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Has everyone had a good weekend? Mine went like this. Now I'm at work.

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those bricks behind the tv don’t appear to be solid gold. That robot is for the poors

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotta go to the office at some point today

But until then, hooray for NFLAIDS!

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 11, 2011 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

what the lions are doing to the vikings is just cruel

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 11, 2011 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

Still time to go

but we need this win, don’t let Cam keep us out of the playoffs, pretty please.

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

IS THIS THING ON?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Dec 11, 2011 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

Do people have....real lives....today?

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

It's confusing.

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

hmm, i shall look into it

does this real life require pants?

Fuck Clemson and God Bless

by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

If so

not worth it.

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

never

Fuck Clemson and God Bless

by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Although I have to admit it's freezing in my house so I'm on #TeamSweatpants

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

as a chicagoan in the winter I am always #team sweatpnats

as well as #team hoodie, and #team beanie

Fuck Clemson and God Bless

by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

those are not roofing shoes

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't want to be below him

on the ladder, either.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 11, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

derpy

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks so much, I love it.

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

did you see the rg3 one?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that was good too

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

have not opened photoshop today.....

Time to draw 80085!

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Been slow going today regardless.

Later: cooking! (this has nothing to do with that other thing, but it’s worth mentioning)

by Chris Pendley on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Here we go

4th down for the Cammies vs. Atlanta

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

Yay it's Incomplete

P.S. does it get any worse than giving up 42 points to Jacksonville? Poor Tampa

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

lol bucs

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

Get down or get out of bounds Harvin.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

TWSS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's what I don't understand

The people in the Lexus commercials are ridiculously wealthy. They can not only buy a Lexus as a present, but they can get a custom designed copy of Guitar Hero. These kinds of people do not buy Lexuses (Lexii?) Lexus is for people who care about looking like they’re driving a “luxury” car but are not rich enough to do whatever the hell they want.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if we did the "fake Latin" plural

It would be Lexi, because there isn’t an “i” already in the word.

by Narrow Right on Dec 11, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They aren't advertising to the super rich people

Like you said, their core audience consists of people who want to look super rich, even though they aren’t. They say “hey, I can afford that car and be like the unbelievably rich people on the TV.” They want to get to the seemingly wealthy but actually extremely deep in debt type, because Lexus already knows they make poor financial decisions.

by Dawg from Canton on Dec 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to fucking murder everything.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

4-2 game?

4-2 game.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

bucs benched freeman

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

Josh Johnson

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

WE WERE UP 21-0 HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

OH, I KNOW! JIM SCHWARTZ SHOWING HIS BITCHFACE TWICE

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, is the goatee back?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

NFLAIDS

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Great, call the fucking swing pass.

BRILLIANT

/headdesk

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Swing passes, you say?

I offer my services at a substantial discount when swing passes are involved.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I KNOW, CALL A THREE YARD OUT

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

COCKFINGERS

WHAT THE FUCK?

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

bucs send in backup qb

backup qb throw interception second pass

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

EPIC DERP

THIS IS MORE DERP THAN HAS EVER BEEN DERPED

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

I. HATE. EVERYTHING.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

I haz a depressed. Redskins' fault

Please don’t sue me Dan Snyder

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 11, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

SPARTY DETROIT, NO

by Erik T on Dec 11, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

Wat.

Is CBS gametracker telling me the truth here? The Vikes called their last timeout while they could still pick up a first down? Then they picked up said first down, got up there to spike the ball and got an offsides on the defense as a result?

This is … wow.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

I'm watching the game and I have no idea.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

DERPY DERP DERPY DERPY DERP

LIONS WIN

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

*FART NOISE*

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Good question.

I think that would technically be before change of possession if it had not yet been recovered, and thus still Vikings’ ball.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It would still be a penalty.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If it's after the change of possession, wouldn't matter.

Unless it’s in the end zone, in which case, SAFETY.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Heartbreaking Vikings loss?

How delightful.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The only joy I have is at the massive derp.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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by Erik T on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

all the tians wrs fell down lol

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

I... why... what... how...

no

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

THAT WAS A FUCKING FACEMASK

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

"Let's replace this group of NFL referees"

“with clones of Ron Cherry, and see if anyone notices.”

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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 11, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

We're sorry, that's a makeup call for the bullshit Ponder hit earlier.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

???

He has played 12 times this season already.

Or did he leave for the NFL already?

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong Luck

Luck follows a number of characters who frequent the same horse-racing track.

It will star Dustin Hoffman as “a man in his late 60s just released from four years in prison who’s autodidactic, intelligent, and deeply involved in gambling.”

David Milch was quoted in Variety as saying; “The pilot is about a bunch of intersecting lives in the world of horse racing…It’s a subject which has engaged and some might say has compelled me for 50 years. I find it as complicated and engaging a special world as any I’ve ever encountered, not only in what happens in the clubhouse and the grandstand, but also on the backside of the track, where the training is done and where they house the horses.”

Pilot episode premieres tonight after the Boardwalk Empire Finale.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

ME!

I’m so fucking excited for this!

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I had HBO.

Fortunately, my U-verse package includes Showtime, so I can check out that new Don Cheadle-Kristen Bell show.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sunday night is Dexter/Homeland on Showtime

(Yeah, I know Dexter has gone down hill. I do like Colin Hanks as the Big Bad, though.)

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Never got in on Dexter

and the wife has a nigh-pathological hatred of Claire Danes, so no Homeland.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I hated her before this show too.

But she’s truly excellent in it, and Damian Lewis does an extraordinary job as the former POW.

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HBO?

dont get that, probably why I havent heard of it either.

Horse-racing aspect interests me.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, the sneak preview is tonight.

Plus, Boobwalk Empire season finale.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't know where they can go from here.

You don’t go full Oedipus.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he hasn't gone yet

unless full disaster overtakes the Darmody empire, and the only one left standing will be Richard FUCKING Harrow.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell happened?

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I don't even possibly understand.

But thank goodness.

Now please let the injured players get healthy quick and Suh get his head together, because this isn’t going to fly against Oakland and San Diego.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

Lions were doing well picking off badly-thrown passes

so you’ll be fine against Palmer and the Raiders.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

OH GOD NFL FOX WERID NOISES WITH TERRYBRADSHAW

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

IT WAS LIKE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHH BRRRRRRAHHHHHH

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He called in April.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So between the Saints game and the Lions game,

that was the Derpiest 5 minutes of NFL football of the season.

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

That too.

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, that's delicious.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

THE FINEST ATHLETES IN THE WORLD PLAYING A GAME OF PRECISION AND COORDINATION

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

AND PREVENT DEFENSE

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

On fourth and 1 inside the 5.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

We need to combine

Vikings-Lions, Saints-Texans, Redskins-Patriots DERP and play the clip with Yakety Sax

by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Harbaugh

please don’t be infected by NFLAIDS

by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

BUT GOING ON FOURTH DOWN IS TOO BIG OF A RISK

IN THE NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I am ashamed.

I’m actually horrified that it worked. I think I posted that we deserved to lose after that, as fucking angry as it would have made me.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, congratulations.

Your coaches now have PROOF that punting is winning.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It didn't work so much as what the Vikings did worked even less.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

JOE WEBB JOE WEBB JOE WEBB JOE WEBB

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

TEBOWESQUE

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

NOT THE CHERISHED BROWNSTONES OF DETROIT

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?

I would venture to say the Green Bay Packers, coach.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

And the Lions have their first non-losing season since nineteen forfucking ever.

Questionably earned, but hopefully a sign of brighter things to come.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

This requires one more.

8-5 at the moment.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Fivel Goes West on one of the HBO channels.

So much nostalgia. Plus Dom DeLouise.

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

The first one still makes me cry.

That one makes me weep, but because it’s so bad.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't seen it since I was about 8

so this could be one of those rude awakenings where I didn’t realize how horrible it is.

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It probably will contain the least NFL AIDS

but it’ll probably also contain limited competence.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

John Fox is the NFLAIDSiest coach I’ve ever seen. He’s been better this season than in the past, but we get more than our share of NFLAIDS.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh what the shit.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, I think I'm rooting for you guys now.

Completely ignoring playoff implications? Yep.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

TEBOW INDERPTION!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

all of them

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

NBA and it's not even close.

At least the others make money off their stupidity.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Paying Greg Oden to do anything athletic.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

/punctures lung during warmups

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Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Dec 11, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The lung was punctured, of course, by shrapnel from Oden's exploded knee.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/entire Blazers franchise gets lupus

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Though I am amazed that the Mavs got Odom for an undefined 1st round pick with a slew of Mav-friendly stipulations. And Vince Carter for, what, half a tube of Pringles?

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but with the Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.

Good luck getting the same effort out of Vince.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

NBA by a fucking mile.

The NFL realized that letting the lockout drag on would have been a disaster. MLB has its share of stupid, stupid contracts but nowhere near what the NBA has – and the NBA sacrificed two months of the season to achieve precisely dick.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

NBA and it's not even fucking close dude

MLB you can control your own costs and not lose money. NFL owners DESIGNED THE LEAGUE so that they won’t lose money.

Now, if you want some real stupidity, look at European soccer.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

European soccer owners at least have the good sense to regard teams as money-sucking luxury items, not actual investments.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

NBA by a country mile

for the simple reason that they had a lockout over…basically nothing.

And Comic Sans.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Worse human beings

I think Gilbert is a worse owner though

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Snyder is the worst owner by far, but Sterling is a terrible human being.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

If NBA wants Clippers to actually succeed and make money for the league

They better kick Sterling out (Hopefully Sterling finally pays money and Clips get Chris Paul though)

by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He's such a fucking moron

“When will we just change the name of 25 of the 30 teams to the Washington Generals?”

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Fancy pants Harvard 1%er.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

how long before he's playing safety?

/RodWoodson’d

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by Gamecock2002 on Dec 11, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Every off season for the past few years

the Packers have talked about moving Charles Woodson to safety.
Most pick happy safety ever?

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

How dare you.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Oakland just sucks the life out of people

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

TEBOW IS NOT ON MY TV????????????????

TV execs apparently have no understanding of the Southern College Football Fan. For optimal ratings, they should have every Denver game on in SEC territory until further notice.

by Ardbeg on Dec 11, 2011 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

PERSONAL FOUL

SACKING TEBOW

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

[John Fox bitchface goes here.]

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently I get BBC America now.

Hooray Top Gear and Doctor Who! Hooray beer!

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

And not the shitty American version either.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Some of those are fun

because you can tell we didn’t get half the story.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, they're fun.

But, they’re still shit.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

get ready for those most british of shows

like The X-Files Deep Space 9 and Battlestar Galactica

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that too. Awesome.

I forgot that they bought the rights for all the watchable stuff the Sci-Fi Chanel used to air.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The Science channel has some great BBC shows too

Like Wonders of the Universe/Solar system and stuff

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

And they've got Firefly

I spend so much of my time switching between BBCA and Science.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/Caleb Hanie is confused

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

PERSONAL FOUL

TOUCHING THE PASSER

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Ehhh...

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 11, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

YOU CANNOT TOUCH THE HOLY TEBOQ

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

"It's your responsibility to stay off the quarterback's legs."

You might heed your own advice.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

Well, where else are they going to put their hands while they're fellating him?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow wouldn't allow it.

Too gay.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

wut.

egg rolls, salad and some leftover oysters

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

No kidding.

I’ve been really into Basque cheeses lately.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ate at a Basque restaurant in Paris on my honeymoon

Perhaps the best meal I’ve ever had.

Waiter: You understand this is Bambi?
Me: Yes, bring me Bambi.

by Ardbeg on Dec 11, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The Basque are basically the southerners of Europe

If they can kill it, they’ll find a way to make it taste good.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

UVA is technically in the south.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn straight

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by wahoocrew on Dec 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Fox!!!!

3rd and 6 from the 11 is a running down, so that you can run again on 4th and short.

If you are going to coach an option QB, learn how to run a fucking option offense.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

Paul Johnson approves of both your strategy and attitude

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Cinci has only suspended Yancy Gates for 6 Games along with the guy who stomped on Frease

Official Statement from Commissioner John Marinatto: ""The very unfortunate events that occurred in the final seconds of yesterday’s Cincinnati-Xavier men’s basketball game certainly have no place within intercollegiate athletics. The University of Cincinnati has responded with swift, expeditious and appropriate actions which The BIG EAST Conference fully supports."

This is such fucking horseshit and the NCAA better step in.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

Perspective:

Curtis Kelly got nine games… for getting some clothes.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it was more like several hundred dollars

But yeah.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Six games isn't even close to enough.

Especially when the next four are cupcakes.

Ten games, absolute minimum.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Lawl.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

lulz

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

The Raiders do not care for your snap count Aaron Rodgers

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus Christ what the fuck

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck.

How do you let a 25 yard field goal get blocked?

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

#Broncos

#JohnFoxNFLSUPERAIDS

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

When the host attempts to become even slightly creative

NFLAIDS intensifies its attack on the host body.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

TEBOW

can’t have a lead until there is 19 sec left

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Man the 49ers must have

Eleventy thousand more FGs than your team

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

Saban is watching Denver-Chicago right now and thinking

“Maybe I should give this NFL think another try.”

by Ardbeg on Dec 11, 2011 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

Never change, Jim Harbaugh.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck this punting shit

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

Let's see...

Broncos have 4th and 1 on the 50. Do we go for it? NEVAR!

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

No, let's kick it to the Bears most dangerous player

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Raiders put 12 on the field

Rodgers throws bomb for TD and breaks Favres single season TD record

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

So they needed 13 to stop Rodgers?

Dooley is intrigued by this.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Caleb Hanie has gotten past midfield?

What the fuck, Denver? This must be put to an end.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Not to worry.

He remembers he’s Caleb Hanie.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't know

but I bet the Bucs set it

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought the detroit game was early

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It was.

Apparently, this game is pure barf.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So you owe me a return message

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You aren't kidding.

My head remains full of fuck.

by Erik T on Dec 11, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Failpocalypse Now

Where uninspired offensive play calling meets an inability by receivers to catch passes.

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

CBS, I'm pretty sure there's a law against putting snuff films on network TV.

PAT will make this 31-0 Packers. With seven minutes left in the second quarter.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

Oh.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

/is blacked out in San Diego

//watching Packers slaughter Raiders instead, so iz happy
///thank God for Packers, only reason able to enjoy watching footbaw after the wVU game this year

by drothgery on Dec 11, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Giving up 31 in a half isn't necessarily the end of the world.

NFLADIS can strike at any time.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You were saying?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

JAKELOCKER

JAKELOCKER JAKELOCKER JAKELOCKER JAKELOCKER JAKELOCKER

by Erik T on Dec 11, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Entirely off-topic

but are there any other erfworld fans on edsbs?

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

Boop.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

So, yes.

I made a hat magic joke so time in the distant past about Les Miles and it fell flat. Of course, it might have just sucked.

Im really enjoying book zero.

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by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Les is quite obviously a carnymancer.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Hat Magic

but they are both stagemancy, so he may have some carnymancer skills.

Of course, its quite possible he is the world’s first retconjuror.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Chip Kelly is clearly a turnamancer

he gets more plays than should be possible.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Bielema: dirtamancer.

Wisky OL: bogtrolls.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

SAY WHAT AGAIN

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Pony Excess on the deuce right now

still hoping there is a “Director’s Cut” that addresses the allegations of the five young female victims of a certain RB.

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

Typical Denver football

0-0 at the half.

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

Tebow got em right where he wants them

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That's only if Broncos put Tebow in as a LB on a blitz

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, maybe not.

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow completes a pass near the Bears' end zone

Receiver fumbles the ball, picked up by Chicago player on the 1 yard line. Chicago player drops back into the end zone to find a running lane, when…

BOOM. Tebow safety. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Raiders fake punt from their own 28

LOL, no sir, fuck you

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

That's it, I quit the NFL.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the call, honestly.

And look, the football gods rewarded them.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps not.

TD comes back on a clip. And that probably gets challenged as a forward pass.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm honestly thinking of becoming an NFL coach.

Considering I have a pulse, often don’t fall asleep until 3 am, have a better strategic knowledge of the game of football than Dick Jauron and did not play the sport in college, I share many attributes with many of the current guys wearing headsets.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Superbad is on

also some movie with Jonah Hill and Michael Cera is starting

/Raidersarethatbad
//getit!

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Harley Davidson commercial

All I can think of is the South Park episode.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Bane is in the new Batman movie?

There was no way I was going to be able to avoid spoilers all the way up to its release, was there?

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Mostly just by not paying attention, i guess

So is it going to follow the general storyline of Knightfall?

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

No one knows

But speculation points to probably

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

They've been tight-lipped about the actual plot

Most of what people know so far is a result of what has been seen on their location shoots.

psuedo spoiler***
This installment does, apparently, open eight years after the end of the last one.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, apparently the movie OPENS with him, and he was going to be all over the trailers.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I translate it as:

Unwatchable

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

GRITTY

Sometimes like sand becoming a pearl, mostly like a sandwich with lettuce that wasn’t properly washed

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy Jesus Moos Johnsons's coat.

Some mid-seventies sofa gave it’s life for that thing.

by Albino Tornado on Dec 11, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Say what you will about Hanie and Tebow

Their receivers aren’t exactly helping them out.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

That's not happening because The Bears.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only one watching the NCAA soccer championship?

Speas from UNC just had a pretty goal to put UNC up 1-0 on UNC Charlotte.

by SakerlinaJosh on Dec 11, 2011 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

I know very little about College soccer

but I’m surprised to hear UNC Charlotte is that strong. Is that a new thing?

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

They're unranked

I didn’t follow the tournament until the semi’s, so I have no idea. Definitely not a traditional power.

by SakerlinaJosh on Dec 11, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Charlotte!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 11, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Only to be hired by someone else within six months.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

NFL INCESTUOUS CIRCLEJERK

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitbull went to Jared and had a Real Good Time.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The beer is blue! It's cold enough to drink!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

And the guy from Bizarre Foods

What is this madness?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

HE WENT TO JARED

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

But he's not going to be the person he's expected to be anymore

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Something to do with cologne.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Being your own man and not listening to commercials telling you what you should smell like

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still waiting for the honesty in advertising cologne commercial

“Yes, it makes no sense for it to cost this much. But it may well increase your chances of having intercourse.”

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like something from the movie Crazy People.

Jaguar – for men who want handjobs from women they hardly know.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 11, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Sony: Because caucasions are too damn tall.

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!

by lhb98 on Dec 11, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I've only seen that commercial during football.

You have to assume guys are the target demographic. What guy sees that commercial and is like…you know…I identify heavily with that random European model.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

In the context I provide to that commercial

He’s a tennis player

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

AND THEN JARED SAID

DUDE I WILL PUNCH YOU RIGHT SQUARE IN THE WIENER

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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So I was drinking with a friend earlier this week when the question was raised:

Has anyone attempted to combine the “Napa Know How” commercials with the “Over 9000” meme to make “Nappa Know How”? I refuse to believe that this has not yet occured.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Today's NFL action in one sentence.
Ponder’s day was done after he threw a third interception on the opening drive of the third quarter, faking a handoff to no one, rolling right and throwing over the middle to cornerback Eric Wright.

Love you, AP.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

They forgot how he was VICIOUSLY, ILLEGALLY MAULED on the play.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Incomplete

THE REFEREES WANT TO SEE A SNUFF FILM

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

Chicago-Denver?

Aw, fuck it.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

Oh that's what that is,

I thought they were replaying the lsu bama game

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
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by 8gooner8 on Dec 11, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

RedZone Channel

Please avoid any showing of Packers’ murder on Raiders please

by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

Good God.

This Packers-Raiders corpsefuck isn’t even at halftime?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

completely un sports related but curiosity is killing me

what is the average men’s shoe size?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

I wear a 12, dunno about average

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunno.

Mine are 9 1/2 or 10 ultrawide.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Since most companies sample size is 9,

have to say 9

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by 8gooner8 on Dec 11, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm short and I wear a 10½ ; I'd say something like 11 or 12, but I don't really know.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Being quite average in nearly all respects, I'd guess 10 1/2

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

????

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

5 1/2

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

oh honey...

ok, so i just have abnormal feet. awesome.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, uh... ahem... UF, I hear you need a new OC...

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Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Dec 11, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

uh, didn't you used to work here?

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Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Dec 11, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I should know this my own self.

But who is the Niners player that sprints to the sideline and sits on the bench as his celebration? I like that guy.

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by Joey C. on Dec 11, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

David Akers, the kicker?

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

This gentleman is of a less translucent hue.

I love green because money be green.
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by Joey C. on Dec 11, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Braylon Edw—

—ahaha, just kidding.

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by Tremendous on Dec 11, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Aldon Smith?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the one.

I love green because money be green.
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by Joey C. on Dec 11, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Bobby Petrino benched his punter for multiple games

after he punted to Hester.

Louisville v Miami.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Carson Palmer plays 6 games for Oakland

and throws more int’s than any other Oakland QB since 06. Yes you fucking suck Carson

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Blue Traveler too exclusive

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

GENERAL ALARUM.

BEARS HAVE ENTERED RED ZONE.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

I'M SCARED HOLD ME

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

If they don't score

how is Tebow supposed to come from behind to win?

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Has Enderle played yet? No?

There’s your problem.

NATHAN.

ENDERLE.

LEAGUE.

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by Joey C. on Dec 11, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Could Denver be behind in the 2nd half?

Thats Tebow time.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Channel?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPNU

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 11, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

BWAAAAAA.

I guess now we get to lose on a last-second field goal drive.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

Set up by a Hanie sack-fumble on the 15.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Fitz

showing the world what Jerry Rice’s career would have been like playing with the Skelton-Kolb 2 headed hydra

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 6:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, that's bullshit

Almost as bad as places that try to charge you for ice water.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

One place asked if my wife and I if wanted sparkling

We said, tap water and they still charged us.

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by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know how to quantify rage

but Imma guess “no.”

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That be some bullshit.

Default assumption is that soft drink refills are free unless told otherwise.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I never expect a free refill on beer or wine

so it doesnt automatically cause rage.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Charging for water?

Now I’m really mad.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

A little while ago, lots of places around here wouldn't give you water unless you specifically asked.

Then again, that might have been due to HOLY FUCK IT HASN’T RAINED IN THE PAST FOUR MONTHS. (No longer true; we actually got a normal amount of rain in November and already have beaten our monthly average for December.)

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That's straight up horseshit.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, this guy riding his kite car (or whatever the fuck that is), out here on the beach just crashed

and a nice wave just washed over him
/ pacific ocean up here is quiet cold

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by 8gooner8 on Dec 11, 2011 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

fasdfsaalskjfdfs

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

LOL THE REPLAY SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED

ARE YOU SHITTING ME? GET HIM A FUCKING TV WITH CABLE ON IT

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Replay system broke in Green Bay.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT

The replay system has malfunctioned?

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

Cheezus.

Fucking NFL kickers.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

Full

The squashing is barely noticeable.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Heathen!

Definitely go with the bars on the side. Must have Optimum. Viewing. Experience.

by kadoogan on Dec 11, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Things I learned over the past 24 hours

1) I’ve seen the claymation Rudolph special a countless number of times and I still get pissed at how shitty everyone treats him.

2) I have never been as happy for a player I have no affiliation with, as I was for RG3 last night

3) I apparently give no shits about baseball players when football season is happening. Which is weird, because I care a lot about it during baseball season. I actually feel bad for Cardinals fans that Pujols has left and I keep wanting to get outraged at Braun, but all I come up with is "He’s a an idiot even if it was a ‘tainted supplement.’ He’ll never reach Robin Yount’s level as “greatest Brewer.”

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Not everyone in St. Louis is mad

Also, you forgot that you learned you are Yukon Cornelius

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

McCarthy better pray Rogers doesn't get hurt

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

What's he supposed to do, pull him with more than a quarter left?

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

no

he should be taking a knee

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what he's supposed to do

but he’s taking a lot of hits and it is the Raiders. He might have to leave him in, but I’d be terrified of him getting hurt. The game is over.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLRAIDERS

Yet another bite on the hard count. How many offsides penalties is that today?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

No, Broncos.

You don’t automatically get a personal foul to bail you out of crappy third down plays.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

DEVIL WORSHIPPER

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT TEBOW

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLRAIDERS again

Two-yard pass caught in the flats, fumbled, QB tries to fall on it and fails, touchdown Green Bay.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

LOLKLAND RAIDERS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

I hope nobody's watching the Raiders game

Beside those watching the snippet on the RedZone

by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

That's the only game I get.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

same here

ugh.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

when somebody finally scores more than 10 points on Denver

they’re going to be in trouble.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone other than the Vikings, you mean.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

that goes with out saying

related: Homer Simpson as John Elway

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The Simpsons loved joking about the Broncos back in the day.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, at least one thing went right for the Raiders.

Blocked the Green Bay PAT.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

Most do

But John Fox is afflicted with incurable NFLAIDS

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the timeout situation?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, then, no shit, you onside kick.

With two or three timeouts I’d have to think about it.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol no.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/narrows eyes

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

TD Broncos

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

Defibrillators plz.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 11, 2011 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

To any LSU fans out there, Matt Flynn is for GB

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

I've been looking forward to this

since about 3 minutes into the game.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

So, three-and-out would make it 40 seconds for Tebow to make another drive

So talking heads can keep shout out TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW for one more week

by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

HE'S JUST HAVING FUN OUT THERE

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate talking heads

but they will not deny me my love of TEBOW

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

DURR.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

LOL you dumb shit

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

Oh for fuck's sake.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

I'm scared.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/pats head

Me too, ACS. Me too.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Its Denver

so you can hit a 60 yarder

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently he was hitting 70 yarders in warmups

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Which makes it a TD to win instead of a FG

and if you miss (likely), Denver has the ball at midfield needing 10-15 yards to get in long FG range to tie. (Assuming you were talking about Chicago attempting a FG.)

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes.

Chicago was at the Denver 43 or so prior to punting, which would have made it a 60-yard FG.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't.

60 is really hard even in Denver, doesn’t make it a two-score game, and if you miss Denver takes over at midfield.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

We're now in 60 yard FG range.

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 6:59 PM EST reply actions  

tebow is my lord and savior

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

COME ON PRATER

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

58 yard field goal

I predict: WIDE LEFT

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

...

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

He made that by 10 yards

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

He fucking hit it

I gotta start going to church more

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck that.

Marion Barber, this is your fault.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Gotta give credit where credit is due

Tim Tebow made him go out of bounds

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Every week there is some improbable turn of events that allows a Tebow comeback

I’m done fighting it. GO FOOTBALL JESUS

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that.

I’ll fight it forever.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That's because you have no soul

We’ve been over this

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not a ginger.

Or an engineer.
Or a gypsy.

We’ve been over this.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That hasn't killed my soul.

The Red Wings keep it alive.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't say you were born without a soul. I said you don't have one.

You gave yours up when you went to Michigan

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Rebuttal: My concentration was Astronomy.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How is that better?

Heathen

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Science concentration = actually having to love your concentration = having a soul

QED

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Science Concentration = actively trying to disprove God = no soul

Man it’s fun being irrational

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do I need to disprove God?

/eaten by spiders

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

BIG GIANT SPIDERS

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

NO ONE EXPECTS THE STEMPIKE INQUISITION

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Do I also lose my soul as a fake Michigan fan?

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know, I'm not a theologian

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you

at least until it makes sense. I just don’t see how you can be good at scoring 10 points a game

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLBEARS

Everybody in the NFC North except Green Bay is full of derp.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

And now, John Fox will kick off to Devin Hester.

Completing the circle of derp.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

Do it

For the sake of my fantasy team, do it.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

HE JUST GETS YOU INTO LONG FIELD GOAL RANGE.

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

GOD IS ON HIS SIDE

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

He is the first man to figure out

that it is actually to your advantage not to score until there is less than 5 minutes in the game.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Please shank it.

Just don’t kick it to hester.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

I love the trolling

Tebow doesn’t complete a pass in the 2nd and 3rd quarter yet still gets it to OT

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

announcer wasnt a math major

56-40 is apparently less than zero.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

Bears had the ball up 3 with 2 minutes left and Denver out of timeouts

Marion Barber ran out of bounds with a minute left for no apparent reason on 3rd down, allowing the Broncos to drive down and get a 58 yard FG to tie

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

MBIII just feels bad for Decker.

ISSA GOFUR CONSPIRASEE PAWWWWWWWWWWWL

by Erik T on Dec 11, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Denver is going to beat New England.

They will be down 20 points in the 4th, but they will win, somehow.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 11, 2011 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

Then they will lose to the packers by 70 points in the super bowl

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too.

I thought we were just going to suck for luck this year.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

College basketball season is going to be long this year.

Although maybe the team will gel like it did last year.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

Tebow's entire purpose in life is to troll the NFL

I finally get it and I begrudgingly support it.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 11, 2011 7:09 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Comme on Bears. You can do this.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

ESPN2 documentary on SEC championship

Keith Jackson mentioning that a team runs the risk of losing a championship game and its ticket to a big bowl.

A good chunk of the original Big 12 just went “HNNNNGGGGG”

(Yes, it is probably against my interests to watch the SEC and ESPN butter each other up. Yet here I am.)

by Narrow Right on Dec 11, 2011 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

/Michigan State twitches with rage

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama says just avoid the championship game.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh for fuck's sake.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

Hugz?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU GOD

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

God strips the ball

What has Marion Barber done to forsaken you?

by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

It's more that Old Testament God

is totally favoring the Israelites, er, Broncos.

by Albino Tornado on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

His nickname implies that he is a heathen

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

God has always disliked Barbarians

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Things that can be added to the Swing Pass Immediate Execution List:

Prevent defense.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

Oh fuck yes.

Also, running a four minute offense with eight minutes left in the game.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Arizona beat San Fran

New Orleans thanks you.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken, that means GB has locked up home field advantage.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I was already taking that as a given

I would really like to steal that #2 seed though. San Fran’s got Pittsburgh next week.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I think that means we've officially clinched it.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

As long as you have the tie breaker against San Fran. You definitely have it against NO, and they’re the only other team that could tie you if you lost out.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

not quite

still needs another GB win or another SF loss (if Saints hadn’t already lost to Packers, both the Saints and 49ers would need to lose if the Packers did).

by drothgery on Dec 11, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

San Fran-Detroit rematch?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

And on the first down, he rested.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Teboq.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

BLOCKED RETURNED FOR TOUCHDOWN

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Irrational Tebow hate is irrational.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, some of us can only follow via here or TWWL's asstastic website.

Hence: ‘did that actually happen, SG42?’

Apparently it did not.

by Erik T on Dec 11, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure if it's irrational

Even if it’s not his fault, the massive over saturation by the media would make me hate anyone.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I avoid the media, it makes life better.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebowl-os Dept:

The legions of Tebowlos grows…..
…as the legend of Tebow grows….

by SKLM on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

GOOD

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

GAME

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

Bleh.

At least I have chicken.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

WRONG

Obviously Space Egyptians.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

So awesome

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

hi everyone

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

PRAISE BE TO THE KING OF TROLLS

HE WILL LEAD US FROM NFLAIDS TO THE KINGDOM OF EVERLASTING WTF

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

NO I DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE, ASSHAT

HE’S A TERRIBLE QUARTERBACK WHO HAS PLAYED TERRIBLE OFFENSES

BITE MY ASS, FOX

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

Signed:

Every organization in the NFL.

Denver included

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Dec 11, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

How does Denver work?

Magnets.

JESUS magnets.

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by Fonce on Dec 11, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry, I know how this ends

He will perform 7 miracles (wins) before being crucified.

In the playoffs.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

James Harrison behaves just so he can murderize Tebow.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Is your name Dave Zirin?

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by saxattack29 on Dec 11, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats Tebow.

Everyone hates you or loves you.
I personally dont give a fuck, but i must tip my hat to a master of trolling the masses.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

I don't hate Tebow as a person

I just hate the hype machine that surrounds him.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

This, mein Gott, this.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

tebow has gone through it twice now

everyone loves
/everyone hates
everyone loves
some super hate

by UMR_Rugger on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont really like Tebow

But I hate the anti-hype machine.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Solution: Don't pay attention to it.

Thats what i do.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I hated the hype over him in college when everyone fawned over him.

I love him now that everyone hates him.
/sociopath?

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty much like that

It also helps that I’m a lifelong Broncos fan.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm torn.

On one hand, I love that a team running an offense other than the same sterile West Coast variant is actually doing well. On the other, I’m fucking sick of hearing about it every fucking second.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

I love Tebow, but I wish people would fucking shut up about him.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamTripleOptionForArizonaCardinals

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

with Peterson at QB

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Same way

I hope that isnt a symptom of being a sociopath.

Im also hoping he is the cure for NFLAids.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

So if Tebow is jesus

What does that make Rodgers?

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

The Anti-Christ?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Thor.

Swinging his hammer high.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

I’m starting to believe….in TJ MOTHERFUCKIN’ YATES

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I cheer for two football teams:

The Denver Broncos and UNC. TJ Yates and Tim Tebow are making this the most enjoyable NFL season ever.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Mary Magdalene

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why I couldn't be a GM

Marian Barber would not have a seat on the plane back home

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

If Matt Forte doesn't get hurt last week...

Barber doesn’t even have the ball there. Tebow works in mysterious ways.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he could afford to fly commercial.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you misunderstand. He'd be cut on the spot.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I like your management style.

Could you take a job with the Chiefs.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Or the Lions?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow 3/4 horrible qb 1/4 awesome qb

its just that the last quarter is the one that matters

by UMR_Rugger on Dec 11, 2011 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

I love it when I'm not sure which player involved should be more insulted.

Have a rec.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

also the worst

quarters 1-3 tebow
4th quarter king james

by UMR_Rugger on Dec 11, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

so if they had twins...

one would be good and the other would be bad.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

what would the college football equivalent of this be?

1st half aggies and 2nd half oregon comes to mind

Fuck Clemson and God Bless

by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/cowers in fear

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/is scared

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 11, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

furk

dudebrabroman hate tebow purp.

Fuck Clemson and God Bless

by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

#SteveSpurrierJr4CCU

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

I missed something?

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 11, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's see

- You don’t get money. What the Packers are offering is Common Stock, which isn’t stock as most people understand it. It can’t go down, it can’t go up, you can’t sell it, and you can’t cash in. On the front page of their Offering Document, the Packers make this distinction quite clear: Even if the team should ever be sold, shareholders will not receive a slice of the purchasing price, or even get their initial investments back.

- You don’t get a real say in the team. While a share does confer voting rights, the Packers make very clear that you have almost zero say. Under the heading “Limited Influence,” they do the math for you: because there will be at least five million outstanding shares, your vote might as well be worthless. And since no one is allowed to own more than 200 shares, you can’t buy clout. Even if you could, most votes concern electing members of the 45-person Board of Directors, who in turn select a seven-person Executive Committee, which is the braintrust that makes the actual franchise decisions.

- You don’t get to criticize the Packers, or other teams, or any NFL employee. Although the NFL’s rules on ownership are drafted and aimed at the typical multimillionaire owner, they apply just as much to you, Betsy from Sheboygan. While the league isn’t going to be monitoring message boards for your negative comments, what about a national writer? Andy Hutchins of SBNation is a Green Bay fan, but his day job is writing about football, which necessarily means having to criticize NFL figures on occasion. He’d love to own a piece of the Packers, but by the letter of the law, that would be a conflict of interest. It’s an ethical dilemma, and one he’s not sure he’s willing to take on.

- You get a certificate suitable for framing. You get an invite to the annual shareholders meeting. You get “the opportunity to purchase exclusive shareholder merchandise.” Congratulations! You just joined a team fan club! What Packers fans/owners are doing, in essence, is making a donation without the tax break. The team wants money for renovations and other things, so they send up the Pack Signal and the cash just rolls in. This is fairer than forcing through taxes or stadium bonds on helpless local residents, and it’s also easier for the team. So why don’t other owners pull the same move? They can’t. NFL ownership rules since the 1950s require a franchise’s largest owner to possess minimum percentage of shares, and only Green Bay was grandfathered in.

Courtesy of Deadspin.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You don’t get a real say in the team.

That actually sounds a lot my relationship to the companies I own stock in.

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You could get say

You just have to pony up more bucks.

There is no limit like with the Packers.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

So there's no limit to me except for material reality

Which is unlike the Packers, which is limited by made up rules, and material reality.

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Im with you

It would be awesome if they were really a publicly traded company.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Publicly traded companies

have to release audited financial statements. No NFL team would ever do that.

The Tribe was publicly traded for a couple of years, as were a couple of other teams briefly (the Marlins, I think). Some EPL teams have floated stock before.

No sig.

by GenericCommenter0001 on Dec 11, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The Packers do release they're financials, they made like 24 million in operating profit last year

The NFL rules now prohibit teams from being set up like the Packers for this very reason.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

their*

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

not just NFL

MLB, NBA etc are have rules on ownership along these lines.

I would love to see it change. I think the fans thoughts on owner/player negotiations would be interesting with dividend changes on the line.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not bullshit, it's the fact that the media completely misses the fact that they're a non-profit

The stock shares are non-transferable (except by will) because it’s it’s impossible (according to the organization’s charter) to make a profit on the sale of the company.

It’s in the bylaws that if the Packers are ever sold the profits must go to the Green Bay American Legion. There’s no reason to sell the stock because you can’t make money on it.

You still get to vote on who sits on the Board of Directors, but other than that, it’s a charitable donation.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Also charitable donation infers tax deductions and such

Which is not what it is. You’re basically fundraising for the team.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The owners vote on the Board of Directors, the board of directors make all the decisions after that.

It’s not complicated. I don’t know why the media is all over this now. I’ve owned shares since 1996, the ownership structure has not changed.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically, the Board of Directors then vote on a committee who THEN make all the decisions

The issue is that a lot of people who buy the shares don’t realize this and don’t realize how little they get for their stock.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

except boosters also get to be GMs

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I bought a share this last offering knowing exactly what I was getting

I’m more than happy to hang that on my wall and be able to say I own a share of my favorite team and that’s damn awesome

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by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that's not the issue, at all

Everyone I know that owns shares knows exactly what they’re getting. Again, the media is making a big deal out of something that has been in place for nearly 100 years. They’re creating a controversy where none exists. I’m kinda surprised people care at all.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Lets all argue over nothing and its something that works perfectly fine eveident with all those Super Bowl whatevers.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool tebow story bro

Met Tebow on a flight to Gainesville from Atlanta. Flight was delayed 2 hours so we were in Atlanta at midnight still waiting for our plane. After about an hour of waiting in an empty terminal people finally reconise him. He signs autographs and whatnot. I got my picture taken with him and he was completely nice at midnight in atlantta on his way home from losing the hiesman. I would have killed anyone who looked at me and that is just for being in atlanta on a delayed flight at midnight.

by UMR_Rugger on Dec 11, 2011 7:39 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I mean this 100% sincerely

Tim Tebow just seems like a genuinely nice person. I can’t help hoping for him to succeed.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It's these stories that feed into why people don't like him

People are cynical, they can’t believe someone is as genuinely good as Tebow appears, therefore they assume he’s fake.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That says more about them than him.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought he was cheating on Urban with a guy named Phil.

Question is…is he one of those Philippians named Philemon?

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by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I am distrustful of anyone who is that close with Urban Meyer

also, I am a cynical asshole.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I would be curious to know

what he thought about the whole calling timeouts and taking a knee thing against UGA.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this when UGA dies during a game?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I didn't remember that he wasn't in the game

but it’s kind of funny that Urbz had to use someone else to execute his dickish coaching moves.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

They weren't kneeling the ball at the end.

They were running it. I think Urb was personally calling the time outs on that one as well as a personal fuck you to Mark Richt.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

god my memory is horrible

but yeah he was definitely trying to rub it in Richt’s face. Urban Meyer has got to be the only person who hates Mark Richt.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry.

That game is burned into my mind forever.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The only person?

I think both UF & UGA fans hate him.

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by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 11, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Why would UF fans hate him?

UGA fans might want him fired, but I doubt they hate him on a personal level like Urbz seems to.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

In this rivalry you hate just about anything wearing opposing colors,

but the field rush pissed quite a few people off.
It’s more of a dislike than hate on my part, but I know a few people who will always hate him for the field rush.

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by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This is probably true.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Other than that extremely ill-advised Super Bowl commercial

Was there anything else he’s been outspoken about? Other than his religion, which I seriously feel like he only brings up when asked about it.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree.

He ties religion into nearly every brief sideline interview I’ve seen with him.

by Charles UF on Dec 11, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, Tebow just walked into the press conference

and thanked “my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ”.

Maybe he does bring up religion a little bit. My bad.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah yeah, we've all been hearing about this Jesus guy for what, like a thousand years?

What’s the deal yo?
/getseatenbyspiders

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by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

the man wore bible verses on his eye black

that’s bringing it up completely unsolictedly

by Nigel_T on Dec 11, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

rec

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I am probably the most cynical person I know

I think every person on this earth is terrible. But I genuinely believe that Tim Tebow is probably in the top 1% of people, when judged on pure “goodness”.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

you must not know many cynical people

because pretty much everyone of my friends is more cynical than that (i.e. they assume Tebow rapes gophers or something).

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not cynical. That's stupid.

Being cynical doesn’t mean making up narratives from scratch in order to be negative.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say that

assuming someone’s whose public persona is squeeky clean has a secretly horrible double life is pretty classically cynical.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a difference between

distrusting appearances of goodness or sincerity and presuming the complete opposite of one’s public appearance, no?

by cantcatchuf on Dec 11, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

but I think that, in this case, the latter is a comedic exaggeration of the former.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm cynical, but I think he's a legitimately good person.

I think having said stories beaten into your head repeatedly is part of the problem – “okay, okay, we get it, he’s a good person, just shut the fuck up about it already”.

My problem isn’t him. My problem is that you can’t watch any NFL coverage whatsoever (ESPN being the worst about this, but no one is immune) without OMG TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW. I like that a nontraditional offense is succeeding, but if the absurd level of hype is the price to pay, I’m not sure it’s a net gain (from a fan-of-another-team perspective). And I think that is the reason for a lot of the “haters”.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Also,

there is such a big deal made about what a good person he is, that it seems to imply by exclusion that there aren’t tons of other good people who play football. Tony Gonzalez (chosen basically at random) seems like a nice guy, but no one really cares.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

She was in a series called "Hot Sluts."

She clearly has no problem pandering

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/quickly runs to the googles

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, it's just pandering

Everyone has their own deviant tendencies, some people choose to broadcast them for attention (not that I mind), others don’t.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

/not actually on #teamnopants

//it’s cold here

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

/totally on #teamnopants

//just felt like pandering

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

We still have Mad Men.

Until AMC fucks that up.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The replay equipment broke in Arizona too

Twice in one week.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

Murray State beating Memphis

Memphis and Gonzaga being overranked/overhyped in the preseason because they are “mid-major darlings.”

by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

murray state made a good run last year

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The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, Gonzaga's not bad.

Low-end top 25 doesn’t seem an unreasonable guess.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU over UT was a big time upset

but that’s about it.

It’s funny that 10 years ago, the SEC thought it got slighted by the media constantly in favor of the Big 10 et al., and now it’s the other way around.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

UGA over LSU in 2005

Other than these two, there are no other upsets at all.

by Dawg from Canton on Dec 11, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't

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by wahoocrew on Dec 11, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

an hour of test patterns and static?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be screened at purdue

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

An hour long on how Wake Forest won once.

That’s fucked up even by ACC standards.

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by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The fuck? What is this called? Must watch...eyeballs still in tact...this must be fixed.

Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"

by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The 5th Quarter

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by wahoocrew on Dec 11, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Wikipedia's plot
Based on actual events, when 15-year-old Luke Abbate dies in a car accident caused by a teenage driver after lacrosse practice in February 2006, Luke’s older brother Jon Abbate is motivated to have the Wake Forest Demon Deacons football team be successful in their upcoming season.

Here’s the trailer

by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Written and directed by Rick Bieber...is he any relation to THE Biebs?

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by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The SEC had the first championship game, therefore, they get the credit for all those that come after it

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh hey

Simpsons doing a future episode like the one where Lisa saw her future to try and stop being horrible.

It won’t work.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

I loved jacked Millhouse in that episode

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet heavens do I love Middle Eastern food.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Done made some kebabs.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well done, young padawan

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

about to try making a braised pork with persimmon dish tonight, the spicing is tagine-like

by Ardbeg on Dec 11, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

A very underrated food type.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

this place this place?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been around, just lurking

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The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

This one. I'm not in a football mood today.

and I was sick.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm just hungover

and laden with work

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The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still here

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

We're attending service at the Tebownacle.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's true...he's a man-a, but he's not 40.

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You wanna crown 'em with thorns? Then crown their ass!

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

What's ol' Denny up to these days?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Coors light commercials

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he got exiled to the UFL.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

CFL is what i heard

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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/sadface

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Between-games lull.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

what time is the walking dead on tonight?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

I believe they are done until February

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 11, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

damnit.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, mid-season breaks are bullshit

You can’t fucking take a couple months off after THAT went down.

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Doctor Who picked a hell of a time to split their most recent season.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

AMC is fucking broke

They need the midseason break to keep from going under. There’s a reason the entire half season took place on the same farm.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, that's sad. I didn't know that.

They picked two damn fine shows to try to help with that in The Walking Dead and Hell on Wheels. I hope they survive. Also, having a reliable channel for good westerns is great too.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 11, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

As little as I watch non-football TV, AMC is one of my go to channels. Good shows and usually great movies

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm amazed by what kind of programming AMC has

Given that they are a basic-cable channel and have to operate on subscriber fees and commercials (unlike HBO or Showtime)

by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

They're so broke that currently there's a rumor that prospective showrunners have to shoot their pilots with their own money because AMC can't afford to shoot a pilot and not pick it up

Apparently, for at least one of their shows (Rubicon, I think), HBO paid for the pilot to be shot, then decided to pass, but sent the footage to AMC who picked up the show. This is also what happened with Mad Men (I’m sure HBO is pissed for passing on that one though)

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

so is everyone

who could’ve seen christina hendricks naked if it was on HBO

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

OK

The airline jokes on The Simpsons are actually good.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

Does anyone know what Bradshaw said about Archie Manning?

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know, but I can guarantee you that nothing he said was more than two syllables and that most of it was unintelligible.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody ever has the balls to call Archie Manning out

I’ll give it up for that.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is Jarritos so much better than American fruit flavored sodas

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

real sugar?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Kill Bill Vol 1 is on Spike

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by wahoocrew on Dec 11, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

There's an island off the coast of Brazil that has 5 snakes per square meter

NO, NO, NO, NO

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Why did it have to be snakes?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Do they all taste like chicken?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently it is the only place on earth where the Golden Lancehead Viper lives

This particular snakes venom causes your flesh to literally fall off your body. God hates us all.

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/snake slithers out of bounds

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The Brazilians tried to put a banana plantation on that island. Everyone died

The Brazilian Navy now refuses to allow anyone except people who study snakes anywhere near the island.

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like common sense won the battle.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

They're doing it wrong.


Should just ask us to reactivate the New Jersey.

by cantcatchuf on Dec 11, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious question

Why did three of the most badass battleships of the US Navy get named after the states New Jersey, Missouri, and Iowa?

by cantcatchuf on Dec 11, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Because we (and Wisconsin) were due?

And why, exactly, couldn’t/shouldn’t they be?

by Narrow Right on Dec 11, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Wisconsin makes sense.

But the ancestors of Jersey Shore, meth labs, and methcornlabs? Pssssssh.

/sarcasm is sarcastic

by cantcatchuf on Dec 11, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Because of all the oceans in Missouri and Iowa.

I got my picture “on” the miniature of the USS Iowa they had at the state house in Des Moines. I still don’t understand.

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by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Battleships are named after states.

It was the turn for NJ, MO and IA to be used for names.

Wikipedia has links to the different classes of battleships.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was making a states joke (and so I left Wisconsin out of the list of Iowa-class battleships)

I miss the days when we knew how to name ships properly. Save for submarines and minesweepers, its all just influence-peddled names now /sadface

Naming carriers after battles was badass. Presidents (especially ones still alive)? Not so much.

by cantcatchuf on Dec 11, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Should've called in the expert

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think the bigger concern would be making sure nothing leaves the island.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!

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by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The Amazon and the Outback.

You’re not paranoid, everything really is out to kill you.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

St. Tebow...patron saint of island off of Brazil.

Symbol: football
Number: 8 (for crossed laces on the outside a football symbolizing the twelve apostles minus three magi minus Jesus minus Mary Magdalene plus Tebow in place of Jesus)

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by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Brazil for a vacation...I'm going to sunny Antarctica!

Wait, what are y’all looking at? It’s almost summer there…there’s like a metric shit ton of sun this time of year.

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by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Australia might be a better choice.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Snakes...none of the snakes.

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by RubTheRock on Dec 11, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

come to Ohio, the land of milk and plenty!

no poisonous snakes here!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ireland?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Given the choice between snakes and Ohio, I might choose the snakes

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm afraid you're failing to grasp the concept of 5 snakes per square meter

You literally couldn’t take a step with out stepping on FIVE GOD DAMN SNAKES

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no I grasp it! I vote for bombardment/firebombing of said island.

But the fact that you might choose ALL THE SNAKES attests to how bad Ohio is.

by cantcatchuf on Dec 11, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ireland?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Alas, back to homework for me. Fuck this project.

Later, monsters.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 11, 2011 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Less Than Zero or Giants vs. Dallas?

I can feel a Dallas DERP game coming so I’m staying with the movie and will monitor updates from the commentariat.

by bevonyc on Dec 11, 2011 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

After seeing the full cast list for Lincoln, my god am I going to die waiting for this movie to come out

Daniel Day-Lewis as Lincoln
Sally Field as Mary Todd
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Robert Todd
Tommy Lee Jones as Thaddeus Stevens
Jackie Earle Haley as Alexander H. Stephens
David Strathairn as William Seward

AND MOTHERFUCKING WALTON GOGGINS AS WELLS A. HUTCHINS!

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

What's the general plot for it?

If you know that much

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Here

In Team of Rivals, Goodwin describes the following episodes of the final months of Lincoln’s life in detail:8
The fight in the House of Representatives over proposing the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution abolishing slavery forever, which succeeded on January 31, 1865
The unsuccessful Hampton Roads Conference which took place on February 3, 1865 between Lincoln and Secretary of State William H. Seward; and three Peace Commissioners from the Confederate States of America
Lincoln’s second inaugural address, delivered March 4, 1865
Lincoln’s 18 day trip to visit General Ulysses S. Grant at his headquarters at City Point, Virginia, starting March 23, 1865. He was accompanied for parts of his trip by his wife Mary Todd Lincoln and both of his living sons. Lincoln also met with General William Tecumseh Sherman on April 1, and later that day Petersburg, Virginia fell to the Union Army. Lincoln visited Petersburg the following day. The Confederate capital, Richmond, Virginia fell on April 3 and Lincoln visited there on April 4. Seward was seriously injured in a carriage accident in Washington on April 5, and Lincoln returned to the White House on April 9, 1865, and immediately visited Seward.
On the evening of April 9, Lincoln received a telegram informing him that General Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia had surrendered at Appomattox Court House in Virginia. For all practical purposes, the war was now over.
Lincoln’s final cabinet meeting on April 14, 1865, where he discussed his plans for Reconstruction
Lincoln’s visit to Ford’s Theater that night, where he was fatally shot by John Wilkes Booth at the same time that William Seward was seriously wounded in a separate but coordinated attack by Lewis Powell

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is Wells Hutchins?

And wow. T. L. Jones as Stevens? AWESOME!

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by saxattack29 on Dec 11, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh

Cleveland Show doing a Die Hard parody.

Great.

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

That was pathetic

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Excellent derpage by Romo

Thanks for running back into the endzone as you go down

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by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 11, 2011 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Ok, Tony, here's the picture of you getting hit outside the endzone

and here’s the one where you run backwards into the endzone.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Romo's been playing well of late.

It is time for him to remind everyone that he sucks. Then, once everyone remembers that, it will be time for him to remind everyone that he’s good.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Romo de Chanel

Be unexpected

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by MacularDegenerate on Dec 11, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Looks like NY was playing to put the always rare 5 on the board

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Was that the third or fourth safety today?

Anyone happen to know what the record for most in a week is?

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by SpartanDan on Dec 11, 2011 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Yancey Gates from Cincy got 6 games.

But I want to believe Cronin’s comments

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Long overdue.

Great coach who stayed around past his usefulness

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by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Hate to say it but I’m glad to see him go. One of the all time great assistants

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Iowa doesn't seem to run through coaches very much

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The new one will be our 4 DC in 34 years

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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the fact

that they’re happy to be where they are (above average in the Big 10) and not fuck it up by getting greedy.

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty far out of that loop

I was just thinking about Ferentz compared to situations like UT and Fulmer or Ole Miss and Cutcliffe where teams seem to think they can do better, and they in fact can’t

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by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Not by much

He was way too useful in January of 2010.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Not too surprising.

He’s been around almost as long as JoePa.

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