THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/27/2011
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE.
El Paso does things to a man. Makes him sing. Makes him dance. Makes him muscle in on the local narcotrafficantes, depose El Churro, and start running things his way while making sweet love to a senora whose husband is in prison and never loved her anyway. Paul Johnson still doesn't give a shit about anything when he's in Atlanta, but down here, man? Down here it's just different, brother. (Paul Johnson will take over all operations in a week, and then promptly leave them to return to Atlanta without warning, leaving locals only with the legend of "El Feo" and his brief but memorable reign of terror.)
CALLING INTO A GAME FROM SKYPE WORKS AS WELL AS YOU THINK. Let's not say it was phoned in, since North Carolina did show up for about 10 minutes of the Independence Bowl, but before you get overly critical of their effort, consider the difficulties of caring about a game where your interim coach is already out the door, and you're playing on December 26th in Shreveport, and your fanbase has already moved on to basketball season, and you're in Shreveport and the Mizzou mascot pretty much summed up the whole experience by breaking the trophy? We don't approve, but we certainly understand skyping into that game and disconnecting the minute you looked up and saw 31-7 on the scoreboard at half.
(Bonus! You never have to watch John Shoop call a horrendous game at North Carolina ever again, and can instead watch it when Will Muchamp hires him as his offensive coordinator, because that kind of NFLAIDS is exactly what Muschamp wants in an offensive coordinator. This isn't going to work, is it? But hey, a strength dude who gets excited about stuff! That's...normal.)
TODAY'S BOWL BOUNTY: The Little Caesar's and Belk Bowl up on deck, and when you're saying things like 'But it's a quality 7-5," well, that's a special kind of standard adjustment for those starved for entertainment.
Expect a low-scoring, somewhat boring game where both teams try and feel the other one out and play cautiously early on before opening things up later.
[sarcastic finger gunz]
BOUNTY POSTED: Pictures of Mark Richt's white beard will be exchanged for EDSBSBUCKS of a massive sum and dubious value.
IF YOU WERE WONDERING WHICH SIDE OF THE COIN THIS YEAR'S OREGON ROSE BOWL UNIS WERE GOING TO LAND ON: Given the choice between "whimsical" or "dystopian future armed duck-cyborg," they opted for the latter, and not the former.
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“dystopian future armed duck-cyborg,”
worked so well for them in their bowl game last year…
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 9:47 AM EST reply actions
Is there any chance we can get a moratorium on lol-u-sux shit-talking for victories earned with a last-second FG?
You’re not LSU, barner.
When the result was a BCS title...
nope, he can sling it all day long in my (admittedly biased) opinion.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
that's only 1 less than the wins you had this year. Quite impressive.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
you put up 2 symbols.
you had 3 wins. 3-2=1. Wow, that’s hard… Isn’t Minnesota an academic school? Cause they sure aint a football school.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Regardless, scoreboard
Auburn still has this immediate victory until LSU and Alabama play.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Of course. They can talk 'we are better than you' shit, by all means. They rented a fine, fine victory that day.
But ‘hur hur oregun sux’ is a little silly, since it was in every sense a match of approximate equals.
Oh, no
What a horrible thing that one fanbase would denigrate another fanbase after beating them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
See, I agree with the second part of this.
They were a damn good team last year and it was a great game to be at. I was making fun of their uniforms. They’re a good team again this year. This year they’d beat us like a rented mule.
However, your immediate response was that of a bammer. And I do not suffer bammers lightly.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, maybe there was a legitimate misunderstanding.
LSU has every right to chuckle about fancy Oregon unis not mattering, as the LSU-Oregon game was by no means in doubt at the end. Auburn can’t say this.
I’m generally of the opinion that magnitude of shit-talking should scale with some factor of the magnitude of the beatdown (with an adjustment for games that shouldn’t have been won; if you lose at all to a grossly inferior team, latter team gets to jaw all they fucking like).
Just as there are no moral wins or moral losses
there are no “kind of wins” or “kind of losses”. You win or you lose. If you win, you can talk shit until your jaw falls off. Auburn’s last second win against Bama last year got us 364 days to talk all the shit we wanted. Now they get that right for 364 days.
And as a fan of a team that hasn’t had a winning season since 2008, by your own standard, you definitely can’t talk shit about defending national champions.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
You obviously haven't talked to Stupendous Man recently
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Defending* National Champions
*yes, the cheating allegations but also the fact that nothing Auburn did this year deserves to be called defending
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
allegations that have been dismissed (unless new evidence surfaces, which is standard in ANY investigation)
Wow, yankees are talking a lot of shit today. Always amusing. This is like vandy fans talking shit.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
LSU.
Physically incapable of rooting for bammer. And I grudgingly like Les Miles.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Bragging about winning last year's championship is only slightly less annoying than bragging about one from 23 years ago.
Congratulations, you’re Notre Dame with worse helmets and fight song!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Let me know when your team does something worthy of being televised. Then we'll talk.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
And I don't consider the comedy of losing to North Dakota State worthy of being televised.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a Michigan fan

Call me when your team provides the best screencap gif of the year.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Psht, SEC reading? to hell with that.
You have an argument. Though not a great one. Minnesota boy doesn’t.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
My team is responsible for this one
By completely imploding in the second half.

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Dec 27, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I think Michigan will be in the Sugar Bowl.
So, there’s that.
by Erik T on Dec 27, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But you're a Minnesota fan, not a Michigan fan (per your profile).
So like I said, let me know when your team does something worthy of being televised.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Hint to barner: if you reply to person X, you should perhaps make sure that person X roots for the team you think they do.
If someone disagrees with you, they may not be a biased ‘hater’. They may just think your position is stupid.
by Erik T on Dec 27, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Auburn is the defending HATERZ trophy champion
So give him a break
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Quick!
Someone dig up the gif of the Minnesota players tackling themselves on the kick return against Nebraska!
by Albino Tornado on Dec 27, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
2012 is a leap year
so, if you’re not counting the day of the game, Bama gets 365 days to talk shit.
/STATE OF ALABAMA SHIT TALKING NASHUNAL CHAMPEENS!
I'm aware of the mathmatical implications.
However I’m also aware your team lost to North Dakota State. And I just thought I’d laugh at that for a bit.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
didn't know what snud was...
DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THAT.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
...and we've gone full SNUD
Dude, Tim Brewster foisted Ted Roof on your team. You don’t get to talk shit about The University of Minnesota ever.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
When was Minnesota's last championship of any sort?
Hell, last winning season was 2008. Yeah, I’m gonna take advice from Canadians…
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
ROOF, OOFR, FORO, OROF, etc
*
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
I think the playing field has been leveled somewhat.
One of the All In crew asked in a CI last week about the appropriateness of eating lunch while taking a shit. Hyah.
Velocitas eradico
Empty set, who knew ye'd be so unknown?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 27, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
And if you haven't changed your uni since that win, you musta won all your games since, right? RIGHT?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 27, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Depose El Churro?!
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THE IMPOSSIBLE, SIRRAH!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 9:49 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Paul Johnson and Brian Kelly in a small room.
I think this could solve the energy crisis.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ending the world is one way to solve the energy crisis.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, we wouldn't need energy at that point, would we?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought UF was gonna hire their former QB to be the OC
what was his name again?

Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
not even for
$180,001?
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Dec 27, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
those aren't the worst of the oregon uniforms i've seen
it’s hard to tell though when those pictures are so dark.
by willbechampions on Dec 27, 2011 9:50 AM EST reply actions
So...
Oregon players are Transformers now?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Dec 27, 2011 9:51 AM EST reply actions
There's not a lot of room behind the end zones at Autzen.
Pretty sure they will be deployed as a new braking system.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm just glad Oregon is Nike's house team not UNC.
As much as Nike likes using a wing motif, I shudder to think of what they would do with a giant foot.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 27, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
Well, this guy seems pretty interested...

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 27, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
I did a GIS for "Mark Richt beard" for you
by ElRocco337 on Dec 27, 2011 9:53 AM EST reply actions 13 recs
You are hereby the recipient of my stockpile of EDSBSBUCKS
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think I found my candidate to fulfill that "mermaid" fantasy...
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Dec 27, 2011 1:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
She's doing it wrong
and yet I can’t stop watching.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Dec 27, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that your sister?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
DODGING THE QUESTION
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
not even going to lie, i am damn jealous of her upper body/core strength
by willbechampions on Dec 27, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
you can see how strong she is
best part is that’s actually probably part of one of the “classes”
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
her upper arms (bi, tri, and shoulders)...wow
I bet she could out bench a lot of the guys on here.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
for certain. I can't do that (well, maybe I can)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
wookin' pah nub...
…in aw dah wight p’aces.
by thehakujin on Dec 27, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Meech out and Dutch Dumbody'sand
Ma dis murl a betta pace, ip do tan
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kiss mug ring...or I dun put dis tigarette out on nah hand
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Dec 27, 2011 1:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
The next 989 comments in this thread probably aren't going to be worth reading anyway.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 27, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
MOOOORRRTAAALLLL KKKOOOOOOMMMMBAAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 27, 2011 9:54 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Their starting to go after
the Victoria Secret angel design.
by ParadigmShift35 on Dec 27, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
I was thinking more William Blake...

"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 27, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It snaps the ball with 20 seconds left on the playclock or it gets the hose?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Nleedse, Aayma
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Do you see?
Open your eyes. Open them or I’ll staple your eyelids to your forehead.
/changes slide
Do you see the 550 yds of offense? Do you see?
/changes slide
I am the Duck. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 27, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
What do you mean William Blake?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
But you owe me more than fear. YOU OWE ME AWE.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
DO YOU SEE?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So by "dark, satanic mills"
He means where Nike makes their gear, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The implication is strong.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 27, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Chip Kelly reconsiders "And did those feet in ancient time"...
And did the arm of Harrington
Throw touchdowns ’pon the field of green?
And were the play calls of Crowton
For Kellen Clemens most obscene?
And did Cliff Harris smoke the kind
Whilst Nike boosters paid the bills?
And was the four star felon signed
From dodgy Texan football mills?
Bring me my garb of weird design;
Bring me dispos’ble QB;
Bring me my recruiter malign;
Spend more of Phil’s money!
I will not cease from running up
The score on Cal and Wazzu State:
For with the devil I did sup
With wins, from problems I can skate.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 27, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
On my phone
But I would gladly rec this if I could
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 1:23 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
If it actually comes with the wings, just remember they are legal for taklin' purposes.
by Counter Trap on Dec 27, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
the wings also are interconnectable so that flying V formations can be created on punt and kick returns without violating the rules
look at those things, you know they demand the type of blood sacrifice only achievable by trampling badger players to death.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 27, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Side view:

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Father?

Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 27, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/fart noise
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NIGHTMARE FUEL
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Dec 27, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
The all seeing eye of Puddles!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 27, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
needs moar wangs
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
AHTELLYOOWHUT, SLOWEY DUNMERK,
THUH OAREYGUN DUCKS ARE MAHLS AHEAD WHEN IT COMES TO ERRORDYNAMIC CUNEIFORM DESIGN.
/dips buffalo wings in ranch sauce
//eats ranch cup, then napkin, then eats buffalo wing
THEM WANGS’LL MAKE LEMITCHELL JAMESON FLY.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
I don't know why but pawwwwwwwwwwl speak always reminds me of this:
M R DUKS
M R KNOT
O S A R
C M ITTY BITTY WANGS
L I B
M R DUKS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
Ewige Duckkraft.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I am so f'n sick of the glove logo bit
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
I'm looking forward to gloves
that help the players make shadow puppets.

by Broncanous Mendenhall on Dec 27, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The Eugene Shocker?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I'll admit it
I laughed. One rec for you.
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Dec 27, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
.

Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 27, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Why in the fuck did I come in to work today?
MISTAKE.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
because you knew it would be an easy day and you wouldn't be bothered
who wants to learn how to break into change apartment door cylinders with me today?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
But I left my give a damn at home.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Is anyone at work anywhere today?
It’s associates and assistants only in the Tuco Firm.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
There are a couple of partners here
but they’ve been having the breakfast scotch.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I would like to submit my resume to anywhere that has 'breakfast scotch'
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
This is a good job.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I can haz?
Imma engineer though…
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
like your job is hard
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
:''''(
.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
The most productive thing that's happened today is looking at pics of my paralegal's new, restored, classic mustang she got for Christmas
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
What year?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Honestly not sure, but it's pretty.
I think late 60s from doing a google image search.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
That's right in the wheelhouse of awesomest Mustangs ever
Bullitt’s was a ’68.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY 68
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
MINE!
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
NO

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
PLZ?
gromitsadpuppyeyes.jpg
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Apparently, hers is a '67.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
She does not deserve this fine piece of machinery
And must donate into my care forthwith.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently, she has two but the other needs to be restored
Not sure if that means new paint or tow job.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
my 68 needs some restoration.
it runs-ish.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
My one area of mechanical competence, working on cars.
What’s it need?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Google must have been forced to remove the companion Bullitt video
Because I remember watching a couple of years ago when they had the chase scene synched to Google Maps.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
I may need to add Bullitt to the queue
Lately I’ve been into gritty late 60s early 70s action flicks like Charley Varrick and Point Blank.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Point Break > Point Blank
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
I know that as a Carter Baby I should have seen Point Break but I never have.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I see what you did there.
And I rec’d it.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
I AM AN EFF BEE EYE AGENT
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Cleaned out my voice mail, email box.
About to start on my desk.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I think I've been asleep with my eyes open.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
What is, "Something I Do At Work," Alex?
I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YES I'm at work.
There’s about 20 of us here…about half staff. It is construction after all.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Reasonably full house here.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Cleaning my desk, email, etc.
Home for lunch and then continue year-end stuff. Pretty light day for me.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S CHLOE!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That will be me on like 1/5.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Careful with that axe, Eugene
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Dec 27, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it's actually quite simple.
this is why my last apt complex went with Onity codes, which are even easier to get into since ANYONE with the right transceiver can open any and all of them instantly…
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Oh I know it's easy. Wasn't saying it was hard.
Just bullshit work that I get to do eventually, because no one else did it.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
slashing and mauling?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
Mostly sleepy.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I didn't know the blanx was a hibernating species.
/themoreyouknow.jpg
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
We're partly solar-powered.
Lack of sunshine makes us dormant.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and you live in michigan?
I guess that’s better than indiana winter yes?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
just remember why you work...
…so your boss can go on vacation
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Dec 27, 2011 10:14 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
boss on vacation = 0.5 vacation for me
Not as much as customers on vacation but it all counts.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Becau$e of a trichloroethylene $pill in Woburn Ma$$achu$$etts?

Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Dec 27, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ju$tice mu$t be accompli$hed.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a little fuzzy this morning:
Justice means I get paid, right?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Ye$.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What do I get?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Something that rhymes with "paid"?
Yes, that’s a horrible joke, but I just decided I couldn’t resist anyway.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
A serenade?
I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A brocade?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 27, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dinner at Kincaid's?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pets spayed?
bobbarker.gif
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
a pretty awful Cade?

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...
by Gamecock24 on Dec 27, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Randy Quaid?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
a high top fade?

This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 27, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
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"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pommade?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Something that rhymes with paid? What could possibly rhy... oh yeah...

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a working girl,
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl,
To putter around the house.
by jfwells on Dec 27, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
With a purple umbrella
and a fifty-cent hat.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Dec 27, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Having problems with your apartment doors, eh?
$ound$ like a lockout $ituation to me. How di$tre$$ed would you $ay your emotion$ are?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not MY apartment doors
the apartments that i’m building have been accepted by the owner. and because Yale f’d up, I have to literally take apart every door handle, dump the old cylinder, put in new cylinder and walk away. It takes about an hour to do 20.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
hire some extra help at the home depot.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Number one lesson of this movie kids, a 40% contingency of an apology is F.A.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
There's nothing quality about 7-5, son.
6-6 or nothing for me.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:07 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Balance in all things
TOB is envious of UCLA’s potential to end the season at 7-7
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 27, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
TOB
is a Zen Buddhist. Fact.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think that the Notorious T.O.B. would stand for such religious fanaticism.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But what about TOB's 7-2 bowl record?
Is he going to lose five straight bowl games now?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Looks like a new book is out for the EDSBS library!
From @Finebaum
AU Professor blast Finebaum Show in new book. "I don’t want to see Alabama governed by the Paul Finebaum Show." http://t.co/7cM4llk3
I saw that this morning
You know you’re entrenched when you tweet the dissent’s talking points because you know it’s just a fart in the wind.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Cecil Newton is running against you for governor, Pawwwwl.
by Counter Trap on Dec 27, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
Don't campaign finance laws require candidates to disclose contributions of, say, $180,000 or so?
by tarspaceheel on Dec 27, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fifteen years from now...
Craig James runs for POTUS with Cam Newton as his VP!
After PAWWLL hits them over the head with the Iron Bowl,
He will govern them accordingly with an Iron Fist…
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Dec 27, 2011 1:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Taken from the Comments in ESPN's Belk Bowl Preview
This is a jump start game for both teams toward 2012, a win by either could really help with confidence going into next season.
That’s next level generic analysis right there.
by DeepFriar on Dec 27, 2011 10:20 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Dec 27, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
That is some fine genuine vanilla bean goodness.
by Counter Trap on Dec 27, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Vanilla Bean? Too Edgy
We’ll just stick with regular vanilla, thank you very much
by DeepFriar on Dec 27, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Isn't it a conflict of interest for TOB to be analyzing his own game?
by tarspaceheel on Dec 27, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
TOB has no interests to be conflicted.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The team that wins will be the one with fewer turnovers.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Which ever team is able to establish the run will be able to control the clock and win.
/dies.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Dec 27, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Does that sound like a challenge? That sounds like a challenge.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
"Hold me back. HOLD ME BACK!"
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Dec 27, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Time of possession is an important stat.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Where we're going...
we don’t need… time.

by Broncanous Mendenhall on Dec 27, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 19 recs
I'd go back in time and rec this again
but really, I can’t get my Delorean even up to 88 mph.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 27, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Green'd
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
I see you trollin'.
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 27, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
/urbz uses the phrase "on schedule" once in a throwaway noon broadcast
ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE ON SCHEDULE
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
It's just that broadcasters use it like it's some deep, inside secret of coaching
when it just expresses the idea that 3RD & 35 = BAD.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
but in fairness it seems that some coaches don't even understand this.
that that on whose massive gravitational pull is, i’m convinced, the reason that so many kerbal space things keep crashing into kansas.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 27, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure I've ever been happier in the wake of a 17-point loss
For the first time in years, I slept without visions of John Shoop dancing in my head.
Did it look anything like this?

by Broncanous Mendenhall on Dec 27, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
now lemme get back to the subject
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ike Turner gets a writing credit for tarspaceheel's subconscious.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 27, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They don't call it the Independence Bowl for nothin'
FFRRREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMM
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Note the color of the facepaint - that can't be a coincidence, can it?
“THEY MAY TAKE OUR INTERIM HEAD COACH, BUT COULD THEY TAKE OUR OC ALSO? FREEDOM!”
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Edward Mizzoushanks dies of consumption in SEC
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I sat in Shreveport in 2006...
And watched Dave Rader sit on high in the press box as Oklahoma State single covered DJ Hall for the entire first half and never called a deep pass to him. Cowboys went up two scores in the second half and switched to a Cover 2. First play of Bama’s next possession, he calls the deep pass—which was intercepted.
Even though Shula was already gone, that story tells the tale of his tenure at Alabama.
I also lost $500 at the blackjack tables.
Therefore….FREEDOM!!!! Under the boot of our winning Sith Lord.
by Counter Trap on Dec 27, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sometimes you have to sacrifice a bishop to capture the king.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 27, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do I get to pick which bishop to sacrifice?
[did I type that out loud? I hate it when my interior monologue gets posted on edsbs…]
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Bishop Barkley

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You leave that nice young man alone dammit
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I similarly have some thoughts on this issue.
/Glares menacingly to the south.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Western Michigan, Purdue, Detroit, Little Caesar's Pizza
That’s an awful lot of sexy for one Tuesday afternoon bowl game.
by DeepFriar on Dec 27, 2011 10:31 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'm assuming Oregon actually isn't wearing Polish hussar wings with their uniform
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 10:32 AM EST reply actions
That sounds like a challenge.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 27, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
That would certainly be a decisive schematic disadvantage
Wings flapping everywhere (unless they actually made players fly)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Coach Jan Sobieski's offense relies upon more of a north-south running game.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 27, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Principal Figgins on W. Wing, Season One
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Last day of work until Jan. 3 when I move to another department?
You bet.

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Dec 27, 2011 10:37 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Choppin' dicks?
Choppin’ dicks.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Dec 27, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Judge Smails
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 27, 2011 10:40 AM EST reply actions
There actually is a poster over there who goes by JudgeSmails
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
SPAULDING!
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Dec 27, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
didn't want to send them to orlando..........
……….felt I owed it to them
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Dec 27, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And that's exactly what I would expect from the fine citizens of NDNation.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
I can't believe the Curious Index said nothing about all the Kerbals
that were smashed upon the Mun this weekend.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 27, 2011 10:48 AM EST reply actions
I'm pretty sure my Mun is littered with bodies.
Wish I could use them as a cushion for the next landing.
by Dawg from Canton on Dec 27, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I left three in a solar orbit
when i ran out of fuel. Almost got ’em home.
I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
I was wondering how that went.
Jebadiah Kerbal FOREVA!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 27, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
BTW, have you noticed their lack of need for food, water, etc?
Orbit for 2 weeks – sure….
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 27, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Two weeks?
Paltry. My boys were in solar orbit for over 1000 days.
/EDSBS-Kerbal Space Program time in orbit national champions!
I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
To clarify:
I watched Kerbit and the Mun-1 through at least 20 solar orbits to see how close they’d get and if I could get them captured back into Kerbit orbit. It looked close at the end, but when I really zoomed in I could see that the ship and the Kerbit-Mun system were still a few Mun-orbit-diameters away, and I was out of fuel.
So close. RIP Jebediah, you doomed jolly person, you.
I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
WTF are you guys talking bout?
Can you discover another life form on another planet so we can displace them after we conquer them? With nukes, of course…
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Dec 27, 2011 1:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I just sent my kerbites on a one way trip out of the system
They are still accelerating, so I wonder how fast it will eventually go
God speed Jebediah
I'm hoping that is in one of the later versions.
I want interstellar conquest, dammit!
by ElRocco337 on Dec 27, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Depending on the functionalities added in with the paid version
It might be moddable, but given the complexities – I doubt it
I'm confused and apparently missed out on what this is all about.
Please to explain?
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
The Kerbal Space Program
An insidious time-wasting space program sim that let you build rockets and send doomed astronauts crashing into various things or blowing up on the pad.
Check my avatar to see my Mun-1 rocket.
I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, I just blew up on landing but the pod is still intact and my kerbals are still alive
by kizzak on Dec 27, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well done.
I did a major Mun orbit and return that landed the boys in a mountain range. They slid for miles before coming to a stop, but everyone survived. I was amazed.
Now that we’ve all been at it for a while, we need to set up school team competitions: shortest time to Mun orbit and home, stuff like that.
I crawl like a viper though these suburban streets
Make love to these women so languid and bittersweet.
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 27, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They must have taken their protein pills and put their helmets on.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 27, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't forget to tell his wife he loves her very much.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
She knows.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Dec 27, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Interesting. And where would I locate said game?
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
...and AUTiger was never heard from again.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 27, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, crap.
This is the last thing I need to download.
/downloads anyway.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh lordy, blanx on the mun
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Only on the dark side.
He’s part grue, you know.
by Erik T on Dec 27, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
First grue in space!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Dec 27, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm the first one to be allowed back.
It wasn’t all dark before we left.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Farewell and godspeed!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone else have this on Mac?
For some reason mine is having issues unzipping the file and telling me there’s some error.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Finally got it to work. I have no idea what the issue was, but I had to re-download it.
Now to begin the wasting of time.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Dear LSUFreek
Can we get a gif of Mizzou’s Truman throwing the advocare weedeater independence depends ultra absorption trophy on the ground a la SNL? Many thanks.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 27, 2011 10:50 AM EST reply actions
I've spent the last 48 hours enjoying the stomach flu.
Know what finally made me feel better?
by Albino Tornado on Dec 27, 2011 10:52 AM EST reply actions
Best line from that exchange:
“Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up”
Wurd up indeed.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 27, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They even misspelled their own twitter account.
@OceanMarketting.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 27, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
My favorite part, and there are many
I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy … I’m born and raised in Boston I know the people who run the city inside and out watch the way you talk to people you never know who they know it’s a small industry and everyone knows everyone.
by DeepFriar on Dec 27, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Everyone knows everyone.
And somehow he doesn’t know who Mike Krahulik is.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 27, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
The sudden about face at the end was comical.
Also, regardless of who you’re emailing, what fucking PR/Customer Service type would ever behave like that?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Whenever I feel like im not very good at my job
i read something like this and i feel like a superstar and i need a raise.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Dec 27, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Little Italy?
I’m a cis-Carolinian transplant and I know it’s the North End
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 11:27 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Bragging about connections to organized crime
That’s classic tiny internet penis syndrome righ there.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Little Italy?
I’m a cis-Carolinian transplant, and I know that it’s the North End
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Oh just you wait, Orson. You think it's bad having the Shoop as your OC.
Just wait until Muschamp hires a new DC. Someone with head coaching experience at the college level. Someone who knows who football is played in the ENN. EFF. ELL.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Gerg and The Walrus on the same coaching staff? Can we make this happen?
it would induce giggles.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 27, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I just want GERG to have a D-IA job again.
Preferably with a team someone on the board roots for.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Don't you put that evil on us.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 27, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
has Mora Jr hired a DC yet? inflicting Gerg upon Bruins Nation might be fun.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 27, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
/giggles uncontrollably
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/dies laughing
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
/Watts riots pale in comparison to result
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
I do hope Mora Jr hires his buddy Greg Knapp as the OC. Bruins fans thought the offense sucked with Slick Rick, just wait until Knapp is the OC.
Too bad its only 8:23 on the West Coast
The Bruin contingent is going to be late to our invitation for them to RAEG.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately he already picked up that Mazzone guy from ASU.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
As someone who suffered through Mazzone's offenses during the early Tubs years at Auburn...
I’m sorry.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 28, 2011 9:53 AM EST up reply actions
Come on Gene Chizik, we know you want to.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 27, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No. NO. NONONONMONONONONONONONONONON
"Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly." - Charles Barkley
by alexanderkotov on Dec 27, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
This actually happened?
Shoop to Florida? Loking forward to this year’s Cocktail Party
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 11:25 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Shoop to Florida?
Plz to happen!
/all the cocktail parties
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
NEINowl.jpeg
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 27, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Almost as ridiculously hilarious:
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh please Oh please Oh please
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/we schedule Boston derby
//outgain BC by 200 yards
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm so used to commenting on this blog
That last night when I was over at Sactown Royalty commenting on the Kings-Lakers game I started saying “SEC! SEC! SEC!” whenever Demarcus Cousins or Marcus Thornton did anything good. Damn you people.
by 49er16 on Dec 27, 2011 11:14 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I've been here for quite a while
and I feel no particular need to chant “SEC!”
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Cuz yer B-1-G slow on the uptake
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 27, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've let out some S-E-C chants at games
The blue bloods were quite confused
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 11:31 AM EST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
How many EDSBSBucks to Schrutebucks

And what’s the conversion rate to Stanley nickels?

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Dec 27, 2011 11:21 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
I assume a Stanley Nickel's worth a Chizik Nickel - or a Callahan Quarter.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 27, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought the Chizik nickel was worth
$180,000
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 11:26 AM EST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
thats a newton nickel
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Dec 27, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, I believe it's Bulldog Bounced Check
Good luck marketing those
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 27, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously digging the new Darkwing Duck helmets

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Dec 27, 2011 11:56 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
me gusta
"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."
by whiskey_soup on Dec 27, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like a giant bitch-slapped him upside his helmet and it left a handprint.
What did the six-fingers say to the skull?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Dec 27, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
did anyone else briefly and regretably wonder what nike did for the codpiece?
dies it also have giant metal death wings?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 27, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
so my mom, sister, and i are going into detroit to pursue pizza bowl tickets.
GRRRRIIIITTT MACtion
by willbechampions on Dec 27, 2011 12:03 PM EST via Android app reply actions
GIRLS TRIP!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 27, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we live 10 minutes from detroit. why the hell not.
by willbechampions on Dec 27, 2011 12:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I tried this last year to convince a buddy to go to the Military Bowl
His reply: “Why would I sit through crappy weather to watch Maryland and ECU?” Didn’t really have a reply.
How will you endure so much WHOLESOMENESS?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bring your checkbooks, cause those are sure to be top-doll-
/lolololololol
/collects couch change, string
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 27, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Have fun!
Just make sure to be out of there before dark!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You make it sound like the Manhattan of 'I Am Legend'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Dec 27, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/thinks for a moment
Yeah, pretty much.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 27, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Dec 27, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
PIZZA PIZZA 35 for 35 is up y'all
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
This disappointing picture of a disappointing proto-beard was posted at Dawg Sports:
Not sized smaller b/c the damn thing is so tiny you can barely see it to begin with.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
That's not a beard, that's a five o'clock shadow.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Memphis era Jerry Lawler goatee?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Dec 27, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In three months, that will temporarily be one of the 15 best beards in America.
I hear he has beard contests against Baron Davis and Brian Wilson, but follows that with ten straight competitions against teenage Asian kids.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 27, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Given how close I am to the brewery
I seriously wish I had competence in marketing right now.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 27, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Crowdsource from the commentariat
The brewery would either be larger than InBev or in flames within a year
This reminds me, my sister did good work this Christmas, got me this.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Dec 27, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Very nice.
That’s a good sister, right there.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company, and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2, they're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that, and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" ~ Erk Russell
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 28, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
You can do it quality 7-5 teams! Make us proud!
Motor City! Motor City! Motor City!
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!































