Holly is actually on the ground out in San Diego for the Poinsettia Bowl, so we quiz her on the art of petting seals (don't! It's a terrible idea! They bite, and not out of love!) and the various angles of interest on tonight's Poinsettia Bowl. Does Lou Holtz tour the countryside like a Gilded Age Con Man, clad in a vested tux and top hat selling jars of anthrax from the back of a wagon? It would be irresponsible to say he does, but we can't really be sure. (He does!) (Maybe!)

Listen here, or in the embedded player below, and read along with Bill's statty preview for added ADHD fun.