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FUCK YOU IOWA
Except Stanzi who is actually America and thus exempt
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 30, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
No, I am Sparticus!
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
I AM SPARTACUS
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
GORRAMMIT, I'M SPAKLYDUST!!!!!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
BAWB Gernguskane, Ahtellyuwhat,
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
12 hours until the "Dream Game" is renewed...
Bring it, Louisville Community College.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST reply actions
I am pretty disappointed in our team so far, to be honest
It’s time for us to hit our stride already.
Sposed to be SEC
Teague is getting better every game
so the turnovers are down, and MKG is fantastic. If Jones would quit moping out there and play hard every trip down the floor, they’d be great.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
I want to see Cal pull him out of the game the first time he makes one of those dumbass moves
where he picks his dribble up in a double-team on the low block and has to heave a shot at the underside of the rim.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
you mean, May
just in time for the Draft!!
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I reject Iowa and all their works.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2011 11:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And all of Ferentz's empty promises?
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
by Big Grizz on Dec 30, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I do reject them.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You don't come on EDSBS and talk to a man like LSUFreek like that!
by Lucas Jackson on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he was doing Saban gifs two at a time!
The Bama fans were having a hard time getting through to FInebaum
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 31, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And see, I went to the actual Catholic-ness of it
Didn’t get to the Godfather part until a beat later
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Today, the EDSBS family pays its debts. Time to pay for Leach, Craig.
by Counter Trap on Dec 31, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can you get me off, for old times?
Can’t do it, Kirk.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
*off the hook
makes more sense.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Berman is Connie
which makes James Barzini
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
So is Saban Clemenza?
Could totally see him garrotting someone in a car.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
I can't.
He’d have to reach over the seat.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
if they put phonebooks in the backseat
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
8Ball is Sonny
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And, of course, Mike Stoops IS Fredo.
by Counter Trap on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Mike Stoops needs to become the head coach at Boston College
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
BTW, text sent
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
All sorts of phone fun, huh?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Cat chewed through one phone charger.
Wife is using the other, which is mostly chewed. I haven’t taken my new one out of the box because of that fucking fur covered poop factory.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Local Chinese restaurant?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mike, how do you find these places?
Carl Pelini told me about this place. He brought me here. I didn’t believe him, but seein’ is believin’ huh? Old man Bo would never come to a place like this, but Carl knows these places like the back of his hand.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
My father knew Bill Snyder...he respected him.
Your father knew Bill Snyder. Your father coached with Bill Snyder..but your father never trusted Bill Snyder!
by Lucas Jackson on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The old man thinks he's gonna coach forever
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 31, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
K-State Biology has been working on cloning...
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
I never thought you were a bad announcer, Blackledge
I thought 8Ball, rest in peace, was a bad mascot
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And I could totally see 8 ball getting taken down in an ambush at a tollbooth
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Rameses is a pimp.
He never could have outfought 8Ball.But I didn’t know until this day that it was Sebastian the Ibis all along.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
And I think this goes here
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
You have to answer for Leach, Craig. You set him up for the ESPN family.
Bayless is dead. So is Pam Ward. Matt Millen. May. Corso. Today we settled all EDSBS business so don’t tell me that you’re innocent. Admit what you did.
by Lucas Jackson on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Do you think I'd make Adam an orphan?
No, Craig, you’re out of the football business. That’s your punishment. I’m putting you on a Senate campaign in Texas. I want you to stay there. Understand? Only don’t tell me you’re innocent because it insults my intelligence.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Why Corso?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Corso?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
roflmato
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
ALL I DID WAS SELL OLIVE OIL
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/flys SVP's brother in from Sicily for the hearing
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Buffer? Yeah, we got a lot of "buffers" at the WWL!!
/glances nervously at Rusillo.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Iowa can suck my ridges.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions
Are you a Klingon?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Either a Klingon
Or a Lay’s potato chip.
Either is pretty creepy.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
I thought Ruffles had ridges?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
R-R-Ruffles have r-r-ridges.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Hivey
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
RUFFLES HAS RIDGES
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Right, I forgot...
HEY DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT ARE YOU A KLINGON OR A POTATO CHIP
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Both
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
SHOTS FIRED
/begin 300+ comment argument of Wars vs Trek
Also, did anyone see the episode of Hoarders where the lady lost her shit over a Darth Tater getting thrown away? Excellent television, that.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Stay of execution for Iowa
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
So...
Who has any good vegitarian meals or anything with good protein? Have a friend who is stupidly giving up meat, but has no idea how to get protein. Any help?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Some of the Thai food?
Nope. ALL OF THE THAI FOOD.
Vegetable and peanut curries are your friend.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
not usually vegetarian. Indian (particularly south Indian) food tends to be properly vegetaria
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You can usually get Thai food with tofu, although I don't know if that's "authentic".
Indian has the most options, though. And is also delicious.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Then the stuff I had was fusion, because it was quite vegetarian.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
beans
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i would guess Indian food is a good way to go
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Met-RX Big 100 bars for life.
But other than that, beans and dairy help, and tofu can be substituted for meat in some things. (It’s not as bad as you think, as long as you don’t expect it to be something that it isn’t)
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Raw nuts.
Check to see which ones have the most protein. I usually eat Walnuts, Pecans and Almonds.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
for meals?
Shes been eating pizza and PPJs which are really not that helathy
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
So she is not giving up dairy? What about eggs and fish?
Some flours can have high protein content but you have to read labels.
If she is going vegetarian, she probably will need lots of new recipes and things to eat because the ‘typical’ foods that Americans eat are not necessarily that healthy.
This site might help her. USDA nutrient database
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
ooooh
showing her this. thank you
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Have her look at Veg The Green Grocers Cookbook as well.
But Indian food is going to be her friend if she wants to stay healthy.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Fantastic.
There goes us eating together…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Not a fan of Indian food?
To each one’s own, but I love it.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I work with two ladies from India
both always bringing in dishes, nothing has ever gotten me to say “hey i would rather have that on a given night than grilled chicken or a burger”
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Going vegetarian is not a bad idea in and of itself.
But it is not the same as the typical American diet.
If she is serious about staying vegetarian, then she needs to figure out how to cook for herself and to enjoy salads when she eats out.
As I mentioned raw nuts are the best source of protein you can find if you do not eat animal products.
Best definition of vegetarian is ‘more meat for me.’
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Find another friend?
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Still eating fish?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
nope
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Hmmm, all the legumes then, I guess
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
do you live in an area that has good Asian food and high quality tofu? get it!
Also, some of those fancy grains that are sorta hippyish have protein: quinoa, amaranth, etc. um, also, google search is your friend.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
tried google
shes like “eww tofu” and “eww fish” so i figured i will ask some real people lol
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
So, this is going to go well for her.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
She's one of those
“I saw Food Inc. and now I’m a vegitarian” types. It will probably last a week tops
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
you duty
is to hasten her failure of will by eating everything delicious and animal-derived in her presence
By frying bacon. Lots of bacon. No one can resist.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Bacon for every meal
You win because bacon. She wins because bacon is forgiving and willing to accept her back in spite of her betrayal.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well
i guess im going to buy some bacon tomorrow. Thanks guys
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
ALL THE BACON
Seriously. Those people annoy me. And quit giving tofu a bad name by making crappy tofu and trying to turn it into a burger or a steak.
IF YOU WANT A STEAK OR A BURGER, EAT MEAT, PEOPLE. TOFU CAN BE DELICIOUS BUT NOT LIKE THAT. AND NOT IN A DAMN BOX.
/off soapbox
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, this, too.
Soy cheese is an abomination, as cheese should only come FROM A COW AS GOD INTENDED.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Are you badmouthing goat cheese?
Because goat cheese is DELICIOUS
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
What about goats and sheep? They make some good cheeses too.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
I eat only the finest dwarf giraffe cheses
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
West African or East African?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
West. more organic and pure.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
laden or unladen?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
First of all, I'd like to congratulate you gentleman
for a baller ass spread filled with goat cheeses I’ve never even seen before.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Yes, this is true. I exaggerate.
It’s my Wisconsinite blood.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Goat cheese is good. I like goat cheese. The key is it's made from milk, from an animal. Not soy.
Fresh tofu is awesome, and you can do a lot with it. Tofu cheesecake is fabulous. Tofu poundcake? I’m there. But we had a neighborhood tofu guy, who brought it around like the ice cream truck. I understand why people in the majority of the US have such a negative image of tofu. It’s just not what tofu is supposed to be.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Imma rec this.
Wish I could rec it more than once.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
BACON IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
This is probably going to have to involve synthetic supplements.
Which I imagine someone like that will despise.
/not that kind of vegetarian
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I'd just go ahead and sleep with her
Girls who make rapid ideological changes on small bases tend to fall for easy psuedointellectual ploys.
Sposed to be SEC
what if she's tall?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
damn if she isn't currently sleeping with one of my best friends
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Then she's his problem.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
you haven't met Mr. South have you?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It was a compliment. A landisism, if you will
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
that had the cadence of an insult
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
They know each other in meatspace
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
define:meatspace
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
trusting you...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Avoid Meatspin like the plague.
Just take it on faith.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
that and lemon party, never will i ever
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
got mango stasi to go there the other day
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
place without vegetables.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
from places other than EDSBS
“real life”, if you will
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
like im gonna click that
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
It's just a definition, I swear. A link to the Jargon File.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
screen shots are a gift from god
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I'll blockquote it.
The physical world, where the meat lives — as opposed to cyberspace. Hackers are actually more willing to use this term than ‘cyberspace’, because it’s not speculative — we already have a running meatspace implementation (the universe). Compare RL.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
hm...
i may let that be one of those things I never understand. And I am OK with that
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
They are two people who know each other, that both happened upon EDSBS
It’s just a computer term for “in real life”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ohhhh
understood. That sort of happened to me over at TC where a commenter was the BF of a good friend
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Meatspace comes from "Neuromancer"
It’s a William Gibson novel that conceptualized an internet and internet junkies back in the mid 80s.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
WHO HERAH TALKIN BOUT MEATSPACE????
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The hotness of the girl and the quality of the friendship are the variables of importance here.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
...
Defriend her in real life?
I tend to get intolerant of people like that real fast.
Sposed to be SEC
bro your friend is like a goalie
he is there but that doesn’t mean you can’t score.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
whoo soccer player jokes
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Could be a hockey player joke.
Are you southerners familiar with the game of hockey? It’s kind of like soccer, but played on ice with sticks and pucks by teams you fuckers stole from places where people actually followed the sport and went to games.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And you can hit people and they (usually) don't act like they got shot.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you mean like Sidney SV Crosby?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FUCK THAT CRYBABY
HE CAN’T GROW A PLAYOFF BEARD THEREFORE HE IS NOT A MAN
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
the sand in his unmentionables has knocked him out for the rest of the season?
WHAT SAY YOU, MR. CHERRY, DEFENDER OF ALL THAT IS MANSOME?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Title.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I LOVE THIS I LOVE IT I WOULD REC IT AGAIN IF I COULD
I saw it yesterday. linked it here. if only they replaced his head with the kitty
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I said "usually".
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I mean, did the Whalers or North Stars actually win anything? Hmm? Clearly, the move south was good for them and the league.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's not like Hartford is a weeping shithole or anything.
And anyone in it will tell you the Whalers were thisclose to winning it all. They just needed more time.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
The entire state of Connecticut can fall into the fucking ocean.
That is all.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
except Block Island
Oh wait that’s in Rhode Island. What he said.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's not the worst place in Connecticut.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
I mean, this is a state with New Haven
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If you ever go to "hard-hittin'" New Britain
take a gun. A large gun.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Please dont ever speak of New Haven
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
A single sentence can speak volumes.
This is one of those sentences.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
I will say that Darien and New Canaan are lovely
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The league did so well in the years that followed those moves.
Revenue skyrocketed as fans flocked to southern stadiums to see the fast paced, exciting neutral zone trap. This culminated in the 2004-2005 season, which many people consider to be the greatest, most exciting event in the history of sports.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well it was exciting because we didn't have a season. much like not having an NBA season.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm not too old to come find you, son.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
haha sure?
apparently this pick up line worked on a girl who had a boyfriend. i don’t even know.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Please tell me the word "bro" was used in the execution of this.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
haha i'm not sure at all. i just heard the story
i need to watch my mouth, but i mentioned i don’t like going to a certain night club because it’s 30+ year old men hitting on drunk 18 year old girls. apparently my roommate’s friend’s boyfriend is…..much older than us and then asked her if he creeped her out when he hit on her. apparently that is the line he used.
i don’t really understand.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Hived
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
lets just say she's not my type?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
i wasn't really being serious, haha.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
I believe Mr. South is
mildly scary lol
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I'm guessing because she's the type who made this type of decision?
Smart man!
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
hahaha
lets go with that!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Boyfriends are like goalies
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Does your roommate ever use the pseudonym "Pain in the Sash?'
this chick sounds familiar.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
She's gonna eat a shit ton of macaroni and cheese and get really fat.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Is she rich? Tell her to shop at Whole Foods. They're all earth conscious and everything.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
haha
her mom shops at publix
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
just out of curiosity, how old is said friend?
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
minus three
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
you hang out with teenagers?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
we're about 1.5 years apart in age
i’d say its ok
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
yeah, our babysitter is about the same age, says the only thing she'll eat with eyes is a potato
(she’s from idaho). But she’s also anemic much of the time which endlessly frustrates her mother (who I’m friends with). Idealism like this changes quickly when you have to start buying your own food
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
I think she's great, but I want to slap her over that.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
oh kids raised in Hawaii...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Fresh seafood available and you only want to eat fruits and veggies.
Oh, the huge manatee.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Fresh seafood...
… and great local beef, too. Seriously.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Maui Beef FTW
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
She's not raised here. Moved from Japan just a few months after us.
She was our babysitter in Japan too.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
But fresh seafood ... sigh...
and probably good sushi.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Fresh, good seafood? Yes.
Sushi is…different here. You can get good sushi, but the vast majority of sushi places are awful.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah but I'm not sure I trust the sushi places in KS.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
If there's a decent airport, with lots of daily flights from places like seattle, it might be ok. maybe.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
There is supposedly a good place in MHK,
but the last place I saw that had sushi … it was not fish based.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
sushi doesn't have to be raw fish. just sayin
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
The items I've had that I liked were fresh and had fish.
Plastic container with expiration date in the grocery store, I’ll avoid.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
the grocery sushi near me has stepped up quality lately.
some rolls have things like srircha mayo
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
I would never, ever purchase pre-prepared sushi that had actual raw fish in it.
You don’t know how that shit’s been handled, yo.
I’ll eat non-raw, non-fish sushi at many places just for the economy of it, but I will not go authentic unless it’s a reputable place with an actual Japanese chef who’s at least 10 years older than me.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
Srircha has graced my fridge since college
Low these many years; and ketchup never has.
by wazzu93 on Dec 31, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A fine set of life decisions.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
it caters to local taste. which is, well, lacking. Good stuff is available, but
you will pay a small fortune for it.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
It's not the quality of fish. It's the quality of work.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
To be fair, you're talking to two people who lived in Japan for several years.
It’s not like they moved to HI from Chattanooga or something.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Troof. This man has it.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
I blame the tourists.
(Of course, I’m a tourist when I go there. But I try to avoid the tourist crap.)
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
It's not the tourists. The tourists know good sushi. They're 75% Japanese, after all.
It’s the locals.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
didn't hawaiians invent the bento box?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Do not make me hurt you.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
so no
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
you're not serious right? please say no
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
I mean I really thought they had. all the kids from Hilo had them at lunch growing up
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hawaii certainly uses the word enough, that I understand
how you’d think that. Especially if you don’t have a background in Japanese.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Hmm...
… explanation accepted.
Seriously, there are Japanese people everywhere. It’s too bad they won the war.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
they didn't win the war. Just the peace.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
EVERYVAN VASS ON VACATION!
/I know, Family Guy.
//I’ll risk it.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
that is the best episode
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We have always been allies with Japan.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
They fought the Russians back in the day.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right?
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Yes.
/conveniently ignores ass-kicking at Nomonhan
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Bit of a preview for 6 years later
Not that it really counts to join a war right after the opponent gets nuked
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Didn't matter fuck all for Manchuria.
That was the Sovs showing us they weren’t getting soft looting eastern Europe.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
Youre not one of those Japanese soldiers that still doesnt know the war is over, right?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
they were in Indonesia and Malaysia up until the 50's apparently. no radios or something.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There was a 3 man squad that basically had the run of about a 100 square miles of Luzon jungle until the mid 60s.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
I think they heard signals or we dropped flyers or something too
But they thought it was fake American propaganda and didnt listen to it
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
last one came out of the jungle in 1972.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Led Zeppelin was in town?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
According to our son who is drawing from his love of all things
transportation, and who recently visited the USS Missouri, KG is the captain of a Japanese battleship, so maybe it’s all perspective.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Better than getting sushi in a gas station
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
Spam Musubi for the win!
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
What is this I dont even...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Sold in fine 7-11s and everywhere else in this island!
it’s sushi-like
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
I will be the first to admit that I enjoy spam
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
they have a SPAM JAM festival here in Honolulu.
no. seriously.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
That looks terrible
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
well, they usually marinate the spam in teriyaki sauce, but if you
are not a fan of spam or rice, spam musubi is probably not for you. But I will say that it’s better than it looks.
/ate spam as a kid.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
I think Mississippi calls that bait.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, We eat PLENTY, let me tell you!!! and it's all ono AND pono!
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
well, me too, but that's completely different!
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Celebrity crush? Are we back on this?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Allowed.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Then anything she says or does is invalid and stupid.
Just the facts of life.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Sounds like my sister
who was a “vegetarian” that ate nothing but cheese pizza and cheese fries for about a year.
Then I cooked her a steak and that was the end of it.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
aw hell
now i want steak. Which reminds me we got Omaha Steaks for Christmas from a relative. Tomorrow night… can’t wait!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
there's a nothern Indian dish called gobhi perata that's pretty high in protein (fried bread stuffed with cauliflower).
the batter has to be fermented though
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Decent quality protein shake mix (for untz untz untzing)
Can make a decent shake with that, some yogurt, ice, honey, and a 1/3-1/2 bag of frozen berry blend (banana/strawberry or blueberry/raspberry/blackberry) sold in most grocery stores.
Sposed to be SEC
Stock up
On stuff like those Protein Builders bars, they can be used to give you a large chunk of what you need a day and then you can just get the rest a little here or there.
Yogurt will be a good addition if she plans on continuing to eat dairy. Peanut Butter also works if you don’t care that its not particularly good for you. Also any meal you can incorporate tofu into (stirfry etc) works wonders.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
by H.R.Pufnstuf on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
I suggested stirfry
she said she didn’t want anything fried.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
stirfry is not fried. does she know this? when done properly, it's one of the best ways to eat veggies
Also, lots of different nut and seed butters are good, but almost always high in fat, so best used carefully.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Probably won't get fat from a lot of other sources unless she is eating dairy.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
this is true. except starches
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
/facepalm.jpg
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yeah, this
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yeah basically
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
STIR FRY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry, but your friend sounds kind of dumb.
/teamnooffensebutseriously.
by wazzu93 on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
team "Bless her heart, but..."
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
As a follow up
If she is serious about this she will need to pay attention to her iron intake also. That can be very low unless you pay attention to what you eat.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
by H.R.Pufnstuf on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
she takes about three multivitamins a day
so she should be safe right
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
It might be good for her to consult her doctor or a nutrionist so she can know what she is doing.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
People who know real things are the devil.
It’s a fact.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
ahahahahahahahahaahahaha. you're funny.
oh, you’re serious? well, nutritional supplements are a whole different ball game, and if she’s taking that many, then I agree with all the consult the dr advice. The best sources of vitamins/minerals/etc is food.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
If she knew how vitamins were made, she might switch back to eating meat.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
i will just tell her they get the iron from steak blood
she will believe me
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
If she is serious about no animal stuff
She needs to do a bunch of research so she can make sure she is animal free and healthy.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
In all seriousness, it's not something to be done lightly, or on a whim, precisely because it
requires a LOT of time and effort to eat animal free. Adding healthy into that doubles the effort I’d say. It’s hard enough to eat healthily and eating meat.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
and thin enamel. don't forget thin teeth enamel.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Correct.
My diet modifications are because of doctors saying to do so and there were lots of tests before, during and after.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
which is why i eat whatever the eff i like
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Do they eat eggs and all still?
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
I believe that a trip to Iowa for the original poster's football team of choice resulted in the acquisition of a large metal pig.
Is this an exception?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
You're thinking of Indiana.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
GO IOWA
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions
FTFY
Landry Jones has been horrible since October he decided to play for Bob Stoops
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Bob didn't squeeze it all out at halftime, apparently
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
2 blocks in the back
If you ain’t cheating…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Too late for the last thread, but here goes...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:03 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
/post
//post
///post
/safeties can’t tackle
//MLB in Tampa 2 doesn’t know what to do
///wtfgoddamnittedroofyoustupidmotherfuckingpieceofdogshitiwouldntletyoucoachapopwarnerdefense
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck Cover 2.
#teamcover3
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
I'm the most boring NCAA player on earth.
/cover 3
//cover 3
///maybe man on third down if I’m feeling kinky
/triple option
//triple option
///midline
////rocket toss on a wild night
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
#team seam attack every play
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, when I get down by a touchdown, I get pissed
and abuse the shit out of flexbone trips four verticals (which I usually hot route to make into more of a shallow/deep cross combo or a levels play) and go no huddle to tie it because its money against the computer.
Then go back to running it up the middle.
IV vs. a 1/5 playside
Midline vs. a 3
Rocket Toss to a 4 with no overhang
Counter Option vs. scrape/blitzing LB
PA Triple Post vs. MOFO or switch vs. Man
literally my entire fucking offense
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The roommate with no ability to control his talking volume playing COD every single night is moving back in… effing eff
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Hide his Ethernet cable
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
SSID is "shutthefuckupalready"?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
he also provides the wireless internet
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
you two and your avatars it's confusing
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
min has Tomahawks
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I demand one change his avatar to this
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
hes uh... hes smiling!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Replace Chinese guy w/knife with Lane Kiffin
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Too.
Fucking.
Soon.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Set time limits on the router for his IP (which is set in DHCP tables for his MAC, of course).
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
teach me
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Start punching
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
he outweights me
by about 150 pounds
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
tire his ass out in the scramble and then start punching
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I shall punch his bewbs?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Or his face
Just remember, stick and move
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
and dont meet his haymaker
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
make him work and labor. get behind him.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wait for him to raise his arms and reveal his weak spot at his navel.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 31, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
make sure you hit it with the flaming arrows. You have the flaming arrows, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hit him there, so his pants fall down!
rec for you
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Go on?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I'm too tired to get drunk and be frustrated
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 AM EST reply actions
FINISH THE DRILL
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Some Braves Fan is my Father.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
So am I right to complain if my losses in bowl mania include
Tulsa in last second, Air Force on 2-Pt fail, SDSU in last second, and Utah State in last second?
Right there with you
Except I need to tack on Marshall because I didn’t actually select a winner for that game, and Iowa State losing on account of being Iowa State.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
I had so much faith in you guys
But whenever your receivers didn’t have cockfingers, your QB decided to come down with a case of noodlearm
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
I also lost the FIU- Marshall (that is my only other loss)
So granted, I’ve won many one score games, but all really close games as time expired have not gone my way at all.
TD Sooners.
Is anyone even paying attention to this game anymore?
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
Not really
Trying to get my M26 Pershing and M46 Patton now…
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
OOOOH YAY TANKS!
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
The high-level mediums in World of Tanks are such beasts
I’ve been dying to try the Patton for months.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
I am intrigued, and wish to subscribe to your news letter...
/IE cringes, shouts “NOOOOO”
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Fat chance of that happening
You’d play it for a week, scream “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS DAMN MATCHMAKER” and leave in disgust, probably. There is a lot of broken stuff.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
by Fonce on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
don't make me break your new computer!
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Not really.
Probably checking out soon, since I’ve gotta drive to the other side of Atlanta and back tomorrow morning before the game.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
It's pretty much a blowout
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
McDonough talking shit about Todd Graham may have been the most interesting thing that's happened all game.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Well, this game is no longer a game.
Time for me to go to bed. Tomorrow/Today is ALL THE DRINKING and then Chick-fil-A Bowl with my brother. Y’all be good, and I’ll see you in 2012.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 31, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions
Un an nou fericit and WDE.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
This "I just want to be okay" song is fucking terrible.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:12 AM EST reply actions
FUCK CORN...in the cutest way possible.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:14 AM EST reply actions
This is relevant.
aaand adorable
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Who loves corn? Corvidae loves corn.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
That's a big damn picture for a little damn bird.
That’s, like, real-size.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry. Didn't realize it'd be that big.
And they’re pretty big for a songbird, but smaller than their corn-loving relatives:
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
Fact of the day, crows are songbirds.
/problem?
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Only when they're the size of small dogs, as they are in Japan.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
As they should. Stay away. And don't leave food alone outside if you plan to come back and eat it.
Even if it’s in a bag. Seriously.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
YES! THIS!
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
The hawks at Yokosuka are worse. Almost ate our baby.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
I went to the prison olympics at the Japanese prison there
(Yokosuka)
And found the hawks scary.
And the prison olympics is about what you would expect.
Surreal as hell…
DOn't know the prison olympics, but can imagine.
When our daughter was born at Yokosuka, a few days later we went and got food at the bowling alley, and went to eat outside. It is only a slight exaggeration to say one hawk landed on her baby carrier. It was frightening.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
The prison is at the end of the point in Miura
Its where the Japanese government houses all SOFA status persons convicted in Japanese courts. Due to my position, I get to work with the local prosecutors and do a liase-thing with the Yokosuka Prison and check on SOFA inmates from time to time.
for serious? wondered what they did with them. thought they put them all in hard labor camps.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Its like field day
But with the Japanese calisthenics-to-classical-music to start. And all the guys sing the prison song.
So the prisons have fight songs.
/jots down notes
//also makes note to keep Bob Costas and Tom Rinaldi away from this for about a thousand reasons
also Cincinnati's basketball coach
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
sigh
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
That's who I thought of.
It took your post before I remembered he’s not there anymore. WVU?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
So, it's like the start of every business day at every Japanese office?
Yeah, I stopped going to that every morning when I was an LNO. It was dumb.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
Not surprised.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
If it's not like Death Race, I'm going to be very disappointed.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
There's a neat video on YouTube
of Japanese crows dropping big chestnuts onto the street, getting cars to hit them, and then collecting the pieces when the light changes. Smart little SOBs.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
One of them pooped on my car
It was like a Doberman pooped bird poop from 200 feet on my very small Japanese car.
When we had a basketball goal, it was like this:
Step 1: Mockingbirds eat blackberries because they love berries
Step 2: Mockingbirds perch on goal to make awful noises
Step 3: Mockingbirds shit on my truck parked under it
Step 4: ????
Step 5: PROFIT!!! aka my truck is purple
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
/does 6 months in prison
//I hope he gives a fuck about the Migratory Bird Treaty Act
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
It's not a felony.
But cats are a serious danger for songbirds.
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
i really had no idea iowa's offense was this bad
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I never thought a Big Ten team would get exposed in a bowl game.
by Lucas Jackson on Dec 31, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
...Says the Texas A&M fan
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now just wait a damn minute...
You see..
Well….
You just don’t understand….
Uh..
Shit.
by Lucas Jackson on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair
I’m not sure why the Big 12 runner-up is playing the 5th or so place Big Ten team
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Because they are not the Big 12 second place team?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
6th at best.
MSU, Wisc, Mich, Neb, PSU. What happened is what always happens to the Big Ten: second BCS team makes all the rest of our matchups worse. Plus Iowa got vaulted over PSU due to /spiders.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
OSU and Iowa are even, just about
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ou was like 4th
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I thought they still had a chance to win the Big 12 against Okie State
Or maybe I’m just hallucinating
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
osu, ksu,baylor then ou then ut
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Dammit, this new "everyone plays everyone" format really makes things unpleasant sometimes
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
They did.
Would have been a three-way tie at 7-2; instead they’re tied with Baylor for 3rd at 6-3.
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And then Alamo Bowl reached 88 points, went back in time
And saved the world.
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123 but who's counting
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
That was a Back to the Future reference.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
In their defense, Coker was an enormous part of their offense
But its not like they were good before he got suspended
by Jerrelle Benimon's Socks on Dec 31, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
hmmm....
If your team is coached by Schnelly…
is it SUSPENDED?
by Lucas Jackson on Dec 31, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Jerry is taking his kids all the way to the BCS championship next season.
You heard it here first!
by Lucas Jackson on Dec 31, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
They will play against undefeated New Mexico.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Uh, no.
A bowl game, plausible (although I think it’ll be two years before that).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Believe it or not,
inside and outside zone over and over and over again and then some mediocre curl-flats and crossing routes won’t win you shit. Except the Orange Bowl that one time when all of their running backs actually weren’t dead for once.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
God damn it, University of Georgia Tech.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Theoretically, no.
In practice, yeah.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
Okay, new plan, guys.
Whichever side of the line that dude’s on, we run the other way.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well, lately, the general theory for the spread option has been
to run zone against a hard-crashing #1 who wants to take the dive. I don’t understand this at all. The idea is that it should mean some kind of perimeter stunt, but I feel like it defeats the purpose of the option.
Cue someone getting butthurt at me for questioning this.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Mike Shula on line one.
He understands everything except “crossing routes.”
by Counter Trap on Dec 31, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Isn't Kirk Ferentz still one of the best paid coaches in CFB?
He’s the biggest thief in sports after Charlie Weis.
Even the Notorious T.O.B. finds him excessively risk-averse.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
"That play call just stinks."
Love you, Sean McDonough.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Obviously you haven't been to Off Tackle Empire.
I had one of those guys argue with me unironically that not only was Kirk Ferentz a better coach than Mark Richt, but he was one of the best coaches in the country.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
But did he use FACTS?
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Was.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
We can blame that on Nebraska, right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Could be,
but I’m biased, so I’m sticking it on Nebby
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Hey!
You just…
You watch yourself.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
I think it was when whatever-the-OSU-blog-before-Along the Olentangy-was went under
All the OSU trolls had nowhere else to go.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
At one point, the SBN OSU blog had been like 3 different blogs in 8 weeks or so
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah, they're all pricks
That’s why I spend all my time here. Also, too much travel means the sarcasm detector is not working properly
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
OSU's SBN representation has changed at least twice.
I think the predecessor disappeared when their admin did something unpleasant. Not sure what happened to the one before that.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Wasn't Along the Olentangy one of the original SB Nation blogs?
I don’t remember why it folded, but I think it was one of the first to join the platform.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
No idea.
I just remember one of the OSU blogs was “We Will Always Have Tempe”, which (thanks to being mashed together in the URL) I frequently misread as “We Will Always Shave Tempe”, confusing the hell out of me even further.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yeah, I remember that one-
Eleven Warriors is my favorite OSU blog, because they don’t take shit too serious-like
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
though they have instilled in me a pavlovian dread of grey update boxes
i think BBC was the one that was shown the door for stupid admin actions
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
True, true
The update box of death is not to be trifled with
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i remember back in the day spending a lot of time on the o-zone message board.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
They seem pretty good at what they do.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
That's the highest compliment I would expect from you
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I don't read a lot of team-specific blogs, for my team or anyone else's.
MGoBlog excepted.
For my own teams, I’ll read Pride of Detroit (Lions), Abel2Yzerman (Wings) and Roar of the Tigers on occasion. I don’t know much about other teams’, but I recognize that Black Heart Gold Pants, Eleven Warriors, and Hey Jenny Slater (RIP, I think) do a nice job.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I used to read MGoBlog from time to time, and I used to follow The M Zone fairly closely
And I agree on BHGP and HJS – but Doug posts here fairly often now.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This is the subthread where I pour one out for BGS, right?
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
Yep
I read their stuff prior to our Fiesta Bowl, they did shit right
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i still sometimes browse through the archives at fire joe morgan.
they were the best at what they did.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
I keep hoping something will come along just as good. But it won't.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
Used to read BHGP, Black Shoe Diaries (Penn State) religiously.
Occasionally drop by Burnt Orange Nation (Texas), still read a lot of the stuff at MGoBlog. Read just about everything (and occasionally write) at The Only Colors, but it’s a completely different style than here or BHGP – very analytical instead of humorous.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Still drop in on BHGP from time to time
but I don’t have time to keep up with everything there and here.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
BSD is good- Peter Grey is quite good
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Drifted away from it largely for lack of time, not lack of quality.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
To be sure, it's not just them.
There are a few RCMB-level MSU twits who have been part of the descent, but the Bucknuts types were the beginning of the end.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Isn't Ferentz one of those guys who always lost 2 games
that his teams had no business losing, and in the past couple years Iowa has just fallen off a cliff (lost to Minnesota)? I’m not a Big Integer guy, but I can’t stand Ferentz.
The cut-to-commercial music in this game has been awful.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:28 AM EST reply actions
you mean Nelly? Yeah, that's pretty shitty.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Better than that dogshit (pun intended) Traveler's commercial.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
On CBS, right?
Are Uncle Verne and Gary on the call?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Dear tiny infant baby jeebus
please let New Year’s Day be the kill it with fire end to that GD Lexus commercial with that stupid song.
December to Remember better not last into January.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Oh God there is still a quarter to go in this game?
I might have to tap out
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:33 AM EST reply actions
Almost up to 400 yards of offense total for the game.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
Part of the process.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
That was the worst touchdown ever.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:34 AM EST reply actions
I can't believe that worked
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Utter. Bullshit.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Touchdown for the Polish Hat.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
YAAAAAY
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
?
Who? Ferentz = Ferenc = Hungarian.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
Fedorowicz.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Like, Feodor?
Totally different origin.
/overlyseriousface.jpg
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Feodor=Theodore
Don’t know about Ferentz
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Ferenc = Francis
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
BHGP nickname for Fiedorowicz.
Because the beginning sounds like “fedora” (hat), and -wicz is a Polish ending (I think).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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They all sort of muddle together, but yeah, it's common in Polish last names
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
-wicz (and -witz)
Are Polish cognates of -vich from other Slavic languages. All of them mean son (i.e. Johnson)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
And in Romanian 'vici'
-ci is “ch” like in Italian, but at the end of the word “i” isn’t pronounced and is like a palatalization mark instead.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
They borrowed that from Slavic?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they've been surrounded by Slavs long enough, I guess.
It’s still not as common as -escu which is analagous to -ski or -eanu (meaning from/of)
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Romanian looks vaguely familiar thanks to my Latin background
But I figured it got pretty Slav-ed up given their location
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, lots of Russian words.
Though a lot of the Slavic technical terms from the Communist era have been replaced by either English or French loanwords.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Hm. So it should be "Son of Polish Hat".
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Or "Polish Son of Hat"
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THE WORD IS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR IOWA,
LET EVERY LOYAL IOWAN SING
THE WORD IS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR IOWA
TIL ALL THE WALLS AND RAFTERS RING: GO HAWKS!
THE WORD IS CHEER CHEER CHEER FOR IOWA
C’MON AND CHEER UNTIL YOU HEAR THE FINAL GUN
THE WORD IS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR IOWA
UNTIL THE GAME IS WON!
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:35 AM EST reply actions
longrr than boomer sooner
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Isnt boomer sooner just repeating boomer sooner over and over again?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
8 times.
In the 2nd verse it repeats “Oklahoma” 8 times, which is more than FSU repeats “win.”
/waves at MikeLew
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
You forgot *offer not valid against Virginia
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I cannot claim ACS's joke
at least, not here
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Would have gone there instead of Auburn if I wasn't the poors.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
ON, ON, U OF K
WE ARE RIGHT FOR THE FIGHT TODAY
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
So
When do they score the other 95 points?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
What are the odds two teams just start trading kickoff return TDs?
Nothing absurd. Just like…two TDs per team.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
Only if they give an extra two to Iowa
to make this thing less snoozy
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
PROBABABLE!
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
It's been several hours, right?
Hey SVP, you’re gonna get fired for sitting on this information.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Apparently NOT The Worldwide Leader
In spellcheck.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
...
(/Points at guards) SEIZE HIM!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
OKLAHOMA,IF YOU FUCK THIS UP, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL...
/Tries to think of an action that would make Oklahomans lives worse
//Can’t come up with anything worse than forcing themto live in Oklahoma
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:37 AM EST reply actions
Ohio allows beer above 3.2%
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And Cedar Point.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
and Kenyon
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And...
Bo Schembechler, Desmond Howard, Charles Woodson, and Brady Hoke.
Or at least their birthplaces.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
and ME
YAAAAAAAAY ME
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
And ME!
well, not anymore
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And my grandma
Who’s better than both of you, even if she does occasionally to drink too much vodka and spout off racist comments.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
sounds like my grandma too.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Mine too..only substitute vodka with whatever Ancient Age is
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
one time my grandparents met my ex's parents at an italian-fest in cleveland.
within five minutes she’s telling them how her great grandkids always carry around toy guns ‘like those mexicans’
fortunately the ex’s father spent some time as a chicago firefighter and can go toe for toe with racist comments. they got along.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
Racism is the one glue that bonds cranky old people together
Along with hard candy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
some old lady
walking through the store today, while deon from the stock room pages for a manager. She leans to her husband saying “that sounded like a black.” and just kept on walking.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Old folks I can almost forgive.
What saddens me is some of the young guys that come to work (construction field) 18-22 yrs old that spout stuff. What could you have possibly experienced in your vanilla pudding NW life that makes you believe that?
Its the weirdest thing
I knew a lot of unintelligent white kids in high school that would one day be a (for the lack of a better term) wigger, and the next a redneck spewing racist garbage.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
ahhhh, Spokane. Now I understand
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They have a nice golf course!
But I think they are also the national headquartes of the Klan
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
Used to be a hot bed of an organized hate group...
But a successful lawsuit evicted the bigots and gave the land to some sort of civil rights group…since then there has been a lot of commercial development in the region…I wonder if that is related to the eviction of racial bigots…
Booooooooooooooooooo.
Hayden is just north of CDA. There was (years ago) some dipshit who moved here from somewhere that had a “compound” of rejects for a few years. He went bankrupt and left.
Hayden is really a second-third-fourth home getaway for a bunch of millionaires from other places.
Hmmm, redneck bigots, or multimillionaires' third homes?
Kind of a lateral move, no?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
Ha your speeling ineptitude reminds me of a funny.
Fellow landscape firm we were working with has a website I looked up to get a phone number. Check out their site. They actually spelled Coeur d’ Alene, Core de lane…..
The south?
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
you're blaming the south for racism in washington?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Nah. Idk.
I mean. I came from the south and I’m not like that. But it’s still like that in some places…
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
i misunderstood
nevermind.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Having lived both in Chicago and the south...
… I can confirm that racism is indeed everywhere. The south just has the reputation for it.
Of course, Chicago probably isn’t the best example, either… but it ain’t southern, that’s for sure.
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by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
i live in michigan and i don't understand it.
my cousin REALLY needs to fucking watch his mouth on facebook though, especially when he posts stuff on my page & i’m friends with most of my extended family. oh, and he’s trying to become a cop.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Intelligence is not a requirement for that position
as you may or may not have noticed.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
Case in point:
Former cop.
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by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
Lifetime appointment as a dumbshit.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
that might not be an impediment
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i don't think i'm the only one that it makes uncomfortable
i’m going to stop this before it gets spidery.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
Well, that's going to become a problem mighty quick.
I bet they background check pretty deeply, especially for things like that.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
well my page is pretty secure, and it's on my page.
but it’s pretty bad that my mom and aunts are kind of like “….he needs to watch what he says”.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
It's his problem, not yours.
I’m speculating, of course, but I can’t imagine it not being on his own page as well. Not that there are no bad apples in the police force, of course (I’ve certainly seen enough stuff about touchy race relations in the NYPD), but it’s a PR disaster if something like that gets public.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
So very many spidery job-related responses to this post.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
/grandson of civil rights lawyer waves
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i guess he only slips when [barely] provoked, but yeah.
he really needs to watch it.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
Because nobody ever says anything attempting to provoke a cop
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
well i mean i post spidery topics on facebook often and he feels the need to share his opinions.
hard to describe, really
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I was making fun of him, not you
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And an aside - it still takes me a second to see "NYPD" and not think "shitty Ann Arbor pizza".
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
i love nypd pizza!
i also love the managers there, i’ve gone to them 3 times now for catering for large scale events and they are super nice. i don’t know if i can ever eat a garlic knot again after a terrible experience with them, though.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
To each one's own. Team Cottage Inn here.
Come to think of it, “Team Cottage Inn” was also the name of the IM basketball team I mentioned yesterday or so that had a few unexpected players.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
my grandma does this sober, occasionally
or used to….haven’t heard it in awhile although i’m not around as much.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
Ooooohhh, without getting too much further into, my grandma is all about talking about genetics now
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
What's worst is when they're trying to be "PC" by tip-toeing around it
and it comes out even worse. Experienced that one recently.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
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by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
My grandma's comments are usually more homophobic than racist
but yes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And the Browns.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
/stands in line for TTD for two hours
//TTD breaks, again
///stays in line just in case
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 31, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
god i love cedar point
people watching there is always A REAL GOOD TIME
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
Feature, not a flaw
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
reduce tye alchol content even more in their beer?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Yes, the fly sweep out of shotgun is the perfect call on 3rd and 2.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST reply actions
At least it wasn't a screen.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
What happens if you play boomer sooner backwards?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:41 AM EST reply actions
It plays "I am the walrus"
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Jim Tressell knew who the Walrus was back in April
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The same thing when you play Chicago backwards
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
4 to 6 or 25?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That was the most exciting return to the 25 yard line that I have ever seen
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:41 AM EST reply actions
This is boring.
I’m out.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Peace.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Wait...
Is the Penn St Houston game not on TV?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Friend is from Houston
wanted to come over and watch, i assumed it would be on TV. That is pretty idiotic, every Bowl game should be on TV
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
turns out we have ESPNU!
fantastic!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Congratulations!
You will be one of the ten people viewing that atrocity. Pick up your reward at the next window.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
Do i get one of those cool Coke cups
since I bought a large Coke?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
You get the privilege of watching the talent-black hole that is Rob Bolden.
Surely that’s enough.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
Weren't we all excited for Houston
like a month ago?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
It sounds like a fun game.
Probably best watched on mute, but I’d like to see how Case Keenum deals with Penn State’s tough defense.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
For a given definition of "television".
It’s on ESPNU.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
These Nissan commercials are stupid
“Hey, let’s make our entire commercial be about awesome shit our truck can’t actually do because this is a dramatization.”
(sadly, it’s probably a very effective ad)
Sposed to be SEC
I keep wanting that airplane
to just land right on the cab, fucking over the guys entire plan
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Still better than the dancing hamsters.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Lets have a real good time
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I would pay good money
To watch someone actually try that.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
OK, time for me to punt after the marathon last night and the marathon coming tomorrow.
Big and Rich dreams to all of you.
#lastposttrollstrike
oooh i've been meaning to see that
it was filmed in michigan IIRC
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Ummm
How about Ashton Kutcher
RoseAnne and Tom Arnold
The Barnstormers
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
This game has another hour to go....
Don’t think I will make it that long.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:48 AM EST reply actions
FINISH. THE. DRILL.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
That really isn't an overestimation
That past 5 minutes of gametime took like…twenty damn minutes
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
How does one go from Tempe to Minneapolis, anyway?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Grad school
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
TA offer.
And I visited a St. Cloud-native girlfriend in late-undergraduate and loved it up here. And Minneapolis is kind of like Oregon anyway.
Hipsters?
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
TERRIBLE 3RD DOWN ROUTE COCKFINGERS
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:49 AM EST reply actions
ou is now missing the top 4 wrs
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I've been watching my first circular orbit for 14 hours of game-time at 100x speed.
Now, to find out how to get to you, Mun…
I am very confused by all of this.
I always assumed that the Munn was one of the places destroyed by Hockeybear.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
How is Auburn ranked, while UVA isn't?
I can only assume ESS-EEE-CEE PAWL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:51 AM EST reply actions
Speaking of eggs,
who else did that science experiment in elementary school where you leave an egg in vinegar for like a week and observe what happens to the shell?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
BREAKING NEWS:
Acidic things erode stuff.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS:
did you know that in elementary school? 1st grade?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Joe Schad is reporting that hydrogen is fusing to form more complex elements
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This must be magic.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Lanthanide Super-conference FTW
They pulling in some transition metals, but it makes geographic sense, so nobody cares.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
PAWWWL WHY IS HYDROGEN ALL THE WAY WITH THE AL-KA-LAI
AINT MAKE NO SENSE PAWWL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
Nice height tags
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
Height tags
my friendly fellow Duck. Height Tags.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Holy failure to use "height=300", Batman!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
400
Stop making the number smaller
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
its 250 at TC
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
30
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
3.14....
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Want
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
so do i now
i made myself want some fucking cherry pie. Got a free one from work, it got added to the impossible to finish pile of desserts we already had, and then got left within reach of our golden retriever who, as we know now, does not like cherries but loves pie crust.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Ive got Brownies!
But I aint sharing
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
Well for that
you get no gingersnaps.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Homemade Reese's bars
Available to anyone who comes over for brunch on Sunday.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
when do you get home from church?
cuz i will be there.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Boston's a long-ass drive
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
LIGAF
for free reese’s? I bet you don’t live far from my uncle
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I don't like peanut butter and chocolate together
But probably not- Savannah’s a small town for a town as big as it is(if that makes sense)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Boston or Savannah?
I am confused…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I live in Savannah
Jon lives in Boston. We used to live .1 miles apart in Tallahassee
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ooohoo
I get it now. I thought you were the bostonian, which is where i have family. My brother went to SCAD though.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? Are you really Australian?
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Food things I learned from my father
1) Cottage cheese/ketchup/pineapple
2) Peanut butter is not a dessert
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yeah, but...but peanut butter pie?
Peanut butter chocolate truffles?
Peanut butter brownies?
peanut butter out of the jar?
No? nothing?
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Peanut butter out of the jar, on Ritz crackers
none of the rest.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/reconsiders plan to visit Savannah next summer
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
I don't mind if others eat it
In fact, it’s a good way to make sure I don’t ask for a bite of your dessert
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Much like ordering anything raspberry is for me.
/glares at every cheesecake served in restaurants ever.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
Mmmm, raspberries are delicious
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I HAVE A REES FOR YOU. I WILL PAY SHIPPING
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
HE WILL ARRIVE BROKEN. BUT THAT HAPPENED HERE.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
haha figured i would take a guess on the positive side
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
DO NOT SAY THAT NAME, SIR
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
You're the one that picked 400!
As far as I remember.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know about you
but i did NOT vote for Erik
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Don't blame me
I voted for Chloe
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
i voted for the alcoholic horse
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I think you have stressed 300 to multiple people enough that everyone thinks 300 is the correct height and width
for pictures.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
Yes. All depends on the pic. Some I go 250.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
I always go 300 unless it needs to be bigger to see something
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
Exactly. Big enough to get the joke. Small enough that it's not taking up the screen.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
I tend to shoot for 300, unless it's easily visible at less.
Anything that would be incomprehensible below 450 I just link (the Bill Self choking poster, for instance).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The font is too small for me to read
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Its not good whenever the picture is larger than the object itself
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
I'm glad this year is almost over
/heading to Pasadena on sunday
//after the rose bowl, straight to vegas for 2 weeks
///not sure if will survive
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
seems like it'd be the sort of thing where you either peak out at around 5 days, or you move there, no?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
You could always live under the overpass and wait for Pit Bull to come around
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
We own a couple of condos there,
one is currently under remodelling
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Yeah, the only dangerous part is
that my dad and two favorite uncles are coming over from europe for a few days
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Well, yeah, Minnesota doesn't know Pasadena real well
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I figured
I just couldn’t resist taking the shot
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Goddammit Iowa
Roll over and die so I can go to sleep.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:53 AM EST reply actions
You never know.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
if they score here it's a game
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
i don't think so but this has been the longest fucking 4th quarter
can it just be over yet
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
this sounds blasphemous
i apologize.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
We're coming up on the four hour mark or something
Not to mention this game has been kind of terrible up to this point. Nobody blames you.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
Only three, amazingly.
Kickoff was 10 ET.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Good God it feels like it has been five hours
I thought I was lowballing things
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
unless Stanzi trots out in Apollo Creed's shorts
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
by superstition on Dec 31, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
yeah...
Its not like the kids are leaving because the s and c ache was forced out of the closet, wry coach is getting into altrrcations with players or friction with the d cord… everything is fine in sooner land
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Coherence is your friend, pal.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the tabket keyboard is killing
Miss the laptop
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
This is Stanzimerica. We speak English here.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
laxtonto was a bludget, a fan of North Texas, anda turtledove.
A turtledove picks out a fine team, disguises himself as a fan, and robs you blind. It takes a lot of sand to be a turtledove.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
Get the fuck off my TV Shannon
I don’t want to see the fucking gap in your teeth
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
TIM FUCKING TEBOW YOU SNIVELING PIECE OF BIRD SHIT
NOBODY SAID ANY OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS YOU STUPID FUCKING COCK YOU WERE A HIGHLY RATED PROSPECT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU WERE DRAFTED ON THE FIRST DAY IN THE NFL
They said I couldn't play D1 football
I had to settle for a full scholarship to Florida
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 31, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That analogy is a disgrace to birds.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
Who the hell said Tebow couldn't be a D1 quarterback?
He was hyped like crazy coming out of high school.
hence mike shulas bruised knees
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
by superstition on Dec 31, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
NOBODY BELIEVED A GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY COULD BE A D1 QUARTERBACK!
ALSO, EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY HATES CHRISTMAS AND WISHES IT DIDN’T EXIST
/spends more Christmas money
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the commercial did
It must be true
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Well, to be fair...
… I did see Tebow imploring other recruits to follow him and win a national championship at Florida, and chuckled.
But that’s just because I was thinking about Ron Zook-Florida and not Urban Meyer-Florida.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
Man, I hate seeing people I graduated with posting statuses
about their kids’ fourth birthdays.
/lawn, etc.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 12:58 AM EST reply actions
Wait until the early marriage people's kids graduate from high school.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
The thing is, I graduated like, less than four years ago.
(High school not college.)
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
Did you go to school in (insert random poverty stricken state)
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
Georgia.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
no 6 year old kids?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
Not that I know of.
I try to avoid that shit because spiders and ew.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
Every hs graduating class has those.
We had a couple or so that had 5 year olds 4 years after graduation.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
I have a cousin who's 2 years older than me (I'm 33) and her younger child is a senior in HS.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
gah
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wait, *younger child*
Where’s the older child?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah are we the only people to notice that part?
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
I noticed but was afraid more information would happen if I mentioned it.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Her husband is just as young.
They were the family scandal for a while, if I remember the story correctly. Now, they’re ridiculously rich, and young enough to really have some fun when the kids are out of the house (1 more year). All in all, they did it right. Cute couple, great people.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Well that turned out to have a way happier ending than expected
Also I am now insanely jealous
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah. He made a bunch of money in programming, and did really well for himself.
I visit and am very jealous as well. His wife (IE’s cousin) is super cute as well. I’m not jealous of that, as I’m good on that front.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
Her older child is a freshman in college.
They started a bit younger than most. It was quite a family scandal 19 years ago. But happy ending and all that
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
I can imagine...
All’s well that ends well, I suppose
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yep, that was my mom, with me.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
I think my mom was 33 when I was born.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
Cougar
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
My parents were 40 and 38.
I see the ways that this makes sense for financial reasons – probably easier to afford to raise a kid at that age.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
There are medical reasons(child and mother) that make that not a great idea
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Right. It might be on the high side.
But things worked out.
(Except that I grew up a Michigan fan, of course – I’ll save you the trouble.)
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I wasn't going to even go there-
I have family that have experience in obstetrics, that stuff can be too heart-breaking for jokes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
my parents were 31.
definitely not cougar at all. neither of my parents dated anyone seriously before they dated each other. and they didn’t even date long, haha.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
Nah, 33 is fine, I was being facetious
My mom was 29 and my dad was 27 I believe
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
!
Had her second child at 16?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Holy statutory, Batman.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
i'm still an undergrad
babies and engagements on my news feed? NO THANK YOU
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
This.
The worst part: the people having kids are not the people who should be having kids.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
I'm surprised those early marriages didn't work out.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
hey, the only exam in their way is a practical.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
the one couple from my class w/ a baby constantly are changing their relationship statuses.
followed by often passive agressive statuses.
it’s a fucking trainwreck. i don’t want to look but i do.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
Things that would be hilarious if there weren't
some poor and likely to wind up fucked up kid involved.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Sounds fucking awesome
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
it's cooled down recently, i think she might've hidden her relationship status
but one status before she even had the kid was basically like “these whores don’t even realize he’s knocked someone up”
OHHHHHHHHH
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
That's high class and self-respect right there.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
Are these people from U-M, or are they from high school?
Day-yum.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Having lived in Georgia and Alabama for 21 years
I’m a believer.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
Yais
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes.
I need to watch this movie again soon.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Two of my college friends just became parents (together) today.
I already feel old.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Facebook peaked when it was limited to college students and all everyone did was find the drunkest, most ridiculous picture of themselves for their profile because there were no consequences to doing that
So, like, 2005
Sposed to be SEC
i think my fav facebook group was "i was obviously drunk in my profile pic"
/pic of me drinking straight from a jug of carlo rossi
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
It went downhill when they let in non-Ivy people.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
or at least public school people
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
i wish i didn't have it in high school.
bright eyes lyrics errrywhere
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
Thefuckisthiscat.jpg
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
Damn Bob Stoops.... just.... Damn.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
How the fuck a team go from 1st and goal at the 1 to 2nd and goal at the 10?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Iowa.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
And then to TD...
this could turn into a game
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm getting tingly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
(Plays Boomer Sooner)
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
Chloe with her finger on the trigger...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Great call....
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
ballsy screen call
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
where have our american heroes gone?
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
Ha
so I just learned that these years of throwing back any shot handed to me, I can handle cough syrup like it’s nothing. Im giving the credit to said alcohol.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
OKLAHOMA, SERIOUSLY, IF YOU FUCK THIS UP, IT WILL NOT GO WELL FOR YOU!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:05 AM EST reply actions
I am realizing that I really do like McDonough and Millen as an announcing team.
Am I wrong? Am I just forgiving now that the Millen Era is officially over?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
sean mcdonough has been pretty solid tonight.
Fuck Millen still though
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I swear ESPN intentionally assigns him to Michigan and/or MSU games
just to troll us all.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I laugh when I'm actually paying attention to what Millen is saying.
Of course, I mentally add, “but if he was just a wide receiver, his draft stock would be much higher,” to everything he says.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
is ou still out thier top 4 wr's?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
THAT TALL SON OF A BITCH WAS GOING TO BE CARRYING IT THE WHOLE TIME
SERIOUSLY IOWA. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 1:08 AM EST reply actions
I panicked for a second and thought my internet tourette's syndrome had finally bit me in the ass
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
reminds me of early tebow
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
scrambling QB
completes a third of his passes? yup.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Guy from Saudi Arabia Posted this...
Dear January, how’s February ? Please tell March that April said May will be coming before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids ? Please send my greetings to October and tell November that all my friends who read this will have a wonderful December again !
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
/vomit
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
I Just because someone's from Saudi Arabia doesn't mean they can't be a fucking dolt.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
dolt
lmao haven’t heard that one in a while. has that blunt sharpness to it
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Imbecile was one I heard and was delighted by recently.
Defense attorney story time is frequently really funny.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
You have stories?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Every now and then, I'll vent one of them.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
skycams are falling
we may not have much time. bring it
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
You do juvie stuff, right?
I’m sure that’s a treasure trove of amazing stories, most of which you can’t share.
Criminal defense, and probably about 40% of that is juvie defense.
It has its moments. The 15 year olds, they do not come with the foresight app preinstalled.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
"Dolt" is a fun insult to throw around.
So is “git”.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
good luck w/ your diabeetus
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
by superstition on Dec 31, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
how much was that little big box?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Its german. real booze.
They sell them at the PX. Basically two or so shots of kirschwasser in there.
Ah, where they have the finest in random German chocolates.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
in each chocolate?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
someone should share
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
well i need to know where to buy
i want. bad. how do they taste?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
They're quite good
I would look online, or find a seller online, and of course there might be something related to the alcohol being regulated thing…
i looked online
cant even find them being sold just recipes.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
mmm
megusta face. Will have to order this when the moneys start coming
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
PLZ2HAVE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
do you really want an OT with these 2 teams?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
MikeLew do you have the link to Chuck's recipes? I could not find it using the search function after it was mentioned last thread.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:14 AM EST reply actions
Sure do
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
mucho gracias.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
Like transfer to USC?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that's ballgame
But I’m scared to turn the TV off and miss an Oklahoma collapse
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 1:16 AM EST reply actions
Well, SOMETHING collapsed.
/plays Boomer Sooner
//plays Boomer Sooner
by Narrow Right on Dec 31, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
so was Stoops coaching the Skycam too?
i mean, things collapse all the time with him and bowl games.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
oh shit they killed the predator drone!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dang. Gonna have to get that into the shop.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder if they're going to paint it in hawkeye colors and parade it on the B1G network
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 31, 2011 1:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Skycam just fell onto the field.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 1:17 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
And of course Millen called it "Soviet"
Skynet, asshole. It’s Skynet that is trying to murder us all!
that was expensive
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Just take it off the damn field
What are ya gonna do string it up on the cables like brand new?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
couldnt see it was still attached
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
well NOW i can see that.
all i saw was some guy standing over it like it was a dead body
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
SKYCAM IS ATTACKING IOWA
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 1:18 AM EST reply actions
WHO HATES IOWA?
The skycam, apparently.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that camera just commited suicide
yes this game is THAT boring
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:18 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
This is hands down the most
entertaining thing to happen all night.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Game delay or do they call the game?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:19 AM EST reply actions
Is that the camera they use to give me shitty angles during special teams plays?
If so, that thing can stay dead forever
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 1:19 AM EST reply actions
YAAAAAY ANOTHER METAPHOR FOR ASU'S SEASON
Oh, dragging it by the cord is just sad (albeit accurate).
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Dec 31, 2011 1:19 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
this is hilarious
this guy right here, not a happy guy
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:19 AM EST reply actions
What time is the early game tomorrow?
I want to figure how late to sleep in til
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Noon, I believe
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
11 am Central.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Who gives a shit about Central
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH GOD'S OWN TIME ZONE?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
ESPN's east coast bias shows again.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 31, 2011 1:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
central time is an abomination
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
But football starts a little earlier
and it’s easier to make it through the late night Hawaii games.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Being in Hawaii makes that easier too.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but you get stuck with the 6am or 7am kickoff for the early games.
That requires getting out of bed at a thoroughly unreasonable hour.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
OR, we could just get up in time for the 2nd half
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
See other comment I made somewhere.
the noon games are all crappy ones. I don’t really care if I miss the first half, but they’re nice to make breakfast to.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
How often does Notre Dame play at noon?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Maybe once every 2 years, if we play "at" Navy in some third location.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
You all should play on an aircraft carrier next year
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
Too late.
They’re playing in Dublin.
No, seriously.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
2nd time we've done this, in fact.
We did it in 1997.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions
Yep
My brother’s and parents’ alma mater is playing the night before. The ’rents are planning their trip for the whole weekend
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i bet they could do it. it would be AWESOME
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Rees might be able to throw the length of the field.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:49 AM EST up reply actions
Also, you're talking with someone who got up at 3 AM to watch games for 9 total years in Japan and Korea.
6 AM is nothing.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
Impressive.
I would just stay up if it was at 3, but I don’t know how I’d handle 6.
I got up at 4:45 to fly to Michigan last week, and I still don’t know how.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
The definition of true love:
your wife getting up at 4 AM to turn on not one, but TWO computers, so she can type to you on one, and have the other with Skype on aimed at the TV showing the AFN broadcast of your game, which is the only way you can see it on your crappy Italian base in the middle of Afghanistan, where it is 11:30 PM.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You have married well.
I hope she is still here so she can see us all tell you so.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I certainly did.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
Gosh, Thanks everyone!
I try.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Keeper.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I can get up early really easily if I'm traveling.
Seriously. On a normal day I can’t get up before 8:30, but I can’t sleep past 7 if I’m in a hotel no matter how late I stay up, and if I have to get up at the asscrack of dawn to catch a flight I’ll be awake half an hour before the alarm goes off.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I can't imagine sleeping until 8:30
Even over break I feel like a luggard if I’m still in bed at 8. And I’ve been feeling that way a lot. Kid starts school at 8, so we’re up at 6:30 most days.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:53 AM EST up reply actions
I was not like this until college.
HS started at 7:30, so I was required to drag my ass out of bed at 6:30 minimum (although being mentally awake did not always happen until partway through first hour). I’m convinced this was actually a very good thing for me the semester that I had Spanish first hour – I hadn’t fully booted up yet in English mode and was able to slip into Spanish mode more easily.
But then, I was actually going to bed at 10:00 back then instead of midnight or 1:00.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
We got dogs shortly after getting married, and that required getting up no later than 8 to take them out.
From dogs we went to kids, and I don’t think we’ve slept past 8:30 without being sick since.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 2:03 AM EST up reply actions
That would do it.
I have no such responsibilities (and a job where “9 to 5” really means “7:30 to 4 or 10 to 6:30, take your pick” to avoid traffic).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yeah. The whole Army "be in at work at 6 AM for PT" does a number on it too.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 2:07 AM EST up reply actions
Flagged your Flagging
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
The flaggers responsible for the previous flagging have been flagged.
by Narrow Right on Dec 31, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
Also also wik
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
Enjoy your prematurely-timed programs
Primetime at 7:00? HAHAHAHAHA
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
The fuck would I want it to wait until 8 for?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
because 8 is a prime number, whereas 7 is not
duh.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
/twitch
//twitchtwitchtwitch
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 31, 2011 1:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mike, are you ok? mike?
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
...and we've broken the mathematician.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I'm sorry, I blacked out for a minute...
what happened?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
A skycam fell on you.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
I come to, and there's fucking NBA highlights on my TV
time to change the channel
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The T-Wolves are apparently not completely useless this year.
I … I don’t know how to take this.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
They're not in the NBA anymore?
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
Squeakyfouls is not my cup of tea
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I don't follow the NBA closely
But seeing that they damn near beat Team Evil … I mean, all I know about the team prior to this year post-Garnett is 1) Kevin Love is a fucking badass and 2) it doesn’t matter, the team sucks like a black hole anyway. The latter is apparently no longer true (not that they’re good, they’re just not horribawful).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I really don't follow it at all-
like, I’ve been told OSU has a good team this year, but I haven’t seen them at all this year
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
College hoops I follow pretty closely.
NBA barely at all until the playoffs, and even then I choose the Stanley Cup over the NBA if at all possible.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
FTFY
The T-Wolves are apparently not completely useless this year. forever
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, we got uniforms and everything
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I make the league minimum.
Of anyone, I kinda figured you would catch that one.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Well, yeah
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Los Angeles just hasn't stolen it again yet.
by Narrow Right on Dec 31, 2011 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
Yes they did. In the 60's.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:53 AM EST up reply actions
Ah. Right. Carry on.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
Rubio is really good and fun to watch.
David Kahn has drafted well and made good roster moves.
Clearly these are the end times.
Derrick Williams
Not horrible
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:45 AM EST up reply actions
How much is he paying Darko Milicic?
Do I hear $8 million?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Hes gonna break out eventually
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:46 AM EST up reply actions
Well, he already has a championship ring.
Unlike some members of his draft class.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Joe Dumars continues to be employed as an NBA GM.
You can’t explain that.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2011 1:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Isaiah Thomas continues to be employed as a basketball head coach
You can’t explain that either
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:49 AM EST up reply actions
It's not a bad recruiting tool for FIU, I guess.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
PRACTICE!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Aww, dammit.
That team was good for a number of years, but that killed it. And it remains dead.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Carmelo too
Which also proves the point of never drafting an Eastern European player early. They almost never pan out
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
I forgot he went over Carmelo too,
its even worse than I thought.
The Boshtrich even
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:51 AM EST up reply actions
He's actually good now
He’s a really great defender
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:49 AM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't call him "good" but he's competent
A very good shot blocker, a solid rebounder and he even has decent low post moves once in a while. Staying in shape is his main concern.
NULLIFY SEASON
REPLAY ALL GAMES
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
TECHNICAL DELAY
WIRE IN ENDZONE
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 1:21 AM EST reply actions
Like that's any danger to anyone in this game.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
rimshot pelican
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
...
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2011 1:22 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Oh please, like Iowa is going to make it into the endzone now
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 1:21 AM EST reply actions
Oh, God dammit.
This is going to make this game go longer.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
DAMNIT THAT COULD'VE MADE A PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEY RICH RICH I TELL YOU i mean shit I'm glad nobody was hurt
Sposed to be SEC
Law School has taught you well
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
What if they showed highlights of the game during the delay?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:22 AM EST reply actions
The camera falling down
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
You should not take LSD in the forest.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
Or at least, someone who knows how to handle their drugs.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
fuck a sober sitter
who wants to sit around a watch a bunch of people get high.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
No one wants to, just like no one wants to be the drunk driver
But it’s the responsible thing to do as it puts the young experimenters at ease and provides a safety valve just in case something goes wrong. Harm reduction principles and all that.
Sposed to be SEC
I assume the latter was supposed to be "no one wants to be the DESIGNATED driver".
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
People on psychedelic drugs can be very entertaining.
May I refer you to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by one Hunter Thompson as proof of this?
I hope they have the video of the skycam falling
That’d be awesome
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
Preferably from the Skycam itself.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That's what I meant
If I wasn’t clear
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
GIF for now
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
gonna keep this one
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
That looks like it could have hurt.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
Steel cables clotheslining unsuspecting players?
What’s the worst that could happen?
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
It sorta looks like a drunken WALL-E
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Skynet's first target: Marvin McNutt.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Isnt it Ironic that the skycam collapsed in the 4th quarter just as the Heat score popped up?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
Okay, on that concussion-inducing note it's sleepytime
Farewell, monsters
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 1:26 AM EST reply actions
i think i love you now
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I'm sorry, we were looking for
“Mike Stoops loses football games”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Pretty sure that was Mikey chewing on the sound cords during Bob's post-game interview.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
i heard it too!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
RIP coordinator leg
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
by superstition on Dec 31, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
yiiiipsilanti
(only michiganders will get why this is wrong)
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
The initial Y is pronounced like the I in "in".
So it’s “IHP-sill-lan-tee”.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If you're really lazy
it’s just Ypsi, pronounced like “gypsy” without the initial J sound.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Ip-si-lan-tee.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Sort of like "Xavier"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So, an author for the SBN NIU site just followed me on Twitter...
I don’t think I’ve ever read anything about NIU- maybe a MACtion comment snuck through…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Peace out peeps.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 31, 2011 1:28 AM EST reply actions
Yes, this.
Iowa has successfully lost. And Okie’s running up the score. I’m good.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2011 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
A happy retirement for Norm Parker.
I may hate Iowa, but a lot of that has to do with how they’re always a tough opponent, and his defenses had a lot to do with that. All the best to him.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
BELLDOZER!
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
BILLDOZER
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 31, 2011 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
Yay for making the score worse than it actually was. Sort of.
/plays boomer sooner
//plays boomer sooner
ah hem
/plays boomer sooner
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
by superstition on Dec 31, 2011 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
Gotta cover the spread
Stoops is part of that Youngstown Mafia
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/plays boomer sooner
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 31, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
lets see if he can dodge the skycam
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Peace.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
MVP=SKYCAM
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
Eh, our sixth-place team against the 14th ranked team in the nation, I didn't expect any better.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
and stoops has diarrhea butt
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 31, 2011 1:34 AM EST reply actions
Oklahoma is as bad at Gatorade Dumping
As they are at playing football
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Well, good riddance.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Can we all agree the best time zone for watching football is Mountain?
Earliest start time is 10AM (Not that bad) and the latest the game ends is 10PM.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
I prefer going to bed late and sleeping late, so Eastern is just fine for me.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Agreed
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 31, 2011 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
Same. I wake up around noon on Saturday and go to bed after midnight. Perfect.
Though I was mercifully awake for “ah, fuck it!”
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Dec 31, 2011 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
I rarely watch GameDay - usually watching Premier League instead.
Switched to GameDay about two minutes before that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I tend to get up early after a night of drinking (it is a curse) so 9 AM kicks are a blessing.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
LOL U OLD
It’s been happening to me lately as well. Gives me time to go grab breakfast, etc. before I turn into worthless football watching zombie Jon.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
I don't even have the excuse of being old. I'm just a lightweight.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Games on at Noon are boring
so having them start at 6 AM is never a problem for me.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
No, Hawaii owns this
Get up early if you want to torture yourself with Big East/ACC snoozers…
Good games start around 8am
Watch until 3-4pm
Go to the beach
PROFIT
Except the B1G puts a fair number of their good games on in the early slot, especially in November.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
He said GOOD games start at 8 AM
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
EST all the way
Can drink my face off Friday night and not worry about setting my alarm to watch the early games. College Gameday isn’t even an option west of the Rockies.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Goodnight folks
and Happy New Year if we don’t meet again in 2011.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Bring me Craig James and the Wookiee.
They will all suffer for this outrage.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
the highlight of the camera being dragged against the turf.
i’m dying. i’m delirious.
by willbechampions on Dec 31, 2011 1:40 AM EST reply actions
Well, Tecmo Bowlians
I regret to announce the Oilers falling in the AFC Championship to the Buffalo Bills, 31-21. I played as well as was possible, frankly. Every pass they caught in the game (save one) was perfectly covered and often double covered. Thurman Thomas scored a touchdown when I called their play. On defense, Bruce Smith was in my backfield before I completed my drop on every pass play for the entire 2nd and 3rd quarters. Once on special teams they kicked with full meter (sending it to the back of my endzone). I had to juke 2 guys to avoid the safety because they almost outran the ball.
C’est la vie.
Sposed to be SEC
It is time for me to go to sleep
In my own bed! I’ll see you all tomorrow
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Have a real good time.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Good night all.
Pleasant last goodnight of 2011.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2011 1:56 AM EST reply actions
ITS NEW YEARS EVE IN JAPAN, MOTHERFUCKERS
time to go out and paint the town something something something
Argh. Every year at New Years, and I mean EVERY SINGLE YEAR of the 7 I was there, my Dad would call and ask,
So, tell me, what’s next year going to be like? It’s cute the first time, but it gets old pretty quick.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Akai.
And Shinnen Omedeto to you.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 31, 2011 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
I GIVE YOU BLAKE BELL
AKA The BillDozer
My friends call me the TealTalker http://seahawksquawk.blogspot.com/
ACC vs SEC coaches golf tourney is on at 11 on ESPN2
just FYI
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Good catch
pretty entertaining
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 31, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Time to move to your fanshot, this one is getting full?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Makes sense, I'll be over there
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 31, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Had the trippiest dream last night
I was digging for absolutely no reason and came across a cave that was populated entirely by old dressers.
The entire time that I was digging, the commentariat urged me forward with snarky remarks.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 31, 2011 10:52 AM EST reply actions
I dunno.
We’d never advocate for someone digging a hole.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 31, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
What the fuck H2 (You're still History International to me)
I was told you were re-airing the Barbarians series. I came here to rehash Alaric’s badassery, not some conspiracy bullshit about TWA 800
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm reading up on Anonymous hacking Stratfor
Which amazes more than it probably should, and the Duqu trojan, which should probably amaze me quite a bit more than it does.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 31, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Anonymous is stupid. For every good thing they do (annoying the shit out of Scientology, for example) they do 1000 harmful mean spirited things like trying to get an 11 year old to strip on her webcam and then harassing her when she doesn't
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oh, I'm not high-fiving them on the hack
Though it is pretty crazy they rooted and wiped four servers from a company focued on international security and geopolitical analysis.
Though I do always high five anyone who taunts MindHead.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 31, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Abandon ship (did I do this right)
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/31/2672574/who-hates-iowa-skycam-hates-iowa-just-in-case-you-missed-it-last-night
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/31/2672574/who-hates-iowa-skycam-hates-iowa-just-in-case-you-missed-it-last-night
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/31/2672574/who-hates-iowa-skycam-hates-iowa-just-in-case-you-missed-it-last-night
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/31/2672574/who-hates-iowa-skycam-hates-iowa-just-in-case-you-missed-it-last-night
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Who's announcing this game?
Did I just hear that he wants the NCAA to make it impossible to fire a coach before the bowl game?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
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