HOW DO I ORBIT
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Cool.
/stopped playing about half an hour ago
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'm fucking retarded and can't figure it out. I give up and go back to Civ 2 now.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I stopped playing cuz i keep fucking up
There are mods out there that make it shitloads easier
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
YOU COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
hook a man up
seriously, I am awful
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
okay...starting to slow down my cpu
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I hit 300 km
And was in orbit but fell back down before completing a circuit
HOW DO I NOT DO THAT?
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I went up then went down
parachute would not deploy.
how do I stage
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I do that
but nothing happens
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
...
Did you put decouplers on your rocket?
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
perhaps
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking Zambian Space Program
THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE!
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
WHY ARE WE YELLING
LOUD NOISES
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have an uncomfortable fondness for QC that nevertheless compels me to rec this.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I'm quite confused
when and built a bigger boat; boat made it 3 ft off the launch pad.
Not enough power
Put rockets ON THE SIDE of the main rocket.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
oh you can do that?
I thought you just had to make it taller and taller.
same here
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's, NO
Put tri couplers on the side and attach rockets there, using symmetry. Preferable a 3 or 4 rocket grouping in order to have enough lift along with ALL THE FUEL
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
I have determined that parachutes are no longer necessary.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The NDNation way.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
So far with my Kerbal Space program
I have lost only 3 Kerbals, had 6 missions, achieved partial orbit once.
I HAVE AN AMERICAN TRACK RECORD MOTHERFUCKERS!
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3 missions
9 dead at sub 15k
soviet up in hyah
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think I have any survivors.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I like how you term them survivors
As if that’s the best to hope for
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now for the hard part
After about 12 days in orbit, enough to complete about three circuits…I’m gonna try and bring these guys home.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cool, the GEORGIA TECH GUY IS THE BEST ENGINEER OF US ALL
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
You only just started
I’m sure you’ll hit the moon by Christmas
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Your Kerbals are fucking dead dude
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Then again, this more be harder than I thought
I can’t seem to re-engage the throttle, even though I have plenty of fuel left. Hmm.
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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
...nor can I even separate a stage.
Maybe it is assuming my Kermans are dead (even though they look fine). It has been 17 days, after all…
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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like this group would have been amazing at Orbiter
Since that kind of required you to set up Skype/Ventrilo and have a mission control AND a flight crew
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Me and my friend managed to actually get ourselves into orbit (I piloted he was mission control)
We had no clue how to get back down.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
A gin n tonic with no alcohol tastes exactly the same as one that is 99% gin to me
Don’t know many other drinks with that quality
Sposed to be SEC
Nothing wrong with Gordon's
It’s a perfectly fine gin, especially for its price
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 18, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I confess I don't think I've ever had better than Bombay or Beefeater
I need to take the plunge and try Hendricks or Aviation. Speaking of Aviation, I also want to try that cocktail ever since aunt stabby recommended it in the DV but I have no clue where to get creme de violette.
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Haven't had Aviation
Hendrick’s is amazing
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 18, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I nearly picked up some Hendrick's when I was at the liquor store yesterday
Decided against it for the time being so as not to throw down triple digits in one run (was also getting rum, bourbon, and beer).
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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
It is definitely pricey
But well worth it. Also a big fan of Bombay Sapphire, but they’re different styles.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 18, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Ain't nothing wrong with Gordons.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
so I went on the Chiefs sb nation blog
and they are talking about playoffs
/scarily it isn’t completely crazy assuming we win out (raiders, broncos)
The hardest part is needing the bills to beat the tebows next week.
charger fans still just waiting for the firing of norv
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I think all 4 teams can win the AFC west
do you think the impossible (winning a playoff game could save his job)? Talent wise they are much better than everyone else
Meanwhile we are the absolute worst 6 and 8 team ever.
Meanwhile
I see baltimore is choking away the division against shitty west coast teams on the road again.
Why won't it let me put engines above fuel tanks?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:59 PM EST reply actions
this makes sense actually
my winglets always throw me off into crazy turns.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Winglets are horrible and I refuse to use them
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
how do you steer?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno, my spaceship tilts just fine without them
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
good to know
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Just put a shitload of fins on that bitch
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I missed a rocket, because I was talking with the GF
Had 3 on two sides, only 2 on the third side- spun like crazy, and they all died
My loyal heart avows no other.
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That's what the symmetry tool is for.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 18, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
The symmetry tool can talk with your GF?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Dec 18, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Moonshing program disclaimers.
Any person caught moonshining can be sent to prison.
Don’t try this at home.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 10:01 PM EST reply actions
"Moonshining is not a safe occupation"
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I think I'd rather operate a distillery, since it is legal and all.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly I have no idea.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 10:01 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
You PANSIES bailed out of a thread with only 650 comments and very few pictures.
I AM SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
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Someone did something
I was chugging like a motherfucker
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
That's like calling your fourth timeout of the half, man.
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lol
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions
TD FLOYD
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Thanks a fucking lot, Rivers.
Nice of you to wait until you eliminated me from fantasy football to wake the fuck up.
Meanwhile...
Kim Jong-Il died.
No, seriously.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
REALLY?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
wait what
so, over under 3 days until shit gets real on the border.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
AMURRICAN GOVERNMUNT COMIN' TO YOUR CITY DRUG CARTELS!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I'm scared to shit right now
I might have to go back
by Bus Crasher on Dec 18, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, just saw it go by on my Twitters.
From the state news agency in North Korea, no less.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
If Yonhap will do...
It was literally just announced, so no idea how he actually bit it.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
Putin. always Putin.
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
NY Times too
Hard to berieve he’s reary gone
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by Old South on Dec 18, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
im so ronery
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
God
Deaths really do come in 3’s don’t they?
Bad year for dictators and terrorists.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
thats no good
/say some prayers for our boys in Korea
/typically a military conflict is how the new leader over there shows he is in charge
/they would never mean to start WW3 it just might happen
the average height of the dictator basketball team just went up by a couple of inches
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
It's about time for Saban to move again.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Dec 18, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/saban defects to russia
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Do you want me to say it?
I am not going to be the dictator of North Korea
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Okay, stupid question.
Does the rocket pick a course for me (via SAS) or do I need to manually control the up-and-over?
No...
The SAS only keeps your rocket from twirling like a ballerina on crack.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
You'll need some manual control.
Using only SAS results in the rocket just continuing to go straight up until you run out of fuel.
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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
The rocket named Fat Shit did not achieve orbit.
I think it’s bottom stage might have, though. I just saw it go flying off over the mountains.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions
Its, even.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'm the wrong person to ask about this.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
35km, I believe, with a decent horizontal velocity
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Well, let me rephrase-
that’s as high as I got, and my crew made one complete circle(does a crash landing count as “complete”?)
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The atmospehere drops off at 35k
That’s when you need a whoooole bunch of horizontal velocity.
Start tilting your rocket at 15k, but don’t go too far over until 30k, or the atmosphere will…let’s just say fight you.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
If you use liquid engines on your first stage
You can stack tanks.
I usually stack two tanks per engine.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
ALL THE FUEL TANKS
That is the GTH-22, the ship that produced my first successful orbit.
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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how do you connect them
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Were you sending The Charles into space?
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by saxattack29 on Dec 18, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
well im out.
More of my random babbling and rambling tomorrow.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions
Oh LOL.
The Atlanta Braves are suing Disney Pixar over their next movie.
Called Brave.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I tentatively approve
If they actually use the money to improve the team. I wonder if they can keep having Spring Training down there, though.
by Dawg from Canton on Dec 18, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
/Five Nations sue Braves
//Braves agree to settle out of court
///Braves reneg on the payment
Free at last!
You're making quite an assumption
namely, that anyone would ever win a lawsuit against Disney.
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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
As probably the smallest holder of Disney Stock in the world
I agree with you.
by Dawg from Canton on Dec 18, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Three weeks after launch, and the controls remain unresponsive
With the completion of the fifth orbit, I think I’ll just end the mission and call it a success. Sucks that I couldn’t try to land the thing, though.
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6000M and the sweet release of death
my best showing yet!!
80% of this thread is KSP.
/begins working on EDSBS Space Agency logo.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
SUGGESTION
Folks playing rocket game go make separate FanPost and deal with it there
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
This...IS the fanpost for that, I thought.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
Aha, THAT would explain it
Apologies
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
/is actually kind of amused by all of this and does not begrudge
//is really, really tired.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
i thought it just was one more
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Somebody get a flight tracker up of flights from Phoenix to Pyongyang. Todd Graham might be on the move again.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 18, 2011 10:21 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Already won
JasonKirkSBN Jason Kirk
Now North Korea Can Join The Big East, And Other College Sports Jokes About Kim Jong-Il Dying
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I HAVE SO MUCH FAMILY IN PYONGYANG
IT’S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM JOB
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
by Fonce on Dec 18, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Courtesy of Fearless Leader retweet
@thejuiceisgood
With Kim Jong Il’s death, Nick Saban becomes the most powerful dictator in the world under 5’5.
It omits ACS from the list, but you do what you can
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by Old South on Dec 18, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ACS isn't a dictator.
You can’t spell anarchist without ACS.
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(Then again, you can't spell jonfmorse without MORONS, so...)
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I AM 5'8" 1/2 THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Is there a way to do this and not kill everyone?
I went to grad school. I feel like I should be able to better than this. Is there some “align everything ffs” button I don’t know of?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by Big Head Zach on Dec 19, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Roger, Roger
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Over, Oveur
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So if anyone cares...it's going into the 4th Quarter with the Chargers up 31-7
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Moonshine is flowing.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
But did the Chargers achieve orbit?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, this is a real thing.
Unfortunately, the Texans went all Texans to Cammy Cam earlier today.
Free at last!
For this game, we're going to switch John Harbaugh and Norv Turner. Let's see if anyone notices!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
This game makes me think that Norv is a good coach...but then I remembered that Tommy Tuberville beat Oklahoma this year...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
At least we know Romeo Crenel is better than Todd HAley.
Or, at least less hated by his team.
Free at last!
You probably also remembered that Norval Turner is Norval Turner.
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In other teams
Geoffrey Zakarian may be a pretentious douchebag, but GAWDAMN can he cook.
Free at last!
grrrrr herro!
sup y’all?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions
Well
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
shit just got real
speaking of real
I’m drunk!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
greetingz.
i feel like you would be awesome to drink with.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
in virtuality, yes
but we could make a ruckus at a bar.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
So this team from Whale's Vagina decided to show up for the last few games of the season again
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Rivers took Mrs. Harbaugh out to a nice seafood dinner
and didn’t call her back the next day.
Free at last!
They'll immediately regret that decision.
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furk iowa
so say we all!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I can't wait for it to all blow up
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
mine's done nothing but blown up
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
The best is when the ship
just comes apart with no provocation on the launch pad.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I managed to make one that blew up, then launched, then blew up again about 100 km up in the air.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
So, it was a teenaged rocket?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Dec 18, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Love and rockets, mostly rockets.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
got up all 3 survived
success
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
?
?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
i mean kpr
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Dec 18, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
You blew up the world
Which has only that launcher and NOTHING ELSE
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
The ending of Return of the Jedi
HAS SYNCED UP SO WELL WITH THIS KIM JONG-IL THING
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with the Ewoks dancing?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Never change, wikipedia
Some analysts believe that upon Kim Jong-il’s death, Jong-un’s uncle Chang Sung-taek will act as regent, as Jong-un is presently too small in the phallic department to immediately lead the country.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Dec 18, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Chargers just scored on a field goal on a drive that took over 9 minutes and 89 yards
WHERE WAS THIS TEAM EARLIER?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
God so full
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 18, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions
I hate Comcast sometimes...
when the TV is off, and there are two shows to record at the same time, you should record them both, not turn on whatever channel I’d been watching the night before and ignore one of the shows I wanted to record.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Back in 2008, I don't think I ever picked Brian Orakpo
as “Longhorn most likely to make a national TV commercial”.
Free at last!
as a skins fan,
I feel the same way.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
So I have to rely on the 9ers D to get 18 points.
Fuck
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 18, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions
This might have worked in one of my leagues, in which the scoring was set up so the 49ers D was like, top ten overall in total points.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
(top 5, even. Rodgers/Brady/Brees/Cammy/49ers D)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Yeah. They got 20 last week
But the Steelers….when they hit, they hit big
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 18, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
It's a glorious day for me
Too bad Tebow couldn’t win against the devil
This may have been covered already
but the yahoo answers best answer to “why does google think craig james killed 5 hookers” is “because he did”
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 18, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nota Bene: It's a bad sign if your rocket is teetering on the launch pad.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions
Oh, no, generally that just means you've shifted your hips.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 18, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Well I walked right into that one.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
JUST IN: Joe Schad is reporting that Kim Il-Sung has died.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 18, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Joe Schad reports Korea has been freed from Japanese control following Japan's surrender
by Bus Crasher on Dec 18, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
douglas mccarthur is OUT as head of U.S. forces in Korea
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Is she right, class? Is she right?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Dec 18, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
as long as heath miller and steelers D don't combine for 66 points, I'm safe.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions
On the DVR now: The movie "Rubber".
Description: A sentient tire rolls through the desert, dispatching victims with the power of its mind.
This is a thing.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Dec 18, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You understand, of course, that the important question here is:
WHY in god’s name did you RECORD it?
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Further:
The tire’s name is Robert. It falls in love with Roxane Mesquida and goes on a killing spree when its feelings are unrequited.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Meanwhile hipsters are watching the whole thing unfold with binoculars and are talking amongst themselves about the action.
IN THE MOVIE.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
There's no professional responsibility rule against my using Grooveshark even though I'm pretty damn sure it's gonna be found in violation of every law ever
Because it’s clean right now
…
right?
Sposed to be SEC
Is Grooveshark just finding music from "wherever" and playing it to you?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 18, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Remember, it's not illegal until it's illegal.
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This
Spotify has replaced Pandora for me. It’s not a perfect replacement, but I figure it’s not too long until they end up merging
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 18, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
The hours cap might make that difficult
That said, finals are over and I won’t be after it like a crackhead after crumbs.
Sposed to be SEC
Ima be honest joe rogan
this aint the first time i tasted penis
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Spotify doesn't have an hours cap.
The free version does have occasional advertising.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Pandora doesn't anymore, either.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Pandora used to have a cap?
I never noticed that, and I used it almost constantly in school.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
It was a while back
I think it was like 30 hours a month, though
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Fight the power.
You gotta fight the powers that be.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
/tries to play music
//they say my music’s too loud
///tries talkin’ about it
////got to be run around
/////rolls with the punches
//////gets knocked on the ground
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I think it's legal
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 18, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
THERE IS A DOCTOR WHO TARDIS MOD BEING DEVELOPED FOR KSP!
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NERRRRRRRRRDS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions
Luz
Kim Jong is being reported as dead. Looks like someone is trying to steal someone’s birthday thunder. Your move, Jesus
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 18, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions
I hope it's spider-safe to say that Kim Jong Il was not a good guy
Because I do not hold him in high regard
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Dec 18, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I think we're in safe territory here.
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Pretty sure you are safe on that front.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 18, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
/hitlerridingunicorn.jpg
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Only considered spidery if you live IVO Pyongyang.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I was not a fan.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
The solid stack appeared to attempt to take off without permission from the rest of the rocket.
This worked badly.
your head a splode
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, just saw the Korean News Agency lady announce the death of Kim Jong-Il
on state-run television. Openly weeping as she was delivering the news. That place is fucked. Sad.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Also, watch the Vice Guide to North Korea. Riveting shit
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 18, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
No, I just mean in general. Not like this makes it fucked.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 18, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 18, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Dude put in 46 hour days.
Personally made the sun rise and set every day. Shit, I’d be exhausted too.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I mean, that's tough and all, but when he's nailing 3-4 holes in one per round of golf, he's obviously taking plenty of time to relax too
Sposed to be SEC
That's not relaxation.
Look, the Korean people need to know their leader can shoot a 48. Their entire economy and way of life depends on it.
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Although part of those 46 hour days was spent playing golf. His personal best was shooting 12 on a 27 hole course.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Dictators are not known for good delegation skills.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Ndamukong Suh wants hugs. All of them. Do it or he will rupture your spleen. WARNING: Hug may also rupture your spleen.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
MORE!
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
This is like some terrible "Suh Strips" flipbook.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Dec 18, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or maybe this guy's quads
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Damn I wish Kinison was still around. Him and 8-ball hanging out, the possibilities
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
"I went out to find the best megalomaniac dictator I could
and I found Charlie Weis."
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions
So which one of you bastards launched this one?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Dec 18, 2011 11:28 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Scooters gonna scoot
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Dec 18, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Mike Sherman 2nd half game plan'd
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That is the best kind of good
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 18, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, we're not supposed to put wheels on the rockets?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
And we are go at throttle up!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions
Well, we made it longer than that.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
/starts company which requires lots of engineers
//institutes KSP as part of pre-employment examination
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I'm a history major, I'm fucking awful at this game. That must be why.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Are you going for biggest explosion?
Or other criteria?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
texting teachers is kinda hard to do at night
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 11:34 PM EST reply actions
one and the same, sirrah
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
To clarify, for those who don't know
His girlfriend is a teacher in Baltimore, he’s not texting a professor
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
hardly
she’s pretty awesome
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
important distinction to make.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, I'm in orbit. Now what?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:49 PM EST reply actions
Nota Bene 2: It's a bad sign if your rocket splits into three pieces 200 meters up.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions
Oh, no, generally that means... uh... okay, that is bad, never mind.
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QUICK HOW DO I DEPLOY PARACHUTE
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions
space bar after all rockets have fired
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
JK I'm good.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Yay first successful launch/orbit/reentry.
How I get out of spaceship?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yay, I did it guys!
I’m not a complete idiot! :D
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Important note: make sure the solids are all the way burnt out before staging
LOL JK IMMA BLOW UP NOW
Gorrammit
I have to sleep in the family room. I’m ready for bed and 15 people are staying at our house and are just arriving back.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 18, 2011 11:54 PM EST reply actions
at least hellbeast isn't nearby.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but you-know-who is not one of them.
Positive thoughts.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
She left a message on my facebook wall
something to the effect of asking if I disinfected everything I touched because she “has the sniffles” now. Yes bitch. My pneumonia gave you the sniffles
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 19, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Tell her
“No, but I make a point of disinfecting everything YOU touch.”
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I told her
“I don’t know, message me back when you’re dead”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 19, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No sleep, Kerbal
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 19, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Good lord.
I don’t think I’m qualified to run the Angola space program.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 19, 2011 12:03 AM EST reply actions
But if you have a habit of making things crash and burn, there are plenty of football programs you are qualified to coach.
by Narrow Right on Dec 19, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
But I could never take his dream job from him...
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 19, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
I saw an episode of Gangland St. Louis
They had to subtitle the gangsters’ speech.
I imagine you sound like that.
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I do.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 19, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Can you pull a spear on Charles Barkley?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
The golfing world lost a great one today
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So in honor of my first successful mission, I have some good topical music for y'all:
I haven’t made it here yet, but it fits.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 19, 2011 12:20 AM EST reply actions
If you're in a pinch, skip to the fourth.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 19, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck You john canzano, Fuck You oh so much , you miserable worthless cunt!
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What did that talentless hack do this time?
Unnamed, mysterious sources? Ridiculous speculation? Shitty prose (well, that’s a given)?
Just ranting on LaMichael James
“Why don”t the school just admit he’s going to the NFL, he’s blocking the recruiting process’ he"s a distraction" blablabla
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He's such a dick
And how the fuck does a PAID SPORTSWRITER miss the fact that it’s James who is putting off the decision, not the school, and that moreover, the reason he’s putting it off is to focus on the game in front of him? What a tool.
Yeah, he had to fill his 5 minutes of tv time with some bullshit
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Yes, and it is pretty good
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Are you watching right now? Cuz I am
The main shiner is very calm and articulate
His buddy seems wasted all day, every day
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Popcorn Sutton apparently is a legend
I remember seeing a 2 hour documentary on him a year or so back
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New episodes are on wednesdays
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I'm just glad it's not on "history".
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 19, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Mom just came through and told old soviet union story
Apparently my grandparents had a friend who smuggled 100% alcohol out of her lab job, and they would then water it down at home. Mom once took a swig of what she thought was water and thought she was gonna die.
That was my first experience with $6 vodka.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 19, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Didn't know they sell smirnoff that cheap
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lol not Smirnoff.
I have no idea what the fuck this shit even was. Glorified nail polish remover.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 19, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
So is it too soon to say
that Kim Jong-Il obviously needed to construct additional pylons?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 19, 2011 12:36 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Despite being wrong on everything, it's kind of funny
Happy pot head driving on a closed course…never exceeds 7 miles per hour
Sposed to be SEC
I'm waitng for 8-ball to drive next
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...and a perfect narrator
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I worked in labs in behavioral pharmacology (psychology of people on drugs)
In the animal labs, I injected rats with, off the top of my head, cocaine, roofies, GHB (date rape drug), and a bunch of opiates. In the human ones, well, you give the cocaine users pre-measured lines with a razor and straw.
Sposed to be SEC
But I gotta imagine the health risks vastly outweigh the experimental benefits (for like coke, crack and heroin)
Let alone just doing it for tv
I just finished watching Toy Story 3
There was no dust.
BUT THERE WAS ALLLLLLL THE SOBBING
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 19, 2011 7:24 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Man, fuck those 4X targets
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by Big Head Zach on Dec 19, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
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