Some choice quotes from the article:

Dear United States of Football America,

You're welcome. And I hope you are appropriately thankful for this sacrifice.

My fellow Texans and I are taking yet another one for the team, this time staring down the prospect of being governed by expert blowhard Craig James so you do not have to turn down the volume on Thursday night football broadcasts.

I admit my first reaction upon hearing Craig James wanted to be my senator was hahahahaha. This seemed very much like one of those political rumors drudged up for the sheer entertainment value. Thursdays in football season were giggle gold as The Twitterverse went all scorched Earth policy on James. (Go to Google. Type in Craig James. An internet prankster has tricked it up so Google's first suggestion in the search box dropdown menu is "killed 5 hookers.")

Wait... Let's see here...

WHY HASN'T HE DENIED THIS?

(Mainstream media picked up on it? MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BITCHES!)