Early afternoon ejection thread
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Cougs hit the eject button on the BCS
It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.
What you didn't want to watch Case Keenum
Get the Colt Brennan treatment?
It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.
I was looking forward to to Mike Martin making oatmeal out of his bones.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I would have enjoyed this
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
UH would have been a perfect opponent
to pour fuel onto that fire.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
WE ARE ALL HOUSTON
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 2:56 PM EST reply actions
Aaaaaaaand game.
Not hard to complete a pass to a receiver that open, Pat.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Congratulations, Pittsburgh!
You are awarded Beef O’Brady’s Bowl in the amount of one (1).
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 2:57 PM EST reply actions
should be out of the top 25
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
15-20
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Whatever one spot behind Nebraska is.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Craig James
Will still have them ahead of Boise St.
by AndyKatzenmoyersGolfTeacher on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Body of work(ing girl)
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GOOD AFTERNOON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
DO YOUR DUTY.

by Malovex on Dec 3, 2011 2:57 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Text message exchange
Friend: WTF is happening to Houston?
Owl: They’re playing a competent team
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
They s'posed to be ACC!
Well, they and Pitt will fit in quite well.

by Malovex on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but, but . . .
you have a player named shamarko!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Glass houses,stones?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Houston barely beat UCLA
In retrospect maybe that should have been a sign Houston was not so good.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Keenum's wife is PISSED
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
U MAD MRS KEENUM?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST reply actions
dammit y'all are going ham
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
I think Keenum just cancelled his booking to the Heisman ceremony
If he either had one.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Hope those tickets were refundable.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Soooooo
who get’s the Sugar Bowl invite now?
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
*gets
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
KSU is currently down
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
YUP 13-10
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
not good for my "MU getting a better bowl game" scenario
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
I also lick rocks in Arizona
well hopefully K-State will make it back.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
if ISU wins, we definitely won't be in the Pinstripe Bowl
assuming the Big Equation does their hardest to fuck us over
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
I also lick rocks in Arizona
Well, see, I view the Pinstripe Bowl as precisely that.
That’s the Big 12’s booby prize.
there are more bowl-eligible teams than Big12 bowls this year
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
I also lick rocks in Arizona
lulz
Never change Iowa State. Troll forever.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Probably Kansas State or Boise State.
With a teeny tiny chance of it being TCU.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Or Okie Light if they lose today.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
It may depend on how much star power Holgo has
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
After Thursday night? Ehhhh...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Hard to say
USF had the 14th ranked rushing defense, and Holgo’s offense lot a lot of yards on two turnovers. The first was WVU’s Woods losing the ball at the USF 3 after a big gain, and the weird dual-possession pick against Stedman Bailey.
I’m pretty sure that Holgo’s rep hasn’t been damaged that much.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
A Michigan-WVU game is a lot more appealing than Houston or Kansas State.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The RichRod Bowl
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
speak for yourself.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
no BCS bowl will pass up a VT-WVU bowl
/yestheywill
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
How about a VT-Stanford rematch?
FUNFUNFUN
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THAT THAT GAME NEVER HAPPENED NO SIR-
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't hate VT's chances. Stanford isn't anywhere near the same team they were last year.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Orange pick last
So no they won’t. Another bowl may pre-empt it (though I doubt it), but no one will pass on it.
Set up the Luck Bowl somewhere?
by WVUPensGuy on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Craig James reminding everyone yet again how much play time is in a football game
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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
OK, I think I'm going to have to get dressed
and go to the store now. Getting hungry and don’t have enough beer for tonight.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
A nice dark ale for me, please.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
if you get steaks, I'll grill 'em.
and what ever vegetable you like.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
could you pick up some beer for me?
pretty please?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
I need food, may order pizza
It is not food but what the hell
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
I think I'm gonna get a pizza tonight
but I need beer
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
I just want a cook
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
if you provide a kitchen and a shit ton of beer,
I’ll make the best crab cakes you ever ate.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. Keep me lubricated
and I’ll keep you fed.
by mnHorn on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
I can do that just fine, but all that's in my fridge is mayo, parmesan cheese, and peppers...
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
stuffed chicken it is!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
But no chicken. And my study session won't get me out in time to pick up any food or booze before the SEC game.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
does that mean you're in a study session now?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
SO SAY WE ALL.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I ate pizza for dinner last night.
Might have it today as well.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
supper and breakfast for me.
Chili for late lunch/supper.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Shit, I had it for breakfast yesterday
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Corn you are not cute and adorable at this point.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST reply actions
Shift-A (after Ctrl-F "Brad Wing" in the first thread. Thanks Chloe for the heads up.)
No, I think I’ll comment more on Brad Wing. Holy. Fuck punters.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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fuckpunters?
and you’re welcome
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. Fuck punters. With their consent.
Because, damn.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I TOLD YOU.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I guess I can cross off "Get revenge on conference commissioner for spilling wine on during Media Days"
What’s next? “Learn to cook duck confit.” Capital!
by kadoogan on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
1pm starts, into the 2nd quarter:
FCS: Maine 7, Appalachian State 0
FCS: Montana 17, Central Arkansas 0
FCS: Montana State 0, New Hampshire 0
D-II: Delta State 14, North Greenville 7
D-II: Northwest Missouri State 10, Pittsburg State 7
NAIA: Carroll (MT) 14, Georgetown (KY) 0
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Update on UMD-Wayne State?
I think it was a noon central kick.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Wayne 24, UMD 18 13:47 left
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So
does this mean Michigan gets its BCS bid?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
Not yet.
Houston falls behind them but they need one more team to lose.
GEORGIA DELENDA EST
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
It means
If Michigan gets the bid they will have to actually play a decent team.
by AndyKatzenmoyersGolfTeacher on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Right, every time that michigan beat is utterly terrible
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
*team
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
So Michigan should play Georgia?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
No, just the ones from Ohio.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Just walked in to see C-USA CG
and Houston must not want C-USA to get that $8 million BCS prize money.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
Southern Miss doesn't
Larry Fedora said Fuck that $17 mill “I’mma be movin on up yo”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Beside, Houston is leaving for Big East right?
Southern Miss has all the right to fuck Houston
Sounds like a self-sabotage to me.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
true
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Tom Hammond
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
New SEC alignment ideas
Eastern:
South Carolina
Florida
Texas A&M
Missouri
Arky
Vanderbilt
Kentucky
Southern:
Bama
Auburn
Georgia
Ole Miss
Miss State
Tennessee
LSU
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
As someone said "Meth Lab" & "Deliverance" divisions
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I just sent this to my parents. We own a chocolate lab and a black lab. They'll love it.
Here is The Twitter
my family owns a meth head
how serendipitous!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Well MINE owns a meth LAB
How the hell do you think they afforded college tuition?
by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Walter White'd
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but which is which?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Eastern is Hoverround
Folks from Bama and Mississippi can’t afford em.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The SEC does not have Indiana
thus, they cannot take our names!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I think this should be in a fanpost
With each team and its divisional alignment as its own separate post in the fanpost.
Can haz North-South divisions?
Ole Miss in the North , naturally.
Go gata!
by theologator on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hello here.
Survived walmart.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
how was racist grandma?
that was you, right?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
Crazy.
talked about Glenn Beck for 40 minutes.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
whoa.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Only 40. ha. amateur.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
She followed it with 20 minutes of Jersey Shore.
Then like an hour about cats.
She spent $300 this time on her monthly food trip I always seemingly have to take her on.
But I gots a new fishing plug!
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
does she spend all her money on QVC?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
No.....
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Was thinking of
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Who talks about one non-Ron Prince person for 40 minutes?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Number 69, stay still!
Two false-start penalties in a row.
GOOD GOD
First play of second half, Georgia Southern scores on a 76-yard run. 35-28. HAMMITY HAM HAM.
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I thought it was "BOS"
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
KEVIN SUMLIN'S JIST DERSTRACTED BY ALL THE COACHING RUMERS, PAWWWWWLLLLL!
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FYI
Tomorrow at the George R. Brown Convention Center in downtown Houston there is a Gun Trade Show and Expo…I expect to see many Cougar fans there…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
are you back on American soil in the USA?
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Yes been back for 10 days
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
welcome home and welcome back to fruitful EDSBS reading and writing~
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
thank you good sir
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
(she's a ma'am)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
in lieu of the EDDDSBS?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I think it depends on the member
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
C Keenum in this game:

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Right after this gif ended,
mama kitty let out some copious profanity, poured some red wine, shot it straight, and went to go get her other dumbass son.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
then when Dad wandered by, wanting a little acshun, she belted him across the ear and had more wine
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Oops, Where are my Manners. Howdy Errybody. Nice to be back
New Jerb Overlords have Verruh strong work innernets filters :(
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
did you clemson your boss's daughter from the old job?
congrats on the new job
(that was you, right?)
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
That was indeed me.
You mean the receptionist formerly known as “My Bosses Daughter”?
She cried when I told her I was moving to another state. It was glorious though I also felt slightly guilty
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
SHE CRIED!?
unacceptable. you escaped well. but seriously how is work otherwise? and life and such?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
I actually heard Thurl Ravenscroft's voice in my head when I told her*
Work is okay. The new jerb is comparable in pay to the old one, the bennies are a touch better, but I am not a cubicle bred sort. I am actively seeking a Tower Erecting (giggity) gig. As for life, moving back to AZ has been interesting. All my old friends got old and married or turned into sad drunks. (Lotsa’ overlap their)
UA took the Territorial Cup back, ASU face-palmed the end of their season, and I get to watch generally plus-500 hockey (Coyotes are leaps better than the Blow Jackets) en vivo now so there is that.
How Y’all doin’?
*"You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch", not “They’re Great!” I’m not a total Sadist after all
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Herro!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Fistbump, Math joke, etc.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
BRITTFAVRE
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
it's begging to look a lot like

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."
by whiskey_soup on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Constipation?
Constipation.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
Not drinking it today, but today I got this:

Haz serious happee
by mnHorn on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WANT
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
WHOA SIDESHOW BOB PERM FOR KSU FAN!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST reply actions
C-USA football at its finest.
Derp * derp * derp * time = lol
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
we really need a wheel of derp for this conference
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Its in the works....
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
"Random Owls offensive explosion" needs to be an option
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Oh... it will
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
I think it showed the quality of both teams, because very, very few basketball teams are able to hang with our teams playing that well
Really? I didn't feel like either team played even close to their potential.
David looked kinda out of it. Zeller didn’t look like the person I expected.
And the refs, good lord. They were calling some weirdly soft fouls, but the next play would be a smashmouth game with no calls.
Though, if you all figure out how to shoot the 3 that well every game? You’re going to the final 4
Here is The Twitter
Oh, we're going to the Final Four. If we shoot the 3 like that all season, we're a favorite for the title.
Zeller got hampered by the double teams Cal sent. I would have liked Barnes to get into the game more, but he got hampered by foul trouble.
If Kendall can average about 7 points a game, that makes the team that much more potent offensively.
When one of you guys hit a 3 from well beyond the NBA range, I had to walk away from the game for 10 minutes
It was as if the shot gods had blessed your perimeter shooting.
And I agree with you. But we kinda have the same weakness. We don’t have a post played on the size and strength of Sullenger.
It was an entertaining game. But I don’t think either team bring their A game. I’ve seen both teams play MUCH better in the past week.
Here is The Twitter
Zeller doesn't deal well with double teams
He doesn’t keep his head up looking around to get the ball back out, although we made it tough by generally sending our double teamer from the block (his blind side) rather than his outlet guard (which he could see).
The only reason we stayed in the game was our low turnovers. Even though y’all destroyed us on 3s, we had an abnormal point distribution (college std is 50% from 2s, 30% from 3s, 20% from FTs. We had 16% from 3s). Getting 3 more shot attempts and shooting 3% higher were enough to win on that.
That said, EEEEEEEEEE our offense is bad. Our sets are as crisp as the bread you throw in the lake to feed the ducks.
Sposed to be SEC
I am starting to wonder if the backside alley-oop is the entirety of our offense
That stuff might work against SJU. But taller/stronger teams are going to hurt us
Here is The Twitter
Tebow references in the K-State game,
there are other QB’s than Tebow.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions
[confused dog look from Tom Brennamen and uncle Verne]
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
UConn is still lurking.
Backdoor is slightly ajar.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
PHRASING
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HAIRY PHRASING
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
that is an unanswerable question
for an unanswerable league
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
you know when cincy went 11-0
UConn was down by 24 and came back in the 4th to tie it only to lose it on a 2pt failed conversion
sadly
both Syracuse (seriously SIX FUCKING TOs??) and Pitt are doomed for future indescribable ineptness followed by unseen greatness week-to-week in the ACC. good luck with that, sirs.
The stupid.
It attracts.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
HOW DO I COVER SLANT
(Answer: You can’t.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
1pm (ET) starts, heading into the fourth
D-II: Wayne State (MI) 24, Minnesota-Duluth 18
D-III: Saint Thomas 35, Saint John Fisher 10
D-III: Wesley (DE) 21, Mary Hardin-Baylor 3
D-III: Wisconsin-Whitewater 27, Salisbury 7
NAIA: Marian (IN) 24, Saint Xavier 23
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Go Wayne State Tartars!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Seriously Austin Davis.Seriously.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST reply actions
FURK
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
LOLJK COUGZ U CAN HAZ BALL
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Eagles DERP!
Thank you for that derp. If I lose the $300 I currently stand to win in my friends’ pick em pool because of this game….my wrath will be directed westward towards both Hattiesburg and Houston.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
FFS So Miss
OTOH at least it is priming the derp pump for this evenings Nonsense
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
ODU comes right fucking back to score. 35-35.
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lol no
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
moar PHRASING
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
lots of that around here today
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Chloe you blowhard
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
BE GENTLE!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
tobias rec
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Careful, Mrs. Keenum already has that "I'm going to fucking kill someone" look to her.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I think her face is like that on its own
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe she's related to Craig James.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
A little over 3 hours
until my firm’s holiday party. CANNOT WAIT.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
ALL OF THE FOOD AND BOOZE?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
ALL OF THE FOOD AND BOOZE.
And entertainments.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
We had our Christmas party last night
Quite different from years past, but that’s what happens when you get bought and sold twice in a year.
Old company: the owner speaks to all of us and thanks us for the year’s hard work. Door prizes are given out, the top prize being a cruise for two to the Med. Dinner is beast, fish and fowl with all the fixin’s, buffet style.
New company: “heavy hors d’oeuvres” at the National Aquarium in Baltimore. No speech from anyone. No door prizes.
Nice, but I can’t wait for our old leader to split off and form his new company. He’ll gut our division because everyone will follow him.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Boss
is reportedly spending more than I make in 2 years on tonight.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Gotta impress those clients/attnys
We have one next week and it’s just “make nice with referring attorneys”
Mine's on Wednesday night (well, 1 of 2)
Who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to schedule a boozy event on a Wednesday in basically the 2nd to last week that anyone gets anything done for the year?!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
People with Thurs. and Fri. off.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
students?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
like I said, students
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Mine's 12/14. this will end badly.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Mine's in late January
No, I can’t explain it.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Celebrating the Epiphany, are we?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
it's a wednesday and we are turning over buildings and technically hotle isn't ready to open
and it has guests coming on the 15th
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Ours is next Saturday.
I may not be going, as it overlaps with the end of the Army-Navy game
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Apparently this party is legendary.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
"Mandatory" office party?
Kinda removes the “party” aspect a bit, doesn’t it?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Though apparently all us paralegals and staff just hang out and then go out and get wasted together afterwards
Did they at least reserve a block of discounted hotel rooms for you?
Because if they didn’t, and you have to drive 3 hrs to get there… well, damn.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
No, it's just at our office, but they make us stay an additional two hours and act as bartenders
So apparently everyone just hangs out with each other at the drink stations
Ugh
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
My company's holiday party?
“DrBundy…you wanna go get sushi on the company dime, or grab a couple hundred out of petty cash?”
“I’ll take the cash. See you motherfuckers next year.”
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Craig James:
“Be methodical. Don’t be impatient.”
Now he’s disclosing strategy on live television.
by mnHorn on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Whose band was playing "Jack and Diane"?
You deserve to lose by default!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST reply actions
I have to decide whether to housesit for my best bud for a week or so, today
Pros: They’ll stock freezer & will leave their laptp, satellite tv & Wii
Cons: I’m neurotic and part of me is screaming “BUT IT’S NOT YOUR ROOM!”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
and your favorite blanky and pillow
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Don't forget your favorite stuffed animal.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Awww, who's an Elder God? You are!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Kia's marketing department is clearly 15 squirrels on mescaline.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
PARTY ROCKING IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
/Squirrels shuffling
I thought they were hamsters
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they are actually hamster
My mind is already going on an acid trip
I thought they were gerbils or hamsters.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Dr. Pepper's marketing department is 40 antelopes on bath salts.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
They can't seriously be thinking of punting here.
Folks, this call determines whether you want Sumlin as your coach or not.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
UConn just punted, down 15
with 7:15 left in the game
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, that's why you don't want pauly p as your coach.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
oh good, one coach I don't want. Still.
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Appears to have worked positively
Cincinnati zone read, QB keeps and runs OOB. Screen pass for 5, then pass is tipped by WR and picked off by DB, 5:50 left, TD pass for UConn on the first play
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
hope he's already signed a contract
his phone won’t exactly be blowing up this week.
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
I'll take him
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a min
I though I would HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME if I drank Dr. Pepper. Now you are telling me I have to buy a hideous Kia Soul too?
And up your retirement allocation
DIVERSIFY YO BONDS N____A!!!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Morning everyone.
This is a nice surprise. Sorry Houston fans.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
where's elrocco?
Tribe down by a lot
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions
ok going to cook some meat and then shower beer
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Pics or useless, etc.
/not really.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. | Some schadenfreude
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
What are you doing to beer that it needs one?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
what what?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you ESPN!
I need a link to the Arky-UConn bouncyhoops. I don’t know if I have ESPN3.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Fuck you btw Big East game & ESPN for not bumping us to ESPNEWS
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait..NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
2pm starts, at or near the half
FCS: Maine 13, Appalachian State 6
FCS: Montana 24, Central Arkansas 0
D-II: North Greenville 17, Delta State 14
D-II: Northwest Missouri State 10, Pittsburg State 10
NAIA: Carroll (MT) 14, Georgetown (KY) 3
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well, you guys have certainly accomplished something re: Craig James
When I see his face, I now feel the same jolt of fear that I feel when I see pictures of Charles Manson or when I have to walk down a dark alley by myself.
My brain has categorized him as a clear and present danger.
There's only one Gary Speed. RIP
by craptastic on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
good - you are safer for it
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Send John Clark after him.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He certainly isn't busy being married to a shrew.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
ahh I loved those books when I was a kid
I re-read them all fairly recently.
There's only one Gary Speed. RIP
Shit just got real.
They still have to get the ball back though and only have one timeout. They’re making the Big East and Orange Bowl shit themselves over Louisville winning the auto bid though.
obviously being a wvu fan
id rather we go to the orange bowl. however we sucked so bad this year that we deserve to have something like an upresented comeback by paul p to ruin our bcs game hopes
/Plays Jack And Diane
//Plays Jack And Diane
///Plays Jack And Diane
////Plays Jack And Diane
/////Plays Jack And Diane
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
WHY?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE HEARTLAND AND TASTEE FREEZ
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Centurylink doesn't carry ESPN3 *rages*
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ISP NOT PROVIDING ESPN3 YOU FUCKERS!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Surely Houston
there is still enough time to commit personal fouls
/throat punch
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
/head twist
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
KLEIN TD KSU LEADS
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don't count your team out yet.
unfortunately for my team.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
What sites besides ESPN3 stream sports?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
firstrowsports.eu
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
chanfeed
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Too many to mention.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
atdhenet.tv
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Touchdown K-State to take the lead.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Presented without comment (via @elevenwarriors)

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
AGREEMENT NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ROLL TIDE PAWWWWWLLLL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
haha, even the ocean disagrees with the BCS
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"Knowing where your bread is buttered" National Champions...
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The DNA of a football fan -- true blood, is all
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
and shouting obscenities i believe
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
GFood Lord the Cheerleader Butt Hurt is AWEWSOME
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
And it looks like the Cougars are fucked.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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if only..
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Is that like a Cougar in training?
Or just a big cat that likes to lazily hang out in trees?
Here is The Twitter
If memory serves,
a puma is a younger version of a cougar. Plus, Chloe has golf shoes from Puma.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Should I even ask
how you gained knowledge of that random fact about Chloe’s shoe collection?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Not a very interesting story, sorry.
She posted pics of them a few months back in a BS thread discussing golfing.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Case Keenum needs his Cosmo and Virginia Slims.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Cougar cheerleaders with the best looks ever from cheerleaders!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
OH MY GOD
NEED GIF OF KEENUM BEING SHOT PUT
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Houston cheerleader face was classic
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
pic?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
That was a butthurt panorama there.
I think ESPN was just openly daring Bubbaprog.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
YOU.....'VE BEEN CALLED OUT, BUBBAPROG
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
I Know we pick on the WWL a lot
but they excel in the butthurt department
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
that might be their one shining moment
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
GSU/ODU has now gone SIX WHOLE MINUTES
without anyone scoring.
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This was the car Suh crashed into the tree

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Man's got taste.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Blades on a SS? Man's got poor handling too
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't paying that close attention to the rims.
Love the car, though.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
look at the rims
Donks are not good taste.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
HIVE'd
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
The tire has a super short sidewall.
He may have also had the fender-wells scooped. The rears should have been fine anyway but a little suspension lift on the ass end would’ve been appropriate for that sort of car I reckon’
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
He really did a number on it too

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no flatbeds in Oregon?
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh they do
It was the middle of the night, this might have been the closest one available.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Roger Goodell, I'm assuming.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Shame on him for wrecking such a beauty.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that's a beautiful car
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
yea, I needed to see what he was driving. 1970 Chevrolet has lots of options. Not all good
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This is just further evidence for my position
that people should be required to pass an “Are you a fucking dumbass?” test before being allowed to have more than a roof over their head and food. Anything they earn above that should be distributed to smart people who need money.
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Rumor has it it was icy outside.
Ndamukong: a piece of advice. As an automotive spokesman, a player for a team owned by an auto baron, and a citizen of the car capital of the country, there are some things you need to know.
That is a rear-wheel drive car without modern technology like traction control and antilock brakes, unless it’s been modified. Out of all the things you want to drive when the roads are covered in ice, that comes in about last. It’s a lovely car, but you don’t want to drive it then.
Do the Fords a solid and buy a Navigator or something.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
It wasn't that cold
Little bit of frost on the ground but no snow/ice.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That's almost worse than full-on snow.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I wasn't too far from there for most of last evening
There was no ice, it wasn’t bad at all. I drove home around 11pm.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
He's a dink, then.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
ice on the ground and rear wheel drive is fun
especially if manual transmission.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
93 HONDA WAGON, PAAAWWWWWWWWLLLLL
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
I agree
but some people are like “LOL Why don’t you get F-80250, a real mans car”
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
my dad has a lime green ford fiesta.
probably shouldn’t drink dr pepper 10
by willbechampions on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
I like the new Fiesta quite a bit. It's a sharp little car.
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Judging, in the affirmative.
Love those cars. Very efficient, weirdly powerful for their size. Popular rally car across the ocean. Glad they finally brought them state side.
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Perfect car to make a get away in, while being chased by baddies in a Corvette in a shopping mall
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
sucks that they are made in mexico
$2/hr labor, that seems like cheating
I drove a RWD car and it was not bad.
But it had traction control, ABS, and a lot better weight distribution than a ’70 Chevelle.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Looks like the Keenums are going to be in that closet for a little longer!
Wife now realizes it.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST reply actions
UCLA no longer being interested
not really a bad thing
It's going to be amusing when the UCLA coaching search sprawls like their DC search last year
and they end up settling on Herm Edwards.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Houston's defense is hurting Sumlin's coaching stock a lot more.
He’ll be hired by a PAC 12 school within 24 hours.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I'm not sure if Keenum's wife is really pissed or is putting on a hipsterish "don't want to be here" vibe.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
his wife is growing on me
she doesn’t look like all those ditzy WAG tards that populate the stands.
Does Houston have an SBN blog? Will we see them properly represented in TWIS?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
no SBN blog, most CUSA teams don't have one
have to hit up the rivals boards
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Shift-A, been playing NCAA 12
Damn, what happened to Houston?
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
THey were Right Clemson'd
Herp Derp everywhere
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Almost 400 comments in 30 minutes?
Sounds about right
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 3:28 PM EST reply actions
Let me just tell you how much I love it when the team from Hattiesburg is the best team in the state of Mississippi.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
How much?
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Does Mississippi have a single board of regents (or equivalent)?
Alabama knows how to keep their non-BCS teams in their place.
Yeah
Keeps admissions requirements for all the schools the same, but doesn’t prevent Ole Miss/State from making bone-headed coaching hires, or keep Southern Miss at a UAB-like disadvantage.
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Shut the fuck up about the money. Jesus.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST reply actions
Money > LSU-Alabama rematch > Tebow > Conference realignment
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The BCS pays 11 million plus six million in stripper parties if you're in the Fiesta Bowl.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Feel this is a good time to mention my New jerbs on-Site Overlord (Boss' Boss' Boss I think) is a UTAustin guy
If RG3 Goes all Heisman-bid on the ‘horns it’s mandatory to tape a Baylor logo to his door on Monday right?
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
Mandatory.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
FINISH THE DRILL
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, absolutely.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
RG3 for Heisman ad
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good Call!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I do what I can....

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wow
He must have gotten a sweet tat for that!
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
Do you like your new Jerbs?
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It'd be confidential-like i'm mad sneaky
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
NCAA D-IA record for QB rushing TDs:
Ricky Dobbs, Navy (14 games), 27.
Collin Klein now has 26 in 11.5 games.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
(single-season record, to be clear)
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I very much want him to get that record.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
that's pretty sweet.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely bananas how little Heisman talk he's getting
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
cincy wins
holgo can feel a bcs bid comin’ in the air tonight

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."
by whiskey_soup on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
BIG EQUATION GETTIN' FOUR BCS BIDS PAWWWWWL THEY'S CHEATIN
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How much hope do I have for Arky today?
Nawt a dime
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
how nice, Craig thinks it isn't all Case's fault
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Have you seen his protection?
Neither has he.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
I must leave now.
TO HELL WITH GEORGIA
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
what do you know about hell, son?

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."
by whiskey_soup on Dec 3, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Awesome.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Some Men just want to watch the world burn
WIth lightning and shit.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
brbz
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:34 PM EST reply actions
Can ABC pull the plug on this game
would rather watch RGIII
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Case, you can still get an invite to NYC and hey you weren't gonna win anyway
And you won’t have to get killed in the BCS.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Come on, Houston was praying for a Sugar Bowl matchup with K-State.
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Somewhere out there
Colt Brennan is nodding his head.
It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.
by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That Hawaii Georgia game was ridiculous
Georgia rushed three guys all day, and Hawaii couldn’t block any of them
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
FCS Watch
Looks like Georgia Southern may have finally pulled ahead of Old Dominion; their defense finally forced a turnover on downs instead of tradings TDs and now the Eagles are driving.
And Arky UConn is now on tv.
I’ll give updates as they are warranted.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
UConn likes slow ass hoops don't they
Meanwhile we run around like bees on speed
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
CASE: Maybe you can get a 7th year of eligibility!
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Damnit, where's my Adamastache macro?
It was around here somewhere….
by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
1% of the Clemsons
Get 99% of the fucks
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And Craig James makes a surprisingly good point about aTm needing to look at Art Briles and Gary Patterson.
Guess dude does know Texas.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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On the other hand
He trashed RG3’s Heisman odds without providing a decent reason. So I think it’s more of a “broken clock is right twice a day” thing.
by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Or that.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Why does Holgo remind me of this guy

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 3:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Why is PARTY ROCKIN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
every time I hear this song I can only think of the North Korea video
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Saban said LSU is best team in country but game ended 6-6
BUTTHURT:ENGAGED
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST reply actions
A few Hogs fans made the trip to Storrs
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Saban almost just ripped off Tim Brando's arm at the shoulder socket.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
"Do you think we'll see a touchdown this time?"
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Now I see where Georgia got the design for the uniforms they wore against Boise.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Kali MA!
Sacrifice the Bulldog.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/first, he makes a roux
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
commence chopping up the trinity
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
On a related note
I really want a shot of the booth with Saban clearly half a head shorter than everyone else at the table.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 3, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Why call that play?
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
Because Larry Fedora don't give a fuck.
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Now Playing: VIII
22 to 12 UConn pulling away in a like 14 to 2 run.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Houston broke out the Scottsdale offense there
Desperate Cougar
All credit to my dude 4castNate
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
Baylor has already scored
holy shit
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Wahahahahaha.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions
LOL Southern Miss
LOL Baylor
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Now Playing: VIII
/Sad Trombone
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
for texas or houston, take your pick
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
all the beer is gone
brandy-eggnog… engaged
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
I also lick rocks in Arizona
Either Keenum.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Wesley 27, Mary Hardin-Baylor 24, 2:41 to go, UMHB ball on their own 40
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Sweet jesus refs....UConn has 12 free throws to our 2 atm
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I knew I'd like him once he got a few years in
He seems to be almost as good as Nolan without the angrer & bitterness and calling reporters in Arkansas racist.
So yes I like him.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
to be honest, I really don't miss the style
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
I also lick rocks in Arizona
We won a NC with it & went to another NC game, so it works for us.
Plus the meth kills our attention spans.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Yea we thought the same thing...
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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Took RGIII less than a minute
to put Baylor in the lead.
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haz it
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
UCLA scored 10 more points than the Coogs?
Marinate on that for a minute.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:47 PM EST reply actions
Seriously,
Craig James has hookers to allegedly kill.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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Hattiesburg is still a hellmouth.
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Sumlin is going to A&M within the next 24 hours?
I’m sure there are going to be some pissed off Houston fans.
A&M needed to see him choke away a huge opportunity...
today was what got him the job
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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
SUMLIN ALREADY HAD ONE FOOT IN COLLEGE STATION, PAWWWWWWWWL
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if anyone around the ASU program has considered Andersen from USU or Christiansen from Wyoming.
I mean, if you’re going to have to reach for a coaching candidate, might as well go for the possible diamond in the rough. Not like it’s easy to win 7-8 games in Ogden or Laramie.
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by AERose on Dec 3, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Christensen is definitely gonna get some looks this offseason
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
I also lick rocks in Arizona
One of the best kickers in the country...
missed it.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Hardly a shank
But he’s gotta make that from 20 yards
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, come on, Texas.
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Whoa guys getting a little chippy. Fighting over ball & UConn shoved a Hog down
Arkansas is trailing but hasn’t quit yet.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
1pm starts: FINALS
D-II: Wayne State (MI) 31, Minnesota-Duluth 25
D-III: Saint Thomas 45, Saint John Fisher 10
D-III: Wesley (DE) 27, Mary Hardin-Baylor 24 (Little upset.)
D-III: Wisconsin-Whitewater 34, Salisbury 14
NAIA: Saint Xavier 30, Marian (IN) 27 (Big, big upset.)
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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hooray Wayne State!
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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
boooooooooooooo
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
I bet Motor City Brewing is a goddamn madhouse right now.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
HATE
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
D-III semifinals next week
Saint Thomas vs. Whitewater
Wesley vs Mount Union
Probably at UWW and UMU, but not absolutely certain yet.
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Still strange to see UMU and not MUC
Would love to see Wesley and St. T get the hosting
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Yeah, but SAYING "oomoo" out loud is awesome.
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Had not thought of that
But you are oh so right
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
when did they become UMU?
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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Summer 2010, I think
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Um, what?
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Houston coug'd it
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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Somebody has to since Wazzu won't
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Texas
You should probably cover Kendall Wright
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lol
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
And TD Baylor.
up 14-0
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fat guy interception by Guidry of K-State
he’s also blocked a FG for his last game in BSFS
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions
So Houston Clemson'd away their shot at the BCS.
I can only hope that there’s still enough Clemsoning left in the tank for Clemson to do the same in the ACCCG.
Clemsoning is an infinite substance.
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I was looking at AP, not BCS.
My bad. Stupid computers.
by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
They are. Low, but ranked.
I have been asking this about all season.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Have you seen many teams worth ranking over them?
Seriously you could put 40 teams from 15-25
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
And we looked good with any of our top 3 RBs available
2 losses against top 5 teams, Kstate was top 15, then Mizzou.
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Not trying to be trashy against UT (even though I'm not a fan), but I mean two losses one was two touchdowns vs. a No. 5 Boise State and a shootout against a ranked USCe
Even if we lose to LSU today, it’s a lot better than UT’s team has been.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Still holding out hope that even if it's a loss, it won't be a massacre.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I'm for max chaos.
Getting helped by USM today too.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Discrediting the BCS is most excellent
…but no, even that has limits.
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
No Fozzy, Brown, or Bergeron
Gee, that makes a difference
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
bribes?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
LHN money
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm under the impression that Baylor doesn't care for Texas
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST reply actions
if you thought the B12 was disfunctional, the old SWC schools take it do a whole other level.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're footloose and turnover free?
Or do you have Happy Feet?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Texas playing their fight song while down14-0
How Notre Dame of them!
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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how OU of them
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
is boomer sooner really a fight song?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
It's a way of life
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
It was in my high school.
In suburban Georgia.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
It's the only song they know,
so it’s the fight song, the rally song, the alma mater, the first down song, the second down song…
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
the national anthem...
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that was almost monitor meet my drink....
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
How UNC at the ACC tourney of them
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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
It's true, the band did play the fight song down 14-0 to a team wearing green and gold.
Never had the opportunity to do it against a team wearing green and white.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
In 2011, that is true
When I first saw ND play in 1998, they played it after their opponent scored to take a 28 point lead.
I remain stunned.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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I can't say I remember that.
I was probably busy working on a book report for sixth grade English.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Well played, young'un
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
What are you going to do, play "300" clips at me until I leave?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Oh come now
You know exactly what clip I’d play
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
RUN AWAY!
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
I expected Little Giants.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
He didn't call time out first.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
for the 12th straight game, K-State calls a time out since they can't get a play called and the ball snapped in the alloted time.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions
This just in
All of Houston’s wins this year are courtesy of Art Briles
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions
Also I cannot get Texas football apparently
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
No one really "gets" Texas football, Chloe
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no seriously the ABC via uverse is black screen when I select it but it comes through on the guide
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
it wouldn't surprise me, except the teasing me with it in small view on my guide
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
on my way!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
They were finishing the Houston game. I have 2 ABC channels on fios
But both are working….
nope still nothing.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
refresh your cable box.
unplug for a min and plug back in.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
that means moving
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Its like I told my wife
If it was worth a damn, they wouldn’t need to sell it door to door.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
guess i will just watch the hat
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Check the Longhorn Network.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I think they're still playing high school games
Wait……
by NOLADawg on Dec 3, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Stubbornly determined in death, you mean, right?
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I think Mack Brown has entered the Ferentz zone
as in they pay me so much that they can’t possibly fire me
I am not certain about this
but I think New Hampshire just ran a PAT back for 2, ’cause the game went from 10-3 to 10-9 to 12-9 in quick succession.
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I love that rule
Wish HS and NFL had it too
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Conversation in the SuperJew household:
“Baylor’s up 14-0 on Texas, Pop.”
“Good. I hope they kill them a hundred to nuthin’. God, I don’t know why I hate Texas so much.”
by SuperJew on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
lol
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Your dad, I like him
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh Baylor...
If you had a defense
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SEC title game
Free legal live stream: http://www.cbssports.com/video/player/sec-live
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That's a lot of red
I know the game is in Georgia, but I expected the LSU fans to travel a bit better.
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They figure win or lose, they go to the National Championship
Might as well buy tickets for the big game instead of the slightly less big game
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by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Those games are ’spensive.
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Lots of folks sold tix
to save up for the BCN MNC game. Being in NOLA, it’s gonna be ass expensive w/ LSU in it.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Exactly
Conversation at dinner before the last Saints game. You going to Georgia? Nah, I don’t think so. Think I’ll save it for the ’ship.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Young downs back to back 3s. Lead trimmed to 39 to 30, UConn
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Someone on Red Cup Rebellion just asked, in all seriousness:
“Are we sure we don’t want Sherman?”
My response:

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
It's gotten that bad there?
Cripes.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
The word is "Kirby Smart on Monday"
but we’ll see whether that plays out.
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J'approve.
I think. No clue if he can develop an offense, though.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Let's just say
I’m certain the Ole Miss administration could come up with at least 53 worse ideas, so I’ll take it.
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The backup plan is probably...
…the guy who has Archie Manning’s old phone number.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
This also sounds familiar.
I’m starting to sketch out potential HC candidates for next offseason, just in case.
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by Chris Pendley on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
OK, that's not a bad idea either.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
That would be awesome.
Also: Nutt to A&M
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YAIS
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Correct.
I figure that Larry Fedora and Hugh Freeze are the likely candidates, unless I’m missing someone.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
that name sounds familiar
is he related to someone I know?
I think he's that one guy's roommate
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The hat says Game ON:

Knowing is half the battle, the other half is violence.
by onebarrelrum on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
ISU 13 K-State 20 8:48 3Q
47 yd FG by Cantele.
Collin Klein needs 1 TD to tie the QB rushing TD record for a season.
The Big XII rushing TD season record is also 27 and is held by Ricky Williams.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions
If you Google image search Verne, this is one of the photos that comes up
by 49er16 on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Someone make this a "DO NOT WANT"
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WOOOOOO BIG EAST CHAMPIONS
that was an odd game.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions
Ohio State won the Big East
Where do I get my commemorative tattoo adn case of Busch Light?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
don't forget your cooler!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
i can recommend a number of quality merchants for each in clifton
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Slam it home, Mickelson
Is Conn deep, cause if not they will get worn out.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
first try at whiskey and ginger ale.
not bad.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions
Texas is clearly going to bullshit their way to the 5 yard line
Then throw an INT in the endzone.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions
Throw? HAHAHAHAHA
No, DJ will fumble the jet sweep
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Goddammit, the Southern Miss game is over!
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Yup, it spilled over into UT-Baylor like an overflowing Port-o-John
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
"overflowing Port-o-John"
What is the predominant smell in Hattiesburg, Alex.
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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The predominant smell will be Brett Favre's musk
He marks his territory
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Too weird to live,
too rare to die.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
high powered mutant
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
never intended for mass production
Follow @TheMightyErik
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
gonzo'd
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
catch me up, what the hell happened to houston?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions
Played a team with a pulse
and got dominated on both lines
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Keenum just watched his draft stock fall
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
He's a system QB though
Can’t imagine him being a first rounder even without the loss
remember case, those were just the best years of your life.
it is all down hill from here. forever.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
life is hort, life is shit, and soon it will be OVER
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
*short
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
That's depressing
look what happened to Colt Brennan, and what you say is probably true
The Keenums live in Chris Elliott's place from "Get a Life"
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh you clever Case McCoy
And Millen makes a Favre reference.
DIAF
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Keep it in your pants, Les
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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
UConn leads 39 to 32 at halftime over Arky
I’m proud of my team. We trailed by over 10 twice but we have pulled back in.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
HERE WE GO
Also, what happened to Houston?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions
Fogtot - for when you stick your derp in your foxtrot
i like this word
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't get britt farve
out of my texas-baptist game?
Old Dominion still fighting
Just scored to make it 49-41, about 6 minutes to go
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Les Miles speaks like a bad local newspaper columnist describing their season
Western division.
Conference champions.
Limited vision.
Dr. Pepper 10
its not for women, except that girl who tried to throw footballs through a hole in a giant can at halftime of the P12 title game last night.
She did lose to a dude though.
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The Big XII refs suck
in front of the ref, the ISU player takes a DL to the ground with an arm around him and no penalty.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions
So Pittsburgh is bowl eligible now.....
pours out the Kraken for our Syracuse fans here
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
BEEF O BRADYS BOWL
YOU ARE GOING DOWN uh, Ohio university? Marshall?
by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How is Beef's still in business, let alone sponsoring a bowl?
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
I never even heard of beef o bradys
looks it up
GAH!! Its like The Greene Turtle only shittier
Correction:
It’s like shit only shittier.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
I must apologize to the Syracuse fans here
because yes, I picked y’all in SUP this week. And sure enough, I finish the regular season a perfect 0-14.
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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
syracuse couldn't possibly be an SUP
an SUP would have been picking UCLA to finish w/in 2 TDs
LOL
Texas is using OU’s goaline package.
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Oh wow.
That’s a TD
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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By Irby
Good on that guy
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
OH WOW JAWJA
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Jefferson's deep pass was a TD but got held up by the wind.
What other excuse is there for that pass?
Ugly, ugly throw
that’s the Jordan Jefferson way
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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Creepy lady in Best Buy commercial is creepy.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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HELLO BRAD WING
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Wing gon' hit the ceiling PAWWWWWWWLLL
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
Brad Wing.
/swoon
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LET'S HAVE A BRAD WING TIME
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I'LL TAKE A SIDE OF BRAD WING
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
MINE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
I THOUGHT I COULD GET HIM A WEEKEND A MONTH
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not after that picture
i will have to be alli to Louisiana though
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
/starts driving west on I-10
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#bradwing4bearspunter
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
We have to wait another year for him to be draft eligible.
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In that case
the only answer is kidnapping.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Are you getting him for me for Christmas?
Or am I getting him for you?
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NO. I'm getting him for EVER
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
...
Yes.
Now we just need one of the giant red bows from the Lexus commercials.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
heehee
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
I love everything about this idea.
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I think I may still have the one from when I got a pony for Christmas.
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can we share him 5 ways?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
I think we will need the Lawyertariat to decide custody.
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I can represent myself, thankyouverymuch.
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Play clock malfunctioning?
Les Miles already bending the laws of space and time?
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Les Miles walks into the Georgia Dome, and the play clock immediately breaks.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions
All kinds o' hivemind.
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Mango Stasi uses SHOWER BEER
IT’S VERY EFFECTIVE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Obligatory Rec
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Again with the showering of beer?
Is this a new meme like Tebowing or Owling?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Wut?
Dates back to the invention of showers, or beer, whichever was most recent.
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Right
Not a matter of memes, but of quality of life, and common sense.
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
It dates back to whoever decided, whilst bathing "I want a beer right now"
This person was smarter than Shakespeare and Einstein put together.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Agreed, but
AFAIK, it was intro’d to EDSBS last offseason.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Brad Wing looks like the geico lizard
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
50 yd. punt. No return.
You keep doing you Mr. Wing.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
Honey Badger gon' Honey Badger
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HURRRRR BURY ME IM ALREADY DEAD

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Hugs
It gets better.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Thank god for model trains, you know?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MY DREAMZZZZZZZ

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
wow, what a perfect analogy
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Badger gonna badger
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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I'm disappointed to learn how un-chill Crowell is.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
ARP ARP ARP ARP
Wow, that feels dirty.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions
Entering the 4th quarter
D-II: Delta State 21, North Greenville 17
D-II: Pittsburg State 27, Northwest Missouri State 10
NAIA: Carroll (MT) 28, Georgetown (KY) 3
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Furk.
I was hoping for another one of those ridiculous playoff runs that end with NWMO losing another NCG
It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.
thank you but which ones are covering the spread?
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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Has Pitt State lost this year?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they lost their regular-season game to Washburn
but beat them last week to avenge it.
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Les Miles is coaching, so of course it does.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Crowell's not playing?
This is not good
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
HE NEEDS MOAR SKITTLES

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wow, that play worked. I look forward to Mike Bobo never going to it again ever.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions
Les is going to lose this
just to fuck with anybody
Holy Shit that was damn near a TD
Nexzt play? Pass TEN foot over the receivers head
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
I forgot UConn was the defending national champs.
If Arky wins, we’ll have the set!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I hope Arky pulls it off.
Still frustrated by how much Bama and Florida embarrassed the SEC the other day
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You out hopes on Bama hoops...and your fallback plan is Arky?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Arky isn't my fallback. If Arky win's it would be a huge shocking upset.
Bama frustrated me because they were supposedly good this year. And were more talented than unranked G-town. Think it came down to coaching.
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how did jawja get to redzone?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Double move
LSU player fell down. It’s actually kinda tough to get used to turf
LSU's indoor facility
is turf. They’re not foreign to the product.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Cockfinger'd
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST reply actions
oh fucking wow... way to take advtg Ga
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0 runs for Georgia on that drive.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia's message in this game: "We're only going to score 3 points. And we just did."
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 3, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions
And Old Dominion's dream dies.
Ga Southern scores to make it 55-41 with less than two minutes to go.
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GEORGIA V LSU REMATCH IN N'AWLEANS
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by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST reply actions
Mineral Water Bowl final:
Minnesota State-Mankato 28, Northeastern State (OK) 10.
Boo.
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Err, 14, not 10.
Delta State and Pittsburg State both just scored again, as well, extending their leads.
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Hooray for football in HS Stadiums
It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.
GEORGIA.
God. Dammit. Offense, motherfucker, do you speak it?!
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
what?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
EJECT
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Georgia pulling out all the stops
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