?

Wut. Danielson is a Purdue alum and former Detroit Lions QB and I still wish nothing but horrible things upon him.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

THANK YOU BASED GOD

Probably not enough snow for skiing, but it’s a start.

by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There's your excuse for skipping the party.

Whiteout conditions + NYE drinking = bad, bad time for being on the road.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

ONLY THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT

MARK MAY HAS NO TIME FOR YOUR HAPPY PRESENT

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 7:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Mr. Lew

Why the suits (previous thread reply)?

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Dec 31, 2011 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Local suit guy is having a blowout sale

I got a grey pinstripe and a black, with a cornflower tie and a navy tie(GF likes them), but I don’t pick good matching colors, and all blues look the same to me, so I was looking for info from people who know

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, we were talking about that yesterday.

I think the local guy is trying to match them

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

They do that every other week, it seems.

Never buy anything full price from them. Wait a couple days and you can get it for half price. It’s ridiculous, and well overpriced for the quality, even at the discount you can do better for the price usually.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Dec 31, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I was talking about this with my uncle last night

They have to have a 400% markup on their shit. There’s no way they can run those sales all the time any other way.

by MechE Hokie on Dec 31, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

They do.

I find the quality to be poor, but I’ve lucked out and found an awesome tailor locally, so I’m spoiled.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Dec 31, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Still looking for info?

Staples are solid white and solid light blue. I’m a big fan of checks, windowpanes and ginghams especially. Actual local suit guy, or chain place (JA Banks)?

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Dec 31, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Actual local guy- doesn't even have a website

I went with solid light blue(well, they look blue to me, as I have a blue colorblind-ness of sorts, but he said they were light blue). I already have quite a few white dress shirts, so I can mix and match them in

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Very nice.

Local guys are good, they have a reputation to uphold and a relationship to build. Keep going to him, if you can. Savannah guy?

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Dec 31, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ayup

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting...

Very good though. Nice find.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Dec 31, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, not sure if he's originally from Savannah, but it's the only store.

I always try to support local businesses, so I was glad to hear about it

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesse Thorn is awesome.

I wish my NPR station syndicated his show.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Dec 31, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Sound of Young America

Wiki

The PTO web series is great, but I’ve never actually listened to his radio show.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Dec 31, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm out.

Have a real good time, stay safe, and enjoy the Fundie Chicken Bowl.

by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Enjoy.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting the party started early, are they?

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it was "Moon pie represents Mardi Gras in Mobile" or something

Fuck if I know.

Oh ok Mobile, Alabama is dropping a Giant Moon Pie for NYE. Also having a parade.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

THE NUMBER ONE SURPRISE OF THE YEAR FROM ESPN

IS THAT CRAIG JAMES WOULD LEAVE ESPN TO RUN FOR SENATE.

RAEG

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 7:19 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

/markmaykissingdicks.gif

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm going to shoop him into lemonparty with Pitt and Alabama

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, seriously?

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

According to Mark May.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. As if I couldn't hate him any more.

If CJ wasn’t such an astronomical asshole that no one could ever match him, Mark May would be #1 on my ESPN shitlist.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

fuck mark may for ruining my until-now jamesless saturday

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

Mark May just trolled us, didn't he.

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

No, he's actually stupid.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

And smug.

The kind of thing COTG formerly killed people for.

by Counter Trap on Dec 31, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, okay.

That sort of makes it…worse, actually.

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Also a gigantic asshole. He should be sentenced to be spittled on by Holth in hell forever.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, not forever yet.

Unless Lou Holth’s spittle is actually a fountain of youth.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Rece Davis is grenade launching UCLA under the bus

and it is hilarious.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

His troll-fu has been pretty strong this year.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

What'd he say?

We’ve been dead for months

by bruinM on Dec 31, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Also,

for those of you not bouncyhoops oriented, due to our AD being awful, we had a basketball game at Cal start 20 minutes after the football game. We lost that one too. Happy New Year!

by bruinM on Dec 31, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Alabama basketball played during the Iron Bowl once.

To a crowd of tens.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rece always slips in some more subtle trolls

That only people like us even notice

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He played a game with a broken collar bone?

That’s the most insane shit I’ve ever heard of.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

The story goes Bryant played a half with a broken leg while in college.

Also, Bryant was born in Arkansas which always blows my mind.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, sure.

That’s not pathetic or anything.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

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"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I never did that.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll trust you here.

But it was done- as recently as yesterday.

Regardless, don’t let the haters get you down. It’s all in good fun.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

See, it's never been in good fun, which is why I'm glad I don't live there anymore.

Shit got too real recently for it to be in good fun.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

/Alex Carder poisons Chippewa

I GOT TOO MUCH BRONCO IN ME

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well that's murder. So.

(no racist mascot, thankfully)

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine, I promise you, was in good fun.

But as to the rest of your comment, agreed, 100%

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, most of our other rivalries I enjoy.

This one isn’t enjoyable at all.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry you feel that way.

I thought the tornados and tree poisoning showed how the fan bases would actually help each other out when things got out of hand. I know there are idiots out there, but it should not be that way on this site.

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Things like that just made me realize

that even being on top in that state isn’t worth it. Like Charles Barkeley said “we have an abundance of rednecks that ruin it for the really cool people”.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck 'em

They aren’t going to ruin my day.

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I won't be here for the entire MNCG taunting y'all, no.

Mostly because I don’t give that much of a shit.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Has Auburn ever used blue unis before?

Actually, Auburn HAS blue unis?

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

We wore them in the NC game last year.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's our home uniform. White-on-white is our away uniform.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Blue is their normal home uniform, I think.

Pretty sure LSU is the only one that normally wears the whites at home.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does he say things like that?

It’s mean.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

No Time to Dyer?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

THINGS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 7:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

WE GOT COWS!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Houston

We have cows.

/barners get out the stethoscope and grill.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Goddamn manhating shew phone ad

Just what we need to get in the football spirit

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

And I just realized it's AT&T...

Are we gonna see that woman gripe him out during every Cotton Bowl commercial break?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to prepare for party.

Happy new year, errybody. I’m sure I’ll drunjenly type to you in about seven hours.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

Holly Rowe blech

/barf

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

Because it's Waffle house

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Waffle House ad of any kind.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Shift+A

WAR DAMN EAGLE YALL! BEAT DEM YANKEES!

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

Nah.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

...Can't tell if trolling, or just never took American history.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OK, then no getting pissy when everyone from all those states with an SEC school is called a redneck, or trailer trash, or whatever.

Facts be damned.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

NOOOOOO!!!

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

If we're making dumbassed statements, I'ma be a dick about it

Sorry you got caught as collateral damage :-(

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It's cool.

I’m not trailer trash for a few more months at least.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Shut up yank*

*at least until next season

by bruinM on Dec 31, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy Shit.

Neither team is wearing a white jersey.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

UCLA-USC did that for years, and went back to it a few years ago

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

USC-UCLA

Not this year, but it’s normally a cool look

by emc503 on Dec 31, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston vs. AF a while back.

I think Keenum was the QB. Found out he was colorblind.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ew. Orange on orange on blue?

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Good evening all! I love drivin' my truck!

And for one night only i will care for Auburn

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Dec 31, 2011 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

I think this would be okay over white or orange.

But orange-over-blue looks weird, especially against a team wearing the same blue,

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by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh

Virginia derp already.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

3rd and long.

Completion for a first down.

Yeah, that’s my Auburn Tigers.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Cows, by about 700

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So 400 cows?

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

3rd and 8

Swing pass, screen for 12 yards.

GOD DAMN TED ROOF IS STILL AROUND!

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

3rd and 7

I feel a 20 yard pass play coming when LBs bite on play action.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

The Big East is now 21-15 against the SEC since 2001.

Wow.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:43 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

How much of it was WVU?

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

One game

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Three.

We split a home and home with them.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like Louisville/Kentucky is the biggest factor.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha.

Figures.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I figured there had to be some catch.

Also, not sure if that number includes Miami and Virginia Tech.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the cause of Dyer's suspension?

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by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Haterz.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Where he will be welcome

Gus already recruited the crap outta Arkansas. Now all those guys can go to Arky State.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

We coming for your Piggie recruits!!

Well, at least we’ll go after them. Honestly, we might get a couple head to head with the Hogs, but I’m more concerned with closing off the state to schools like Loser Tech, getting more into Memphis and keeping our pipeline in Alabama open. Any recruit we get from the Hogs is a bonus at this point.

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Dec 31, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait wait wait...

I’ve been gone for a while. We got our very own Arkansas State fan?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

Also, DIE IN A FIRE RED WOLF SCUM. GO MEAN GREEN. Caw CAW!

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Bring it on you damn buzzard!!

Although, I do look forward to seeing their new stadium next year. Hear it is nice.

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Dec 31, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

For a non-BCS school, it's an incredible stadium.

If you’re serious about going to the game, hit me up. I can tell you the two decent places in Denton.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the offer.

N. Texas is one of the games we send a crew to. There are times working at a TV station is fun. Press passes, getting paid to cover a football game, station pays for hotel. Although last time we didn’t make reservations before hand and had a hell of a time finding a place because it was the same weekend as Ark/A&M, Cowboys home game and Rangers playoff game.

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Dec 31, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't care if Arky State gets some good players

I was getting mad as hell at all the Arkansas boys going to Auburn.

Fuck You Kodi Burns, & OL whose name I forget! And I think Dyer is from Arkansas too.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

NYE:

grilled pork cutlets with rice and broccoli, followed by a train ride to local Irish pub (run by Irishmen, built by an Irish architect), then on NYD, fly to an undisclosed location in the Pacific Ocean

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

LULZ

This is a meme by now right?

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol least until after Cotton Bowl

That is a movie poster though xD

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly surprised that Gus is coaching this game for Auburn.

It’ll be nice next year for him to have a good QB to work with at ASU

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Dec 31, 2011 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

I think Gus could make Arky State a yearly Sun Belt champ

I still see him taking big Arky job sooner than later.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Petrino would never leave!

/coughs
/not due to horrible flu

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

EAT MOR CHIKIN

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

You don't mean that

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean that with every fiber of my soul.

IU basketball fans are the few people I cannot stand worse than UK basketball fans.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Surely you can't be serious

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

not sure if serious...

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to Purdue.

I ran into plenty.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

They talked shit last year. And the year before.

Also, Tom Crean has still never beaten Purdue. You’d think he was undefeated against us the way they talk.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a good squeakyfouls team?

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh...

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

#2 actually.

Sullinger came back. Which was basically your entire team.

by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 31, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We don't need a fourth Underworld movie

Remember when Kate Beckinsale had a growing career? Lolz Underworld movies & Adam Sandler killed that

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

I can think of a game or two where Auburn gave up some early scores and won.

All is not lost for you yet.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not this year.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, come on, one of the games I'm thinking of was this season.

It’s not the good one, mind you, but still.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm afraid so.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

TD HOOS!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

geez.... where have I seen that play before

/everyteamscoreslikethatagainstAU

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Dec 31, 2011 7:52 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Well, doesn't look like we're going to bother tonight.

Later Gus, later Dyer, later Roof.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

no

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but "Datone Jones" is an awesome name.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The latter. You're going to need it.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Vorbiti romaneste? Foarte bine! Sa te fut.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Says who?

I don’t think I’ve ever read that

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just pretention.

There are better beers, but for something widely available, this is high on the list.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is this an "or" situation?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Or is it half empty?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Easier to chug.

This picture was my college career.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You can't drop a shot glass in a full pint.

It will overflow.

Seriously, I’m not the only one who has seen an Irish Car Bomb, right?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just letting them be...

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I have.

We just did it with an almost full guinness

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

An Irish Car Bomb

Using Guinness?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

....what do you use?

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio State-Indiana

Best thing on TV right now

GO HOOSIERS!

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 7:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Indeed.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Induana. At this moment I love you.

I hate tOSU more than I hate Texas this year.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

All right, time to be social.

Happy New Year, you wonderful degenerates.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Don't burn the place down.

Oh, who am I kidding?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Dogfish Head is alright

But I gotta say I’m not a big fan of anything that tastes like coffee.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

I'll take some Moose Drool.

Problem is you can’t find that stuff down in FL.

by rasvar on Dec 31, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Or chocolate.

Beer should taste like beer.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Kind of wish I just bought Hofbrau now

But I can’t say it’s horrible. Also will keep me from slamming it back.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm anti dogfish head

but that’s just based off of some raisin monstrosity beer that I had one time.

WORST. EVER.

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 31, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Since you're in the distribution area.

I highly recommend anything from the Ithaca brewery. If you’re an IPA guy, then try that one first.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

And just fouled out.

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a party in the UVA?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn't wish that upon anyone.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

fuck

Clint Mosely limps off the field.
/grabs random tuba player to be qb.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

OSU 70 IU 69

1:35 to go

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Go Hoosiers.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I can has OSU loss?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather watch Auburn-UVA football

than OSU basketball, and I’m a Buckeye fan

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

There is basketball for three more months.

There is football for nine more days.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care

I’ve already heard people talk about not watching the MNC, so basically fuck them, if I hear bitching about there being no football in the offseason they can pound salt.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

But if he was betting on the Reds, how is it the same thing?

Shoeless Joe bet AGAINST the White Sox.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What, because I refuse to watch the farce of a title game I'm not entitled to complain about no football later?

That’s one hell of a non sequitur. (Not that I intend to do much complaining, as I’m pretty much an any-port-in-a-storm sports fan. Come August, once the Stanley Cup, Euro 2012, and the Olympics are all past, maybe.)

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll have MMOs, Baseball, Olympics, maybe the occasional NBA game

Plus National Signing Day, NFL Draft, all the old pro wrestling & MST3K

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

FARCE? FARCE? What do you mean?

You hurt me Sparty (but not as bad as we hurt you last year)……

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T DO IT

No one has anything new to say about this. Just let it die.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

*threatens everyone with a cattle prod*

Goddamn it Nick, see what you brought back up!

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You know exactly what I mean.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Yes I do.

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Before, the BCS has usually made the best of an impossible choice, or at least close enough to be debated.

That’s not true this time.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think quite a few people didn't watch in 2001.

Also, people will bitch about no football regardless of the NC. Why are you so upset about it? You root for Syracuse.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

And Purdue can't bring up... anything...

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No I just don't see why you are so upset about it

You sound more vehement than certain fans of teams IN the game

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you met Nick?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

No matter how much you polish a turd, it's still crap

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You Bedazzle it

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on Auburn, get your shit together.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

I think we both know that probably won't happen.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

all offensive linemen healthy all season

Is Mike London a Wizard?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 31, 2011 8:05 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHAHA

OSU Just derped up

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck yes.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

Nice punt block.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit, we're alive.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

BOOYAH

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

Stuart Scott?

This place is just overflowing with ESPN “personalities”.

IF CRAIG JAMES IS HERE I WILL FIND HIM.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Welcome

I am about to shoot something.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

From the hip

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yourself in the foot?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Herro

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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i saw a tom cruise movie

I prefer to think of it as I saw a movie with Jeremy Renner

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That new Mission Impossible movie?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

not bad. as long as you remember its a tom cruise mission impossible movie

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha-

I want to see the new Sherlock Holmes movie- it looks fun

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

was running a little late, that was the other option, MI started later

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes sense

I also want to see Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, for entirely different reasons

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think Burrito went to see that today.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate going to movies solo, so I'll have to wait

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously? do you at least sit next to your male friends?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's not the issue

I don’t go to restaurants by myself either- just seems like I’d be really sad the whole time

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind being a bit of a shut in

I spend all day “performing” as it were, so I get really tired after work.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

awwwwwwww.

a) just trying to give you a hard time
b) i don’t mind movies by myself, restaurants, i will just sit at the bar
/was once thought of as an escort when i did this in atlanta

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've sat at the bar before-

I usually only do that for football games, though- and I go to the OSU bar or the Browns’ bar

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Going to movies solo is fine.

It’s a fundamentally asocial activity anyway.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Totally agreed.

Not to mention sometimes I want to experience the film and not the experience. /pretention

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I'm not saying I disapprove of people doing it-

just that I don’t like to do so myself

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It is.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Was Simon Pegg funny in it?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

good comedic timing, yes.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy New Years, Chloe

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun fact: you'll want to put the tilde on that.

Or you might get a little more than you bargained for.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes. That was ... cause for humor in Spanish class in high school.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

happy year?

Feliz ano nuevo a tu

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Un an nou fericit a tu.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My Venezuelan friends omit the "nuevo".

Just like they omit their terminal “s” in almost everything.

by Counter Trap on Dec 31, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Bonne annee

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

a dammit now you correct me.

i blame the meat

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Phrasing

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

you know that doesn't work for me.

I mean actual meat.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I know- what'd ya have?

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

still cooking it technically, making lasagna.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

OSU GONNA LOSE

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

That was a touchdown. Not sure this really needed a review.

But I have nowhere to go tonight so whatever.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Looks like a TD.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Stands. WTDE.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

Hoosiers win!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Nancy's in Columbus is fantastic

It was about to close, I can’t remember exactly why, but it got saved somehow

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Auburn ball.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

so supremacist, perhaps you can explain this

why does AU use the BHotR/John Brown’s Body? seems awfully Yankee of them

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

The what now?

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Battle Hymn of the Republic

Took me a minute too

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school"

Sung to tune of Battle Hymn Of The Republic

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yeah but

I was thinking of the last day of school chapter in It. And the Battle Hymn line I bogarted directly from it.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Battle Hymn of the Republic

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

If you ask UGA we stole it from them.

both sides used the song in “the war” though by my understanding.

We sing “glory glory to old Auburn”

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And it actually fits the beat.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I know yall don't sing those words

but I was under the impression that it was predominantly a Union tune (John Brown’s Body certainly was, anyway)

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 31, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It is

The use of it in the South puzzles me as well

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn and UVA colors are, in fact, exactly the same

the more you know.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

Hello everyone

WAHOOWA

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Dec 31, 2011 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

New Exploding Dog

And she celebrates another UVA turnover

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww puppy

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever, my dog is awesome.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm 6'7", 235 lbs.

I would just look weird with a Pomeranian or something.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I accidentally adopted a miniature poodle/something mix though (long story) and he’s ended up being the most awesome dog ever.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldn't imagine keeping a large dog in New York City; just not enough space.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

A friend of mine-

In a studio, has a Great Dane. (She’s an Auburn grad.)

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

If you want an apartment dog

Greyhounds work great. They spend most of the day on the couch.

by Milk Steak on Dec 31, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure if serious...

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by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

He is.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Completely serious

Greyhounds are sprinters, most of the time they are incredibly lazy

by Milk Steak on Dec 31, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure if it applies to all sighthounds

I adopted a retired racer because I live in an apartment. He’s old enough now he doesn’t run at all anymore. Short hair, no hip problems since the’re built different. They can’t sit and don’t roughhouse but everything else is cool

by Milk Steak on Dec 31, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

NONONONONONO

Especially a retired one. They run chasing little furry cat like things.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine caught a rabbit

and a squirel in his younger days.

by Milk Steak on Dec 31, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant...

if I can’t roughhouse with a dog, it might as well be a cat.

by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 31, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not for you then

You can roughhouse a little but most of the time they just want to sit on the couch with their head in your lap and get a rub down.

by Milk Steak on Dec 31, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

also great if you can get a retired one

you can take them out once or twice a day; they sprint around then sleep

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Amazing how far one of those dogs can run up a tree,

while chasing a cat, before gravity overcomes them.

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I was about six years old, so would have to be a lithograph.

We had a bad ass cat when young. She kicked a lot of dogs butts, but when this whippet showed up in the yard one day and took off after her, she headed straight for a tree. Dog was really moving when he went vertical up that tree. Momentum worked for a second or so.

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Gravity always wins.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck gravity

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yuck Pomeranians.

I like Lab sized or bigger. Plus Corgies and Beagles.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 31, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

My dog is awesome!

Plus, when I got her, I was in an apartment complex that did not allow you to have a pet larger than 25 pounds

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you could totally pull off a small dog

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

/wants a mastiff

//wife has banned any dog that weighs more than her
///is saddened, thinks about all cake diet for wife

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

my brother has german shepards

big dogs = a WORLD of fur all over your shit

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Mastiff didn't shed

And I think Sadie’s gonna end up with short hair.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

////wife kills SEC Supremacist

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Bitches love icing

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bitches love whipped cream

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

This looks like Kristin Chenoweth.

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by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

got something against oklahomans?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Her forehead hasn't moved in years.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

can't argue against that

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

what's up stempke's brother!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

This

I love my St. Bernard. Can’t imagine having a smaller dog.

by East Coast Ute on Dec 31, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

REBUTTAL

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

And it's appreciated.

Just look at him, he’s so KEEEEEEYUUUUUUTEEEE

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks like he's another one of the presents.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He was very tired from opening presents.

The fake Louis Vuitton purse was not for him.

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Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Congratulations Trotter on the worst screen I've ever seen.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

Apparently all of Auburn OL thought there was encroachment on that play.

None of them left there stances

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

*their

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently nobody in the state of Alabama can kick a 45 yard FG

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

The fullback gets a little sugar.

I love you, Brad Nessler.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

dear Auburn fans making fun of our kickers

hahahaha

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Only if he repeats it four more times...

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sigh...

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

you never think you're gunna miss Leigh Tiffin

then he’s gone and you’re missing Leigh Tiffin

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

FLEA FLI--

Uh…you forgot the last part.

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

wait, I know Auburn D can be dirty and all

but that was just a lil baby shove

I mean this IS football

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

I’M HAVING A BAD TRIP MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 8:23 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Acid in the lobster?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ENGAGE ROBO NESSLER

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

He's a Cylon!

I’m a Cylon! OH GOD WE’RE ALL CYLONS

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Whoooa

NESSLER IN STEREO

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

thought I was having a stroke

glad yall heard that

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

At least this is an actual song.

And not something made up for a marketing campaign.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 31, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Philip Glass only writes tonal music.

It’s amelodic. Completely different thing.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Especially since thats the only part of it that gets played

And that commercial gets played more often than the Dr Pepper Pit bull one

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Great catch he shouldn't have made

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

Party: rejected

I really actually don’t want to drive with all the drunk folks in blowing wintery mix.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

WISE WISE MAN

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good decision!

Welcome back!

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Good idea

I also rejected party, but for different reasons (I have the Sudanese Death Flu)

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I rejected going out for weather also.

0.10 mile visibility in fog with drunks on road sounds like a bad thing to chance.

by rasvar on Dec 31, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

what the shit? where are you?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Silent Hill.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

no no, hell is clear and was 73 at 6pm

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

?

Hell, MI is 36 degrees right now.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

different hell.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Detroit?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

too cold.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The Special Hell

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Shepherd Book?

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

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by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that at George Bush Intercontinental

Or closer to the Chase Tower?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

here at my place.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Indiana?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

oof. so...bad...i'm sorry.

you’re not contagious are you?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You chose ... wisely.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That is a bad combination in your parts.

Going out for NYE is highly overrated anyway.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ohhh new debate

having wine with dinner, so beer now or drinks now?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

My first North Shore trip was just ahead of a blizzard.

It caught up to us around Two Harbors. The next two hours were driving in total whiteout conditions at 20-25 mph max. Fortunately, absolutely no one was crazy enough to be on the roads up there at the same time.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

TD WAHOOS

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

I seem to have contracted Captain Trips.

This is complicating my NYE plans.

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Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING

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by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

OMGWTF

Did that just? I don’t even…
Awesome!

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Offside.

No, lol, jk personal foul on Auburn again.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Since when do we have a screen game?

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

FTFY

Since when do we have a screen game?

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn's driving

but it seems to be on accident mostly.

I’ll take it.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 31, 2011 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Its a tribute to the Netherlands

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Okay.

Don’t know much Dutch history.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 31, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

for her, you, or everyone?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take one, thanks

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

/12 hands simultaneously high-five

//A&M and Mizzou deliberately excluded

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Dec 31, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Please.

We’re all black out drunk until the 10th.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Clever play is clever

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

Ah, Malzahn.

I’m going to miss your crazy short yardage bullshit.

Sometimes.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

He's fun.

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by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's annoying as fuck sometimes when we fail on a 3rd and 1

because we did some kind of weird muddle huddle bullshit offset I sucker toss instead of just being able to sneak it.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

guess who drinks it a lot in san antonio

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Manu Ginobili?

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by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WHAT

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

/opens beer

//falls to floor, holding hand, feigning injury

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Water is wet, Pope is Catholic, etc.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And thus begins my drinking.

Starting with a Sierra Nevada Beer Camp. It’s a Weizenbock.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

PAWWWLLL

JUS CAUSE THEY RUN THE STACHEW OF LIBERTY DON’T MEAN THEY AIN"T TERRORISTS, PAWL.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Damn it! I hate that Lexus commercial.

I just want to find a ’73 Pinto and give it to a friend with that damn song playing.

by rasvar on Dec 31, 2011 8:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Yugo.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Chevy Nova

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone should make a new thread.

I feel like I’ve more than pulled my weight.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

I knew that was coming.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Surprise onside!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

ONSIDE KICKS

THE YEAR OF THEM

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 8:43 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

THIS

Les Miles has some work to do

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 31, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

UT did the exact same thing against Cincy early this year.

Kicker recovered. It was great.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost as good as the one they used to beat Utah State.

THAT was a beautiful onside kick.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Dec 31, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That would require Auburn's defense to tighten up.

I have a feeling we’re in for Alamo Lite.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ESS EEE SEE TRICKERY

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by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK IT WE'RE GOING

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

(NEW THREAD)

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

Well, that was either a gunshot, or an extremely loud backfire of a car outside...

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

We had a big explosion outside randomly last night, sounded like about 2 streets over.

I….didn’t react well.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I can only imagine...

I just know that the dog’s trip outside is delayed at least a half an hour now

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can imagine that would be a bit unnerving.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It *might* have been fireworks.

But then again, I hate fireworks now, so…

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

We still here?

Mid-kid birthday party. Yay fun.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

just got back in. not going out tonight- the older I get, the less my appetite for stupidity

The twitter
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by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Amateur Night sucks

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

my idiot friend group wanted to go to a party and I said nah.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd love to go to a party.

But I need to wait another 20 years or so.

#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
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by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy birthday to little KG.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He's outside with IE, 2 other parents, and his sister and one friend.

Two other friends are playing with legos in the house, so that’s where I am. I guess the game is good, if onside kicks are working?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

He fumbled it in the end zone

Touchback

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

Thats a touchback

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

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