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Like rats from a burning ship

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Anyone ever read a story about starving rats sieging a lighthouse?

If so, plz to tell me name & author?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Hitching Nest White Ale

Engaged

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

Hitichino

Fucking autocorrect

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh fuck you

I CAN’T CLICK THE TITLE

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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

HONEY BADGER!!!!!!!

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Mingo MAD, Honey Badger MADDER!

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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Kenjon says Hi y'all

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That's a trophy?

I thought it was part of a transformer.

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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

This

PAC-12 trophy designed by Georgia O’Keeffe Hasbro

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 3, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I have priapism.

That is ok, your ball is made of tin.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He is the C.L.I.T. Commander!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW

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by wahoocrew on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

YDS ISU 368 K-State 360

I think K-State won 2 games this year with more yards than the other team, I’ll have to check to make sure. The other 8 wins K-State had less yds than the other team.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

after checking

K-State outgained EKY, Kent State, and KU; every other team had more offense than K-State. K-State 7-2 when being out gained.

Also won multiple games when the underdog and had 9 games decided by 7 or less points.

Collin Klein still has the bowl game to achieve the rushing TDs in a season record.

And this is from the team picked 8th in the Big XII.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah that was blatant

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HONEY

BADGER

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Honey Badger has Honey Badgered

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Who needs an offense?

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Block in the back

but whatever, this is exactly what LSU was waiting on

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Takes what he wants

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Here's the kind of people I'm associating myself with for the next few hours

And just as I type this (and crack another Alexander Keith’s), LSU runs it back. Even though my roommate thought there was an illegal block.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Your roommate was right

Right about the 45 yardline, there was a killshot block from behind

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya done good, son.

Pull yourself a dip.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And likes to drive in his truck.

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An Optimist Waits For It To Change
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by NavyNole on Dec 3, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It's hard when only one team has to follow the godfucking rules.

I’m not watching any more of this game. You fuck right off, SEC.

by Erik T on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll be back.

You know it.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You'll hear no defense from me, the SEC has been doing that shit for years

Who ever is undefeated gets ALL OF THE CALLS

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Curly Bill

bye

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

it is for the good of the conference

otherwise, if lsu loses, then the bcs title game becomes a gussied up loser bracket 3rd place in the SEC game.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's good for the league either way.

You think Mike Slive cares about #1 vs. #2 not being champs?

He’ll be makin it rain with 3 BCS bowl dollars

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Slive don't give a shit about no block in the back.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

Drew Butler outkicks his coverage.

Brad Wing just outkicks everyone, including the return man.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

beer run

brb

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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not picky

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Get me some more Surly wet hopped IPA...

…wait… YOU CAN’T GET ANY TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

How bout some nice Total D?

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Darkness is good.

You should look for some.

/checks cellar
//smiles

by mnHorn on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/checks cellar

I already do.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

ewwwww

Darkness is just ewwwwww. But I stronly dislike dark beer generally.

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I am perfectly happy drinking ALL THE PALE ALES.

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You're wrong.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's their breakfast drink of choice.

But Russian Imperial Stout is a type of super-strong stout originally made by British brewers to be sold to the Russian court.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

probably could have a market for it in texas

stuff pours like oil.

delicious, delicious oil with as much booze as wine.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I did like last year's better than this year's fwiw.

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the many excellent perks of living in MN!

I think it gave me heinous gas after I had 4 last weekend, though

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The bad part is the 14 month winter

I feel like a damn Stark

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully not...

SPOILERS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Wet is glorious

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

"When asked if he'd seen the honey badger video on Youtube,

Mathieu asked, ‘What are you fucking stupid?’"

by mnHorn on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

NO

THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE HEISMAN WINNING DEFENSIVE BACK/RETURN MAN

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Needz moar adversity.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

.

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by Gamecock2002 on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

"The River" looks genuinely freaky

Congratulations ABC

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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

yes, I'm looking forward to it

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I can hear the pitch

Its Lost on a river!

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

“come up with a name. Like, The River, but less lame.”

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The remaining playoff games, all FCS at this point:

Montana State 26, New Hampshire 19 7:35 4th
Sam Houston State 17, Stony Brook 13 14:32 4th
Towson 24, Lehigh 17 9:56 3rd
North Dakota State 10, James Madison 7 half
Northern Iowa 10, Wofford 7 1:06 1st

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

SUNY Stony Brook.

Does NYU have a Stony Brook campus? They don’t play sports there if they do.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhhh.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's really hard to say. I'm basically just having to take things week by week.

Every team has warts (see: Georgia Southern giving up 41 points today). Every team that’s even a credible threat could roll the field.

I think, on the basis of overall resume, Montana State and Georgia Southern are the two best teams in the field. But Sam Houston State is ranked #1, and is the only unbeaten. Can’t rule out either MVC team, and Towson, you know, won the CAA outright, so they’re in there too.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I still like Georgia Southern

And Towson of course

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm rooting for Maine all the way!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

SNUD.

Also, go Stony Brook.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

SUNY?

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Cousin goes there.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

"Yes, he's seen the YouTube video"

What, the terrible UGA one?

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by RyanMcD29 on Dec 3, 2011 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

I can't be the only one

who thinks that was them trying to be like the Brookwood where you at video

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

#ZaphodBettlebrox4OleMissHC

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

REC'D for Hitchhiker's reference

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

#Zoolander4A&MHC

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

oh looky there

a return penalty on Georgia!

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

Did Verne just snort?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Am I the only one who hates

the way Uncle Verne really tries for the Cajun accent when pronouncing Drew Alleman’s name.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Why are you not listening to Jim Hawthorne?

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

at firestation

no stereo in day room

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oy.

and no legal online feed. Sorry to hear that.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially when he isn't the one kicking.

You are not alone.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to know Georgia will be getting every penalty now.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Shitting me...

Seriously fuck this…Trying not to blame them but damn is this one-sided…

by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks for the wikipedia definition Verne

If only that were actually why he was the Honey Badger.

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by Bryan Ashlock on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

That's Mack Brown saying

“Either I or my OC need to be fired for not figuring out we could do this to Kansas State.”

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Les Miles rubbing his mic

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Token call

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

They had to call that.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That was colossally stupid, LSU.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

MINGEAUX

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

OUR STEAMPUNK EMPEROR is doing some work

And I did like Uncle Verne point out how on one side there’s Barkevious Mingo, and on the other Bakari Rambo.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

he's from New Orleans

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

quit running on 2nd and 10

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

Almost an armpunt

Might’ve been better than an actual punt, I think he landed on the 10

by NOLADawg on Dec 3, 2011 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

Honey Badger wanted to be down at the 10 I guess

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

wtf just happened there

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

The final scores so far today.

Wyoming 22 Colorado State 19
TCU 56 UNLV 9
Kansas State 30 Iowa State 23
Cincinnati 35 Connecticut 27
CUSA Championship: Southern Miss 49 Houston 28
Pittsburgh 33 Syracuse 20

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

Wait...

…what the bleezy?

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

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by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

Of course

Philly Vince Young would have turned that into either a safety or pick 6

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That's like playing with Pat White in NCAA

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

Uh, wait, Jorgenson made a smart play

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

Well. That was nice.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

Just found out that K-State Lady Cats upset Neb in Volleyball last night in 5 sets in Lincoln

K-State is like 100-5 (not actual record) against Neb all time.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

You mean 5-100?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

K-State has won 5 times against Neb

sorry for the confusion.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

or less than 5% of matches against Neb might be a better way of saying it.

It is just one of those things that was not expected.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

using 5/88 = 5.86% of matches won against Neb.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

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by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Actual record: 5-83.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks I was too lazy to look it up.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you go from 3rd and 1, get tackled for a loss, and be facing 4th and 1?

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

Be undefeated in the SEC, and have the refs taking care of you

We’ve been over this

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well i sense some Les Miles bullshit coming up

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Jarret Lee time?

Jarret Lee time.

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

Touchdown Baptists

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:46 PM EST reply actions  

And LSU gets to tackle on fair catches too, eh?

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

"It's birth was the genesis of a something or other"

Hey, but down the thesarus SEC, you just sound like you’re forcing it when you use big words and pronounce all the syllables. Plus you’re using it wrong. When you look up a synonym you don’t use both words anyway. Words don’t come as cheaply as Alabama national titles.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 5:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Tressel likes LSU's gameplan

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

This is like every game in OSU's 2002 season.

I think there were whole games that they didn’t get a first down.

by Hanawi on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

We need a big PI call to win this bitch

luckeyes

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

#imstillbitter

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

That game shouldn't have even been in OT

Refs missed a hold and called a completion incomplete(all one play) that would’ve given OSU a first down such that they could’ve run out the clock.

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Memo to Texas D

The 2nd half started.

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

Had to get it out of my system

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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

I thought that looked early

Mathieu you are dumb.

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

So Mathieu didn't even score!

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

Who peed in Dan McCarny's Cheerios today!?

North Texas 31 MTSU 0 at halftime

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

The hell?

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

wow.

That replay of Honey badger’s punt return.

Did not cross the plane.

MIKE SLIVE FIX YOUR FUCKING OFFICIALS

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

Don't fix what ain't working is Slive's motto

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ISSA CUNSPIRASY PAAAWWLLLL

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

D'AWWW

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BAAAWWWWW

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Honey Badger don't care about your rules.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

He would have had it on the half yard line anyway.

Compared to the no called block in the back around the 40.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

Toss of the ball went through the end zone

would’ve been a touchback, UGA ball at the 20

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, so LSU didn't really score?

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

Wow Honey Badger

Might want to give a fuck about actually crossing the goal line.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

That would be like old school

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks a pantload, CBS

for the replay that would have been useful 20 mins ago.

by Statesboro Blues on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

I know, I know

If you can’t trust SEC refs, who can you trust???

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

B1G refs, of course.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Lulz.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

hmm, FIFY

is there any conference whose refs an nd fan anyone trusts?

by drothgery on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

the Big XII refs to make the wrong call.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

take a deep breath...



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Honey Badger didn't actually score.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Gary is verrrrrry excited about ball skills.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

IOC drops mic

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NBA

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Afghanistan

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/14% discussion tax

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't be mad.

They’re going to play quarters. MORE BEER RUNS.

by mnHorn on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Beer in Qatar

lulz

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

L'chaim.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

The Lenny Bruce IPA is brutal, but for a one bottle buzz so worth it.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Trolling as international incident.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Exceptional trolling.

I’ll bring the sausage to this tailgate.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/splits game into ten periods so players don't die of dehydration

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to start supper.

Beef and Barley stew.

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions  

Grounding. easy call

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-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Derp

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

They'd look good if they cared.

But this is an exhibition game.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

When this year (OK, June to June) is over, both IRL and in football terms

I’m just gonna hit “delete” on the mental DVR and pretend it didnt happen

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SO SAY WE ALL

And for reasons not even on the fucking field.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

8 TOTAL YARDS?!

This game defies comprehension.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

What happened to that Georgia D that gave up 45 points to USC?

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

They were excommunicated

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Most of those point came on TO by the offense.

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Arkansas State 24 Troy State 7, almost halftime

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

It just hit me.

Next Saturday is “Army/Navy and listen to Jon babble” Saturday, isn’t it?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

The wheels of derp

keep on spinning

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Mack Brown looks like he got a Gatorade bath at halftime but still has to coach

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

YEAH I PUNT BITCH WHAT U GOT

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

MY TOILET FLUSHES THE OTHER WAY BITCH.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Erm...

Not exactly.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I thought he was pre-law?

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Same thing

/finish the drill’d

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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There's a difference?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If LSU doesn't get its shit together and Oklahoma State wins solidly, I could see one of the SEC schools getting knocked out of the title game.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

I would laugh my ass off if LSU dicks around, loses, then Okie State gets on over them

Then K State or Michigan can play LSU in Nawleans.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No K-State wants the Big East Champion.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

K State gets Sugar Bowl & likes it!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

that would stink since K-State plays KU in basketball that evening.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean K-State would be on two national networks at the same time?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

oops my bad

We’d play the Sugar Bowl on the 3rd and KU on the 4th.

Orange Bowl is on the 4th.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The bowl calendar was from the Sporting News so maybe it is wrong?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I call "not it".

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dont forget Tech

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

They would have to drop substantially in the human polls

They’re not really going to move in the computers

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the computers loved the Big XII.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no chance at all of LSU falling out of the title game

unless they somehow lose this game by 40.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This is Les Miles' plan to spite Bama

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

INT Baylor

ran back to the Texas 10!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

Brad Wing is a tool

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-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

BOO THIS MAN

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he's right

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by wahoocrew on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Brad Wing, flopping like a pro

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

FIFA

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/espn flopping commercial

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

herro again

ware 2 order suppar?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN BAPTISTS

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

Flopping like that

must have gone against everything Brad Wing stands for as an Australian.
/mans gotta flop when a mans gotta flop

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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Do Saudi Arabians have a speaking volume that is NOT audible from three blocks away?

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Baylor leads t'sips 38-24

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Impressive

Not only did you brandish therm idiotic term “t-sip”, but you also punctuated it incorrectly.

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I just learned the other day

what “sips” means. And I already dislike aTm for it as much as I look down at Auburn for dragging out the dead mule “corndogs” every year. Maybe I just have a bad sense of humor, but I do appreciate creativity.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, what does it mean?

I just figured it was like “LOL you guys sip tea, we’re clever”

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That's essentially it

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, so just as dumb as I thought it was

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

allegedly

During WWII brave Aggies went to fight for their country while Texas men stayed home and sipped T.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

From what I was told,

aTm uses percentages of student population to bolster the claim. A higher percentage of aTm students (an all-male military school) went to war than the co-ed public UT.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Would not surprise me.

As you’ll find out Aggies are at least a standard deviation from the norm.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Although there are some very nice people that you will meet who are Aggies.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The explanation that I got

is in the comments section of Spencer’s writeup on the mothership of his UT/aTm visit. Take it for what it’s worth, but no one refuted it, so…

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That's essentially it

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you miss them yet?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

Jesus, what’s to miss?

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking, I'm thinking

/Jack Benny’d.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Want them back?

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Make you a good deal...

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Kentuck is a non-threat. aTm seems to be an annoyance year after year.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

you realize

The best aTm has done is when they beat K-State in the Big XII conference game in ’98? IIRC.

This year they were picked to do well in the Big XII and finished tied for 6th with Texas.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

But Kentucky isn't annoying.

aTm seems to be the giant asshole in the office that no one likes but can’t get fired.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Kentucky's basketball fans are worse than Bama's football fans

Hell they are New York Yankee fans level bad.

Almost Duke fan bad.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear God,

Drive a nail into my head with your divine strength.

Thanks,
purwho

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

aTm only cares about football, the rest of the year you don't hear about them.

And the insane Aggies will still be focused on Texas not playing them for the next 200 years.

The sane Aggies you’ll hardly notice.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You must be unaware that since Gillespe

They are trying to convince themselves that they are a powerful bouncyhoop school as well.

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

They ran off one of the best coaches...

He went to a school that actually supports basketball.

So I suspect it is a blip.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

They are NOT nearly as bad as UK fans about the bouncyball.

Did you know they invented the sport and hold ALL the records and should be fighting for a National Title EVERY YEAR because they are Kentucky and are better than you?

THIS IS WHAT THEIR FANS ARE LIKE. This is why EVERYONE hates UK bouncyball.

by Stow It Buck on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have you met KU?

Naismith coached at KU….

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Kentucky basketball wouldn't even exist

if it weren’t for Kansas basketball.

Damnit.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe they were seperated at birth?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

As them where Rupp came from.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

They're an annoyance

It has nothing to do with their scant ability to play football.

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if you hire K-State's DC as head coach

or talk another school into it.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't want to be an Aggie.

I realize Bammers think you’re just as dumb. But still.

by mnHorn on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yay.

I’m angry about that stupid taunting rule again. Thanks, CBS!

by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

So LSU has played one of the worst halves of offensive football I have ever seen

and they trail by just three.

I think we’re gonna be fine, y’all.

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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

You sound like a bammer.

Clean it up. You’re better than that.

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck you asshole.

that better?

/drunk

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I like that better than some tin foil hat ref conspiracy.

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

:)

I don’t care much about the pass the ball before scoring…
(I mean no one saw that live.)

Now the blocks in the back..

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not the only one who's seeing it, though.

Just getting kind of irritated that the announcers can’t seem to admit that UGA is actually playing well and have been on the wrong end of a lot of non-calls.

by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Georgia is playing well.

I said it. Feel better. You’re winning and we don’t even have a first down yet.

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It would sound outlandish.....

if it weren’t so obvious that the SEC pulls this stuff year after year

by Statesboro Blues on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry...Just getting frustrated with stuff.

Not used to actually playing up to someone for once.

by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A J. LEE TIME!

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Lehigh tied it up with Towson at 24, 3:57 to go in the 3rd

Sam Houston and Stony Brook still trading punches, 27-20 SHSU 7:06 to go
New Hampshire JUST scored with 7 seconds left, it’s 26-25 Montana State as I speak, checking on PAT

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Montana State wins, 26-25. Still not sure what happened. (No ESPN3, sorry.)

Towson scored again, 31-24 now.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

A mosest proposal on taunting.....

If a player is deemed to be taunting on his way to the endzone, the touchdown shouldn’t be taken off the board but the offending player can still have the shit knocked out of him in the endzone without penalty.

Fair enough?

by Statesboro Blues on Dec 3, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I'm OK, but be forewarned...

Wing is an Aussie rules guy. They fight their own teammates for seats on the bus.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

He may be a punter, but he’s no Grammatica. I’m honestly shocked he has all of his teeth.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Honey badger don't care about goal-lines

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

This man seriously does not give a fuck

/honeybadgerdontcare

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Where it should have been touchback

UGA ball.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Go figure.

I just didn’t catch the video to the end. The angle just looks like he was throwing it out of bounds.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

the ref signaled TD before he crossed the line too

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

SEC SEC SEC

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

the SEC would actually make more money if UGA won

and they got three teams in, if you’re going to come up with a conspiracy theory.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 3, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as a team is in the national championship

and one is in a normal BCS bowl, I think they’re fine. LSU, win or loss, and that happens.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

look on the bright side you're done with SEC football for the year

said you are not gonna watch anymore of this game and not gonna watch the championship game if its LSU/ALA.

/rollseyes

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

If UGA wins this game

I don’t know if anybody will watch an LSU/Alabama national title matchup.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

If UGA wins this game

I think it might actually hurt Alabama more; it clears the way for OkSt to make up even more ground in the computers by jumping to #1 in some of them. Bama might go from #2 to the Capital One Bowl. (Please, please let this happen and Michigan have to play them, COTG. I don’t ask much.)

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This would be magnificent.

The entire state of Michigan deserves a ’Bama hatefuck.

by Erik T on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather play them this year than next year (when they're on the schedule).

It’s not a favorable matchup this year, either, but I think it’ll be closer now than next year when we lose 3 starting defensive linemen and 2 starting offensive linemen.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

probably won’t get any ratings. Everyone will probably watch CSI reruns.

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I'm sure that it will pull numbers in the Midwest, Northeast, and West...

since those regions are so fascinated with SEC teams and the first matchup was so great for the casual viewer.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I was pulling for the UAB student.

She didn’t win, though.

Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!

by Paige2PSU on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

homer



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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF is "pre-nursing"

I thought you just went to nursing school…

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You usually don't get accepted into the major until your junior year,

after you’ve taken all of the Gen ed and pre-reqs.

Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!

by Paige2PSU on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhhh, gotcha

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

What challenge?

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait football throwing competition?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit, Alabama girl loses to the uggo.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

Ivon Paddia Rodriguez, Texas's next starting QB

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

She is a very unattractive crier.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

BEEN HAD TUITION MONEY

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

#SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel #SaborAOtraVivel

Not Fair, Dr. Pepper 10 Can is solely for the Bros

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

Is the slogan actually "Sabor a Otra Nivel", have I forgotten my Spanish, or is Dr Pepper making shit up?

All answers are acceptable.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

They are using slang I think but yes, that's the actual slogan

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I found the commercial in full Spanish - "Sabor a Otro Nivel" is the tagline at the end.

So the answer is at least partially B – I messed up the gender agreement.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Ivon Rodriguez for LSU QB

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

JJ should have been taking notes

his best pass of the half was left handed

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

that Mexican chick has an arm! her cell phone ringing off the hook

by Houston OkieSt and Stanford



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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

but furreal

where should I order supper from?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

what are your choices?

WAIT DON’T YOU HAVE LOU MALNATI’S?!?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

/would kill for deep dish.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

WIfe just went to walk to publix

Going to have pigs in a blanket in the second half.

#teammarriageain’tallbad

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair

this is how far she is walking

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

err

link

Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

goddamnit

http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=305+Brookhaven+Ave,Atlanta,GA+30319&daddr=publix&hl=en&sll=33.854547,-84.217142&sspn=1.238506,2.705383&geocode=FaPTBAIdwST5-il9YniowQj1iDEJASnTzugyUQ%3BFdjQBAIdhin5-iF5O-kma3b3Vg&vpsrc=0&dirflg=w&mra=ls&t=h&z=18

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

google maps link doesn't link apparently.

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOA

this is waaaay too close to my brother’s apartment. WAY WAY too close.

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

* FART NOISE *

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Cove

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, cry little calf.

Bet she’s gonna drop all that cash in some Strip Blackjack table.

by Belichick's Army of Midgets on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I LOL'D

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT NO DR. PEPPER TEN FOR YOU, IVONNE

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

you suck... lol



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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Les should sign this girl to play QB in the second half.

Couldn’t get much worse than what he’s got right now.

by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Did anyone catch Chip Kelly

talking about drinking Dr. Pepper and mailing his Christmas presents with UPS last night?

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea why that happened

Because honestly, Chip Kelly is a sardonic asshole who could give a fuck. That shit eating grin leads me to believe he was just trolling

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you were already regifted a coach kelly runninga spread offense.

chip’s gift would be to coach one side of your spring game, then never call again.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Go on.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

How would the NDNationites take to a running spread, anyway?

On the positive, it’s running.

On the negative, it’s a spread.

What to do?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

GAS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

the spread is not a pillar

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

TIER 3 SPREAD.

AT BEST.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

NASCAR's taking over college football?

If that’s the case…. I’ll be stuck watching Harvick Cuse finish 3rd due to the competition going HAM

Actually, that would be a huge upgrade so….

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Dec 3, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as they do "boys, have at it" and stop calling ticky-tack personal fouls.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

"Dr. Pepper is the best thing that has ever happened to me"

SHE HAS A REAL GOOD TIME! SHE HAS A REAL GOOD TIME!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

OMFG

DR PEPPER IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

"Dr. pepper is like seriously the best thing to ever happen to me"

Funniest thing ever

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Towards tuition.

I don’t know about you, but my instate tuition was basically free.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

out of state private school'd

would do horrible, awful things for that.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well that's different

But I was just going for a generic pre med degree (which ended up crashing and burning) so it wouldn’t have made any sense for me

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamHope

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

/private school on 1/3 grants, 2/3 loans
//paid off in 12 years by having no life

by drothgery on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

In-state? LOL.

That will almost cover my 4.5 year education.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Would have covered my 5.5 yr tuition

and left me about $98,000 to spare.

/college in the ’70s, bitches!

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/born in the 80's, oldie

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, you pore bastids are getting raked over the coals these days

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

would have covered... let's see.... 2 and a half years, maybe.

thank god for boatloads of scholarship money.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

If I could put that to law school

I’d strip naked and try to mke out with a cheerleader

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

About half of my optometry school ed

I’m not terribly upset looking forward at it. Just a few more years of living like I currently do. No biggie.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd have been good to go with plenty left over.

In-state at Michigan is not cheap, but it’s a relative steal considering the quality and the prices of similar-tier schools.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd fellate a Dr. Pepper salesman for 100k in tuition

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

PHRASING!

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas A&M half commercial

It is time for Texas A&M…
to blow a lead.

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"Dr. Pepper is seriously the best thing that has ever happened to me!"

Would have been even funnier if she cried ’LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME!’

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

SHE'S NOT CHIP KELLY

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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Lawl Terxus.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

Can we get an interview with Footbaw Bob on the status of this game?

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

McCoy benched

After 3rd INT

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

BIG ASS UPSET ALERT:

Stony Brook ties Sam Houston at 27 with 6:37 to go.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

MATTERS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE:

FUCK. THE. BLACKHAWKS.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY DO YOU HATE ME ACS

You recommended Blackhawks fandom for me.

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Lies.

Lies and slander.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

I GUESS I THOUGHT WRONG. IT’S COOL I HAVE NEW TRIVIA BUDDIES.

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm so happy you hate the Blackhawks.

How else was I going to entice you to come to Detroit?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

"Imported" cars?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

But, you live in Chicago.

You don’t need a car.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair point.

Blackhawks hate can make me do many things.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

... are you more angry or less angry when drunk?

Just for reference.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Less.

Unless Notre Dame is involved.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

OK. Beer before hockey. Got it.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't it a noon game?

I like the way you think.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

12:30

And there will be somewhere open where we can get some alcohol. Not sloppy drunk. Just enough so that you don’t run onto the ice and kill someone.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

How about a tearful plea begging Joel Quenneville to come back?

That cool?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Can that not be in public?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Maybe.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU needs to let a Kentucky WR play QB

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

Armpunt, McCoy

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

"We've secretly replaced the Case McCoy who throws no interceptions..."

…with new Garrett Gilbert Crystals.

Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5

by Cocky Bovine on Dec 3, 2011 6:06 PM EST reply actions  

Leave her alone

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Funny,

but I agree with TheMightyErik. Y’all are being too mean.

Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!

by Paige2PSU on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously.

If you just won 100K y’all would be crying too.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, there is that.

I would demand a recount if offered 100k in tuition monies.

by Erik T on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Imagine how happy your department would be

if you suddenly turned that into the “Erik T grant for …..”

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm done with school after this year.

They could offer me a billion dollars in scholarship money, and I think I would be like…well…thanks?

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

All. The. Humanities. Degrees.

What will you do with your free decade of college?

I’m going to learn classical Greek and spend a few years dabbling in East Asian Art, but I’m going to focus on pursing my doctorate in Pop Cultural Studies

This is all just babytown frolics.

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Keep adding letters to the end of my name.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

But it's just tuition

Your class on Aristotle ain’t gonna pay your rent or feed you.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

With a billion dollars in tuition

You could stay in school for life, and keep taking out student loans until you die.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Buster Bluth'd

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

truf

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

you should see the suburbs they're putting up

tearing down new pats and bexleys to DRIVE OUT ALL THE POORS, PAWWWWWLLLLLL

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm done with undergrad after this year

but would still take any cent of that money towards a $KENYON education.

/debt@eyeballlevel

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It gets better.

HAHAHA JUST KIDDING

I am so going to start using “$KENYON” other places now.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I would wheel my daughter out there to cry her ass off

so I may not have to pay for the balance of her college tuition :)



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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Title clicked.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not really that drunk, am I?

This was televised? On CBS? The same CBS I haven’t changed the channel from?

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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That's it, then, I've finally gone off the deep end.

Either that or Atlanta’s CBS affiliate is fucking with me. Come to think of it, that certainly did seem like a hellaciously long commercial break…

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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Atlanta? That's a Coke town

There’s your answer.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Coke is too busy fighting Pepsi.

Dr. Pepper & Faygo are on the sidelines, watching, waiting

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Faygo?!

I saw a New York street vendor that sold Faygo right after I got back from Michigan; I was stunned. I don’t know how common it is outside Michigan.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Faygo is huge in north-central Arkansas

Our local Fred’s store sells it by the ton.

We buy more Faygo than we do Pepsi or Mountain Dew.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Fascinating.

Their “normal” flavors are not that good, but they have all sorts of absurd ones that are usually better.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Lehigh evens it up with Towson again at 31

Wofford goes up on Northern Iowa 14-7

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:07 PM EST reply actions  

godbye everyonre

i jus ttok abunch of pillsz

ther homopathic cold remede pills but im def a goner

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by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

whia.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

by which I mean

whoa.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't do anything I'd do.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

By homeopathic logic

shouldn’t I be able to put a dash of whiskey into a glass of water and get just as drunk as if I’d finished the whole bottle?

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not going to try this it sounds dangerous.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/pours 3 fingers of whiskey to 12 ounces of ginger ale

/stays sober all night.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Supposedly

you have to put a bunch in, dilute it, then take part of that and dilute it again, etc. Not that that makes a damn bit of sense either.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds solid to me.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

"I told u I was hardcore"

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

So how has that bulldog not been made into a trollface yet?

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

It has.

But I’m too lazy to go find it.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh ok. Just to know it has been is good enough for me

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Case McCoy is one ugly young man

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

I always thought Colt resembled the sissy Stiffler from those straight to DVD American Pie movies.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rooting for UGA

3 SEC teams in the BCS?
Kentucky can use its share of the extra payout money to pay for the renovations of Rupp Arena!

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 3, 2011 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

Ole Miss can afford a better new coach!

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Kentucky can use Kentucky Derby gambling money for that.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Houston back up 34-27, 1:01 to play

Towson back up 38-31, 11:49 to go

Lots of HAM I could be watching if ESPN DIDN’T SUCK GOAT BALLS

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

Brad Wing punted for 379 yards in the half

Nice.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

true story....

Smith broke a finger off of his Heisman trophy when he ran it through an xray machine at Dayton Int’l Airport… I was there. I had to retrieve the finger from the machine



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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Eddie George did that too....

Why they’re making them put the Heisman through the machine, I don’t know.

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

why are they landing in Dayton?

Columbus has a perfectly fine airport.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Dayton rulz...

that was my anchor airport and everyone knows CMH sux… lol jk… I really don’t know. Our most popular and frequent travelled gentleman was this guy there:

Dude was ALWZ lit… lol



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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

the offense played like they were trying to get him to set a record

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

CBs says TCU will be in Sugar Bowl vs. Michigan or Georgia

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

Sugar Bowl gets first pick

why not Stanford?

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL STANFORD

There’s your answer.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Stanford travels like shit

Also Palo Alto a lot farther away than Dallas.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is half true

and the other half a durrr

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is which? :-)

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

pelican

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

???

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm just hoping for a WVU game against not-Va Tech

Too regional a game. Those schools are too close together. Clemson would be a rematch of the 1990 Gator Bowl (Major Harris at QB for WVU).

But I’d prefer a matchup with someone farther west.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

U SKEERED

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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it woud be a lose-lose

Lose and you’re embarrassed to have lost to the cHokies. Win, and it’s “Meh, big deal.”
/trollgaze

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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

would be fun for UGA to play WVU again.

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

of anyone from Blacksburg?

Nah…we want that Black Diamond trophy back

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

by dubveeyou on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You might... MIGHT... end up in the Sugar Bowl

because them Loozyanna folks love y’all.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Assuming TCU is top 16

Which is not certain.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see how BOTH Michigan and TCU end up top 16, especially if Baylor wins.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

Might end up with 0 non-AQ teams because no one will want Boise State.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Fiesta usually gets a BoiseBoner this time of year though

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

If they don't have to

They won’t take them.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Boise is shit out of luck. The BCS would require TCU to go first.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Not true

MWC champ only goes if they are highest ranked team in their conference

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not true.

TCU is eligible for an auto-bid if they get into the top 16. Boise is eligible for an at-large as long as they’re in the top 14. If TCU is #17, TCU cannot be selected and Boise can. If they’re #16, TCU must be selected and Boise still can be.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

TCU annihilated their opponent & only needs to move up two spots.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo Archie

Get off the goddamned TV and get Ole Miss a coach!

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

Peyton Manning has free time.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Peyton quoted as saying

I am 0-11 as an assistant this year. I don’t think they’d want me.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

awesome... pure win



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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone who seriously wants Peyton is an idiot.

But not as stupid as the fuckers who want Sean Tuohy as AD. Seriously. This is a thing.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm guessing that opinion is coming from people who never went to college.

Running a shitload of Taco Bells =/= being a college AD.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, who's got the ring?

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Country singing actors

should not be AD’s. It’s written somewhere, I know it.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT HIS WIFE'S FROM MISSISSIPPI, PAAAAWWWWLLLL!

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Still not sold.

What else ya got?

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly don't have the first clue who we'll get as AD, or who I'd want.

But I’ve been hearing Smart for HC since Thanksgiving Day, and the current word is that it will be announced Monday.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Burtisaslavedriver

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

those damn gerbil commercial might take the cake

No, sir, the party is not in fact rocking in the house tonight, and I am not having a good time.

Go gata!

by theologator on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

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by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Kill them both.

Only way to be sure.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not know why

companies don’t make a bunch of commercials instead of spending a bunch of money on 1 over priced sucky commercial.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Geico, Subway, Allstate, & Taco Bell fucking saturate tv ads

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

time to put up the dead hookers

Call Craig James.

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

I’m pretty sure she thought I was at dinner and was trying to check out my belongings.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

El Andy's actual situation

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

with my HS graduation money I trie to buy a Steadman print

parents wouldn’t allow it.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm Dominique Strauss-Kahn and what is this?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

hivemind

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

HIVE

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Headline in the New York Post the other day:

“THE MAID SAW MY OUI-OUI AND COULD NOT RESIST”.

Everything written below the headlines in the tabloid papers is shit, but the headlines are admittedly fantastic.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep

Easy TD drop

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

With some followup CJ cockfingers on a fumble

Might be overturned though

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This has been a fun season as it relates to actual football games

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

All the chaos, derps, cockfingers & highlights

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

???

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Report from stands

Guy in row in front of me demands more running, no comment on passing TD.

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 3, 2011 6:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

also he is probably blaming Bobo for dropped passes.

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Easy Baylor..

don’t wanna mess up Case’s face!

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

BAYLOR RECOVERS!

Wooo Hoo Monday cgonna’ be FUN

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

so will the big boss be amused by your joke?

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I am an AUTOMATON. I am Mark Richt

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

FINAL: Sam Houston State 34, Stony Brook 27.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

#RichtForPSU... one can hope



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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

I'm going to allow this.

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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

If it can't be Bradley,

I’d take Richt.

Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!

by Paige2PSU on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws gin bottle

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really like any of the NFL options.

Munchak would be the best of any.

Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!

by Paige2PSU on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

PSU fans got crazy about Cowher not too long ago.

I think we’re done with that.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

rumor a few days ago

was that he and some guy from the Steelers front office are coming to San Diego to replace Norv and AJ.

by drothgery on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooo

That wouldn’t be a bad place for Cowher to come back. Built in franchise QB.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd be cool with #PJohnsonforPSU too

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by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

That’s kind of a lateral move.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Tired of the perpetual hotseat?

No idea. Apparently he did call.

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Richt would be safe at PSU for fucking years

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably right.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't think any coach

is going to get the kind of patience and tenure that Joe got.

Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!

by Paige2PSU on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

in light of what I has happened I sadly disagree

as a collective PSU would rejoice in a few quiet yrs of 8 win seasons



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

"Hey Coach EWhat was the secret?"

Coach Richt: “I ain’t tellin’ you shit Lady”

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Gary, your patterns.

Woof.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Again, Urban Meyer showing what a piece of shit he is

Recruiting Florida commit DJ Humphries now with the help of Aubrey Hill (still on the Florida pay roll). Fuck him forever, if he gets in the ring of honor I will stop following Florida football.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

NICE! ISWYDT

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Ring of Honor must be the name of a military junta.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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by Joey C. on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Name of the best damn wrestling Federation in U.S.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Please tell me this is an exaggeration?

I’m not much of a Urbz fan of late, but seriously!?!?

Go gata!

by theologator on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately no exaggeration

He’s a piece of shit. I hope the Bucks enjoy him.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Your tears...They taste exquisite!

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Again. Buckeyes miss the point of Gator fans rage.

He’s washed up. Not 1/4 of the coach he used to be. We’re pissed (or at least I’m pissed) because this was clearly what he wanted to do all along but he spent an extra year driving our program into the ground with First Mate Addivezio.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

All of this sounds like quite a bit of butthurt

I’m not saying it’s true, or it’s not true, I’m just saying that you sound like an ex who isn’t over the guy who left her

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Call it what you want

I was happy when he left. Was pissed when he was hired initially. I’m still butthurt over not getting Spurrier back.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I am glad we hired him.

Also glad he’s gone.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not altogether surprised

Urb is cutthroat on the recruiting trail.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah, no.

He doesn’t respect his own family enough to not leave for a high pressure division 1 head coaching job after a year. Expecting him to have it for Gator fans is unrealistic.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/instinct is to pile on trashing urban meyer

/but urban meyer is now the buckeye coach and therefore a saint
/logic bind logic bind logic bind logic bind
/NUKE THE WORLD
/(after Urbz wins a title or two)

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Halo Commentariat!

I am SO enjoying the horns losing today.

by Stow It Buck on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

No jinxing please. Much trolling is on the line

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I requested RGIII

to go for over 400 yards and at least 4 TDs on the horns today. It will bring me more joy than watching LSU going down.

by Stow It Buck on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

eww, fat Tom Hanks!

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Hanks' O-face? ugghh...



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HONEY BADGER!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

DERP?

DERP!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

Ah fuck

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE A FUCK!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

ARP ARP ARP

/bang
//thud

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

awwww sheeeeeiiiittttttttttt

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

Honey Badger is sorry for not scoring before.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

Georgia.

Why are you… the way you are.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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by Joey C. on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

1st and 5

Might LSU get the elusive 1st down?

Go gata!

by theologator on Dec 3, 2011 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

Lehigh ties it up again at 38.

HAM, I tell you.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit, a first down!

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Anti Honey-Badger levels reaching critical

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

1st down

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Congrats UGA, you just gave this fucking game away

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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

LSU gets a first down. HUZZAH!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, Roy Williams just became a personal hero

Jerry Tipton: "Roy, forgive me if you have already addressed this…"
Coach Williams: "Jerry, I’ve been forgiving you for 25 years. Just like everyone else in here."

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

This should still be 10-0, we get it guys.

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Well

that was fun.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Oh yeah...

HEEEYYYY GUYYYSSSS

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Ye gods.

Even our replay officials, who have been known to occasionally make up a rule on the spot in order to overturn a correct call, aren’t that awful.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU bus didn't get to Atlanta until halftime.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Kenny Hilliard for the lead

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

VERNE IT'S NOT A DRAW IT'S A COUNTER YOU FUCK

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Verne's drunk

It’s a Saturday tradition.

by Stow It Buck on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

And LSU woke up.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Where we're going we won't need first downs.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

so so many HST references today

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, "Back To The Future"?

or

/that’s the joke.jpg?

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

shit

drunker than I thought.

/was thinking about bat country

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And game over.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

LSU going to win this game big now

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

How many yards does LSU have right now?

It’s under 30 right?

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

"LSU has the lead with... what... 2 first downs in the game."

Yes. Your league is awful to watch. We know, Gary.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I'll give you that

90% of the games will put you to sleep

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I really love watching good defense.

But it’s only really fun when good defense is tested by good offense. THERE IS NO GOOD OFFENSE. So I haz a sad.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like all of the SEC coaches got together...

… and said, “hey, man, why we gotta work so hard? Run 3 times and punt. We collect our paychecks the same anyway.”

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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by Joey C. on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

There is one good offense in the SEC, ours.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you Kay Jewlers

we all needed seizures

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Every touchdown drive for Baylor has been 90 seconds or less

They have 6 touchdowns

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Its dat green and yellow

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

MORE.

Go for double digit TDs RGIII.

by Stow It Buck on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT GOOOOD OLLLLDDD BAAAAYYYLOOORRRR LLIIIINNNEEEE

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that much.

Although, thanks for the compliment.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

So, some kids are running around like the little hellions they are right above me.

I’mgonnafuckingkillsomeone.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

Or behind the punter angles

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

or the angle from the SouthWest corner of the field

on plays inside the East Redzone

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I always enjoyed the "swooping wire-suspended camera" angle on kickoffs

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ass stove?

What is, “St. Louis in July,” Alex?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Houston completely fell apart

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

O-line couldnt hold a bucket of water

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yup

they dont suck at all, not like the other 12 teams we beat.

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously?

i had no idea. i really thought they were like 7-5 or something. that is just what i think i always assume their record is in any year.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

They were ranked going into the game

No way a C-USA team with less than 9-10 wins is ranked at this point in the season.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Larry Fedora said fuck you to Houston & CUSA

He gettin’ paid. He don’t care

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The more I watch this game, the more I dislike LSU's team

What a bunch of arrogant assholes. Rightfully so, but still…

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

They get it from Les Miles

He’s the ultimate “I just don’t give a fuck” guy in CFB.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't understand how they didn't wind up in Charlottesville.

"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall

by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

"the champion, LSU"

Premature coronation, 15 yards.

/Not calling UGA “The East champion,” are you, Gary?

by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently he thinks only games vs the East should count

"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall

by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Are they aware that the game clock is running while they sort this out?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

PLAY CLOCKS DON'T WORK WHEN LSU IS INVOLVED

HOW MANY TIMES WILL IT TAKE YOU TO FIGURE THIS OUT

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

Neither do game clocks, apparently

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

The Hat Strikes Back.

This is the Les Miles School of Clock Management: Warp the space-time continuum and BREAK THEM ALL.

by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

LES MILES DESTROYER OF CLOCKS

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

DAMMIT, LES

YOU BROKE TIME

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

GEORGIA DOME TECHNOLOGY Y'ALL

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

Well…

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The fuck is "Just Cause" in this context?

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah....UGA is boned

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

Clocks courtesy of BEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

Huh? You Mad?

Common Use, Son

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Faster than the speed of light baby

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

SEC plan:

Call game due to faulty clock now that LSU is winning

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

It's cool. Les brought a backup.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

Needs to be more Cthulhic.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd the rec

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

rec'd the rec of the rec

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I stop this now and flag you



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

rec'd

Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481

by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

flag'd the flag

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd the flag

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

we have so many flags

TIME TO GO CLAIM INDIA AS OURS

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd the rec of the rec of the rec

Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481

by jokastrength on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thank god

this is all happening when I am completely sober… Drunk me would not be able to handle this clock shit

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster

"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."

by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

Here it comes

MILES IS FINALLY FUCKING UP WITH TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM.

by Belichick's Army of Midgets on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

OH MY

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

What the hell?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

...and then Georgia was just like FUCK TACKLING

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HONEY BADGER

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

don't give a fuck

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

Check the town where he grew up

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Fremont, Ohio?

Don’t a lot of Michigan players come from Ohio? Fremont looks about the same distance from Ann Arbor as it is from Columbus.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

/slamsbedroomdoor

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

There are many OSU fans who believe that no Ohioan should ever go to UM

and call those who do traitors.

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

personally, i only call a few of them traitors

Desmond Howard, Woodson, and for some reason i no longer ever remember Shawn Crable.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it butthurt in here?

Because I think it’s butthurt in here.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HONEY BADGER

Don’t give a shit about play clocks. Or punt coverage.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

Um, what?

Honey Badger?

What?

WHAT?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

We get it Honey Badger

You take what you want.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

Mathieu just troll'd the entire UGA return unit

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

Aside from the whole "eventually getting tackled" thing

that looked like Tecmo Bo.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy fuck, Honey Badger.

You magnificent bastard.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

Oh my God

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

HONEY BADGER! DO EVERYTHING!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

It's voodoo

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Honey badger thinks gravity is for pussies

Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue

by bsand2053 on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

Game, over

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

In the news: Scientists are adding an "n" to the name of Tyran(n)osaurus Rex

in honor of Tyrann Matthieu, whom, experts agree, is a more fitting namesake.

A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.

by LoneStarHoosier on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

ODB!

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah this shit is over

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

That looked incomplete...

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Review that play!

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Good lord, this game is a dumpster fire.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus, review officials.

Get your shit together.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

review ALL the plays!

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They should be able to tell if a play needs reviewed in less than 30 seconds

just need the right hardware and people that know how to use it.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Game over

I’ve seen that look that Georgia has; its called PittFace

by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

So do we all hate Honey Badger?

Because I do

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

Cocky SOB, he is.

And I’m glad he plays for LSU.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If he's on your team its called swagger.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I miss Miami

THAT was swagger

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY SO SWAG.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

wan't the temp about 40F?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Possibly warmer.

Which I find hysterical.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Si.

But El Paso can get chilly. Not cold, mind you; there’s no such thing as cold in Texas, from a northerner’s point of view.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I LAUGH AT THOSE OUTIFTS

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

I hope it was worth it, Miami, because that was one of the most limp-dicked football teams I’ve ever seen.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Cliff Harris had swagger

And he was a little shit. But he was MY adorable little shit. Miss U, Cliffy

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

nope. love that crazy talent

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a horrible person.

Oh wait. You’re a Buckeye. That explains everything.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

I’m an Idaho State guy too ya know.

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

my advisor's son teaches there

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

What’s his name?

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

something Klein

either English dept, or if y’all have a medieval studies dept, he teaches there. went to Kenyon then UToronto.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I know who you're talking about

I haven’t had a lot of contact with the lower building of the Language Arts Building because of my degree and year (senior) but I know who it is. Wow small world, bro

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to find some fucks to give.

I’m finding none.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

(And I'm just being a dick. You're not that bad. Not like devidee.)

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Dickish behavior is dickish :)

You’re fine. Bristliness is always fun. And I don’t like devidee either

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

But seriously, how can you hate LSU?

Aside from the oversigning… sigh

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't.

I just hate that goddamn hair

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They're hardly the worst offender in the SEC.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I can hate LSU cause they took our Boot!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I baked you a cake.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd eat that cake.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The esteemed alma mater of Matt Gutierrez!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I miss him

I really do.

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Dec 3, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Don’t hate da playa

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

by dubveeyou on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I like watching him play football

I don’t know that I would enjoy being in the same room with him.

"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall

by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

okay. tell them to throw it in the endzone again if you need to

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

God I hate you, Danielson.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

Up top!

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/exploding high five

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I was hoping they wouldn't overturn it just to prove him wrong

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

SHIT

Fucking SAFETY with 42 seconds left. Lehigh 40, Towson 38, final.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

WTF

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Wut.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The game-winning safety. That’s a beautiful thing.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Incomplete

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

Fat Ref concurs.

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Honey Badger too high

To care about gravity.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

Ah yes.

The thigh catch.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

TWSS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

A good call?

What is this?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

How dedicated to CFB have I been today?

I woke up at noon, turned on the TV… just now looked out the window to find it’s snowed quite a bit here.

I’m very proud of myself.

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

My Twitter, a strange mixture of meth and SEC Speed

by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

gold star for you!

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

My Twitter, a strange mixture of meth and SEC Speed

by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Georgia, you are so cute. You think this changes things

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

There's less time for a comeback now

Georgia is turtle-ing and pulling into their shell right now

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

rec

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

even though one of my exes went as the mad hatter for halloween this year

and the phrase leaves a bitter taste in my mouth

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Georgia facemasks the guy and still can't stop him

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

Georgia, you just pissed them off by holding them to 8 yards in the first half.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

Honey Badger doesn't need your yards.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a nasty run.

Fucking brutal grinding MANBALL.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

I recognize that.

The entire 2nd half against UT

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, God Bless Les Miles for having a personality.

She’s enjoying this game & hates Nick Saban cause he’s a soulless, unsmiling, coaching cyborg.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

I'm in favor of a rematch.

I think Bama, and Dre Kirkpatrick more specifically, is really going to go after the Honey Badger’s ACL.
If I’m going to watch a boring game, they can at least try to kill one another.

by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

One more turnover for Texas

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by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

Lolz.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

BAYLOR beating UTA like they caught 'em in their pocket

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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

I don't think taunting is a Baptist pillar.

/wonder if Baylor is allowed victory dances.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Baptists don't have pillars

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by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 3, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like that call

how do you get the facemask on the run, then save it for the kickoff? I mean that should only work for dead ball fouls. Either accept it and get it at the 1 or decline it and take the TD.

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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

I wonder if it's because it's a "from the end of the play" penalty?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Then it should go on the XP

I hate the “carry it over past a play” crap

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

With that logic

PI on a caught TD pass should count on the kickoff too?

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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No, because that's not a "tack onto the end of the play".

Facemask and roughing the passer are the only ones I know of that are.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

refs are cheating, thats how

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't think during-the-play penalties could go on the kickoff.

Also, do you think Miles figures out that he should pooch the kickoff and force them to return it from the 1-yard line with the entire coverage team bearing down on them?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

I win

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine showed up first on my screen.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm screenshot or gtfo?

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by abraves257 on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah. Happens a lot with these.

Because of the periodic fetching of other comments while yours gets added to your screen immediately, if it were simultaneous (or within a few seconds) each of us will see our own first.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If you refresh it, you'll see them in a different order

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Other persons I would probably tower over:

Pitbull.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

I would hope you'd tower over someone you just knocked out with a punch to the jaw.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Crap. That's going to get the state police involved

since it happened under an expressway.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Let's have a real short time.

Let’s have a real short time.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

In good news

Oregon’s equivalent of an evil empire school, Jesuit HS, lost in the 6A football state semis today.

So this is good.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

I'm a grad of a Jesuit high school

But we’re nowhere near 6A. We’re like 2 or 3A I think.

by Charles UF on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesuit is mockingly called University of Jesuit in OR

Because they recruit football players from all over the metro to come play there, scholarships etc.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Coed

Its a big HS in the Portland burbs.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

RG3 throwing blocks.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

Northern Iowa scores, ties Wofford at 14, 10:00 left 3rd

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

Go Terriers!

Woof Wofford!

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

JUMP



Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

HURRRR

BAILOUT

BAILOUT

BAILOUT

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

TO WHERE

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

to conclusions?

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

MOOT!

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

how high?

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by North 2 on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

GO AHEAD JUMP

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

/plays Van Halen

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by SpartanDan on Dec 3, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

is something missing?

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Lost in the hatred for Dr. Pepper/Napa

Is hatred for John Hancock and those GAWDAWFUL tappity-tappity-tappity texting commercials, and their many imitators. DISABLE KEYPAD NOISES YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Preach on Sista!!

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Dec 3, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL OF THE COMMERCIAL HATE

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