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Early afternoon ejection thread

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What you didn't want to watch Case Keenum

Get the Colt Brennan treatment?

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

My Twitter, a strange mixture of meth and SEC Speed

by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I was looking forward to to Mike Martin making oatmeal out of his bones.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have enjoyed this

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that's rather uninteresting.

Besides, it would just pile onto the ESS EEE SEEE knobslobbering.

by Erik T on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

UH would have been a perfect opponent

to pour fuel onto that fire.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

BEHOLD THE WHEEL ROUTE!

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

WE ARE ALL HOUSTON

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

Aaaaaaaand game.

Not hard to complete a pass to a receiver that open, Pat.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 3, 2011 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

should be out of the top 25

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

15-20

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever one spot behind Nebraska is.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Text message exchange

Friend: WTF is happening to Houston?
Owl: They’re playing a competent team

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

yes. yes we are

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

but, but . . .

you have a player named shamarko!

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Glass houses,stones?

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston barely beat UCLA

In retrospect maybe that should have been a sign Houston was not so good.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

Keenum's wife is PISSED

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

U MAD MRS KEENUM?

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

dammit y'all are going ham

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

I think Keenum just cancelled his booking to the Heisman ceremony

If he either had one.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

Hope those tickets were refundable.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Soooooo

who get’s the Sugar Bowl invite now?

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

*gets

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

KSU is currently down

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

YUP 13-10

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

Never change Iowa State. Troll forever.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably Kansas State or Boise State.

With a teeny tiny chance of it being TCU.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Okie Light if they lose today.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It may depend on how much star power Holgo has

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

After Thursday night? Ehhhh...

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Hard to say

USF had the 14th ranked rushing defense, and Holgo’s offense lot a lot of yards on two turnovers. The first was WVU’s Woods losing the ball at the USF 3 after a big gain, and the weird dual-possession pick against Stedman Bailey.

I’m pretty sure that Holgo’s rep hasn’t been damaged that much.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

A Michigan-WVU game is a lot more appealing than Houston or Kansas State.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The RichRod Bowl

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

speak for yourself.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

no BCS bowl will pass up a VT-WVU bowl

/yestheywill

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

How about a VT-Stanford rematch?

FUNFUNFUN

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THAT THAT GAME NEVER HAPPENED NO SIR-

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't hate VT's chances. Stanford isn't anywhere near the same team they were last year.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Orange pick last

So no they won’t. Another bowl may pre-empt it (though I doubt it), but no one will pass on it.

by drothgery on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig James reminding everyone yet again how much play time is in a football game

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

OK, I think I'm going to have to get dressed

and go to the store now. Getting hungry and don’t have enough beer for tonight.

Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!

by Paige2PSU on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

A nice dark ale for me, please.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You bet!

Anything else?

Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!

by Paige2PSU on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

if you get steaks, I'll grill 'em.

and what ever vegetable you like.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

could you pick up some beer for me?

pretty please?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I need food, may order pizza

It is not food but what the hell

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm gonna get a pizza tonight

but I need beer

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I just want a cook

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

if you provide a kitchen and a shit ton of beer,

I’ll make the best crab cakes you ever ate.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well come on over!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. Keep me lubricated

and I’ll keep you fed.

by mnHorn on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I ate pizza for dinner last night.

Might have it today as well.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

supper and breakfast for me.

Chili for late lunch/supper.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit, I had it for breakfast yesterday

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Corn you are not cute and adorable at this point.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

Shift-A (after Ctrl-F "Brad Wing" in the first thread. Thanks Chloe for the heads up.)

No, I think I’ll comment more on Brad Wing. Holy. Fuck punters.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

fuckpunters?

and you’re welcome

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Fuck punters. With their consent.

Because, damn.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I TOLD YOU.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

1pm starts, into the 2nd quarter:

FCS: Maine 7, Appalachian State 0
FCS: Montana 17, Central Arkansas 0
FCS: Montana State 0, New Hampshire 0
D-II: Delta State 14, North Greenville 7
D-II: Northwest Missouri State 10, Pittsburg State 7
NAIA: Carroll (MT) 14, Georgetown (KY) 0

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

Told you they'd kill UCA

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh fuck yeah

BEARCATS

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

My Twitter, a strange mixture of meth and SEC Speed

by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Update on UMD-Wayne State?

I think it was a noon central kick.

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Wayne 24, UMD 18 13:47 left

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

So

does this mean Michigan gets its BCS bid?

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:01 PM EST reply actions  

Not yet.

Houston falls behind them but they need one more team to lose.

GEORGIA DELENDA EST

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It means

If Michigan gets the bid they will have to actually play a decent team.

by AndyKatzenmoyersGolfTeacher on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, every time that michigan beat is utterly terrible

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

*team

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So Michigan should play Georgia?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No, just the ones from Ohio.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Just walked in to see C-USA CG

and Houston must not want C-USA to get that $8 million BCS prize money.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Southern Miss doesn't

Larry Fedora said Fuck that $17 mill “I’mma be movin on up yo”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a self-sabotage to me.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

true

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Tom Hammond

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That and cancer.

Because fuck cancer and Tom Hammond is secretly the clown from It.

by SuperJew on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

New SEC alignment ideas

Eastern:
South Carolina
Florida
Texas A&M
Missouri
Arky
Vanderbilt
Kentucky

Southern:
Bama
Auburn
Georgia
Ole Miss
Miss State
Tennessee
LSU

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

As someone said "Meth Lab" & "Deliverance" divisions

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THIS

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

my family owns a meth head

how serendipitous!

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Well MINE owns a meth LAB

How the hell do you think they afforded college tuition?

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Walter White'd

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm,

this sounds familiar

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

but which is which?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Eastern is Hoverround

Folks from Bama and Mississippi can’t afford em.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The SEC does not have Indiana

thus, they cannot take our names!

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No way

B1G is Ranch and Rotel divisions.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think this should be in a fanpost

With each team and its divisional alignment as its own separate post in the fanpost.

by ElRocco337 on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Your idea. You do it.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

mercy kill this game

for houston

There's only one Gary Speed. RIP

by craptastic on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Hello here.

Survived walmart.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

how was racist grandma?

that was you, right?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Crazy.

talked about Glenn Beck for 40 minutes.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Only 40. ha. amateur.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

She followed it with 20 minutes of Jersey Shore.

Then like an hour about cats.
She spent $300 this time on her monthly food trip I always seemingly have to take her on.

But I gots a new fishing plug!

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

does she spend all her money on QVC?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

No.....

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Was thinking of

this

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Who talks about one non-Ron Prince person for 40 minutes?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Lampley is a monster.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

GOOD GOD

First play of second half, Georgia Southern scores on a 76-yard run. 35-28. HAMMITY HAM HAM.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

I thought it was "BOS"

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Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That catch.

He is some kind of sorcerer.

by Malovex on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

YAIS THIS

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

KEVIN SUMLIN'S JIST DERSTRACTED BY ALL THE COACHING RUMERS, PAWWWWWLLLLL!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

FYI

Tomorrow at the George R. Brown Convention Center in downtown Houston there is a Gun Trade Show and Expo…I expect to see many Cougar fans there…

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

are you back on American soil in the USA?

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes been back for 10 days

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome home and welcome back to fruitful EDSBS reading and writing~

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

thank you good sir

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

(she's a ma'am)

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

EDDSBS

There's only one Gary Speed. RIP

by craptastic on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

in lieu of the EDDDSBS?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it depends on the member

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

C Keenum in this game:

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

Nooo

poor kitty!

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

kitties and POOR MAMA

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Right after this gif ended,

mama kitty let out some copious profanity, poured some red wine, shot it straight, and went to go get her other dumbass son.

by Chris Pendley on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oops, Where are my Manners. Howdy Errybody. Nice to be back

New Jerb Overlords have Verruh strong work innernets filters :(

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

sad sad overloads

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

did you clemson your boss's daughter from the old job?

congrats on the new job

(that was you, right?)

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That was indeed me.

You mean the receptionist formerly known as “My Bosses Daughter”?

She cried when I told her I was moving to another state. It was glorious though I also felt slightly guilty

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

SHE CRIED!?

unacceptable. you escaped well. but seriously how is work otherwise? and life and such?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually heard Thurl Ravenscroft's voice in my head when I told her*

Work is okay. The new jerb is comparable in pay to the old one, the bennies are a touch better, but I am not a cubicle bred sort. I am actively seeking a Tower Erecting (giggity) gig. As for life, moving back to AZ has been interesting. All my old friends got old and married or turned into sad drunks. (Lotsa’ overlap their)

UA took the Territorial Cup back, ASU face-palmed the end of their season, and I get to watch generally plus-500 hockey (Coyotes are leaps better than the Blow Jackets) en vivo now so there is that.

How Y’all doin’?

*"You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch", not “They’re Great!” I’m not a total Sadist after all

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Herro!

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Fistbump, Math joke, etc.

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

BRITTFAVRE

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

that eagle needs a shit

(and yes, I get what it is, really)

There's only one Gary Speed. RIP

by craptastic on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

spelling derp

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Constipation?

Constipation.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

WANT

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

C-USA football at its finest.

Derp * derp * derp * time = lol

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

we really need a wheel of derp for this conference

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Its in the works....

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

"Random Owls offensive explosion" needs to be an option

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh... it will

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

BOON

e’s Farm. All of it.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

Really? I didn't feel like either team played even close to their potential.

David looked kinda out of it. Zeller didn’t look like the person I expected.
And the refs, good lord. They were calling some weirdly soft fouls, but the next play would be a smashmouth game with no calls.

Though, if you all figure out how to shoot the 3 that well every game? You’re going to the final 4

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, we're going to the Final Four. If we shoot the 3 like that all season, we're a favorite for the title.

Zeller got hampered by the double teams Cal sent. I would have liked Barnes to get into the game more, but he got hampered by foul trouble.

If Kendall can average about 7 points a game, that makes the team that much more potent offensively.

by SuperJew on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

When one of you guys hit a 3 from well beyond the NBA range, I had to walk away from the game for 10 minutes

It was as if the shot gods had blessed your perimeter shooting.

And I agree with you. But we kinda have the same weakness. We don’t have a post played on the size and strength of Sullenger.

It was an entertaining game. But I don’t think either team bring their A game. I’ve seen both teams play MUCH better in the past week.

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Zeller doesn't deal well with double teams

He doesn’t keep his head up looking around to get the ball back out, although we made it tough by generally sending our double teamer from the block (his blind side) rather than his outlet guard (which he could see).

The only reason we stayed in the game was our low turnovers. Even though y’all destroyed us on 3s, we had an abnormal point distribution (college std is 50% from 2s, 30% from 3s, 20% from FTs. We had 16% from 3s). Getting 3 more shot attempts and shooting 3% higher were enough to win on that.

That said, EEEEEEEEEE our offense is bad. Our sets are as crisp as the bread you throw in the lake to feed the ducks.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I am starting to wonder if the backside alley-oop is the entirety of our offense

That stuff might work against SJU. But taller/stronger teams are going to hurt us

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow references in the K-State game,

there are other QB’s than Tebow.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

[confused dog look from Tom Brennamen and uncle Verne]

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK XAVIER.

That is all.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

PHRASING

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HAIRY PHRASING

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

that is an unanswerable question

for an unanswerable league

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

you know when cincy went 11-0

UConn was down by 24 and came back in the 4th to tie it only to lose it on a 2pt failed conversion

by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

sadly

both Syracuse (seriously SIX FUCKING TOs??) and Pitt are doomed for future indescribable ineptness followed by unseen greatness week-to-week in the ACC. good luck with that, sirs.

by Matty Light on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The stupid.

It attracts.

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW DO I COVER SLANT

(Answer: You can’t.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

1pm (ET) starts, heading into the fourth

D-II: Wayne State (MI) 24, Minnesota-Duluth 18
D-III: Saint Thomas 35, Saint John Fisher 10
D-III: Wesley (DE) 21, Mary Hardin-Baylor 3
D-III: Wisconsin-Whitewater 27, Salisbury 7
NAIA: Marian (IN) 24, Saint Xavier 23

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

Go Wayne State Tartars!

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously Austin Davis.Seriously.

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

FURK

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLJK COUGZ U CAN HAZ BALL

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

Eagles DERP!

Thank you for that derp. If I lose the $300 I currently stand to win in my friends’ pick em pool because of this game….my wrath will be directed westward towards both Hattiesburg and Houston.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

FFS So Miss

OTOH at least it is priming the derp pump for this evenings Nonsense

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

ODU comes right fucking back to score. 35-35.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

#SuckForKeenum?

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

lol no

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

moar PHRASING

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

lots of that around here today

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Chloe you blowhard

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

BE GENTLE!

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

tobias rec

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Careful, Mrs. Keenum already has that "I'm going to fucking kill someone" look to her.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think her face is like that on its own

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe she's related to Craig James.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

A little over 3 hours

until my firm’s holiday party. CANNOT WAIT.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

ALL OF THE FOOD AND BOOZE?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL OF THE FOOD AND BOOZE.

And entertainments.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

We had our Christmas party last night

Quite different from years past, but that’s what happens when you get bought and sold twice in a year.

Old company: the owner speaks to all of us and thanks us for the year’s hard work. Door prizes are given out, the top prize being a cruise for two to the Med. Dinner is beast, fish and fowl with all the fixin’s, buffet style.

New company: “heavy hors d’oeuvres” at the National Aquarium in Baltimore. No speech from anyone. No door prizes.

Nice, but I can’t wait for our old leader to split off and form his new company. He’ll gut our division because everyone will follow him.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Boss

is reportedly spending more than I make in 2 years on tonight.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta impress those clients/attnys

We have one next week and it’s just “make nice with referring attorneys”

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine's on Wednesday night (well, 1 of 2)

Who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to schedule a boozy event on a Wednesday in basically the 2nd to last week that anyone gets anything done for the year?!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

People with Thurs. and Fri. off.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

students?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

drunks

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

like I said, students

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine's 12/14. this will end badly.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine's in late January

No, I can’t explain it.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Celebrating the Epiphany, are we?

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a wednesday and we are turning over buildings and technically hotle isn't ready to open

and it has guests coming on the 15th

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine is next Friday.

I’m excited to drive 3 hours for a mandatory office party.

by ElRocco337 on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Ours is next Saturday.

I may not be going, as it overlaps with the end of the Army-Navy game

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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently this party is legendary.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

"Mandatory" office party?

Kinda removes the “party” aspect a bit, doesn’t it?

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Though apparently all us paralegals and staff just hang out and then go out and get wasted together afterwards

by emc503 on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Did they at least reserve a block of discounted hotel rooms for you?

Because if they didn’t, and you have to drive 3 hrs to get there… well, damn.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 3, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

My company's holiday party?

“DrBundy…you wanna go get sushi on the company dime, or grab a couple hundred out of petty cash?”
“I’ll take the cash. See you motherfuckers next year.”

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Whose band was playing "Jack and Diane"?

You deserve to lose by default!

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

I have to decide whether to housesit for my best bud for a week or so, today

Pros: They’ll stock freezer & will leave their laptp, satellite tv & Wii

Cons: I’m neurotic and part of me is screaming “BUT IT’S NOT YOUR ROOM!”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

and your favorite blanky and pillow

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

And Dabo's binky?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget your favorite stuffed animal.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Awww, who's an Elder God? You are!

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I thought they were gerbils or hamsters.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Dr. Pepper's marketing department is 40 antelopes on bath salts.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

They can't seriously be thinking of punting here.

Folks, this call determines whether you want Sumlin as your coach or not.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

UConn just punted, down 15

with 7:15 left in the game

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's why you don't want pauly p as your coach.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

oh good, one coach I don't want. Still.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Appears to have worked positively

Cincinnati zone read, QB keeps and runs OOB. Screen pass for 5, then pass is tipped by WR and picked off by DB, 5:50 left, TD pass for UConn on the first play

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

hope he's already signed a contract

his phone won’t exactly be blowing up this week.

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take him

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait a min

I though I would HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME if I drank Dr. Pepper. Now you are telling me I have to buy a hideous Kia Soul too?

by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

And up your retirement allocation

DIVERSIFY YO BONDS N____A!!!

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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Morning everyone.

This is a nice surprise. Sorry Houston fans.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

where's elrocco?

Tribe down by a lot

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

ok going to cook some meat and then shower beer

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

Pics or useless, etc.

/not really.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

what what?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you ESPN!

I need a link to the Arky-UConn bouncyhoops. I don’t know if I have ESPN3.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck you btw Big East game & ESPN for not bumping us to ESPNEWS

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Here.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks kind sir!

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait..NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

2pm starts, at or near the half

FCS: Maine 13, Appalachian State 6
FCS: Montana 24, Central Arkansas 0
D-II: North Greenville 17, Delta State 14
D-II: Northwest Missouri State 10, Pittsburg State 10
NAIA: Carroll (MT) 14, Georgetown (KY) 3

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

Montana rolling. *sighs*

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

well, you guys have certainly accomplished something re: Craig James

When I see his face, I now feel the same jolt of fear that I feel when I see pictures of Charles Manson or when I have to walk down a dark alley by myself.

My brain has categorized him as a clear and present danger.

There's only one Gary Speed. RIP

by craptastic on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

good - you are safer for it

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He certainly isn't busy being married to a shrew.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh I loved those books when I was a kid

I re-read them all fairly recently.

There's only one Gary Speed. RIP

by craptastic on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit just got real.

They still have to get the ball back though and only have one timeout. They’re making the Big East and Orange Bowl shit themselves over Louisville winning the auto bid though.

by ElRocco337 on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

obviously being a wvu fan

id rather we go to the orange bowl. however we sucked so bad this year that we deserve to have something like an upresented comeback by paul p to ruin our bcs game hopes

by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

/Plays Jack And Diane

//Plays Jack And Diane
///Plays Jack And Diane
////Plays Jack And Diane
/////Plays Jack And Diane

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#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

WHY?

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE HEARTLAND AND TASTEE FREEZ

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Centurylink doesn't carry ESPN3 *rages*

FUCK YOU AND YOUR ISP NOT PROVIDING ESPN3 YOU FUCKERS!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST reply actions  

Surely Houston

there is still enough time to commit personal fouls

by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST reply actions  

/throat punch

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/head twist

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

KLEIN TD KSU LEADS

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

don't count your team out yet.

unfortunately for my team.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

What sites besides ESPN3 stream sports?

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

firstrowsports.eu

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Thankee-sai

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

chanfeed

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Too many to mention.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

atdhenet.tv

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Touchdown K-State to take the lead.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

That'll do it

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

ugghh

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

AGREEMENT NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ROLL TIDE PAWWWWWLLLL

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

haha, even the ocean disagrees with the BCS

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

GFood Lord the Cheerleader Butt Hurt is AWEWSOME

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

And it looks like the Cougars are fucked.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

MROWR!

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

if only..

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a puma, remember?

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that like a Cougar in training?

Or just a big cat that likes to lazily hang out in trees?

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 3, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If memory serves,

a puma is a younger version of a cougar. Plus, Chloe has golf shoes from Puma.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Should I even ask

how you gained knowledge of that random fact about Chloe’s shoe collection?

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a very interesting story, sorry.

She posted pics of them a few months back in a BS thread discussing golfing.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Case Keenum needs his Cosmo and Virginia Slims.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Cougar cheerleaders with the best looks ever from cheerleaders!

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

OH MY GOD

NEED GIF OF KEENUM BEING SHOT PUT

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

Houston cheerleader face was classic

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

pic?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, the schadenfreude.

Bubbaprog’s gonna work overtime if he wants to capture the glory of it all.

by Malovex on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

YOU.....'VE BEEN CALLED OUT, BUBBAPROG

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by Super C on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I Know we pick on the WWL a lot

but they excel in the butthurt department

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

that might be their one shining moment

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

GSU/ODU has now gone SIX WHOLE MINUTES

without anyone scoring.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

This was the car Suh crashed into the tree

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Man's got taste.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Blades on a SS? Man's got poor handling too

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't paying that close attention to the rims.

Love the car, though.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

look at the rims

Donks are not good taste.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

HIVE'd

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The tire has a super short sidewall.

He may have also had the fender-wells scooped. The rears should have been fine anyway but a little suspension lift on the ass end would’ve been appropriate for that sort of car I reckon’

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

oh that fucking tool

did not deserve that car

There's only one Gary Speed. RIP

by craptastic on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He really did a number on it too

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

no flatbeds in Oregon?

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh they do

It was the middle of the night, this might have been the closest one available.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Roger Goodell, I'm assuming.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

HIVE.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 3, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Shame on him for wrecking such a beauty.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that's a beautiful car

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

*was

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This is just further evidence for my position

that people should be required to pass an “Are you a fucking dumbass?” test before being allowed to have more than a roof over their head and food. Anything they earn above that should be distributed to smart people who need money.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Rumor has it it was icy outside.

Ndamukong: a piece of advice. As an automotive spokesman, a player for a team owned by an auto baron, and a citizen of the car capital of the country, there are some things you need to know.

That is a rear-wheel drive car without modern technology like traction control and antilock brakes, unless it’s been modified. Out of all the things you want to drive when the roads are covered in ice, that comes in about last. It’s a lovely car, but you don’t want to drive it then.

Do the Fords a solid and buy a Navigator or something.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It wasn't that cold

Little bit of frost on the ground but no snow/ice.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That's almost worse than full-on snow.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't too far from there for most of last evening

There was no ice, it wasn’t bad at all. I drove home around 11pm.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 3, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a dink, then.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ice on the ground and rear wheel drive is fun

especially if manual transmission.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

93 HONDA WAGON, PAAAWWWWWWWWLLLLL

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I drive a Ford Fiesta

Don’t judge.

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by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

but some people are like “LOL Why don’t you get F-80250, a real mans car”

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the new Fiesta quite a bit. It's a sharp little car.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Internet high five!

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by wahoocrew on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I drove a RWD car and it was not bad.

But it had traction control, ABS, and a lot better weight distribution than a ’70 Chevelle.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It's going to be amusing when the UCLA coaching search sprawls like their DC search last year

and they end up settling on Herm Edwards.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston's defense is hurting Sumlin's coaching stock a lot more.

He’ll be hired by a PAC 12 school within 24 hours.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure if Keenum's wife is really pissed or is putting on a hipsterish "don't want to be here" vibe.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

his wife is growing on me

she doesn’t look like all those ditzy WAG tards that populate the stands.

by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Houston have an SBN blog? Will we see them properly represented in TWIS?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 3, 2011 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

no SBN blog, most CUSA teams don't have one

have to hit up the rivals boards

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

only UTEP

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift-A, been playing NCAA 12

Damn, what happened to Houston?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

THey were Right Clemson'd

Herp Derp everywhere

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

cotg

also, Southern Miss

There's only one Gary Speed. RIP

by craptastic on Dec 3, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost 400 comments in 30 minutes?

Sounds about right

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

How much?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Keeps admissions requirements for all the schools the same, but doesn’t prevent Ole Miss/State from making bone-headed coaching hires, or keep Southern Miss at a UAB-like disadvantage.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up about the money. Jesus.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST reply actions  

Money > LSU-Alabama rematch > Tebow > Conference realignment

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The BCS pays 11 million plus six million in stripper parties if you're in the Fiesta Bowl.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Feel this is a good time to mention my New jerbs on-Site Overlord (Boss' Boss' Boss I think) is a UTAustin guy

If RG3 Goes all Heisman-bid on the ‘horns it’s mandatory to tape a Baylor logo to his door on Monday right?

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

Mandatory.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

FINISH THE DRILL

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, absolutely.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

RG3 for Heisman ad

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good Call!

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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I do what I can....

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Wow

He must have gotten a sweet tat for that!

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by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you like your new Jerbs?

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It'd be confidential-like i'm mad sneaky

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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

NCAA D-IA record for QB rushing TDs:

Ricky Dobbs, Navy (14 games), 27.

Collin Klein now has 26 in 11.5 games.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

(single-season record, to be clear)

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I very much want him to get that record.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Grats to him.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

that's pretty sweet.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely bananas how little Heisman talk he's getting

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Arkansas leading UConn early

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

Now tied*

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

cincy wins

holgo can feel a bcs bid comin’ in the air tonight

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by whiskey_soup on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

BIG EQUATION GETTIN' FOUR BCS BIDS PAWWWWWL THEY'S CHEATIN

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

How much hope do I have for Arky today?

Nawt a dime

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

how nice, Craig thinks it isn't all Case's fault

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

Have you seen his protection?

Neither has he.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I must leave now.

TO HELL WITH GEORGIA

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#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Dec 3, 2011 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

GEAUX TIGAS

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Some Men just want to watch the world burn

WIth lightning and shit.

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by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

brbz

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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

Can ABC pull the plug on this game

would rather watch RGIII

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

Case, you can still get an invite to NYC and hey you weren't gonna win anyway

And you won’t have to get killed in the BCS.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

Come on, Houston was praying for a Sugar Bowl matchup with K-State.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Somewhere out there

Colt Brennan is nodding his head.

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

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by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That Hawaii Georgia game was ridiculous

Georgia rushed three guys all day, and Hawaii couldn’t block any of them

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

FCS Watch

Looks like Georgia Southern may have finally pulled ahead of Old Dominion; their defense finally forced a turnover on downs instead of tradings TDs and now the Eagles are driving.

by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

And Arky UConn is now on tv.

I’ll give updates as they are warranted.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

See you in a few hours then!

by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

UConn likes slow ass hoops don't they

Meanwhile we run around like bees on speed

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

CASE: Maybe you can get a 7th year of eligibility!

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 3, 2011 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

And Craig James makes a surprisingly good point about aTm needing to look at Art Briles and Gary Patterson.

Guess dude does know Texas.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

On the other hand

He trashed RG3’s Heisman odds without providing a decent reason. So I think it’s more of a “broken clock is right twice a day” thing.

by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Or that.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does Holgo remind me of this guy

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 3, 2011 3:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

every time I hear this song I can only think of the North Korea video

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

talent. less. assclowns.

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by whiskey_soup on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

A few Hogs fans made the trip to Storrs

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

Now I see where Georgia got the design for the uniforms they wore against Boise.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Kali MA!

Sacrifice the Bulldog.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm on it.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

/first, he makes a roux

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

commence chopping up the trinity

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm on it

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

On a related note

I really want a shot of the booth with Saban clearly half a head shorter than everyone else at the table.

by Chris Pendley on Dec 3, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Why call that play?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

Because Larry Fedora don't give a fuck.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

22 to 12 UConn pulling away in a like 14 to 2 run.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

Houston broke out the Scottsdale offense there

Desperate Cougar

All credit to my dude 4castNate

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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

RG3!!!

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

Baylor has already scored

holy shit

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

Wahahahahaha.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

LOL Southern Miss

LOL Baylor

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

RG3 Y'ALL

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by 49er16 on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

/Sad Trombone

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

for texas or houston, take your pick

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by ScreaminOwl on Dec 3, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

all the beer is gone

brandy-eggnog… engaged

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I also lick rocks in Arizona

by Logan Hill on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

no one

wants to sex the keenum.

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 3, 2011 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

Either Keenum.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 3, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Wesley 27, Mary Hardin-Baylor 24, 2:41 to go, UMHB ball on their own 40

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

Sweet jesus refs....UConn has 12 free throws to our 2 atm

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

I knew I'd like him once he got a few years in

He seems to be almost as good as Nolan without the angrer & bitterness and calling reporters in Arkansas racist.

So yes I like him.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

We won a NC with it & went to another NC game, so it works for us.

Plus the meth kills our attention spans.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved Anderson at Mizzou

He’ll have Arkansas back in the Final 4 within 4 years.

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by 49er16 on Dec 3, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's hoping.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea we thought the same thing...

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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by muwxman on Dec 3, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

houston why

why

There's only one Gary Speed. RIP

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Seriously,

Craig James has hookers to allegedly kill.

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by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Hattiesburg is still a hellmouth.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

Sumlin is going to A&M within the next 24 hours?

I’m sure there are going to be some pissed off Houston fans.

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by 49er16 on Dec 3, 2011 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

A&M needed to see him choke away a huge opportunity...

today was what got him the job

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I wonder if anyone around the ASU program has considered Andersen from USU or Christiansen from Wyoming.

I mean, if you’re going to have to reach for a coaching candidate, might as well go for the possible diamond in the rough. Not like it’s easy to win 7-8 games in Ogden or Laramie.

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by AERose on Dec 3, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

One of the best kickers in the country...

missed it.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

Hardly a shank

But he’s gotta make that from 20 yards

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, come on, Texas.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

Whoa guys getting a little chippy. Fighting over ball & UConn shoved a Hog down

Arkansas is trailing but hasn’t quit yet.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

1pm starts: FINALS

D-II: Wayne State (MI) 31, Minnesota-Duluth 25
D-III: Saint Thomas 45, Saint John Fisher 10
D-III: Wesley (DE) 27, Mary Hardin-Baylor 24 (Little upset.)
D-III: Wisconsin-Whitewater 34, Salisbury 14
NAIA: Saint Xavier 30, Marian (IN) 27 (Big, big upset.)

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Hooray Wayne State!

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

boooooooooooooo

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

HATE

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by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

D-III semifinals next week

Saint Thomas vs. Whitewater
Wesley vs Mount Union

Probably at UWW and UMU, but not absolutely certain yet.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Still strange to see UMU and not MUC

Would love to see Wesley and St. T get the hosting

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but SAYING "oomoo" out loud is awesome.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Had not thought of that

But you are oh so right

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

when did they become UMU?

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Summer 2010, I think

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, what?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

Houston coug'd it

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Somebody has to since Wazzu won't

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas

You should probably cover Kendall Wright

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

lol

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

And TD Baylor.

up 14-0

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

fat guy interception by Guidry of K-State

he’s also blocked a FG for his last game in BSFS

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

So Houston Clemson'd away their shot at the BCS.

I can only hope that there’s still enough Clemsoning left in the tank for Clemson to do the same in the ACCCG.

by BrotherFlounder on Dec 3, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

Clemsoning is an infinite substance.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

They are. Low, but ranked.

I have been asking this about all season.

by Socrates Johnson on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you seen many teams worth ranking over them?

Seriously you could put 40 teams from 15-25

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

And we looked good with any of our top 3 RBs available

2 losses against top 5 teams, Kstate was top 15, then Mizzou.

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

No Fozzy, Brown, or Bergeron

Gee, that makes a difference

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

bribes?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

LHN money

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Deloss Dodd, somehow.

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

if you thought the B12 was disfunctional, the old SWC schools take it do a whole other level.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes we did. It was glorious!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas playing their fight song while down14-0

How Notre Dame of them!

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by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

how OU of them

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

is boomer sooner really a fight song?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a way of life

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the only song they know,

so it’s the fight song, the rally song, the alma mater, the first down song, the second down song…

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

the national anthem...

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that was almost monitor meet my drink....

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

How UNC at the ACC tourney of them

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's true, the band did play the fight song down 14-0 to a team wearing green and gold.

Never had the opportunity to do it against a team wearing green and white.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

In 2011, that is true

When I first saw ND play in 1998, they played it after their opponent scored to take a 28 point lead.

I remain stunned.

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by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't say I remember that.

I was probably busy working on a book report for sixth grade English.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played, young'un

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps you should

get off my lawn

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by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

RUN AWAY!

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I expected Little Giants.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He didn't call time out first.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

for the 12th straight game, K-State calls a time out since they can't get a play called and the ball snapped in the alloted time.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

This just in

All of Houston’s wins this year are courtesy of Art Briles

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

Also I cannot get Texas football apparently

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

No one really "gets" Texas football, Chloe

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

no seriously the ABC via uverse is black screen when I select it but it comes through on the guide

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

it wouldn't surprise me, except the teasing me with it in small view on my guide

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

on my way!

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

nope still nothing.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

refresh your cable box.

unplug for a min and plug back in.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Its like I told my wife

If it was worth a damn, they wouldn’t need to sell it door to door.

"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles

by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

guess i will just watch the hat

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Check the Longhorn Network.

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by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Stubbornly determined in death, you mean, right?

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

I think Mack Brown has entered the Ferentz zone

as in they pay me so much that they can’t possibly fire me

by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

I am not certain about this

but I think New Hampshire just ran a PAT back for 2, ’cause the game went from 10-3 to 10-9 to 12-9 in quick succession.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

I love that rule

Wish HS and NFL had it too

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Conversation in the SuperJew household:

“Baylor’s up 14-0 on Texas, Pop.”
“Good. I hope they kill them a hundred to nuthin’. God, I don’t know why I hate Texas so much.”

by SuperJew on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

lol

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for Texas hate

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Your dad, I like him

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Baylor...

If you had a defense

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

That's a lot of red

I know the game is in Georgia, but I expected the LSU fans to travel a bit better.

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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

They figure win or lose, they go to the National Championship

Might as well buy tickets for the big game instead of the slightly less big game

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Those games are ’spensive.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of folks sold tix

to save up for the BCN MNC game. Being in NOLA, it’s gonna be ass expensive w/ LSU in it.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

Conversation at dinner before the last Saints game. You going to Georgia? Nah, I don’t think so. Think I’ll save it for the ’ship.

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Young downs back to back 3s. Lead trimmed to 39 to 30, UConn

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

Someone on Red Cup Rebellion just asked, in all seriousness:

“Are we sure we don’t want Sherman?”

My response:

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The word is "Kirby Smart on Monday"

but we’ll see whether that plays out.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

J'approve.

I think. No clue if he can develop an offense, though.

by Chris Pendley on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's just say

I’m certain the Ole Miss administration could come up with at least 53 worse ideas, so I’ll take it.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The backup plan is probably...

…the guy who has Archie Manning’s old phone number.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

This also sounds familiar.

I’m starting to sketch out potential HC candidates for next offseason, just in case.

by Chris Pendley on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, that's not a bad idea either.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

Also: Nutt to A&M

(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.

by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YAIS

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

in his defense

i’d be sleeping too

by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Correct.

I figure that Larry Fedora and Hugh Freeze are the likely candidates, unless I’m missing someone.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's that one guy's roommate

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The hat says Game ON:

Knowing is half the battle, the other half is violence.

by onebarrelrum on Dec 3, 2011 4:05 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

ISU 13 K-State 20 8:48 3Q

47 yd FG by Cantele.

Collin Klein needs 1 TD to tie the QB rushing TD record for a season.

The Big XII rushing TD season record is also 27 and is held by Ricky Williams.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOOOO BIG EAST CHAMPIONS

that was an odd game.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

Ohio State won the Big East

Where do I get my commemorative tattoo adn case of Busch Light?

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

don't forget your cooler!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Slam it home, Mickelson

Is Conn deep, cause if not they will get worn out.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

this is gonna hurt

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 3, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

first try at whiskey and ginger ale.

not bad.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

Texas is clearly going to bullshit their way to the 5 yard line

Then throw an INT in the endzone.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

Throw? HAHAHAHAHA

No, DJ will fumble the jet sweep

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Favre Mention

Drink

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

Goddammit, the Southern Miss game is over!

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup, it spilled over into UT-Baylor like an overflowing Port-o-John

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

"overflowing Port-o-John"

What is the predominant smell in Hattiesburg, Alex.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The predominant smell will be Brett Favre's musk

He marks his territory

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Les Miles

Limited edition.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

Too weird to live,

too rare to die.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

high powered mutant

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

never intended for mass production



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by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

gonzo'd

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Played a team with a pulse

and got dominated on both lines

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by MikeLew on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a system QB though

Can’t imagine him being a first rounder even without the loss

by Bus Crasher on Dec 3, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

remember case, those were just the best years of your life.

it is all down hill from here. forever.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

*short



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That's depressing

look what happened to Colt Brennan, and what you say is probably true

by Bus Crasher on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh you clever Case McCoy

And Millen makes a Favre reference.
DIAF

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

Keep it in your pants, Les

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

UConn leads 39 to 32 at halftime over Arky

I’m proud of my team. We trailed by over 10 twice but we have pulled back in.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

HERE WE GO

Also, what happened to Houston?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 3, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

They fogtot to play defense

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Southern Iowa

hate Coog purp

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Old Dominion still fighting

Just scored to make it 49-41, about 6 minutes to go

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

Dr. Pepper 10

its not for women, except that girl who tried to throw footballs through a hole in a giant can at halftime of the P12 title game last night.

She did lose to a dude though.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

The Big XII refs suck

in front of the ref, the ISU player takes a DL to the ground with an arm around him and no penalty.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

So Pittsburgh is bowl eligible now.....

pours out the Kraken for our Syracuse fans here

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

I must apologize to the Syracuse fans here

because yes, I picked y’all in SUP this week. And sure enough, I finish the regular season a perfect 0-14.

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by The Missing T on Dec 3, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

syracuse couldn't possibly be an SUP

an SUP would have been picking UCLA to finish w/in 2 TDs

by rook0119 on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Texas is using OU’s goaline package.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

Oh wow.

That’s a TD

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

By Irby

Good on that guy

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

OH WOW JAWJA

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Ugly, ugly throw

that’s the Jordan Jefferson way

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Creepy lady in Best Buy commercial is creepy.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

HELLO BRAD WING

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

Wing gon' hit the ceiling PAWWWWWWWLLL

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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

Brad Wing.

/swoon

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A BRAD WING TIME

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'LL TAKE A SIDE OF BRAD WING

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

MINE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I THOUGHT I COULD GET HIM A WEEKEND A MONTH

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

not after that picture

i will have to be alli to Louisiana though

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

/starts driving west on I-10

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

#bradwing4bearspunter

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

We have to wait another year for him to be draft eligible.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

In that case

the only answer is kidnapping.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you getting him for me for Christmas?

Or am I getting him for you?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

NO. I'm getting him for EVER

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Yes.

Now we just need one of the giant red bows from the Lexus commercials.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

heehee

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I love everything about this idea.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I may still have the one from when I got a pony for Christmas.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

can we share him 5 ways?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we will need the Lawyertariat to decide custody.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 3, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Play clock malfunctioning?

Les Miles already bending the laws of space and time?

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

All kinds o' hivemind.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Mango Stasi uses SHOWER BEER

IT’S VERY EFFECTIVE

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Obligatory Rec

I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost

by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Again with the showering of beer?

Is this a new meme like Tebowing or Owling?

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Old meme. Dates back to last offseason

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Wut?

Dates back to the invention of showers, or beer, whichever was most recent.

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Right

Not a matter of memes, but of quality of life, and common sense.

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It dates back to whoever decided, whilst bathing "I want a beer right now"

This person was smarter than Shakespeare and Einstein put together.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed, but

AFAIK, it was intro’d to EDSBS last offseason.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Brad Wing looks like the geico lizard

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THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

50 yd. punt. No return.

You keep doing you Mr. Wing.

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

Honey Badger gon' Honey Badger

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

HURRRRR BURY ME IM ALREADY DEAD

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Hugs

It gets better.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank god for model trains, you know?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MY DREAMZZZZZZZ

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

wow, what a perfect analogy

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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Badger gonna badger

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

I'm disappointed to learn how un-chill Crowell is.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

ARP ARP ARP ARP

Wow, that feels dirty.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

Entering the 4th quarter

D-II: Delta State 21, North Greenville 17
D-II: Pittsburg State 27, Northwest Missouri State 10
NAIA: Carroll (MT) 28, Georgetown (KY) 3

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

Furk.

I was hoping for another one of those ridiculous playoff runs that end with NWMO losing another NCG

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by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Has Pitt State lost this year?

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by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes to Washburn I believe

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by miz_zou on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they lost their regular-season game to Washburn

but beat them last week to avenge it.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

OKRA!

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by allicolls on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Les Miles is coaching, so of course it does.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 3, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy Shit that was damn near a TD

Nexzt play? Pass TEN foot over the receivers head

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by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

I forgot UConn was the defending national champs.

If Arky wins, we’ll have the set!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

I hope Arky pulls it off.

Still frustrated by how much Bama and Florida embarrassed the SEC the other day

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You out hopes on Bama hoops...and your fallback plan is Arky?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

put*

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Dec 3, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Arky isn't my fallback. If Arky win's it would be a huge shocking upset.

Bama frustrated me because they were supposedly good this year. And were more talented than unranked G-town. Think it came down to coaching.

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 3, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

how did jawja get to redzone?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

Double move

LSU player fell down. It’s actually kinda tough to get used to turf

by NOLADawg on Dec 3, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU's indoor facility

is turf. They’re not foreign to the product.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 3, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Cockfinger'd

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 3, 2011 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

Let's have a FG time

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by skywaker9 on Dec 3, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

0 runs for Georgia on that drive.

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

And Old Dominion's dream dies.

Ga Southern scores to make it 55-41 with less than two minutes to go.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

Mineral Water Bowl final:

Minnesota State-Mankato 28, Northeastern State (OK) 10.

Boo.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST reply actions  

Err, 14, not 10.

Delta State and Pittsburg State both just scored again, as well, extending their leads.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 3, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

GEORGIA.

God. Dammit. Offense, motherfucker, do you speak it?!

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by Joey C. on Dec 3, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

what?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 3, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Georgia pulling out all the stops

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by I ate the grass on Dec 3, 2011 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

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