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FORWARD DOWN THE FIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELDDDDD
A CHARGING TEAM THAT WILL NOT YIEEEEEEEEEELDDDDDD
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
AND WHEN THE BLUE AND SILVER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
STAND AND CHEER THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 18, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
STAND AND CHEER AND DO THE WAVE?
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
GO HARD, WIN THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
AND WITH HONOR KEEP YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
DOWN THE FIELD AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN
A LIONS VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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I feels good to know that people remember this from 1994
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 18, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, it's still in use.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Yes
but it’s been hard to remember for the last few years.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Dec 18, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Fitz is just sick
who else could go to the HOF with a Skelton-Kolb 2 headed hydra QB
I know this topic is more dead than War Horse
ASU This is your AD talking:
More AZ republic:
“I hire lots of people,” ASU President Dr. Michael Crow said. “I engage in interviewing lots of people. I look for passion and energy and skill and intelligence and perseverance. And he has all of those things.”
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Please don't hit me, but
I actually think Graham is a pretty good coach and I’m glad he’s gone from Pitt.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
If anyone at Pitt has a brain in their head, Bradley will be the next Pitt coach.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
I wanted Bradley
and I still want him. That being said if he wasn’t good enough for Capt. Peterson last year, its not going to be this year. Bradley is going to have trouble getting any job in college for at least a couple years.
He's literally perfect for you guys.
I’m going to subscribe to the “Peterson is a moron” newsletter.
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Pederson.
Don’t go sullying the good name of Petersons.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 18, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
The twitters are saying Mario Cristobal might be in line there.
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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Dec 18, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
PROGRAM. BUILDER.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
my thoughts
if he’s waiting until after the bowls that’s cool; I guess Pitt will at least back to losing with class.
I always did like Al Golden too
if there is any coach who has an excuse to bail on a team its him
If he's not going to bail for PSU, he's not going to bail for Pitt.
Not to sound like an ass, but it’s probably true.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
PSU was interested?
IMO that would be a better choise than Mullen, if he is interested
I don't know if PSU ever expressed interest.
That said, I don’t think we’re going to get Mullen, or Golden, or anyone else of significance. Maybe Murphy, but probably not. I have no idea who it’ll be.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
I could see Golden going, considering it's his alma mater and he won't have to deal with the NCAA sledgehammer that is impending at the U.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I just don't get the vibe that he's looking to bail on Miami.
I could be wrong.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
I haven't heard anything
but if you are contacting people might as well see.
I assume he's waiting for the Penn State job.
Or who knows…maybe that contract extension is legitimate.
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Better than Chizik
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
He was at ISU when he collected his 5-19 record, though.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
Cristobal turned FIU into a bowl team...
that earns him lots of credit from me
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And he's in The U.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
Was Cristobal coaching FIU when they got into the brawl at the Orange Bowl?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
No, I don't think so.
But he has the boats n’ hoes seal of approval, what more do you need.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
I know, I know.
But it’s Pitt. It’s Tino Sunseri, for god’s sake. How much do you expect?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Those sad little poors
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
You misunderstand me, Nick.
I would never insult such a cornerstone of the ACC.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I can get sacked better than that.
I have four years of eligibility left, and Pitt has a professor in my field. Let’s do this. Sex Cannon 2.0.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Sunseri was serviceable last year
3 double digit leads turned into losses were directly related to Todd’s play calling. If Pitt was playing a better FCS team than Maine (say ND St or Indiana) they would have lost a double digit lead in that game too.
I distinctly remember making fun of Sunseri until my fingers bled in 2010.
Serviceable might be kind.
Serviceable like how Seneca Wallace is "servicable"
if coached correctly and with that sched there was no way with another year of exp under his belt that Pitt should have lost more than 4 games.
Oh you silly troll
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I get it.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I ...agree?
He’s still a dick, though.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 18, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Hilarious.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Is Todd Graham the Tom Crean of college football?
In how they both ooze douche?
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
HE HAS PASSION AND ENERGY AND INTELLIGENCE AND AND SKILL AND PERSEVERANCE
omfglol he actually said ‘perseverance’. Does my administration know what that word means?
The silver lining...
Him and the AD will be gone by this time next year
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Nothing says perseverance
like 4 jobs in 6 seasons
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#ToddGraham4Maryland
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It was fantastic."
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I think I'll have a fried SPAM sandwich with Miracle Whip for dinner.
/they see me trollin’
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
Northwestern's court appears to have been the site of the world's most voluminous red wine spill.
Possibly a beet attack.
by Erik T on Dec 18, 2011 7:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
OH MY GOD IT'S WORSE THAN OREGON
IT’S LIKE THEY GOT THE CHEAP PAINT THAT FADES AFTER YOU FIRST PUT IT DOWN
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Paint, dye
Tomato, Tomahto
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Also
Why is a high school game on BTN?
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
It feels so weird to say this, but Boise State's is actually really cool.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
Welp, looks like the Mavs preseason game is blacked out.
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 7:43 PM EST reply actions
I love your new profile pic, that guy is so fucking creepy.
I mean, I get that he’s blind, but it doesn’t make it not creepy.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Thats the new wiki "Giveusmoniesplz" picture right?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
He's better than 18,000 edits girl.
And probably gets way more action.
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by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Despite what this map says, the next person you meet in South Carolina who avidly follows the Bobcats will be the first

Sposed to be SEC
lol.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
In all my time in PA, I've never met a single person that gives a single shit about the 76'ers.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
EVERY TIME THE CAVS AND BOBCATS PLAY THE VIOLENCE QUADRUPLES ON THE WEST VIRGINIA-VIRGINIA BORDER
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Dec 18, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Except as I pointed out below, Virginia is mostly Wizards fans
if anybody here gives a shit about the NBA
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Raptors?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
The Clippers do not exist, which seems about right.
Even though they have a fun team this year.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Nah they're there
Look under the L for Lakers.
Proportions seem about right for that one.
Sposed to be SEC
I'm sure thousands die every year in that part of Nebraska where Thunder/Nuggets/and T-Wolves fans converge.
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
"/and"
IDONTWANTTOLIVEONTHISWORLDANYMORE.jpg
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, it's a pretty piss-poor attempt if this is actually an NBA production.
I’m sure the Jazz-Nuggets-Blazers triple point is exactly determined by state lines like that.
The real thing would have smatterings of the Bulls, Lakers and Celtics all over the place, and a giant UK symbol across Kentucky
Not our fault we’re better than the 3 teams we supposedly divide between, combined.
Sposed to be SEC
The entire south besides florida and texas needs to be LOLNO
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Virginia is Wizards territory
unfortunately
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
The next person you meet in Nebraska or Kansas who cares about pro basketball will be the first.
by Narrow Right on Dec 18, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
The other NBA map.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
This one?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
YAAAAY!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Whatevs. I can tell by the other map that you're crushed by your love of, umm, the Oklahoma City Thunder?
Sposed to be SEC
I think I'm actually supposed to be a Grizzlies fan.
/shrugs
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
A fan of Ditka would say that
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Qua?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ditka was a pussy. like the Grizzlies!
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
If I like the NBA, but hate mayo......do I still die?
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Do not ask for mercy from those who have none.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 18, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Mercy is for God, you will find none in this office
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, I need you to be the new Ambassador to the Hammondbeast.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
If this leads to the B1G championship game being played outdoors in Chicago or something, I'm in favor of this.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Our world shall be a world of mustard.
The flavorless white condiments shall find no purchase.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmm.... Mustard
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
That's just pre-mustard
I think you’ll be fine
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YAIS.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
The two arent mutually exclusive
The union of stone ground dijon and mayo bless all sandwiches I make
Why would you ruin your sandwich and dijon with mayo
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by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A blessing and a curse.
The mayo is the curse.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I like mayo, but hate the NBA
Like Stalin and Churchill we must begrudgingly unite to battle a great foe, but must immediately commence a long drawn out conflict with no direct combat until one of us is broke.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Crap.
I’m already broke to begin with.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Fighting with experience!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Good thing that $350k partnership is right around the corner!
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
you're so funny
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lulz.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I hear Rudy has a great investment opportunity and he wants you in on the ground level with him..
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I've got all my money with Lenny Dykstra
I’m not giving it to some wacko.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Do you have potatoes and massive hordes of expendable workers?
Then you, too, can fight and win a war for communist ideals!
They ask for mercy, but they are women.
There can be no mercy for treason.
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I'll happily commit the armies of The North to your cause
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And lo, ye shall know us by our flannel shirts
The great hordes of the Northwest will no stand for this midwest hegemony
Psh, you specifically relinquished your citizenship
And if there’s any doubt, you simply need to say the name of the state you live in.
I feel like clarity is lacking.
In the death-to-NBA civil war, to which I believe The North has committed its forces, we have converted Seattle to our cause. Vancouver too.
Hah
Seattle wants a team back. Preferably accompanied by the heads of David Stern and Clay Bennett on pikes
They have the SOunders. What else could they want?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
also, they see the Blazers
and who would want THAT?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Two out of three ain't bad, right?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
When did I hire Erik to the emissary of the North?
You’re doing a fine job there Mr. T
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
that's called Canada. and they're too polite to wave
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Are you kidding?
They love the Rangers.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Knicks are definitely a bigger deal
As soon as you hit the Rockies or the MDL, NHL just drops off the map
No shit
But they care a LOT about the fucking Rangers dude. Almost equally to the Knicks.
Hierarchy:
Yankees
Knicks
Giants
Rangers
Mets
Jets
Nets
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Everything
Rutgers
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
The Devils and Islanders are asking if they can play too
NO, NO YOU CAN’T
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by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've never met a Devils fan in NYC proper
There are a good amount of them in NJ. Surprisingly, their most solid fanbase is located down by Brick and Monmouth County.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone I knew from Jersey was Rangers fans
No one gives a shit about the Devils
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's because the Devils killed hockey.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
SO SAY WE ALL.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Nodding.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
As I said
Comingle with people from farther south and in the northwest part of the state. That’s where the fans are.Sussex County and Monmouth are hotbeds. People in Essex and Hudson counties are more Rangers, with some Rangers.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I really don't see it. I think the Jets have moved above the Rangers, at the least.
And in general, I don’t notice much hockey love – but maybe I was just spoiled before.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Jets, Mets, Nets are all second class citizens due to being "new" teams
Jets only have a brief surge in popularity due to winning. But with them blowing the Rangers are WAY more important right now.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
- whoever’s winning.
-The Jets.
-The Dodgers.
-The Mets
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
False
The Yankees will always be #1 even when they’re not winning.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
fair point.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hell, this last decade proved the same thing with the Knicks too
Those two teams will ALWAYS be talked about no matter what.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
I really just find it funny that Mets fans of a certain generation tend to be more dodgers fans than anything else
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's kind of sad, in a way
The Mets really do not belong and they only get fans from the ethnic communities in Queens that they do work with.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
and Jets fans
but are those really people?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I can see them
Unlike Rutgers fans.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Not so much.
They love the Rangers Rutgers.
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by Tremendous on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least the first 95% of gametime matters.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There is a fifth column, scattered through the South,
waiting to rise up in support of The Emperor of the North
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The NHL: Kind of like the Portland Timbers only played by real men instead of effete, tea sipping nancyboys.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yes. I would love to play a sport where I only had to moved thirty seconds at a time.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Also
not fixed.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
I mean,it's been ages since a Canadian team won a cup
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Could I interest you in a game of Calciolpoly?
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
He wasn't brazen yet
DGIAF anymore
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Probably not
but Tim Donaghy was messing with his plans.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
At this point Tim Donaghy is the only person associated with the NBA who I respect.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I mean, if I had that job, I'd have to come up with ways to entertain myself too.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
The hardwood floor is probably flammable
At least I think it is. What I’m getting at is that you could find out if that was your job.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The Kings got fucked harder than Clemson in a dirty back room with 25 Hells Angels and a quarter pound of speed.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And dictated by Hunter S. Thompson
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
In the NHL it's the assistant coaches and coaches' wives that are running the gambling rings not the referees
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It has a way of making you take stock in what's important
Mango has found that clarity
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
EXHIBIT A: You find baseball enjoyable
Whereas my eyes melt like that guy from Indiana Jones out of boredom if I watch for longer than 5 minutes
I find baseball enjoyable when there's nothing else on
I’m very competitive at my heart and need to live vicariously through people I’ve never met.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, getting used to watching sports takes patience.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
He's not an athlete, he's a baseball player
/Kruk’d
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
STILL love that line....
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Baseball is only enjoyable when there are actually stakes
This is why no one but sadists give a fuck until August
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I am no sadist, sir!
/hides masochists’ club ID card
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Unless you're the Braves
and you stop giving a fuck in August.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/weeps
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I...but...
/nathanfillion.gif
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
So not only are you wrong about this, but you have no taste for the minutiae of siege strategy
It cannot be this easy, can it, my Emperor?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You're a math person
Your love of baseball is clouded by your love of numbers.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I loved baseball before I ever loved math
but the two, they make such sweet music together
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They have support groups for your type.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Many of you are missing an important aspect of baseball
It’s played EVERY DAY. That means, if you so desire, you have a legitimate reason to drink EVERY DAY
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You need a reason?
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
you aren't dead inside?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They're already dead

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
It's not murder if it's a pirates fan
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...

/Indians’ fan
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But you can drink while you play softball,
so exercise and drinks!
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
My love for numbers is clouded by my love for baseball
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Throw the plague bodies over the wall, Lew
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
By their flannel shirts....
and their unintelligible mumbling into the microphone.
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
You think the white supremacists that populate the Cascades are fighting for the NBA
You must be out your damned mind
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 18, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd for proper removal of "of"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 18, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
they are cursed?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, given where you're from
That’s gotta be at least 50% of the population. But at least 75% of the people I know in Portland care a LOT about the blazers.
They'll be more than happy to shoot anyone you want.....
Just tell ‘em it’s BATF coming.
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Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Or the United Nations
Grant county in SE Oregon has a provision allowing for armed insurrection if the UN shows up, from what I recall
...that empty third of Montana bothers me.
It’s like where the NBA does secret testing of some sort.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
That's where the Militia training camps are
David Stern knows he’s not welcome there
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's where they play games
that start with 2 minutes on the clock and the teams tied at 90. The results are exactly the same, but the NBA doesn’t want anyone to find out.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
WPP hideaway for Donaghy
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Where's the mess of people in Kansas City who still follow the Kings?
No, really.
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I think the last NBA game I went to was a King's game in KC
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be more interested in the NBA in a couple years when I can root for a team made up entirely of former UK players
But then I’ll stop watching a couple years after that, because the entire NBA will be only Kentucky players and I’ll return to not knowing who to root for
Sposed to be SEC
We appear to be working on it in Detroit.
Tayshaun Prince is back, and Brandon Knight will likely see a lot of playing time.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Last year, it seemed that Detroit was trying to go all Uconn.
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, right, there's also that.
Hamilton is gone, but Gordon and Villanueva are still there.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Ben Gordon.....sigh.....
He got really rich by being really selfish. Now, no one wants him on account of his selfishness and, even if they did, his contract is too big to take on.
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think you can really call them "former Kentucky players"
when they only bothered taking 12 hours of classes.
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I was just kidding by the way, I'm going to have an fried egg sandwich.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
An fried egg, yes. English motherfucker, etc.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
YOU'RE EATING A BABY BIRD
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godamn thats the 6th time I've seen that run NBC
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Title.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
So much happy.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 18, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
right? right?
but norv turner makes baby Jesus cry
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dammit, I can't be agreeing with you
what is wrong?!?!?!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Whooof, the Browns, they are not good
but neither are the Panthers
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Panthers are not that bad
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
it's not a good defense. Is it good with all the injured guys back? Probably not good enough.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, no they are not.
I called it when they went up 10-0 that they’d manage to shit that game away.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
can't ever root for Lazerface
I kind of have a soft spot for the ravens b/c I live here and Ravens-Steelers is the closest cure to NFLaids known to man.
I tolerate the Ravens for Michigan recruiting convenience.
Anything that helps Greg Mattison tell recruits “I coached Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, Terrell Suggs, and Haloti Ngata. You could be next.” is acceptable.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Always and forever
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Also a few years back
Ravens-Steelers played a meaningless game 16. Ravens were locked into a wild card seed and the steelers were out. Both teams played their starters the whole game and in OT in one of the more violent Raven-Steeler games that I ever saw. Arguably it was the best game of the year.
When Billick was asked why he kept his starters in he replied “You can’t cheat the fans”. This was the most non-NFLaidsy quote I ever heard from someone and I respected him after that.
from the most nflaidsy of nfl aids inflicted coaches not named Chan
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He was crusified for doing that
because the ravens lost the wild card game.
That was more because Boller is better at throwing the ball backwards than forwards
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i forget who was QBing then
I think it was Grbac. it was the year Jamal Lewis got 2000 yards
Tennessee really puts out a lot of good felon RBs
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
The best part of that
By the Ravens winning, it meant the Steelers ended up drafting ahead of Buffalo that year…and picked Roethlisberger. Thanks, Billick!
I mean, let's be real here, Buffalo would have fucked it up anyway
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damn Anderson Cooper doesn't give a fuck
sharks swim right by the camera he’s talking into scuba diving.
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My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I don't see enough tebow there
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Ah jeez, CBS just replaced felating Tebow with felating Tawmmy....
Speaking of… Alex Flanagan can be the sideline reporter for all my CFB games.
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Is this a real thing or a joke?
I thought it was a joke.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Oh G~d, it isn't a joke.
Quite frankly, I’m not sure if I want to live on this planet anymore. I either really do or really don’t but haven’t decided yet.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
GIving a whole new meaning to the phrase "hung over."
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I ain't touching that....
with a 10 inch pole
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Yes, bartender I'd like a Rum and Cock...
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so who's watching the Chargers? MEEEEEEEEE!
/looksaround
//putshanddown
///cries
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
no it's that chick still singing...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I'm flipping between that and Return of the Jedi on Spike.
I’d watch Jedi if there weren’t 10-minute commercial breaks.
I am....
Phillip Rivers VS Ray Lewis is must see
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Did Cris Collinsworth always sound like John Wayne announcing?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Nah, he's worked hard on that affection over the years...
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
he's from Kentucky, right?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He went to Florida
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
According to wikipedia
born in ohio grew up in florida
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Huh, maybe he lives in KY. I'm pretty sure his kid went to HS in Kentucky when we were recruiting him
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You're right
Northern Kentucky is a suburb of Cincinnati. He played for the Bengals for a long time and did commentary for them too.
Sposed to be SEC
I basically see Chris Collinsworth as Wooderson (from Dazed and Confused) if Wooderson had athletic talent.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Finally back from the airport
which, thanks to Delta’s usual baggage handling, pretty much resulted in me feeling like I was stuck in the world’s slowest NASCAR race for about 45 minutes.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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I'm looking forward to my adventures on the People's Democratic Airline at Christmas.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
only a matter of time until they all go out of business
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Good riddance.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
epic mardis gras trip cosigns
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I think you mean tip-off. FUCK BAYLOR
/shows self out
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
... womyn's bouncyball?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, Baylor has Griner.
So it’s man and womens basketball.
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll rec for truth
But your time is coming UConn
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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
#teammeteor
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Don't blame me for you rooting for Satan, sir.
You’re responsible for your wrong life choices.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
and y'all are responsible for ending the rivalry.
Bitch mentality?
Bitch mentality.
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 18, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Pre-game intros are one of the things that made me really respect Greg Jennings
He refused to introduce himself as from Western Michigan until he got his degree because he felt he hadn’t earned the right. He got his degree in the offseason this year and now says “from Western Michigan”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ray Rice: BIG EAST SPEED
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Vonta Leach: CUSA BLOCKING SKILLS
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Flacco: CAA POWER
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Ray Lewis: ACC LAWYAS
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how he lasted to the 3rd round is beyond me
He pretty much did for Rutgers what RG3 did for Baylor. He was that good.
Oh I forgot. Not prototypical size.
It's not that he's small, it's that he's fucking tiny, and he ran slower than expected at the combine IIRC
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He's like 5'5"
And not fast.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
HEY ME TOO
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
How am I not in the NFL too?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Are you 215 lbs with very little body fat?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
No and no.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
It's that I'm white, isn't it?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Mostly that you're slow and unathletic
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah, that doesn't help.
I was like the fifth best player on my high school golf team!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
theres always gymnastics for you
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Bela Karolyi?
Noooooo thank you.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Or Nadia Comaneci.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
When it comes to white mustaches, my heart belongs to one man:

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
women's gymnastics
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'LL TELL YA WHAT JAWS
THAT MANGO STASI FELLA MAY ONLY BE 5’5" AND WOULD LOSE IN A 50 YARD FOOTRACE TO TERRENCE CODY EVEN IF YOU SPOTTED HIM THE FIRST 40 YARDS BUT HE MAKES UP FOR IT IN OTHER WAYS. HE MAKES COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET. SOME OF THESE COMMENTS ARE AMUSING, OTHERS ARE INSIGHTFUL AND HE EXCELS AT MAKING REFERENCES TO LOTS OF THINGS LIKE BOOKS AND CHEESE AND OFTEN EMPLOYS MEMES LIKE THIS ONE. THIS IS WHY I CALL HIM “THE MEME MASTER.”
HE ALSO MAKES GOOD COCKTAILS, HAS NICE TEETH AND PLAYS THE GUITAR. THIS IS AN UNCONVENTIONAL SET OF SKILLS FOR FOOTBALL BUT MIGHT GET THE ATTENTION OF THE FEMALE GENDER IF HE’D JUST BRUSH HIS FUCKING HAIR AND STOP CURSING LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR.
THESE FLAWS MAKE HIM A LONG TERM PROJECT BUT I STILL THINK MANGO STASI HAS ENOUGH UPSIDE AND INTANGIBLES TO SUCCEED IN THE NATIONAL.FOOTBALL.LEAGUE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
...
/drafted by the raiders in the first round
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
No, there are only two qualifications for that.
Speed and SPEED.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
If you were in Oakland you'd be running like hell too.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
From the cops probably.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately, it's Carrie Fisher.
LOL U SCREWED GALAXY.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
/Leia gets drunk while the second Death Star wrecks the Rebel fleet
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 18, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
soo......
http://youtu.be/VXcb7VPw59s?t=1m43s
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/clicks back button as quickly as he can
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 18, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
GAH.
NONONONONONO.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
with sledgehammer attached
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So Flacco transfered from Pittsburgh because of Palko?
That’s funny
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Isn't it ironic?
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
The year they competed I think Flacco was better in training camp
but Palko got the nod because he was a top recruit. In the end I think Palko had the better college career. Plus Palko was much more likable.
Palko more likable?
Is such a thing even possible?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Chargers' anus appears to be well prepared.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Damn. That white man has teh moves
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WEDDLE
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Ravens get their kickers from Boise State and Alabama
/self-troll
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
All the derp?
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Do you have to miss it by at least 10' to get those gigs?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
THE Boilermakers. As if we're going to confuse them with another set of Boilermakers.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Maybe they stole the THE when they beat Ohio State.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
This must be done.
A giant, silver-plated “The” trophy that is passed down from team to team.
Whomever next beats Purdue will become The (insert school).
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
Shit.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Suddenly, the Motor City Bowl has exponentially increased in importance.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I would have remembered him
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Things I've seen in Baltimore.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I'm sensing a pattern here Mr. Petrilli
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
TOLBERT TD
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Tolbert is awesome.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
So, finally got around to watch Luck
It’s very well acted and seems to have potential, but damn if that isn’t the least attractive cast HBO has ever had.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I thought the trainer jockey chick was pretty good looking
Though COMPLETELY canceled out by the fucking degenerate gamblers.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
The assistant to the guy that wants to buy the race track is good looking to, and I'm sure ladies like the Jockey but the rest of them are ugly as sin
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He's canceled out by fatass guard
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
What game
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
BHawks-Flames
long, dragged out affair that the Hawks’ Bickell lost
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Sorry, after reading the NYT piece and watching the accompanying video on Derek Boogaard
My opinion of hockey fights has gone from “they’re an archaic practice that should be left behind if hockey is going to have mass appeal” to “they’re completely abhorrent and anyone who agrees otherwise is a neanderthal that needs to grow up or get left behind.”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sir, there appears to be an army of angry MMA fans at your door.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Give them a week and they might even figure out how to turn the doorknob.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I beg to differ.
For you see, the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lay low and assume odd jobs under the name of Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I’ve said too much.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the grantland article that followed it was pretty good
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
BUT HOW ELSE DO WE PROTECT THE GRETZKY?
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
By fining and suspending players who break the rules, like, you know, every other sport
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hockey seems to have more straight up "i'm going to actually hurt you" than even football
You don’t see “enforcers” in other sports, let alone the “you injured my guy, so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you” stuff you get in hockey.
Tony Twist was a badass and I will not hear otherwise.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
also they're moving at around 30 miles an hour... supposedly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I saw that number and had trouble believing it. that makes more sense
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I dunno, 30 mph seems plausible to me at the top end.
Top sprinters can hit 25+ mph easily (average speed for a 20-second 200m dash is 22.5 mph, and that’s including the cold start). I can believe that they top out at higher speeds than that on skates, if they’re skating end-to-end.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Here's the thing, having "enforcers" is a self fulfilling prophesy
By giving a roster spot to a guy whose only role is to fuck with the other team, you force the other team to have one too.
Ban fighting in all levels of youth hockey and you’ll find it ceases to exist in the NHL too. Stop letting thugs like Matt Cooke on the ice and you won’t need someone to go punch him in the face.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
my dad stopped watching hockey because of fighting and the zone trap
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Essentially this.
I usually sense a correlation between anger over helmet-to-helmet fines and education on my Facebook feed too.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
you'd never heard of it before?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well it is an orbit......

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
:x

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Your ellipse is quite eccentric, sirrah
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They are also stuck there in that orbit forever.
I separated to early.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Just can't seem to get orbiting down
though I did manage to get a ship lost in space today.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Finally got the separation stuff right today
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Your trireme has been lost at sea
because it didn’t end its turn close enough to land
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 18, 2011 8:57 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 8:57 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
See the blue streak on his jersey?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU YOU FINNISH SOB!!!!
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Last one

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Joe Flacco is as mobile as any QB playing right now"
WHAT
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I love people with hours of coverage to fill. They lie lots
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Mobility = ability to mobe
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
In that context Ben Roethlisburger is one of the most mobile QBs in the league as well.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
So my astronauts are doomed to circle the planet forever becasue imma drunk who hit space too early.
Furk.
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Chalk up some more Lost Cosmonauts
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
The Soviet Space Program, everyone.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Soviet Russia: The original hivemind!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Launch another ship with beer so they are at least happy.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO FOR THE LAUNCH OF THE VODKA I, COMRADE
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Whiskey and Johnny Cash 8-track cartridges.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
You probably used a Commodore 64 for you computer, didn't you?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
No.....
We had Vista.
We just threw it in there.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
YOU CORRUPT THE SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLIC'S BRAVEST, MOST QUALIFIED, MOST IRON WILLED COSMONAUTS WITH THE DECADENT KULAK ANTHEMS OF IVAN THE CAPITALIST CURRENCY BALLADEER?
YOU SHALL BE PURGED
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Cool.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
/awards RjTheMetalhead the Order of Lenin medal for contributions to the Soviet Space Program.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
COMRADES, this loss shall forever stay in our peoples spirit! We must always move forward comrades! To the stars!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
What game is this?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Kerbal Space Program
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
/downloads
Well there goes the rest of my week.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty much.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck'em
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 18, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
NO ONE ASKED YOU
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
That's what I'm doing too
At least I don’t have to work this week- it’ll be fun to play in airports, too
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I had to watch the Jets make a mess of a football field. Was the NE/DEN game entertaining?
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
Cuz we care.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We're special
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
excellent. We might be spared some slobber this week.
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Fucking Natty Lite in teh fridge from the party last night... DO NOT WANT
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Moonshiners on Discovery channel
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Did Tebow ride to the game on a donkey?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Damnit, I was trying to not remember that image.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Don't bet on chargers. They will fuck you over somehow
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as a chargers fan, i'm used to this
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
yes
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I've got pics
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Norv Turner
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Accuweather forecast is for 7.3" of snow
Dodge City has blizzard warning (until Tue noon) and 12" forecast.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions
It is going to be in the 60s tomorrow. I am not complaining.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I went Christmas tree hunting with friends; There was no snow, COLD AS HELL TODAY though
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
60 something here.
Window was open most of the day.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Thats cold.
I dont like cold.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Tues night is 10F and 15 mph gusts with steady 9 mph wind ... that's cold.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Are you in the NY area?
We had almost 60F today.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Lake George area, Upstate, NY
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Are there lampreys in the lake
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
They're mostly a Great Lakes problem
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The lampreys in the Great Lakes are actually native to some lakes up in NY and Vermnt.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
They're awful vile creatures that look like condoms with teeth and must be eradicated
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yes.
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Does it stay cold in that area?
Central Plains will get cold then warm up again. Never seen it stay below 20F for an entire week.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Depends, if we get a brutal Canadian cold front it can last up to a week or two
This is definitely the coldest so far this year
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How warm is it in the summer?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
we run the gamut of 70's to 80's most of the time, with a couple weeks of 90's thrown in now and then
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Sounds pretty nice actually.
Got a buddy up near Rochester who wants to me to come up there for a while.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
He is also a Syracuse fan.
And a bit of an asshole at times.
This makes him a double asshole right?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
do you have bread, milk and alcohol?
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I'm 1/2 mile from the store and have boots, food is not a problem.
Already planning on making potato soup.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'll trade you alcohol for snow.
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Unfortunately one of those ships much better than the other.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh I hate snow.
You are starting to get old when snow is more of a pain in the ass than it’s worth.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
"We will never forget them this morning as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the face of God."
Rj Space Program USSR Fallen Comrades: I drink for you tonight.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Head slap? What kind of foul is that?
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It means quite literally, the lineman slapped another lineman upside the head
It’s been outlawed for long time, you don’t see it much anymore
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Well, my first rocket went directly backwards and into the ground.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions
ACS space program similar to KU football?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Haha
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Dude its hard.
Its taken me 3 days to do that derptastic orbit
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Kerbal Space Program
The latest freeware time suck
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah scrolled up and saw a screen shot from Shift-A ing the thread.
Looks like my kind of thing (Anyone here play Orbiter 2010 at all)?
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 18, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Gates?? They do have some offense then
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Randy McMicheal went to Ball So Soft University
actually he went to Georgia
Played like 30 minutes of Skyrim in the past 2 weeks.
I’ve had other shit to do.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Also have not went fishing in the past 2 weeks.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
You were too busy launching astronauts to cold death of space
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Only been playing that every now and then the past 3 days.
It pisses me off sometimes I just have to close it.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
This moonshiner show is entertaining.
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Is it a how to show?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Virginia
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
That dominatrix outfit is a bit. ummmm...
Love the dog though
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Que?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Cute kid in a Chevy truck playing with his toy truck, runs over the truck, drives truck home to dominatrix Barbie it looks like
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runs over the DOG with his truck, dog is adorable
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not a disney princess?
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Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
Add Tomb Raider to the list of things that were a corrupting influence on me.
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that makes more sense! I haven't kept a close eye on Barbie, but S/M didn't seem her style
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Oh.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Who says Barbie doesn't present strong female role models?
Probably not the kind of strong female role model parents had in mind but beggars can’t be choosers.
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The Bears have caused me to hate football.
Ugh
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It's bad.
It’s really bad.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Man, Depeche mode wrote a lot of music
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And all of it sucked
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by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
go back to your nickelback, texan
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No thanks
I’ll stick with Black Flag and the Vandals
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by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
and you don't like Depeche mode? Same beast, really
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I will say Personal Jesus sounds a lot more blasphemous when Depeche Mode does it than when Cash does it
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Blasphemous Rumours is threevex as blasphemous as Personal Jesus.
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Um
NO
Same mid-80’s timeframe, and that’s would be about all.
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by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Depeche mode started out as a punk band and then they got into electronica. playing all the same clubs as the punk groups in London
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And Johnny Rotten hung out at gay bars
Because the music was different than Zeppelin and Yes. That didn’t make the Sex Pistols disco, any more than the Pretenders were Punk.
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by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
I would argue that Depeche mode were punk and got hit over the head by a synthesizer and Joy division
becoming the band they are today. I think they’re rather good. and hugely influential on pretty much everybody’s music today.
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Sorry, but nosir.
It all goes back to Gary Numan, Ultravox, and Japan, and although most people in the US are like “who?” in the UK those were best-selling artists. Most of the bands you think were influenced by Depeche Mode were actually directly influenced by those three (even American bands, ’cause crazy kids like me were pounding the import bins).
As was DM themselves, naturally.
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Second rocket blasted off and left the bottom half of the rocket on the launch pad
then crashed into the ground.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:25 PM EST reply actions
Exactly, I believe there was a Soviet rocket of that name...
That had similar flight characteristics..
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I call my next creation "Stack O' Fuel."
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
They will write heart wrenching blues songs about it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Better than "Stack O' Engines"
I tried that once. It did not go well.
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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Launch.
Accidentally hit the spacebar too many times, solids detach but keep pushing my upper stage to 9,000 m, where they tear off my second stage’s engine and cause the fuel tanks to explode.
CREW SURVIVES.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
I blew up on the launch pad
THEY WANT $7 FOR THIS WHEN I CAN PAY $9.99 FOR XENOGEARS???? BLASPHEMY
Cutting moonshine with Clorox.
Also known as my cocktail of choice during the Rodriguez years.
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that seems kind of deadly
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DO NOT buy 'shine from that man....
Besides, our experience with Rodriguez had us drinking the good stuff.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 18, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Did you see the 100+ people die of bad 'shine in India?
Apparently it’s pretty common over there. It’s not cause they don’t know how to brew, it’s cause they mix in all kinds of nasty toxic pollutants.
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How many meters up do you have to go to be in orbit?
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The atmosphere ends at about 35km, I think.
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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I only made it 100,000 meters
Didn’t achieve orbit.
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Janky-ass orbit!

That’s about 120km at the closest point, btw.
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sorry to ask, but what the hell is this?
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which site?
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Kerbal Space Program, turning EDSBS into Soviet space Kommanders
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Yes, Comrade Boatdrinks. Yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Another reminder of why this is the best college football site around.
Wait, this IS still a site about college football, right?
by Narrow Right on Dec 18, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
All these football related photoshops on my harddrive say yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
yes, I saw a SU grad on the field for the Chargers - I am staying in touch with the alums
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Yes. Vonta Leach went to ECU!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
It is a BBQ site with a football problem.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 18, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
It is a BBQ and drinking site for intellectuals... with a football problem.
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Launch, the sequel.
Just to see what would happen…hit the spacebar a whole bunch. Solids fly right out to sea, second stage flies left into the mountains, Ares I-like rocket tower pulls my crew away from certain death.
THEY SURVIVE AGAIN.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
First attempt. Successsful launch, staging, up to about 6km before I got tired of this rocket and wanted a symmetrical one.
Must figure out map and shit.
Obviously I made the right call not becoming an engineer.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions
I went to Chem Eng when my bridges fell down and planes fell out of sky on paper in freshman year
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Your judgement obviously trumps many who complete law school
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by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Kerbal First-year Associate Program?
/respond to one trillion requests for production by too late you needed to finish before the sentence ended
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"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
What if we moved to another thread?

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by SpartanGator on Dec 18, 2011 9:36 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Someone make it
I have Kerbal questions to ask
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Something tells me that between Bowlsmas and Kerbal Space Program...All my vacation time might be taken up
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TD MATTHEWS
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Alright Space Monkeys, I'm trying this Kerbal thing out.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Hmm.
The parachute deployed during launch.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 18, 2011 9:40 PM EST reply actions
OH GOD MY KERBALS WENT OUT OF ORBIT
OH SWEET OTHER OF GOD!
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And they fell back down
WHAT THE FUCK?
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Nick has new things to swear about and write in all Caps.
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had to find something now that cuse football is gone for a while
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Did you just go straight up?
You’ve got to have some horizontal velocity in order to orbit.
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by The Missing T on Dec 18, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
HOW
I’M SCARED TO TURN SAS OFF
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
hit caps lock
Engages precision control.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
How do I tell if its on?
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
I have a light on my keyboard that tells me if caps lock is on :p
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Start trading vertical for horizontal velocity at about 30,000
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 18, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
How do I do it without, you know, pointing back towards Earth
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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 18, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Just booked a January vacation
Someplace warm, where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Aspen, bitches.
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by Spartan D on Dec 18, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So I've made us all into Soviet Space Commandants/Engineers
Brilliant.
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Well, I'm out
Gotta watch the Homeland finale
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LAUNCH!
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*%^^$%$#())_ Norv!
You need to get fired so you can become the Cowboys’ OC!
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by Burrito Electrico on Dec 18, 2011 10:29 PM EST reply actions
hey everybody!
guess who’s drunj!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
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