WHARGARBLE (Champs overflow)
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Mr. Wonka: Did you eat the Wonkaberry Gumballs?
BK: Who me?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 29, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"There ain't no Whargarble! Your name's McGill!"
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
You don't say much, my friend, but when you do, it's to the point, and I salute you for it.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I appreciate your refraining from conversation at the dinner table
I find it coarse and vulgar
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Double reccin time
fore they r-u-n-n o-f-t
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
DO. NOT. SEEK. THE. CHAMPS. SPORTS. BOWL.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This is not the bowl you're searching for.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This isn't the bowl we're searching for,
Move along.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 29, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Florida State could hire their own midget qb, even shorter than Notre Dame's.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
We gotta get us some of that off-ense, Pappy Holth!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't want offense, I'm a whargarble man
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 29, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Two weeks from scoring in any direction?
Well, this bowl is just a geographic anomaly, isn’t it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Damn you. I was just typing up something along those lines.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Them syreens did this to Notre Dame
They loved em up and turned em into a sissyfied spread offense
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 29, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey mister!
I don’t mean to be tellin’ tales out of school, but there’s a feller in there that’ll give you a full scholarship if you can occasionally execute a block.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Care for some points, Jimbo?
No thank you, Brian. One third of a touchdown would only rouse my appetite without bedding it down.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well this is a TIGHT SPOT
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I believe this was "The Game of The Century".
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
There's been 200 yards of offense combined.
That’s a good 190 more than I thought.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
18 of them by FSU
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 29, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see how anyone who watched this game
thinks these teams are on the right track
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Track?
There is no track. These are two trains powered by derp, tearing through the countryside and hellbent on killing football.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
by Fonce on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Notre Dame appeared on right track with Hendrix...
Why is he not in?
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
I think he choked on his own vomit
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 29, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
He's got a Little Wing problem.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Soothing, soothing heroine.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
Oops. Extra e.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
All based on legal hostage taking.
by Counter Trap on Dec 29, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that was a creepy commerical
once you enter Orlando the copters will make sure you can never leave.
I figured they just said "Aw, hell with it" and started counting drug running in the official numbers
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
90% of all the oxy
comes from Florida
by rook0119 on Dec 29, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ALL THE OXY?
ALL THE OXY.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 29, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
Family: leading cause of suppressed rage.
Perhaps we could all learn from Kelly and scream until we’re hoarse.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM EST reply actions
Watched him on the Elite 11 thing on ESPNU
Mormon’s a helluva QB
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 29, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
...what oh god no
There’s a second half what this can’t be legal oh god
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
by Fonce on Dec 29, 2011 7:19 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Denying us RGIII?
Absolutely.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Dec 29, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I bailed on this game
Watching squeakyhoop on ESPN3
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm watching hockey.
I think Hartnell has decided to just maim people tonight. Of course the refs see nothing.
Hartnell has plenty of reputation
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
1% of broadcasters employ 99% of alleged prostitute mass murderers
/occupy ESPN
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we're not going to see any more scoring in this game.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah fuck it
I’m gonna go drive like a madman in my E-50 in World of Tanks
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
2-3" of snow tonight!
LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
by Erik T on Dec 29, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I got to see at least one decent snowfall and a few days of white on the ground (at least in the shade) while up for the holidays.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I originally thought
you had some kind of comparison to the baby I’m burnin’ game to the Champs bowl cookin
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It doesn't snow in Sacramento but I would kill for some rain.
I think it’s literally only rained twice since the end of summer. I don’t even like the rain that much, but this just feels unnatural.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Dec 29, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sacramento
Is that near Sacramende?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
A couple hours away. (Because Sacramento is a couple hours away from everywhere.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Drought's finally starting to ease up here.
Thanks to about 5" of rain in December, last week we went from “exceptional drought” down to just “extreme drought”, for the first time since at least spring.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 29, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i don't see any snow here anytime soon. 43 and rain/snow tomorrow.
what the hell at this winter. my friend left marquette, michigan for christmas break with no snow on the ground.
by willbechampions on Dec 29, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, not especially cool.
At this rate, it’s probably 50/50 as to whether there will be a Birkebeiner this year.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
About what we had in Rhinelander on the ground last week...
Four wheelers worked…Snowmobiles kinda-sorta…and lake was frozen. Would have been nice to see some accumulation while there though.
You need at least six inches for snowmobiles to function properly, 8 to 10 would be even better
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
8 to 10 inches of snow?
wtfisthiscat.gif
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
I noticed
Stuck to the sides of the backroads…never got above 45mph and tried to run over all the unpacked snow I could find.
Those belts do make a lovely smell when hot, don’t they?
45 mph in a snowmobile? Do you have a death wish?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Owner told me this particular model would cruise past 100mph easily
He had done 110 on it last year…on a lake…but, oh shit, those trees are getting close awfully fast.
I've driven snowmobiles at 80 miles an hour, but it was under ideal conditions and I know what I'm doing
with 2-3 inches of snow, you have very little traction and at 45 mph you’re “out running your headlights.” You got terrible advice, friend and be glad no one got hurt.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It was on the roadsides...so no surprises unless they came bounding out of the woods
Straight shots, no real turns…never felt out of my control. Had we been given the blessing to ride on the lake I would have tried for more speed. But the only ones on the ice where much smaller versions and i wasn’t willing to risk dumping it in the lake. (though I have seen Warren Miller movies where they run on the water just fine…just don’t slow down!)
All of that is full of incredibly bad ideas
The vast majority of snowmobile accidents happen on straight stretches. You hit one bump and go careening off in a direction you didn’t intend. The odds of hitting an unforeseen bump increase when the ground isn’t completely covered by snow.
They don’t “run on water just fine.” They hydroplane. Going on the lake before it has a good 4 inches, at least of freeze would be suicide.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Understood...
But we had been back and forth over the same stretch so we ‘knew’ what we were running over
In the WM movies it is summer…and they are pulling water skiers/wakeboarders. Not something i would try to do in winter or summer…but the machine is capable of accomplishing the task.
Our lake was at about 6 inches in most places…from the ice fishing holes. But this was a heavier machine than the single seaters we saw most days out there so we kept it off as a precaution.
Our forecast for next week or so
Highs: Usually in 50s up to 60 (Might have a mild New Years Day finally)
Lows: 40s, sometimes down to 30s
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
High of 73 here tomorrow
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm good with highs in 50s or 40s as long as lows bottom out at 28 to 30 or so
I just don’t want any highs in low 20s kinda days this winter
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
yeah. I'm happy right here on my sub-tropical isle, thanks.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
It's getting down to 35 sometime either tonight or tomorrow night.
But highs in the mid 70s and lows in the 50s for the weekend.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Wait, those are mutually exclusive?
Today’s numbers in Austin, to date: high of 72, low of 37.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Those are mutually exclusive for areas that normally don't have big swings
A few times I’ve seen our temps drop from 70s to 40s in under 20 minutes.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Yeah, upper Midwest tends more toward 20- or 25-degree swings per day, barring a cold front.
Texas, or even more so Arizona, goes bonkers when it’s clear. One day in September had a high of 99 and low of 59 here; Sedona just yesterday had a high of 59 and low of 11.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 29, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
12 more hoursssssss
until I sleep on the train, spend 4 hours in Union Station eating and drinjing and watching foobaw, and then another hour until I’m out of Hayseed, Nowhere, USA, for a full weekend.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:26 PM EST reply actions
DC
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Homemade Tom-Yam soup
helps take away the pain of this game
sriracha???
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Guess I'll have another Sloppy Joe
to ease my pain of viewing this terrible game.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
You gotta love ESPN's consistency
Todd McShay’s rankings that have been scrolling across the bottom all game have Eifert as the 50th overall prospect. i.e. Middle of the 2nd round.
Gilmore: “That’s why he’s only projected as a late 3rd or 4th round pick”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 29, 2011 7:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, this game is over now.
Good awareness and hustle, 20.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
LOL WUT
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 7:28 PM EST reply actions
Terrible throw
But Floyd made the play
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
corner had some hops, too
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Did that just happen?
Or am I still in a fever haze?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:28 PM EST reply actions
HOLY SHIT
I have no idea how you caught that Michael
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
TD Hot Potato!
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
by Super C on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
SKLFJAKLDJGHAL;SFGH;ASDBK.CGXLH
There are no words.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I just saw an offensive TD
Did that happen or am I hallucinating from madness?
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
13 point
insurmountable or impossible deficit to overcome?
Tommy Rees is the ND QB.
So, you know, anything could happen.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 29, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Florida State might not get there if you gave them a week.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 29, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The only way it happens is turnovers returned for scores
So it’s still possible
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Can't you catch a TD normally like other teams, you arrogant gold-helmeted bastards?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 7:30 PM EST reply actions
If you're not careful, you'll sound like a Trojan
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 29, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The judges would have also accepted "At least they can catch TDs, butthorn!"
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Considering how bad we lost to F$U,
I’m really really really not looking forward to playing in the Urban Bowl.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
there are an astonishing number of horrible offenses this year
that’s two more.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I'm willing to say Arkansas was only team in the whole SEC with a good offense
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
LSU is probably 2nd best
I think they are worthy of being label “good” but I’m sure a lot of people don’t. They’re certainly not great or anything like that
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
LSU....good offense?
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by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
They don't fuck up much & can grind out a game
Not exactly fun but effective.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
And that differs from a description of Alabama, how exactly?
Their offensive outputs are nearly identical.
I know stats are boring and can lie
but LSU averaged 38.5 points per game this year. I’d call that pretty good.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Most on short fields & had several ST TDs.
LSU is a dominant team on D & Special Teams. On just pure offense, they have not been as good.
But as someone said, they haven’t had to be.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
9 of their 65 TDs
were scored on defense or special teams. Go on.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
agreed
should have been 10
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
don't know
I agree that the offense is not as good as the defense and special teams, but I disagree that Arkansas was the only team in the conference with a good offense. I think the numbers back that up.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I think most of LSU's points came from either short fields or other team finally being bludgeoned to submission
Same with Bama. The fact that Arkansas is one of the few teams to get multiple TDs on both teams helps.
If Arky had actually had a D….things might be far different today.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
bludgeoning defenses into submission
is a form of offense. If you have the advantage of unbelievable depth, like Bama and LSU, its the smart way to play. Old time B1G football with atheletic players. BTW not arguing that Arky is not a good offense, just that not the only one in the conference.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Alabama and LSU were nearly identical on point totals this year; both Total and Per Game
The difference between the two comes in yards because LSU did score more on defense, ST, and short fields. So Alabama has a significant advantage there in Total Yards and Yards Per Game.
Half the time their offense is nonexistent.
1/4 of the time, it’s set up by Mathieu doing something ridiculous.
1/4 of the time, it’s legitimately good offense.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's definitely glacially paced and set up by D and special teams
but that beats cocking everything up in the redzone and not scoring at all
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 29, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
True.
They’re good at not fucking up the opportunities they’re given.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I don't think we know how good they are
Because they haven’t had to do anything offensively. They can count on their defense and punt returns to do the dirty work and leave the offense in caretaker mode. Had UGA been able to get to a 17-0 lead we might have found out what LSU’s offense can do.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 29, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
And here’s to you, Steve Spurrier
Tebow loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Steve Spurrier
Heaven holds a place for those hang 50 between the hedges
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)
We’d like to know a little bit about scoring for our bowl game
We’d like to help you learn to help us score
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic Gators
Stroll around the Swamp until you feel at home
Hide it in Columbia where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It’s a little secret, just the Spurrier’s affair
Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the NCAA
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Phil's song (sung to the tune of "The Only Living Boy in New York")
Chip, get your recruiting service paid right
I know your part’ll go fine
Buy access to a five star
Da-n-da-da-n-da-n-da-da and here I am
The biggest Nike booster for UO.
I get the shoes I sell from kids in Vietnam
Oh, I gather all the shoes I sell from kids in Vietnam
Hey-ey-ey, I get money from sla-ay-ay-ay-aves
Da-n-da-da-n-da-n-da-da and here I am
The biggest Nike booster for UO.
Half of the time we’re green, but we don’t know which
And we don’t know which
Chip, rent your D-Backs a sports car
I know, they’re eager to drive high
High, while they drive one thirty nine, nine, nine
Da-n-da-da-n-da-da-n-da-da
Down a city street but there they go
The only competence on the D
The only competence on the D
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
No worries. OSU's offense can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag either.
Oh, wait, I forgot Posey was back. That may no longer be true.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'M SHIPPIN' UP TO ORLANDO OHHHH OHHH OH!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 7:34 PM EST reply actions
Ugh I hate this song
That was our go-to stadium pump-up song
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
The music itself is enjoyable.
If I could mute the “singing”, it’d be fine.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You don't enjoy
“WHARRRGABLE IRISH BOSTON WHARRRGABLE”?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, Boyee!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:34 PM EST reply actions
I can't wait to see FSU screw this up
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 7:34 PM EST reply actions
Wait for missed FG
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa excitement!
Should FSU just bring out the FG unit?
We've been playing that all year, for reasons I can't fully comprehend
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Because it's by Dropkick Murphys?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
They cut a record with the dude from the Chieftains
Irish enough.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
They should probably be playing some Pixies.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Special teams might be FSUs ticket to a comeback
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 7:35 PM EST reply actions
ND passed the mythical 10 point mark
They could still break Marshall’s fewest points in a win mark
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Please stop telling me the exact height of every cornerback
as if that is the sole factor in their ability to stop big play receivers.
"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
FSU thin at corner do to theft arrests
Don’t change Seminoles, don’t ever change.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 7:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Arrest, not arrests.
C’mon, at least get it right.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Surprise! FSU sacked out of easy figgie range!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:36 PM EST reply actions
Teddy Bridgewater thinks FSU's O-line has trouble holding.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 7:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Zach Maynard knows that feel, bro.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Dec 29, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Mattel hospital
for broken UCLA QBs is feeling sorry for FSU
by rook0119 on Dec 29, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is FSU's line just young, or is it legitimately crappy too?
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Sad FSU Chav
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 7:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Chavs: a trend I'd rather not see cross the Atlantic.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It was a 3rd down in ND territory.
I have no clue why FSU didn’t have the FG crew ready to get on the field. Not like they were making it.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
I've heard a similar call, but never had the "delay of game" associated with it
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen it a couple of times in the NFL this year
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
It gets called a lot in the NFL, but I don't think they call it delay of game
It’s usually “unsportsmanlike conduct”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
They usually signal it same as a false start or other "illegal procedure" penalty.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
DEFENSIVE delay of game!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I didn't even know that was a thing.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
From Wikipedia
“Also, the defensive team can be given the same penalty if they fail to quickly yield the ball to officials after a play has ended, prevent a player on the offense from getting up after the play, or kicking the ball.”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Seen the first one before.
Think it was about 10 seconds left, the defense was trying to stall and prevent the offense from spiking it by laying on the ball and preventing the refs from getting it set; the refs threw the flag and the clock stopped so they didn’t even have to spike it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The ref's description of the flag seemed to be more about simulating the snap count.
Which… I think is a thing?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Yeah, that's not actually delay of game but some sort of illegal procedure-like penalty.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I hereby declare this the "Murphy's Law Bowl"
Don't be that guy.
by Wolf-fang on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Scoring drive: 3 Plays, -9 yards.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
20+ starts and no internal clock telling him to throw the ball. Lovely.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Which number will be greater in magnitude?
A) Sacks given up by Florida State
B) Good games on Sega Saturn
by Synaesthesia on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I begged my parents for a Sega Saturn as a kid
Thankfully they bought me a Playstation instead
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Shoulda Just jumped straight to the goods
Saturn should just be a planet, or a sailor moon character.
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Was there a Sailor Saturn?
I remember Venus, Mercury, Moon, Jupiter, and Mars.
Why do I know these things?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
She does not look familiar at all
Even freakier is Sailor Uranus, but I’m done looking these up.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wasn't one of them a tranny?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I hope it has something to do with nailing Asian chicks in high school
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 29, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My parents once spent $330 (like infinity in todays money)
for Sega CD. All the games sucked and it broke in 6 months.
by rook0119 on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yes sonic CD was good
Lunar games were also decent and so was Hook. That’s all I got.
I did.Damn thing didn't work once.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
No after the CD I swore off sega
I did by a Dreamcast but it was only $50 at the time and that’s only because my friend gave me about 30 games
I'm so young I don't even know what the Saturn is
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
pretty sure by the time this came out, sega was on the way out the door
by fischduk on Dec 29, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SEGA only put out like 57 peripherals to keep getting money from the Genesis
While SNES just kept chugging out games.
Personally, in number of good games, I gotta choose SNES > SEGA
I only really played Sonic games on SEGA
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Sports games on Genesis were way better.
Even my Nintendo slappy friends agreed with that.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
The Genesis version of the Beavis and Butthead game kicked the hell out of the SNES version
Game, set, match
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i loved my sega genesis games
i had like….lion king, the simpsons, and some pony game
but it was amusing.
by willbechampions on Dec 29, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
oh man the simpsons game!
I forgot about that one! Bart throwing tomatoes at Skinner…wonderful. I have one in my apartment at school. Streets of Rage 3—go-to drunk game. Sonic is pretty baller, too.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
The Simpsons Arcade game ranks right up there with the X-Men game
Why they never ported those to consoles is a mystery.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sega games were better
up until late 1993 when they just produced shovelware.
by rook0119 on Dec 29, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Its a different kind of company
and a different kind of car.
by rook0119 on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's something the PS1 ate for breakfast
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and no internets
and much shittier
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I only vaguely remember it
and that’s only because for some reason they had one in the breakroom where my mom worked.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 29, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now, Panzer Dragoon was a good series.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
The 8 copies that Sega made available?
by rook0119 on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair, I did own a copy of Panzer Dragoon II Zwei.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
if you still have it
you should sell it on Ebay. I used to sell rare games (Xenogears for $80 pop, SMT: Nocture Strat guides for $60 each, Valkyrie Profile $100 each etc)
Nah, I'm pretty sure I don't have it anymore. :(
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
Actually Panzer Dragoon Zwei isn't worth much
Panzer Dragoon Saga is the holy grail of expensive games now
Oh god, the Jaguar
I only saw the AVGN of it. Nobody would touch that turd.
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FSU will not win this game without a pick-six.
That said, they could easily win this game.
"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
by RabbitSC on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/joemorgan.jpg
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
So good to see Theo back in the backfield. He seemed lost as a WR
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 29, 2011 7:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I am so tired of Dos Equis commercials
Doesn’t Dos Equis suck anyway?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 7:46 PM EST reply actions
It's like the Miller of Cerveza Mexicana.
Middling at best.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
I still like the ads. Getting tired of ESPN & others trying to use the meme & being very very unfunny
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
the amber is tolerable with mexican food
the lager tastes like piss
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
dos equis isn't bad
using Corona as a comparison
I got my tattoo last night. Here she is:
She is on my left thigh, and I am thrilled with her. :)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West
by Piperch1ck on Dec 29, 2011 7:48 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
that's pretty badass
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Careful, not just dogs will hump your leg
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 29, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Gia Genevieve Fan
And general pin-up girl fan. :)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~ Mae West
Nice grab
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
NO I DON'T SEE HOW THEY COULD BE RATED TOP 15 TOP 10 NEXT YEAR
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
so say we all!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Top 15, maybe in the ACC.
maybe.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 29, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone watching on ESPN3?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:56 PM EST reply actions
Dammit FSU! Don't you dare cock up my bowl picksd! I need these 24 points dammit!
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I bet that cheerleader takes her makeup off with a spoon.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 7:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
my mom: "i hate to break it to this commercial but guys don't drink miller lite"
miller lite is basically the only beer that my mom drinks, for reference.
by willbechampions on Dec 29, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oh Diplo, not even you can save Blackberry!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions
not sure if serious
/has no idea who diplo is
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
"You have Legos? Lois won't buy me any"
“Peter, you have Mega Blocks, they’re the same thing!”
“They are not, Lois, and until you get that, this marriage won’t work”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
He's a DJ in the vein of Deadmau, Tiesto,Oakenfold
They’re trying the “All the cool kids have Blackberry”. 2012 will not be kind to RIM
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
What is RIM?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Research in Motion, makers of Blackberry devices
by Narrow Right on Dec 29, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
So, what you're saying is now is the wrong time to buy a Blackberry?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Put it this way
There are three major smart phone manufacturers. Google (Android), Apple (IPhone) and RIM (Blackberry). Google became the largest in terms of market share, Apple held steady and RIM plummeted like a stone.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
RIM will always have a place in goverment/financial applications
/because of how they handle email they allow more control for network admins also monitoring.
THIS
they are/were discussing selling their network security codes to other phone makers.
Move into a software only company and away from the actual manufacturing of the full phones.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
their phone design has sucked for a while
but they make $texas on all the back of house stuff they do.
Lots of folks sick of paying the $Texas though, my company dumped them and went to "free" Exchange Sync
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
i think they will lose everyone but the financial sector
but the regulatory requirements will allow them to hold out the longest there
Hardened Android is making a big surge in that area
Not a euphemism
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
/kinda wishes it was a euphemism
/is 11
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
They're starting to look into other options.
Army is working on an Android build.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Dec 29, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can I mention that I fucking love the shit out of Google?
For their ability to drastically corner markets without resorting to the practices of a monopoly?
TRULY THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF COMPANIES
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
they have an amazing collection of unprofitable business plans
and control all of search and make all their money there
by UMR_Rugger on Dec 29, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Worked for Howard Hughes
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 29, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
by Stubob72556 on Dec 29, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just don't look too hard at their privacy policies
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Honestly
Not as bad as some peoples policies (Apple)
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Facebook makes everyones privacy policies look good
Which makes sense considering Facebook doesn’t believe in privacy.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
People, it's a book of Faces,
can there be anything less private?
GenitalBook?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know what's cooler than a Facebook?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
A billion Facebooks?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Dec 29, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
a blowjob? shit tons of things?
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 29, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is such a thing even possible?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Only if you have nine dicks,
which would lead to an entire different set of issues
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A pair of pants would fit like a pair of gloves!
/offer only only good in Priapyat
by Albino Tornado on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Like everything it's a tool. Don't try to change a light bulb with a shovel.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Um.. they give away the Andriod technology
This is definitely “anti-competitive” but they can get away with it because they make so much more money on everything else. They are the Wal-Mart of technology companies.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Linux is free.
I don’t really have a problem w/their business model. Helps the consumer in the end. Competition is good.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Dec 29, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see how being free can be anti-competitive
Especially when they let the people using the tech make their own profit off if it.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You don't see how dumping can be anticompetitive?
Do you work in the SEC’s enforcement division?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Probably
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
PAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
…oh right, the other SEC.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's not illegal, but it's definitely unethical
It’s designed to drive others out of the market to create what is effectively a monopoly. They know that RIM can’t afford to give it’s technology away.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Driving others out of the market by providing a better product for less isn't illegal.
Doing so and then jacking the price through the roof once you have a monopoly is.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
(Replace "illegal" with "unethical" and I'd say the same.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Giving away the OS isn't an antitrust problem
unless they’re doing so to create or maintain an abusive monopoly elsewhere.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 29, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
real test will be andriod vs copyright
some pretty interesting claims out there on some of the patents. Basically tech patents are so intertwined that you can’t do anything without violating someones patent. I think there are lawsuits agaisnst samsung right now on the use of android
That's a whole other issue that involves the Patent office
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
It's not just software patents
Also the fact that I think the patent office still accepts patents for individual human genes.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Wow.
Hadn’t heard that. I wonder if I can patent nearsightedness.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Yep
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_patent
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
The patent office has very, very silly definitions of "invent" and "non-obvious".
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
no kidding
also the level of detail required is amazingly lacking. If in 1980 you had applied for a patent for just about everything you saw in a science fiction movie with crudely drawn crayon pictures you would hold all the patents now
Iz gonna be rich when we start putting atmospher processors on
LV-426. Until the non-indigenous life forms eat the colonist mostly at night, mostly.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
This is also true.
Assuming it meets the “non-obvious” and “invention” thresholds, the whole point of a patent is that you get exclusivity for X number of years (a number which should probably be lower than it is, but that’s another debate) in exchange for revealing exactly what you’ve created. If a competent worker in your field can’t duplicate it from your patent writings, you haven’t held up your end of the bargain, IMO.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That's a whole other vaguely-spidery discussion.
The whole software patents thing is ridiculous.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
wasn't trying to bring a discussion to the validity of the patents
but to point out that android is currently facing legal challenges
Everyone learned from Microsoft
Give it away, but don’t make it un-installable
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Dec 29, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Friend who works there says they have lost none of their smugness
They probably don’t realize the Titanic is even sinking
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Soviet Duplo fall apart after about 70 years, but hey, who doesn't?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
You mean those legos for slow kids
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 29, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
God, The Lions are the best
Dominic Raiola, after being asked about Packers fans who moon visiting teams’ buses, “I get to the stadium too early. I don’t see that. But that’d be pretty awesome to see. I don’t know if I want to see any of those people naked. They’re not in real good shape up there.”
He adds, “It looks like they live a simple life. They love the Pack and that’s pretty much it.”
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:00 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
It's okay, he's just no used to seeing fans who care about wins and losses
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 29, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He went to Nebraska.
He’s seen plenty of fans who care about wins and losses…. and that most people don’t wanna see nekkid.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 29, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Also, now the 10 point mark has been passed by these two teams as well.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Even better.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Dec 29, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Excellent jinx, sir.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 29, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why thank you. *pours you some tea*
I’m always good for jinxing one team a week. I take requests. I accept the Paypals.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
The 2 Pointer.This ALWAYS works!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So FSU watched the Military Bowl last night
Didn’t work tonight either.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
It makes more sense in this case
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
FSU is just making sure no one can win their -3 bets in Vegas
by josejose50 on Dec 29, 2011 8:06 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
In College Football, F$U fucks you
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
by Stubob72556 on Dec 29, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WHAT I THREW IT TO THE GUY IN GOLD PANTS AND HELMET?!?!?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I am disappointed that interception did not result in Kellyface
by Synaesthesia on Dec 29, 2011 8:11 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
This offense scares me.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions
Aw shit, we now have a game.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
by Super C on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Okay, so...points.
This is good, right?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions
Dammit Fighting Irish, we give you one simple fucking task.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I GOT 24 BOWL POINTS RIDING ON ND!
Dammit ACS, Stempke, KG, you guys tell ND to stop dicking around!
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
This.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
(Wait, I've got ND at 20? Fuck me I must've been huffing glue.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Dec 29, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gonna one up that
By giving away10 pts on toledo-air force, becuase i forgot to pick a winner. DERP
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You put money
On Notre Dame’s offense scoring points? Might as well have just burned it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You put money on Notre Dame's offense not scoring points for the other team?
Might as well have burned it.
Don't be that guy.
by Wolf-fang on Dec 29, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
24 points in my ESPN pool on ND
And if RG III tanks, that’s 32 points gone.
My finishing well rests on tonight.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
OH SHEEETTT
Just realized i put 31 pts on ND, FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
egads why
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Demonic possession seems the most plausible explanation.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently I made these picks after snorting bath salts
also I have the max of 35 on baylor. I’m scared now
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Dec 29, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I put 34 on LSU in one of my last minute pools
So…I know that feel
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why would you put 24 points on Notre Dame?
They could easily derp a game away against anyone this year.
Because the other games were just as WTF Coin flippery?
At least TCU & Boise have the decency ti be obvious choices! And Baylor
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
My team misses too many of them for me to be comfortable either way.
On the other hand, it makes loads of sense to try for 2 when it’s 14-9, because either you need a TD to get ahead or you need a TD to get ahead.
At 15-14, it’s understandable but less so.
by Narrow Right on Dec 29, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Too early to worry about that, unless you really think the opponent isn't going to score again.
A Notre Dame FG after a failed 2 means you have to go for 2 again to make up for it just to tie.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Twice????? Jimbo gots the biggest balls of them all!!!!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions
...
That is all.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 29, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Yaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!
(I’m trying)… Also, I just got to my hotel room- how y’all doin’?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/cries into coffee
sniffle, Just fine, thanks…
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
by iris eyes on Dec 29, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"ND, get that shit together, son!"
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
by Super C on Dec 29, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh trust me, there is much screaming going on here
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
by iris eyes on Dec 29, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hi!
It’s a good game, at least- and I do have to root for an actual alma mater of mine, right? Plus, avoiding the slaps from the GF is a good thing!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's certainly not a "good" game by any measure. It's close, but not good
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I was stuck driving through Alligator Alley-
in a shitty rental car, which couldn’t find ESPN Radio for me to listen. Terrible offense, derptastic turnovers, or both?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ahhhhh
Sorry I’ve missed that
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
no you're not.
or you shouldn’t be. I’ve never before wished for blindness.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You forget that I root for the Browns, Indians and Blue Jackets
and that I was on the team at Kenyon for a year, and watched every home game for the other 3.
It’s fun when it happens to teams I don’t care about- gives me hope!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What's alligator alley?
And as you are gathering. It was pretty much a game of here you have the ball, no I don’t want it you take it, no you, I insist….
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
I-75 through the Everglades- boring, boring drive.
Like one exit for 90 miles
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You can get off the highway anytime you want, it will just be the last time you do so.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 29, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sort of like I-10 in Texas? but with the possibility of being eaten by alligators? Awesome!
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Precisely! And with spotty radio/cell coverage!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it has not actually been a "good" game, but hey, you just got back....
(It was remarkably bad for awhile….)
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
by iris eyes on Dec 29, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You'd think Florida State's accidental victory over Virginia Tech in 2005 would have taught them the value of kicking extra points, and not going for two.
by Synaesthesia on Dec 29, 2011 8:15 PM EST via mobile reply actions
That relies upon the premise that FSU can learn from the past.
Nope. They’re doomed to repeat it.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/lines for game winning field goal while trailing by 1 or 2.
/why does it go wide?
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Stepped out for a smoke
Oh i see that ND has lost a lead in a game they had complete control of. WHEN HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED?!
by rook0119 on Dec 29, 2011 8:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And there was a brain-dead turnover involved. Shocking, I know.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 29, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The shock was that it wasn't the Noles who committed it.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They can't even afford a three-dimensional trophy?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 29, 2011 8:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They had one but Missouri's mascot dropped it.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 29, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
What is Missorrah's mascot?
A meth lab?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 29, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Harry S Truman
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
by Stubob72556 on Dec 29, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This game has become quite entertaining
BCS-like entertaining
by rook0119 on Dec 29, 2011 8:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Apparently, we're going to redo the Michigan-ND game.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:18 PM EST reply actions
It's always funny when the QB tries to hold up both his own weight and the weight of his tackler with one hand.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Dec 29, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE WARCHANT
SO I GAVE YOU SOME WARCHANT ON TOP OF THAT WARCHANT WITH THAT OTHER WARCHANT
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 29, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
When only half the stadium is doing it, it sounds like the ghosts of FSU fans past.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Dec 29, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"past" = 2010?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
John Anderson has the FSU theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGoBQIhyFFM
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
/plays boomer sooner
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Can't believe they stole that from the Braves
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Not sure if serious....
came to the Braves with Neon Deion
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Heavy drankin, light trollin night for me
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Just got here, heard that one from a number of people in Georgia who were serious
Noted, and withdrawn, otherwise
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh I don't doubt that there are truckloads of Georgians who bullee dat in their hearts
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Kelly's face looks like an old catchers mitt
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 29, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he's changing into a Super Mario villian
by rook0119 on Dec 29, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And I just lost my Fireball cause of a shitty ass mushroom.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Dec 29, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 29, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Let My Chain Chomps Go!
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
by Stubob72556 on Dec 29, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Has ND won a bowl game since 1993
Does 1993 even count because they played TAMU?
They won the Battle of Juarez last year.
AKA the Sun Bowl.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 29, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They have the 2008 Sheraton Hawaii Bowl trophy in their cabinet thank-you-very-much!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Dec 29, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And...here....we...GO!!!!
WHARRRRGABRBAL!!!!!!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 29, 2011 8:21 PM EST reply actions
Auto War Gerbil
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Dec 29, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
= 2 yard pickup.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
hell of a catch
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 8:25 PM EST reply actions
Octogenarians>>>>>>>>ND's secondary>>>the assorted inanimate objects that played secondary at Michigan a couple years ago
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 29, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, those inanimate objects are still playing in Michigan's secondary.
They’re well coached inanimate objects now though.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 29, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure his shoulder was out of bounds before he gained control.
But I don’t know if I’m sure enough to overturn it on replay.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
They said "confirmed"...
not sure I’d have said that, but in general I agree with you
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And I'm BACK!
what did I miss.
.
.
..
psyche! I watched it over my moms shoulder.
/strategic seating advantage
...I can count my years in scars...
Yep- hell of an athlete
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
FSU's offense=Chuck it and Fuck it.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:27 PM EST reply actions
Yais.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 29, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So Honda is just admitting that they are most
boring cars on the face of the earth?
Your move Toyota.
BAM! Nissan Maxima out of freaking nowhere!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
North Korean Limo Makers Demand that you respect their Authoritie
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Notre Dame fan wearing a cowboy hat, and a commercial showing Jaguars being driven, and not getting tuned up in the shop
Now I’ve seen it all
by Synaesthesia on Dec 29, 2011 8:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions
WHARRGARBL
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 8:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
OK, I admit I've only been watching for six minutes or so.
But people were texting me saying our offense was having problems, yet I’m seeing no evidence of that.
I just looked up the stats, as I didn't see anything before the first FSU TD
they had 104 yards in the first half
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
for 2/12 quarters, you absolutely were
Manuel’s been sacked 5 times.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
They've definitely figured something out the last few drives
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Did you see what The Author posted on twitter?
“By gawd, King, that’s Jeff Bowden’s music!”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck. You.
He Who Shall Not Be Mentioned is not mentioned for a reason, yo.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
moi aussi
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
FSU's offense has basically been "throw the jump ball" this entire quarter
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yes but who is this we're referring to?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
FSU's former offensive coordinator(first half of the 2000's)
and Bobby Bowden’s son
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I assumed it was a bowden
gracias
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bobby Bowden's congenital idiot son, heir apparent in the early aughts, an former FSU offensive coordinator.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Except they don't have a Greg Jones to completely waste by ignoring after the first quarter.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
He was always mentioned when I was on campus-
of course, there was “Fucking Asshole” always put before his name
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Congenital Idiot" was my usual prefix.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
FSU is just as lucky that ND didn't build a big lead in the first half
It’s been a “who can step on their dick the least” kind of game
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Missed most of the first three quarters
I’ll have to take your word for it since you’ve also probably seen more football than me; I didn’t really start watching football until November 20, 1993.
Your troll-fu is weak today
You usually bring better stuff than that
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sorry, I need more or less alcohol
Plus I’m eating dinner with my wife now (prime rib leftovers, but still).
hey hey hey
I thought I guess I have no clue who should win this.
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Notre Dame, I'm disappointed in you, but there's still time.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
Plenty of time for them to disappoint you further.
Such is Notre Dame football.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 29, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those Baylor matte helmets look sharp-
I like them
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
agreed.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a fan of matte black in general.
Noticed the same on Arizona State’s helmets (except that stupid pointy trident).
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Baylor's are green, but I agree.
However, ASU’s piss a lot of people off, because of the “no Sparky”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The expansion of black in schools that don't have it as a school color is an abomination
I don’t really like ASU’s, because I like Sparky, but if it’s a long-standing color, it looks great. I think Colorado’s would be awesome with matte black
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Matte black looks stupid almost every where
It feels unfinished.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's coming from the "car guy" part of you, isn't it?
On cars, it often looks dumb- on helmets, I think it can look very cool
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I consider black in this situation to be like white.
Teams might not have it as one of their official colors, but it helps separate them. Unless they’re putting black and white together.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
i also don't like putting black into uniforms
like michigan state’s pro combat — they are GREEN and WHITE. not green + black + bronze + white.
by willbechampions on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
/thatsracist.gif
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
And FOR FUCKS’ SAKE, OSU, USE ACTUAL SCARLET!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i can't keep up with all the different shades of red schools use.
they all look the same to me, haha
by willbechampions on Dec 29, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Switch the black for white, and I would have been very happy with those uniforms
instead of merely relieved that they were only minor train wrecks.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I've only liked it once.
Those are some HARDASS uni’s. Surprised WVU fans didn’t like them.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
they were awful.
not maryland awful but awful nonetheless.
Outside of maybe the shoes, what was the problem?
The whole coal-mining theme was awesome.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
the helmets mostly
and the fact that grey is not one of WVU’s colors, and the fact that I hate everything Nike about CFB.
friend owns a body shop
BMW made a special matte black paint. His dad who used to be one of the most sought after custom painters in the Southeast had to come out of retirement to match it. Pretty paint, but don’t wreck the car.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Dec 29, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
The Baby Sunspheres resemble that remark.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i still generally like shiny more than matte.
i think though it actually looks better when it’s not black (in baylor’s case)
by willbechampions on Dec 29, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Certain things look great in matte
I don’t think UM’s or OSU’s would look good in matte
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We agree- it MUST NOT happen
When OSU and UM fans agree on something regarding those two teams, it must be the correct thing
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
What a creative play call.
FSU can’t have seen that coming.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Greetings, monsters
I send these greetings via Sony’s Google-TV-enabled blu-ray player.
Pretty nice so far.
I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 29, 2011 8:36 PM EST reply actions
ARE YOU A WIZARD
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Dec 29, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I just found Safari which was there this morning and then wasn't when the Mac booted up tonight
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
SYNERGY
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I am thinking of only last nights MACtion that could not get the epithet
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
by Boatdrinks on Dec 29, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So i just tuned in. What the hell is going on?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 PM EST reply actions
lots of derp
a 14 pt lead blown, derp, derp and derp
'sup fools.
After flying through 1500 posts to catch y’all, here’s a brief summary:
As an avid sandal wearer, socks with sandals can be acceptable if you’re wearing pants, but if it’s cold enough to warrant long pants and socks then you need to go ahead and put on a pair of shoes.
#TeamBirkenstock size 48, Arizona model, Taupe suede.
Sweet pinup girl tat.
ZOMGBBQ DYER TO stAte?
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Dec 29, 2011 8:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions
NO SOCKS AND SANDALS EVAR
Rainbows, bitch. But moved into the more adult realm of BOAT SHOES, muthafucka lately.
What pinup girl?
Dyer is leaving?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
No surprise that we are in agreement on the subject of men's footwear.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
twinsies?
also, our venn diagrams got smaller after I perused the book of faces.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
persons you are professionally friendly with are former co-workers of my category 5
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
The Alabama legal world is quite small.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
mobile specifically.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
we could have had a standing 'chrissie thursday' date
/kicks dirt
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
It could have been beautiful!
/sobs
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I was at an Indian wedding where we were wearing sandals
Asked a buddy of mine if it was cold enough to justify going with socks and sandals. His reply? “Don’t be that guy.”
by ElRocco337 on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love my boat shoes!
Don’t own rainbows- I’m still beating my 12 year old Nike sandals to shit
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You live in the South now.
It’s time to purchase a pair of Rainbows.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
As soon as my sandals die, I probably will
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Stay strong.
Get more boat shoes!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
My feet have always been too sweaty fr boat shoes.
They always smell like the inside of a Tauntan after a long day. I don’t own rainbows because I don’t care for thong-style sandals at all.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Dec 29, 2011 8:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
get the ones with the mesh sides. duh.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, they're thong-style sandals?
UGH! I hate those
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If he had wanted to play for an asshole coach at a clusterfuck program
he could have just come to Auburn a couple of years earlier.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck it, time to chuck it!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:42 PM EST reply actions
Is it too much in this game
to ask the pass to land inbounds?
Blocked punt coming
This game needs more HAM
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM EST reply actions
This is odd
We’re down 4 with 4 minutes to go and have shown no ability to move the ball, but I’m not worried at all
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
as in you've gone numb, or as in confidence?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Still not worried
We’ll get the ball back
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
There's the killer FSU personal foul I'd been looking for.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions
It is going to be hilarious when ND throws a pick on the first play of this drive.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
no, in the endzone.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 29, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Nice call.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
ARE YOU A WIZARD?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I doff my cap to you sir.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nicely played, new "friend"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Damn dude. Got some lotto #'s for us?
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Woooh we beat Boston Notre Dame!
If we beat St. Joe’s, it’s entirely plausible for us to run train on the rest of the schedule and cruise to the bracket
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 8:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
i'm slightly disappointed in his color right now.
by willbechampions on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is the only situation where saying that phrase will ever be okay.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
That was still a better looking ball than the under thrown duck on the Floyd TD.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
He's in Kansas
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...awkward
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he'll come back
just pronounce him without a doubt the starter for the whole season
You didn't watch the FSU-Oklahoma game this year?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/mute button
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
You gotta win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win the game*
*offer not valid against UVA, according to ACS
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fight on for Florida State!
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's an exceptionally layered troll, sir.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Dec 29, 2011 8:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You gotta win win win win win the game
and if not YOU’LL STILL WIN THE POLLS!!!!
by Ardbeg on Dec 29, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OK, who called the INT?
I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM EST reply actions
Everyone watching this game.
"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
by RabbitSC on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That would be AERose with the initial call, followed by Philander Chase's Sweatervest saying it would be in the end zone.
COTG reads EDSBS.
by Narrow Right on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
By God, it IS "Philander Chase"
I’ve been reading it as “Philander Cheese” this whole time
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This always cracks me up.
Anthropologal had been calling me Alcoholis for awhile. I lol’d.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 29, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The first of Kenyon's goodly race!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
you, sir, almost made me ruin my moniter
rec for you
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 29, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why? Kenyon's not in Wisconsin, is it?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Exact comment to wife on wanting to leave for movie...
“Hold on. ND gets the ball back with 4 minutes to go. They’ll throw an INT and then we can go.”
by Phocion on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
aneurysm
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
by Boatdrinks on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HOW AWESOME WAS FAB MELO LAST NIGHT?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I think he just swatted another one into the fifth row.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Magenta
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Perfect
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
WHARRRRRKERRRBAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST reply actions 19 recs
Soviet Kerbal
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MAKE IT FUCKING PLAID
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Dec 29, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Greent
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 29, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Lol Rutgers/Florida basketyhoops
Thank God Arky is 9-3 with wins over powerhouses like Oakland (Michigan) and Charlotte! cries
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
You think that's a cushy schedule?
We played a DIII team
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
And we played decent to good teams. Just lost all 3 of those games *pours myself a drink*
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
OAKLAND IS A LEGITIMATE OPPONENT AND A MOST HATED RIVAL
by Mango Stasi on Dec 29, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They have like, one of the three Chick-Fil-As in Michigan.
And they could probably kick the shit out of us in squeakyfoul.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 29, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
where are the other 2? for me the second closest is in toledo but i am pretty southeast
by willbechampions on Dec 29, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Never mind. Those other two are in Indiana. It's the only one, and it apparently sucks.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Y U LOL?
JELLY?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
MARMALADE
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oakland isn't awful.
Though if that’s the win you’re hanging your hat on, you may have problems.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 29, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
One sec
Arkys 9 wins:
SC Upstate
Oakland (Michigan)
Utah Valley State
Grambling State
Mississippi Valley State
SE Louisiana
Eastern Kentucky
Louisiana Tech
Charlotte
Losses:
Houston
Connecticut
Oklahoma
Our next two games are Texas Southern & Savannah State
Your thoughts?
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Just for laughs.
Our wins:
Ferris State
Pepperdine
UC-Irvine
Dartmouth
Illinois-Chicago
Our losses:
UNC-Charlotte
New Mexico State
Temple
Tennessee State
Minnesota
Iowa State
Nebraska
Wright State
We fucking suck. We start conference play against Toledo next Saturday.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 29, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ferris State?
At least you have a win over mighty Dartmouth
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 29, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, you at least have two good opponents on there.
But given the number and severity of cupcakes on there (Grambling is dead last in D-1 on Kenpom, six others ranked below #250), you had better hope that 1) you blitz the SEC in conference to the point where the committee can’t reasonably leave you out, or 2) you’re fighting with somebody with even more ridiculous cupcakes (like Colorado last year, with six sub-300 games) for the last at-large.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 29, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gonna lose my magical bowl challenge Awesomeness 32yruigeftlweruiiiisdhjgbfvhjsdkfWERHW$%^((SFHUIGFHUILGHUIRGFHUIGHUI
I has signature?
Well, that'll do it
Hopefully this ends the Rees era. He’s not a talented QB and he was supposed to be the safe pick. He’s not that either
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Not really
I was surprisingly not very emotionally invested in this game even though I got myself all worked up yesterday. I think playing like dogshit made me just accept that loss was inevitable.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I am thinking about last year, when I was like "oh, a new bowl that noone has ever heard of"
And this year I am looking around and seeing….NO BOWL. Sucker that I was last year, I poopoohed the bowl I had.
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
You... you POO POOED A BOWL? FOR SYRACUSE?
THE HELL WOMAN?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like FSU is back next year, guys.
by UGAVike on Dec 29, 2011 8:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
FSU's season is always next year.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Dec 29, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
We're never "back".
We’re just the “darkhorse”.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Meet the new next year
Same as the old next year.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 29, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
thank you notes: DONE!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 29, 2011 8:55 PM EST reply actions
Is next year's Notre Dame-Navy game being played in Croke Park?
Fond memories I have of that place (excessive vomiting and being robbed at knife point by a Roma girl were involved).
My parents' and brother's alma mater is playing in Dublin the night before!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And cue the obvious block in the back.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
so..... run the dive?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM EST reply actions
Forever and always
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
there is a Big East sign there
Well it certainally has the “feel of a Big East game”
We named the septic tank "Glory"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 29, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh FUCK YOU WALKER, pass it!
OT in the FL basketysqueakyfoul game
...I can count my years in scars...
DIVE DIVE DIVE GO GO GO!
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Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
I just don't understand this Notre Dame team
On paper, they seem to have all the physical attributes they need to win their games. But mentally, something is missing. What is it, and what do they have to do to fix it?
Don't be that guy.
They need a QB that doesn't give the ball to the other team in the red zone
It’s not a mystery
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 29, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Catholic Guilt
Get rid of Touchdown Jesus
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 29, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know why you're puzzled
We were 115th in turnover margin.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Perhapse I phrased that wrong.
I know that mistakes are what kills them. Is it apparent to Notre Dame fans what is causing the rash of mistakes and breakdowns, or is the jury still out?
Don't be that guy.
hwut?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 29, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
....
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 29, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Notre Dame lost because they put names on the jersies.
Sinners.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Dec 29, 2011 9:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Hi, I'm back! I didn't miss anything right? Right??? nothing of import happened?
/weeps.
Oh hey, remember that time I had to beat those Sumo wrestlers in a pie eating contest when we went to the Big Island of Hawaii?
Is very bad to laugh at IE
IS VERY BAD
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
TROLOLNOLE
A Pessimist Complains About The Weather
An Optimist Waits For It To Change
A Realist Adjusts The Sails
by NavyNole on Dec 29, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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