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DETROIT FOOTBALL!

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by SpartanGator on Dec 18, 2011 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

FORWARD DOWN THE FIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELDDDDD

A CHARGING TEAM THAT WILL NOT YIEEEEEEEEEELDDDDDD

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by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

AND WHEN THE BLUE AND SILVER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

STAND AND CHEER THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 18, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

STAND AND CHEER AND DO THE WAVE?

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

GO HARD, WIN THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

AND WITH HONOR KEEP YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
DOWN THE FIELD AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN
A LIONS VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, it's still in use.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

but it’s been hard to remember for the last few years.

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by SpartanGator on Dec 18, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

LARRY FITZ!

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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 18, 2011 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

Fitz is just sick

who else could go to the HOF with a Skelton-Kolb 2 headed hydra QB

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I know this topic is more dead than War Horse

ASU This is your AD talking:

More AZ republic:

“I hire lots of people,” ASU President Dr. Michael Crow said. “I engage in interviewing lots of people. I look for passion and energy and skill and intelligence and perseverance. And he has all of those things.”

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Please don't hit me, but

I actually think Graham is a pretty good coach and I’m glad he’s gone from Pitt.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Reply fail.

Didn’t mean to drop it in the snark.

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by Big Grizz on Dec 18, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanted Bradley

and I still want him. That being said if he wasn’t good enough for Capt. Peterson last year, its not going to be this year. Bradley is going to have trouble getting any job in college for at least a couple years.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He's literally perfect for you guys.

I’m going to subscribe to the “Peterson is a moron” newsletter.

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by Big Grizz on Dec 18, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Pederson.

Don’t go sullying the good name of Petersons.

by Albino Tornado on Dec 18, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The twitters are saying Mario Cristobal might be in line there.

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Dec 18, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

24-37 as a head coach?

Seems about right.

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by Big Grizz on Dec 18, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

PROGRAM. BUILDER.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

my thoughts

if he’s waiting until after the bowls that’s cool; I guess Pitt will at least back to losing with class.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I always did like Al Golden too

if there is any coach who has an excuse to bail on a team its him

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

If he's not going to bail for PSU, he's not going to bail for Pitt.

Not to sound like an ass, but it’s probably true.

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by Big Grizz on Dec 18, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

PSU was interested?

IMO that would be a better choise than Mullen, if he is interested

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if PSU ever expressed interest.

That said, I don’t think we’re going to get Mullen, or Golden, or anyone else of significance. Maybe Murphy, but probably not. I have no idea who it’ll be.

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by Big Grizz on Dec 18, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I could see Golden going, considering it's his alma mater and he won't have to deal with the NCAA sledgehammer that is impending at the U.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't get the vibe that he's looking to bail on Miami.

I could be wrong.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 18, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't heard anything

but if you are contacting people might as well see.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume he's waiting for the Penn State job.

Or who knows…maybe that contract extension is legitimate.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Cristobal turned FIU into a bowl team...

that earns him lots of credit from me

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

And he's in The U.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Was Cristobal coaching FIU when they got into the brawl at the Orange Bowl?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I don't think so.

But he has the boats n’ hoes seal of approval, what more do you need.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, I know.

But it’s Pitt. It’s Tino Sunseri, for god’s sake. How much do you expect?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You misunderstand me, Nick.

I would never insult such a cornerstone of the ACC.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I can get sacked better than that.

I have four years of eligibility left, and Pitt has a professor in my field. Let’s do this. Sex Cannon 2.0.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sunseri was serviceable last year

3 double digit leads turned into losses were directly related to Todd’s play calling. If Pitt was playing a better FCS team than Maine (say ND St or Indiana) they would have lost a double digit lead in that game too.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Serviceable like how Seneca Wallace is "servicable"

if coached correctly and with that sched there was no way with another year of exp under his belt that Pitt should have lost more than 4 games.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, I get it.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hilarious.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

HE HAS PASSION AND ENERGY AND INTELLIGENCE AND AND SKILL AND PERSEVERANCE

omfglol he actually said ‘perseverance’. Does my administration know what that word means?

by Erik T on Dec 18, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The silver lining...

Him and the AD will be gone by this time next year

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by 8gooner8 on Dec 18, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing says perseverance

like 4 jobs in 6 seasons

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by saxattack29 on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

#ToddGraham4Maryland

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by AERose on Dec 18, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'll have a fried SPAM sandwich with Miracle Whip for dinner.

/they see me trollin’

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

I love your new profile pic, that guy is so fucking creepy.

I mean, I get that he’s blind, but it doesn’t make it not creepy.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats the new wiki "Giveusmoniesplz" picture right?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He's better than 18,000 edits girl.

And probably gets way more action.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

/nbamap.jpg

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

lol.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The Clippers do not exist, which seems about right.

Even though they have a fun team this year.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah they're there

Look under the L for Lakers.

Proportions seem about right for that one.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Dec 18, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Virginia is Wizards territory

unfortunately

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by wahoocrew on Dec 18, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The other NBA map.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

YAAAAY!

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm actually supposed to be a Grizzlies fan.

/shrugs

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

A fan of Ditka would say that

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Qua?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditka was a pussy. like the Grizzlies!

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

flagged

for 26% of the public saying yes

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

They will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Mercy is for God, you will find none in this office

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I need you to be the new Ambassador to the Hammondbeast.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

If this leads to the B1G championship game being played outdoors in Chicago or something, I'm in favor of this.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Our world shall be a world of mustard.

The flavorless white condiments shall find no purchase.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmm.... Mustard

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just pre-mustard

I think you’ll be fine

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The two arent mutually exclusive

The union of stone ground dijon and mayo bless all sandwiches I make

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Why would you ruin your sandwich and dijon with mayo

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A blessing and a curse.

The mayo is the curse.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I like mayo, but hate the NBA

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap.

I’m already broke to begin with.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Fighting with experience!

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

you're so funny

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Lulz.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear Rudy has a great investment opportunity and he wants you in on the ground level with him..

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got all my money with Lenny Dykstra

I’m not giving it to some wacko.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 18, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

They ask for mercy, but they are women.

There can be no mercy for treason.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 18, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll happily commit the armies of The North to your cause

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

And lo, ye shall know us by our flannel shirts

The great hordes of the Northwest will no stand for this midwest hegemony

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Psh, you specifically relinquished your citizenship

And if there’s any doubt, you simply need to say the name of the state you live in.

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like clarity is lacking.

In the death-to-NBA civil war, to which I believe The North has committed its forces, we have converted Seattle to our cause. Vancouver too.

by Erik T on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah

Seattle wants a team back. Preferably accompanied by the heads of David Stern and Clay Bennett on pikes

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

They have the SOunders. What else could they want?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

also, they see the Blazers

and who would want THAT?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Two out of three ain't bad, right?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

When did I hire Erik to the emissary of the North?

You’re doing a fine job there Mr. T

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The NHL:

Where no one outside of the midwest gives a shit

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The NBA:

Where no one gives a shit.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Northeast is waving widly

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

that's called Canada. and they're too polite to wave

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

They love the Rangers.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Knicks are definitely a bigger deal

As soon as you hit the Rockies or the MDL, NHL just drops off the map

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

No shit

But they care a LOT about the fucking Rangers dude. Almost equally to the Knicks.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Everything

Rutgers

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The Devils and Islanders are asking if they can play too

NO, NO YOU CAN’T

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've never met a Devils fan in NYC proper

There are a good amount of them in NJ. Surprisingly, their most solid fanbase is located down by Brick and Monmouth County.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone I knew from Jersey was Rangers fans

No one gives a shit about the Devils

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nodding.

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by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

As I said

Comingle with people from farther south and in the northwest part of the state. That’s where the fans are.Sussex County and Monmouth are hotbeds. People in Essex and Hudson counties are more Rangers, with some Rangers.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't see it. I think the Jets have moved above the Rangers, at the least.

And in general, I don’t notice much hockey love – but maybe I was just spoiled before.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Jets, Mets, Nets are all second class citizens due to being "new" teams

Jets only have a brief surge in popularity due to winning. But with them blowing the Rangers are WAY more important right now.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

- whoever’s winning.
-The Jets.
-The Dodgers.
-The Mets

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

False

The Yankees will always be #1 even when they’re not winning.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

fair point.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I really just find it funny that Mets fans of a certain generation tend to be more dodgers fans than anything else

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It's kind of sad, in a way

The Mets really do not belong and they only get fans from the ethnic communities in Queens that they do work with.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

and Jets fans

but are those really people?

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Not so much.

They love the Rangers Rutgers.

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by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

At least the first 95% of gametime matters.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There is a fifth column, scattered through the South,

waiting to rise up in support of The Emperor of the North

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The NHL: Kind of like the Portland Timbers only played by real men instead of effete, tea sipping nancyboys.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

yes. I would love to play a sport where I only had to moved thirty seconds at a time.

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

not fixed.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean,it's been ages since a Canadian team won a cup

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Please.

You think David Stern wanted San Antone to win 5 championships in the 2000’s

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not

but Tim Donaghy was messing with his plans.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

At this point Tim Donaghy is the only person associated with the NBA who I respect.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The hardwood floor is probably flammable

At least I think it is. What I’m getting at is that you could find out if that was your job.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Donaghy

And I concede the Kings got fucked.

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The Kings got fucked harder than Clemson in a dirty back room with 25 Hells Angels and a quarter pound of speed.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/wipes tear from eye

It’s beautiful

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It has a way of making you take stock in what's important

Mango has found that clarity

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

EXHIBIT A: You find baseball enjoyable

Whereas my eyes melt like that guy from Indiana Jones out of boredom if I watch for longer than 5 minutes

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I find baseball enjoyable when there's nothing else on

I’m very competitive at my heart and need to live vicariously through people I’ve never met.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, getting used to watching sports takes patience.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not an athlete, he's a baseball player

/Kruk’d

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

STILL love that line....

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I am no sadist, sir!

/hides masochists’ club ID card

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless you're the Braves

and you stop giving a fuck in August.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/weeps

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I...but...

/nathanfillion.gif

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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

So not only are you wrong about this, but you have no taste for the minutiae of siege strategy

It cannot be this easy, can it, my Emperor?

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a math person

Your love of baseball is clouded by your love of numbers.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved baseball before I ever loved math

but the two, they make such sweet music together

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

They have support groups for your type.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Many of you are missing an important aspect of baseball

It’s played EVERY DAY. That means, if you so desire, you have a legitimate reason to drink EVERY DAY

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

you aren't dead inside?

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not murder if it's a pirates fan

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

...

/Indians’ fan

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But you can drink while you play softball,

so exercise and drinks!

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

My love for numbers is clouded by my love for baseball

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Throw the plague bodies over the wall, Lew

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

By their flannel shirts....

and their unintelligible mumbling into the microphone.

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Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

We will have shitloads of weapons

Thanks, eastern Oregon/Washington/Idaho/Montana!

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You think the white supremacists that populate the Cascades are fighting for the NBA

You must be out your damned mind

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Rec'd for proper removal of "of"

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm glad that came through in type

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd be surprised

The Blazers are one of the few things the state agrees upon

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

they are cursed?

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, given where you're from

That’s gotta be at least 50% of the population. But at least 75% of the people I know in Portland care a LOT about the blazers.

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

They'll be more than happy to shoot anyone you want.....

Just tell ‘em it’s BATF coming.

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Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Or the United Nations

Grant county in SE Oregon has a provision allowing for armed insurrection if the UN shows up, from what I recall

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Bahahaha

What?

Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!

by MeatGeek on Dec 20, 2011 5:34 AM EST up reply actions  

...that empty third of Montana bothers me.

It’s like where the NBA does secret testing of some sort.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.

by Fonce on Dec 18, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That's where the Militia training camps are

David Stern knows he’s not welcome there

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That's where they play games

that start with 2 minutes on the clock and the teams tied at 90. The results are exactly the same, but the NBA doesn’t want anyone to find out.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

WPP hideaway for Donaghy

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's the mess of people in Kansas City who still follow the Kings?

No, really.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 18, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the last NBA game I went to was a King's game in KC

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be more interested in the NBA in a couple years when I can root for a team made up entirely of former UK players

But then I’ll stop watching a couple years after that, because the entire NBA will be only Kentucky players and I’ll return to not knowing who to root for

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by Old South on Dec 18, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

We appear to be working on it in Detroit.

Tayshaun Prince is back, and Brandon Knight will likely see a lot of playing time.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, right, there's also that.

Hamilton is gone, but Gordon and Villanueva are still there.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Ben Gordon.....sigh.....

He got really rich by being really selfish. Now, no one wants him on account of his selfishness and, even if they did, his contract is too big to take on.

by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think you can really call them "former Kentucky players"

when they only bothered taking 12 hours of classes.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 18, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just kidding by the way, I'm going to have an fried egg sandwich.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

An fried egg, yes. English motherfucker, etc.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU'RE EATING A BABY BIRD

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by jonfmorse on Dec 18, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

godamn thats the 6th time I've seen that run NBC

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Title.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

So much happy.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 18, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

right? right?

but norv turner makes baby Jesus cry

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit, I can't be agreeing with you

what is wrong?!?!?!

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Whooof, the Browns, they are not good

but neither are the Panthers

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The Panthers are not that bad

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 18, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not a good defense. Is it good with all the injured guys back? Probably not good enough.

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no they are not.

I called it when they went up 10-0 that they’d manage to shit that game away.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

can't ever root for Lazerface

I kind of have a soft spot for the ravens b/c I live here and Ravens-Steelers is the closest cure to NFLaids known to man.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I tolerate the Ravens for Michigan recruiting convenience.

Anything that helps Greg Mattison tell recruits “I coached Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, Terrell Suggs, and Haloti Ngata. You could be next.” is acceptable.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Always and forever

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Also a few years back

Ravens-Steelers played a meaningless game 16. Ravens were locked into a wild card seed and the steelers were out. Both teams played their starters the whole game and in OT in one of the more violent Raven-Steeler games that I ever saw. Arguably it was the best game of the year.

When Billick was asked why he kept his starters in he replied “You can’t cheat the fans”. This was the most non-NFLaidsy quote I ever heard from someone and I respected him after that.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

from the most nflaidsy of nfl aids inflicted coaches not named Chan

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He was crusified for doing that

because the ravens lost the wild card game.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That was more because Boller is better at throwing the ball backwards than forwards

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i forget who was QBing then

I think it was Grbac. it was the year Jamal Lewis got 2000 yards

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Tennessee really puts out a lot of good felon RBs

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 18, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

The best part of that

By the Ravens winning, it meant the Steelers ended up drafting ahead of Buffalo that year…and picked Roethlisberger. Thanks, Billick!

by ElRocco337 on Dec 18, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, let's be real here, Buffalo would have fucked it up anyway

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn Anderson Cooper doesn't give a fuck

sharks swim right by the camera he’s talking into scuba diving.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

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My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 18, 2011 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

I don't see enough tebow there

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah jeez, CBS just replaced felating Tebow with felating Tawmmy....

Speaking of… Alex Flanagan can be the sideline reporter for all my CFB games.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this a real thing or a joke?

I thought it was a joke.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh G~d, it isn't a joke.

Quite frankly, I’m not sure if I want to live on this planet anymore. I either really do or really don’t but haven’t decided yet.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, bartender I'd like a Rum and Cock...

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so who's watching the Chargers? MEEEEEEEEE!

/looksaround

//putshanddown

///cries

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

I will. Has it started?

I cannot stand the Detestable Mr. Dungy.

by Erik T on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

no it's that chick still singing...

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I am....

Phillip Rivers VS Ray Lewis is must see

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Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Cris Collinsworth always sound like John Wayne announcing?

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

Nah, he's worked hard on that affection over the years...

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Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

he's from Kentucky, right?

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

He went to Florida

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

He is

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

According to wikipedia

born in ohio grew up in florida

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You're right

Northern Kentucky is a suburb of Cincinnati. He played for the Bengals for a long time and did commentary for them too.

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by Old South on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I basically see Chris Collinsworth as Wooderson (from Dazed and Confused) if Wooderson had athletic talent.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally back from the airport

which, thanks to Delta’s usual baggage handling, pretty much resulted in me feeling like I was stuck in the world’s slowest NASCAR race for about 45 minutes.

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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

only a matter of time until they all go out of business

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Good riddance.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

... womyn's bouncyball?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Baylor has Griner.

So it’s man and womens basketball.

by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll rec for truth

But your time is coming UConn

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Pre-game intros are one of the things that made me really respect Greg Jennings

He refused to introduce himself as from Western Michigan until he got his degree because he felt he hadn’t earned the right. He got his degree in the offseason this year and now says “from Western Michigan”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ray Rice: BIG EAST SPEED

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Vonta Leach: CUSA BLOCKING SKILLS

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Flacco: CAA POWER

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ray Lewis: ACC LAWYAS

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by jonfmorse on Dec 18, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

how he lasted to the 3rd round is beyond me

He pretty much did for Rutgers what RG3 did for Baylor. He was that good.

Oh I forgot. Not prototypical size.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY ME TOO

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/pats on head

Tiny, little man

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

How am I not in the NFL too?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you 215 lbs with very little body fat?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No and no.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I found your problem

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It's that I'm white, isn't it?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Mostly that you're slow and unathletic

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that doesn't help.

I was like the fifth best player on my high school golf team!

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

theres always gymnastics for you

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by saxattack29 on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Bela Karolyi?

Noooooo thank you.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Nadia Comaneci.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

When it comes to white mustaches, my heart belongs to one man:

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks, now I'm pregnant

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

women's gymnastics

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'LL TELL YA WHAT JAWS

THAT MANGO STASI FELLA MAY ONLY BE 5’5" AND WOULD LOSE IN A 50 YARD FOOTRACE TO TERRENCE CODY EVEN IF YOU SPOTTED HIM THE FIRST 40 YARDS BUT HE MAKES UP FOR IT IN OTHER WAYS. HE MAKES COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET. SOME OF THESE COMMENTS ARE AMUSING, OTHERS ARE INSIGHTFUL AND HE EXCELS AT MAKING REFERENCES TO LOTS OF THINGS LIKE BOOKS AND CHEESE AND OFTEN EMPLOYS MEMES LIKE THIS ONE. THIS IS WHY I CALL HIM “THE MEME MASTER.”

HE ALSO MAKES GOOD COCKTAILS, HAS NICE TEETH AND PLAYS THE GUITAR. THIS IS AN UNCONVENTIONAL SET OF SKILLS FOR FOOTBALL BUT MIGHT GET THE ATTENTION OF THE FEMALE GENDER IF HE’D JUST BRUSH HIS FUCKING HAIR AND STOP CURSING LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR.

THESE FLAWS MAKE HIM A LONG TERM PROJECT BUT I STILL THINK MANGO STASI HAS ENOUGH UPSIDE AND INTANGIBLES TO SUCCEED IN THE NATIONAL.FOOTBALL.LEAGUE

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

...

/drafted by the raiders in the first round

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No, there are only two qualifications for that.

Speed and SPEED.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

If you were in Oakland you'd be running like hell too.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

From the cops probably.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, it's Carrie Fisher.

LOL U SCREWED GALAXY.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/Leia gets drunk while the second Death Star wrecks the Rebel fleet

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 18, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

soo......

http://youtu.be/VXcb7VPw59s?t=1m43s

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

/clicks back button as quickly as he can

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 18, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

GAH.

NONONONONONO.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

with sledgehammer attached

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU SUNNUVA BITCH

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

So Flacco transfered from Pittsburgh because of Palko?

That’s funny

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Isn't it ironic?

"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The year they competed I think Flacco was better in training camp

but Palko got the nod because he was a top recruit. In the end I think Palko had the better college career. Plus Palko was much more likable.

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Palko more likable?

Is such a thing even possible?

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by saxattack29 on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Chargers' anus appears to be well prepared.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Damn. That white man has teh moves

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

WEDDLE

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Ravens get their kickers from Boise State and Alabama

/self-troll

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

All the derp?

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Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe

by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Ball So Hard University

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

THE Boilermakers. As if we're going to confuse them with another set of Boilermakers.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 18, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe they stole the THE when they beat Ohio State.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

This must be done.

A giant, silver-plated “The” trophy that is passed down from team to team.

Whomever next beats Purdue will become The (insert school).

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.

by Fonce on Dec 18, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Suddenly, the Motor City Bowl has exponentially increased in importance.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have remembered him

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Things I've seen in Baltimore.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh.

Glad you’ve got pride in the alma mater, Terrell.

by Erik T on Dec 18, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

TOLBERT TD

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Tolbert is awesome.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

So, finally got around to watch Luck

It’s very well acted and seems to have potential, but damn if that isn’t the least attractive cast HBO has ever had.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

HOCKEY FIGHT!!!!!

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by saxattack29 on Dec 18, 2011 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

BHawks-Flames

long, dragged out affair that the Hawks’ Bickell lost

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by saxattack29 on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, after reading the NYT piece and watching the accompanying video on Derek Boogaard

My opinion of hockey fights has gone from “they’re an archaic practice that should be left behind if hockey is going to have mass appeal” to “they’re completely abhorrent and anyone who agrees otherwise is a neanderthal that needs to grow up or get left behind.”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Sir, there appears to be an army of angry MMA fans at your door.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck 'em

I ain’t scurred

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Give them a week and they might even figure out how to turn the doorknob.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I beg to differ.

For you see, the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lay low and assume odd jobs under the name of Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I’ve said too much.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

the grantland article that followed it was pretty good

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Even college could be more strict in my book.

by Erik T on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Hockey seems to have more straight up "i'm going to actually hurt you" than even football

You don’t see “enforcers” in other sports, let alone the “you injured my guy, so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you” stuff you get in hockey.

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Tony Twist was a badass and I will not hear otherwise.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

also they're moving at around 30 miles an hour... supposedly

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that number and had trouble believing it. that makes more sense

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, 30 mph seems plausible to me at the top end.

Top sprinters can hit 25+ mph easily (average speed for a 20-second 200m dash is 22.5 mph, and that’s including the cold start). I can believe that they top out at higher speeds than that on skates, if they’re skating end-to-end.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 18, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the thing, having "enforcers" is a self fulfilling prophesy

By giving a roster spot to a guy whose only role is to fuck with the other team, you force the other team to have one too.

Ban fighting in all levels of youth hockey and you’ll find it ceases to exist in the NHL too. Stop letting thugs like Matt Cooke on the ice and you won’t need someone to go punch him in the face.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats what I mean

Enforcers just seem to be a holdover from the dark ages

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That's in line with my viewpoint.

I love some of them, but they need to be out of the game.

by Erik T on Dec 18, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

my dad stopped watching hockey because of fighting and the zone trap

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Essentially this.

I usually sense a correlation between anger over helmet-to-helmet fines and education on my Facebook feed too.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

you'd never heard of it before?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I had

i just started clicking through today. Feeds my design addiction.

by emc503 on Dec 18, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it is an orbit......

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

:x

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Your ellipse is quite eccentric, sirrah

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

They are also stuck there in that orbit forever.

I separated to early.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Just can't seem to get orbiting down

though I did manage to get a ship lost in space today.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally got the separation stuff right today

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Your trireme has been lost at sea

because it didn’t end its turn close enough to land

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 18, 2011 8:57 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

See the blue streak on his jersey?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK YOU YOU FINNISH SOB!!!!

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by saxattack29 on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

"Joe Flacco is as mobile as any QB playing right now"

WHAT

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

I love people with hours of coverage to fill. They lie lots

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Mobility does not imply speed.

A tank is very mobile. It can mobe most anywhere.

by Erik T on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Mobility = ability to mobe

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

In that context Ben Roethlisburger is one of the most mobile QBs in the league as well.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The Soviet Space Program, everyone.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Soviet Russia: The original hivemind!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Launch another ship with beer so they are at least happy.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Whiskey and Johnny Cash 8-track cartridges.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You probably used a Commodore 64 for you computer, didn't you?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No.....

We had Vista.
We just threw it in there.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU CORRUPT THE SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLIC'S BRAVEST, MOST QUALIFIED, MOST IRON WILLED COSMONAUTS WITH THE DECADENT KULAK ANTHEMS OF IVAN THE CAPITALIST CURRENCY BALLADEER?

YOU SHALL BE PURGED

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/awards RjTheMetalhead the Order of Lenin medal for contributions to the Soviet Space Program.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

What game is this?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

/downloads

Well there goes the rest of my week.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck'em

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I'm doing too

At least I don’t have to work this week- it’ll be fun to play in airports, too

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Cuz we care.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Aw, a hug from RJ!

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Only sporadically.

It wasn’t in doubt in the second half.

by Erik T on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

excellent. We might be spared some slobber this week.

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Fucking Natty Lite in teh fridge from the party last night... DO NOT WANT

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Moonshiners on Discovery channel

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Dec 18, 2011 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Did Tebow ride to the game on a donkey?

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit, I was trying to not remember that image.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't bet on chargers. They will fuck you over somehow

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

as a chargers fan, i'm used to this

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The Chargers have fans?

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't buy it

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got pics

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Norv Turner

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Accuweather forecast is for 7.3" of snow

Dodge City has blizzard warning (until Tue noon) and 12" forecast.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

DAMMIT I WANT SNOW

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It is going to be in the 60s tomorrow. I am not complaining.

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

60 something here.

Window was open most of the day.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

23 for a high today

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats cold.

I dont like cold.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Tues night is 10F and 15 mph gusts with steady 9 mph wind ... that's cold.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you in the NY area?

We had almost 60F today.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Lake George area, Upstate, NY

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Are there lampreys in the lake

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

They're mostly a Great Lakes problem

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it stay cold in that area?

Central Plains will get cold then warm up again. Never seen it stay below 20F for an entire week.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends, if we get a brutal Canadian cold front it can last up to a week or two

This is definitely the coldest so far this year

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

How warm is it in the summer?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds pretty nice actually.

Got a buddy up near Rochester who wants to me to come up there for a while.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it!

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

He is also a Syracuse fan.

And a bit of an asshole at times.
This makes him a double asshole right?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

do you have bread, milk and alcohol?

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm 1/2 mile from the store and have boots, food is not a problem.

Already planning on making potato soup.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll trade you alcohol for snow.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately one of those ships much better than the other.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh I hate snow.

You are starting to get old when snow is more of a pain in the ass than it’s worth.

by Socrates Johnson on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

"We will never forget them this morning as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the face of God."

Rj Space Program USSR Fallen Comrades: I drink for you tonight.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Dosvedanya Comrades

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Head slap? What kind of foul is that?

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

It means quite literally, the lineman slapped another lineman upside the head

It’s been outlawed for long time, you don’t see it much anymore

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, my first rocket went directly backwards and into the ground.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

ACS space program similar to KU football?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude its hard.

Its taken me 3 days to do that derptastic orbit

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Kerbal Space Program

The latest freeware time suck

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah scrolled up and saw a screen shot from Shift-A ing the thread.

Looks like my kind of thing (Anyone here play Orbiter 2010 at all)?

by Socrates Johnson on Dec 18, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Gates?? They do have some offense then

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Played like 30 minutes of Skyrim in the past 2 weeks.

I’ve had other shit to do.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Also have not went fishing in the past 2 weeks.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You were too busy launching astronauts to cold death of space

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Only been playing that every now and then the past 3 days.

It pisses me off sometimes I just have to close it.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

This moonshiner show is entertaining.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Is it a how to show?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I've thought about watching it

Where are they? Or do they not disclose that?

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by Old South on Dec 18, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Virginia

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That dominatrix outfit is a bit. ummmm...

Love the dog though

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

lolwutpear.jpg

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Que?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

runs over the DOG with his truck, dog is adorable

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a Lara Croft: Tomb Raider toy

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

not a disney princess?

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, that makes a lot more sense.

Add Tomb Raider to the list of things that were a corrupting influence on me.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Who says Barbie doesn't present strong female role models?

Probably not the kind of strong female role model parents had in mind but beggars can’t be choosers.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The Bears have caused me to hate football.

Ugh

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by Spartan D on Dec 18, 2011 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

It's bad.

It’s really bad.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, Depeche mode wrote a lot of music

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

go back to your nickelback, texan

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No thanks

I’ll stick with Black Flag and the Vandals

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

and you don't like Depeche mode? Same beast, really

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Blasphemous Rumours is threevex as blasphemous as Personal Jesus.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 18, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Um

NO

Same mid-80’s timeframe, and that’s would be about all.

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by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Depeche mode started out as a punk band and then they got into electronica. playing all the same clubs as the punk groups in London

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

And Johnny Rotten hung out at gay bars

Because the music was different than Zeppelin and Yes. That didn’t make the Sex Pistols disco, any more than the Pretenders were Punk.

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by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I would argue that Depeche mode were punk and got hit over the head by a synthesizer and Joy division

becoming the band they are today. I think they’re rather good. and hugely influential on pretty much everybody’s music today.

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, but nosir.

It all goes back to Gary Numan, Ultravox, and Japan, and although most people in the US are like “who?” in the UK those were best-selling artists. Most of the bands you think were influenced by Depeche Mode were actually directly influenced by those three (even American bands, ’cause crazy kids like me were pounding the import bins).

As was DM themselves, naturally.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 18, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Second rocket blasted off and left the bottom half of the rocket on the launch pad

then crashed into the ground.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

PROGRESS

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly, I believe there was a Soviet rocket of that name...

That had similar flight characteristics..

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I call my next creation "Stack O' Fuel."

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

They will write heart wrenching blues songs about it

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Better than "Stack O' Engines"

I tried that once. It did not go well.

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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Launch.

Accidentally hit the spacebar too many times, solids detach but keep pushing my upper stage to 9,000 m, where they tear off my second stage’s engine and cause the fuel tanks to explode.

CREW SURVIVES.

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by Fonce on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I blew up on the launch pad

THEY WANT $7 FOR THIS WHEN I CAN PAY $9.99 FOR XENOGEARS???? BLASPHEMY

by rook0119 on Dec 18, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Cutting moonshine with Clorox.

Also known as my cocktail of choice during the Rodriguez years.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

that seems kind of deadly

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

DO NOT buy 'shine from that man....

Besides, our experience with Rodriguez had us drinking the good stuff.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you see the 100+ people die of bad 'shine in India?

Apparently it’s pretty common over there. It’s not cause they don’t know how to brew, it’s cause they mix in all kinds of nasty toxic pollutants.

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by Old South on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:

Janky-ass orbit!

That’s about 120km at the closest point, btw.

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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

sorry to ask, but what the hell is this?

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

which site?

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

kerbalspaceprogram.com

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Kerbal Space Program, turning EDSBS into Soviet space Kommanders

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, Comrade Boatdrinks. Yes.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Vonta Leach went to ECU!

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It is a BBQ site with a football problem.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It is a BBQ and drinking site for intellectuals... with a football problem.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 18, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Launch, the sequel.

Just to see what would happen…hit the spacebar a whole bunch. Solids fly right out to sea, second stage flies left into the mountains, Ares I-like rocket tower pulls my crew away from certain death.

THEY SURVIVE AGAIN.

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by Fonce on Dec 18, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Geek Love on TLC

Hello 90% of the people I know.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

Something tells me that between Bowlsmas and Kerbal Space Program...All my vacation time might be taken up

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

we must all live the high life as best we can

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

TD MATTHEWS

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by greekpadre on Dec 18, 2011 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Alright Space Monkeys, I'm trying this Kerbal thing out.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Hmm.

The parachute deployed during launch.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Nick has new things to swear about and write in all Caps.

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 18, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

had to find something now that cuse football is gone for a while

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by Londonjoe on Dec 18, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you just go straight up?

You’ve got to have some horizontal velocity in order to orbit.

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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW

I’M SCARED TO TURN SAS OFF

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

hit caps lock

Engages precision control.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Start trading vertical for horizontal velocity at about 30,000

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Just booked a January vacation

Someplace warm, where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Aspen, bitches.

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by Spartan D on Dec 18, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

So I've made us all into Soviet Space Commandants/Engineers

Brilliant.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Well, I'm out

Gotta watch the Homeland finale

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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

*%^^$%$#())_ Norv!

You need to get fired so you can become the Cowboys’ OC!

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

hey everybody!

guess who’s drunj!

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 18, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

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