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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/27/2011

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE.

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El Paso does things to a man. Makes him sing. Makes him dance. Makes him muscle in on the local narcotrafficantes, depose El Churro, and start running things his way while making sweet love to a senora whose husband is in prison and never loved her anyway. Paul Johnson still doesn't give a shit about anything when he's in Atlanta, but down here, man? Down here it's just different, brother. (Paul Johnson will take over all operations in a week, and then promptly leave them to return to Atlanta without warning, leaving locals only with the legend of "El Feo" and his brief but memorable reign of terror.)

CALLING INTO A GAME FROM SKYPE WORKS AS WELL AS YOU THINK. Let's not say it was phoned in, since North Carolina did show up for about 10 minutes of the Independence Bowl, but before you get overly critical of their effort, consider the difficulties of caring about a game where your interim coach is already out the door, and you're playing on December 26th in Shreveport, and your fanbase has already moved on to basketball season, and you're in Shreveport and the Mizzou mascot pretty much summed up the whole experience by breaking the trophy? We don't approve, but we certainly understand skyping into that game and disconnecting the minute you looked up and saw 31-7 on the scoreboard at half.

(Bonus! You never have to watch John Shoop call a horrendous game at North Carolina ever again, and can instead watch it when Will Muchamp hires him as his offensive coordinator, because that kind of NFLAIDS is exactly what Muschamp wants in an offensive coordinator. This isn't going to work, is it? But hey, a strength dude who gets excited about stuff! That's...normal.)

TODAY'S BOWL BOUNTY: The Little Caesar's and Belk Bowl up on deck, and when you're saying things like 'But it's a quality 7-5," well, that's a special kind of standard adjustment for those starved for entertainment.

EXPECT AMAZING:

Expect a low-scoring, somewhat boring game where both teams try and feel the other one out and play cautiously early on before opening things up later.

[sarcastic finger gunz]

BOUNTY POSTED: Pictures of Mark Richt's white beard will be exchanged for EDSBSBUCKS of a massive sum and dubious value.

IF YOU WERE WONDERING WHICH SIDE OF THE COIN THIS YEAR'S OREGON ROSE BOWL UNIS WERE GOING TO LAND ON: Given the choice between "whimsical" or "dystopian future armed duck-cyborg," they opted for the latter, and not the former.

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“dystopian future armed duck-cyborg,”

worked so well for them in their bowl game last year…

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 9:47 AM EST reply actions  

When the result was a BCS title...

nope, he can sling it all day long in my (admittedly biased) opinion.

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

you put up 2 symbols.

you had 3 wins. 3-2=1. Wow, that’s hard… Isn’t Minnesota an academic school? Cause they sure aint a football school.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Regardless, scoreboard

Auburn still has this immediate victory until LSU and Alabama play.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course. They can talk 'we are better than you' shit, by all means. They rented a fine, fine victory that day.

But ‘hur hur oregun sux’ is a little silly, since it was in every sense a match of approximate equals.

by Erik T on Dec 27, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, no

What a horrible thing that one fanbase would denigrate another fanbase after beating them

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

See, I agree with the second part of this.

They were a damn good team last year and it was a great game to be at. I was making fun of their uniforms. They’re a good team again this year. This year they’d beat us like a rented mule.

However, your immediate response was that of a bammer. And I do not suffer bammers lightly.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, maybe there was a legitimate misunderstanding.

LSU has every right to chuckle about fancy Oregon unis not mattering, as the LSU-Oregon game was by no means in doubt at the end. Auburn can’t say this.

I’m generally of the opinion that magnitude of shit-talking should scale with some factor of the magnitude of the beatdown (with an adjustment for games that shouldn’t have been won; if you lose at all to a grossly inferior team, latter team gets to jaw all they fucking like).

by Erik T on Dec 27, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Just as there are no moral wins or moral losses

there are no “kind of wins” or “kind of losses”. You win or you lose. If you win, you can talk shit until your jaw falls off. Auburn’s last second win against Bama last year got us 364 days to talk all the shit we wanted. Now they get that right for 364 days.

And as a fan of a team that hasn’t had a winning season since 2008, by your own standard, you definitely can’t talk shit about defending national champions.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You obviously haven't talked to Stupendous Man recently

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Defending* National Champions

*yes, the cheating allegations but also the fact that nothing Auburn did this year deserves to be called defending

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

allegations that have been dismissed (unless new evidence surfaces, which is standard in ANY investigation)

Wow, yankees are talking a lot of shit today. Always amusing. This is like vandy fans talking shit.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Bragging about winning last year's championship is only slightly less annoying than bragging about one from 23 years ago.

Congratulations, you’re Notre Dame with worse helmets and fight song!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm a Michigan fan

Call me when your team provides the best screencap gif of the year.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Psht, SEC reading? to hell with that.

You have an argument. Though not a great one. Minnesota boy doesn’t.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

My team is responsible for this one

By completely imploding in the second half.

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Dec 27, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WOO SHITTER'S FULL!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 27, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

But you're a Minnesota fan, not a Michigan fan (per your profile).

So like I said, let me know when your team does something worthy of being televised.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Quick!

Someone dig up the gif of the Minnesota players tackling themselves on the kick return against Nebraska!

by Albino Tornado on Dec 27, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

2012 is a leap year

so, if you’re not counting the day of the game, Bama gets 365 days to talk shit.

/STATE OF ALABAMA SHIT TALKING NASHUNAL CHAMPEENS!

by Jon Berg on Dec 27, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm aware of the mathmatical implications.

However I’m also aware your team lost to North Dakota State. And I just thought I’d laugh at that for a bit.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

...and we've gone full SNUD

Dude, Tim Brewster foisted Ted Roof on your team. You don’t get to talk shit about The University of Minnesota ever.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

When was Minnesota's last championship of any sort?

Hell, last winning season was 2008. Yeah, I’m gonna take advice from Canadians…

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ROOF, OOFR, FORO, OROF, etc

*

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the playing field has been leveled somewhat.

One of the All In crew asked in a CI last week about the appropriateness of eating lunch while taking a shit. Hyah.

Velocitas eradico

by The_Tusk on Dec 27, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Depose El Churro?!

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THE IMPOSSIBLE, SIRRAH!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 9:49 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Paul Johnson and Brian Kelly in a small room.

I think this could solve the energy crisis.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ending the world is one way to solve the energy crisis.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought UF was gonna hire their former QB to be the OC

what was his name again?

Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.

by PW and EDSBSMD on Dec 27, 2011 9:50 AM EST reply actions  

not even for

$180,001?

Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.

by PW and EDSBSMD on Dec 27, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So...

Oregon players are Transformers now?

by Broncanous Mendenhall on Dec 27, 2011 9:51 AM EST reply actions  

There's not a lot of room behind the end zones at Autzen.

Pretty sure they will be deployed as a new braking system.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

I'm just glad Oregon is Nike's house team not UNC.

As much as Nike likes using a wing motif, I shudder to think of what they would do with a giant foot.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 27, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

well

she puts the “sin” in “sinuous”, doesn’t she?

/bunk time

by smk73 on Dec 27, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you can see how strong she is

best part is that’s actually probably part of one of the “classes”

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

her upper arms (bi, tri, and shoulders)...wow

I bet she could out bench a lot of the guys on here.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

for certain. I can't do that (well, maybe I can)

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 27, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

wookin' pah nub...

…in aw dah wight p’aces.

by thehakujin on Dec 27, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Meech out and Dutch Dumbody'sand

Ma dis murl a betta pace, ip do tan

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I was thinking more William Blake...

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 27, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nleedse, Aayma

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

What do you mean William Blake?

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

But you owe me more than fear. YOU OWE ME AWE.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

DO YOU SEE?

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yes.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So by "dark, satanic mills"

He means where Nike makes their gear, right?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The implication is strong.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 27, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

On my phone

But I would gladly rec this if I could

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 1:23 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Side view:

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/fart noise

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NIGHTMARE FUEL

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Dec 27, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

needs moar wangs

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why but pawwwwwwwwwwl speak always reminds me of this:

M R DUKS
M R KNOT
O S A R
C M ITTY BITTY WANGS
L I B
M R DUKS

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Ewige Duckkraft.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to gloves

that help the players make shadow puppets.

by Broncanous Mendenhall on Dec 27, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The Eugene Shocker?

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll admit it

I laughed. One rec for you.

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Dec 27, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 27, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Why in the fuck did I come in to work today?

MISTAKE.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:03 AM EST reply actions  

because you knew it would be an easy day and you wouldn't be bothered

who wants to learn how to break into change apartment door cylinders with me today?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

But I left my give a damn at home.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Is anyone at work anywhere today?

It’s associates and assistants only in the Tuco Firm.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

There are a couple of partners here

but they’ve been having the breakfast scotch.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

This is a good job.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I can haz?

Imma engineer though…

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

like your job is hard

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

:''''(

.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The most productive thing that's happened today is looking at pics of my paralegal's new, restored, classic mustang she got for Christmas

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

What year?

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Honestly not sure, but it's pretty.

I think late 60s from doing a google image search.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY 68

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

MINE!

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

NO

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

PLZ?

gromitsadpuppyeyes.jpg

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Apparently, hers is a '67.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

She does not deserve this fine piece of machinery

And must donate into my care forthwith.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently, she has two but the other needs to be restored

Not sure if that means new paint or tow job.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

my 68 needs some restoration.

it runs-ish.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

My one area of mechanical competence, working on cars.

What’s it need?

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I may need to add Bullitt to the queue

Lately I’ve been into gritty late 60s early 70s action flicks like Charley Varrick and Point Blank.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Point Break > Point Blank

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I know that as a Carter Baby I should have seen Point Break but I never have.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

And I rec’d it.

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM AN EFF BEE EYE AGENT

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Cleaned out my voice mail, email box.

About to start on my desk.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I've been asleep with my eyes open.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

What is, "Something I Do At Work," Alex?

I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YES I'm at work.

There’s about 20 of us here…about half staff. It is construction after all.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Reasonably full house here.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Cleaning my desk, email, etc.

Home for lunch and then continue year-end stuff. Pretty light day for me.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S CHLOE!

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

That will be me on like 1/5.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Careful with that axe, Eugene

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 27, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

it's actually quite simple.

this is why my last apt complex went with Onity codes, which are even easier to get into since ANYONE with the right transceiver can open any and all of them instantly…

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh I know it's easy. Wasn't saying it was hard.

Just bullshit work that I get to do eventually, because no one else did it.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

slashing and mauling?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Mostly sleepy.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know the blanx was a hibernating species.

/themoreyouknow.jpg

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

We're partly solar-powered.

Lack of sunshine makes us dormant.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and you live in michigan?

I guess that’s better than indiana winter yes?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

No.

Not at all.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

just remember why you work...

…so your boss can go on vacation

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Dec 27, 2011 10:14 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

boss on vacation = 0.5 vacation for me

Not as much as customers on vacation but it all counts.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 27, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Perk.

I’m listening.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Ju$tice mu$t be accompli$hed.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm a little fuzzy this morning:

Justice means I get paid, right?

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Ye$.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What do I get?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Something that rhymes with "paid"?

Yes, that’s a horrible joke, but I just decided I couldn’t resist anyway.

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

A serenade?

I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A brocade?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 27, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dinner at Kincaid's?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pets spayed?

bobbarker.gif

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

a pretty awful Cade?

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...

by Gamecock24 on Dec 27, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Randy Quaid?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 27, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Pommade?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Something that rhymes with paid? What could possibly rhy... oh yeah...

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

harrumph

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 27, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Everybody ought to have a maid

Everybody ought to have a working girl,
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl,
To putter around the house.

by jfwells on Dec 27, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Having problems with your apartment doors, eh?

$ound$ like a lockout $ituation to me. How di$tre$$ed would you $ay your emotion$ are?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not MY apartment doors

the apartments that i’m building have been accepted by the owner. and because Yale f’d up, I have to literally take apart every door handle, dump the old cylinder, put in new cylinder and walk away. It takes about an hour to do 20.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Number one lesson of this movie kids, a 40% contingency of an apology is F.A.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

There's nothing quality about 7-5, son.

6-6 or nothing for me.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:07 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Balance in all things

TOB is envious of UCLA’s potential to end the season at 7-7

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 27, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

TOB

is a Zen Buddhist. Fact.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But what about TOB's 7-2 bowl record?

Is he going to lose five straight bowl games now?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Looks like a new book is out for the EDSBS library!

From @Finebaum

AU Professor blast Finebaum Show in new book. "I don’t want to see Alabama governed by the Paul Finebaum Show." http://t.co/7cM4llk3

by rasvar on Dec 27, 2011 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

I saw that this morning

You know you’re entrenched when you tweet the dissent’s talking points because you know it’s just a fart in the wind.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Taken from the Comments in ESPN's Belk Bowl Preview
This is a jump start game for both teams toward 2012, a win by either could really help with confidence going into next season.

That’s next level generic analysis right there.

by DeepFriar on Dec 27, 2011 10:20 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Dec 27, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

The team that wins will be the one with fewer turnovers.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Time of possession is an important stat.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd go back in time and rec this again

but really, I can’t get my Delorean even up to 88 mph.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 27, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Green'd

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I see you trollin'.

"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley

by alexanderkotov on Dec 27, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/urbz uses the phrase "on schedule" once in a throwaway noon broadcast

ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

It's just that broadcasters use it like it's some deep, inside secret of coaching

when it just expresses the idea that 3RD & 35 = BAD.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

but in fairness it seems that some coaches don't even understand this.

that that on whose massive gravitational pull is, i’m convinced, the reason that so many kerbal space things keep crashing into kansas.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 27, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure that's been said before

about a team whose entire starting lineup is graduating.

by Charles UF on Dec 27, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I've ever been happier in the wake of a 17-point loss

For the first time in years, I slept without visions of John Shoop dancing in my head.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 27, 2011 10:25 AM EST reply actions  

now lemme get back to the subject

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ike Turner gets a writing credit for tarspaceheel's subconscious.

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess

by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 27, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They don't call it the Independence Bowl for nothin'

FFRRREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMM

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Note the color of the facepaint - that can't be a coincidence, can it?

“THEY MAY TAKE OUR INTERIM HEAD COACH, BUT COULD THEY TAKE OUR OC ALSO? FREEDOM!”

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I sat in Shreveport in 2006...

And watched Dave Rader sit on high in the press box as Oklahoma State single covered DJ Hall for the entire first half and never called a deep pass to him. Cowboys went up two scores in the second half and switched to a Cover 2. First play of Bama’s next possession, he calls the deep pass—which was intercepted.

Even though Shula was already gone, that story tells the tale of his tenure at Alabama.

I also lost $500 at the blackjack tables.

Therefore….FREEDOM!!!! Under the boot of our winning Sith Lord.

by Counter Trap on Dec 27, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Do I get to pick which bishop to sacrifice?

[did I type that out loud? I hate it when my interior monologue gets posted on edsbs…]

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Bishop Barkley

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You leave that nice young man alone dammit

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 27, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I similarly have some thoughts on this issue.

/Glares menacingly to the south.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Principal Figgins on W. Wing, Season One

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 10:36 AM EST reply actions  

Judge Smails

lives.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:40 AM EST reply actions  

There actually is a poster over there who goes by JudgeSmails

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

SPAULDING!

"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."

by ResearchSkins on Dec 27, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

didn't want to send them to orlando..........

……….felt I owed it to them

Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!

by Eddie Teach on Dec 27, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

And that's exactly what I would expect from the fine citizens of NDNation.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure my Mun is littered with bodies.

Wish I could use them as a cushion for the next landing.

by Dawg from Canton on Dec 27, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I left three in a solar orbit

when i ran out of fuel. Almost got ’em home.

I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Two weeks?

Paltry. My boys were in solar orbit for over 1000 days.

/EDSBS-Kerbal Space Program time in orbit national champions!

I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

To clarify:

I watched Kerbit and the Mun-1 through at least 20 solar orbits to see how close they’d get and if I could get them captured back into Kerbit orbit. It looked close at the end, but when I really zoomed in I could see that the ship and the Kerbit-Mun system were still a few Mun-orbit-diameters away, and I was out of fuel.

So close. RIP Jebediah, you doomed jolly person, you.

I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

WTF are you guys talking bout?

Can you discover another life form on another planet so we can displace them after we conquer them? With nukes, of course…

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Dec 27, 2011 1:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I just sent my kerbites on a one way trip out of the system

They are still accelerating, so I wonder how fast it will eventually go

God speed Jebediah

by kizzak on Dec 27, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm confused and apparently missed out on what this is all about.

Please to explain?

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

The Kerbal Space Program

An insidious time-wasting space program sim that let you build rockets and send doomed astronauts crashing into various things or blowing up on the pad.

Check my avatar to see my Mun-1 rocket.

I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well done.

I did a major Mun orbit and return that landed the boys in a mountain range. They slid for miles before coming to a stop, but everyone survived. I was amazed.

Now that we’ve all been at it for a while, we need to set up school team competitions: shortest time to Mun orbit and home, stuff like that.

I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't forget to tell his wife he loves her very much.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

She knows.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 27, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Interesting. And where would I locate said game?

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, crap.

This is the last thing I need to download.

/downloads anyway.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh lordy, blanx on the mun

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Only on the dark side.

He’s part grue, you know.

by Erik T on Dec 27, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

First grue in space!

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm the first one to be allowed back.

It wasn’t all dark before we left.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Farewell and godspeed!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone else have this on Mac?

For some reason mine is having issues unzipping the file and telling me there’s some error.

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally got it to work. I have no idea what the issue was, but I had to re-download it.

Now to begin the wasting of time.

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear LSUFreek

Can we get a gif of Mizzou’s Truman throwing the advocare weedeater independence depends ultra absorption trophy on the ground a la SNL? Many thanks.

by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

Best line from that exchange:

“Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up”

Wurd up indeed.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 27, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My favorite part, and there are many
I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy … I’m born and raised in Boston I know the people who run the city inside and out watch the way you talk to people you never know who they know it’s a small industry and everyone knows everyone.

by DeepFriar on Dec 27, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Everyone knows everyone.

And somehow he doesn’t know who Mike Krahulik is.

by Albino Tornado on Dec 27, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

The sudden about face at the end was comical.

Also, regardless of who you’re emailing, what fucking PR/Customer Service type would ever behave like that?

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Whenever I feel like im not very good at my job

i read something like this and i feel like a superstar and i need a raise.

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.

by touchdown H-town on Dec 27, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Little Italy?

I’m a cis-Carolinian transplant and I know it’s the North End

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 11:27 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Bragging about connections to organized crime

That’s classic tiny internet penis syndrome righ there.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Lindy Booth? Plz say yes!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 27, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh just you wait, Orson. You think it's bad having the Shoop as your OC.

Just wait until Muschamp hires a new DC. Someone with head coaching experience at the college level. Someone who knows who football is played in the ENN. EFF. ELL.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 11:07 AM EST reply actions  

I just want GERG to have a D-IA job again.

Preferably with a team someone on the board roots for.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't you put that evil on us.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 27, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/giggles uncontrollably

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/dies laughing

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 27, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

/Watts riots pale in comparison to result

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

I do hope Mora Jr hires his buddy Greg Knapp as the OC. Bruins fans thought the offense sucked with Slick Rick, just wait until Knapp is the OC.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Dec 27, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Too bad its only 8:23 on the West Coast

The Bruin contingent is going to be late to our invitation for them to RAEG.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Unfortunately he already picked up that Mazzone guy from ASU.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 27, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Mazzone is in

I would expect Mora to do his own DCing, but don’t really know

by bruinM on Dec 27, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

As someone who suffered through Mazzone's offenses during the early Tubs years at Auburn...

I’m sorry.

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 28, 2011 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Come on Gene Chizik, we know you want to.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No. NO. NONONONMONONONONONONONONONON

"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley

by alexanderkotov on Dec 27, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This actually happened?

Shoop to Florida? Loking forward to this year’s Cocktail Party

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 11:25 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Shoop to Florida?

Plz to happen!
/all the cocktail parties

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

NEINowl.jpeg

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm so used to commenting on this blog

That last night when I was over at Sactown Royalty commenting on the Kings-Lakers game I started saying “SEC! SEC! SEC!” whenever Demarcus Cousins or Marcus Thornton did anything good. Damn you people.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Dec 27, 2011 11:14 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

I've been here for quite a while

and I feel no particular need to chant “SEC!”

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I've let out some S-E-C chants at games

The blue bloods were quite confused

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 11:31 AM EST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

How many EDSBSBucks to Schrutebucks

And what’s the conversion rate to Stanley nickels?

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Dec 27, 2011 11:21 AM EST reply actions   3 recs

thats a newton nickel

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Dec 27, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, I believe it's Bulldog Bounced Check

Good luck marketing those

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 27, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Certainly nawt a dime

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 27, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously digging the new Darkwing Duck helmets

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Dec 27, 2011 11:56 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

me gusta

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Dec 27, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like a giant bitch-slapped him upside his helmet and it left a handprint.

What did the six-fingers say to the skull?

Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.

by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Dec 27, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GIRLS TRIP!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How will you endure so much WHOLESOMENESS?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have fun!

Just make sure to be out of there before dark!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You make it sound like the Manhattan of 'I Am Legend'

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/thinks for a moment

Yeah, pretty much.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, the Suh-manity

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
The Twitter

by cmill126 on Dec 27, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

PIZZA PIZZA 35 for 35 is up y'all

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 12:09 PM EST reply actions  

This disappointing picture of a disappointing proto-beard was posted at Dawg Sports:

Not sized smaller b/c the damn thing is so tiny you can barely see it to begin with.

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Dec 27, 2011 12:48 PM EST reply actions  

Memphis era Jerry Lawler goatee?

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Given how close I am to the brewery

I seriously wish I had competence in marketing right now.

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Crowdsource from the commentariat

The brewery would either be larger than InBev or in flames within a year

by bruinM on Dec 27, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Very nice.

That’s a good sister, right there.

"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 28, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

You can do it quality 7-5 teams! Make us proud!

Motor City! Motor City! Motor City!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 27, 2011 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

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