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Once UWW wins, may Montana turn things around. Because Montana!

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It appears nobody moved, yet...

so, let me say: FUCK MUC!

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Big FG attempt for UWW here.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 16, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Not so much.

They’re in different conferences, so they don’t play too often.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, no-

haven’t been in conference with them for like 25 years.

However, my parents, brother, and an aunt and uncle all went to John Carroll, which is in conference with MUC, and have lost to them a gorillion times

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

What did stubob do now

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

STOP

Just go back to the other thread.

Don’t let it pollute this one too.

by Erik T on Dec 16, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/takes advice

ooooh.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Just heard that Emo's is closing.

Ah, the memories. Sons of Hercules, Johnny Cash, Fishbone, The Red Aunts, Man or Astroman, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Flametrick Subs, many SXSW showcases (when you could still bar hop w/o needing a badge), Exene Cervenka. Glad I got to experience that place.

by bevonyc on Dec 16, 2011 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Yep.

Line up for tonight: The Fuckemo’s open for Man or Astroman.
Sunday: Agony Column.
unfortunately, I dont get down to Austin until Monday.

by bevonyc on Dec 16, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Im going in for SXSWi

Loss of that venue will cramp things for people I imagine

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been to a couple SXSWi as a spectator. Lots of fun stuff.

It’s amazing to see how the whole SXSW thing just blew up. That is one of the best few weeks to be in Austin outside of football season.

by bevonyc on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

holy fuckballs,

my head hurts watching you people sometimes. So what…other than Petrino…are we discussing tonite?

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

I agree. Fuckballs is unacceptable.

This is a family site.

A very, very dysfunctional family with substance abuse issues, but still…

by Counter Trap on Dec 16, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuckballs is a serious medical condition and should not be made fun of.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Cured by entering into marriage.

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Take my wife, please!

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE

THAT’S RIGHT, WE’LL FUCK HER!

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 16, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

And a Robin Williams rec for you

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Boobs?

I mean, we aren’t at the moment, but it’s always a popular topic.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Dec 16, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

no one likes those

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

no boobs?

ass?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

totally allowed.

i’m more particular about asses.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

...

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Dec 16, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The new "Preparation H Totables" commercial?

Because I cannot stop laughing.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Two meh football games.

Better Petrino than Paterno I suppose.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like that Arky coach,

I don’t play vidya games, and I like boobs.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

furk.

reply fail.

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

And you're bad at replying.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Dec 16, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm drinkning,

and yeah, bad at replying.

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

At least someone's scored a touchdown!

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yawn...

BCS STUFF THAT IRRITATES THE REST OF THE COUNTRY NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, PAWWWWL.

by Counter Trap on Dec 16, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tyrann Mathieu is a honey badger

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...

yall are all talking about what we do on EDSBS every day.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Spencer hates cheese

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a good thing he's so awesome in all other respects.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm still watching Up.

It’s about to get to the good part.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Explain to me why Wisconsin-Whitewater is better suited to play in 40 degrees and rain than Mount Union

Isn’t 40 degrees and raining pretty much 80% of Ohio’s weather?

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Only 75%

And the nice part is August/September/October

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

So since we're on movies

What’s everyone hyped to see next year?

Lincoln and Django for me.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

That too

Though if Bane REALLY IS unintelligible it will be a huge issue.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Some higher quality version of the trailer have been leaked. He's not completely illegible in them, but it's still difficult

I’ve heard people hypothesize that because the trailers were only released in IMAX that something gets lost in the conversion

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This, this and only this.

Avengers may be interesting, but it’s all about the Nolan.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Dec 16, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

War Horse.

/is such a girl
//gonna be very dusty in the theater

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

What did you think of Luck?

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Still haven't watched.

Might tackle it after Up.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Be forewarned

You’re really, really, really, REALLY going to hate a part of it

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw Barbaro break his leg, live and in person.

I can deal.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

Though this is way more graphic than that was.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll let you know my opinion after I watch it.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Avengers

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

apparently they are making an Alien Prequel

i would be excited if not for the last 2 dumpster fires

by rook0119 on Dec 16, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I loathe the Daniel Craig Bonds

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

PitS

Why do you hate good things?

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I just find them really bland and boring

I also happened to be drunk when I saw Quantum and under a 101 fever when I saw Casino. But I’ve seen Quantum again and still hated it

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Bland, and boring?

Question, did you see Bond movies Post-Connery to Die Another Day?

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I have to admit

I’ve never been a huge Bond fan. Ever. I know I’ll catch grief for this but I just have never been able to get into them. That being said, I recognize it’s one of the most successful franchises of all time so they did something right. Just not for me.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

All just a personal taste thing

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a Communist.

I’m not even joking about this.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I will admit

Goldeneye 64 is hands down one of the greatest games ever.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I owned as Oddjob.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No

No one gets to be Oddjob.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone owned as Oddjob

Because he was a cheap as hell character

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have you ever watched the Goldeneye movie after playing the game

The game tracks the movie so well that, (especially if you’re drunk) you find yourself saying “I’m way better at this scene that Pierce Brosnan”

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Atheist un-Merkan commahnist

Possibly not a fan of option offense even.

by Counter Trap on Dec 16, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

There were some good Roger Moore ones, and Goldeneye and that's about it.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I liked the Roger Moore ones

Sure, it got to ridiculous plot points, but it was done in a way that was self-deprecating enough to be enjoyable

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 16, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Which pissed me off as a Bond fan

Because it put a mark on the series it hasn’t gotten rid of since.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Quantum was not good.

Casino Royale was the best Bond ever, edging out Goldfinger.

by Counter Trap on Dec 16, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

WOAH LET'S CALM DOWN THERE

And Quantum was passable, if just a gigantic set up for Bond 23

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

No... as someone who grew up with the Bond flicks

and owns them all, I’d have to agree. From a complete story-telling and movie-making standpoint, Casino Royale was the best.

That said, Connery (and even Moore) had certain charms that Craig sort of lacks, so their movies were “better” in a different way.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think Goldfinger edges out Casino

If only because Casino had way, WAY too long of a denouement. The fake climax was weird and gave it too much of a hitch for me.

Though I guess Goldfinger did the same thing, I don’t think it was as obtrusive.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This

And I agree with the above statement that Connery had a class and Moore had a loveable schtick that Craig doesn’t have

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 16, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, it's okay. James Bond isn't a Norse god.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I was so confused at first by that typo

I thought you meant Alba, like Jessica Alba, not Idris Elba. Who would be…awesome. So freaking awesome.

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by emc503 on Dec 16, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I was too lazy to look it up

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, just a funny juxtaposition.

That’d show that 007 REALLY was just a title. Jamie Bond.

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by emc503 on Dec 16, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think he'd be a good fit for other reasons.

I love Idris Alba but he’s too big, broad shouldered, imposing, and gruff voiced for the role. He’s way too much like the traditional action hero to be a good Bond.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Though I think Elba

Would make a great fellow 00 agent.

Better yet I think he would have been a great Felix Leiter if they hadn’t already cast his character.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

People also bring up Jason Statham and I feel the same way.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have you SEEN him in the Wire?

Dude just exudes cool menace, which is perfect for Bond

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by emc503 on Dec 16, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig's Bond is

The question is whether they want to continue with this gritty Bond or go back to the smooth talking Bond of old.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not really menacing, in the sense he intimidates you physically

In that he is looks like he has a shit ton of rage barely held within him and has a really cold fucking stare.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah that's still not bond

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but that doesn't matter with the general public

Book Bond is fantastic, but they went away from him a long ass time ago

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Daniel Craig plays the role to book Bond, but less than people think.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Right- it seems to me like he's trying to split the difference

which I appreciate, but I’d prefer it if he went full book or stayed as “Movie Bond.”

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't see it.

If we’re talking about black guys who would make good James Bond I’d say Chiwetel Ejiofor.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

YAIS, A THOUSAND TIMES YAIS. Even if I’m still not sure how to pronounce his name.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Quantum was not good because the writers strike happened.

They weren’t allowed to hire writers so Daniel Craig and the director had to do the re-writes themselves.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It wasn't bad

it just wasn’t Casino.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought so....

But I haven’t checked on it since the first note of Big and Rich back in September…

by Counter Trap on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like it, but it probably won't be out next year.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh yeah.

Add “Skyfall” to my list.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Dec 16, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

OH. ALSO:

Brave. Very much want to see.

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by emc503 on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

World War Z movie: DO NOT WANT

/don’t think they’ll do it justice

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Dec 16, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My worry: The main character played by Brad Pitt

I like most of his films but I can’t see him working for the UN.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

UH OH WE HAVE FOOBAW GAME

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

AWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT

THIS GAME BE LIKE AN NBA GAME, NOT EXCITING TILL THE LAST 4 MINUTES

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

And that's more exciting than ACC games ever are

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that Cabela's videogame commercial

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

That's messed up

Actually, question: Who here loved the shit out of the old Deer Hunter games?

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That required an infuriating amount of patience

If I wanted to track deer and wait an interminable amount of time to see one, I’d go actual deer hunting.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If I wanted to wait for an interminable amount of time to reach my goal

then I’d be back to my high school dating days.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Dec 16, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i am disappoint.

what kind of ice cream place closes at 9 o clock on a friday night I WANTED A FUCKING MILKSHAKE

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHA!

I just got one from someone I used to work with. Now she owns a small ice cream shop. It was yummy, too. I added this for extra flavor:

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck you

i went somewhere else and got a smoothie but it IS NOT THE SAME

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

RUM

Add it. It still won’t be as good, but it will improve.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm honestly trying to stay sober tonight anyways lawlz

still got finals and shit and i need to be a functioning person

i also don’t have any alcohol

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

What, you don't have Sonic?

/yes, I am an EVIL FUCKER

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm usually not one for mixing things with Bourbon (I prefer rye for cocktails)

But milkshakes (preferably caramel malts) are the exeption.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Mount Union is gearing up to stop the run.

WWW hasn’t run well all night. Wouldn’t it have been a good idea to try play action or a screen?

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Levell Coppage is by far their best player

I’d be fine with a screen but you keep the ball in your best player’s hands late in the game

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He's averaging 2.8 YPC.

And that was before MUC put 9 in the box. Fortune favors the bold.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just amazed they're keeping him in check.

They couldn’t keep Wesley in check.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

But it's a TALKING DOOOOOOG!

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

My dog just ate a to go box FULL of old tortillas and week old fajita meat

And half the box before he realized what he was doing. And now he’s begging for cookies.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

There are gonna be some lethal farts at your house.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Who pays to watch preseason NBA hoopty?

Seriously, people—why not just sit in a soybean field for free?

by Counter Trap on Dec 16, 2011 9:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Pro Sports teams make people buy preseason games in order to buy the regular season tickets

If you already paid for them you might as well go.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT WOMAN

Apparently my wife used my credit card to buy my Christmas gifts because there’s a Kindle Fire and the last two Game of Thrones books on my statement.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

DERP.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I've read all the books but the last two

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think 4 and 5 are better than 3

and about the same as 2. 1 is still easily my favorite

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's a little long, but it leads into 6 very well

And it moves better than 3, which was really slow for me

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I've noticed that about 3 on my reread.

Didn’t the first time, in part because the friend who recommended it to me asked if I’d gotten to “it” yet – he said if I’d gotten there I would be absolutely sure which part he meant – and I had not, so I kept plowing through it until HOLY SHIT.

Almost done with 3 (keep getting interrupted to pick up stuff for our work sci-fi book club), so I’ll be able to do 4 and 5 over the holidays, and hopefully clear out a few other new installments in series I’ve been reading as well.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep- 3 has the ONE BIG MOMENT

but, the rest is quite slow. However, 4 and 5 were better, and 5 better than 4.

I read all 5 of them on bus trips and weekends while coaching football- we took some LONG bus trips

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

2 is dragging for me

I’m about 600 pages through, though it took forever to get through the first 400 or so. It’s starting to pick up a little.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

let's nto talk about this

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's RJ

Needs moar “I love this Alot”

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Roll damn Toad.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Always makes me think...

“Little Bunny Foo-foo
hopin’ through the forest…

by Phocion on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How is seven consecutive years of the same championship a good thing for DIII

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Gimme minute.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

239 for football.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

wow, I would never have imagined it was that many

and at what point shouldn’t those two programs go to division 2?

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH

SGLH:LKDJKDHZP:FSKLJFHJSKLGHJKDSGFHDKJGFH

WHARRGARBL

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

honest question

is it a size of the school thing, or what?

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The difference between Division III and the other divisions has nothing whatsoever

to do with school size or competitive quality. Nothing.

D-III schools don’t offer athletic scholarships. That’s the only distinguishing criteria. Schools that are in D-III are there precisely because they don’t want to offer scholarships.

(There are I-AA football teams that don’t offer scholarships, but ALL D-I basketball teams are required to offer them.)

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry, forgot the one grandfathered exception.

Yes, the DIvision I rules have exceptions which apply solely to the Ivy League.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Every student at the academies is on scholarship

I believe they have roster size requirements due to that.

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Add note:

NYU is a D-III school. NYU has more students than most teams in I-A.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll confess, it pisses me off

because way too many people are like “if they were any good, they wouldn’t be in D-whatever”, when the reality is that if Mount Union had 85 players on scholarship, Mount Union could go 8-4 against a D-I schedule in three years.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm surprised Keyhres hasn't been lured away by anyone

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The question I would have

is if football seems to be like a big priority, and they have a big fans base, is it just the money that prevents them from doing this?

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Money, Title 9, Attendance requirements, etc

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I didn't think of title 9

but yeah, that makes it not 85, but 170 scholarships at a minimum.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not just money, or title 9.

The schools in D-III take pride in the fact that they’re academics-first. They don’t WANT to move up.

It’s a much more relevant argument when asking why teams that dominate D-II don’t move up to D-I, frankly. Used to get that a LOT when Grand Valley State was winning everything every year, but they fell to earth and now you don’t hear it much anymore.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is the most important reason

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I will say this, I am stunned that its financially viable for 239 teams

to be fielded. Obviously not having scholarships is a big deal, but all the other associated costs seem like they would add up in a hurry.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The conferences are pretty close together geographically

UWW’s conference consists of 8 schools in Wisconsin, for example.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Many former students, who enjoyed their chance to be an athlete and a serious student

have endowed monies for those programs.

Also, travel is much cheaper- the conference I played in, the farthest trip for any school was 5 and a half hours(Meadville, PA to Richmond, IN). There was only one conference team we played regularly that required an overnight stay.

Finally, because so many students play sports(it was like 35% at Kenyon), fees are appropriated from student funds, and there isn’t too much of an issue

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There are some D-III schools where, I shit you not

One out of every 6-7 guys in the entire school is on the football team.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Kenyon, my sophomore year,

had like 60 guys on the team and 800 guys in the school. So yeah, you’re right

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

There are a lot of things that play into making it viable.

1) No scholarships, obviously. That saves a D-III school on the order of $3M a year over a I-A school.
2) Smaller stadiums, smaller facilities; you don’t need $20M in donations every few years to keep up with the Joneses.
3) Compact conferences. There is no conference in D-III where teams need to fly to get to away conference games. With two exceptions*, the biggest distance between football members of the same D-III conference right now is maybe 300 miles.
4) They only play 10-game regular seasons. Most non-conference games are also with opponents in the same area, and some conferences only have room for one non-con game anyway.
5) If you make the playoffs, the NCAA picks up your travel tab.

(* – American Southwest Conference, which stretches from Mississippi to West Texas, and the University Athletic Association, which stretches from Pittsburgh to St Louis for football, Boston to St Louis for basketball)

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

UAA takes care of this in baseball

by only playing a league tournament, and playing it while all the schools are in Florida for their Spring trips. The winner is always the first team to clinch a playoff bid

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope-

it’s Brandeis, Carnegie Mellon, Case Western, Emory, NYU, Chicago, WashU in St.L, and….Rochester, maybe?

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Never-

Division 3 is intentionally no scholarship- I’d rather the NCAA actually sanction teams that do bullshit to get kids in/give them borderline scholarship money.

It’s an entirely different mindset, for at least 220 of the 239 schools.

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They couldn't afford it (at least in UWW's case)

The UW System is damn near broke. Adding scholarship (even half schollies) to that would make football untenable.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Which is precisely why, with the exception of Superior

every other UW branch campus (a) doesn’t have football and (b) is in D-II or D-I.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure I follow

Almost all the UW schools are D3 in football

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL the UW schools that play football are D-III except the main campus.

But, except for Superior, NONE of the UW schools which DON’T have football are in D-III. Parkside’s D-II, and Milwaukee and Green Bay are D-I.

Make more sense now?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

1993, thanks

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Kehres has done quite a bit for them

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I can't watch anything in SD since I got HD.

I’m watching a special on heroin addiction in HD right now. JUST BECAUSE I CAN.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I can do it if I don't have the HD channel and really need to see a particular show

(for instance, Doctor Who since Time Warner only offers BBC America on standard def) but it feels strange.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah BBC America HD just started getting rolled out in a lot of places

Go check and look around, they add a lot of HD channels and never tell you

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently not here yet.

Neither the box guide nor Time Warner’s web site show it here.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

If I want to watch a show that's on a channel I only get in SD, I usually watch it on my computer

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

SO AM I

This series looks so fucking good

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

My parents too.

And they scroll through the channel menu one channel at a time, even though I’ve shown them the page up/down buttons countless times.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That is Aaron and Amanda's daddy.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the AzSt and Oregon ones are.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, all the same family

All started at Oregon, where Amanda was a cheerleader, Robin the WRs coach, and Aaron a player. Robin was let go by Chip Kelly for Scott Frost (yes THAT Scott Frost, Nebraska fans), so Aaron bailed.

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by emc503 on Dec 16, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think if my dad got fired I'd bolt too

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't bother me if they're actually good.

It bothers me when they’re taking up a scholarship and they’re useless.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of Neopotism...

Someday I hope to see ol’ Tate prove he has something

Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!

by MeatGeek on Dec 17, 2011 2:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Valpo basketball disagrees.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I still remember getting home from school JUST in time to see that shot.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hell, Bill Snyder's kid was a fucking All-American... punter.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Win, Fight, Try?

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Kyle Orton is going to start for the Chiefs

Has a QB ever started two games against the same opponent for two different teams?

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Not sure if serious...

Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
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by MeatGeek on Dec 17, 2011 2:50 AM EST up reply actions  

in vivo?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

No

National Geographic show Drugs Inc. Might be my new favorite show

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

GAHHHh

just reading that made me wanna cry

i hate veins and needles

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Please no needles, anything but needles.

Even spiders and snakes.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was active duty one of my buddies went with me for our mandatory flu shots.

I honestly thought he was going to cry.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

needles are ok

i watched a friend of mine pierce his own nipples…that was odd.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Odd?!

That’s a lot more than just “odd.” I’d say that’s downright goddamn bizarre.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I used to volunteer my time at blood drives.

And was always amazed at how people would react if they saw the needle or the blood. I remember one dude that kept trying to flex the arm that the needle was in. Totally irrational.

by bevonyc on Dec 16, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

when you have O- as your blood type

you learn to get over needles pretty quickly

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

YUP

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i guess this group here is amongst the few willing to give

because it sure seems like the are constantly having difficulty.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i really hate needles but if i can't see them i'm fine

they always tell me i have really good veins so I GOTTA GIVE RIGHT

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

well, the way I figure it

it only takes about 20 minutes, and hell, if the shoe were on the other foot, I sure would hope some people would step up.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

the last time i gave blood i waited 2 hours

BUT IT WAS WORTH IT BECAUSE WE DONATED MORE BLOOD THAN OHIO STATE!!!!!111111

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

May I ask why

Because if it wasn’t for a family member or friend then you’re fucking insane

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I believe it was for family

and the only other match being like a 9 year old girl, or something

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It was for my 7 year old cousin. She has a rare blood disorder and I'm a match

It’s likely I’ll have to do it again and would do so in a heartbeat.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Needles don't bother me.

But if you want blood marrow, you’re putting me the fuck under. THAT shit scares me.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

err, bone marrow

FUCK Y’ALL YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I like sleep.

I also like waking up from being gassed. Hot nurses, on the other hand, apparently do not like me waking up.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I come out swinging after general anesthesia.

I’m two for two on that one. All I remember is the nurses reactions. ‘Just go back to sleep bevonyc’.

by bevonyc on Dec 16, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Only been under once

I just remember feeling like I had taken a nap and that was all.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The first time I ever came out of general

I was 17. Before I was really coherent enough to realize I had done it, I had made the nurse perfectly aware of what I thought of her ass and where I’d like to see it next.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That's magnificent.

I’ve never had general anesthesia. I’m vaguely curious.

by Erik T on Dec 16, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

and the second?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

My girlfriend at the time was there.

She was very mad at me on the drive home.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

that didn't answer the question

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

...I asked the nurse

if we could take her home with us.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Could you?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

She giggled and winked.

Maybe?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I've only been under once- my wisdom teeth.

They were apparently REALLY BAD, and I don’t remember the day.

However, I have been told that I came out enough that that thought I could go home, until I dropped all my weight onto my mother’s shoulder in the parking lot on the way out.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I cried through my wisdom teeth being pulled

i only realized this when my brain engaged DURING it to hear the doctor say “we’ve never had someone cry during the entire thing” I was able to walk out fine.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I also did mine without going under

hurt, but thats how much I don’t like going under.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

oh no, I was laid the fuck out.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

that's interesting

didn’t think that was really possible

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i couldn't open my eyes, but brain engaged to

“whats that noise…i think that’s me…did the doctor just say that he’s never had someone cry throughout the procedure…huh….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

When I had my wisdom teeth out I was perfectly fine heading out to the car

Then we go to the pharmacy to get the drugs. I wait in the car and next thing I know some stranger is banging on the windows screaming, thinking something had happened to me. I had passed out face first against the dashboard.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't even take much of anything after mine.

I think I was on ibuprofen for two days and that was it. Never even touched the heavy-duty shit they gave me.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I did day-of.

Made the mistake of going to the football game that night, thinking the pills were good for six hours instead of four. The fourth quarter was utter misery.

by Erik T on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

After mine were out the Percoset weren't working

so they asked me to come in. They had some saline jet thing they squirted into the sockets. It hurt so bad I couldn’t even yell.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I had that too when they checked on the healing

i almost punched that bitch

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i had an awesome wisdom teeth experience

i was put under, woke up, was relatively fine although the fern picture in the room freaked me out. i took a great nap then went to the tigers game that night, no swelling at all.

my sister on the other hand looked like she gained 30 pounds in the face.

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I puffed up a little bit, but not that bad.

Naturally, this was three days before my drivers’ license expired and I had to go in and renew (including a new picture).

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

my sister moved into state like a week and a half after

she wasn’t AS bad but she was freaking out about looking like that during welcome week. THE HORROR

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, you've got to look good for the traditional Welcome Week mugshot.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and the new men

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

My face also swelled up like that for a couple days.

It hurt more than the actual sockets.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

They really don't like to put you under for it

They’re drilling really close to some major nerve centers, so they want you to be awake in case they nick something they shouldn’t. YAY EPIDURAL

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

If I'm AWAKE and they nick something...

No. No, they want me out.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

On the other hand, bone marrow is the most delicious animal part.

Perhaps the best foodstuff in the world.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do you think dogs chew on bones

It ain’t for fun

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

...I didn't need to see "dogs chew[ing] on bones" tonight.

/slides back into depression

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

hugs!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

She was so pretty.

She was just like Lancelot (unsurprising, since we’re certain she was his little sister from the same momma), except instead of all-grey she was white with perfectly symmetrical black markings. Including a weird stripey thing on her haunches that looked really cool.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I iz sawwy.

stupid dogs

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I just misread and thought this was the thread where you were talking about the hot nurse

Hope that makes you smile just a tiny bit.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It did.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry bro

/Iknowthatfeelsharks.jpg

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate needles- I have passed out or puked every time I've given...

but, I’m able to do it, so I do

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I get that too,

and I’m B+.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the cool things about nursing

is that if one of your customers hates you, that’s ok becuase you get to stick needles in them and get paid for it.

by rook0119 on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, awesomest story about needles ever:

In basic training everybody got sick. EVERYBODY. One of our flight got bad enough he had to go to the hospital. Turns out he had some form of pinkeye. They had to give him a shot in his ass with a huge needle to treat it.

As they were pushing the plunger, they broke the needle off in his ass. He said they had to get a special tool that looked like needlenose pilers and dig around to get it out.

The poor bastard.

/coolstorybro

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

For a given definition of "cool".

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

There is nothing at all awesome about that story.

Except the fact that it didn’t happen to me.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ok THAT made me cringe

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been a while, but I thought it was pinkeye

His eyes were insanely red, and he wasn’t coughing/sneezing like the rest of us.

Also couldn’t sit down for a few days.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the first time I've ever title-clicked a text-only post.

Now I feel nauseous.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

A short one that's funnier/less scary:

I went to my GP with neck problems & he asked the nurse to give me a shot of Toridol. She started to give me the shot when I suddenly felt a burning down the side of my leg.

“ooh, you’re leakin!”

Two thoughts went through my head:
1. Leaking what!? (turned out she had accidentally pulled the needle out & the Toridol was running out of my leg)
2. The Oakland Bus Epic Beard Man aftermath (“Ooh, he leakin!”)

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, damned kids, think I'll read a bit...

See you tomorrow for our annual “Who Can Make the Most Addazio/Dive Jokes in Three Hours” exercise.

by Counter Trap on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously

National Geographic Channel is so fucking awesome

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Nope

Why do you think Sam Hurd played in the NFL?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HEY GUYS THIS IS THE GREATEST TV SHOW EVER HUH I'VE GOT EVERY EPISODE ON MY DVR BUT I PAWNED IT THE OTHER DAY

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck.

Plz to not fumble, Montana.

by Erik T on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

That's quality.

Rec’d.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

for?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Oops

Did not see modifications.

/drinks again

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Dec 16, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Where do you think she got the picture?

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Perfect!

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks not be given to me...i'm merely the messenger

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Most anticipated non-movie release in 2012?

A Memory Of Light here. Even surpassing Dark Knight Rises

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

Dear Volkswagen

Everyone knows the words to “Rocket man.” Please make a new ad, you dumb krauts.

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Also for no reason whatsoever
The rumblings were true with credit to @Eddie_Rado of @SoonerScoop The #Sooners have offered hometown hero & Arky verbal RB Donovan Roberts

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

well, I will say this

it was a bold strategy not have a scholarship running back this season.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The rumblings out of Norman are eerily familiar.

Sounds about like last year for us.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

it isn't the 17th yet...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i will let you slide for one round of boomer sooner

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

With Boomer Sooner, it's never just one.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOMER!

(I changed too) SOONER!

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Dec 16, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

not the cheer dahlin the SONG...all the verses.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

There are verses?

There are words other than Boomer Sooner?

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, you can even look them up here

because i’m an evil vengeful woman as we all know

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

good for future reference

i live in an apartment, but yeah. i also shouldn’t just buy large quantities of potatoes when i rarely ever cook something that didn’t come out of the freezer.

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

What's a basement?

/New Orleans’d

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes sense since Rotterdam is such a busy port.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

And a lovely vacation spot.

No reason that keeping the world’s dope fiends tuned up has to be unpleasant.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

What happened to Nate/Nick Montana playing QB for Montana?

I like the idea of Montana handing to Canada for a Montana touchdown.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Nate

Nick’s the one that’s actually pretty good and plays for Washington

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Now we got a dealer in Chicago

Talking about how it’s been cut almost 10 times by the time it gets to him and when he’s finished with it it’s only at 15-20% pure.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

This

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

this is really pretty gross

but it was 8th graders, and the boy called really freaked out, the girl was turning blue. whatever she injected had draino in it.

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

A friend of mine is trauma nurse.

In medical terms, Draino will “fuck you up.”

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but at least you wouldn't die of heart issues?

look at the bright side, eat all the deep fried food you want until this happens

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It depends.

Ingest liquid Draino and you’ll probably live, but you’ll be horribly crippled and spend your life in pain. Crystals will do the job better because you won’t vomit them before they’ve destroyed your digestive system. Oh, and it’ll be a slow, brutally painful way to die. You probably can’t inject enough Draino at one time to do the job quickly.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

well that was uh perverse

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Pfft. I gave you the Disney version.

In the X-rated version, you get liquified organs.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

May I ask

Why the 8th grader was doing heroin

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Dumb shit people do to get high

1. Huff gas.
2. Intentionally OD on Dramamine
3. Datura

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Datura

I knew a guy who did that. That’s bad news right there.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I was about to post something about jimson weed

until I realized that was the same thing.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

HST on jimson weed
Question: Thompson, is there a drug now, or has there ever been, to which you would just say no?

Hunter: Let’s see. . . .I don’t think I’ve ever seen a drug I wouldn’t try or want anyway. Yeah. PCP, I would tend to avoid that in the future. I’ve always thought it’s better to try things. Jimson weed: that’s a bitch. Everybody should do jimson weed - once. I only did it twice.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

DMX

might be the same as #2, not sure.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You're thinking of Robitussin.

The drink of choice amongst trashy 17-year-olds. Not quite as nasty as Dramamine, though still incredibly dumb.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

shit was going around at my high school back in the day

totally fucking bad news.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Hurd?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nah

Some dude named Stretch

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

AND HIS SUPPLIER IS NAMED MR. BIG

He’s wearing a Fedora and is silhouetted out.

His alias is Eugene.

PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL, OREGON USING HEROIN MONEY!

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Would that make Oregon's uniforms heroin chic?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hurd is 6-foot-3.

I think that’s tall enough to count.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

NEWARK POLICE!

OH BOY WE’RE GOING TO SEE SOME NEW JERSEY DRUG DEALING!

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Don't be silly. There are no drugs in New Jersey, especially not crack and heroin.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

In Newark

the police are the dealers

by rook0119 on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

"New Jersey: Demanding People Shove It Up Their Ass Since 1832"
Located in you know where the fuck we area, and bordered by a bunch of places that can suck it—especially you, Pennsylvania—New Jersey is one of the nation’s oldest and most historic states. So fuck you.

Per The Onion’s “Our Dumb World”.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

In ziploc baggies

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

ARE, not area.

Damn it.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

BAD PETRELLI

But rec anyway.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.

by Fonce on Dec 16, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It would probably be illegible at that height.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries.

This is awesome and it would have been illegible at that size.

by softbatch on Dec 17, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have liked to live in Hipsters

Before it was so mainstream

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 16, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

As a New York-placed Michigander, I feel comfortable commenting on both.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

My wife lived in Hoboken during the gentrification. It's a nice city now. It hasn't always been

The restaurants are fucking phenomenal. I would murder someone for some tortellini from Tutta Pasta right now. Or some seafood from Teak.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I live in Happy White Families.

I have no idea how that happened. They were probably happier before I moved in and ruined the property values.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Happy or Friendly White Families?

And damn we live close to one another. I’m on border of Friendly White Families and Poor Minorities.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ohhhh, missed that

I’m in the North. I know a guy that lives in Happy White Families though

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoops. I misread.

I’m in Happy White Families near the border with Worse Than Detroit.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Listen to this guy.

Check out Jersey City if you want to live in NJ.

by bevonyc on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Do not listen to this advice

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That's literally 1/10 of the city

And the only decent part.

It’s also basically just an extension of Hoboken.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless you're talking about Newport, which isn't really Jersey City anymore

There is no part of Jersey City that is nicer than any part of Hoboken

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

That is the worst advice I've ever heard

Jersey City is so much shittier than Hoboken

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

Jersey City is so much shittier than Hoboken

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

"Want to live in NJ"

will never escape my lips, unless it’s preceded by “DO NOT!”

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Founded by a guy who could kick your state-founder’s ass, and boasting some of the safest, cleanest cities in America—you hear that, jerk?—New Jersey will destroy you, just say the word.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mrs. OHokie hails from "Where they filmed Clerks".

First shitty beachfront area I’d ever seen. Soon to be followed by Pensacola NAS.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I live in Baltimore

and need to pretend that there still are some drugs left for rest of the northern cities that reside on I-95

by rook0119 on Dec 16, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Can someone please read and comment on my FanPost and Fanshot?

They’re my first filppin’ ones and not nary a dagum look see. And they are comedy gold! My self esteem can’t take this much apathy. Hatred and insult I can deal with, but dang people I at least need the acknowlegement! If you discourage me too much then I won’t do anymore, how about that? Where would that leave you? That’s what I thought, now you’re all sorry. Well stuff your sorries in a sack mister!

by Chief Saugahatchee on Dec 16, 2011 10:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

hello monsters. what did I miss?

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by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Dec 16, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Petrinowar and heroin.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

so the usual for December?

been caught in the midst of both finals and TEBOWTIME down here in Athens. missed the insanity.

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by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Dec 16, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a football game

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Ndamukong Suh in Subway commercial: "Whether you're gearing up for the big game or watching from the sideline...."

Oh. Sigh.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Also, why am I staying up with the kiddos watching Up?

When we own the Blu-Ray?

And while I’m at it, can we get the Incredibles 2 already? Another Toy Story and I might fall into a depression of no return.

by Chief Saugahatchee on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I'm watching Up as well.

And I agree about the Incredibles. Love that movie.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, you are.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

well we know YOU don't have a soul

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm fine with that

but in all honesty, I don’t like the animated movies all that much. That’s just me. For example, I have never seen a shrek film.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved Ratioulle, Up, and Wall-E

and liked the rest of the pixar movies (Cars 2 never happened) just never saw the reason why Toy story was soooo good they had to churn out a trilogy

by rook0119 on Dec 16, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you seen Toy Story 3?

That movie had me all choked up

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

the theater was unexplainably dusty

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by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Dec 16, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I came pretty close.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a damn bit of shame in that.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely cried the first time.

Got a hair dusty this time as well.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

Person I was watching with: “They should have called this part ‘Down.’”

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

They literally set up that ending through the first two movies

The alien toys are obsessed with the claw so of course they were drawn to the crane.

If you’re looking for the main characters to be incinerated in a Disney movie, you’re looking in the wrong place.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So, how long have you had no soul?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on, even lawyers liked Toy Story.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's like a logic puzzle

Not liking Toy Story = No Soul but that doesn’t mean No Soul = Doesn’t like Toy Story

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Pixar likes the sadness

First 15 minutes of UP
Jessies Song in Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3 period
Our Town part of Cars
The just plain look/appearance of the baby in Tin Toy

And yes Cars 2 never happened. It. Never. Happened.

by Chief Saugahatchee on Dec 16, 2011 11:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I don't have much of an opinion.

I don’t watch kids movies. The first one was certainly better than most. Haven’t seen the sequels.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The movie about the kid with the toys who come to life?

Yeah, I did, but not with the intent of belittling it…just not my thing

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Never seen the third one, but no.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

We're not too far off from my 30-24 prediction.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

12 minutes to play still...

DON’T GET COCKY, MORSE

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

FLANDERS HOLY SHIT SHOELACED

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I've been home for 5 hours

And have already matched my caloric intake for the week.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

SHSU is imploding.

I haven’t seen a choke like this since..um..my alma mater in 2009.

/bangs head against wall
//still can’t believe that fake punt worked
///fuck you Matt Sczcur

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by ElRocco337 on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

So Dak St played them in the first round 2 years ago

Had a 35-7 lead late going into the second half. Lost. By 3 TDs

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Montana that is

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Him pronouncing his name "Caesar" drove me up the wall

SLAVIC LANGUAGES DON’T WORK LIKE THAT YOU’RE MAKING EVERYONE DUMBER ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH

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by JoshCVT on Dec 16, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The first of these is a semi-common and semi-encouraged practice, for what it's worth.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Why? Is the drug the anti-OD one?

He’s keeping people from getting HIV, hepatitis and dying from overdoses.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

We're veering into spider land

But I gotta agree with Mango on this one.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

His name really IS Jordan Canada

And it’s only the second best name in this game

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 10:50 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

OMG

Is Osweiler not as tall as one of the OL on Montana?

by rook0119 on Dec 16, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

Bearkats are just too tired and beat up to tackle.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

I thought you guys were joking earlier with this Jordan Canada kid

but seriously, that has to just be Marcus Vick playing at Montana under his herpes name, right?

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 10:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

As in...he's dirty or quick?

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Title.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I see nothing wrong with a country for a last name

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

If he starts headstomping people we'll know.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Or getting 14-yo's drunk.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That might be legal in Montana. They're weird like that.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They don't believe in speed limits

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

RIP "reasonable and prudent".

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, this is legal in Wisconsin.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Was legal in Ohio when I was a kid, too

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, sort of

Kids are allowed to drink if they’re in the presence of their parents. It used to be that they just had to be in the same building (or within 100 yards if you were at an outdoor event) now it’s “line of sight”

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

think this is the case in louisiana also

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Do they have to be your kids?

/Marcus Vick moves to Milwaukee

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, yes they do

Didn’t stop us from paying an old drunk to buy us beer when I was a kid. When the cop asked for your ID to prove you were related, you just said that you didn’t have a license

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Little bit underthrown there.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

OH MAN

If he’d just looked over his shoulder…

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Punting get's really weird at this level

So Dak State had the league’s leading punter at 41 yards a crack

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is part of why you see more "go for it on 4th" the lower you get.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh, looks like I made it back in time

for what should be a good finish.

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by The Missing T on Dec 16, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

Switzerland Solution to Heroin Problem

GIVE THE HEROIN FOR FREE TO THE HEROIN ADDICTS WHO QUALIFY, PAID FOR BY THE GOVERNMENT

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

We need the America Solution to the Video Game Problem.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, hivemind.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone that plays for more than 20 hours a week gets paid a tester's salary.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

American Solution to the Video Game Drinking Problem

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

DRINKING IS NOT A PROBLEM YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I certainly look at as more of a solution than a problem

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

"A solution is a homogeneous mixture of two or more substances"

So it is.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think we should be totally anti-mixing

Sometimes circumstances present you with something like Evan Williams

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Bourbon is a mixture. There's alcohol, water, and other things.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamFuckYouIt'sMyBoozeYouDon'tGetToTellMeHowToDrinkIT

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They have that already.

It’s called University.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Do they have similar programs for alcohol and video games?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, which problem do you want to stop?

Drug use — good luck with that — or the crimes that surround drug abuse? There are no good answers, just less bad ones.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Please stop

If you can’t prevent yourself from bringing in political commentary either watch something else or close your browser

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You know as well as anyone

that it doesn’t matter if you take a side. Someone else might.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

X

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

FLAGGED

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Never mind what I said before

I prefer needles to spiders.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not normal in the phobias here

My number one is dolls & ventriloquist dummies.
Two is needles.
Then clowns.
Then we start approaching spiders.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Snakes.

That’s all. No other phobias.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Snakes don't bother me.

Heights, on the other hand, scare the piss out of me.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Done that one.

In fact, I woke up just before I hit the ground.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but I had a dream I was trying to escape from a jail via hospital hallways when they sounded the alarm.

I woke up to find that the alarm was real: it was 6:30 and I needed to get up for work.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I dream I'm falling

and I wake up and feel myself landing on the bed.

No, I don’t know, I can’t explain it.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I have that

But I wake up and start thrashing on my bed thinking I’m still falling

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Most bizarre dream I can remember

Running around in the forest with some friends, we saw a rabbit which immediately began chasing us. I tripped over a tree root, rolled over to see it about to bite me in the face – and wake up with my hand twisted up in the blanket such that the blanket looks like an open jaw about three inches from my face.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mine would depend on if you want horror movie bizarre or just odd

There was one in HS where I dreamed I woke up with my then GF & a pastor in my living room waiting to marry us so she & I could run off to Idaho.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I do this.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I think in my case that when it happens

I happen to be turning over or something, and collapsing back down on the bed just as I wake up.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Moro Reflex.

Holdover from when you were a wee baby jonfmorse.

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Holdover from even further back than that, actually

It’s an evolutionary remnant from when we, as a species, had to sleep in trees to avoid being eaten by smilodons.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck Lion?

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

But jonfmorse isn't that old.

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuckin' A.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I got your back, bro.

/I totally don’t have his back

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, man, thanks. I appreciate it.

/knows he’s about to get shivved

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You shiv in the front.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

WHITE POWER!

…but I AM white!

Sorry, been on an Arrested Development kick recently.

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

same

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Dead Silence is one of the scariest films I've ever seen

It’s number two behind “It”

Most other horror films don’t bother me…except original Friday The 13th. I don’t know why but even knowing what happens I still gotta mostly look away/leave room for a few parts.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy fuck, did you see that sideways bullshit?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

THEY STOPPED HIM

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

but not on 4th!

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Montana bowing up on third down.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Willie Fritz now has a testicle check.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Wait, the coach's name is actually Willie Fritz?

That sounds like a fantastic nickname – I would not have guessed it as an actual name.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

He was the coach at Blinn back when Michael Bishop was there, so I’m kinda on his side.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

/linebacker knocks down lob over the middle

/95 speed /running back hit from behind by DT

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

/QB flops behind LOS

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Tough call.

If Montana’s out of timeouts I go for it – 1 yard to win the game? Yes please! With them having two left, it’s debatable since success is good news but not game over.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like the idea of giving my opponent the ball, period.

Get the first down and I either don’t have to or do so in worse field position than I otherwise would have with less time.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In 1-AA, it's more like 25-30, but I see your point, even if it worked the other way

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes doing the wrong thing works

They should have punted there, but I’ll be damned if their big brass balls didn’t reward them

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to watch Christmas Vacation!

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

NO IS TIME TO WATCH FOOBAW

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

What times are the other non-bowl games tomorrow?

I haven’t decided if I’ll watch the bowl games or not.

Knowing me I’ll either spend all day paying more attention to EDSBS or WoW though than any game.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

10 am CST = D2 championship

Think the other 1AA semifinal is at 1:30 CST, not sure.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool. I might get in bed before 4 am tonight

And watch that.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, I posted this last night!

11am ET: D-II, ESPN2/3
2:30pm ET: SNUD/GATA, ESPNU/3
4:30pm ET: NAIA, CBSCS

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm pissed the DII game is on at 11

i was curious and kinda wanted to cheer for wayne state

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GATA?

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, dear. Did I break wind?

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

HUEVOS

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Onions!

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

who do we want to win?

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Sam Houston.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I lived in Lufkin TX for one summer

I believe 10 miles from Nacogdoches, and not far Sam Houston reservoir = that is all I got

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 16, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Montana fucked JMU a few years ago

I went over the mountain for that one — 08 semifinals.

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by JoshCVT on Dec 16, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That made me happy.

Though JMU fucking up against Appy State in 2007 (where they fumbled down a point at the Appy State 10) and the Youngstown State loss (where they blew a 10 point lead in the last 6 minutes) made me happier.

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by ElRocco337 on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Montana

purely because of their fight song, as I think I and my fellow Techies covered last week.

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by The Missing T on Dec 16, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Paul Johnson would approve

or he would if he gave a fuck, anyway.

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by The Missing T on Dec 16, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

FLANDERS MY GOD 278 YARDS???!?!

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

He's super-dee-duper, eh neighborenos.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Montana's only chance is if Sam Houston puts Marion Barber in

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

The Tebow works in mysterious ways.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Hive

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Nonsense

Tebow

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently z-paks and steroids make me sleepy.

good night. behave. i probably won’t be around much for the next 10 days. don’t burn the place down.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Have fun.

Hate Iowa.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

NOT YOU TOO

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

not that bad just enough that tonight was medclinic visit

and the "hey let’s just nip this in the bud " methodology. of course it’s probably going to cost me about $200 so there’s that.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK SAMSUNG.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

My piece-of-shit Samsung phone shuts itself off at random times.

Have taken it in for repairs twice and it’s still not fixed.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Get an S2

It’s fucking sweeeeeeeeeet

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

Between my annoyance at the fact that they can’t fix the damn thing and AT&T refusing to replace it with anything besides same model (which I’ve done, twice already, with no improvement) both Samsung and AT&T are on the shit list.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Game, set, match.

.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Flanders is a sophomore?

Transfer from K-State?

/SOBS TEARS OF INFINITE MISERY

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

287 yards.

AGAINST FUCKING MONTANA.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The bitch of this is that we now have to wait until Jan. 7 for the finals

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by MikeLew on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

its amazing how size can discriminate

I have seen him now twice, and I think he has an NFL future

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The worst part is, HAVE YOU SEEN JOHN HUBERT?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe he just is one of those guys that doesn't look good in practice

but is amazing in game. Maurice Richard apparently couldn’t run a drill to save his life, yet is an all time NHL great.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Hogs! Beat K State!

I never got around to posting the Cotton Bowl poster of the day

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what to do with Razorbacks?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

You don't say.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Now I am too! Damn you Jon!

Fuck K State! Fuck They Flat Soybean Growing land!

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU EAT YOUR OWN OH MY GOD HOW SICK

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Off to make a Dark 'n Stormy

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

Amazing...I'm on my third. Pint.

of Dark n Stormy.

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by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh christ.

Bearkats with a ‘k’?!

by Erik T on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

Agh, right, forgot about that

As I said last week: I cannot take seriously any school that spells “Bearkats” with a K.

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by The Missing T on Dec 16, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ad-vances to Champ-ion-ship Game? What ? I don't know? Is this? LIke really?

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

I'd like to marry into the family.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY

I’M THE GIANTS FAN DAMNIT

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

She's a Rooney and a Mara (the name is not a coincidence)

She’s Pittsburgh and New York royalty

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I hear "Jerry Sandusky" and thats my cue to turn the TV off.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

mute

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

at least we have a good old WR drug deal conspiracy

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

From what I've read he was looking to buy 700,000 worth of coke a week

I think he’s more likely a drug dealer that happens to play football than the other way around at this point.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sam Hurd?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 16, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Hurd

Backup WR for the Bears was busted by the DEA and Homeland Security yesterday.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh. Totally missed it.

I saw the name floating around here, but I had no reference point.

by Erik T on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Hurd, (now former) Bears receiver.

He was dealing a fuckton of drugs, like as in he had to have been making more off of drugs than football.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

He makes about 1.5 million from the Bears

That covers two weeks of his drug supply

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Steady source of income

to cushion for the ups and downs in the market.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd be surprised if it was that low

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

somewhat related to your sig...

The drug tests they give are bad at catching hard drugs. I bet there’s tons of coke being used.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Cocaine doesn't stay in your system for very long either

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yup. my point exactly

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

the other thing about your sig though

He was taking acid on WEEKENDS? That’s when they play the games, might want to stick to the week.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

What if it was Tebow

and he was in turn selling to Brett Favre and Jerry Sandusky

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

During the NBA lockout

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

To Lebron.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In order to fund the rematch.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

being announced by Don Imus

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Played in Qatar

Over eight periods to better deal with the heat.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Sepp Blatter.

That is all.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that would be Now.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

He could make up to 700 grand a week according to ABC News

No way he was working alone.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Was he spending that or making it? I wasn't clear on that.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was spending

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that was the street value of the coke he was buying

So neither and both at the same time

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lots of empty footballs?

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

He stashed it in the ivy at Wrigley Field

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bartman would find it

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

and he may have been suppling drugs to other players

These are the kinds of off field incidents I like discussing.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Amazing hustle, if you think about it.

I want to corner this market so bad that I’M GOING TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL IN ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT-TO-ENTER FIELDS IN THE COUNTRY.

by Dadgum No.18 on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

He put Scarface to shame.

He might have had enough blow to last Michael Irvin

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Gruden meme resurrection auto-rec

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd.

Flagged for almost making me spit out my cocktail.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if you're jc001.

And you don’t want to be jc001.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No more Penn State. Fuck you ESPN

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That fucking magazine just arrived

I want to cancel my subscription, but the sons of bitches already have my money.

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by JoshCVT on Dec 16, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Randomly: You were the one who recommended a soccer-related book in response to the shortcomings of "How Soccer Explains The World", right?

Could you remind me of the name?

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

“Soccer Against The Enemy” by Simon Kuper.

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent. Thank you.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

read it

its good but a little dated. Brilliant Orange is a very good footie book.

by rook0119 on Dec 16, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I read it 8 years ago

as “Football Against The Enemy”, spending my last few Euros at a bookstore in the Dublin airport.

Brilliant Orange has been on and off my wishlist for a while.

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by JoshCVT on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Its hard to find a good footie book

I’ve read Soccer in Sun and Shadow which seemed a bit overrated (lost in translation?). Fever Pitch is stupendous but I assumed you read that. If you are trolling the bargain bins the Grant Wahl’s Beckham book is quite good.

by rook0119 on Dec 16, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Space Balls is on Cinemax

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Tempting

But it’s probably considered abnormal to play the Spaceballs drinking game by myself.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Google it

but I know you drink every time Spaceball One is onscreen (including Megamaid), every time they reference merchandise, and a bunch of other stuff. And by the end, if you can still stand up, you’re doing it wrong.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I just missed that era

However, if Double Dare/You Can’t Do That On Television were on I might watch a few minutes for nostalgia purposes.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a way to ust not have FB tell others when I post a picture/song link/etc?

I download many pictures & such and tend to upload a crapton at once. It’s irritating my contacts cause it spams their news feeds.

Don’t say “Go to Google +”

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Get your own web server.

There’s places you can get unlimited data and bandwidth for as little as $5/month, so long as you’re not doing… certain things.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

My impulsive packrat self has turned into collecting images

Mostly movie posters, football programs, wrestling ppv posters, etc

I’m running out of HD space just on gifs & jpgs

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think if you delete certain types of activity from your wall, it'll give you an option to "never show this".

But if you want it on your wall but not on the front page, I don’t have the answer.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind stuff on my Wall usually. But atm I'm trying to keep from spamming down an item

I made Groups today so I could post a bunch & thought it wouldn’t spam my wall or others Feeds.

But nope “Stop blitzing damn Facebook!” and such rang out.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Been listening to "Is This It" by The Strokes for the first time in a few years.

What a fucking incredible album. Every song is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmm-eqjUVNo&feature=related

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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 16, 2011 11:17 PM EST reply actions  

Yes it is.

Too bad we didn’t get “NYC Cops” in the US version.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, 9/11 was the reason why they changed it?

“When It Started” is still an awesome song.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 16, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes to both.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

his trainer has been in jail for years for contempt.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

he's the most likable guy in the whole story

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Bonds is the kind of guy

that would tell him to go that route, because he simply doesn’t give a fuck

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bonds is a dick

but even he has to appreciate that kind of loyalty.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"New" Barry Bonds storyish. Something about charges

His trainer still never, ever said anything about him.

That guy served a decade in jail & still never rolled?

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Arkansas Ohio State Sugar bowl is apparently a classic

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

...but it never happened. How can it be a classic?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

it didn't even matter against Utah

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that would get most bama fans

but not me, that loss had a lot to do with why we won the title the next year. Have to focus, becuase if you don’t for a second a good team will beat you.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

just trying to stay in trolling shape for the title game

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

no worries

most of us on sb nation will mingle on our site for that game, so you won’t get to troll much.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...I won't be over there much.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

we melt down good

because we do it intentionally, but outside of that, we are hard group to get pissed off.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Never had a problem until the SEC Championship game thread.

After that, I’m done. Too bad for me too…I really enjoyed the analysis over there. Much better than most blogs out there.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I am pretty sure I watch it with that thread over there

we do have a few people that are new that are pretty big douchebags. I don’t recall what went down with you.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

No time for the intertubes while the game is on...

I’ll be watching that game in the LSU alumni bar, as usual.

by Phocion on Dec 16, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing at all with me.

It was the admin that made a really shitty Katrina reference that got my dander in a fluff. I’ve never actually posted on RBR (just lurked), and now I never will. I emailed back and forth with him about it, and we agree that we’ll never see eye to eye on the matter, so I’m done with it and RBR as a whole.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, that's bad

Good thing Stanford isn’t playing Alabama in the Sugar Bowl, or bad things would happen.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 16, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I was worried when there was a non-zero chance that Stanford and Penn State would play each other in the Rose Bowl.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I remember that, OTS crosses the line in my eyes from time to time, and that was definately one of them. That said, reading his work a lot, he likes making over the top references, so its certainly not for everyone.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That was his response, in essence.

“I do it all the time, so it’s OK.”

Except when a lot of people I love die or lose everything, it’s no longer OK. Again, it’s my issue with him/them, not vice versa. I’ve said my piece and counted to three.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it has more to do with him

saying I don’t care what others think, and not a direct slight at you. I know I don’t care to present myself in that light, but I’m not him.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I unerstand,

and I know it wasn’t directed at me because up until I emailed him 2 days afterwards he had no idea who I was. He measures himself by a different scale than I do, and that’s his business. I don’t like it, but I won’t ask him to change on my account. I really just wanted to let him know that what he said was uncool with a large portion of the population, and did absolutely nothing but show the world his hind end. He has a different view on the matter, and so we’ve moved on.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

last I will make mention of it

is that you also stumbled into a thread with us intentionally melting down. Its not a stated a thing, its a cultural thing that we have been doing for a while. This is where we all say over the top and ridiculous things. In this case, the vast majority of us would never go there, but I think thats all it was, and certainly wasn’t serious. Besides, if you catch the tuesday meltdown section, I know that was very featured, and OTS writes that column as well.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 17, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

So was I.

I went over there the next morning to read a bit and came across that. The guys over on SBN’s LSU blog mentioned it too. I’m not the only one that has thin skin about it, apparently.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's generally accepted that it was way past the line.

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

unfortunately

while the writing is for the most part outstanding over there, they definately take the approach of not giving a crap what anyone else with any other opinion might think. Sensitivity training is not required there.

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm?

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Carrey version of the Grinch

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

She's 17. I will not click that link

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Stubob's done it again

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Was she 18 when this material was filmed?

/honestly don’t know
//not going to click this either way

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I doubt it

If she’s 18 it’s only very recently

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as Shultz's kids are still around,

it won’t happen. Once they’re all gone, who knows…but I’ll bet it will be in 3D.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Dec 16, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit, the other night there was a new cartoon on I never saw before.

From 2003.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THERE A PEANUTS CARTOON CENTERED ON THAT RERUN KID?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Probably cuz $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Good grief.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Remakes in works or have been discussed that I know of

Red Dawn, Short Circuit, three different Snow Whites

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

NOOOOO NOT SHORT CIRCUIT

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That means a remake of Short Circuit 2 is a certainty.

Discuss.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

DO NOT DISASSEMBLE

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think it is time we be breaking wind

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm pretty indifferent on the film. It's not good, but it's not bad enough to hate

I really like the sound track for it though. It’s in my Christmas music rotation

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

EDSBS MOVIE NIGHT?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRRcL0vkPsQ

HOLY SHIT

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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 16, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, really?

I didn’t know Lifetime did exploitative movies about women in trouble. /s

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I kept seeing billboards for a Lifetime movie called "Five".

It was not what I thought it was.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the few I've ever seen

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i never saw that one

but it sounds like thirteen gone lifetime so i think i need to

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There was one where Julia Stiles tried to seduce her Dad after her mom died

Then the even younger sister killed Julia cause she also really loved her Father.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that one cyberbully one Lifetime or CBS?

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ABC Family

You wouldn’t know your gay is still one of the most hilariously awful bits of writing I have ever heard

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 16, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm...

As a connoisseur of bad films, have I been neglecting the treasure trove that is made-for-TV?

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

accused at 17 was pretty funny

Fallyn later confronts Sarah who has an asthma attack. Fallyn prevents her from using her inhaler. Jacqui comes to Sarah’s house and finds Sarah laying on the floor.

by willbechampions on Dec 16, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

*is eaten by a grue*

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Patrice O'Neal special on at 11

But don’t turn now. Dane Cook is on

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

NEGATIVE.

Dane Cook steals jokes.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why I said don't turn now.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

And is Ryan Reynolds.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ryan Reyonolds is funny & handsome

He makes me question my orientation.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

rec

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Rough night for ol' Stubob

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey! Look! A distraction!

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna give you some advice Ron White gave millions

Sometimes if you have a thought….let it go.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Holy Shit Wayans Bros reruns on MTV2

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

Dune

where a lot of talented people go to Mexico and make an absolute mess of a movie

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

A lot of these are out

And some of them were very good

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

true grit was awesome

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I loved the Thing

because it wasn’t a remake.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The only remake I can think of that improved on the original:

3:10 to Yuma

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Blob (1988)

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

The original Blob was campy fun. How was the remake?

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The remake for one had some of the best (& grossest) effects from the 80s

And they hold up very well. Also, Frank Darabont (later on of Shawshank, Green Mile, The Mist) directed it.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The Fly remake is good too

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Meh

I thought they were about equal.

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

80s was a good decade for remakes

Invaders From Mars (1985)

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't kill me

But I absolutely loved the Rob Zombie Halloween. Not better than the original but a damn good job. Didn’t think it’d be possible to be darker than the original.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Confession: I have only watched one Rob Zombie movie & didn't care for it

House Of 1000 Corpses.

And I hear he’s considering remaking The Blob

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Disagree, what made Michael Myers scary was that we knew he was human but beyond that we had no insight into his motives

For all we knew he killed for no reason at all, which is why the plain blank mask works so well. I didn’t need to know that that he was just a fucked up trailer trash kid.

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

COMPLETELY agree.

He represented senseless, unavoidable violence.

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by OHokie on Dec 17, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Best movie I've seen that more or less was built on senseless violence

Falling Down

If its campy senseless gore you want…Brain Dead aka Dead Alive

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 17, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

If I want it on the campy side, there's Troma.

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by OHokie on Dec 17, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good point. I just really liked it but I am a huge zombie fan.

And it really kind of scared the crap out of me. I worked at a theater and watched it after hours. Shutting the place down after that was not an enjoyable experience.

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 17, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Others that improved

The Punisher. Went from Horrid to just Bad.

Batman and Star Trek reboots were also better if that counts.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 17, 2011 12:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I think the remake of Lord of the Rings worked out pretty well.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this by a million

hell the sequals were fucking awful

by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Slap Shot 2 got the Hansons their characters back

That’s the only reason I can tolerate it.

My youngest brother played hockey with Dave Hanson’s son (Christian, who played in the NHL after a great Notre Dame career).

Ironically enough, Dave Hanson was the least “hockey dad” out there, even though he had the most right as a guy who played 1st class hockey (I consider WHA equivalent to the NHL).

by WVUPensGuy on Dec 17, 2011 4:19 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

So, I have access to software that monitors TV programming. It's able to detect if our product is mentioned anywhere Use it for work

Would you like to guess how many times “Tebow” has been spoken on ESPN alone these past seven days?

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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 16, 2011 11:45 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

20000

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 16, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

1394

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

316

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225

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by The Missing T on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nick was closest.

3,879 times, or .38 times per minute. PER MINUTE.

SO THEY CAN’T GO THREE MINUTES WITHOUT SAYING TEBOW

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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

*jaw* *drops*

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit

No pun intended.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I feel like my gross underestimation is both

a symptom of and a factor leading to my near-total ESPN abstinence when they’re not actually showing a live sporting event.

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by The Missing T on Dec 16, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How about this: across all of US television and radio

Tebow: 21,652
Obama: 24,431

TEBOWMAINIA

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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 16, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is smart.

I have dialed it down to Grantland and the Big Ten blog and occasional other college football writing; since the announcement of the BCS pairings, it has been reduced to a few Grantland articles only. I don’t want to hear any more SEC wankery; they’ve won the last few championships, we know they’re good already.

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by Tremendous on Dec 17, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

If you replaced Notre Dame with Michigan, he would be Drew Henson.

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by Tremendous on Dec 17, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yahoo Sports does just fine for newsy bits and occasional opinions.

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by Tremendous on Dec 17, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

This.

I started avoiding them after the anti-VT Sugar Bowl ragefest of hypocrisy. That it happened at the same time as the T-BO Takeover just made it that much easier.

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by OHokie on Dec 17, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

We have already covered this

but I’m refusing to watch a single bowl game on ESPN/ABC this year.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Not nearly as many as it will be if Denver beats New England.

That would be enjoyable for football reasons but utterly insufferable for media reasons.

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by Tremendous on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Threeve

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

A few other remake rumors

Starship Troopers (Why remake this?)

This whole list is wtf…:

http://autumnforestghosthunter.blogspot.com/2011/12/horror-movie-remakes-in-works.html

I mean…Maximum Overdrive? And remaking It!?

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

I LOVE Maximum Overdrive

But first bombed and I have no idea how they could do a remake. Well..I do but I don’t want it centered around cell phones, tablets, etc

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

A Slap Shot remake by the guy who directed Galaxy Quest I would pay to see.

Criminally underrated comedy.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 16, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Galaxy Quest was fantastic.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that is a great movie

my parents love it… I don’t know any trekkies, but they do

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by Londonjoe on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

please remake that movie. please. please.

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by Londonjoe on Dec 16, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

the original was so bad though... and I thought Veerhoven was sitting on the rights because he hated heinlein and wanted that shitty movie to represent it

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by Londonjoe on Dec 16, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved the book... You would have to physically restrain me from beating Veerhoven if I met him.

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by Londonjoe on Dec 16, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He was quite hamstrung by the studio if I recall correctly

His original script would have gotten an X rating

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by stempke on Dec 17, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I was so sad when Aronofsky backed out of doing that remake.

Oh my god, it would have been amazing.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 17, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Starship troopers actually ages well

Its kind of like Idiocracy in space even though that was not the movie’s intension (I think)

by rook0119 on Dec 17, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bad? I like the movie. Hell it's so damn memorable & quotable

And you can’t top a fascist Doogie Howser

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on, Uwe Boll as director, Uwe Boll as director...

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by OHokie on Dec 16, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

If they make a version of Starship Troopers that is actually faithful to the book, I'm okay with it.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 16, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

probably too much talking

good luck with selling that!

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by Londonjoe on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

#DRUNJ

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by Londonjoe on Dec 16, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

FIND ANYTHING YET?

Well, bed time for me

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by stempke on Dec 16, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Man, we ain't found shit!

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by allicolls on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Night Stempke

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 16, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm out too.

Night all!

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by DrBundy on Dec 17, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Words to live by

If Harvard’s paying for the drinks….. drink ’em

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by Londonjoe on Dec 17, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Good to know that their huge endowment's being used properly.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS!?

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 17, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

WE'RE THINKING HARD GORAMMIT

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by Londonjoe on Dec 17, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that's what she said

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 17, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Harvard is endowed with $32 billion and 12 kegs of beer at time t.

Harvard is endowed with $31.999999 billion and 0 kegs of beer at time t+1.

Somehow, they gain utility from this.

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by Tremendous on Dec 17, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

At $100 for 12 kegs of beer they can't afford not to drink it all.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Catch the fucking ball Arkansas.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 17, 2011 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

You can't hurt me. That game is now at Purdue. They won it. They get it

It effectively never happened.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 17, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

The footage of you beating K-State will BE Purdue.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude, you're in no position to talk.

Your best team LOST to Purdue in a bowl.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WE'VE NEVER LOST TO AN SEC TEAM IN THE COTTON BOWL DAMN YOU

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YAY

SNOW

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Erik T on Dec 17, 2011 12:13 AM EST reply actions  

So have I, both in the same year

And how fascinating it was for someone who had probably seen a grand total of about 8 inches in the previous 22 years combined.

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by The Missing T on Dec 17, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There was a story some years ago about Arkansas having students from Africa

And they’re thoughts on seeing snow for first time.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 17, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

It was always fun seeing this from southerners who went to Michigan.

They tend to be either caught off guard or incredibly overprepared.

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by Tremendous on Dec 17, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

This is reasonable.

If you also include a ski hat, a scarf, heavy gloves, and boots at that temperature, you’re pushing it.

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by Tremendous on Dec 17, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

That's fine at 25, but not generally necessary at 40.

But I understand that different people are accustomed to different things and their bodies function accordingly, of course.

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by Tremendous on Dec 17, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever worn a scarf with the temperature even as high as minus-single-digits.

Once it gets to -10 or so, maybe.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

This would be nice.

I’d like to do some cross country skiing.

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by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 17, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh good.

I didn’t want there to be none when I got back there. I only get one week a year to remind me what winter is, I don’t want to get there and miss it.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Damn.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Forecast currently has 0.33" of water Xmas eve.

Not expected to be snow, but it’s well within the realm of possibility.

by Erik T on Dec 17, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

64 degrees here. Fuck yeah.

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On Christmas Day that is.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 17, 2011 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

74 where I'll be

Ah, Christmas in the Swamp (or a few exits down I-75 from it).

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by The Missing T on Dec 17, 2011 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Wooh warm Christmas!

I remember a particularly warm and humid one a couple years ago. Think it was 72 or something like that

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 17, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Hooray.

Save a little bit for Detroit and New York, if you would.

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by Tremendous on Dec 17, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright monsters, that's it for me.

Good night.

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by OHokie on Dec 17, 2011 12:14 AM EST reply actions  

Later

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 17, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

So, while looking up the Grinch song on Youtube

I stumbled across the entirety of Grinch Night. And I’m pretty sure part of that was specifically written to be watched while high or on acid (for cryin’ out loud, they even call it the Paraphenalia Wagon).

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

All smacktalk aside, this Cotton Bowl feels like the 2007 one vs. Missouri

K State, all we ask is you make it quick.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 17, 2011 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

You don't understand how Uncle Bill operates.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Kansas State will make a goal-line stop with all zeroes on the clock and Gus Johnson will lose his fucking mind.

It will haunt your nightmares.

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by Tremendous on Dec 17, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NO

on 4th and goal with 9 seconds left Pennywise will morph into a spider. The entire Arky and KSU squads will collectively go WTF! Pennywise is a fucking SPIDER?! WTF is this 6th grade creative writing class? Fuck you Steven King. Pennywise is beaten to a pulp, meanwhile the line judge flags Arky for illegal procedure, resulting in a 10 sec runoff. KSU wins!

by rook0119 on Dec 17, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

And then everyone in the media will go fucking batshit crazy

and call it the greatest bowl game in the history of football… until the BCS Championship Game, when LSU beats Alabama 5-3 when Alabama’s kicker goes wide left with zeroes on the clock. Then everyone will forget the Cotton Bowl.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

PAC12 South

“Our passes all float down here” “Yours will float too!”

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"You wouldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant!"

Goodnight, monsters.

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by allicolls on Dec 17, 2011 12:38 AM EST reply actions  

great line

but my favorite is by far, “Clark, did your company kill all those folks in India?”

by BamaThrasher on Dec 17, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay, I glance up to see if they're about to cover anything interesting on SportsCenter

and the next three items on the sidebar are Tebow, Tebow, Tebow. That’s my cue to shut the damn thing off.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 12:40 AM EST reply actions  

"A COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF HOW ABOUT THAT!!"

TEBOWTEBOWTEBOWSANDUSKYSANDUSKYBONDSTEBOWTEBOWTEBOWLEBRON KOBES GETTING DIVORSED AND WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT TEBOW TEBOWTEBOWTEBOW WHATTBEOWTHINKSABOUTSAMHURDTEBOWTEBOWTEBOW

by rook0119 on Dec 17, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

But no mention of a certain Senative candidate

and a certain five females. Hmm.

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by alexanderkotov on Dec 17, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh. My. God.

2012 is upon us. Someone has now gotten the bright idea to come up with reverse italics (you know, leaning to the left instead of the right).

It’s called the Sarcastic Font.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 12:40 AM EST reply actions  

Brilliant. /sarcasm

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm totally serious, though.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Like, totally.

Sarcastic Font

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck this shit, I'm switching to Esporonto.

English is dead.

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/responds in Esperanto using sarcastic font

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm in, what's good motherfuckers, what you know

about a four-foot clay horse?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Dec 17, 2011 1:12 AM EST reply actions  

Good morning commentariat!

Who else is Christmas shopping today?

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 17, 2011 9:29 AM EST reply actions  

Already finished.

I only have to buy for the wife, she takes care of everyone else.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Dec 17, 2011 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Me

/opens another tab and goes to Amazon

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Awfully quiet this morning.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 17, 2011 10:47 AM EST reply actions  

It's quiet out there… Yeah. Too quiet.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 17, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Busy watching Everton completely control the run of play

only to completely fail at finishing and give up a goal on the only halfway decent chance they’ve allowed. As always.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

It's coming

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 17, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Div. II title game.

GO WAYNE STATE.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:00 AM EST reply actions  

Go Pitt State! Go Gorillas

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

WAYNES WORLD PARTY TIME EXCELLENT!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Anybody else fail at Kerbal Space Program?

I keep crashing after some wild spins after takeoff….

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 17, 2011 11:03 AM EST reply actions  

Stabilize that shit.

It takes practice.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Just started playing it last night.

So many fails already.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 17, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Wayne strikes first.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:08 AM EST reply actions  

Stately Wayne Manor.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

That the worst mustache since Roy Mustang!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 17, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

A Saturday with no football?

Or do we have at least the Idaho Bowl or something like that today?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 17, 2011 11:10 AM EST reply actions  

ESPN 2 Div II championship

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

3 bowls, D-II championship (right now, ESPN2), 1-A semifinal.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

No football? There's the DII Championship, FCS Playoffs, and 3 bowls.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Meh

Guess I’ll have a bowl game on as background

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 17, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

MACTION IS NOT MEH

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Div II right now. Sure there's 1AA going today, too.

Early afternoon: Temple/Wyoming
Later: Ohio/Utah State
Tonight: SDSU/Cajuns

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

How dare you belittle the potato bowl

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 17, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice pick by the Wayne DB

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:10 AM EST reply actions  

Pitt State... woof.

Terrible start.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:10 AM EST reply actions  

Um, Pitt State 3 plays so far and not so good

allowed a kickoff return for 6.
return kickoff
interception on 1 and 10.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:11 AM EST reply actions  

Well, something just went right for them. This could be a whole lot worse for them.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Derpfest. Now Wayne state turns it over via armshank.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:12 AM EST reply actions  

We are two minutes in...

tied at 7, a turnover for both sides. Don’t blink.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:14 AM EST reply actions  

Definitely not the SEC west championship game.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Blink?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't turn your back.

Don’t look away.
And don’t blink.

Good luck.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Touchdown Lubbock State

I’m quite entertained, which is too bad because I have errands to run.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:14 AM EST reply actions  

Wrong Pittsburgh

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 17, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh wow

At first glance, I was like “Why is USC playing Cal?”

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.

by Fonce on Dec 17, 2011 11:15 AM EST reply actions  

Cal?

You colorblind, bro?

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

That's not what they mean by "blue and green should never be seen"

You appear to be quite colorblind (which would explain your Clemson fandom as well).

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, never mind.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.

by Fonce on Dec 17, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Fucking time zones, how do they work?

I was assuming this game was at 11am Central, not Eastern.
/turns on TV

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by The Missing T on Dec 17, 2011 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

NO MUTHAFUCKIN CHEETAH CAN HANG WIT A GORILLA!

Seriously, Ice Cube should write your fight song.

/good morning

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 17, 2011 11:20 AM EST reply actions  

Off the upright and through!

10-7 Gorillas. 10:53 left in the first quarter.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

What's that cover from?

Looks like it could be Neal Adams art….

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 17, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm, issue #9

Cover by Nick Cardy, whose name I don’t recognize at all.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 17, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Sword and a gun not so much

Battle hammer and a clipboard, maaaaaaaybe

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 17, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Nick Cardy was the artist

for the original Teen Titans series in the 60s.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 17, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Wayne State needs to settle.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:29 AM EST reply actions  

Yep.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

And... armpunt.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Not good Wayne State.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:30 AM EST reply actions  

We're not even halfway through the first quarter.

There is a lot more time for DERP. This is the complete opposite of the DIII game last night.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

GORILLAS,GORILLAS REPORT TO THE DERP!

Lil Wayne State needs to check theyself before they wreck theyself!

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 17, 2011 11:31 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

4 turnovers, 17 points.

7 minutes played.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

That's an impressive pace.

Would beat out … what was that Friday night derpfest that came close to setting the record for turnovers?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Hawaii/San Jose State.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

It is actually entertaining, you never know what is going to happen.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Good to see the NCAA spent some time and effort on that logo

Did they just search clip art for “football player”

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by stempke on Dec 17, 2011 11:32 AM EST reply actions  

It was part of the clip art package on the DOS 5 machine.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Isn't a mobile QB.

He doesn’t have feet.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

They are a nonprofit, not a lot of money to spend on fancy graphics.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

what should my sisters and i get our parents for christmas?

last year we got them red wings tickets but i want to do something different

by willbechampions on Dec 17, 2011 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

Pistons tickets

LOLNBA

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

A big ol' Newfie puppy

At least that’s what we got my parents

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 17, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

House in FL?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Buy them a star

Nothing says I love you like a giant, burning ball of gas.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 17, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

When I can't think of anything I tend to go with Amazon gift cards.

Both my parents read enough that letting them pick out whatever they like for the Kindle usually works.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 17, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

It's a good thing Wayne State won't ever face San Diego State with that "Cortez the Conqueror" flag

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 17, 2011 11:39 AM EST reply actions  

Wayne State wins by syphilis.

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by purwho on Dec 17, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice run

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 17, 2011 11:39 AM EST reply actions  

and bad tackling.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 17, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

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