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obligatory fuck Auburn

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck Clemson.....

and alternatively

Cluck Femson

"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Beads?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

Bees?

Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481

by jokastrength on Dec 31, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

BEES!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 31, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

BEES BEES AND MORE BEES

ALL OVER THEY CRAWL
YOU SHOULD STOCK UP ON CANNED GOODS

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey #1

you know you moved up last night right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, what happened?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

do you not want to be #1?

you can go back to #2.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no.

I like being #1! Congrats on beating Iowa!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!!

ACS is now #2

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I will totally use this to lord over him.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/loses first game

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

you're still above MikeLew

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Anti-D3 bias, CHLOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i went to a d2 school you really think i just like the BIG names?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I just couldn't think of anything else to fit in that part of the complaint

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

At least you're honest\

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of that gif-

can we get Portia de Rossi back on our team? We’ll trade you- who do you want?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

your team?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

She's Ellen's wife

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes....i get that...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like her to be straight, so as to pretend I have a shot

Am willing to trade a straight celebrity of his choice

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Brad Wing

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN

MINE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

ACCEPTED

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ok there #3.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

Can we swing this trade so that he’s bi?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice pun there.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

actually i might let you have him.

he will tell me i look fabulous, hit on me, take me out for drinks and food, and i can still screw someone else

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You are extremely generous Chloe.

We thank you.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

well that way you get what you want, and i get what i want.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

<><><>

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

:(

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I meant that as a slam on us, not you, sweetie.

We all think you’re awesome, yet the vast majority of us are absolutely harmless due to being married/distant/PurWho.

In other words:

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

also, there are no women on the internet anyway, so what's the point?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Clearly, they can't handle the technology.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 31, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

./NOTLD Rifftrax'd

“Only a woman could wreck a car that wasn’t even running” “I’m kidding! I love women”

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

but you're our favorite creeper.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww *blushes*

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM NOT HARMLESS

I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND ANGRY

/glowers in the corner of mother’s basement listening to Marilyn Manson

by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

//updates deviantart page

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

spotify needs angrier ads for my lifting playlist

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

FIZZBITCH.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GUN!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mizzou puts down meth,

picks up power thirst

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And oblivious to the earth approaching at 2000 m/s

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Dec 31, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

/fistbump

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Proud to green.

And since you’re a man of God she can’t unload on you. Perfect.

by ElRocco337 on Dec 31, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i hate you.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Bostons are awesome!

Ours growing up was dumb as a brick, but awesome

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh, mine almost never barked...

ran into walls and slammed his head into things a ton, but not much barking

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

We got NCs in both Football & Squeakyfouls

I won’t even bring up our threeve track & field titles. Bring It!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Boom

I also would like to declare the Sugar Bowl the Aspartame Bowl for its obvious fake-ness

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Splenda Bowl

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

yesssssss

can this become a thing?

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

it sounds cheerier

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Butthurt Sugar Bowl.

Wow.

Enjoy your rec, sir.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

We at least sold out our Sugar Bowl tickets

Against Purdue no less!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats

I’d say Arky benefitted from having their game on a day that wouldn’t require them to miss work, but meth production isn’t the type of job that requires one to punch a clock at the job site.

by ElRocco337 on Dec 31, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Did y'all ever sell all your tickets?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

14k or so

Many fans bought tickets cheaper on the secondary market instead of through the school. The building won’t be empty.

by ElRocco337 on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhhhhh i was like "she IS on your team, she likes women too!"

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, gotcha

The phrase often used is that “so-and-so bats for the other team”

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of marriage, etc.,

this might be the best political trolling I’ve ever seen. Caution – does not imply any sort of political endorsement or belief, just that someone here has a wicked sense of humor.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I stood and applauded when I read that.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW DELIGHTFUL

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That is some spectacular trolling.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Awesome.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

not you specifically, but, uh, men of this here board.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I'm dating several standard deviations above, though I don't think I had that discussion

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

any of the women from last night's events are several standard deviations above you

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, why do you think I joined?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently Evolutionary psychologists think women pair up slightly down

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i was thinking about that the other night...it, sigh, actually makes sense.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The guys at work treat it like writ law, so it must be well replicated for Social psych guys to give Evo guys ANY credit

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I credit it to stockholm syndrome

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/I'll give that bitch Stockholm Syndrome

//bitches love Stockholm Syndrome

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'd rather have Anne Heche

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't we get her back?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Doubling down on the crazy, are we?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tech in shotgun again.

WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

That was ghetto as hell.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

And THAT's how you run a QB draw

Razzafrackin’ sissy ass slide nonsense, furk

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

BEES!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

bees...

Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481

by jokastrength on Dec 31, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, Iowa is 53 seconds from upsetting Wisconsin.

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Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

ON IOWA EVER TO THE FORE

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Something something IOWA!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

In the bouncyhoops?

Damn right I’ll root for Iowa in this case.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And that's it!

Iowa 72, Wisconsin 65 F

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it at Kohl?

Please tell me it was at Kohl.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It was on the road

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

IT. WAS. AT. KOHL.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OH BLESSED FUCKING DAY

Paging ACS, ACS to the glowing red courtesy phone please.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WHO HATES BO RYAN?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I DESPISE BO RYAN

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

WE HATE BO RYAN!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at the "Fuck Bo Ryan" game.

The first one, anyway. It was pretty amazing, despite the classlessness of it.

by mnHorn on Dec 31, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

the man sets basketball back 40 years. he is anathema.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like this is Iowa's

/puts on sunglasses

primary win.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Caucus

/pushes up politico glasses

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Romney Speed PAWWWLLL

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's best to ron away as quickly as possible.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This subthread needs to be Hermanated.

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I think I can go worse.

This one’s so bad I ought to be jailed without possibility of Perot.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

The Commentariat is Dole-ing out puns left and right.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Lets home Herman Edwards doesnt come and fuck something up

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Looks like Utah gonna be Huckabee'd

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What the Hayes do you expect?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ClownRutherFrauds.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

#BrainSlugParty

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure I understand the role of the hitch in an option offense.

Soft corner is what you want to run the option against. Why would you punish them for aligning that way in the 3-step game?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

Makes them tighten up, which opens up the deep ball

It’s like the dive in the option. Sets up the pitch.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, soft corner is harder to block

The WRs are usually blocking, and they want the guy close enough to lock up on him.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

But in that case, switch the A back and WR blocks

so the A-back is the one who’s going to block the CB anyway. Then, depending on where the safety is playing, it may open up the switch.

I mean, I guess it works. I guess I’m just less creative about it.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

See, that CO there is where the switch scheme comes in handy.

You block down that safety with the WR and he doesn’t make that tackle. A tracks to the CB.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

If you have a soft corner against the option you likely have both safeites down i.e. a 9 man front

cheap yards

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

So run rocket. Free yards.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

like Georgia Tech

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by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Furk

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by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Oh for the love of fuck.

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by The Missing T on Dec 31, 2011 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Oh Aggie...

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by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 2:54 PM EST reply actions  

EIGHT. SACKS.

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by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST reply actions  

sudden shift in emotional involvement

COME ON NORTHWESTERN

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM EST reply actions  

DO IT FOR THE MONKEY!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Bears,

Plz to not lose to the Fighting Sexboats.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

I think the LA Jaguars is more likely.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

They do have two stadiums at the ready...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The Freeway System was designed so that no one gets out.

no one.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The Los Angeles Fighting Sexboats

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i kinda prefer the name fighting sexboats

that’s a name i can get behind

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ITS THE SUN BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

Oh and since GT is playing, obligatory MST3K is obligatory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C16aLlB9kY

I love how Youtube has so many full length MST3K episodes

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

Keep circulating the links

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rowsdower Rowsdower, Rowsy Rowsy Rowsdower!

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by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

K-State vs Howard 50-18 at the half. Howard is not good at basketball.

And scheduling games at Kansas and at K-State not a good idea.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

yea K-State at a "neutral site" isn't even a good idea

…sigh

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by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Nerd touchdown!

Has it been discussed that Kane Coulter is a badass name?

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Dec 31, 2011 3:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

So Metallica allows their song to be used in Lane Stadium but not in a car commercial?

If they were going to use Sandstorm I’d prefer they do something with South Carolina.

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Dec 31, 2011 3:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

JESUS you damn nerds just score already!

under six minutes… all timeouts… very doable

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Aggies gonna Aggy

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 31, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

just gunna throw it out there

Texans stadium looks kinda badass

wouldn’t mind a neutral site opening game there

GET ON IT HOUSTON

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by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a nice stadium

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 31, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

TV tricks

I’m not impressed…kinda boring and soulless.

by Phocion on Dec 31, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

should have added a "for the NFL" qualifier there

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 31, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh

I’ve been in a ton of NFL stadiums, but I definitely like Gillette and The Murph better than Reliant. To me, there is just nothing memorable about the place.

by Phocion on Dec 31, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

so what was that aTm curse again?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

Oh please do this A&M.

Please do this.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I think they should have gone for 2 there.

You don’t know yet if it’s a one or two-score game, find out.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

I say save it

might be the Mike Shula in me but they had gotten to third and goal and you don’t know if you can put it in in that short situation

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to do it sooner or later.

If you’re down 9, you know you need two scores and can plan accordingly. If you’re down 7, you know you only need one and can plan accordingly. If you’re down 8, you don’t know.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

How many drives do you realistically have left though?

If you only have time left for one drive, why potentially make things a two-score game?

by ElRocco337 on Dec 31, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Two, if you have to play for two.

Granted, that requires desperation mode (and at least one onside kick), but better to know that you have to and act accordingly.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

It’s the right call mathematically, too

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Just to play devil's advocate

Obviously coach Fitz plays to the emotion of his team. Missing the PAT there kills the momentum they just built. Its an eggs all in one basket situation but I think it works in this situation as the underdog.

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Dec 31, 2011 3:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Tech in shotgun.

Do not like.

NEED MOAR FLEXBONE

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

option out of the gun

I think Paul got bored over the break, and decided to screw around.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

Opponent gonna spend whole time preparing for flexbone

So give ’em something new.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Please keep throwing the ball Aggie. Please.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

he could suit up and probably outplay NW's current linebackers

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 31, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

welp... not good

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

Does anyone know why the UofI team is in a state of anarchy right now?

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by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

Severance packages.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck ANYONE that reneges on contractual obligations because they think they can.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Making cutbacks

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Bees hitting their stride now.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN BEES!!!!!!!!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

TB BEEEEEEES

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Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2011 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

THESE FUCKING MORONS ARE THROWING THE BALL

Nick Saban just vomited blood

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

The blazing speed of Preston Lyons

GETS. IT. DONE!

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

Clock was already stopped. That's why it's a curious call.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh, missed that

had only just flipped over from the BEES

by Guynemer on Dec 31, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally good blocking frontside for the dive man.

That’ll teach you to scrape so hard for pitch, Utah.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

Errbody rotating with the orbit motion

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Utah defense = Kerbals

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

AGGIES GONNA AGGIE.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

A&M's gonna blow this game

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

Hmmm

Northwestern using the old 2008-2010 Michigan defense I see.

by Guynemer on Dec 31, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

Ooh, GT friends are back

Going to watch the rest of the game with them. Will be back for raeg and/or happy later.

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by The Missing T on Dec 31, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

yea just keep throwing the ball

wonderful gameplan

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by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

Holy fuck, Aggy. You are so dumb.

Really. You are so dumb. Really, really dumb. Really.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Fo Real.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

No wonder teams come back on them all the time.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ourch

Burnett just got dekrelnificated on a blindside block.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

SUP YALL

GO JACKETS

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Dec 31, 2011 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

Furk.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

holy shit aggies

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Furk

Nerdz hate aggy purp

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by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

furk

NW’s curse still going strong

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 31, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Aaaaand game

Furk. Emc hate agger purp.

by emc503 on Dec 31, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Hmm, looks like Aggy wins

Guess this counts as an ESS EEE CEE win over the BIG TEN, PAWL

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Not so fast my friend.

Blocked FG return for TD + 2-pointer to force OT is still in play.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

okay NOW we claim them

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

kickers

……sigh

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

firing sherman fixed these problems....

Never a dull moment

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Dec 31, 2011 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

fullback just blew up the backside lb

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

holy shit are you serious?

is this some christopher nolan bullshit? am I in Steve Spurrier’s dream where throwing the ball with a lead and the clock winding down always works?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Purple's secondary, Reverse A&M'ening, who really knows

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

When you're playing against NW's secondary, it might.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO TO THE MEGALOMART RIGHT NOW,WOMAN??

ERRYBODY UP IN THAR!! YOU AIN’T KNOW!

Hunger and Sobriety are now defeated for the rest of the year.

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2011 3:14 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

FIGHT HUNGER!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ow, looks like Burnett compressed his spine

I’ve done that a couple times playing football. NAWT FUN.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

Furk. Wildcat hate monkey purp.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 31, 2011 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

They have picked it up a bit.

Last drive was a piece of cake, and the d seems to have figured out Utah.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to go to the pool.

NW is still riding around with that monkey. That’s just sad.
See y’all later.

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Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

15 MINUTES TO SADNESS BOWL.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

15 minutes until I go for a five miler

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

illinois?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I am SO EXCITED.

Seriously. I’m not even kidding.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

still have 30 sec to derp

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Dec 31, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

1928 Rose Bowl

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

No,

I think Jim Thorpe was of the team by then.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

So, masochcists watch the Fight Hunger Bowl and

sadists watch the Liberty Bowl? (cause Franklin is a mean man)

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

THANKS AUTHOR

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

obligatory height tag

obligatory creepy

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

FIFY

First Only Lady of Texas A&M

by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Excellent

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

Why punt when you can draw them offsides?

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, Paul Johnson's "Draw them offsides play" actually worked!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit we ran the shotgun!

/behind on the DVR

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Dec 31, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Clemson went for it 3 or 4 times.

Dabo’s still sure that they’ll stop them on 4th down any day now.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Clemson...

but yeah, I saw that

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Great run Tev.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

Sun Bowl or FUCK HUNGER BOWL?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck Hungry Bowl

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TWIT

by Buzzrock on Dec 31, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean the UK- UL game today?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank the Jesus that game was at Rupp.

Drove through ’ville earlier today.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

some idiot called it the biggest rivalry in College basketball today.

It’s not even Kentucky’s biggest rivalry.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I hadn't realized UNC and Duke had called off their series.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I won't say it's the biggest because I'm too close to it so OF COURSE I think it's the biggest

But IU-UK is waaaaay bigger. I mean, my mom and two cousins went there, and they don’t give a rat’s ass about Louisville

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

the toilet bowl

It can clean your drunj, rather than force you into it

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Dec 31, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hunger for Bees!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Pffffffffffffffffffffff lulz.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN must be destroyed.

Bees it is.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

A fair point.

But I expect them to be tolerable because an SEC team is not involved.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/rooting for Georgia Tech, Illinois, Okie St., and Wisconsin from here on out

Just for the lulz. 0-7 bowl season!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 31, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

Ryan Tannehill!

coming to a shitty NFL team near you!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

his receivers will be a step down

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So... Redskins? Or Bears?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bears with new coach Chan Gailey!

feel the excitement

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

but not the cowboys.

they already have an A&M quarterback

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Lou Holtz hardcore trollin'

Texas A&M is “in Auburn’s class, in Vanderbilt’s class, in Tennessee, Kentucky’s class”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 3:26 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Who should feel more slighted about being on that list?

aTm, Auburn, or Tennessee?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

kentucky

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Dec 31, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

UT feels like they snuck in the back door

they’d be lucky to finish third in the SoCon

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Barners

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think Teddy stole all of Gene Chizik's teeth.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

T.R.olling?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

good on ya sir

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

title:

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

do want

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

GIS bully roosevelt

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by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

There are two of those five that have won a national title in the last 15 years 70 years.

by Ardbeg on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ETA: unlike Notre Dame

And those five teams, collectively, have an all-time winning record against Notre Dame.

by Ardbeg on Dec 31, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GUESS WHICH ONE DOESN'T.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

the one we actually played regularly?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Lou won that one though

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

deep breath

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

deep breath

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lou just lumped Auburn with aTm

oh god… it tastes so good…

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

Look, GT is impersonating you.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

kickers....

sigh

yea but at least the rest of our team doesn’t suck like Auburn

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

cool story bro

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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet chick fil a bowl bid

good luck avoiding that sixth loss

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

And thank you for reminding me why Alabama has jumped USC on my shit list.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

it's Auburn

we hate Auburn

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

COME ON GUYS...

WE’RE OBVIOUSLY JUST JEALOUS OF HOW GREAT ALABAMA IS. WE SHOULDN’T HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE THE GREATEST THING EVER AND OUR LIVES WILL NEVER BE AS FULFILLING AS THEIRS.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I think it is the 15 championships that make them so great.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

/can't buy liquor on sunday

//huffs paint instead

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And you wonder why people hate you.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless you're going for the stereotypical Bammer thing.

Which is really annoying and not trolling, for the record.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Essentially.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

well yes and no

I mean yes I will actually be cheering against Auburn and no very few people are actually…. goddammit another missed kick… but after the long running gif of the scoreboard from last years Iron Bowl…

not too happy with the Auburn faithful

worst part? hosting people at my house – plenty of Barners are going to be watching the game with me tonight…

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, we at least deserved our Peach Bowl bid.

I’mma hang up and listen.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

haha christ

not touching that one anymore

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

I’m glad I live in Michigan and not Alabama anymore. Shit got too real for me this year.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. That's basically what it's like.

Though Georgia isn’t much better.

LOL U WEARIN A CENTRAL MICHIGAN SHIRT WE BEAT THEM THREEVE YEARS AGO WHAT GO TO GEORGIA NAW MAN IM JUST A FAN BUT FUCK CENTRAL MICHIGAN GO DAWWWWWWWGS YEEEHOOOO

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You might want to stay out of Kentucky then.

“Purdue? They ain’t won a national championship in basketball, why don’t you root for UK?”

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I hate Kentucky. So we're good.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Maclin maclin maclin maclin maclin maclin maclin.

Maclin? Maclin maclin maclin maclin maclin maclin maclin, maclin maclin maclin maclin?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Central Michigan?

Is that part of the land newly surveyed under the auspices of the Northwest Ordinance?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's one of the square parcels yes.

One of those what still has natives livin’ on it and such.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

getting out of Birmingham

hell getting out of Alabama

has been a goal for a while

might give me a healthy dose of perspective

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

A large chunk of us hated Auburn for posting that stupid-ass Iron Bowl shit all the time too

because, really, most of the country doesn’t give a fuck what happens in your state

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

kickers...

…sigh

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, this seems as good a time as any to write my thank you notes...

I’ll be back later, folks

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST reply actions  

WHY IS THERE AN ALABAMA COMMERCIAL ON MY TV

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST reply actions  

Is it like Mississippi State's?

YOU TOO WILL GET IN TO MISSISSIPPI STATE.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

we are EVERYWHERE

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The Sadness Bowl per USA Today's Bowl Preview:

“Fading teams seek final spark as interim coaches square off.”

Oh. I’m excited.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST reply actions  

This game really should be played in the Metrodome.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Preferably during a terrible blizzard with two feet of snow on the roof.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It would be fitting.

What a dreadful place.

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nay!

Cleveland Municipal Stadium!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no, no.

The Pontiac Silverdome requests your attendance.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought that was First Take with Skip Bayless..

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We talk about real sports here son.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And sometimes the NBA too.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

occasionally hockey

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You shut your whore mouth

/cross-checks Londonjoe into the bench

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Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

/Sportsgeek complains of "concussion like symptoms" and can't even finish 30 second shift

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Please, Crosby is a bitch.

Yzerman played the 2002 playoffs on one knee and led the Wings to the Cup.

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Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

nobody can skate for a minute anymore. pussies.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't watch hockey, do you?

I see guys skating for a minute at a time all the time, especially on the power play.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

naw, most changes are a minute at a time. there's been talk about changing the rules on it to lessen the number of changes

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wut?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

09

Western finals against the Bhawks

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

And in typical Lidstrom fashion, nobody knew a damn thing about it until the playoffs were over.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

/LeBron injures finger

//out 2 weeks

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Then there was this.


/playoffs

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

who is the kid down south

who had his nose destroyed this spring?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/londonjoe uses fouls as his primary endgame strategy

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Which reminds me:

Caps are 10th in the Eastern Conference. Ted ain’t blogging nearly hard enough.

by Chris Pendley on Dec 31, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

In the West, Bruce Boudreau snickers

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I have been to the Silverdome since the Lions left.

It was not heated in January. It is a cathedral of misery.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

christ I love that place

but it should really be blown up

build UAB a new stadium or something just kill that giant grey monstrosity

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The U of Ala. BOT will get right on that.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a reef in Lake Erie now

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

After the roof caved in.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The fuck was that, Utes?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

I just sampled some Wal-Mart chicken

Now I’m all kinds of miserable

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

*throws up for you*

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I've had Wal-Mart deli chicken

It’s not that horrible, but I have a stomach of steel

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

There are at least fifty alternatives that would taste better

But it’s not terrible by any means.

My insides, however, are ruined for the foreseeable future.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Truly, the Detroit of the South

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

As does Louisville.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Louisville would be the mistake by the lake but for the lack of lakes

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I know the chief foreclosure hawk for a bank down there. business is good.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

While I'm skeptical of "MOST DANGEROUS CITIES OMG" lists

A couple lists still have Detroit over Memphis, but not by much.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Shit, Flint's more dangerous than Detroit.

Motown isn’t even the most dangerous city in Michigan.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

shit, Gary

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Anchorage and Juneau can be rough as shit. stay away from the locals

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've been there at night and not wanted to be there.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're in the right sections of Detroit it's not terrifying.

I’ve taken great pains to avoid the other sections, though.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean this was around the ballpark

right outside that section seemed really shady

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you.

Most of the crime is among people who know each other. It’s not like there are people lurking in downtown or near the sports stadiums waiting for suburbanites to shoot.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

To determine how dangerous Memphis really is you'd have to go to Memphis.

This is not a good idea. The State Department has issued a warning and will not be there to help you when things go sour.

by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Memphis: Jakarta without the charm

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

UCLA has a tradition of skipping practice?

Well there’s your fucking problem, UCLA.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I call it avoiding injury,sir.

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

IMMA GO RACK UP MILLIONS IN GAMBLING DEBTS AND GO PLAY IN TURKEY NOW

by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm sure Turkey is perfectly nice and not a sun-baked hellwaste.

You know, like Texas.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BUT IT'S TRADITION

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE UCLA FAMILY PAWWWWWWL

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Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My dad's friend wears his rose bowl rings EVERYWHERE

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, cameraman with a Bills t-shirt.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

truly fighting hunger

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Norm Chow into the fun section of the play sheet.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

Miss Norm Chow.

Would love to have him now with Locker.

/titans fan

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

are they glowing on the screen?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Illinois's used to gimmick games.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hooray for One-Way Wrigley.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

/talk about great Illinois defense

//give up 30 yard pass on 3rd and long

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:38 PM EST reply actions  

occasionally tuck and run.

PROFIT

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

We've got cockfingers

How about you?

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Blatant offside is blatant

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

If UCLAs QB is a Prince . . .

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

...and their ex-coach is a princess...

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 31, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's not Mora is it?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

not unless they want...

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

"This is a baseball stadium not a conventional football stadium...."

They did have Cal for a few games! No? No good?

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

UCLA's playbook:

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:41 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

/Chianti Khan confiscates and burns all books

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/hires dan brown to write the history of ucla football

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

New Mexico is jealous

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 31, 2011 3:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Jesus

I just now noticed Tecmo Bowl only had nine players a side.

by Guynemer on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

haterzzzzzz

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/picks self up

//fucking cut blocks

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I played offense, mostly

5’10", 135 lb receiver, coaches thought it would be funny if I ran every tunnel screen.

by Dawg from Canton on Dec 31, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently this is a feature of the Bryan Kelly offense I really, really don't want to see.

so basically joel Mchale without the height and weight. the nose tackle pry hit you without even realizing it.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

The kickers in this GT game, they are not so good.

Utah bounces one in off the upright from 25 yards.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

So UT should be in the NCG?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

The worst year ever only has 8 hours left.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

One more real good time, why not?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey KSU! This is you come Cotton Bowl!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

haha awesome

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This made me laugh.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Arkansas after the game

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Eat up!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

VT not really, they helped show the BCS has nothing to do with the best teams in the country making the bowls.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

But of course Michigan should be in, based on the criteria the Sugar Bowl dude mentioned of selling more tickets.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

VT has sold a little more than 10,000 tickets. The other 4,000 tickets being reported as sold

are being purchased by VT and the ACC to donate to military in the NOLA area.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. That was beautiful.

This game is everything I thought it would be.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:44 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Apparently, no, Gary, you and Verne are NOT big time.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

.

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 31, 2011 3:44 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

"This is not going to be the Alamo Bowl"

I don’t think we’re gonna get 67 YARDS, let alone points.

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2011 3:45 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Can't take it anymore

Switching to Stoke v Wigan

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 31, 2011 3:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

whoooooooooooooooof

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

make you a rugby man, that match

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That's over

Now Liverpool v Newcastle

That should be better

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 31, 2011 4:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

WHARRGRABBLE

also Patrice Evra can go fuck a cactus

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

My near total ignorance of the sport ruins your jokes

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 31, 2011 4:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He'll accuse you of being racist for not genuflecting before him.

He won’t say anything during the game when he’s writhing around on the ground in mock agony, though.

by ElRocco337 on Dec 31, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

The Graphite Hunger Bowl?

Who the hell is hungry for graphite?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 31, 2011 3:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

ME!!!

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Dec 31, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

really. I don't want to eat graphite

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

my pencil sharpener

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 31, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

they should hold the bowl in Chechnya or something

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

District 9.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of which

I read about how some random oligarch bought up Eto’o and a couple other good players for his podunk Dagestani team. Eto’o and friends have to fly in for each game from Moscow because Dagestan makes Detroit look cheerful.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. Anzhi. they have a crazy basketball team and were looking at players in the US. I really wanted to pick up JR SMith

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

FC GROZNYY AINT SHIT PAWWWWLLLLL FUCK THEM COMMIES ROLL TAHD

IMMA HANG UP AND LISSEN

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

PAWWWL ZENIT KICKED THEM CHECHENS ASS

/any joke involving Russian sports and Chechens gets spidery quick

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

/joke explodes

//yeltsin sends in the tanks
///drunj

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Juat switched to that one and

now I am blind.

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Julian Burnett is not Tech's best defender

He makes the most tackles, because he hustles, but he’s short and not super fast. Can’t pass defend AT ALL. Quayshawn Nealy, the R-freshman who’s in as his backup, is a MUCH better athlete, and nearly as good a football player.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

Did I miss something?

The online stream appears to be showing a live shot of Purdue’s campus at the moment. Or is this the problem?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Slavering BJ preview of Bama-LSU

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

PICk

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Dec 31, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW DELIGHTFUL

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 31, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

Second derp of the day goes to Illinois

Brought to you by cockfingers

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

dey talking bout my game!

and they all pick LSU

BLASPHEMERS!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

So did reality.

NEXT-LEVEL TENSING MANEUVER

by Erik T on Dec 31, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OK, Napa boycott ACTIVATED.

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

read that as great american "bush"

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not Allison Brie

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

These guys disagree.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

/flips a coin

Bees-Mormons Random Bowl or Moras-Zookless in the Misery Bowl…

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

I decided on misery.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 31, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

So did Annie Wilkes

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Utah is where the not-Mormons in Utah go to college

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

What does that make Utah State?

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost as good as Auburn

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 31, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

goddam onsides kicks

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Dec 31, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Jumped-up junior college

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 31, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

So

non sec Miss State then

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Dec 31, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Misery it is

Back and forth action, all up and down the field!!

Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"

by Another damn Dan on Dec 31, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

When Joseph Fauria is your best tight end

it’s pretty bad.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

It's Illinois

You just answered your own question.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Liberty features Casey of of Casey and the Sunshine Band

sans sunshine band

he looks kind of like buzz bissinger

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 3:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Official thread, yo.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 31, 2011 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

Buzzrock hate bowl games purp

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Dec 31, 2011 6:02 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

ZOMG WTFBBQ!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 31, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

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