Sorry, Chloe
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if your team gets beat
it always feels a bit better when a whole other fanbase is being fucked by your derpness
...and that was the last we heard of Erik T.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Erik T was suspended by a crack in time, wasn't he?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Erik who?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
All I have is this "Minnesota Golden Gophers" shirt...
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
Oh dear.
I’m staying far, far away from you.
by Guynemer on Dec 3, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I REALIZED MY MISTAKE AND WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WAS NOT SUGGESTING SOMETHING BAD
I AM NOT SUGGESTING SOMETHING BAD.
Run.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I don't respond to dead men.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can I have your stereo?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dibs on his alcohol and shiny things.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Take the shiny things if you like.
And enjoy then while you can.
/shiftyeyes.gif
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
After two straight games against Alabama I'm not going to be able to enjoy much else.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/sighs
//waits for texts
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Can I have your watch when you are dead?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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Oh, you gon' die anyway.
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Of course not, Chloe has that goiter
/ducks
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by The Assman 1 on Dec 3, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I enjoyed interacting with Erik, he had many good things to say.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
do not confuse the two of us...
Follow @TheMightyErik
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think that'll happen.
He’s Erik. You’re… TME or something.
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got it... I will also accept OGEO (oh great exalted one)
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'd worry about Chloe confusing the two of you.
I was just doing a Eulogy.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Karma, she is a bitch.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
OSU litters
The playing field with the wounded and maimed bodies of their enemies.*
*Results may vary in Iowa.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Dec 3, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought that was Livia Soprano before I looked at the reply
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
by bsand2053 on Dec 3, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love tears from other fanbases.
So satisfying.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:09 PM EST reply actions
That's what, 5 TO's now?
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Can that guy who i determined is 102 years old
please either confirm or deny this?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
nevermind
mathFail
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I'm a girl.
And your maffs is wrong.
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ha yeah...
fail on every level possible. Do I get to collect a participation ribbon on my way out?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
What do you think this is, fucking T-ball?
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
easy.... easy...
Follow @TheMightyErik
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
STOP IT!!
You are damaging her self-esteem!
Misophobia isn't a word?
by Lurkette on Dec 3, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not as much as that did hahaha
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
OK, we need a roll call.
I can’t keep track of who is female and who is male.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
Mike Gundy is a man.
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by Tuco on Dec 3, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He was also 40 at one time.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I drink nothing but Dr Pepper Ten and Miller Lite.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
just having a real good time with your man card, eh?
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
A gentleman never tells.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Computer.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
blogger
Follow @TheMightyErik
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
im a he
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Clownfraud
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He lives on Drury Lane.
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
more machine now than man
twisted and evil.
Go gata!
by theologator on Dec 3, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gypsy.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We all know you're not human.
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tramp.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well done, sir.
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Now you just need a Lady
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
you are GIS as a sentient entity
it is known
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Dec 3, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No! He's real!
Right?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
/top keeps on spinning
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Furk.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Fark?
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I haven't even looked at Fark since like 2006
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't looked at it much in the past few months.
Which, coincidentally, lines up with the time I joined this place.
by Narrow Right on Dec 3, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Love all the smartass responses!
Should have known! But calling abraves a girl, when I thought he was a guy confused me. And I mistook willbechampions for a guy earlier. Damn androgynous screen names!
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
are you trying to launch a campaign
for m/f icons next to our names?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
fair enough.
you are….a female?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Yes.
I didn’t think my screen name was androgynous.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
its not.
but i must be safe!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Woody Paige disagrees
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
It could, in theory, have been your last name as well.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Perhaps you are Chinese
On the Internet, you can never tell.
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I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
No, she's a boy named Paige.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
....
And some guy’d laugh and I’d bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain’t easy for a boy named “Paige.”
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
With fewer facekicks and wrecked muscle cars, yes.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've known a couple of those actually
/familyname’d
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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Meat Popsicle
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
my favorite phrasing worthy phrase for this was
“Magnificent meat puppet”
Oh, the things that get said on lacrosse teams
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Dec 3, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a newt.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Well I got better."
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I AM SPARTACUS
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I AM SPARTACUS
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And so am I
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
SPARTY, NO
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
you win the rec
Follow @TheMightyErik
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
I want to say it was an Mgoblog article.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Somebody said "SPARTY, NO!" and we all laughed.
No, really.
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Simple, yet beautiful.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
you know it
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Yup
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
How about Fuck Clemson?
/still curious about a lot of these
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
At some point Holly picked someone who was playing Clemson "because fuck Clemson, that's why"
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
It was so impossible to predict whether Clemson would win or lose, so she said "fuck 'em".
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
No, more specifically
it was that every time she’d pick Clemson, they’d derp that shit up, and every time she’d pick against them, they’d show up.
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As Clemson tends to do.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
A piece of architecture has no gender.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sack of cells
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm Anonymous.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Are you legion?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
He is many
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
we know who you are!
csb: Every time I hear that Gospel passage I wish they read the Gospel the way all books should be read: with the voices read in character.
Go gata!
I'm Anonymous!
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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 3, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
AERose.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
consumer
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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 3, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
By the way, this entire subthread is pointless.
There are no women on the internet.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
so that girl from Russia that sends me email isn't really a female?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU MEAN JASMIN ISN'T REALLY JASMIN?!?!?!?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But is she really Live?
Not if I have a say
Sincerely,
Craig James
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and Peggy isn't really Peggy.
Misophobia isn't a word?
by Lurkette on Dec 3, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MY WORLD IS CRUMBLING
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
“This isn’t feelingsball, it’s football!”
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go sit in the dugout
little Johnny’s mom brought orange slices
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Coming from a Michigan fan, that was a bullshit PI call
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
That screengrab wouldn't happen to be from a certain Fiesta Bowl, would it?
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
2008-9 MNCG
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Gritty MLB
got a wrestling scholarship very B1Gy
oh man!
so good to see you guys!
I hope VT really takes advantage of this bye week. Clemson looks really good in their unofficial scrimmage against Purdue.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions
I still think it's too early
Would kick it here
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ahhh, fuck, Brewster agrees with me
Is it too late to change my opinion?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wisky making this fun as fuck
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
It's okay
they’ll lose to BIG EAST TEAM in the Orange Bowl.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
the trophy will be
clemson bending the entire ACC over
by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Except for GT. We own Clemson.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
incomplete
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
Love me some shovel pass
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions
obligatory.
gravy leak
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions
there's a non-turbo mode?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
one hour ago was so much more manageable
that or I am more drunk
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
So I think Okie State is going to get the go ahead over Bama
And the Bama wails of anguish: hilarious.
by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 11:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
We must have a Finebaum thread.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I can hear them from here...
PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You notice the Bammers are not here?
All the Bammers on my Twitter feed have already had aneurysms.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh my god!
I knew it was a little more pleasant around here…
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It's like us Arky fans in 4th quarter aginst LSU
Huddled in our burrows, giding. Waiting for the pain to stop.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
To be fair, it's 4:15 in the morning where she is
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
She's in England, probably sleeping
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
There will be no living with the bastards if they hold on to the two spot.
/makes plan to hide from secretary, paralegal, and runners.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
May just have to.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
We have wifi,
I have a decent sized office. C’mon down.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
My heritage includes rooting for AL but I'm not upset if OSU plays LSU.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
That's impossible.
Unfortunately that show was too heavy on Auburn jubilation. More Bama anguish is preferable.
I'm OK with this if we end up in the Fiesta Bowl.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan or K State will get Bama in Sugar Bowl
“You got this”
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
NOT IT.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OH NO YOU DON'T
You wanted it, it’s all yours.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Imperial Midget will be MAD
Oh, he gonna be mad.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
His tears would taste delicious
If only robots could cry.
Go gata!
by theologator on Dec 3, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Oh, we didn't care. Going to the Sugar Bowl is a letdown. We weren't into it."
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We are happy that we had a winning season and played well in all of our games except 1.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Turn over VT. Go Tigers!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 11:13 PM EST reply actions
LOL! Bulemia tried to go for two
and didn’t get it!!
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
Of course.
It was on the card.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
my dad is probably talking about how stupid bielema is
kinda wish i could hear it
by willbechampions on Dec 3, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
BYU 41 Hawaii 20 F
BYU ends as a pretty good team. Pretty good first year as independent.
Down to final four regular season games to wrap up.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Fuck You!!
Sorry.
That was an instinctual response to seeing the letters B, Y and U in immediate proximity to each other.
by kadoogan on Dec 3, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yaaaaaay ok but not great independent records!
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I have Houston Nutt PTSD. I still think 9-3 records are good!
Hell I’m 10-2 and ALL THE HAPPY!
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
OSU fans chanting "LSU"
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
No
You don’t want.
You will be ground into dust along with all the other supplicants.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I will fight the BCS in the beaches! I will fight it in the halls! I will fight it in the archipelagos!
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Fox discovered twitter I see
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
Well I didn't think the annual choke would be today
I thought Tech would wait until bowl season to have a soul crushing loss
Herp derp
fumble punt
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
somebody post a pic
from last years fiesta bowl, showing the OU slaughetring of UConn, just to make these people feel a LITTLE better
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Nope
They don’t get nice things.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
/plays Boomer Sooner
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
...and back to fuck them.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
It's UConn.
I could find a Blake Griffin highlight-reel dunk, though.
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
Held them to 10 points, too.
(stifling laughter)
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Oh God.
‘It was really a game that ’Bama controlled, and they should have won, but they didn’t.’
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. YOU. FUCKING. IDIOT.
by Erik T on Dec 3, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/No need to duck a Bama FG attempt.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Im stading off the the side at about a 30 degree angle
I think that means I should be terrified
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
refs cheated them
Reid interception was not a real INT
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
No, I am not taking perverse pleasure in what Clemson is doing to VPI
/flips back to ACCCG
//giggles
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
"That first game was a great defensive struggle!"
No, it was like watching developmentally disabled children scuffle.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He's caught Millen-itis
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Longest return in ACC Championship history.
All 6 Glorious years of it.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions
Nessler and Blackledge now with full-on LSU-Bama trolling
how’s it feel to toe that company line, boys?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
They are trolling hard
"Be Insanely Great"
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
not nearly drunk enough yet.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions
yuengling?
no.
pride in my team?
yes.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Todd Blackledge, you were the worst first-round draft pick in Chiefs history.
Therefore, you are a fucking stupidhead and need to shut up.
“Alabama lost at home in overtime to the best team in the country. Oklahoma State lost to IOWA STATE.” On the road. In overtime. Dumbfuck.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
.
And in the wake of a shocking tragedy for the school, too, making Blackledge’s bullshit statement even more idiotic.
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
by 82-0 on Dec 3, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
announcers are stupid
most here could do better after drinks.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
/Runs side to side endlessly.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
By the looks of it
Wiscy never seen a reverse before
So if Todd Blackledge or Craig James walk into your town
Who do you run out of the town first?
James.
At least Blackledge didn’t allegedly murder people.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Blackledge is alright. When he's talking about FOOTBALL.
Which is different than talking about shit the grownups need to be discussing.
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Is there any chance Jim Delaney took two random teams from Ohio, put them in Wisky and Sparty jerseys and whispered soft and low, "Gimme some MACtion?"
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
MIAMI WINS THE BIG 10
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
at the risk of me posting the same picture of a shirtless player twice in one day
this is your reward for taking one for #TeamButthurt
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 11:20 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
who is complaining?
no one. not one person.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
If I get the real thing, I'll accept it.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'll rec it every time.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
eye candy for a portion of the commertariat.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Turnabout is fair play
After all the shots of the redhead from mad men turning about.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
didn't say it wasn't.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Brad Wing is the hottest punter in all of the realities.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Ray Guy voters are complete douchenozzles.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Don't have to tell me that!
Tough to get offense going when you’re consistently starting around the 5.
by WVUPensGuy on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
BRAD WING IS FUCKING RIPPED AND YUMMY TO LOOK AT is the significance.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
LSU's Crocodile Puntee, Brad Wing
aka Chloe’s paramour
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
Whoa hold on there.
Custody is disputed.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yeah. I haven't withdrawn my claim...
/knows it’s futile
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
time to fight fire with fire...
Follow @TheMightyErik
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
do want
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Oh thank you
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
"You wear too much eye makeup. It makes you look like a whore."
by Guynemer on Dec 3, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore."
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 3, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Once my sister said she was dressed too slutty for church (she was)
This has become a family meme.
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
No one likes fake tits
except for plastic surgeons
by Guynemer on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ladies...
return fire!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
not a fan of flammable, plastic boobies
but still would. every.damn.time.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Well sir, if it's a war you want
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what side are you on here?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Saywhat?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
i has a confuse
so….here
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
WHIA
YES PLEASE
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
all of the yes
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll take the one on the left.
Or both, if that’s allowed.
by Salt on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In serial and parallel.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I'd make a roux with either one of them.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've always thought the LSU Golden Girls were the SEC's answer to the Song Girls.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Would you want him in a kitchen with you?
There are knives and things….
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Of course I wouldn't
But Mango said he’d make a roux with them, and it sounded kinda cannibalistic and Craig James-esque. Though I’m not a lady of the night, so maybe I’d be safe.
*Allegedly
Go gata!
Oh my
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Deal.
student, verified cracker, roundball enthusiast.
by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
I guess you're playing against yourself here?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
GEAUX
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Fun fact.
Brad Wing is the second punter to have an article in the Wall Street Journal written about him in recent memory.
The first? Zoltan Mesko, the most interesting man in the NFL.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
/Orders Space Emperors to unite and fight for Betelgeuse Holy Land
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Betelguese, Betelguese, BETELGUESE!
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
DAY-O.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Brandon Graham?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
/stoops puts poops in snifter
//swirls
///takes big whiff
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:21 PM EST reply actions
"Ah, the Hangover Black. Exquisite."
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Marry, Fuck, Kill?
Todd Blackledge, Craig James, Tim Brewster?
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
suicide
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Well Craig James would probably kill the other two
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You gotta kill Craig James
to save all his future victims.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Blackledge knows loyalty
Gotta marry him
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bama it is, then.
student, verified cracker, roundball enthusiast.
by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK THAT NOISE
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
well that's it
bama would never give up 10 pts in a game
According to Brad Edwards
Pokes will need approximately 45 of 174 voters to rank them No. 2. Most anti-rematch sentiment will be in Harris poll.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Im not sure if he means 45 in total or 45 more than they had last week
But I would guess he meant in total
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 3, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
So you're saying we need some serious vote...persuasion?
/grabs coat
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
get me a stack of cash and a bus
we need to get out the vote.
/louisianapolitics
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
That's not even a third.
I can see this happening.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently, after tonight the computers should pretty much unanimously be in OSU's favor
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
one more beer
then headed to the suburbs to erin k on other peoples’ dimes
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST reply actions
who is erin k and what does she have to do with others' dimes
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
what the fuck!
I hate the auto correct feature. meant to type “drink” and it changed it to “erin k”
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
You're not gettinf off that easily
Who is erin k and what do you plan on doing with her?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
do we really want to know?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
please.
I’m headed to a house owned by a dude named Sam. and I have a BEAUTIFUL girlfriend named Analise, so anyone named Erin can go to hell.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
geez, ok ok... just sayin you coulda sent Erin K our way is all
Follow @TheMightyErik
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
if I meet anyone named Erin K,
I’ll direct her to the interwebs
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
so you're saying that you ARE getting off that easy
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, let's ask "Analise" about erin k and see what she says
That’ll get to the bottom of this.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
I understand the temptation
esp given the rivalry. but I’d like to end this here.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
What rivalry?
I missed something.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
VT-WVU?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
You VT?
Yeah, I missed that. Tough loss, dude. I like to heap on the chatter, but games like this suck for the true fan.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
I actually really appreciate that.
thanks, bud.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Autocorrect is America's answer to rhyming slang.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
That does sound straight out of a rap song
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
You know, if there's one thing that college football needs more of...
it’s CGI dancing robots.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 PM EST reply actions
I actually enjoyed it.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
GUYS GUYS GUYS
I NEED ME SOME SUGAR
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I'm the same way, but with fruits
except for peaches. do you accept peaches?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
most epic trolling in Tuscaloosa after the game of the eon
LSU fan leaving the stadium yelling I got Sugar Bowl tickets for sale to the Bammers.
/guy must have been a wizard
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
it was pretty civil the whole time
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
One good thing about living in MN:
Salty, squeaky homemade cheese curds in a ziplock bag you can purchase from the grocery store
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
That pic up top by the MightyErik and booze makes me want to do bad decisions tonight
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:26 PM EST reply actions
Mike is going "Imma get fucking pneumonia because of that."
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
Sparty
they’ve only run that play 17 times on 3rd down today
Clemson 38 Virginia Tech 10 F
Fuck you Clemson for fucking giving up in November
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Wouldnt you have loved to have seen Dabo in the NC game?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Clemson could be scary good next season
Theyll have almost everyone back from this year, and the only starters the few starters they are losing arent that great. They even have a top 5 recruiting class
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 3, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Great Lakes Brewing Company's Christmas Ale
gets a 7 out of 10 for me. Delicious, high abv, seasonal.
I’m a sucker for seasonal’s
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:28 PM EST reply actions
Used to live in michigan and loved that stuff
Now I live in texas and cannot haz :(
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Colorado has some nice breweries.
Check out Breckenridge Brewery
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
It is fantastic
I miss it every year, and get some as a Christmas present most every year
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I hold out for single batch bourbon.
Alcohol is the best gift, really.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I usually get single malt Islay too
My family knows me
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Do want.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Shenanigans on broadway in Lexington.
They might have it on tap too for growlers.
Whoever prices their tap beer is an idiot. So cheap.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I've never actually been in there
Been in the naked pizza. It’s all closed up now though.
Sposed to be SEC
Very impressive selection.
Everything has the “campus tax”, though.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
I think I went there. I went somewhere in Lexington that was serving TOP shelf bourbon for $7/glass.
I can’t get Woodford for under $10 in Alabama but they had much better for much cheaper.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Shenanigans is just a liquor store.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
how top shelf top shelf?
I’m nursing a bottle of Basil Hayden’s now and I need to figure out the next bourbon to try when this one gives up the ghost.
Go gata!
Blanton's?
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Also, best deal in bourbon has to be Bulleit.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
agree
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
I disagree
Bulleit: $18/bottle
Buffalo Trace: $16/bottle
Montgomery County Liquor Stores FTMFW!
Go gata!
I've found Handles
of bulleit for $30. STEAL.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm so sorry.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, what?
That can’t be MoCo. Not unless liquor got a lot cheaper there since I moved back south in June.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Blanton's is incredible. Bookers is good. Pappy Van Winkle.
Woodford is a damn fine bourbon for $30/fifth
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I would like
ALL THE BLANTON’S please
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Have you tried
Town Branch bourbon yet? It’s Alltech’s bourbon.
The bottle is sick, haven’t tried it yet.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 4, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Great choice!
My personal favorite holiday beer is Troegs Mad Elf…11% ABV cherry beer.
by WVUPensGuy on Dec 3, 2011 11:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
wooooooooooooo Okie Lite
fuck those Bammers, get your second-place votes
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
LOL at Gundy
39-36 game?
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 PM EST reply actions
* 'A 'man
www.charliebaumandeservedit.com
by JamBoyce on Dec 3, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like him.
But the notion that any team not playing on Sunday can score 30-some points on LSU is silly.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 3, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oregon nearly did it.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Florida scored 11, which when you factor in the Derp Conversion factor that was Charles & Co.
equals about 45 points I think.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
He's a man! He scores 40!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There's your soundbite
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
All the bad.
And Okie light may have trolled their way past Bammer
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Not much.
Herman Cain suspended his campaign.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Fucked by anybody who would have him apparently
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Sorry Russell Wilson,
u no Denard
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
U haz sayin?
www.charliebaumandeservedit.com
by JamBoyce on Dec 3, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I takes it alls bak
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
GUSGASM!!!!!!!!!
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions
GUS IS HAVING AN ANEURISM!!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Gus just had a heart attack
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions
GUSGASM!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
SPARTY NO
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Gus johnson just creamed himself
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
YES HE DID
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
fuckin a he did
Follow @TheMightyErik
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Nice catch
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions
Is it not offensive pass interference if it moves the game forward?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
JESUS CHRIST GUS JOHNSON COULD MAKE ELECTRONIC DISCOVERY FASCINATING
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
OH. MY. METADATA!
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and he's been looking at these e-mails all day, and
IT SAYS THE CEO KNEW THEY WERE LYING ON THE 10-K! OOOOOOOOOOH!
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
askvasVARvjagal';lsVanrgna
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I don't particularly like the "exciting game" argument
since you just never know. I do like the “not conference champion? No BCSCG for you.”
now THAT was a GUSGASM
And the phrase “money quote” was uttered soon ater
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
gus johnson
you keep doing you. I like it.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That was a play truly worthy of a Gus Johnson freakout.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
And now, the XP only puts you up 2...
which is why you kick earlier
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So much this.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Chasing points is always a bad idea.
Unless your QB can do that.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 3, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
AND EVEN MORE SPARTY NO
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
WISKY YES
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
God I'm glad this is the only dramatic rematch we have to watch this season
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:32 PM EST reply actions
Wrong
This just proves how good a Bama-LSU rematch will be
Signed
-ABC exec
My soul for a good yellin' voice.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Dec 3, 2011 11:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
It is a crime against humanity
that Gus Johnson was never allowed to call the Final Four, and instead they used Nantz and that pissfuckshitballsassfuckdickstick Billy Packer.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
THIS
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
also, Bill Raftery with Johnson
I know some don’t like him, but I’ll stick with him.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
That could create a disturbance in the universe that could implode Dick Vitale
It should happen immediately
Greened
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
CBS is a piece of shit.
Gust calling today’s game would have brought me so much joy.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
HAM SO MUCH HAM
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
GAAAAAAAAAAA
LOUD NOISES
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
CHEESE TOAST IS CHEESE TOAST
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
GUSCON 1
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
COULD HAVE USED THAT IN THE ROSE BOWL
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
RUN PASS OPTION
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, RON GILMORE?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
It was ON. THE. CARD.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Why did FOX lose the rights to the BCS AND THEN get Gus?
DAMN YOU FOX!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:34 PM EST reply actions
Why did they have it before they got Gus?
DAMN YOU FOX!
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Gus Johnson to Russel Wilson:
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Dec 3, 2011 11:34 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Oklahoma State 44 Oklahoma 10
Ok K State, you got a good BCS opening here. Also, Okie State needs to play LSU.
And the season is almost over.
I’ll keep an eye on the bowl news as it develops.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Roommate is convinced Wisky receiver pushed off on that play
I disagree with him.
We go to the tape, fail to find it.
“The TV cameraman just wasn’t fast enough” he claims.
FIND THE HOLE IN HIS LOGIC.
Sposed to be SEC
ANSWER THE QUESTION
SNUD
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
didn't push off
even if he did it was very derpish of Sparty to allow that
I thought I saw it live but not on the slow-mo replay
Or as it’s known in the B1G, the replay.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Equal to the odds that Gus Johnson has a heart attack and dies in the booth.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Bret Bielema once pulled a Dutch Oven on his girlfriend
and laughed about it afterwards.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Bret Bielema put hoes before bros
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 3, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Good thing for Michigan St
Biel still has 2 timeouts
Because Wisconsin can't cover kicks worth shit
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This score in the B1GCG makes me lol
Tressel must be trembling in rage that this has occurred with his departure.
by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 11:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He applied last April
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
No!
Not because I care about UCLA
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 3, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Someone other than a qb passed?
Not as God and the founding fathers intended
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
can we PLEASE get a clip of that play and mouthgasm???
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
HOLD ON, YOU'RE PULLING THIS NFLAIDS COMMERCIAL-KICKOFF-COMMERCIAL BULLSHIT ON US
FUCK YOU!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
It's like they waited for the second that Bedlam was over to jam a bunch of ads down the tube
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
/vomits
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
God, just imagine if Gus Johnson had called the Giant Snatch in Super Bowl 42.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
phrasing
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see the problem wi....
ohhhhhhh
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Dec 3, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mea culpa
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Dec 3, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
all right folks
I’m out. I’ll see y’all in a few hours. hopefully I won’t be out TOO long…and hopefully I won’t remember this.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:37 PM EST reply actions
Have a good night.
we will play drinking to Arrested Development soon!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
let's have a co-ed time
K i’m done
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
more Wing before you go?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
all wing goes directs to Chloe tonight
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
aw cmon!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
/intercepted by SG42 or me
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
hey
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
She's had a rough day. I'd let her have this one.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
That's true.
She deserves a good night.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yeah. She can have him tonight.
I got dibs on him after Denard dies in the Sugar Bowl.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
There was a really nice picture
of Paul Posluszny without a shirt, but I can’t find it now.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
i did too!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Bullshit. Your team won a conference championship.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
true,
but my whole family went to UGA so i have love for them too!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
If she does to Wing what Gundy did to Stoops
God have mercy on the mariner.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I refuse to graduate.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
would. would. would. would. would. would. would. would not. would. would would would would. would think. would would think. would. would not. would
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Would
each and every one, but especially the redhead in the front
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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I like the cut of his hair.
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by Tuco on Dec 3, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not...
however, it does violate my “nobody that could have actually been in one of my classes” rule
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Yes, I don't date students,
or even former students.
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My thought was "Everyone was a student somewhere at some point" ;)
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Aww, thanks.
But yes, I was referring to only the people who have or do take my classes.
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Right
I don’t date anyone who is of age with students or former students of mine
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here's to being 22!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
how about students of the game?
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cool! :D
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What Just happened
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
from orig angle looked like he levitated out of bounds
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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Gonna need to review that shit.
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FIIIIIIIIIIRES
AND IT’S CAUGHT
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions
Holy crap
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions
HOW THE FUCK?!?!?!
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Too bad he was OOB
Hell of a catch, and effort to keep the right foot up, though
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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRES...
…
…
…
ANDITSCAUGHT
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It was fantastic."
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Pretty sure the whole foot has to stay in bounds, not just the toe.
How is this any different from the ordinary “heel in bounds, toe goes out” incompletion?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
No way that's a catch.
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Yeah. That's gonna get overturned.
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No
just no
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Can't be a catch
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"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions
No catch
But that was a damn Superman-like effort.
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Incomplete, no?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions
his whole foot has to be inbounds
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
i mean when the whole foot lands,
he didnt drag he just planted toe then heel
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
If the heel had touched first
and then the rest of the foot was out, we wouldn’t be having this discussion.
Out of bounds.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I've been over the actual rule in the book,
and if you interpret it literally, then it doesn’t matter what part of the foot comes down first. If you can determine that any point touched inbounds before another part comes down out of bounds, then it’s an inbounds play.
That’s if you read it literally. I haven’t found any directions for refs that tells them to interpret a certain way.
/demands fidelity to original public meaning of rulebook language
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
that is what I remember reading.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Think of the play you've seen a million times
The catch is made on the sideline. The player’s heel lands in bounds, then the rest of the foot lands on the line. He’s out of bounds.
This was the same thing, only in reverse. His toe hit first, then the heel came down out of bounds.
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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions
His toe is in
but the rest of his foot isn’t. Incomplete.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions
That ref
got inadvertently hit by a chair and woke up to find the toe in-bounds.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Mike Pereira says
“I make THOUSANDS a year for this shit”
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What is this shit?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
One of the best incompletions I have ever seen
/watches CJ catch vs. Chicago Bears
/weeps
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
it doesn't matter if the whole foot touches out of bounds afterwards. ... any part in bounds is in bounds.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:43 PM EST reply actions
Can't hit both in and out at the same time
if he’d tapped the toe in, and then the heel came down, that’s different
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it looked like it touched in bounds then the out of bounds touched
I’m not on HD so not definite opinion on my part.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
In the HD, from my vantage,
big toe part of the shoe hit out, at the same time that pinky toe part hit in bounds
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
okay that would be out then.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
and now we have the NFLAIDS
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NEEDZ NFL-CALIBER DEFENSE ON FIELD TO WIN.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
"Look at how much white is there"
Is 8-Ball in the box too?
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lol nowaitnvm
there are like 10 people there and there’s christmas music playing.
staying here with foobaw.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:43 PM EST reply actions
No I am seriously asking what the rule is if the toe is in but the rest of the foot then lands out.
by bangkokhoosier on Dec 3, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
He was out because he hit simultaneously in and out of bounds.
It has nothing the hell to do with how much of the foot was involved.
The way I read the rule is that any part of your foot inbounds before another part goes out means that you're inbounds.
However, this guy’s foot was on the line, so it doesn’t matter for this particular play.
according to the NFL rules guru, no
but he’s an NFL rules guru
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
but the rest of the foot was out so not exactly a toe drag was it?
by bangkokhoosier on Dec 3, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
but it's the same concept
part of foot lands in bounds then moves OOB. if he caught it on his tiptoes barely in bounds and fell backwards out of bounds it would be good.
In a toe drag
Only the toe touches, and it is dragged from in-to-out of bounds.
In this case, the whole foot ultimately came down, with only the toe in bounds. Just like if the heel hit in and then the rest of the foot was out, this is not a catch.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Well, if you catch the ball on a full run a yard into the end zone
your whole body eventually lands out of bounds.
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After a bounce
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Yes, but
You have dragged your foot from being all in bounds with nothing touching out of bounds to being out of bounds.
In this case, the whole foot ultimately came down, half in and half out. If the whole foot had come down in bounds and then it was dragged out, he would have been in bounds for the catch.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 4, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
SPARTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
This is hilarious.
I think we might need a Valenti Live Thread if Sparty goes on to lose.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
this might be one of the times i actually like following him on twitter
wait why do i follow valenti on twitter still?
by willbechampions on Dec 3, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
So if Wiscy gets a 1st down its game over.
if MSU goes for it and fails its still Wiscy gets a 1st down and game over. WTF
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
There's still Army-Navy
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Go Navy!
So Say We All
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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN
Go Army, Beat Navy!
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I think this year I am GO ARMY
need to make it up to some friends who went to West Point.
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
paul johnson's players
will not lose to Army
How many of his players are still there?
Considering he’s been at Tech for four seasons now, I’m betting not many.
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
I would say none, in that case
Navy doesn’t have redshirts
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I'm on America's team.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
I guess all these pics of Wing today are fair
as EDSBS used to have a bunda feature.
Y’all have some catching up to do.
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"You're currently in violation of six of them" "Make it seven"
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Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Wait, why did they punt?
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
something about the NFL and AIDS
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Because SPARTY NO!
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why wouldn't you trust your D?
You know, the one that’s given up 42 points?
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He is a Tressel Disciple
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/bows down to Beamer
//loses 38-10
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
His brain tends to be ok, its his heart thats the problem
Serriously though, he fakes a X and then punts here?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
maybe Dantino is thinking
Wiscy still have 3 timeouts
Seriously Fox?
Do we need commercials during every timeout?
So....there's a bar we only go to ripped
and that’s where I want to start.
/on. my. way
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:48 PM EST reply actions
This is getting awesome
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:49 PM EST reply actions
I'm back from Atlanta y'all
Hell yeah LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
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So Dantonio has NFLAIDS
and Bielema is a pussy. Do I understand it correctly?
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
does anyone have any puppies for me?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions
Goddamn, Wisky.
If you’re going to run, why not run wide? The whole defense is in between the tackles.
HAHAHAHAHA SPARTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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SPARTY NO
SPARTY NO
SPARTY NO
SPARTY NO
SPARTY NO
SPARTY NO
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That was the most ultimate SPARTY NOOOOO of all time
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
sparty has had plenty of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs
that is the biggest
SPARTY NOOOOOOOOOO
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And there it is.
The SPARTY NO of the season.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
LET'S HAVE A SPARTY NO TIME LET'S HAVE A SPARTY NO TIME
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Sparty NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hahahahahahaha
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Damn that flag for ruining an ultimate Gusgasm
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!!!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Hate rec still hate
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Sparty gonna Sparty.
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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nice acting job?
Troll harder Charles Davis
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
Call in and tell him "that's why you're Michigan State"
I want to tape the meltdown.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 4, 2011 12:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
The guy dove, obviously
but the penalty is for “running into,” which indisputably happened.
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
I am giggling uncontrollably at Sparty's Derp.
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Oh, Dantonio, you so crazy.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions
Well, i do believe it is time to go see what I can do to fuck my liver up!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
That. Was. Wonderful.
Valenti Live Thread on Monday?
Valenti Live Thread on Monday.
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DINGHIES!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
I feel sorry for Valenti's dad.
I wanted him to get his Rose Bowl.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
How delightful.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions
I will be rooting for you quakers
make our division proud
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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 3, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Gus is extremely upset about that.
lolololololol
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 3, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions
Statistics of nebulous value.
Since the first SEC CG in 1992 through tonight, there have been 66 CG games played among all conferences. Of those 66, 24 were rematches from the regular season. Of those 24, 15 times the same team won both games, including 1 of 2 rematches today.
What this means, I don’t know.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 3, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This is more SPARTY NO than RUN CHRIS PERRY RUN, Braylonfest, Manninghamfest, and RoboHenne put together.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
An Iowa State fan is up in my grill on Twitter
because Oklahoma State went 11-1 and I need to just deal with it and accept that they played a tougher schedule than Alabama.
/nathanfillion.gif
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Next, I expect to be taken to task by an irate Miami fan
who swears that K-State deserves a BCS bid. After that, perhaps some crazed Missouri fan will berate me for my affection for the University of Kansas.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can be irate if you need me to be
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
I'm here for argument...
I’m sorry, this is abuse
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
huh?
I thought you wanted OSU in the big game.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
First, my apologies.
Second, Iowa State fans know how to use Twitter?
by Narrow Right on Dec 4, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
The worst part
is that WRNL was going off about how ISU gets no respect, and I said “Now, tell me, how many games did y’all win this year?”
And THAT is what retarded ISU fan replied to.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
goodnight everyone!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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take care!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Over/Under 10 bowl committees up right now wranging & making calls?
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
LET'S HAVE A CAL VS. TEXAS TIME LET'S HAVE A CAL/TEXAS TIME
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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well. Time to have a REALLY REALLY DRUNJ TIME
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions
I never fell asleep
I finally got no so full so decided to drinj.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
atta boy.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
And that, Michigan State, is why you cannot have nice things.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Is your phone dead?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
To lose a game on a punter flop ... that has to suck.
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This.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not denying contact,
but the added acting puts it into flop category.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
I would be pretty upset if flopping ended up making a running into kicker call a roughing call, though.
Thought that was going to happen in the SEC game today.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
A flop is going down with embellishment,
so it was a flop regardless of if the ref throws the flag or not.
If there was contact and the ref throws the flag then it is running into the kicker. If the ref doesn’t throw the flag then no penalty.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
A flop is going down with embellishment for the purpose of drawing a flag when there really wasn't one.
There really was one.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
so the guys in soccer going down after contact aren't flopping?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Depends on if it were a foul before he went down or not
Also, soccer has an embellishment penalty
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The only embellishment there was when the punter put his hands on his head after hitting the ground.
I’m pretty sure if I was trying to balance on one leg with the other leg perpendicular to the ground, and someone so much as touched the leg that was in the air, I’d probably collapse in a heap and it would not be graceful.
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Oh, don't get me wrong
I absolutely believe that was running into the kicker. I’m simply replying to the “flopping after contact in soccer” comment
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Not disagreeing with you, just had to put that somewhere.
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that I can agree with.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Those are very subjective for giving out cards.
It matters whether the ref thinks it was excessive. In a running into the punter call, it doesn’t matter if he tapped him, or shot him in the head. It’s a penalty.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
What about embellishing to go from a running into the kicker penalty to a roughing penalty?
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
No, they aren't
Running into the kicker is 5 yards, Roughing is 15 and auto first down. That one just happened to be a first down, because it was 4th and 3
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yep, that's why there's so much argument when a punter actually does flop a "running into" into a "roughing"
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yep. I'd like to see a more defined roughing vs. running into penalty.
Contact with plant leg = Roughing, no questions since shredded knees aren’t fun.
Contact w/ kicking leg/body = Running into kicker unless the defender makes an intentional move like lowering the shoulder/wrapping up, etc.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Yep - I'm betting the refs have some instruction in that
but, the more you put in the rule book, the more whingeing that happens
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I think that's about how it goes.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And if you are punter,
after any contact you want to make look like they tore off a limb so you can gain the roughing penalty.
In this case, the running into was definite and a penalty was correctly called.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
I have no argument about it.
That was definitely running into the kicker.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This
I punted a little my freshman year. (I was desperate to make varsity, I was even the holder) You’re taught to hold that leg out there until you physically can’t hold hit up anymore.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Not saying this isn't the case, but being able to act into the bigger penalty I'm not a fan.
Now hitting the guy should definitely be the minor penalty, no argument there.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
Simple way to fix that
DON’T RUN INTO THE KICKER
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He had no business anywhere near the punter
The Badger defense had shown no ability to stop the MSU offense. That was a boneheaded play on all accounts. He was the only one really rushing, so I gotta believe they didn’t call a block play.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
let this be a lesson
When your special teams are DERP. You can’t win. Unless you are Alabama who is so fucking good that they could win despite lousy special teams and deserve to play for the national title.
I think that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. How marvelous.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 3, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Misophobia isn't a word?
by Lurkette on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My name is Wicsy McBadger
You ruffed my punter
prepare for the capitol one bowl
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Dec 3, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
you get a rec, sir
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
will alwz rec these
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Okay thats it for me gang
have a lovely night, i am putting my sick self to bed
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later!
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
No more footbaw?
I have the MAC CG DVRed….
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 3, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions
Here's is the ultimate GUSGASM from earlier today
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:54 PM EST reply actions
Wisconsin 42 Michigan State 39 F
I’ll see you Sparty bros at Capital One.
Or maybe KSU or Oklahoma in Cotton Bowl
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
P.S.....I really don't want to play Oklahoma this year
./Chloe would kill me
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
If Okie light gets into the NCG and KSU takes their Fiesta spot, we may end up playing Okie.
Not sure if want.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
One of us gets OU and other gets Michigan State
Who would you rather smacktalk with?
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
We played Sparty what two years ago was it?
Okie would be a fun game since it’s different. Also saw we may play Corn, which I still think of as Big 12, but we’ll see.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 11:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
never realized THIS guy QB'd Wisky
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Well, Oregon-Wisconsin Rose Bowl should be a blast.
Ultimate contrast in styles. I’m looking forward to that one.
As for Sparty…typical.
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"The first, inaugural big 12 champions"
Oh FOX, you are FOX
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by Irishjugg on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
We were totally Big 12 champions before Wisconsin.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Hears a familiar accent on TV
//Looks up, sees Cheese Toast getting interviewed
I keep forgetting he’s a Va kid.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
STOOPS BE TROLLIN
@johnehoover: Bob Stoops says he will vote #okstate No. 2 behind LSU tomorrow. #Sooners
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
He may very well also vote Alabama about 5th
Like people did to Michigan in 2006
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Good.
Now that the complete BCS mockery can’t be made, I am on no rematch. But some of these BCS bowls will be boring as shit.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
I think if we can land Bama in Sugar, Clemson/WVU in Orange we can be ok.
Rose Bowl will be nice.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Rose will be fun.
My head is so full of fuck right now I don’t know what at large bids will be given. Please please please have Bammer drop to 3.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Don't be scurrrdd.
Unless he gets bored to death by Bama football.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
I am vry scurrd
Alabama is going to be maaaaaaaad if they don’t make the MNC game. Can’t we sacrifice WVU to them instead?
Breathe and think of when they played Utah.
They could be mad. Or they could completely stop caring.
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by Tremendous on Dec 4, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, "stop caring".
Not, “get the shit kicked out of them by a superior team”.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think the highlight of Andy Ludwig's career was getting to troll Nick Saban with impunity.
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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
But I don't want a snoozer.
Wait I see what you did there.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
If Bama is in the Sugar and Ok St is in the NCG
My guess for the bowls will be
Fiesta: K State vs West Virginia
Sugar: Bama vs Stanford
Orange: Clemson vs whoever the highest non-AQ (if one is above WVU).
Rose: Wisconsin – Oregon.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 4, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd put Michigan in Stanfords spot.
And maybe WVU to Orange & Houston or TCU to Fiesta
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Houston's not going to a BCS bowl.
No way no ho.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well then TCU gets the spot if any non-BCS does
Boise is s.o.l.
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They might not have a choice
If Stanford is in the top 4 they are an auto-bid. There might only be one true “at large” available, which should go to K-State.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
not exactly
in the above scenario Alabama takes the #3 auto bid, and the #4 auto bid rule doesn’t come into effect anymore. Stanford could be SOL.
by Tacopants on Dec 4, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, this exactly.
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Yep - #3 autobid invalidates the #4 one
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THIS WOULD PLEASE ME GREATLY.
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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Nein.
They won’t put WVU against a Big 12 team if at all avoidable.
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K-State-At Large (TCU?) and move WVU to Orange if you ask me,
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
No TCU vs K-State for same reason as no WVU.
If it were me, taking selection order (X) into account and assuming LSU/OSU:
Sugar: Bama (1) / TCU (3)
Fiesta: K-State (2) /Stanford (4)
Orange: Clemson / WVU (5)
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fiesta has picks 2 and 3 in this scenario
Not that it really changes your selection much. The Fiesta Bowl has got to be hoping Michigan gets into the top 14
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Oh, right.
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TCU-KSU won't happen because the bowls will be scared of not selling tickets/ads
Which is what I think you said, but many will miss out on the nuance
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Possibly along the lines of B12 vs B12 dialogue during the entire game
when the BCS wants to focus on the fair and balanced system they have.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They will want to avoid matching TCU or WVU
against a Big 12 team, period. Or against one another, although that’s not a concern here.
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Excuse me Cheese Toast, I have some questions
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by Tuco on Dec 3, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Question -- What typically happens to EDSBS during the offseason?
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Lots of arguments about BBQ
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Yeah, it was downright chippy around July or so
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 4, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
The Author and the other writers go a bit more long form
We have lots of off-topic discussions, and then the season gets close, and we all start to run stadium steps
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 4, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I enjoy the preseason troll-slaughter.
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The authors do what they can with newsy bits from the off-season.
There are usually open threads for major sporting events and occasionally for nothing in particular.
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by Tremendous on Dec 4, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
After the bowls, lots of hoopety and kickyball discussion.
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And then, stickyball over the summer
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Don't forget the hockey.
The semi-official offseason sport of EDSBS. It’s damn well-represented here, even from some non-traditional hockey locales.
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The Fulmer Cup is the official offseason sport of EDSBS.
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by allicolls on Dec 4, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Of course.
And since Auburn managed to take home both trophies last year, I think that Fulmer Cup potential should break the tie between Oklahoma State and Alabama to determine who gets a shot at LSU.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Of course I haven't forgotten
it’s the only winter sport I really watch
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Rumor has it one of us is headed to the Eastern Conference.
I say, take it. I’d rather keep the existing rivalries.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
It makes much more sense for the Jackets to move
Closer travel to all the SE teams. The only reason the Wings are suggested is because of some nebulous, never proven “promise to go back”
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'd be okay with playing against the northeastern Original Six teams or the Pennsylvania teams, because there's at least some history.
But Carolina/Florida/Tampa/Washington? That’s no fun.
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It's not that I want to play them...
but I’m willing to trade that to get out of the current division AND the long ass trips to the West Coast
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I don't know why Nashville to the Southeast is never brought up.
Seems like that would make more sense than either of them.
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Dunno, but I want into the East
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I think this coming summer
will be more kickyball-heavy than usual.
Also, OLYMPICS.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YESSS OLYMPICS
oh wait no one likes female gymnastics probably
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
I do!
I went to the Alabama/PSU meet in February and it was a lot of fun!
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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thought you were asleep!
running out of yuengling fast….
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
(you can tell,
because I didn’t do the grammatically correct ellipsis there . . . . )
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Still have 5 more,
I think. Just texting with a friend.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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I a m down to 10 left
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I'm working my way down
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I think they're a fine artistic endeavor, and I don't mind watching them.
I also think that they’re not a friggin’ sport.
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Gymnastics... not... sport?
/eye twitch
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 4, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
If the determination of who wins a competition
is a subjective interpretation by a judge or panel of judges who are doing something other than simply trying to count events*, it’s not a sport.
(* – boxing, etc, are “subjective”, but the subjectivity is limited to “did he land a punch or not?”, and is thus no different than an umpire calling a runner safe or out, etc.)
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It's not as subjective as I think you think it is.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 4, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, no, it's precisely as subjective as I think it is.
I realize that there are specific rules for what to deduct.
But in an environment where what’s required for a perfect score actually changes every competition based on what fucked-up crazy shit people have figured out how to do, the calculations of degree of difficulty are, themselves, subjective as all hell.
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I've always gone with "if the only person directly effecting your performance is you, it's not a sport"
But I don’t care enough to argue with someone who actually does care
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Choir require teamwork
and it’s not a sport.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
See above.
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I don't care whether you or anyone else thinks it's a sport or not,
those girls are fucking amazing!
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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Yep. They are.
But I forgot, there’s no graver insult you can proffer than to say something isn’t a sport.
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Well, with Euro 2012, there's a big tournament going on
Which should bring that on, same way the World Cup brought much more on
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Exactly.
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I can do stickyhitball talk, but bouncyhoops I dunno...
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
stickyball >>>>>>>>>> squeakyfouls
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Eh, I hate squeakyfouls
OSU apparently has a really good team, and I still couldn’t care less
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I like it only when Arkansas is playing.
And March buzzer beaters.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Baseball is my primary sport as a fan.
Any Dugout readers here?
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Love the Dugout
I love college football, but I LOVE baseball, and it will always be my #1 sport.
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I will rely on you and others then when I start channeling PECOTA or JI
JIM THOME
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
You'll be right at home here,
as it seems that 80% of the baseball fans are Braves fans
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The other 20% root for the Cardinals or the Tigers.
You may encounter a Yankees fan; if so, ignore him.
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yankees fans are so goddamn awful
so. awful.
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Except when they lose, then they're a delight.
Do I still have my copies of the New York Post and the Daily News from the day(s) after the Tigers knocked them out of the playoffs? Why, yes, I do!
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i can only imagine how great those are
i was in nyc this summer for the weiner scandal. we literally got both the post and daily news for the funny headlines.
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, Lord.
Yesterday in the Post, re: Dominique Strauss-Kahn – “The maid saw my oui-oui and she just couldn’t resist”.
There’s nothing worthwhile in the tabloid papers underneath the headlines (unless they’re apoplectic after the Yankees lose and they’re looking for people to blame and players to buy), but the headlines are admittedly a delight.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
once i read the online comments for a post article
my brain cells didn’t want to live anymore
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
That's my girlfriend.
I just say 1957.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
FUCK THE BRAVES AND THE CARDINALS AND THE TIGERS AND THE YANKEES
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I am most definitely the only regular poster
who is an Indians fan
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weirdo
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Haha we sentenced Derek Loew to Cleveland
HAVE FUN
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
That was definitely a win-win deal
Because the Braves are paying a big chunk of his salary- we get Lowe to eat innings for $5 mill, and you guys get to take a shot at a different guy
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E'll also eat your win column if you aren't careful...
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
His FIP wasn't that bad
And he’s likely to rebound for the Indians, as they have pretty good infield defense, which will help cover all the ground balls
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I'm actually not going to respond to this with the Ichiro quote, for once.
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I haven't in a while, but a lot of their stuff is pretty damn funny.
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practice for game threads.
and replacement of Z keys.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
March Madness
is effectively the EDSBS spring game.
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by The Missing T on Dec 4, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Shift + A
Tonight was a perfect example of how championship games can teach us jack shit. UW and MSU played two games this year. Both games came down to a somewhat miraculous catch. If you believe in the idea that homefield is worth about 3 points, these two teams are exactly the same.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 3, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Congratulations, sir.
The Badgers are a good team, and it’s fun to watch them play to their potential – they just execute the hell out of people.
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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dear Stempke:
CHEESE WILL DIE. LOVE, OREGON.
by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's going to be interesting seeing you two go at it from an Oregon-Wisconsin perspective
instead of the old ND-Northwestern perspective
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
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I have no enmity or annoyance or whatever with Wisconsin
Beyond wanting to beat the tar out of them to get a BCS win. Probably wont get too acrimonious
Right, but still fun
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Your team struggles when teams have time to prepare
I’m way less worried about Oregon than I was about TCU last year.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
It's not really the time, it's the presence of a very talented/disciplined DLine
Which is why Wisconsin doesnt worry me all that much. It’s gonna be a shootout, though
Enjoy the Rose Bowl!
And, when you play Oregon, RUN THE DAMN BALL on the 2 pointer
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They had no business going for two that early.
You never chase points until you absolutely have to.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I made the same argument upthread
Luckily, for you, they got it later, and it ended up not mattering
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Grats Stempke. I'm happy that you won't beat Arky again this year.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Arky can actually throw the ball now, wouldn't have felt right
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Well we get Sparty NO!, Boomer Sooners, or the Ken Starrs looks like
Or may K State in the “Jesus Fuck They Scored How Much!?” Game
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
We learned nothing but it was fun.
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
It's been Surreal Y'all
Hope I get to see you all for Army Navy next week. Goodnight Amurikah!
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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions
Go Navy!!! (bcuz AF alrdy owns the title)
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
later bro
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
RCMB has crowned wisconsin
“Flopsconsin”. this is awesome.
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
it's epic right now
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
i don't want to go there to lurk ever again
this summer once i saw a thread about how jailbait hangs out in starbucks in the summer time
and about this guy realizing he’ll never get a blowjob from his wife ever again
NO THANK YOU
by willbechampions on Dec 3, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
AND WE WILL PROUDLY GO TO HELL
And that is our great reward
For being the Royal
Canadian
Kilted
Yaksmen!
you folks have a good night
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same to you!
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen
#TeamButthurt has made it’s case. Now…we wait.
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I thought #TeamButthurt
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not for me
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
*FART NOISE*
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
I think he came clean
Punter didn’t really “act” either. Dude held his leg out (like punters are taught to do to draw that flag) and the guy was nice enough to run into his taint.
Real question is why they had a block on at all.
I don't think they did
That guy was the only one rushing with any intensity.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I thought I was rooting for MSU for a while
but this is just too funny. I can’t stop giggling to myself
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue
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thanks to Sparty No!
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I got 3rd.
Can’t complain. I won the one win money.
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I forgot to make picks these last two weeks
I blame Thanksgiving.
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by The Missing T on Dec 4, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
MSU fans are claiming:
1) It wasn’t a penalty
2) Even if it WAS a penalty, the refs shouldn’t have called it.
2) This isn't the NBA.
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Wait, don't call a penalty that was a penalty?
/nathonfillion.gif
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"Let the players decide it."
“Refs can’t make that call in that situation.”
“Blah, blah, blah.”
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 4, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
The players did decide it
by breaking the rules.
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It was a penalty.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
1. No 2. Referee activism in a sport that has Ron Cherry and Penn Wagers?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Dec 4, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just about to head out and BOOOOOM
Where did all these people come from?
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:00 AM EST reply actions
Badger badger badger
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Dec 4, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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It's a duck! A duck!
Oooooo, it’s a duck!
by Guynemer on Dec 4, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, but the
2-1-2-1-3-2 Defense will never work in major CFB.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 4, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
take it easy
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Is this quote horseshit from Saban?
“Anyone who doesn’t win their conference has no business playing in the national championship game.”
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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 4, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
It's perfectly correct
I don’t know if he actually said it, though.
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I really want to see someone ask Saban that in a presser this week.
Just to hear Saban say “I don’t give a shit what I said five years ago.”
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by Tremendous on Dec 4, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I believe it has been pointed out that he didn't actually say it.
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Been told that exact quote is not what he said.
by Narrow Right on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Oklahoman newspaper looked into it.
The closest that we came was something Saban said about Alabama and OU, both of whom played in conference championship games. "We’re the only two (contending) teams in the country that had to play a 13th game," he said. "We had to do a little bit more to earn the right."
by Narrow Right on Dec 4, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
mandatory
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Dec 4, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Wisconsin should have been called for pass interference on that 4th down
Oregon will hang 60 on Wisconsin. The slowness in the secondary is sooo hard to watch.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Oregon doesn't exactly have the best WRs though
But if we can get runs to the second level, we win.
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Slow?!
THIS IS B1G SPEED HERE, BUDDY.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
When they run away from you, they are slightly blue-shifted.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
that's what everyone thought
the last two times oregon played in a BCS game
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who can show me a puppy to make me BAWWWW tonight away?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions
.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh christ. Size...etc
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
What was
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Isn't it adorable
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
THIS ISN'T EVEN FAIR.
student, verified cracker, roundball enthusiast.
by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Not a puppy, but pretty awesome nonetheless...
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DUCKWORTH
Also, Montee pretty much has the TD record (even if it is bullshit) locked up.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
It's absolutely bullshit, and yet it's still totally awesome.
Fuck yes! Back to back Roses!
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
#TeamMarisisstillhomerunchamp
/just finished Ball Four, Bouton not giving the same glowing remembrance of Roger that came about in ’98, interesting.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Bouton tells shit like it is
Of course they were going to spit-shine Maris when everyone was talking about his record
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topical...
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
....
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by MikeLew on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A cake.
I baked you one.
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by allicolls on Dec 4, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
RECS FOR ALL YALL
wish I could rec the corgi twice! my favorite puppy.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
you're doing it wrong
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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 4, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My favorite brand of puppy
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Ok that's not working at all
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
we could try this...?
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It's like a jar of that Marshmallow Fluff stuff grew legs
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Supposed to be one of these
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Do they yowl like some beagles?
‘Cause that’s adorable, but my neighbors in high school had a beagle that sounded like a tormented mule.
Here you go
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by wahoocrew on Dec 4, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lol,
frenddddddd, that’s not a puppy! silly.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Off to watch the fight via illegal feed
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So if Alabama get in the championship game
does mean that we finally stuck it to the MAN?
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by rook0119 on Dec 4, 2011 12:07 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Title.
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by Tremendous on Dec 4, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NC State prematurely foreclosed on Russell Wilson.
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by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wait i kind of feel really sad now
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Sorry dad. Just not meant for us.
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 12:08 AM EST reply actions
Fuck that.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 4, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
wow.... lmao
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Will Oregon or Wisconsin be the "team that can't win the big one"
After January 2?
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HEY HEY YOU GUYS HOW'S YOUR NIGHT GOING
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME RIGHT NOW HAD A GREAT NIGHT IN CHARLOTTE BUT NOW I’VE GOTTA SPLIT ANYONE KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON IN MAIMI I THINK I’M GOING TO CHILL DOWN THERE FOR A WHILE ANYONE GOT A GOOD CONNECT OR MAYBE SOME OF THAT CUBAN COFFEE HEY MAYBE WE CAN GO DOWN TO CUBA I KNOW A GUY WHO MAKES EXPLODING TOILET SEATS LET’S GO TAKE OUT CASTRO THEN HIT UP A WAFFLE HOUSE AND PLAY SOME JENGA HEY WHERE’S MY STEREO
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by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 12:10 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
This is pretty much exactly how I feel right now, too.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Congrats. Hell of a game.
I’m annoyed that between OSU’s cheating last year and the institution of a title game this year (we were the only 7-1 team), fate hosed us out of two potential Rose Bowls, but I can’t blame you for it.
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I felt like MSU outplayed Wisconsin in just about all facets of the game
I would have felt zero shame in losing this one.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Yep. Same here.
No shame in losing to Wisconsin in a close game, but fuck, not that way.
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Well, that fucking sucked.
Stupid, stupid decision to go for the block there.
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That's brutal man
I blame the Law of Gus.
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No, Law of Gus
would be if the punt return stood and Wisconsin threw a Hail Mary.
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It appears it was just the one guy, not the coaching staff...
which is a significant upgrade from JohnEll, at least
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All game long, Sparty kept going for the big play.
Burned them in the end.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Damn, that Martin almost-catch.
If he had managed to hang onto it, I think it was good. Got the toe down just before the rest of the foot.
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damn that entire second half
glad I have y’all.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
Right a least we're not Gawja
But is that really saying anything?
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
same as saying
at least we’re not VT . . .
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but he juggled the ball when he came to the ground.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
I KNOW THAT FEEL, BRO.
I know that feel.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
I have to give Dantonio credit - he made some gutsy calls that were very good and quite entertaining.
I don’t know that the block call was his.
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He said it was afterwards
“That was on me.” was the quote
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't.
I can’t picture him throwing anyone under the bus.
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Michigan fans complementing Dantonio?
DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Now I KNOW I hallucinated that entire game.
Whew.
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Ehhh...
True, but if it wasn’t him, he would have gone with a more Dantonioesque comment of “the coaching staff and I felt it was the right move.” Or something. He doesn’t usually peg just himself on something
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
I'll defer to you.
I’m sure you’ve seen more of his press appearances than I have.
I just have the image of John L. saying “The coaches are screwing it up!” and slapping himself in the face playing in my head on an endless loop, and I am confident that Dantonio has the self-control to at least not do that.
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It will take a long time and a lot of work to finally rid the program of John L's stink
Dantonio is doing the best he can in that regard.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
He's a stand up guy, but I don't think it was his call
I think he’s just covering for his player
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 4, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Danny Kanell? that fucking guy?
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
He's right
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oh very true but I had all done and forgotten that asshole
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
What's Chris Simms' opinion?
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Dec 4, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nate Longshore thinks OSU's strength of schedule should be dispositive.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ron Powlus believes Alabama should concede to a strnger schedule
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Drew Henson says fuck it, let's put the Yankees in the title game against LSU.
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by Tremendous on Dec 4, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
DJ Shockley, on the other hand, thinks Bama is the 2nd best team in the country.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nate Longshore? But he disappeared after the 2007 season was cancelled during the 7th week of play.
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by AERose on Dec 4, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cade McNown
thinks the Pac-12 runner up being denied a 2nd BCS spot is a travesty
by rook0119 on Dec 4, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BUT THEY LOST TO IOWA STATE LOLOLOLO*
*actual argument used by gary danielson
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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 4, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And also by several Bammers
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THEY DIDN'T HAVE WINNING RECORDS AFTER PLAYING BAMA PAWWWWL
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Dec 4, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Wins vs FBS teams with 8 wins:
OSU 5, Bama 2.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think everyone who doesn't think Houndstooth is a sacred relic is all for
#TeamI’maMANI’m40
so i’m guessing we’ll somehow end up with ’Bama in the BCS MNCG
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Wins vs. ranked teams
Bama 5, tOSU 2.
Come on, y’all are smarter than this stupid game. You can find helpful and damaging stats like this for any team that isn’t flawless or atrocious. Making them seem like they have any significance is pointless. Further, it’s an incomplete thought. What is this supposed to show? That Ohio State had a tougher schedule? I’d argue that Alabama’s performance in their loss alone was more impressive than anything tOSU did the entire season. That they have more quality wins? No one could seriously believe that. Numbers don’t speak for themselves. There’s more to argument than regurgitating facts into the air to hang by themselves.
MDWM.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Dec 4, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Was one of those ranked teams 'Bama beat Florida?
because LOL
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Was one of those FBS teams tOSU beat with a winning record Toledo, 27-22?
by Old South on Dec 4, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, what's Columbus Community College got to do with anything?
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...
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you and me both, buddy
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
I think he means Okie lite
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"Ranked at the time" = fucking meaningless.
The fact that Florida’s incompetence was not generally known when Alabama played them does not magically make that a good win.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Or the fact that Florida
was about to go down in flames en route to their worst season since before [NAME REDACTED]…
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
He's talking about OkSU, not Ohio State
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Wait, am I missing the joke?
The OSU in reference was Oklahoma State. Is that what you mean to say?
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Uh, Okie State, not Ohio State.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
OOPS
EPIC HERP A DERP.
I am firmly #teamoklahomastateuniversity in this argument but I stand by the point of my rant.
Sposed to be SEC
Except the point we were making was
that no matter how you slice it, no matter what cutoff you use, OSU’s wins are far superior to Bama’s.
The only matter of contention, then, is whether you are team #goodwins or team #nobadlosses. And even then, Iowa State is severely and unfairly disparaged.
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Hell I think it's hard to argue over schedule strength
Even Okie State’s cupcakes (UL Lafayette 8-4) (Tulsa 8-4) are pretty good.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
And Tulsa's four losses are OkSt, Oklahoma, Boise, Houston.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sure no one is arguring that tOSU had a better schedule than Bama.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Dec 4, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This whole thread...
/michaeljacksoneatingpopcorn.gif
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 4, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not even the OSU fan...
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Actually my immediate assumption about this being Ohio State was probably due to me facing this very argument 3 times a week in Professional Responsibility
From a deer colleague of mine who graduated from tOSU.
Sposed to be SEC
Most fans, of all programs, are idiots.
This stems from the fact that most people are idiots
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by MikeLew on Dec 4, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU MY TEAM RULZ!!!
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
I assumed you were hallucinating devidee's presence, personally.
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Ummm... how about no.
Alabama beat two teams ranked in the BCS Top 25: Arkansas, and Penn State.
Oklahoma State beat five: Oklahoma, Baylor, Kansas State, Texas, and Missouri.
NUmb.
Not particularly comfortably, either.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:13 AM EST reply actions
I thought I'd seen every way to painfully lose a game.
COTG said otherwise.
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The COTG giveth and the COTG taketh away.
You got Michigan 2009, Notre Dame 2010, and Wisconsin 2011 – thrilling last-second victories.
Sometimes, you end up on the wrong side.
Not trying to rub it in – trying to say remember the good times when you won this way.
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(by Wisconsin 2011, I mean the regular-season one)
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Oh, I know it.
I’ll be in a mood to think of that … oh, sometime next month.
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what we r here for
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Corgis are my fave.
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Golden retrievers are actuallly my fave.
Don’t tell my border collie.
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
for shame... /head shake
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
BCS selection show is must watch TV
So Glad BSU is going to be left out in the cold.
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
I still don't get the Boise hate from fans of schools that haven't played them
At least they’ve been trying to challenge themselves in OOC.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
that's why I alwz cheer for them... at least they are trying
Houston played UCLA but come on it was fucking UCLA
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
But they haven't really been trying to challenge themselves
Do it like FSU did it, and then I’ll want them
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They've had better OOC games last few years than most BCS teams.
This year they get SEC East Champ, pretty good Tulsa & solid Toledo.
They shouldn’t have to play 8 road games a year to get any respect.
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When their conference games are
TCU, Wyoming, SDSU, Air Force, Colorado St, UNLV, and New Mexico, they need to.
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Yeah but Arkansas played Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn & Miss State and we get a pass ;)
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Well, you also had Alabama, LSU, South Carolina, and Mississippi St.
which blow TCU, Wyoming, SDSU, and Air Force out of the water
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watch it with the Air Force hate!
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
I like Air Force
but they aren’t better
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THEY RULE!!!
I think they could give a Lattimore-less SC and Miss St a little trouble
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
My point is if you remove LSU & Bama, our sched is really not much better than say Boise's
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
If you remove Arkansas' best two opponents, you have to remove Boise's as well
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And the schedules would still be not all that different.
Air Force, Wyoming, San Diego State are all better than Ole Miss or Tennessee.
Might be a push on Vandy & Miss State
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
You're looking at the top of theirs compared to the bottom of yours
LSU, Alabama, Sakerlina, TAMU, Vandy, Auburn, Miss. St., Tennesseee, Ole Miss, Troy, New Mexico, Missouri State.
That’s a much better list than
Georgia, TCU, Toledo, Wyoming, Tulsa, Fresno St., Air Force, UNLV, SDSU, New Mexico, Colorado St., Nevada
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We'll agree to disagree on the "much" part.
I’ll admit we got a pretty damn manageable schedule.
Boise would probably go at least 9-3 on our schedule.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I'm not sure about that.
I’d pin them at 8-4, maaaaybe 7-5. This is a this year only thing- they’d get beat up too much by those teams. Now, if they moved conferences, and got all the recruiting advantages of the SEC, and etc., then they would eventually be able to build the depth to compete.
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Wait, are we seriously slagging a team that may gain a BCS autobid
and 2011 Wyoming?
Seriously?
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, not slagging
I’m not saying they’re bad, I’m saying LSU and Bama are better
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
FSU was independent...
at a time when most big schools were willing to challenge themselves OOC.
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If Boise wanted to do it like FSU did it, they'd get games
OSU would play them in a 1-off, so would lots of other teams. Boise is much less willing to play a 1-off road game, and when they do, they expect a significantly larger payday than any other team
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And again, they deserve a pretty good payoff. Not gtting like The Citadel level cheddar
That would be fucking insulting.
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They haven't earned the right to act insulted
Not yet, in my opinion.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They play on blue field. That is all that is needed.
by bangkokhoosier on Dec 4, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
You play on a gimmick field, be prepared to be treated like a gimmick
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's college football...
home of bizarre shit like the Sooner Schooner and Eight Ball the Tiger. I don’t really think the rest of the college football world has much room to be putting down BSU for the blue turf.
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
by 82-0 on Dec 4, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We have teams that ride relics out to games, teams that go through live mascots like they change underwear, etc
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And the difference is that none of those things are related to game play on the field
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Do you think the color of the turf really matters?
If Missouri’s turf had been blue they & Texas wouldn’t have ALL THE HORRIBLE INJURIES
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I really think it does
blue jerseys on blue turf is a significantly different thing.
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You say that
But I know you’re dying to see a Central Arkansas home game. Don’t lie.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would love to see it,
once. It’s a gimmick
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Just imagine what maryland's field would look like if they did it like their uniforms
#teaminducedschizophrenia
I'd love to see Boise get in but I know they won't
The bigger issue is good non-BCS teams getting auto-dropped to (Insert crappy Bowl) here.
I want to see good non-AQ teams in mid-level bowls like Peach, Outback, etc
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Yeah I'm also not sure TCU will get up to #16
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by skywaker9 on Dec 4, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wanted Boise this year
however Boise does get a little douchey every now and then (such as now being too good to play their instate rivals) yet bemoaning that no one will come to Boise
See my comment earlier this year where Bowls need to drop the conference affiliations.
Not a BSU fan, but they shouldn’t have dropped to the Poinsettia Bowl from a BCS berth with a one-point loss against TCU.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually agree with this wholeheartedly.
Each conference can have ONE bowl they’re tied to (two for the conferences with BCS tie-ins, if we must). Everything else? At-large.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
YAY
Notre Dame would be eligible for even more bowls we don’t deserve. 6-6 ND vs 7-5 Texas in the Cotton Bowl for ever and ever.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 4, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can we install you as NCAA president now?
This is simple and brilliant.
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Yes. I accept.
Of course, you should pause a minute and think about who you just offered a job to and what he’s liable to do to turn the entire system upside down…
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It also gets rid of snoozer matchups like the UGA-Hawai'i game a few years ago and the USC-Illinois game. (I'm against conference alignments in the BCS bowls as well)
Someone was arguing with me about tradition in the Rose Bowl, but if you take the best teams in the best bowls irrespective of conference alignment, while taking some geographic concerns into account, you can make something better out of a shitty system.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No
The Rose Bowl game is the only one that has shown they will select for tradition over money. That game needs to stay Big 10 vs Pac 10 in my incredibly biased opinion.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I want Rose & Cotton to go with tradition.
Rest can be fair game.
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Gotta disagree there still.
I would be fine keeping the ratio of conference tie-ins (maybe remove Big East’s auto-bid and add another at large) for BCS bowls, but the matchups have been absolutely farcical at times just in the name of tradition. I’d be fine seeing another traditional bowl like the Sugar or Cotton lose its SEC tie-in (disregarding the possible Bama Clusterfuck) if it meant better games to watch overall.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Nope
Don’t care if once a decade we get a less than ideal matchup. That relatively rare case is no where near enough of a problem to scrap 110 years of tradition.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I assume the Rose would be one of the bowls that kept its conference tie-ins.
So USC-Illinois would likely still have occurred.
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Stop. Making. Sense.
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
X.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're thinking about getting rid of the BCS altogther, aside from the NCG.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Which would fuck the non-AQs even worse
Since they’d never get into the Rose/Orange/Sugar/Fiesta then.
Some see it as the start to completely removing the BCS in a few years.
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used to want to see one before I die... doubt it will ever happen
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
I never said playoff. They'd probably say fuck it & go back to 70s & 80s bowl system
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Not so sure
Assuming TCU doesn’t get up to #16…
Alabama gets one at-large; Michigan probably gets another; Stanford probably gets another…
who gets #4?
Would K-State really generate more cash than Boise?
I think it depends on the bowl that gets last pick.
as Jon has pointed out, K-State alwas sells out their allotment of tickets.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
You forgot "and then begs for more and sells them too"
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Yes, K-State floods bowl sites for the same reason B1G teams do
To get the fuck out of their boring midwestern town in the middle of winter
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 4, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it is really not that bad since we got indoor plumbing,
and a movie theater.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The image of the very confused Kansas State fans I ran across in Grand Central Station last year proves this point.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Kansas State?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Stanford is unlikely to get a discretionary at-large unles there's no other choice
Even Boise would draw better. Which sucks for them, but is probably true.
Somewhere in between dispair and rage
A great game. Why punt? Why try to block the punt? Why can’t we get all call? I don’t know if I even want answers anymore. Are we gonna be Alabama’s Sugar Bowl RAEGFUCK?
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The part that hurts the most
is that Keshawn was having a hell of a return.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
You're not going to the BCS
It’s not fair, but you’ll drop out of the top 14 and go to the Capital One to dance with Arky
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 4, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can say with some confidence
that YOU will not be Alabama’s Sugar Bowl RAEGFUCK.
/cries softly in corner
No, Bama gets Michigan. Sparty gets us Hogs
Spary/Arkansas should be competitive.
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THINGS THAT WILL MAKE THE SEASON END BETTER:
1) Oregon puts a hundred on Wisconsin
2) Michigan gets to play Alabama
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NEIN on the first
OH PLEASE GOD YES on the second
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 4, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, suppose I need to stop moping
You sir. Badger man. One hell of a fucking show we got tonight. Good game. But, I won’t be rooting for you in January.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
I won't be rooting for you ever (no need for the in January qualifier) so I take no offense.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
/Tyler Wilson throws game winning hail mary.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Dec 4, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, this.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
South Carolina, Georgia, and Arky are all in play
I believe the Capital One bowl can select anyone with in one win of the #2 SEC (in this case #3 because there are two BCS teams).
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 4, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here is how it looks.
Arky will get Capital One against Sparty or Cotton against OU or Baylor or K State.
Georgia or SoCar will get the other bowl of those two.
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Do you think MSU goes to Cap 1?
They’ve been there twice in the last 3 years. Nebraska hasn’t been since 1990 and travels at least equally as well. I thought they would fall to outback.
Cap1 can take anyone that's within one game of the best available record.
If that’s based on overall record (rather than conference), Nebraska is eligible. If it’s on conference, they’re not and the only one who could jump MSU (besides Michigan) is PSU.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Arky, Sakerlina, and UGA are all fighting for Cotton, Outback, and Capital One.
Seen varying predictions, so I’ll just wait and see for the selection tomorrow.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
1) They might.
They might still get outscored, given the way UCLA was ripping off 8 yard runs every time they ran up the middle.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah it was strangely conservative
Given how he’d been anything but all game.
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Eh. 4th and 8, that's a damn tough call either way.
And I’m usually all about “fuck punting, go for it”.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Punting was the right call
You got the stop you needed and were looking at good field position with 2 minutes left. One player fucked up.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
On the other hand, one first down = you lose.
Giving up the ball there is taking as much of a gamble as going for it. If we don’t hit the punter, it works this time, but it’s a risk.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
We put a lot of faith in our D
and then fucked everything up.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
WE JUST NEED TO GO UP 2 SPOTS, GUYS/
PRAY4TCU
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It's pretty much you guys and Southern Miss for the Non-AQ spot right?
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 4, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yep. Since they put in the Conference Champ rule
Which, while I understand, is a bit unfair since BCS league teams have no “have to be league champs” rule.
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To get an AUTOMATIC bid, yeah, you do have to be league champs.
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But non conference champs can be eligible to get at-large bids.
What I see is some bowls seeing it as “Boise is eligible but only a champ gets auto bid so hell with them”
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"Boise is eligible, but because they don't bring in as much money, fuck them"
Would be more accurate
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by MikeLew on Dec 4, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I will admit
that I think, for the good of the GAME, and for perception, that it would be a good thing if a non-undefeated non-AQ could get into the mix.
But I do not think any bowl other than the Fiesta would take that risk with Boise. If we were talking about TCU rather than Boise in that situation, the Sugar might because they’re close by.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wisconsin winning really hurt us. Same with Fuck Clemson winning.
I have a feeling they get stuck at No. 17. If they get to 16, they automatically get a spot in the BCS.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 4, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
I hope you go two spots and you hope Michigan goes up two spots?
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I would love play you guys.
Defense optional.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 4, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
I'm with TCU
Glad the Big East could come through with enough incompetence for you guys to have a shot.
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Did the coach just say 'they have moxie'?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:20 AM EST reply actions
Title
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is this true?
@DanWetzel
Dan Wetzel
TBoone dropped $275m on OSU. Why not offer $100k to all 115 Harris voters ($11.5m). No NCAA rule against it
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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 4, 2011 12:20 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
If he actually did that, he'd be A Real American Hero
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Dec 4, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
he could turn my back yard into a toxic waste dump
be responsible for 10 million birth defects and still be an american hero
by rook0119 on Dec 4, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He should make it $180k to piss off Bama.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 4, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions 18 recs
Simple and beautiful.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Democracy in action!
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MONEY BE SPEECH YO!
/No Spiders
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
some dude from ireland once face booked me
solely because we have the exact same name. I just posted on his wall, “FUCK CLEMSON.”
(we only ever talk about sports)
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:25 AM EST reply actions
I friended everyone I could find who shared my name at one point.
Most of them have unfriended me at this point though. No taste for vulgarity.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
i seriously only can find 2 other people with my name on facebook
and they seem really boring, like girl scout troop leaders
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
There's a kind of infamous college basketball player with my name...
people get confused sometimes
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
thought we were still around?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
/It's a wonderful restaurant!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Brewster "I know how you feel mark"
classic. Failed coaches should always interview the losing coach.
Joe Schad reporting
Discontent about BCS system growing
Go gata!
by theologator on Dec 4, 2011 12:27 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Joe Schad reporting
Generalissimo Franco still dead
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Dec 4, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reporting
that Joe Schad’s parents, who have no children, are considering getting it on.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Schad Reporting An End of an Era
Universe has passed Plank Time
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
x
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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 4, 2011 12:29 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Those last 2 may not be accurate.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Where da white women at?
Put your hand down #4, you’re not Chris Rainey.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 4, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm drunk and have 3/4 of a drink down...
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:32 AM EST reply actions
FINISH THE DRILL
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No. i mean that's all I've had besides a beer
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
FUCKING KIDS HAVE NO FUNDIMENTALS
I BLAME IOWA.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
May or may not have 13 oz of 93 proof rum in it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
I'm a kid, apparently
just a tad older that PITS
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
DON'T BOTHER ME WITH FACTS I HAVE RAEG
Where is my white lightning of shame?
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
/would kill for white lightning
//or anything stronger than yuengling
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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
White Lightning: For when you hate everything
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
There's sober kids in China, you know!
by WVUPensGuy on Dec 4, 2011 12:35 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
this was me last night
everclear, man, everclear.
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
It gets ya
It really does
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
So I got
1. LSU
2. Okie State
3. Alabama
4. Boise State
5. Oregon
6. Stanford
7. Wisconsin
8. USC
9. Arkansas
10. Michigan State
by Guynemer on Dec 4, 2011 12:34 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think you have the B1G a bit higher than most people.
I don’t necessarily disagree, though.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Your opinion is invalid
Oregon lost to USC
OMG, you ranked a team ahead of a team it lost to. OMG OMG, are you implying that upsets actually happen and that in a subjective ranking your are just giving your best guess of who would beat who in a prolonged series, NOT JUST A SINGLE GAME? OMG, you are EVIL. DIAF.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 4, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I now understand your evening-long confusion.
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He has a brain injury?
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I do have K-State in the large group of teams
considered for the 10 spot. Feel pretty good about 1-9.
Wait wait
Is this your teams going to BCS list? Or personal top 10?
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
See, it's having Sparty at #10
that prevents you from being taken seriously here.
(No offense, Sparties.)
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Yeah, myself I'd say in the neighborhood of #15.
Maybe a little higher, but probably not #10.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I have Boise and USC each a few spots lower
and Sparty about ten spots lower, but otherwise that seems solid.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 4, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
1. Memphis
2. The color green
3. Suspenders
4. Wellesley
5. The Prussian Military Academy
6. Clemson
7. People who proclaim “the death of irony”
8. Prime Rib
9. Dancing
10. VCU
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A new low for suspenders.
Not surprising given the retirement of Howard Schnellenberger, but a disappointment nonetheless.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 4, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bacon-wrapped filet grilled medium-rare
is CLEARLY superior to prime rib, sirrah.
I demand satisfaction for this insult.
by Guynemer on Dec 4, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's steak. It shouldn't need to be wrapped in bacon to make it better.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Bacon makes everything better.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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by Paige2PSU on Dec 4, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not really,
I graduated from there twice and it never seemed that way to me.
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I see "Beir Steins" still get no respect in your ballot
YOU SIR DESERVE NONE OF YOUR VOTING PRIVILEGES
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
The only beer steins I have use for are the ones my grandpa looted from the Huns.
They have no place in any respectable poll.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I originally read this as Bear Stearns.
Pretty sure they got the death penalty.
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poll is full of shit and without validation as belts are on probation
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Boise??
Number 4?
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 4, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
Okay. Your rankings I guess.
I just find that completely absurd.
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by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 4, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
One shanked FG away from undefeated
Dominated Georgia on the road
Proven winner
I’ve never gotten the dismissive attitude people have towards the Broncos.
1. LSU
2. Okie State
3. Boise
4. Bama
5. Wisky
6. Stanford
7. TCU
8. Arky
9. MSU
10. Houston
by BigRoyHalladay on Dec 4, 2011 6:03 AM EST up reply actions
Fox 45 Baltimore has the wheel of justice
with various criminals faces/UT players on the wheel
MUST FIND YOUTUBE ON THIS
are you in baltimore?
/spending new year’s there
//would appreciate suggestions for date locales
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
it's either that
or lynchburg, virginia, with family. would rather spend my time in Baltimore with my lady friend.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Lynchburg is in my top 5 of town names
1. Truth Or Consequences, NM
2. Thief River Falls, MN
3. Toad Suck, AR
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
funny thing is,
we’re actually named after a quaker. as far as racist towns go in VA, Lynchburg was pretty low on the list for a long long time.
//still have LU
///will stop now for spiders
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
Coon Rapids, MN
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lorida Florida
/that is not a typo
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 4, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
probably this
if you like your new years soulless and corporate then the inner harbor. Fells Point has some decent dive bars and such which is where I’d go if it didn’t work.
Contrary to public opinion most people who go visit Baltimore don’t get murdered but no guarentees.
it'll be my third time there
had dinner at fells point last time, twas nice. then went to a bar that had $KENYON beers or so. it was good. lady friend lives in charles village-ish.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Charles village might have a few things too
I live in the Orthodox jewish part of baltimore; not expecting too many hijinks around here.
where exactly is that in the city?
and are you jewish?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
no but I work in a jewish hospital
NW Baltimore/Mt. Washington/Pikesville is Orthodox/Russian Jew territory about 85K in the area
gotcha.
I feel like I really oughta learn my way around the city soon. I hope after graduation I’ll end up either there, DC, or Richmond. preferably richmond.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
I'd rather do Baltimore
than Richmond. Baltimore is OK, the people are much better than Philly or DC. The big problem with the city is that if you want to live here the housing market never did collapse and everything is still overpriced.
The eastern city you want to live in is Pittsburgh. Still nice homes there for 50-75K.
I worked there over the summer
and my brother is in development—he’s found good housing for us all up and down the coast. I love the city itself. wonderful place.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
This is true.
Baltimorons are too busy killing one another to waste their time offing tourists.
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You don't really drive into The Wire like projects
they fence those projects in.
we went through one or two
because she wanted to show me where her students lived
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
This is what I have to explain to people about Detroit as well.
Or some less-wealthy neighborhoods in New York.
Unless you do something to piss someone off, it is extremely unlikely that anything is going to happen to you. The crime is among people who know each other and have some history of bad blood. Random acts of violence are tragic but mercifully rare.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
This, plus nobody ever really goes into the city.
Even to go out. There are probably 6 suburban neighborhoods with nightlife to rival anything downtown. People go there for Greektown, the casinos, and the sports teams. Other than that nobody goes to the city, and the suburbs are almost completely free of violent crime.
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by PAK on Dec 4, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
And the places in the city where outsiders go are quite safe.
(I went into the city twice when I was there for Thanksgiving – the parts along Woodward south of Wayne State and along Jefferson keep getting better but the intermediate streets are still empty and depressing)
There are some nice neighborhoods within city limits, and there are a lot of not-so-nice neighborhoods. There is really no reason why an outsider would find him/herself in the middle of the latter. Most of the attractions are somewhat separated from residential areas.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I want to go to Detroit for a vacation
would love to explore some of the abondoned buildings and take pictures
however brother is still in London for another year so going there again for a couple weeks. Detroit can wait.
ugh, i really hate when people do this
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
I worked across for abandoned buildings
while in downtown Detroit (at night midshift, no less) and was scared shitless everytime I had to go out to my truck to get eqpt… scary things go on in those bldgs at night
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
I was there a few weeks ago - it seemed like it has its nice areas and its ugly areas, like any city.
Annapolis looked like a super cute city from what I saw of it.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
don't get me wrong--
I loved the city, at least what I saw of it.
except for when she took me to see where she teaches, where the worst schools are, where a family friend teaches, etc. tough stuff.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
Oh man
the inner city schools are hell. My apt complex is nicer than all the apts around it however because it lies w/in the border of the city its about $250 less month because no parent would ever willingly send their kids to a balt city school.
Tom Berringer
would get fucked in Balt City schools
yeah
she can only afford rent because her place has deals for TFA. I hear horror stories every single day. It really is hell.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
this.
also, brother lives in DC and I’m sick of taking suggestions from him. sticking to baltimore.
(even though I’ll probs end up in DC after graduation)
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
You can take the bus to Annapolis, though I think it ends at 2.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Why are y'all still up?
It’s usually dead by now, which gives me an excuse to go to sleep.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
BCS Chaos.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I'm waiting to see if any new bowl invites/accepts cross the wire.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
fuck clemson?
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
some of us are in the Pacific time zone or farther west
and it’s Saturday night at the end of the regular season (save for Army/Navy).
like me!
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Did Lou just say Oregon didn't win their conference,
/rewinds DVR
yep.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
omfg I hate listening to that asshole so much...
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
YOU WATCH YOUR WHORE MOUTH
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Oh come now
We all hate Lou Holtz. Surely you realized this.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH TOO, SPARTAN
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Now now
Gators hate him too.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
say any damn thing I want
/White zombie’d
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
I may love you
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
An Iowa fan loving a PSU fan
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
cats sleeping with dogs... that kinda year
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
nothing to do w/ the Mayan calendar?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
GB fan loving a Bears fan, no less.... holy hell
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
NO U
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
So as hard this is to believe
Roommate’s girlfriend is very tolerable when we are both drunk
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:41 AM EST reply actions
No no no. Not tolerable like that
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
don't send the wrong signals...
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Not that either
She explained how she doesn’t really hate the girl I really like and she’s just jealous about her looks and I deserve her. She’s sad that girl can’t go to the wedding (one of my other roommate’s) with me and she would do anything to get her there. Like almost crying. I just want to be like you basically told this girl you’re glad she’s not at the wedding
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
remember even insane people can sound sane at times.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
yeah. I know. but even if she's acting
I prefer this
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
FWIW
just remember tomorrow she’ll go back to annoying.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
Oh I know
But this is one of my annoying things. I will talk and talk and talk about other girls. and not let her get a word in edgewise. And then when she offers advice I reply, “That doesn’t work as easily as you think”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 4, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
/not sure if to click
what is it?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
but is it anything pro clemson or anti vt?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
So what happens after the games?
We complain about life and how our ex gf is here and we have to entertain them and events will conspire
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 4, 2011 12:51 AM EST reply actions
that's my plan of action, yeah.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 4, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
Moonshine was probably a bad idea.
Or the greatest idea.
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by KentuckyMildcats on Dec 4, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
wow they're pretty upset over at RBR
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fuck em
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I just love that the first 15 posts are Roll Tide.
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by Tuco on Dec 4, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ALL THE BUTTHURT?
ALL. THE. BUTTHURT.
Go gata!
by theologator on Dec 4, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What is RBR?
@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Dec 4, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
Roll, Bama, Roll
Alabama’s SBN site
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Really Butthurt Rednecks?
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 1:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dear Mark May and all the ass hats at ESPN:
The SEC is not the best conference in the nation. Not by a long shot.
The B12 thanks you for your support.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 4, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
I agree it's not the SEC.
But it’s closer than you say.
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Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 4, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
The SEC has the best top-3.
As a whole, they’re second behind the Big XII.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
BUT PAWWWWWWLLLL
OUR ENTIRE CLAIM OF SUPERIORITY IS BASED ON HOW HARRRRRD OUR LEAGUE IS TOP TO BOTTOM PAWWWWWLLLL
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Kentucky beats Tennessee = "OMG THE SEC IS SO DEEP"
Minnesota beats Illinois = “LOL THE B1G SUCKS”
I hate the national media some days. Okay, most days.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Louisville beats WVU = lol the Sunbeast sucks
well not the best arguement
Oh, joy!
The RCMB has arrived at The Only Colors. Here’s a sample:
We are the 6th or7th best football school in this conference. We have to seize the chances when we have them. We deserve to play in the BS Bowl because who would chose MSU to play in theirs. We don’t travel well, we have no reputation, we haven’t won a BOWL GAME since 1999 (have barely been competitive in them). Deal with reality people, we are (were) a basketball school. I’ll bleed green (I am hurting just as bad as all of you now), but be realistic about who we are. I hate Mark Dantonio, but, truth is, we can’t do better.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:53 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
DELIGHTFUL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Most of the discussion is reasonable
But that guy right there is basically every stereotype you have of MSU.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, for God's sake.
You’re on back-to-back 10-win seasons. When’s the last time that happened?
Dantonio might be a miserable grump and not much of a disciplinarian, but he’s a damn good football coach. “Not being able to do better” is not a terrible indictment of the program. This guy needs some perspective.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 4, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DANTONIO'S NOT THE MAN FOR THE JOB, PAAAWWWWWWWWWLLL
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
I hate you with every fiber of my being
Don’t ever make us like ’bamer fans again.
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LOOK AT ME I'M A TARGET!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
REASONS WHY THERE IS CONTAINMENT PLACED ON THE RCMB
DO. NOT. LET. THEM. OUT.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
like i said up there, i lurked RCMB once and didn't want to ever, ever go back
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
NEVER. NO. NO NO NO.
/stevecarrellofficenooo.gif
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
it was off season too
off topic discussions
dear god dear god dear god
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
Michigan State & Arkansas both having back to back 10 win seasons
I’ll let that percolate in.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
It's 1966?
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by Mango Stasi on Dec 4, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PAWWWWWWWLL THEM DOMERS JUST SAT ON THE BALL AND WERE TOO AFRAID TO GO FOR MORE THAN THE TIE PAWWWWL
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
AND IT WORKED
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Has Arkansas not been disallowed for being the first SEC team to lose to Ohio State in the postseason?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
But Arky still lost. Don't you just love vacated games?
/magic everywhere up in this bitch
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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Never
They’ve never had back to back 10 win seasons. In fact, pre-Dantonio, they only had 3 other 10 win season. One with Saban, one in 1965, and one in 105. They had a run of 3 straight 9 win seasons in the 50s and back to back 9 win years in 65 and 66
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 4, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
recall
There were ties and only 9-10 games IN THE WHOLE SEASON at that time.
Remember SEC fans, there was college football before 1992.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
1909 National Champs PAWWL
Oklahoma disputes the score of a 21–6 Arkansas win on October 23.2
Amos Alonzo Stagg traveled to Little Rock and refereed the Arkansas-Washington game on Thanksgiving Day.
Schedule
Date Opponent Site Result
October 2, 1909 Henderson State The Hill • Fayetteville, AR W 24–0
October 9, 1909 at Drury College Springfield, MO W 12–6
October 16, 1909 Wichita State The Hill • Fayetteville, AR W 23–6
October 23, 1909 Oklahoma The Hill • Fayetteville, AR W 21–6
October 30, 1909 at Ouachita Arkadelphia, AR W 56–0
November 13, 1909 vs. LSU Memphis, TN W 16–0
November 25, 1909 Washington (Missouri) Little Rock, AR W 34–0
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Two teams that don't even play football anymore
Two teams in D-II now
One team in D-III now
Gotta love the old days.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 4, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The question was "When was the last time MSU had back to back 10 win seasons"
The answer to that is never. Dantonio is the best coach you’ve had since Saban
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 4, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Correct
I think the run of John L and Bobby Williams had two effects on the fanbase. One effect produces THOSE people. The other effect produces folks like the MSU fans you see around here, and in the writers at TOC — “Well that sucked, but look at how far we’ve come. Great season, thanks for all the fun, let’s move on!”
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
No. THis is self-loathing
Ever hear how MSU folks have one of the worst inferiority complexes in the country? That’s a perfect example of where it comes from. He doesn’t hate Dantonio. He hates EVERYTHING about MSU because we lost, so Dantonio gets wrapped into it.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
if that was really a representative inferiority complex post it would probably bring michigan into it
like the MSU fans on my news feed are.
by willbechampions on Dec 4, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
Next week, they'll hate Izzo
And if I were still posting there, I’d get banned again for telling them to go fuck themselves.
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I for one don't hate Richt, and I was not calling for his head this year.
I think there are some issues with Bobo. Grantham made a huge difference after Martinez, and Richt has a great overall record. Perhaps hiring a ST coordinator (since this season that was our weakest link) and replacing Bobo would put us over that edge we’ve been looking for for a while.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
qualified it with "some uga fans"
I dont even know if we need to go that far. There are limits in college football about how many coaches you can have on staff, so we would have to get rid of a position coach to hire someone specifically for ST? Who do we get rid of? Gardner (and have Grantham focus on the DL and give Olivadotti responsibilities for ILB and OLB)?
And after tonight I’m beginning to think that Bobo’s issues lie more with execution than gameplanning. But for two dropped balls in the endzone we would have been up 21-0. Honestly, my biggest fault for our offensive coaching staff tonight was not putting Boo in there earlier when neither Crowell nor Thomas could do anything. That kid can run the rock.
True, but some UGA fans tends to get inflated a lot.
Not sure, but I’d like a firm line taken with Crowell. He’s too much like Ealey and looks like bad news. As for the coaches, I never realized we were limited on staff like that…I wish we’d find a way to stop derping it up on ST, though.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 4, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
I'm in a decidedly wait and see mode with Crowell
Not sure what the official story is tonight, but I think he may have been hurt before the game and tried to tough it out before getting tackled by the ankle and having to come out. A little worried about his actions on the sidelines, but maybe that shows that he really cares about his teammates and the team? Also heard that after the game he was very gracious to fans who approached him, which makes me cautiously optimistic that he isn’t really a bad egg and has just been the victim of some particularly nasty rumors.
I don’t think the S&C staff will go easy on him this offseason, so I think we will know where he stands by the end of next summer.
PSU will gladly take him off your hands
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 4, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
No bowl wins since 99?
Wow. That’s pretty bad, yo.
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by GBB4188 on Dec 4, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Guess who the coach was.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 4, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
Northwestern asks
you can win bowls?
by Guynemer on Dec 4, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
'01, actually.
We beat Fresno when they had David Carr.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 4, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just when I think I got out...
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by SpartanGator on Dec 4, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
so, i still can no longer bear the shame of living,
what advice do you Florida fans have for me?
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by touchdown H-town on Dec 4, 2011 12:55 AM EST reply actions
Ha
Margarito, having just gotten his ass kicked by Cotto, says- “he hits like a girl!”
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Margarito is a moron that can only fight in states with bullshit Athletic Commissions
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
His eye looks so bad right now
They had to stop the fight.
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Well, when you don't add a bunch of plaster to your fists, you hit less hard.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 4, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
So what'd I miss? Went to a sports bar with a friend of mine.
Got called a fucking faggot by some Sparty NO! fans and had a super cute waitress at least half-flirting with me.
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by PAK on Dec 4, 2011 12:59 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
EVACUATE! EVACUATE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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