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that's what I'll do.
I’ll end the paper with an image of a corgi! thanks, gth863x!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions
You are welcome, sirrah.
I’m sure you can stretch BAAAAAAAWWWWW into a few pages, right?
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
sitting at 802 words
but an image and a “BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW” would make the professor forgive me.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
1100, now
about 250 left.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 16, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
WOOO everyone here?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Oh, come on, Jacksonville.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Is that 1" or 2" of snow?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Where?
It’s unseasonably warm right now here, which is nice for some things, but I could go for a light dusting of snow.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
In the picture.
I think it’s in the middle.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Although the forecast is 22% chance of snow Christmas Eve.
Will be 0% chance by Dec 23rd.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
It will not snow in New York before I leave for Christmas.
And it may not snow in Michigan before Christmas.
Sad.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
A "slight chance" is still a chance, right?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Hell, we had a White Christmas last year
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 15, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
so did Sam Hurd!
/rimshot
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
We did in Atlanta, too.
Mostly ice, but there was some snow.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Furk
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Upper 70's here today...
will be in Northern Wisconsin by Sunday night…I expect my wardrobe to change significantly.
Tomorrow's high here is 29. Sunday is 37........... HEAT WAVE
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/chuckles softly
Today was the second of three straight days with highs around 70. It’s good to be home.
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by The Missing T on Dec 15, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
A dusting here and there, nothing significant
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, Damn...
The kiddos are going to really be disappointed…been talking about seeing real snow for the first time since the trip was posed in Spring.
That won't be far
But kinda puts puts the damper on riding snowmobiles and skating on the lake out back.
Depending on how far north you're going, you might be able to see some
Snowfall measurement map of Wisconsin
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Rhinelander
Been there once before to retrieve the Jeep in June of last year. Saw the place for all of two hours in sunlight. I just remember that the directions to the house include the following two phrases: 1) “Turn on to the dirt road…” and 2) “then turn on to the gravel road.”
The directions to the place with the woodchipper in “Fargo” are easy by comparison.
I was really surprised when I went up
Cold as balls, and Green Bay had started to freeze over, but no snow on the ground
Green Bay doesn't get a whole lot of snow early in winter, then in about early January it gets buried
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I both love it and hate it.
I’ll probably go for a run in a bit.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Fat guy TD!
Gabbert fumbles AGAIN on a sack, Falcons DT scoops and scores. 31-0 Birds.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
Oh, forgot the FG after the previous fumble. 34-0.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Dec 15, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
He looks like a guy who shouldn't be starting
He might get better, but he ain’t ready now. And the supporting cast isn’t doing him any favors, other than that awesome running back.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Dec 15, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
You could have said the same of Bradford last year
And he looked competent. (This year he’s been a complete disaster). The lack of pocket awareness is the part that looks the most worrisome.
I did
a benching would be good for him, he needed the time that a real preseason would have given him. If he got pressured a lot in college he tended to get happy feet.
That picture is begging for a "SO MUCH COCAINE" overlay
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Good evening, y'all
How fares the commentariat tonight?
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/Command-F's through previous thread
…oh shit.
So sorry to hear that. Thoughts will be very much with him tonight.
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by The Missing T on Dec 15, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
ALL. THE FINAL PAPERS.
by which I mean I have one left.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
which I know is shitty to complain about, when compared to Boozy.
I don’t mean to appear callous.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
pretty stupid essay topic.
What do you think of Howell Chickering’s review of Heaney’s translation of Beowulf? 1500 words. shooting for 1300 and turning that shit in tomorrow morning.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
good lord your professor is a dick
beowulf sucks, let alone a having to critique a review of it.
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
well I mean
I’m a medievalist, and doing my senior project on Beowulf. He’s been at the school for 49 years. I just don’t think he cares anymore.
Nice thing is, he said if we don’t turn it in, we’ll “probably” get a B for the semester. Which I’m fine with, but he’s my advisor. so I can’t exactly avoid him.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Lets just say
you and I have different tastes
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
sure
I realize I’m an outlier on these boards, and a pretty huge nerd (BOOKS? LOL). I just got home today from school and I’m having a guest this weekend, so I want to just get this shit done.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
its not that
I love to read, just not Beowulf.
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
sure
not too many medievalists around these parts
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
Mansome B1G reading.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
I have a hard time reading stuff like beowulf
because I am not a patient reader. I read like sprinting is an option, and you can’t do that with stuff like Beowulf
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
stressing. the fuck. out.
more nervous about my essay exam tomorrow evening than my engineering one in the morning. BULLSHITTING IMPROMPTU, how do i do this?
by willbechampions on Dec 15, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
I, an engineer, had to write a GRE essay explaining why K-12 education focused too much on hard facts and science and math, and not enough on feelings.
Just contort the topic into whatever pretzel-like form you actually want to write about, then crush it.
Because kids are pussies and can't handle it?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 15, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
well you see I think that america would be much better if we all spoke chinese
thus we should spend all of our time talking about feelings and giving trophies to 5th place because they tried hard.
/basically write the inverse of every nd nation post.
the essay questions are apparently big and open.
the prof even said have an offensive strategy — you can basically talk about what you know about and make it work for the questions
BUT he then warned of big vague answers and i’m afraid that’s what’s going to happen because i kinda didn’t take the class very seriously
it’s all my fault i know
by willbechampions on Dec 15, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
What is class topic?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
i've said it before
german fairytales, so brothers grimm
by willbechampions on Dec 15, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I figured that was done by now.
At this point I’d just be ready to regurgitate everything I’ve read in some sort of argument about teaching children morals.
Then again I might use the Walt Disney versions of several of the stories as my basis.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, wow, you got shafted with that.
I got something about the importance of learning another language.
¿Especialicé en una lengua extranjera? Claro que sí.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Are you fucking kidding me...
’not enough on feelings"? Ridiculous.
I trust you ranted appropriately.
Skynet laughs at feelings.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'm in social science
and I don’t give a shit about kids’ feelings.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 15, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, fuck that shit.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 15, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Feelings.
Nothing more than feelings.
Woooooo feelings.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 15, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno
On my GRE I was pissed off at my prompts, wrote against them, and earned 12/12. I think they get bored with people pandering to what is “expected”.
by cantcatchuf on Dec 15, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
There's a difference between disagreement and being abrasive.
I would have come off as the latter, that I can be sure.
I dunno, I have had five years to occasionally muse on my two-minute decision and I wouldn’t change a thing.
You have better self control than i do...
I took the State Department exam and aced everything right up until the last essay. That question was something about American elementary kids needing to know more about foreign cultures (But with all the touchy-feely State Dept. wording). I was so sick of dodging those sort of questions all day that I just let it rip…page after page about the importance of American kids knowing their own history and the failure of the current system to teach them those topics that I thought Foreign Cultures should be a topic until American history was mastered.
/drinks glorious to celebrate giving The Man the finger in 15 pages
//waits weeks for results
///opens envelope
////unsurprised to have failed last essay by one point
Well, that is indicative of the culture you'll be expected to work in for forever.
Whereas the GRE is the dumbest hoop ever jumped through.
Easier to grit one’s teeth on the latter.
State Department culture?
Yes, that’s why i wasn’t at until surprised or upset that I didn’t make the cut. I think I sat in that auditorium for a good 10-15 minutes before I put pen to paper on that one. I sat there thinking about whether I answer the questions by regurgitating exactly what they wanted to hear…or whether I answered it according to my beliefs on the subject. I choose the latter and haven’t regretted it for a minute.
Fortunately
I’m pretty sure that engineering grad admissions programs give precisely zero fucks about your writing score.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oliver Wendell Douglas would have been proud of you
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 15, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FACTS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
ANSWER THE SNUD
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Guh.
If I remember right, they give you two potential topics and you get to pick one (or at least did when I took the GRE); if that was one of my choices, I’d pick the other one no matter what it was because there’s no way I’d be able to BS that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I thought there was only one.
If there was a second, it was obviously even worse.
It was masterful. It wasn’t even BS, it was a great and thoughtful essay. It’s just that it was arguably completely and audaciously off-topic.
Mrs. OHokie wrapping presents.
She has Jimmy Durante Christmas music on for some reason. I’m listening to Burial.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I like the Big, big, big Smart car commercial
Too bad they’re such terrible, terrible shitty cars. You’d be better off putting a two-stroke motor on a shopping cart.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Dec 15, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They're not for piddling around a city.
Easy to drive and park, but it’s no Mini.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
They test-drove it on Top Gear to demonstrate the worst-handling cars of the year
Corners like, well, like a shopping cart with a two-stroke motor on it. Just shocking understeer, and they weren’t going very fast.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Dec 15, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
PITS hasn't been around in awhile, I don't think
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
He had a post this afternoon on hellbeast.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
oh shit
sorry I missed it.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
I can't remember which thread.
Essence was roommate and hellbeast return home in the early morning. Roommate proceeds to bathroom and vomits. Hellbeast is outside the bathroom yelling that he never listens to her and other drama statements while the roommate is vomiting in the bathroom.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Still curious about his beer can booby traps
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 15, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly
But my entire photo albums and works are gone now.
GODDAMN IT
by Bus Crasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I guess this looks slightly less hideous when Denard is holding it and smiling.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
dear college football
only Oregon should be allowed to do goofy ass things with their uniforms. Please don’t do it to traditional great uni’s like at Michigan.
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I will sign that.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I give Oregon a pass
they sort of started it, and so its kind of a tradition for them.
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
denard's smile brings a smile to my face
all ze time.
by willbechampions on Dec 15, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure VT will find some way to out-do you in ugly.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
maroon helmets and jerseys, white pants, I believe
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
This is what I'm hoping for
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That would actually be pretty epic trolling.
Half the team in silver & purple, half in Smurf blue & orange.
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I'M NOT BUTTHURT
THE COTTON BOWL IS JUST FINE
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And sold out,
unlike certain other bowls.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
You know, if we really wanted to troll
we could start a campaign to get K-State fans to buy Sugar Bowl tickets and show up in purple.
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(Or, you know, they don't even have to be K-State fans.)
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I'm just glad we're wearing our usual white
I was afraid we’d bust out the blues again for the bowl game, which are frankly hideous.
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by The Missing T on Dec 15, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Matt Ryan getting an early rest
41-0 Falcons after another 30-yard TD pass to White. I wonder who the Falcons’ backup QB is?
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
/turns on NFLAIDS
Oh, wow, this is new. A game in which only one team is playing.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
Goodness gracious
Indy might beat the Jaguars.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
PARITY ALL UP IN THIS BITCH
THE GREATEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
I like the mustaches on the fans. That dude would be an Mustache Wednesday candidate were it not for the whole NFL, ick, factor.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Dec 15, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
THANK YOU EDSBS
I quoted Spencer Hall in my college admission essay, and so far I’m 2-for-2 on acceptances.
No, I can’t believe that it actually worked, either.
by hamdenhusky on Dec 15, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
they really are getting younger and younger
2nd high school kid on here tonight
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Off my lawn, now.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
but it's where I grow my weed!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like we're contributing to the delinquency of minors.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
i really do have qualms about some of my posts because of them
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
EDSBS Legal says you're okay.
Just don’t say “if you’re a minor, this is how you get a fake ID that looks legit”.
So you can't tell me how to get one that says I'm younger?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ask Albert Pujols, he knows a guy.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
If the high school is anything like my senior year, probably not.
I’m surprised half the people I graduated with actually were alive at the end of the year.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oh hell no.
Not as long as hendricks.gif is a thing.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 15, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Corrupting the youth and not believing in the gods of the city.
This doesn’t end well.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Nya nya
Stoop kid!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 15, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you get a rec
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
where'd you get into?
more importantly, what’s the quote?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
He must have gotten accepted by Clemson and Arizona State then.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
It was in the year-opening piece.
“Either he gets the ball, or he dies.”
Used in the context of an essay about lacrosse, but still.
by hamdenhusky on Dec 15, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
so say we all!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
or Clemson
FUCK CLEMSON
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
There is a 160 lb rottweiler sitting on my wife's lap. She literally can't move him and he doesn't appear to be in any hurry to go anywhere
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
My buddy's mastiff is like that.
She thinks she is a lapdog. For my buddy (who is 300 lbs) she is a lapdog. For the rest of us she’s an anchor.
He used to sleep at the foot of our bed (no he sleeps next to the crib)
Every once in awhile he would sneak onto the bed in the night and you’d wake up with him on your legs. Since he’s mostly black, you can’t see him at all in the dark, so for the first couple seconds, an irrational panic would wash over you as you thought you were paralyzed because you couldn’t move your legs.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah, I don't mean, "it's harder than it should be to move my legs"
I mean “I’m trying like hell to move and it’s not working… OH MY GOD I HAVE POLIO”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
run faster boy!
he’s got a taste for flesh now!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Well, good for Jacksonville
Blocked a punt and ran it back to get on the board. 41-7 and not 4th quarter yet.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
fuck you i believe!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 15, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I need 70 more words tonight and I'm set for the evening
then 300 before breakfast
/furk
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions
"Let's Have A Real Good Time." times 50, then.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Will this help
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
When did Snidely Whiplash buy the Jaguars?
Good evening from rainy AusVegas!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 15, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Ladies and Gentlemen of the EDSBS Commetariat. I may pass away tonight or at the very least I will have a stroke or get diabetes. Behold the glorious reason:
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Dec 15, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hershey Chocolate Breadsticks with Melted Chocolate Sauce
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Scrum-diddly-umptious
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
wtfisthatcat.jpg
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Dec 15, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
a lot of this review I have to write about is just a bunch of butthurt anyway
heaney had someone translate the story for him and he wins a nobel prize and usurps this guy’s position as the leading beowulf scholar in the world. LOLUMAD CHICKERING?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:39 PM EST reply actions
SEAMUS' TRANSLATION HAS MOAR RUNNING GAME AND POTATOGRITPILLARS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
he really covered the time of possesion angle much more carefully
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE
at Heorot MeadHall. Roaming the sidelines is embattled coach Hrothgar. The Fighting Danes have lost three in a row to the Grendel family. Can their mysterious new coordinator turn the tide?
//starting to see parallels between Bill Stewart/Dana Holgorsen debacle.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, I think the people of West-by-God-Virginia would get along there splendidly.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
GRENDEL WANTS TO EAT
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Digging up my DVD movie packs. First up is 50 Horror Classics.
Disc 1 Side 1:
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
You ever see the Spencer Tracy Jekyl and Hyde?
Hyde is so evil that he’s MEAN to Ingrid Bergman.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Dec 15, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
That one I haven't seen yet. This collections version is the 1920 silent one
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
by Stubob72556 on Dec 15, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
/Jagwires.
//Jagwires.
///Jagwires.
DAMN IT NESSLER
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. ACC Champions! Yeah, still not believing it.
Jag-You-Are
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
The last person to witness this much pain inflicted in Atlanta
was Margaret Mitchell
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:43 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
You know she got run over by a drunk driver while crossing Peachtree?
Died at Grady a few days later.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
I did
but I was referring to Gone with the Wind, so my bad
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
/Steps in front of a cab
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Dec 15, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
See what happens when you have a Red Wings player on your fantasy team
Kronwall decides to somehow be -3 in a 4-3 game and kill your night.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Not to worry
I am sure you get to see the Thrashers/Jets again soon
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
They'll be in the Wild's conference next year, so I'll see them on TV a lot.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Title.
But losing in regulation after leading with 5 minutes to go? That is disappointing.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Not dirty.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 15, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU -3 IN A ONE GOAL GAME.
Seriously, you almost have to try to do that.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
that was pretty sick
10 dekes, with a mullett
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I liked the ever decreasing speed.
That had to just jack with the goalie’s mind…didn’t even make an effort to obstruct any shot after he hit his arse.
that is actually my go to move on a shoot out
its real hard for a goal tender to judge that and keep their angle. However, I have at most 3 dekes in me, and even that probably isn’t a good idea.
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to see somebody do the slow down thing...
and then unload an unholy slapshot from south of the circles.
Brian Roloson used to do that all the time
It was incredibly effective
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I would think so for two reasons
1) reaction time advantage (goalie reduced to guessing like in soccer)
2) everyone else seems to skate in, dees once, and then tries a simple shot from right on top of the crease/goalie
Bryan Lerg at MSU had a great breakaway move.
He’d usually fake forehand then flip it across to the backhand and go top shelf. Think he had two or three penalty shots in his career at MSU plus some live-play breakaways, and he not only scored just about every time, he usually made the goalie look ridiculous in the process.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I have actually done that one before
but it was on a guy I had previously faked a shot on before on the same move
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
typically
there are several different categories, for goals, points, plus/minus, saves, wins, etc. The winning and losing is based on how many of those categories you win head to head each week.
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
By categories.
Goals, assists, points, +/-, goals against, save percentage, penalty minutes, power play goals, shorthanded goals, if I remember right (it’s been a few years since I’ve played). In a head-to-head matchup, the team with a better total for a given statistic for the week gets a point.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Not a big hockey fan
So can somebody enlighten me on +/-
by Bus Crasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
It measures how many goals are scored when you're on the ice (not including power play goals)
If you’re on the ice when your team scores you get +1, if you’re on the ice when the other team scores you’re -1
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Similar to fantasy baseball
There are several categories (Goals, Assists, Shots, Penalty Minutes, Plus/Minus, Blocks, Hits, Saves, Wins) that score points. You set a lineup each day and (if you’re in a head to head league) at the end of the week the team with the most points gets the win. You also get extra points for PP and SH goals as well as Game Winning Goals
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
calling it a night at 958 words.
May my Muse visit in my sleep.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 15, 2011 10:48 PM EST reply actions
I'm outta here too
Going to go hook up the laptop to the big screen hdtv and watch… something.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 15, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions
Just checked on my fantasy teams.
My 10-3 team is trailing in the playoffs atm. I ucked out & got Rodgers & Cammy Cam for them.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I wouldn't sweat it too much
its not like any falcon on offense has had a huge night, despite the score
by BamaThrasher on Dec 15, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it" Nice wisdom silent movie
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Alright, sufficiently plastered and it's time for bed, meeting with the boss in the morning.
Thank goodness he drinks more than I do. Cheers Commentariat. Be safe tonight. \m/
I think I'm going to head to bed also.
The group I’m working for this winter break is building an RV-10, and I’m supposed to go in at 9.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Yea, this one is almost done.
The inspector is coming in the morning, and flight tests should be starting in the afternoon, but there are a few minor things that still need to be done. They also have two Zenith 801s that are in various states of build.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Um wow, Burn Notice season finale
Pretty good unexpected ending.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 15, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions
Just fall finale though?
But yes, they are doing a good job on mixing it up.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 15, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
My predictions for the title games this week:
D-II: Pittsburg State 33, Wayne State (MI) 27
D-III: Whitewater 24, Mount Union 14
NAIA: Saint Xavier 31, Carroll (MT) 27
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Anyone still here? I've been out doing things and stuff.
Mom’s birthday is tomorrow, and I’m not sure I made the right choice on the cake purchase, but ideally it will be the thought that counts.
Did you get Carrot Cake. Carrot cake is always the right choice.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
More for me
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 15, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
this reminds me
i’m kind of hungry and there is left over cake sitting on my counter……
by willbechampions on Dec 15, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'm around and hate everything right now.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 15, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Mom was allegedly going to bake dad a cake when he turned 57...yesterday now.
Didn’t happen. I wanted some fucking cake.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
What's that? Roddy White was productive a week I DIDN'T have him on the bench?
Get the fuck out
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 15, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions
Noapta buna
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
O hai.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 15, 2011 11:59 PM EST reply actions
Christopher Hitchens is dead.
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FUCK CANCER
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 16, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also fuck suicide.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Damn, I was just reading the article he wrote in the latest Vanity Fair.
/pours some Johnny Black out onto the curb
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Apparently, he took Vanity Fair's webserver down with him.
I’ve literally never seen this happen before.
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Shame.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
On the upside, the war is over
no, really for real this time aaggghhhh spiders fuckkkkkkkkkk
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
Hitch is dead?
Knew he had the cancer, of course, but I thought he was still in treatment. Must have been some pretty strong stuff.
Requiescat in pace.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 16, 2011 6:51 AM EST up reply actions
So I just read an article by the "Mack Brown Distinguished Professor for Global Leadership, History, and Public Policy"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 16, 2011 12:06 AM EST reply actions
The Florida running back presumably?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 16, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
can't sleep, again.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 16, 2011 12:28 AM EST reply actions
Just saw the most awesome comment fly past my feed:
@maxsilvestri Christopher Hitchens made me want to write, read, argue, and drink more. If God’s real, Hitchens has already convinced Him He’s not.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 16, 2011 12:38 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
on the plus side,
I’m now at 1100 words
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 16, 2011 1:00 AM EST reply actions
i'm hurr
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
HI
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Yes.
And drunk. She’s always apologetic to the sober people so there’s that at least
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
I'm on an impressive regiment of drugs
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
Sinus infection hit right before finals week and got bad during
It was all I could do to stay alive during them. But now I’m done and getting ready to go home tomorrow
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks. It's getting better but still pretty bad
They went fine. My hell week was last week. I only had 2 finals this week.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
Only two!
Glad it’s over for you, though! I still have 5 papers left to grade! When do you go back?
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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How long are the papers?
And thanks again. I go back the 12th but have to come back up here after christmas for a couple of days. And I get to work. Pretty excited about that actually.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
Ten pages, mostly.
But one of my Honors students decided to submit a 25 page paper instead of a 10-page paper! Our classes start back on the 9th.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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Shit. I'm that student. Turned in a 35 page portfolio. 20-25 bracket. Oh well.
And most classes around here do start back the 9th. For some reason we come back on a Thursday and then get a three day weekend. Don’t get it but it’s nice to ease back into things
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
It's an Honors student,
so I don’t mind. Her mentor is really the one to determine the quality/length of her research work. But I probably spend a 1/2 hour to an hour on each Honors student’s paper trying to give them good feedback.
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That's good
Probably a lot easier than reading a 25 pager from someone that just couldn’t make up their damn mind
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
Except this student LOVES
run-on sentences. It can be excruciating! LOL!
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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Oh Lord
Journalistic me is crying for you
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
After 10 pages,
I finally got tired of telling her to break her sentences up. I also gave up until tomorrow when I realized she had 25 FUCKING pages. The other paper is from an Asian student and he doesn’t know how to properly use articles.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
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Christ. That sounds fun
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah!
But these are actually better than some of my seniors in the program that I teach in.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
You should knock off a letter grade for "not following instructions"
If I asked a team member for five pages on some technical problem and got a master’s thesis in return, he’d get a good ass-chewing.
Damned Honors overachievers…
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 16, 2011 6:56 AM EST up reply actions
I'm also kind of ambien-high
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
Well, then you can't be held responsible
for anything that you type now.
Tom Bradley for PSU Head Coach!
Follow @Paige2PSU
sounds like a defense
that sandusky will use
by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
Not cool.
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i hate you fuck bama wharrrrrgarbl
/not responsible
/all spidery jokes about not being responsible for things go here.,
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
Seriously, though, that joke wasn't cool.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Ugh. I am all too familiar with that drug.
But no highs off it, I have to say.
by Narrow Right on Dec 16, 2011 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
question I have
as someone that suffers from inability to sleep, does it actually work, and is it adictive?
by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Yes and yes.
My evening routine is basically get stoned and then sleep. But make sure you do it early enough that you can sleep at least 8 hours, or you’ll be groggy as shit the next morning. The high it induces beforehand is really weird for me. Time for Alan Parsons again.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
welp
scratch that from the list, I know me, I have an addictive personality, and scares the shit out of me that I would od on something like that
by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
It's not an overdose-style addiction.
That is, it’s not something you want to take more and more of. It’s an “if you take it long enough, you won’t be able to sleep without it” addiction.
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Yeah, I'm not to the point quite yet with it.
Probably will be. Oh well.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Dec 16, 2011 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
It's not pretty.
With that, it’s time for me to “unplug” and do some reading to get myself as calm as possible before bed. Night.
by Narrow Right on Dec 16, 2011 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
Yes and yes.
Takes about 30-45 minutes for me, but that may be because I’ve been on some flavor of it for a while.
As far as addiction, it’s a very real possibility. My problem is that if I do not fall asleep within an hour, I freak out and then I’m in no condition to sleep. My fear of NOT sleeping can’t be discounted.
by Narrow Right on Dec 16, 2011 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
I seriously have a problem with fear of not sleeping
I’m a wreck after a half hour that I will never go to sleep. So I usually just wear myself out worrying.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
I just drink enough beer,
then I usually don’t have to worry about it!
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I took 3 doses of cough medicine with codeine the other night. And was awake until 4
I can’t figure me out some nights.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
Codeine can have the opposite effect in some people,
although it’s rare. When I had to be on pain meds, I always asked for Tylenol w/ codeine because I tolerated it better and codeine didn’t put me to sleep.
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Hmm. that's odd
I’ve never heard that. The first night I took it, it knocked me out. That was the only time it’s worked
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
There are a lot of meds that I have the opposite reaction to.
I’m just weird like that.
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I swear my body build immunity to drugs after the first time.
It happened with codeine, my z-pack isn’t doing shit, mucinex worked once and advil doesn’t even phase headaches anymore.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
Z-packs aren't really good for sinus infections.
As much as a pain in the ass it is, you’d do better with Amoxicillan or one other that I can’t think of its name.
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Z-packs worked before
But my sinus infections have never been this bad. And amoxicillan is a pain in the ass. I am far to absented minded to take threeve pills a day
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:45 AM EST up reply actions
I know what you mean.
My doctor told me z-packs don’t work that well anymore. Probably some kind of resistance.
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My mom took Ambien while she was also on a diet.
She would wake up in the middle of the night and make something to eat, then not realize it until the next morning when she saw the mess she made.
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I love using sick as a way to excuse myself from social functions and go to bed
Everyone shuts up, turns down the tv and the non-housers leave. except hellbeast
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:31 AM EST reply actions
nashville is a fun town
did you get a gig down there or something?
by BamaThrasher on Dec 16, 2011 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
Wings/Preds hockey tilt.
Being an hour away has its advantages. Plus, it was college night, so the 20 oz. beers were only 4 bucks instead of 8. DOUBLE FISTING.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Dec 16, 2011 1:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So this evening
I have the chance to catch the of two films I enjoy. So vote, the Return of the King, or V for vendetta?
Watched The Prestige the other day
Forgot how much I loved that movie
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
Well. Bedtime for this guy
Catch you all tomorrow. Just remembered I finish my antibiotics tomorrow just in time for our hard drinking family friends from Australia to visit us.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 16, 2011 1:49 AM EST reply actions
Australia, Australia, Australia!
“Crack tube!”
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 16, 2011 6:59 AM EST up reply actions
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