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Like rats from a burning ship
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Anyone ever read a story about starving rats sieging a lighthouse?
If so, plz to tell me name & author?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
these are the plagues of our lives
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Run the draw again, BObo
Theyll never expect it!
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 5:28 PM EST reply actions
HONEY BADGER!!!!!!!
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Mingo MAD, Honey Badger MADDER!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME
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You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
PAC-12 trophy designed by Georgia O'Keeffe
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's a trophy?
I thought it was part of a transformer.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
This
PAC-12 trophy designed by Georgia O’Keeffe Hasbro
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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 3, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
part of Nike's experimental new Pro Cybrtronian Unis
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
I have priapism.
That is ok, your ball is made of tin.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
YDS ISU 368 K-State 360
I think K-State won 2 games this year with more yards than the other team, I’ll have to check to make sure. The other 8 wins K-State had less yds than the other team.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions
after checking
K-State outgained EKY, Kent State, and KU; every other team had more offense than K-State. K-State 7-2 when being out gained.
Also won multiple games when the underdog and had 9 games decided by 7 or less points.
Collin Klein still has the bowl game to achieve the rushing TDs in a season record.
And this is from the team picked 8th in the Big XII.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Much as I hate agreeing with my ASU "educated" friend here, YUP. There were at least 3 that I saw
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Looked there might have been a couple
Even if they didn’t have a realistic chance to get the tackle, they were there.
Fucking Honey Badger....
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Well that was fun while it lasted
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions
Yeah block in the back no flag wheeeeeeeeee
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions
Yeah that was blatant
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
HONEY
BADGER
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Honey Badger has Honey Badgered
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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wait no flag for Block in the back?
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
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Block in the back
but whatever, this is exactly what LSU was waiting on
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Here's the kind of people I'm associating myself with for the next few hours

And just as I type this (and crack another Alexander Keith’s), LSU runs it back. Even though my roommate thought there was an illegal block.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Pray for this man.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Your roommate was right
Right about the 45 yardline, there was a killshot block from behind
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Ya done good, son.
Pull yourself a dip.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
You are responsible for your own decisions.
Is this really one you can live with?
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
And likes to drive in his truck.
A Pessimist Complains About The Weather
An Optimist Waits For It To Change
A Realist Adjusts The Sails
It's hard when only one team has to follow the godfucking rules.
I’m not watching any more of this game. You fuck right off, SEC.
You'll be back.
You know it.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
use your hate... it will make you stronger
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You'll hear no defense from me, the SEC has been doing that shit for years
Who ever is undefeated gets ALL OF THE CALLS
Imma hang up and listen
Curly Bill
bye
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
it is for the good of the conference
otherwise, if lsu loses, then the bcs title game becomes a gussied up loser bracket 3rd place in the SEC game.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
It's good for the league either way.
You think Mike Slive cares about #1 vs. #2 not being champs?
He’ll be makin it rain with 3 BCS bowl dollars
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
haha, right you are mate -wheatly
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Slive don't give a shit about no block in the back.
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Drew Butler outkicks his coverage.
Brad Wing just outkicks everyone, including the return man.
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beer run
brb
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST reply actions
What are you considering then?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
I had the Trader Joe's Vintage Ale last week with dinner
Excellent, especially considering it’s just $5 for 750 mL of Unibroue beer.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
That's a damn good deal
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not picky
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Get me some more Surly wet hopped IPA...
…wait… YOU CAN’T GET ANY TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
How bout some nice Total D?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
/checks cellar
I already do.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
ewwwww
Darkness is just ewwwwww. But I stronly dislike dark beer generally.
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
I am perfectly happy drinking ALL THE PALE ALES.
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
You're wrong.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
PAVLOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Pavlyuchenko?
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
It's their breakfast drink of choice.
But Russian Imperial Stout is a type of super-strong stout originally made by British brewers to be sold to the Russian court.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
probably could have a market for it in texas
stuff pours like oil.
delicious, delicious oil with as much booze as wine.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
I did like last year's better than this year's fwiw.
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
One of the many excellent perks of living in MN!
I think it gave me heinous gas after I had 4 last weekend, though
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
Hopefully not...
SPOILERS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Wet is glorious
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
"When asked if he'd seen the honey badger video on Youtube,
Mathieu asked, ‘What are you fucking stupid?’"
by mnHorn on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
NO
THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE HEISMAN WINNING DEFENSIVE BACK/RETURN MAN
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Needz moar adversity.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
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Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
You mean that SEC refs tend to slant towards the higher ranked team?
I’m shocked.
by Statesboro Blues on Dec 3, 2011 5:33 PM EST reply actions
Mike Slive: "I'm here to chew bubblegum and pay off the refs"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And with that, he's out of bubblegum.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"The River" looks genuinely freaky
Congratulations ABC
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
yes, I'm looking forward to it
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
The remaining playoff games, all FCS at this point:
Montana State 26, New Hampshire 19 7:35 4th
Sam Houston State 17, Stony Brook 13 14:32 4th
Towson 24, Lehigh 17 9:56 3rd
North Dakota State 10, James Madison 7 half
Northern Iowa 10, Wofford 7 1:06 1st
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SUNY Stony Brook.
Does NYU have a Stony Brook campus? They don’t play sports there if they do.
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Wasn't that the school O'Leary made up for his resume?
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhhh.
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It's really hard to say. I'm basically just having to take things week by week.
Every team has warts (see: Georgia Southern giving up 41 points today). Every team that’s even a credible threat could roll the field.
I think, on the basis of overall resume, Montana State and Georgia Southern are the two best teams in the field. But Sam Houston State is ranked #1, and is the only unbeaten. Can’t rule out either MVC team, and Towson, you know, won the CAA outright, so they’re in there too.
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I'm rooting for Maine all the way!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
SNUD.
Also, go Stony Brook.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Yes.
Cousin goes there.
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That run back.

Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 5:34 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
seemed like the uga special teams players only wanted the honey badger gone
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't be the only one
who thinks that was them trying to be like the Brookwood where you at video
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
REC'D for Hitchhiker's reference
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
oh but UGa gets a flag... ok... gotcha
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Yeah but the dome has turf and...
You’re right.
He probably brought some with him.
by Dawg from Canton on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
oh looky there
a return penalty on Georgia!
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Did Verne just snort?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions
Am I the only one who hates
the way Uncle Verne really tries for the Cajun accent when pronouncing Drew Alleman’s name.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
at firestation
no stereo in day room
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Especially when he isn't the one kicking.
You are not alone.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I've always said the WVU-Pitt 2007 was the worst
refereeing I’ve ever seen. But the SEC is trolling their way there.
That was incompetence. This is plain old throwing the game.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Good to know Georgia will be getting every penalty now.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Shitting me...
Seriously fuck this…Trying not to blame them but damn is this one-sided…
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions
ALL THE FLAGS
Let’s throw one on A J Green for celebration.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions
Verne kills every French name ever.
"Be Insanely Great"
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions
Thanks for the wikipedia definition Verne
If only that were actually why he was the Honey Badger.
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That's Mack Brown saying
“Either I or my OC need to be fired for not figuring out we could do this to Kansas State.”
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Wait a flag for us?
Nah probably gonna be offensive PI
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 5:39 PM EST reply actions
Roughing the Kicker on the Offense
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
That was colossally stupid, LSU.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:39 PM EST reply actions
Well, they did get away with it twice earlier
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
OUR STEAMPUNK EMPEROR is doing some work
And I did like Uncle Verne point out how on one side there’s Barkevious Mingo, and on the other Bakari Rambo.
It's a funny name.
munchie legaux is not impressed
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
he's from New Orleans
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
quit running on 2nd and 10
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Almost an armpunt
Might’ve been better than an actual punt, I think he landed on the 10
Holy god, what are those pants Jawja's mascot is wearing?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:42 PM EST reply actions
Honey Badger wanted to be down at the 10 I guess
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
wtf just happened there
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The final scores so far today.
Wyoming 22 Colorado State 19
TCU 56 UNLV 9
Kansas State 30 Iowa State 23
Cincinnati 35 Connecticut 27
CUSA Championship: Southern Miss 49 Houston 28
Pittsburgh 33 Syracuse 20
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Yeah, I'll let him do that all day
Odds are it’ll turn into a loss or a turnover
Of course
Philly Vince Young would have turned that into either a safety or pick 6
Imma hang up and listen
That's like playing with Pat White in NCAA
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Uh, wait, Jorgenson made a smart play
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Well. That was nice.
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Ah, the patented NCAA12 perfect-pitch-while-being-tackled
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Just found out that K-State Lady Cats upset Neb in Volleyball last night in 5 sets in Lincoln
K-State is like 100-5 (not actual record) against Neb all time.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions
You mean 5-100?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
K-State has won 5 times against Neb
sorry for the confusion.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
or less than 5% of matches against Neb might be a better way of saying it.
It is just one of those things that was not expected.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
using 5/88 = 5.86% of matches won against Neb.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
I saw that.
Well played, guys.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Actual record: 5-83.
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Thanks I was too lazy to look it up.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Aaaand still no first down for LSU
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST reply actions
Why won't Verne make this fact more clear?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
has he even mentioned it once?
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Hell hath no fury than playing ASU on the weekend of September 11.
Brock Osweiler being tall + Pat Tillman = SHUT UP ALREADY
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How do you go from 3rd and 1, get tackled for a loss, and be facing 4th and 1?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Be undefeated in the SEC, and have the refs taking care of you
We’ve been over this
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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well i sense some Les Miles bullshit coming up
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Other teams that did not have a single first down at halftime:
Notre Dame vs. USC, 2008 edition.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions
He usually is.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
usually when he is behind something, you can tell
not being noticed is not his strong suit.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Touchdown Baptists
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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And LSU gets to tackle on fair catches too, eh?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
the dawg fell down out of awe at lsu's mere presence.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
"It's birth was the genesis of a something or other"
Hey, but down the thesarus SEC, you just sound like you’re forcing it when you use big words and pronounce all the syllables. Plus you’re using it wrong. When you look up a synonym you don’t use both words anyway. Words don’t come as cheaply as Alabama national titles.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well, Auburbn national titles don't come cheaply either.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
KHAAAAAAAAAAAN
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
This is like every game in OSU's 2002 season.
I think there were whole games that they didn’t get a first down.
We need a big PI call to win this bitch
luckeyes
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
#imstillbitter
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
That game shouldn't have even been in OT
Refs missed a hold and called a completion incomplete(all one play) that would’ve given OSU a first down such that they could’ve run out the clock.
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it was lucky that the miami defender commited an obvious penalty on such an important play.
but otherwise gamble makes the catch.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Holy Buckeye!
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
Had to get it out of my system
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I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
My mom just texted me "Why is this QB making such horrible decisions?"
I then had to explain BOBO to her.
It's a funny name.
You can explain it?
I’ve been watching for years and I still don’t get it
Oh look. Honey Badger didn't actually score.
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
I thought that looked early
Mathieu you are dumb.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
So Mathieu didn't even score!
SEC REFS ARE THE BEST IN THE LAND
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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Who peed in Dan McCarny's Cheerios today!?
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OMFG.... Honey Douchebag didn't score... nice miss you fucking honk refs
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wow.
That replay of Honey badger’s punt return.
Did not cross the plane.
MIKE SLIVE FIX YOUR FUCKING OFFICIALS
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
D'AWWW
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Honey Badger don't care about your rules.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
He would have had it on the half yard line anyway.
Compared to the no called block in the back around the 40.
Didn't the ball go out of the endzone?
Georgia ball on the touchback?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Toss of the ball went through the end zone
would’ve been a touchback, UGA ball at the 20
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wait, so LSU didn't really score?
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Wow Honey Badger
Might want to give a fuck about actually crossing the goal line.
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Thanks a pantload, CBS
for the replay that would have been useful 20 mins ago.
by Statesboro Blues on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions
Just out of the shower. Any more egregious (non)calls?
by Erik T on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Apparently Honey Badger threw the ball to the official before he scored on the PR
Imma hang up and listen
B1G refs, of course.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
is there any conference whose refs an nd fan trusts?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lulz.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
hmm, FIFY
is there any conference whose refs an nd fan anyone trusts?
the Big XII refs to make the wrong call.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
take a deep breath...
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Honey Badger didn't actually score.
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Turns out Honey Badger didn't actually score following the uncalled block in the back.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
Gary is verrrrrry excited about ball skills.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions
To those of you who like to bitch about the Pac12's generally sketchy officiating
Behold the Ess Eee See and kiss my ass
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
More blatantly corrupt....the SEC or the WBC?
discuss….
by Statesboro Blues on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions
IOC drops mic
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NBA
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Afghanistan
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/14% discussion tax
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FIFA laughs at those amateurs in the IOC
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Beer in Qatar
lulz
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
if i had money, and maybe some diplomatic immunity, i would import cases and cases of HeBrew for whatever the world cup equivalent of tailgating is

This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
L'chaim.
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Trolling as international incident.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Exceptional trolling.
I’ll bring the sausage to this tailgate.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
/splits game into ten periods so players don't die of dehydration
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
AND HE IS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK
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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But FIFA solved racism.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
It's simple, all you need to shake hands after the game!
That, and women players should wear tighter shorts!
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
For proof see...
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Quite
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
It's amazing that Danielson can enunciate so well
with Mike Slive’s balls on his chin
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Grounding. easy call
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
They'd look good if they cared.
But this is an exhibition game.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
When this year (OK, June to June) is over, both IRL and in football terms
I’m just gonna hit “delete” on the mental DVR and pretend it didnt happen
by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SO SAY WE ALL
And for reasons not even on the fucking field.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
8 TOTAL YARDS?!
This game defies comprehension.
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What happened to that Georgia D that gave up 45 points to USC?
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Most of those point came on TO by the offense.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
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GAME OF THE CENTRUY NUMERO DOS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Arkansas State 24 Troy State 7, almost halftime
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It just hit me.
Next Saturday is “Army/Navy and listen to Jon babble” Saturday, isn’t it?
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Sounds fine to me. I probably won't have tv & may not have internets that day.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
The wheels of derp
keep on spinning
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'd say not trying at all. Or trying all kinds of weird shit for lolz
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Well, Wing actually did get run into.
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He went down like he took a shotgun blast to the chest.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wing, it's Australian for diving.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
There are two kinds of people I hate.
Those who irrationally hate other people’s cultures and Australians.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mack Brown looks like he got a Gatorade bath at halftime but still has to coach
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Might have to do the rainstorms
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, all of a sudden I don't give a shit that his TD got called back anymore...
But I am a UGA fan drunk on bourbon, sooooo…..
MY TOILET FLUSHES THE OTHER WAY BITCH.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
...
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Same thing
/finish the drill’d
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There's a difference?
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If LSU doesn't get its shit together and Oklahoma State wins solidly, I could see one of the SEC schools getting knocked out of the title game.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I would laugh my ass off if LSU dicks around, loses, then Okie State gets on over them
Then K State or Michigan can play LSU in Nawleans.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
No K-State wants the Big East Champion.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
K State gets Sugar Bowl & likes it!
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that would stink since K-State plays KU in basketball that evening.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
You mean K-State would be on two national networks at the same time?
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oops my bad
We’d play the Sugar Bowl on the 3rd and KU on the 4th.
Orange Bowl is on the 4th.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
DAMN.
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The bowl calendar was from the Sporting News so maybe it is wrong?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
I call "not it".
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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They would have to drop substantially in the human polls
They’re not really going to move in the computers
Imma hang up and listen
I thought the computers loved the Big XII.
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There is no chance at all of LSU falling out of the title game
unless they somehow lose this game by 40.
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This is Les Miles' plan to spite Bama
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
INT Baylor
ran back to the Texas 10!
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Brad Wing is a tool
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
He may be a pretty tool, but that doesn't mean he's not a tool.
/no dog in fight; turned away from that shitshow already
Brad Wing, flopping like a pro
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
/espn flopping commercial
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
herro again
ware 2 order suppar?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions
TOUCHDOWN BAPTISTS
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Flopping like that
must have gone against everything Brad Wing stands for as an Australian.
/mans gotta flop when a mans gotta flop
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions
Do Saudi Arabians have a speaking volume that is NOT audible from three blocks away?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Baylor leads t'sips 38-24
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Impressive
Not only did you brandish therm idiotic term “t-sip”, but you also punctuated it incorrectly.
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
I just learned the other day
what “sips” means. And I already dislike aTm for it as much as I look down at Auburn for dragging out the dead mule “corndogs” every year. Maybe I just have a bad sense of humor, but I do appreciate creativity.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Wait, what does it mean?
I just figured it was like “LOL you guys sip tea, we’re clever”
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That's essentially it
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
OK, so just as dumb as I thought it was
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
allegedly
During WWII brave Aggies went to fight for their country while Texas men stayed home and sipped T.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
From what I was told,
aTm uses percentages of student population to bolster the claim. A higher percentage of aTm students (an all-male military school) went to war than the co-ed public UT.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Would not surprise me.
As you’ll find out Aggies are at least a standard deviation from the norm.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Although there are some very nice people that you will meet who are Aggies.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
The explanation that I got
is in the comments section of Spencer’s writeup on the mothership of his UT/aTm visit. Take it for what it’s worth, but no one refuted it, so…
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
That's essentially it
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
Do you miss them yet?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
Jesus, what’s to miss?
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm thinking, I'm thinking
/Jack Benny’d.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
You keep the Aggies, and the Big 12 takes Kentucky off your hands.
Then we’ll pull Louisville from the Big East.
Deal?
No.
Kentuck is a non-threat. aTm seems to be an annoyance year after year.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
you realize
The best aTm has done is when they beat K-State in the Big XII conference game in ’98? IIRC.
This year they were picked to do well in the Big XII and finished tied for 6th with Texas.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
But Kentucky isn't annoying.
aTm seems to be the giant asshole in the office that no one likes but can’t get fired.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Kentucky's basketball fans are worse than Bama's football fans
Hell they are New York Yankee fans level bad.
Almost Duke fan bad.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
aTm only cares about football, the rest of the year you don't hear about them.
And the insane Aggies will still be focused on Texas not playing them for the next 200 years.
The sane Aggies you’ll hardly notice.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
You must be unaware that since Gillespe
They are trying to convince themselves that they are a powerful bouncyhoop school as well.
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
They ran off one of the best coaches...
He went to a school that actually supports basketball.
So I suspect it is a blip.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
They are NOT nearly as bad as UK fans about the bouncyball.
Did you know they invented the sport and hold ALL the records and should be fighting for a National Title EVERY YEAR because they are Kentucky and are better than you?
THIS IS WHAT THEIR FANS ARE LIKE. This is why EVERYONE hates UK bouncyball.
by Stow It Buck on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Have you met KU?
Naismith coached at KU….
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
Kentucky basketball wouldn't even exist
if it weren’t for Kansas basketball.
Damnit.
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Oh not according to the delusional UK fan.
by Stow It Buck on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe they were seperated at birth?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
As them where Rupp came from.
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They're an annoyance
It has nothing to do with their scant ability to play football.
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Only if you hire K-State's DC as head coach
or talk another school into it.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
So LSU has played one of the worst halves of offensive football I have ever seen
and they trail by just three.
I think we’re gonna be fine, y’all.
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah UGA played shitty D and got about threeve no calls and Matthieu didn't even score.
Yeah it’s all LSU’s fault.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
You sound like a bammer.
Clean it up. You’re better than that.
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
fuck you asshole.
that better?
/drunk
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I like that better than some tin foil hat ref conspiracy.
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
:)
I don’t care much about the pass the ball before scoring…
(I mean no one saw that live.)
Now the blocks in the back..
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I'm not the only one who's seeing it, though.
Just getting kind of irritated that the announcers can’t seem to admit that UGA is actually playing well and have been on the wrong end of a lot of non-calls.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia is playing well.
I said it. Feel better. You’re winning and we don’t even have a first down yet.
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
It would sound outlandish.....
if it weren’t so obvious that the SEC pulls this stuff year after year
by Statesboro Blues on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry...Just getting frustrated with stuff.
Not used to actually playing up to someone for once.
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LET'S HAVE A J. LEE TIME!
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Lehigh tied it up with Towson at 24, 3:57 to go in the 3rd
Sam Houston and Stony Brook still trading punches, 27-20 SHSU 7:06 to go
New Hampshire JUST scored with 7 seconds left, it’s 26-25 Montana State as I speak, checking on PAT
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Montana State wins, 26-25. Still not sure what happened. (No ESPN3, sorry.)
Towson scored again, 31-24 now.
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A mosest proposal on taunting.....
If a player is deemed to be taunting on his way to the endzone, the touchdown shouldn’t be taken off the board but the offending player can still have the shit knocked out of him in the endzone without penalty.
Fair enough?
by Statesboro Blues on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'm OK, but be forewarned...
Wing is an Aussie rules guy. They fight their own teammates for seats on the bus.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Australian sportsmen are as a whole a drinkin', fightin', sexist bunch.
Except Darren Lockyer. He’s good, and will be missed.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Honey badger don't care about goal-lines

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Where it should have been touchback
UGA ball.
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Go figure.
I just didn’t catch the video to the end. The angle just looks like he was throwing it out of bounds.
It did, bounced forward and out of the side of the endzone
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the ref signaled TD before he crossed the line too
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
the SEC would actually make more money if UGA won
and they got three teams in, if you’re going to come up with a conspiracy theory.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
As long as a team is in the national championship
and one is in a normal BCS bowl, I think they’re fine. LSU, win or loss, and that happens.
look on the bright side you're done with SEC football for the year
said you are not gonna watch anymore of this game and not gonna watch the championship game if its LSU/ALA.
/rollseyes
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
If UGA wins this game
I don’t know if anybody will watch an LSU/Alabama national title matchup.
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If UGA wins this game
I think it might actually hurt Alabama more; it clears the way for OkSt to make up even more ground in the computers by jumping to #1 in some of them. Bama might go from #2 to the Capital One Bowl. (Please, please let this happen and Michigan have to play them, COTG. I don’t ask much.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd rather play them this year than next year (when they're on the schedule).
It’s not a favorable matchup this year, either, but I think it’ll be closer now than next year when we lose 3 starting defensive linemen and 2 starting offensive linemen.
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yeah
probably won’t get any ratings. Everyone will probably watch CSI reruns.
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I'm sure that it will pull numbers in the Midwest, Northeast, and West...
since those regions are so fascinated with SEC teams and the first matchup was so great for the casual viewer.
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which chick are we pulling for in this challenge people?
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I was pulling for the UAB student.
She didn’t win, though.
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WTF is "pre-nursing"
I thought you just went to nursing school…
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You usually don't get accepted into the major until your junior year,
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Ahhhh, gotcha
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Wait football throwing competition?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Oh good two girls. No wimpy guy to lose the competition and embarrass the gender like last year.
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Not the big one hopefully.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Shit.
I take it back.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
IS THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT DOING A SHOTPUT SECRETLY TIM TEBOW?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions
chest passes? wtf??? really?
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Dammit, Alabama girl loses to the uggo.
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Ivon Paddia Rodriguez, Texas's next starting QB
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She is a very unattractive crier.
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#SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel
Not Fair, Dr. Pepper 10 Can is solely for the Bros
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
Is the slogan actually "Sabor a Otra Nivel", have I forgotten my Spanish, or is Dr Pepper making shit up?
All answers are acceptable.
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They are using slang I think but yes, that's the actual slogan
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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
I found the commercial in full Spanish - "Sabor a Otro Nivel" is the tagline at the end.
So the answer is at least partially B – I messed up the gender agreement.
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Ivon Rodriguez for LSU QB
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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
JJ should have been taking notes
his best pass of the half was left handed
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
that Mexican chick has an arm! her cell phone ringing off the hook
by Houston OkieSt and Stanford
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
but furreal
where should I order supper from?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions
what are your choices?
WAIT DON’T YOU HAVE LOU MALNATI’S?!?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
/would kill for deep dish.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
WIfe just went to walk to publix
Going to have pigs in a blanket in the second half.
#teammarriageain’tallbad
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to be fair
goddamnit
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google maps link doesn't link apparently.
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All the way from Patchouge, NY?
Damn she’s dedicated.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
WHOA
this is waaaay too close to my brother’s apartment. WAY WAY too close.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
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* FART NOISE *
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
sonic?
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Cove
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delivery--no car.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Number 1 Chinese on High St. in C-bus.
mmmmm…..
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. The cat meat was the best.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Besides, Szechaun Cottage is WAY better and is just 4 blocks up High.
Columbus Chinese Restaurant Subthread? Yup
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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, cry little calf.
Bet she’s gonna drop all that cash in some Strip Blackjack table.
by Belichick's Army of Midgets on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
BUT NO DR. PEPPER TEN FOR YOU, IVONNE
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Are you enjoying this competition? Of course you're not.
Cuz it’s for men.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well i'll be damned
dr pepepr actually helped someone have a real good time
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
you suck... lol
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Les should sign this girl to play QB in the second half.
Couldn’t get much worse than what he’s got right now.
by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
DR PEPPER IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME
Never saw that coming.
by Belichick's Army of Midgets on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Did anyone catch Chip Kelly
talking about drinking Dr. Pepper and mailing his Christmas presents with UPS last night?
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the Nike is contagious
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea why that happened
Because honestly, Chip Kelly is a sardonic asshole who could give a fuck. That shit eating grin leads me to believe he was just trolling
by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would be terrified to receive a Christmas present from Chip Kelly.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
you were already regifted a coach kelly runninga spread offense.
chip’s gift would be to coach one side of your spring game, then never call again.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
...
Go on.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
How would the NDNationites take to a running spread, anyway?
On the positive, it’s running.
On the negative, it’s a spread.
What to do?
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GAS
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the spread is not a pillar
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
TIER 3 SPREAD.
AT BEST.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
NASCAR's taking over college football?
If that’s the case…. I’ll be stuck watching Harvick Cuse finish 3rd due to the competition going HAM
Actually, that would be a huge upgrade so….
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As long as they do "boys, have at it" and stop calling ticky-tack personal fouls.
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"Dr. Pepper is the best thing that has ever happened to me"
SHE HAS A REAL GOOD TIME! SHE HAS A REAL GOOD TIME!
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OMFG
DR PEPPER IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"Dr. pepper is like seriously the best thing to ever happen to me"
Funniest thing ever
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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Whatever, I'd fellate a can of Dr Pepper if they gave me $100K
by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
out of state private school'd
would do horrible, awful things for that.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wanted to go out of state until I realized it was either going to cripple my parents savings or put me in debt jail forever
Team In State 4eva
Imma hang up and listen
Kinda tough when you can't go to school in-state for what you want to do.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Well that's different
But I was just going for a generic pre med degree (which ended up crashing and burning) so it wouldn’t have made any sense for me
Imma hang up and listen
In-state? LOL.
That will almost cover my 4.5 year education.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Would have covered my 5.5 yr tuition
and left me about $98,000 to spare.
/college in the ’70s, bitches!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/born in the 80's, oldie
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
would have covered... let's see.... 2 and a half years, maybe.
thank god for boatloads of scholarship money.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
This
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If I could put that to law school
I’d strip naked and try to mke out with a cheerleader
by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That would cover half of my law school education.
Damn private schools.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
About half of my optometry school ed
I’m not terribly upset looking forward at it. Just a few more years of living like I currently do. No biggie.
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by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'd have been good to go with plenty left over.
In-state at Michigan is not cheap, but it’s a relative steal considering the quality and the prices of similar-tier schools.
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I'd fellate a Dr. Pepper salesman for 100k in tuition
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Yall can make fun but that gal went out there and got it done.
Grabbing 2 balls at once is an advanced maneuver. Something tells me she’ll do fine in college
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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
PHRASING!
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Texas A&M half commercial
It is time for Texas A&M…
to blow a lead.
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"Dr. Pepper is seriously the best thing that has ever happened to me!"
Would have been even funnier if she cried ’LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME!’
by 49er16 on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
SHE'S NOT CHIP KELLY
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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
That would seriously have been the most epic moment in this football season
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lawl Terxus.
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Can we get an interview with Footbaw Bob on the status of this game?
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McCoy benched
After 3rd INT
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
BIG ASS UPSET ALERT:
Stony Brook ties Sam Houston at 27 with 6:37 to go.
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MATTERS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE:
FUCK. THE. BLACKHAWKS.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Lies.
Lies and slander.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm so happy you hate the Blackhawks.
How else was I going to entice you to come to Detroit?
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"Imported" cars?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
But, you live in Chicago.
You don’t need a car.
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Fair point.
Blackhawks hate can make me do many things.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
... are you more angry or less angry when drunk?
Just for reference.
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Less.
Unless Notre Dame is involved.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
OK. Beer before hockey. Got it.
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Isn't it a noon game?
I like the way you think.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
12:30
And there will be somewhere open where we can get some alcohol. Not sloppy drunk. Just enough so that you don’t run onto the ice and kill someone.
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How about a tearful plea begging Joel Quenneville to come back?
That cool?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
Can that not be in public?
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...
Maybe.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
LSU needs to let a Kentucky WR play QB
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Armpunt, McCoy
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST reply actions
"We've secretly replaced the Case McCoy who throws no interceptions..."
…with new Garrett Gilbert Crystals.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
Really nice of Tracy to try and make her talk.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
hard to look bad while winning what equals 4 years of free tuition
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmmm
9/15 104 6.9 0 3
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
leave her alone... I am happy for that kid. good for her
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Leave her alone
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That dude is pathetic
"Be Insanely Great"
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Funny,
but I agree with TheMightyErik. Y’all are being too mean.
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I'm done with school after this year.
They could offer me a billion dollars in scholarship money, and I think I would be like…well…thanks?
All. The. Humanities. Degrees.
What will you do with your free decade of college?
I’m going to learn classical Greek and spend a few years dabbling in East Asian Art, but I’m going to focus on pursing my doctorate in Pop Cultural Studies
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Keep adding letters to the end of my name.
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With a billion dollars in tuition
You could stay in school for life, and keep taking out student loans until you die.
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Buster Bluth'd
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
Shit, you could go to my law school for quite awhile.
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at my undergrad, both of those concerns were covered by tuition
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
truf
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
though ten years of campus housing? i think i'd have to demand like the Lewis Apartment or something.
haha lol no FU, you get a decade in Caples.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
you should see the suburbs they're putting up
tearing down new pats and bexleys to DRIVE OUT ALL THE POORS, PAWWWWWLLLLLL
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm done with undergrad after this year
but would still take any cent of that money towards a $KENYON education.
/debt@eyeballlevel
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
It gets better.
HAHAHA JUST KIDDING
I am so going to start using “$KENYON” other places now.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
I would wheel my daughter out there to cry her ass off
so I may not have to pay for the balance of her college tuition :)
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
havent seen that freak in awhile... lol
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
i bet having $100K is great salve for internet trolling.
which just makes me feel almost bad for rebecca black.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Its tuition money but yeah.
"Be Insanely Great"
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not really that drunk, am I?
This was televised? On CBS? The same CBS I haven’t changed the channel from?
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
That's it, then, I've finally gone off the deep end.
Either that or Atlanta’s CBS affiliate is fucking with me. Come to think of it, that certainly did seem like a hellaciously long commercial break…
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
Atlanta? That's a Coke town
There’s your answer.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Coke is too busy fighting Pepsi.
Dr. Pepper & Faygo are on the sidelines, watching, waiting
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Faygo?!
I saw a New York street vendor that sold Faygo right after I got back from Michigan; I was stunned. I don’t know how common it is outside Michigan.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Faygo is huge in north-central Arkansas
Our local Fred’s store sells it by the ton.
We buy more Faygo than we do Pepsi or Mountain Dew.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Fascinating.
Their “normal” flavors are not that good, but they have all sorts of absurd ones that are usually better.
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Black Cherry for the win.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
later!!!
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Lehigh evens it up with Towson again at 31
Wofford goes up on Northern Iowa 14-7
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YEAH!!! wait... on second thought.... FUCK NORTHERN IOWA, TOO!!!
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
godbye everyonre
i jus ttok abunch of pillsz
ther homopathic cold remede pills but im def a goner
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
whia.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
by which I mean
whoa.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
Don't do anything I'd do.
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By homeopathic logic
shouldn’t I be able to put a dash of whiskey into a glass of water and get just as drunk as if I’d finished the whole bottle?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not going to try this it sounds dangerous.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just remember the less you use the stronger it works.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
/pours 3 fingers of whiskey to 12 ounces of ginger ale
/stays sober all night.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Supposedly
you have to put a bunch in, dilute it, then take part of that and dilute it again, etc. Not that that makes a damn bit of sense either.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Sounds solid to me.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
this is a joke btw
hence “homeopathic cold pills”
disclaimer
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
So how has that bulldog not been made into a trollface yet?
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST reply actions
It has.
But I’m too lazy to go find it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh ok. Just to know it has been is good enough for me
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Better than our old ones, sadly enough...
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
At least it looks professional.
So many university ads that look like an undergrad shot it with a handheld and edited it on their own computer in their free time.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Case McCoy is one ugly young man
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I always thought Colt resembled the sissy Stiffler from those straight to DVD American Pie movies.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rooting for UGA
3 SEC teams in the BCS?
Kentucky can use its share of the extra payout money to pay for the renovations of Rupp Arena!
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Ole Miss can afford a better new coach!
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kentucky can use Kentucky Derby gambling money for that.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Sam Houston back up 34-27, 1:01 to play
Towson back up 38-31, 11:49 to go
Lots of HAM I could be watching if ESPN DIDN’T SUCK GOAT BALLS
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Brad Wing punted for 379 yards in the half
Nice.
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If only there was some sort of award out there that recognized punters
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by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
They could name it after Shane Lechler
Or maybe Ray Guy.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
Tressel would have been more proud of one of our punters winning this than of Troy Smith's Heisman
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
true story....
Smith broke a finger off of his Heisman trophy when he ran it through an xray machine at Dayton Int’l Airport… I was there. I had to retrieve the finger from the machine
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Eddie George did that too....
Why they’re making them put the Heisman through the machine, I don’t know.
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I questioned it seriously... TSA gonna do they thing, though
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
why are they landing in Dayton?
Columbus has a perfectly fine airport.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Dayton rulz...
that was my anchor airport and everyone knows CMH sux… lol jk… I really don’t know. Our most popular and frequent travelled gentleman was this guy there:
Dude was ALWZ lit… lol
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the offense played like they were trying to get him to set a record
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
CBs says TCU will be in Sugar Bowl vs. Michigan or Georgia
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Sugar Bowl gets first pick
why not Stanford?
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Funny, I don't here the Hokie fans who are clamoring for a shot at LSU
asking for a Stanford rematch.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
LOL STANFORD
There’s your answer.
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Stanford travels like shit
Also Palo Alto a lot farther away than Dallas.
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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is half true
and the other half a durrr
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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Which is which? :-)
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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
pelican
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I'll bet Stanford alumns outnumbered Duke alumns at Wallace-Wade
But, you know, Duke.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just hoping for a WVU game against not-Va Tech
Too regional a game. Those schools are too close together. Clemson would be a rematch of the 1990 Gator Bowl (Major Harris at QB for WVU).
But I’d prefer a matchup with someone farther west.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
U SKEERED
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it woud be a lose-lose
Lose and you’re embarrassed to have lost to the cHokies. Win, and it’s “Meh, big deal.”
/trollgaze
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
would be fun for UGA to play WVU again.
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Nah…we want that Black Diamond trophy back
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You might... MIGHT... end up in the Sugar Bowl
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I'd like the regional game. Orange Bowl will be shittiest matchup regardless so might as well sell out.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Assuming TCU is top 16
Which is not certain.
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I don't see how BOTH Michigan and TCU end up top 16, especially if Baylor wins.
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Yup
Might end up with 0 non-AQ teams because no one will want Boise State.
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Fiesta usually gets a BoiseBoner this time of year though
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
If they don't have to
They won’t take them.
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Boise is shit out of luck. The BCS would require TCU to go first.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Not true
MWC champ only goes if they are highest ranked team in their conference
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Not true.
TCU is eligible for an auto-bid if they get into the top 16. Boise is eligible for an at-large as long as they’re in the top 14. If TCU is #17, TCU cannot be selected and Boise can. If they’re #16, TCU must be selected and Boise still can be.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
TCU annihilated their opponent & only needs to move up two spots.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Yo Archie
Get off the goddamned TV and get Ole Miss a coach!
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Peyton quoted as saying
I am 0-11 as an assistant this year. I don’t think they’d want me.
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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
awesome... pure win
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Anyone who seriously wants Peyton is an idiot.
But not as stupid as the fuckers who want Sean Tuohy as AD. Seriously. This is a thing.
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The Blind Side guy?
See this why we mock them.
I'm guessing that opinion is coming from people who never went to college.
Running a shitload of Taco Bells =/= being a college AD.
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Hey, who's got the ring?
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Country singing actors
should not be AD’s. It’s written somewhere, I know it.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
BUT HIS WIFE'S FROM MISSISSIPPI, PAAAAWWWWLLLL!
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I honestly don't have the first clue who we'll get as AD, or who I'd want.
But I’ve been hearing Smart for HC since Thanksgiving Day, and the current word is that it will be announced Monday.
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NA-NA-NA-NA-NAPA KNOW HOW!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That eye chart at the end is bullshit
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
I actually think I hate the Napa commercials more than Having a good time.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST reply actions
I think since they've been around longer they cheese me more.
Also hear them on the radio.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
those damn gerbil commercial might take the cake
No, sir, the party is not in fact rocking in the house tonight, and I am not having a good time.
Go gata!
Kill them both.
Only way to be sure.
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Hicks?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
I do not know why
companies don’t make a bunch of commercials instead of spending a bunch of money on 1 over priced sucky commercial.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Geico, Subway, Allstate, & Taco Bell fucking saturate tv ads
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Hotel maid just barged in without knocking, saw me sitting on the couch, and darted out
Ummmm……
Imma hang up and listen
time to put up the dead hookers
Call Craig James.
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Yes
I’m pretty sure she thought I was at dinner and was trying to check out my belongings.
Imma hang up and listen
El Andy's actual situation

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
with my HS graduation money I trie to buy a Steadman print
parents wouldn’t allow it.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm Dominique Strauss-Kahn and what is this?
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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
hivemind
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
HIVE
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Headline in the New York Post the other day:
“THE MAID SAW MY OUI-OUI AND COULD NOT RESIST”.
Everything written below the headlines in the tabloid papers is shit, but the headlines are admittedly fantastic.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and a georgia reciever sighting in texas-baylor
so much cockfingers today.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST reply actions
Yep
Easy TD drop
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
With some followup CJ cockfingers on a fumble
Might be overturned though
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
This has been a fun season as it relates to actual football games
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions
All the chaos, derps, cockfingers & highlights
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
i wish that NAPA know how guy would OD on Homeopathic cold pills...
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions
???

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Report from stands
Guy in row in front of me demands more running, no comment on passing TD.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions
also he is probably blaming Bobo for dropped passes.
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Easy Baylor..
don’t wanna mess up Case’s face!
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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Texas is running Wing T buck sweep plays to perfection.
"Be Insanely Great"
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST reply actions
BAYLOR RECOVERS!
Wooo Hoo Monday cgonna’ be FUN
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
so will the big boss be amused by your joke?
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Mark Richt is exceptionally dickish.
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What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Jordan Jefferson is who we thought he was.
"Be Insanely Great"
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST reply actions
FINAL: Sam Houston State 34, Stony Brook 27.
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#RichtForPSU... one can hope
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I'm going to allow this.
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
#Addazio4PSU
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
#RonP4PSU
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
if the search goes on for a while, do you think cowher could become your gruden? that great white whale?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
I don't really like any of the NFL options.
Munchak would be the best of any.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
PSU fans got crazy about Cowher not too long ago.
I think we’re done with that.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
rumor a few days ago
was that he and some guy from the Steelers front office are coming to San Diego to replace Norv and AJ.
Ooooo
That wouldn’t be a bad place for Cowher to come back. Built in franchise QB.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
You'd be cool with #PJohnsonforPSU too
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I think he secretly hates the SEC every day of his life
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
Tired of the perpetual hotseat?
No idea. Apparently he did call.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
they are constantly on that dude's ass at UGa
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
Richt would be safe at PSU for fucking years
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
he would be... they would leave him alone and he is an image we could get behind
/wrong choice of words??
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
I really don't think any coach
is going to get the kind of patience and tenure that Joe got.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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in light of what I has happened I sadly disagree
as a collective PSU would rejoice in a few quiet yrs of 8 win seasons
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Texas always has great classes. How can they always be a year away?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Always?
As in “Season before last”?
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
they share a major color with the cleveland browns?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
"Hey Coach EWhat was the secret?"
Coach Richt: “I ain’t tellin’ you shit Lady”
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
Gary, your patterns.
Woof.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions
Again, Urban Meyer showing what a piece of shit he is
Recruiting Florida commit DJ Humphries now with the help of Aubrey Hill (still on the Florida pay roll). Fuck him forever, if he gets in the ring of honor I will stop following Florida football.
Imma hang up and listen
by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I can only assume that the Ring of Honor is supported by PILLARS.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
NICE! ISWYDT
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Ring of Honor must be the name of a military junta.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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Name of the best damn wrestling Federation in U.S.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Please tell me this is an exaggeration?
I’m not much of a Urbz fan of late, but seriously!?!?
Go gata!
Unfortunately no exaggeration
He’s a piece of shit. I hope the Bucks enjoy him.
Imma hang up and listen
Your tears...They taste exquisite!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Again. Buckeyes miss the point of Gator fans rage.
He’s washed up. Not 1/4 of the coach he used to be. We’re pissed (or at least I’m pissed) because this was clearly what he wanted to do all along but he spent an extra year driving our program into the ground with First Mate Addivezio.
Imma hang up and listen
All of this sounds like quite a bit of butthurt
I’m not saying it’s true, or it’s not true, I’m just saying that you sound like an ex who isn’t over the guy who left her
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
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Call it what you want
I was happy when he left. Was pissed when he was hired initially. I’m still butthurt over not getting Spurrier back.
Imma hang up and listen
amazing how this kind of thing no longer angers as much as it would have last week.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
I just assumed he had a little more respect for us than that. Guess not though.
Imma hang up and listen
Hah, no.
He doesn’t respect his own family enough to not leave for a high pressure division 1 head coaching job after a year. Expecting him to have it for Gator fans is unrealistic.
by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/instinct is to pile on trashing urban meyer
/but urban meyer is now the buckeye coach and therefore a saint
/logic bind logic bind logic bind logic bind
/NUKE THE WORLD
/(after Urbz wins a title or two)
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Halo Commentariat!
I am SO enjoying the horns losing today.
No jinxing please. Much trolling is on the line
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
I requested RGIII
to go for over 400 yards and at least 4 TDs on the horns today. It will bring me more joy than watching LSU going down.
Thes cold pills are awesome, makes it look lik LSu is losing....

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
eww, fat Tom Hanks!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
Hanks' O-face? ugghh...
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
DERP?
DERP!
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Ah fuck
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
ARP ARP ARP
/bang
//thud
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions
awwww sheeeeeiiiittttttttttt
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions
Honey Badger is sorry for not scoring before.
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Lehigh ties it up again at 38.
HAM, I tell you.
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Anti Honey-Badger levels reaching critical
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
The Bulldog might bend but will not break
by SKLM on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Congrats UGA, you just gave this fucking game away
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
LSU gets a first down. HUZZAH!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Wow, Roy Williams just became a personal hero
Jerry Tipton: "Roy, forgive me if you have already addressed this…"
Coach Williams: "Jerry, I’ve been forgiving you for 25 years. Just like everyone else in here."
Here is The Twitter
This should still be 10-0, we get it guys.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
Well
that was fun.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions
Oh yeah...
HEEEYYYY GUYYYSSSS
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
So... the review officials don't get all of the camera angles until 20 minutes later?
I don’t understand.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Ye gods.
Even our replay officials, who have been known to occasionally make up a rule on the spot in order to overturn a correct call, aren’t that awful.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
LSU bus didn't get to Atlanta until halftime.
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GODDAMMIT GEORGIA THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions
VERNE IT'S NOT A DRAW IT'S A COUNTER YOU FUCK
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
Verne's drunk
It’s a Saturday tradition.
And LSU woke up.
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Where we're going we won't need first downs.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
so so many HST references today
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
Um, "Back To The Future"?
or
/that’s the joke.jpg?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
shit
drunker than I thought.
/was thinking about bat country
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
Don't make Ripley scold you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
How many yards does LSU have right now?
It’s under 30 right?
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
From Scrimmage
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
"LSU has the lead with... what... 2 first downs in the game."
Yes. Your league is awful to watch. We know, Gary.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I really love watching good defense.
But it’s only really fun when good defense is tested by good offense. THERE IS NO GOOD OFFENSE. So I haz a sad.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
It's like all of the SEC coaches got together...
… and said, “hey, man, why we gotta work so hard? Run 3 times and punt. We collect our paychecks the same anyway.”
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
There is one good offense in the SEC, ours.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Thank you Kay Jewlers
we all needed seizures
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Every touchdown drive for Baylor has been 90 seconds or less
They have 6 touchdowns
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions
Its dat green and yellow
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
THAT GOOOOD OLLLLDDD BAAAAYYYLOOORRRR LLIIIINNNEEEE
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
Not that much.
Although, thanks for the compliment.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
So, some kids are running around like the little hellions they are right above me.
I’mgonnafuckingkillsomeone.
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Nobody likes the head-on kick return angles CBS please...
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well, ESS EEE SEE players are too fast to film from the side.
This way we get to watch the whole return.
Or behind the punter angles
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Or the hubble space telescope spinny angles.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
or the angle from the SouthWest corner of the field
on plays inside the East Redzone
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I always enjoyed the "swooping wire-suspended camera" angle on kickoffs
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
I've been out all morning.
How the HELL did Houston lose?
Ass stove?
What is, “St. Louis in July,” Alex?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
O-line couldnt hold a bucket of water
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yup
they dont suck at all, not like the other 12 teams we beat.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
seriously?
i had no idea. i really thought they were like 7-5 or something. that is just what i think i always assume their record is in any year.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
They were ranked going into the game
No way a C-USA team with less than 9-10 wins is ranked at this point in the season.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Larry Fedora said fuck you to Houston & CUSA
He gettin’ paid. He don’t care
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
The more I watch this game, the more I dislike LSU's team
What a bunch of arrogant assholes. Rightfully so, but still…
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
They get it from Les Miles
He’s the ultimate “I just don’t give a fuck” guy in CFB.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Can't understand how they didn't wind up in Charlottesville.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
"the champion, LSU"
Premature coronation, 15 yards.
/Not calling UGA “The East champion,” are you, Gary?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions
Apparently he thinks only games vs the East should count
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Are they aware that the game clock is running while they sort this out?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
PLAY CLOCKS DON'T WORK WHEN LSU IS INVOLVED
HOW MANY TIMES WILL IT TAKE YOU TO FIGURE THIS OUT
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Neither do game clocks, apparently
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
The Hat Strikes Back.
This is the Les Miles School of Clock Management: Warp the space-time continuum and BREAK THEM ALL.
by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
LES MILES DESTROYER OF CLOCKS
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
DAMMIT, LES
YOU BROKE TIME
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
GEORGIA DOME TECHNOLOGY Y'ALL
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions
I don't get to watch the LSU-Jawja game, because fiancee is playing Just Cause. Watching the Gamecast
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
The fuck is "Just Cause" in this context?
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah....UGA is boned
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions
Clocks courtesy of BEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
Huh? You Mad?
Common Use, Son
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
SEC has no electrical engineers
Because they can outrun electrons?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Faster than the speed of light baby
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
SEC plan:
Call game due to faulty clock now that LSU is winning
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions
"Yes, this Captain America. Sabotage game clock? On my way."
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Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
It's cool. Les brought a backup.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Georgia's spoon thing is pointing at "mortal peril"

A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Needs to be more Cthulhic.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
HOUSTON DON'T DESERVE NO BCS BOWL PAWL
THEY DIDN’T EVEN WIN THEIR CONFERENCE, PAWL. HOW WOULD THAT LOOK?
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
rec'd the rec
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd the rec of the rec
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I stop this now and flag you
Follow @TheMightyErik
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
flag'd the flag
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd the flag
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we have so many flags
TIME TO GO CLAIM INDIA AS OURS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd the rec of the rec of the rec
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.
Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
rec'd
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
my only regret is that i have but one rec to give this comment
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We're all stuck in a Buffalo Wild Wings Commercial.
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Thats not supposed to work on Saturday.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
Are you implying people don't work on Saturdays?
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
Who made that fanpost about getting rid of the game clock?
And is he in Atlanta?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Say, wasn't that post made by a GT fan?
It really might be one.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Thank god
this is all happening when I am completely sober… Drunk me would not be able to handle this clock shit
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Here it comes
MILES IS FINALLY FUCKING UP WITH TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM.
by Belichick's Army of Midgets on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
OH MY
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions
Really Georgia? Really?
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That was the worst camera angle of all time for that play
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
...and then Georgia was just like FUCK TACKLING
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
HOLY SHIT HONEY BADGER
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Holy shit I think I just got juked out of my shoes.
by cantcatchuf on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Juked me right off the couch.
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jesus christ....
And why that view again?
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions
aaaaaand i'm having flashbacks to the Traitor Woodson game
thanks, honey badger
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions
Check the town where he grew up
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Fremont, Ohio?
Don’t a lot of Michigan players come from Ohio? Fremont looks about the same distance from Ann Arbor as it is from Columbus.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
/slamsbedroomdoor
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
There are many OSU fans who believe that no Ohioan should ever go to UM
and call those who do traitors.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
personally, i only call a few of them traitors
Desmond Howard, Woodson, and for some reason i no longer ever remember Shawn Crable.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Is it butthurt in here?
Because I think it’s butthurt in here.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HONEY BADGER
Don’t give a shit about play clocks. Or punt coverage.
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Um, what?
Honey Badger?
What?
WHAT?
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We get it Honey Badger
You take what you want.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Mathieu just troll'd the entire UGA return unit
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Aside from the whole "eventually getting tackled" thing
that looked like Tecmo Bo.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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Holy fuck, Honey Badger.
You magnificent bastard.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh my God
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions
HONEY BADGER! DO EVERYTHING!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Fucking Tackling. How does it work?
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
It's voodoo

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
James Bond Auto-Rec
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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
In the news: Scientists are adding an "n" to the name of Tyran(n)osaurus Rex
in honor of Tyrann Matthieu, whom, experts agree, is a more fitting namesake.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah this shit is over
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions
That looked incomplete...
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Review that play!
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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Good lord, this game is a dumpster fire.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions
review ALL the plays!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They'd need the all the camera angles for that...
And TVs? They’re ’spensive.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
They should be able to tell if a play needs reviewed in less than 30 seconds
just need the right hardware and people that know how to use it.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Game over
I’ve seen that look that Georgia has; its called PittFace
Mike Slive: "We better review this play before people get suspicious"
by 49er16 on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So do we all hate Honey Badger?
Because I do
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
If he's on your team its called swagger.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
I miss Miami
THAT was swagger
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THEY SO SWAG.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wan't the temp about 40F?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Possibly warmer.
Which I find hysterical.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wasn't that game in texas? like el paso?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
Si.
But El Paso can get chilly. Not cold, mind you; there’s no such thing as cold in Texas, from a northerner’s point of view.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I LAUGH AT THOSE OUTIFTS
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
I hope it was worth it, Miami, because that was one of the most limp-dicked football teams I’ve ever seen.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've had stools pass from my body that were colder than 40 degrees
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
Cliff Harris had swagger
And he was a little shit. But he was MY adorable little shit. Miss U, Cliffy
nope. love that crazy talent
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
You're a horrible person.
Oh wait. You’re a Buckeye. That explains everything.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
I’m an Idaho State guy too ya know.
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
my advisor's son teaches there
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
What’s his name?
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
something Klein
either English dept, or if y’all have a medieval studies dept, he teaches there. went to Kenyon then UToronto.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
I know who you're talking about
I haven’t had a lot of contact with the lower building of the Language Arts Building because of my degree and year (senior) but I know who it is. Wow small world, bro
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
I'm trying to find some fucks to give.
I’m finding none.
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(And I'm just being a dick. You're not that bad. Not like devidee.)
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Hahaha
Dickish behavior is dickish :)
You’re fine. Bristliness is always fun. And I don’t like devidee either
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
But seriously, how can you hate LSU?
Aside from the oversigning… sigh
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I don't.
I just hate that goddamn hair
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
his dye just can't keep up with his sec speed
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
They're hardly the worst offender in the SEC.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I can hate LSU cause they took our Boot!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I baked you a cake.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd eat that cake.
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The esteemed alma mater of Matt Gutierrez!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I miss him
I really do.
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
Nope
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
First I hate Jordan Jefferson,
THEN the Honey Badger.
I like watching him play football
I don’t know that I would enjoy being in the same room with him.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
Because she's a decent, civilized person.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
okay. tell them to throw it in the endzone again if you need to
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
He's such an arrogant ass.
"Be Insanely Great"
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
I was hoping they wouldn't overturn it just to prove him wrong
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
SHIT
Fucking SAFETY with 42 seconds left. Lehigh 40, Towson 38, final.
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Wut.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The game-winning safety. That’s a beautiful thing.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Incomplete
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions
Honey Badger too high
To care about gravity.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ah yes.
The thigh catch.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions
TWSS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
How dedicated to CFB have I been today?
I woke up at noon, turned on the TV… just now looked out the window to find it’s snowed quite a bit here.
I’m very proud of myself.
It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.
by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
gold star for you!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia, you are so cute. You think this changes things
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
There's less time for a comeback now
Georgia is turtle-ing and pulling into their shell right now
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Hatters gonna hat.

A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
rec
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
even though one of my exes went as the mad hatter for halloween this year
and the phrase leaves a bitter taste in my mouth
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia facemasks the guy and still can't stop him
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Georgia, you just pissed them off by holding them to 8 yards in the first half.
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Honey Badger doesn't need your yards.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
That's a nasty run.
Fucking brutal grinding MANBALL.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I recognize that.
The entire 2nd half against UT
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Also, God Bless Les Miles for having a personality.
She’s enjoying this game & hates Nick Saban cause he’s a soulless, unsmiling, coaching cyborg.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I'm in favor of a rematch.
I think Bama, and Dre Kirkpatrick more specifically, is really going to go after the Honey Badger’s ACL.
If I’m going to watch a boring game, they can at least try to kill one another.
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
How much is Georgia pissed off about
dropped balls now?
One more turnover for Texas
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions
And Taunting.
BAYLOR IS TAUNTING.
by Stow It Buck on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BAYLOR beating UTA like they caught 'em in their pocket
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
I don't think taunting is a Baptist pillar.
/wonder if Baylor is allowed victory dances.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Baptists don't have pillars
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 3, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
What's UT-Arlington got to do with anything?
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
LES HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
LES HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
by ben_in_dc on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I don't like that call
how do you get the facemask on the run, then save it for the kickoff? I mean that should only work for dead ball fouls. Either accept it and get it at the 1 or decline it and take the TD.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I wonder if it's because it's a "from the end of the play" penalty?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Then it should go on the XP
I hate the “carry it over past a play” crap
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
With that logic
PI on a caught TD pass should count on the kickoff too?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
No, because that's not a "tack onto the end of the play".
Facemask and roughing the passer are the only ones I know of that are.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
refs are cheating, thats how
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't think during-the-play penalties could go on the kickoff.
Also, do you think Miles figures out that he should pooch the kickoff and force them to return it from the 1-yard line with the entire coverage team bearing down on them?
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I win
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Mine showed up first on my screen.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
hmmm screenshot or gtfo?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Nah. Happens a lot with these.
Because of the periodic fetching of other comments while yours gets added to your screen immediately, if it were simultaneous (or within a few seconds) each of us will see our own first.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If you refresh it, you'll see them in a different order
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Other persons I would probably tower over:
Pitbull.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions
I would hope you'd tower over someone you just knocked out with a punch to the jaw.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Crap. That's going to get the state police involved
since it happened under an expressway.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Let's have a real short time.
Let’s have a real short time.
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In good news
Oregon’s equivalent of an evil empire school, Jesuit HS, lost in the 6A football state semis today.
So this is good.
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Jesuit is mockingly called University of Jesuit in OR
Because they recruit football players from all over the metro to come play there, scholarships etc.
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RG3 throwing blocks.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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I know what I'm getting my gf for XMAS
Life insurance
That'll be a real sweet deal for the fella' she takes on a cruise to "Grieve" and get plowed like a corn field
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Northern Iowa scores, ties Wofford at 14, 10:00 left 3rd
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Go Terriers!
Woof Wofford!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
TO WHERE
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
MOOT!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
/plays Van Halen
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Lost in the hatred for Dr. Pepper/Napa
Is hatred for John Hancock and those GAWDAWFUL tappity-tappity-tappity texting commercials, and their many imitators. DISABLE KEYPAD NOISES YOU FUCKING FUCKS!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
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ALL OF THE COMMERCIAL HATE
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
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