Has everyone had a good weekend? Mine went like this. Now I'm at work.
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Pssh
those bricks behind the tv don’t appear to be solid gold. That robot is for the poors
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
This is more like it methinks

It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I gotta go to the office at some point today
But until then, hooray for NFLAIDS!
Imma hang up and listen
Sorry, my weekend wasn't as modern or high-resolution:

Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Dec 11, 2011 2:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
what the lions are doing to the vikings is just cruel
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Still time to go
but we need this win, don’t let Cam keep us out of the playoffs, pretty please.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Do people have....real lives....today?
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what is this real life you speak of
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
It's confusing.

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by allicolls on Dec 11, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
hmm, i shall look into it
does this real life require pants?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
If so
not worth it.
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Although I have to admit it's freezing in my house so I'm on #TeamSweatpants
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as a chicagoan in the winter I am always #team sweatpnats
as well as #team hoodie, and #team beanie
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
*sweatpants
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
those are not roofing shoes
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't want to be below him
on the ladder, either.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 11, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
derpy
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks so much, I love it.
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did you see the rg3 one?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah that was good too
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have not opened photoshop today.....
Time to draw 80085!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Been slow going today regardless.
Later: cooking! (this has nothing to do with that other thing, but it’s worth mentioning)
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Here we go
4th down for the Cammies vs. Atlanta
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions
Yay it's Incomplete
P.S. does it get any worse than giving up 42 points to Jacksonville? Poor Tampa
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
lol bucs
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Get down or get out of bounds Harvin.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
IT'S A GAME OF INCHES ERIK
AND HE GOT A LOT OF INCHES
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Who knows that stupid song anyway?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Here's what I don't understand
The people in the Lexus commercials are ridiculously wealthy. They can not only buy a Lexus as a present, but they can get a custom designed copy of Guitar Hero. These kinds of people do not buy Lexuses (Lexii?) Lexus is for people who care about looking like they’re driving a “luxury” car but are not rich enough to do whatever the hell they want.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Even if we did the "fake Latin" plural
It would be Lexi, because there isn’t an “i” already in the word.
by Narrow Right on Dec 11, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
They aren't advertising to the super rich people
Like you said, their core audience consists of people who want to look super rich, even though they aren’t. They say “hey, I can afford that car and be like the unbelievably rich people on the TV.” They want to get to the seemingly wealthy but actually extremely deep in debt type, because Lexus already knows they make poor financial decisions.
by Dawg from Canton on Dec 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
I want to fucking murder everything.
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bucs benched freeman
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Josh Johnson
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
WE WERE UP 21-0 HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
OH, I KNOW! JIM SCHWARTZ SHOWING HIS BITCHFACE TWICE
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Oh, is the goatee back?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
NFLAIDS
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
I THINK WE BOTH ARE
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Well, your second timeout (with 30 seconds left) matters a lot less than having the down.
But yes, get out of bounds if at all possible.
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Great, call the fucking swing pass.
BRILLIANT
/headdesk
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Swing passes, you say?
I offer my services at a substantial discount when swing passes are involved.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
I KNOW, CALL A THREE YARD OUT
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
COCKFINGERS
WHAT THE FUCK?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
bucs send in backup qb
backup qb throw interception second pass
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EPIC DERP
THIS IS MORE DERP THAN HAS EVER BEEN DERPED
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I. HATE. EVERYTHING.
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I haz a depressed. Redskins' fault
Please don’t sue me Dan Snyder
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Locker going over the top just freaked him out.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
When did Bielema take over the coaching there?
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Wat.
Is CBS gametracker telling me the truth here? The Vikes called their last timeout while they could still pick up a first down? Then they picked up said first down, got up there to spike the ball and got an offsides on the defense as a result?
This is … wow.
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I'm watching the game and I have no idea.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Meanwhile, in Nashville, Jake Locker remembers he's Jake Locker.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
I've never been iced in that way.
If anyone tried to do that to me, I’d more likely break the bottle and proceed to shank them with it.
jake locker took a sack on the last play from the saints 2 lol
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DERPY DERP DERPY DERPY DERP
LIONS WIN
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*FART NOISE*
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Good question.
I think that would technically be before change of possession if it had not yet been recovered, and thus still Vikings’ ball.
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Half the distance from the previous spot.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Facemask is either added to the end of the play
or, if the play was a loss of yardage, from the previous spot.
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It would still be a penalty.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
If it's after the change of possession, wouldn't matter.
Unless it’s in the end zone, in which case, SAFETY.
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Heartbreaking Vikings loss?
How delightful.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
The only joy I have is at the massive derp.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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all the tians wrs fell down lol
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I... why... what... how...
no
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Holy McWhatTheFuck
Vikings are awful.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST reply actions
THAT WAS A FUCKING FACEMASK
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Who knew Penn Wagers was calling NFL games now?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
"Let's replace this group of NFL referees"
“with clones of Ron Cherry, and see if anyone notices.”
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 11, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
We're sorry, that's a makeup call for the bullshit Ponder hit earlier.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
???
He has played 12 times this season already.
Or did he leave for the NFL already?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Wrong Luck
Luck follows a number of characters who frequent the same horse-racing track.
It will star Dustin Hoffman as “a man in his late 60s just released from four years in prison who’s autodidactic, intelligent, and deeply involved in gambling.”
David Milch was quoted in Variety as saying; “The pilot is about a bunch of intersecting lives in the world of horse racing…It’s a subject which has engaged and some might say has compelled me for 50 years. I find it as complicated and engaging a special world as any I’ve ever encountered, not only in what happens in the clubhouse and the grandstand, but also on the backside of the track, where the training is done and where they house the horses.”
Pilot episode premieres tonight after the Boardwalk Empire Finale.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
ME!
I’m so fucking excited for this!
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I wish I had HBO.
Fortunately, my U-verse package includes Showtime, so I can check out that new Don Cheadle-Kristen Bell show.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Sunday night is Dexter/Homeland on Showtime
(Yeah, I know Dexter has gone down hill. I do like Colin Hanks as the Big Bad, though.)
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Never got in on Dexter
and the wife has a nigh-pathological hatred of Claire Danes, so no Homeland.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
I hated her before this show too.
But she’s truly excellent in it, and Damian Lewis does an extraordinary job as the former POW.
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HBO?
dont get that, probably why I havent heard of it either.
Horse-racing aspect interests me.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Well, you don't NEED HBO to see it
/cough
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
Im going to pretend I have no clue what you are talking about
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Yeah, that's the ticket!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah, the sneak preview is tonight.
Plus, Boobwalk Empire season finale.
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by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't know where they can go from here.
You don’t go full Oedipus.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well, he hasn't gone yet
unless full disaster overtakes the Darmody empire, and the only one left standing will be Richard FUCKING Harrow.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
We have a J.P. Losman sighting!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:18 PM EST reply actions
for who?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
The Fish.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
What the hell happened?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 4:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Kentucky represent!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
I don't even possibly understand.
But thank goodness.
Now please let the injured players get healthy quick and Suh get his head together, because this isn’t going to fly against Oakland and San Diego.
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Lions were doing well picking off badly-thrown passes
so you’ll be fine against Palmer and the Raiders.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
OH GOD NFL FOX WERID NOISES WITH TERRYBRADSHAW
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IT WAS LIKE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHH BRRRRRRAHHHHHH
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Only game I have now is Oakland-Green Bay.
Which is going to be a murderfest.
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Oakland can't match either Detroit or Minnesota individually, let alone collectively, on that front.
And Green Bay does not derp.
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Jim Tressel is going to need to call a physician after this game.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:24 PM EST reply actions
He called in April.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
So between the Saints game and the Lions game,
that was the Derpiest 5 minutes of NFL football of the season.
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You forgot the jags dropping 41 unanswered on the bucs and going for 2on the last td
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, that's delicious.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Thet went for it on 4th and 8 on the bucs 19 and got a foul on a bucs db
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
THE FINEST ATHLETES IN THE WORLD PLAYING A GAME OF PRECISION AND COORDINATION
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
AND PREVENT DEFENSE
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LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
On fourth and 1 inside the 5.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Has anyone made a gif of the last play of the Redskins-Patriots game yet?
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We need to combine
Vikings-Lions, Saints-Texans, Redskins-Patriots DERP and play the clip with Yakety Sax
Chargers realize they are the best team in the AFC
15 weeks later
Jim Harbaugh
please don’t be infected by NFLAIDS
BUT GOING ON FOURTH DOWN IS TOO BIG OF A RISK
IN THE NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
I am ashamed.
I’m actually horrified that it worked. I think I posted that we deserved to lose after that, as fucking angry as it would have made me.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
It didn't work so much as what the Vikings did worked even less.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
JOE WEBB JOE WEBB JOE WEBB JOE WEBB
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
TEBOWESQUE
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
NOT THE CHERISHED BROWNSTONES OF DETROIT
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?
I would venture to say the Green Bay Packers, coach.
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And the Lions have their first non-losing season since nineteen forfucking ever.
Questionably earned, but hopefully a sign of brighter things to come.
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First winning season since Sanders?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
This requires one more.
8-5 at the moment.
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Fivel Goes West on one of the HBO channels.
So much nostalgia. Plus Dom DeLouise.
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The first one still makes me cry.
That one makes me weep, but because it’s so bad.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't seen it since I was about 8
so this could be one of those rude awakenings where I didn’t realize how horrible it is.
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I don't know
John Fox is the NFLAIDSiest coach I’ve ever seen. He’s been better this season than in the past, but we get more than our share of NFLAIDS.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Oh what the shit.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, I think I'm rooting for you guys now.
Completely ignoring playoff implications? Yep.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:34 PM EST reply actions
TEBOW INDERPTION!
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Well, you see, Krishna told Tillman to go to that spot right before the play.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:37 PM EST reply actions
Stupidest owners:
NFL, NBA, or MLB?
I vote NBA
all of them
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
NBA and it's not even close.
At least the others make money off their stupidity.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Paying Greg Oden to do anything athletic.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
/punctures lung during warmups
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 11, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
The lung was punctured, of course, by shrapnel from Oden's exploded knee.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
/entire Blazers franchise gets lupus
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Yep
Though I am amazed that the Mavs got Odom for an undefined 1st round pick with a slew of Mav-friendly stipulations. And Vince Carter for, what, half a tube of Pringles?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but with the Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.
Good luck getting the same effort out of Vince.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
NBA by a fucking mile.
The NFL realized that letting the lockout drag on would have been a disaster. MLB has its share of stupid, stupid contracts but nowhere near what the NBA has – and the NBA sacrificed two months of the season to achieve precisely dick.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
NBA and it's not even fucking close dude
MLB you can control your own costs and not lose money. NFL owners DESIGNED THE LEAGUE so that they won’t lose money.
Now, if you want some real stupidity, look at European soccer.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
European soccer owners at least have the good sense to regard teams as money-sucking luxury items, not actual investments.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
How much is Man City's owner paying for his team?
gotta think it’s more than $ 200 million
NBA by a country mile
for the simple reason that they had a lockout over…basically nothing.
And Comic Sans.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
I still think Sterling is a worse owner than Gilbert
Sterling or Dan Snyder, I’m not sure
by Bus Crasher on Dec 11, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Worse human beings
I think Gilbert is a worse owner though
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
Snyder is the worst owner by far, but Sterling is a terrible human being.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
If NBA wants Clippers to actually succeed and make money for the league
They better kick Sterling out (Hopefully Sterling finally pays money and Clips get Chris Paul though)
He's such a fucking moron
“When will we just change the name of 25 of the 30 teams to the Washington Generals?”
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
It would be MLB if anybody really cared about stickball...
but yeah, NBA
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 11, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Fancy pants Harvard 1%er.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
how long before he's playing safety?
/RodWoodson’d
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Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 11, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Every off season for the past few years
the Packers have talked about moving Charles Woodson to safety.
Most pick happy safety ever?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
/rogerclemensgianthead.jpg
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
How dare you.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Oakland just sucks the life out of people
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
TEBOW IS NOT ON MY TV????????????????
TV execs apparently have no understanding of the Southern College Football Fan. For optimal ratings, they should have every Denver game on in SEC territory until further notice.
PERSONAL FOUL
SACKING TEBOW
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[John Fox bitchface goes here.]
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently I get BBC America now.
Hooray Top Gear and Doctor Who! Hooray beer!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I'm still waiting for it in HD
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
I had it in HD, finally
and then decided to switch to U-verse, which has threeve HD channels and somehow that’s not one of them.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
You forgot Kitchen Nightmares.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
And not the shitty American version either.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Some of those are fun
because you can tell we didn’t get half the story.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, they're fun.
But, they’re still shit.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
get ready for those most british of shows
like The X-Files Deep Space 9 and Battlestar Galactica
Oh yeah, that too. Awesome.
I forgot that they bought the rights for all the watchable stuff the Sci-Fi Chanel used to air.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The Science channel has some great BBC shows too
Like Wonders of the Universe/Solar system and stuff
And they've got Firefly
I spend so much of my time switching between BBCA and Science.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
MY GOD GETTING TO YOUR OWN 40 I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A THING.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:48 PM EST reply actions
/Caleb Hanie is confused
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
This game is brought to you by
The BCS championship
by rook0119 on Dec 11, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
PERSONAL FOUL
TOUCHING THE PASSER
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YOU CANNOT TOUCH THE HOLY TEBOQ
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"It's your responsibility to stay off the quarterback's legs."
You might heed your own advice.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions
Well, where else are they going to put their hands while they're fellating him?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
Prostate massage?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Dec 11, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Tebow wouldn't allow it.
Too gay.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
So I'm watching football while eating Iberico cheese with quince paste and wine
just your typical Southern football fan.
wut.
egg rolls, salad and some leftover oysters
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Ate at a Basque restaurant in Paris on my honeymoon
Perhaps the best meal I’ve ever had.
Waiter: You understand this is Bambi?
Me: Yes, bring me Bambi.
The Basque are basically the southerners of Europe
If they can kill it, they’ll find a way to make it taste good.
Well, technically you are acting like a Southern football fan
Namely, one from the south of England who likes rugby union football.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
RUGBY LEAGUE FOOTBALL
/is a coal miner from Yorkshire
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
UVA is technically in the south.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Hey Fox!!!!
3rd and 6 from the 11 is a running down, so that you can run again on 4th and short.
If you are going to coach an option QB, learn how to run a fucking option offense.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Its was a bad play call if you are going to commit to the pass only in that situation
But it was formation fail.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Paul Johnson approves of both your strategy and attitude
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Cinci has only suspended Yancy Gates for 6 Games along with the guy who stomped on Frease
Official Statement from Commissioner John Marinatto: ""The very unfortunate events that occurred in the final seconds of yesterday’s Cincinnati-Xavier men’s basketball game certainly have no place within intercollegiate athletics. The University of Cincinnati has responded with swift, expeditious and appropriate actions which The BIG EAST Conference fully supports."
This is such fucking horseshit and the NCAA better step in.
Perspective:
Curtis Kelly got nine games… for getting some clothes.
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Stomping on a defenseless player - OK
Getting 20 dollar jeans from the Gap – Monster
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it was more like several hundred dollars
But yeah.
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Six games isn't even close to enough.
Especially when the next four are cupcakes.
Ten games, absolute minimum.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Lawl.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions
lulz
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Someone needs to post a picture
of that Hugh Jackson face
The Raiders do not care for your snap count Aaron Rodgers
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Jesus Christ what the fuck
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
#Broncos
#JohnFoxNFLSUPERAIDS
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
When the host attempts to become even slightly creative
NFLAIDS intensifies its attack on the host body.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Man the 49ers must have
Eleventy thousand more FGs than your team
Saban is watching Denver-Chicago right now and thinking
“Maybe I should give this NFL think another try.”
Never change, Jim Harbaugh.
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Fuck this punting shit
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
No, let's kick it to the Bears most dangerous player
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
If you have a BluRay at home and a portable old-school DVD player?
I dunno.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
my parents since i don't have a blue ray...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
pretty much.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Green Bay would have a harder time scoring
on Maryland’s D
Raiders put 12 on the field
Rodgers throws bomb for TD and breaks Favres single season TD record
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
So they needed 13 to stop Rodgers?
Dooley is intrigued by this.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
So the Bears are on an 0 for 15 3rd down streak
wonder what the record is
Don't know
but I bet the Bucs set it
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure this is one of the worst football games I've ever watched.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:22 PM EST reply actions
i thought the detroit game was early
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
It was.
Apparently, this game is pure barf.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
So you owe me a return message
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Failpocalypse Now
Where uninspired offensive play calling meets an inability by receivers to catch passes.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
CBS, I'm pretty sure there's a law against putting snuff films on network TV.
PAT will make this 31-0 Packers. With seven minutes left in the second quarter.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
but in true NFLaidsyness
they won’t switch games
I'd rather watch this than the San Diego game
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
/is blacked out in San Diego
//watching Packers slaughter Raiders instead, so iz happy
///thank God for Packers, only reason able to enjoy watching footbaw after the wVU game this year
Giving up 31 in a half isn't necessarily the end of the world.
NFLADIS can strike at any time.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Entirely off-topic
but are there any other erfworld fans on edsbs?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Boop.
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So, yes.
I made a hat magic joke so time in the distant past about Les Miles and it fell flat. Of course, it might have just sucked.
Im really enjoying book zero.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Les is quite obviously a carnymancer.
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Hat Magic
but they are both stagemancy, so he may have some carnymancer skills.
Of course, its quite possible he is the world’s first retconjuror.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Hmmm....what mancer represents each coach...
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Chip Kelly is clearly a turnamancer
he gets more plays than should be possible.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Bielema: dirtamancer.
Wisky OL: bogtrolls.
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What?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
SAY WHAT AGAIN
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Pony Excess on the deuce right now
still hoping there is a “Director’s Cut” that addresses the allegations of the five young female victims of a certain RB.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:25 PM EST reply actions
Typical Denver football
0-0 at the half.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions
Tebow got em right where he wants them
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
I would love that simply due to the Aneurysm it would give Colin Cowherd
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
"AND TEBOW FOR THE SACK.....AND IT'S A SAFETY!"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 11, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
That's only if Broncos put Tebow in as a LB on a blitz
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Okay, maybe not.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Tebow completes a pass near the Bears' end zone
Receiver fumbles the ball, picked up by Chicago player on the 1 yard line. Chicago player drops back into the end zone to find a running lane, when…
BOOM. Tebow safety. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Raiders fake punt from their own 28
LOL, no sir, fuck you
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
That's it, I quit the NFL.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I like the call, honestly.
And look, the football gods rewarded them.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps not.
TD comes back on a clip. And that probably gets challenged as a forward pass.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm honestly thinking of becoming an NFL coach.
Considering I have a pulse, often don’t fall asleep until 3 am, have a better strategic knowledge of the game of football than Dick Jauron and did not play the sport in college, I share many attributes with many of the current guys wearing headsets.
It's a funny name.
Do you dress like a Salvation Army laundry hamper ambushed you on the way to work?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now, that's not all coaches.
Jim Schwartz has some semblance of style.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but we want Turd Ferguson to be known far and wide as a NFL GENIUS™.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Wear a suit to coach
…
…
Get fined 50K
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
plaid long sleeve shirt, boatshoes, Slayer hat.
I get hired?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure a majority played in college
A big majority.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Superbad is on
also some movie with Jonah Hill and Michael Cera is starting
/Raidersarethatbad
//getit!
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions
So, apparently, in the new Batman movie no one can understand any of the dialogue Bane is saying
Great
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Bane is in the new Batman movie?
There was no way I was going to be able to avoid spoilers all the way up to its release, was there?
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
And it's got footbaw!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'm shocked you were able to keep yourself from hearing Bane was in it
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Mostly just by not paying attention, i guess
So is it going to follow the general storyline of Knightfall?
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
No one knows
But speculation points to probably
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
They've been tight-lipped about the actual plot
Most of what people know so far is a result of what has been seen on their location shoots.
psuedo spoiler***
This installment does, apparently, open eight years after the end of the last one.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's the only thing known so far
There was the 6 minute preview that’s in IMAX right now, but again, no one understands anything Bane says.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I reckon they can always go slap voice-overs on everything
If he’s wearing that facemask for the whole movie.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps those people no habla the espagnol.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 11, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
In Esperanto!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Well, apparently the movie OPENS with him, and he was going to be all over the trailers.
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I translate it as:
Unwatchable
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
GRITTY
Sometimes like sand becoming a pearl, mostly like a sandwich with lettuce that wasn’t properly washed
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
That's not happening because The Bears.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Am I the only one watching the NCAA soccer championship?
Speas from UNC just had a pretty goal to put UNC up 1-0 on UNC Charlotte.
I know very little about College soccer
but I’m surprised to hear UNC Charlotte is that strong. Is that a new thing?
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
They're unranked
I didn’t follow the tournament until the semi’s, so I have no idea. Definitely not a traditional power.
by SakerlinaJosh on Dec 11, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Shit, I forgot that was today.
Now you are not the only one.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
I think this might be one of those games where everyone involved ends up getting fired.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:39 PM EST reply actions
Only to be hired by someone else within six months.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
NFL INCESTUOUS CIRCLEJERK
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
WE CANNOT HAVE ANY OUTSIDE THOUGHT
THE WEST COAST OFFENSE IS THE BEST COAST OFFENSE AND ANYTHING THAT CAME AFTER 1990 IS THE DEVIL’S WORK
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Dec 11, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Please pay attention to the game, Coach Martz.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
must send 5 deep
and max protect with 4 lineman
//Jason Garrett hurts himself in his confusion
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
That challenge was so long I was actually hoping for
A REAL GOOD TIME followed by a chaser of NAPA KNOWHOW
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 11, 2011 5:40 PM EST reply actions
Throw in an "Every kiss begins with kay" and you've got a trifecta of commercial holocaust
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
Pitbull went to Jared and had a Real Good Time.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
The beer is blue! It's cold enough to drink!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
And the guy from Bizarre Foods
What is this madness?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
HE WENT TO JARED
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
But he's not going to be the person he's expected to be anymore
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Something to do with cologne.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Being your own man and not listening to commercials telling you what you should smell like
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
I really do not understand why colognes and perfumes advertise on TV
You can’t smell things on TV. Are people really that gullible?
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still waiting for the honesty in advertising cologne commercial
“Yes, it makes no sense for it to cost this much. But it may well increase your chances of having intercourse.”
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like something from the movie Crazy People.
Jaguar – for men who want handjobs from women they hardly know.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 11, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Sony: Because caucasions are too damn tall.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I've only seen that commercial during football.
You have to assume guys are the target demographic. What guy sees that commercial and is like…you know…I identify heavily with that random European model.
Considering that his eyes glow blue
Fremen.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
In the context I provide to that commercial
He’s a tennis player
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
AND THEN JARED SAID
DUDE I WILL PUNCH YOU RIGHT SQUARE IN THE WIENER
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So I was drinking with a friend earlier this week when the question was raised:
Has anyone attempted to combine the “Napa Know How” commercials with the “Over 9000” meme to make “Nappa Know How”? I refuse to believe that this has not yet occured.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Today's NFL action in one sentence.
Ponder’s day was done after he threw a third interception on the opening drive of the third quarter, faking a handoff to no one, rolling right and throwing over the middle to cornerback Eric Wright.
Love you, AP.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
They forgot how he was VICIOUSLY, ILLEGALLY MAULED on the play.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Man...Domino's in the present is talking a lot of shit about Domino's from the past
I wonder how Domino’s in the future will react.
Future Domino's will go back in time
And kill Past Domino’s
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Chicago-Denver?
Aw, fuck it.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Oh that's what that is,
I thought they were replaying the lsu bama game
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
RedZone Channel
Please avoid any showing of Packers’ murder on Raiders please
Benching Rodgers before the half
would be Milesque trolling
Good God.
This Packers-Raiders corpsefuck isn’t even at halftime?
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completely un sports related but curiosity is killing me
what is the average men’s shoe size?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
I wear a 12, dunno about average
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Dunno.
Mine are 9 1/2 or 10 ultrawide.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Since most companies sample size is 9,
have to say 9
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I'm short and I wear a 10½ ; I'd say something like 11 or 12, but I don't really know.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Being quite average in nearly all respects, I'd guess 10 1/2
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
????

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Dec 11, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
5 1/2
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
oh honey...
ok, so i just have abnormal feet. awesome.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Probably a nine or a ten
although I imagine that varies significantly due to ethnicity.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 11, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
hey, uh... ahem... UF, I hear you need a new OC...

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 11, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
uh, didn't you used to work here?

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 11, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
I should know this my own self.
But who is the Niners player that sprints to the sideline and sits on the bench as his celebration? I like that guy.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
David Akers, the kicker?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
This gentleman is of a less translucent hue.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Braylon Edw—
—ahaha, just kidding.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Aldon Smith?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Bobby Petrino benched his punter for multiple games
after he punted to Hester.
Louisville v Miami.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Carson Palmer plays 6 games for Oakland
and throws more int’s than any other Oakland QB since 06. Yes you fucking suck Carson
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Fox just played us out with "Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Blue Traveler too exclusive
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
GENERAL ALARUM.
BEARS HAVE ENTERED RED ZONE.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions
I'M SCARED HOLD ME
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
If they don't score
how is Tebow supposed to come from behind to win?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
Has Enderle played yet? No?
There’s your problem.
NATHAN.
ENDERLE.
LEAGUE.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Could Denver be behind in the 2nd half?
Thats Tebow time.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
If UNC survives this, I will thank my lucky stars.
Holy crap.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, you guys need to come watch the rest of this game
It’s on ESPNU and it’s ridiculous.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Is there no Extra Time?
What kind of shit is this
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
College clock is "real time"
supposed to be stopped for injuries and etc.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
The fact there is no extra time
Enrages me
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, you talking injury time or going straight from tie to PKs?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Okay, yeah, they do it the merican way by stopping the clock when guys are injured.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Channel?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
BWAAAAAA.
I guess now we get to lose on a last-second field goal drive.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions
Set up by a Hanie sack-fumble on the 15.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Fitz
showing the world what Jerry Rice’s career would have been like playing with the Skelton-Kolb 2 headed hydra
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 6:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Is a restaurant charging you for refills but not informing you that they do charge you for refills
Fill you with as much rage as it does for me?
Yeah, that's bullshit
Almost as bad as places that try to charge you for ice water.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
One place asked if my wife and I if wanted sparkling
We said, tap water and they still charged us.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
I don't know how to quantify rage
but Imma guess “no.”
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That be some bullshit.
Default assumption is that soft drink refills are free unless told otherwise.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I never expect a free refill on beer or wine
so it doesnt automatically cause rage.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Charging for water?
Now I’m really mad.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
A little while ago, lots of places around here wouldn't give you water unless you specifically asked.
Then again, that might have been due to HOLY FUCK IT HASN’T RAINED IN THE PAST FOUR MONTHS. (No longer true; we actually got a normal amount of rain in November and already have beaten our monthly average for December.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That's straight up horseshit.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Depending on how upset you are, it might not be a bad idea to file a complaint with your local restaurant association.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/completely support the Raiders not tackling
//except when playing Broncos
Wow, this guy riding his kite car (or whatever the fuck that is), out here on the beach just crashed
and a nice wave just washed over him
/ pacific ocean up here is quiet cold
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
fasdfsaalskjfdfs
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:11 PM EST reply actions
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Replay system broke in Green Bay.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Because it's the 3rd quarter and he has a legit shot at breaking several records
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I will be so fucking happy when Dan Marino loses his record
And has nothing to fucking trumpet about anymore. Smug asshole.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
It might go down this year. Brees is only about 1000 yards away with 3 games to play
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Marino is alright
He still goes back to Pitt practices and games
Cheezus.
Fucking NFL kickers.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:17 PM EST reply actions
Best way to show 4-3 TV clips in widescreen format: Crop or show full with black/something else on sides?
Discuss. (Inspired by Pony Excess on right now, which I didn’t record, again.)
Full
The squashing is barely noticeable.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
Things I learned over the past 24 hours
1) I’ve seen the claymation Rudolph special a countless number of times and I still get pissed at how shitty everyone treats him.
2) I have never been as happy for a player I have no affiliation with, as I was for RG3 last night
3) I apparently give no shits about baseball players when football season is happening. Which is weird, because I care a lot about it during baseball season. I actually feel bad for Cardinals fans that Pujols has left and I keep wanting to get outraged at Braun, but all I come up with is "He’s a an idiot even if it was a ‘tainted supplement.’ He’ll never reach Robin Yount’s level as “greatest Brewer.”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Tainted supplement
Contains 99.9% horse steriods
I don't know if that's the argument he's making at the appeal, but it's the most likely argument
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Not everyone in St. Louis is mad
Also, you forgot that you learned you are Yukon Cornelius
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
LOL NO.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer idolatry.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
Who would win, the Giants or a team made up of half-sized Ditkas
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
McCarthy better pray Rogers doesn't get hurt
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
What's he supposed to do, pull him with more than a quarter left?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I don't know what he's supposed to do
but he’s taking a lot of hits and it is the Raiders. He might have to leave him in, but I’d be terrified of him getting hurt. The game is over.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
LOLRAIDERS
Yet another bite on the hard count. How many offsides penalties is that today?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
No, Broncos.
You don’t automatically get a personal foul to bail you out of crappy third down plays.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions
BUT TEBOW
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
So did Decker.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
No problem at all.
Trust me.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Bears are doing their damnedest to lose
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
LOLRAIDERS again
Two-yard pass caught in the flats, fumbled, QB tries to fall on it and fails, touchdown Green Bay.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
LOLKLAND RAIDERS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I hope nobody's watching the Raiders game
Beside those watching the snippet on the RedZone
That's the only game I get.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
same here
ugh.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Stupid Tim Tebow has me still believing Denver can win this game
I think I’m going to get my heart broken this time, though.
bears are doing their part
playing everybody 70 yards back
when somebody finally scores more than 10 points on Denver
they’re going to be in trouble.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Someone other than the Vikings, you mean.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
that goes with out saying
related: Homer Simpson as John Elway
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
The Simpsons loved joking about the Broncos back in the day.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Marge, you just dont understand football.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
pork and/or veal on a stick
sometimes breaded and fried on a skillet
Pork
Breaded and fried in a skillet and then baked.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
?

Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 11, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Well, at least one thing went right for the Raiders.
Blocked the Green Bay PAT.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Most do
But John Fox is afflicted with incurable NFLAIDS
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
What's the timeout situation?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well, then, no shit, you onside kick.
With two or three timeouts I’d have to think about it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Lol no.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
/narrows eyes
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions
TD Broncos
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Defibrillators plz.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:51 PM EST reply actions
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
There is no chance that Denver loses this game if they get it, either.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
To any LSU fans out there, Matt Flynn is for GB
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I've been looking forward to this
since about 3 minutes into the game.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
horrible recovery of great onside kick
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
So, three-and-out would make it 40 seconds for Tebow to make another drive
So talking heads can keep shout out TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW for one more week
HE'S JUST HAVING FUN OUT THERE
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Martz is happy to oblige with an extremely dangerous pass across the middle.
Just wait.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
I hate talking heads
but they will not deny me my love of TEBOW
DURR.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:54 PM EST reply actions
Apparently Green Bay is hogging all the competence in the division.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
LOL you dumb shit
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Oh for fuck's sake.
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I'm scared.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
/pats head
Me too, ACS. Me too.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently he was hitting 70 yarders in warmups
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Which makes it a TD to win instead of a FG
and if you miss (likely), Denver has the ball at midfield needing 10-15 yards to get in long FG range to tie. (Assuming you were talking about Chicago attempting a FG.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well, yes.
Chicago was at the Denver 43 or so prior to punting, which would have made it a 60-yard FG.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Maybe Bears should've kicked a FG
But of course, NFLAIDS
I wouldn't.
60 is really hard even in Denver, doesn’t make it a two-score game, and if you miss Denver takes over at midfield.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
There is one minute left in Denver. There is 15 minutes left in GB
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I think Denver kicked off a few minutes earlier
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So, i made this..... I think it looks cool
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 6:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Except he won this time and did not get his spine raped by Suh
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Make it Blaine on dem Hoes
"Be Insanely Great"
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 11, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
tebow is my lord and savior
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
58 yard field goal
I predict: WIDE LEFT
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:01 PM EST reply actions
He fucking hit it
I gotta start going to church more
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Fuck that.
Marion Barber, this is your fault.
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God working through Marion Barber, you mean.
He’s like Pharaoh
by Ardbeg on Dec 11, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gotta give credit where credit is due
Tim Tebow made him go out of bounds
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Every week there is some improbable turn of events that allows a Tebow comeback
I’m done fighting it. GO FOOTBALL JESUS
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Fuck that.
I’ll fight it forever.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
That's because you have no soul
We’ve been over this
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm not a ginger.
Or an engineer.
Or a gypsy.
We’ve been over this.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
That hasn't killed my soul.
The Red Wings keep it alive.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't say you were born without a soul. I said you don't have one.
You gave yours up when you went to Michigan
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Rebuttal: My concentration was Astronomy.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Science concentration = actually having to love your concentration = having a soul
QED
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Science Concentration = actively trying to disprove God = no soul
Man it’s fun being irrational
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Why do I need to disprove God?
/eaten by spiders
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
NO ONE EXPECTS THE STEMPIKE INQUISITION
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do I also lose my soul as a fake Michigan fan?
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I'm with you
at least until it makes sense. I just don’t see how you can be good at scoring 10 points a game
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
LOLBEARS
Everybody in the NFC North except Green Bay is full of derp.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And now, John Fox will kick off to Devin Hester.
Completing the circle of derp.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Do it
For the sake of my fantasy team, do it.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
HE JUST GETS YOU INTO LONG FIELD GOAL RANGE.
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:03 PM EST reply actions
GOD IS ON HIS SIDE
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
He is the first man to figure out
that it is actually to your advantage not to score until there is less than 5 minutes in the game.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I love the trolling
Tebow doesn’t complete a pass in the 2nd and 3rd quarter yet still gets it to OT
Well, if there's a team less suited for halftime than the Bears, I can't imagine it.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:05 PM EST reply actions
Yes.
Herp.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
announcer wasnt a math major
56-40 is apparently less than zero.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Bears had the ball up 3 with 2 minutes left and Denver out of timeouts
Marion Barber ran out of bounds with a minute left for no apparent reason on 3rd down, allowing the Broncos to drive down and get a 58 yard FG to tie
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Denver is going to beat New England.
They will be down 20 points in the 4th, but they will win, somehow.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Then they will lose to the packers by 70 points in the super bowl
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Me too.
I thought we were just going to suck for luck this year.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
College basketball season is going to be long this year.
Although maybe the team will gel like it did last year.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:08 PM EST reply actions
Tebow's entire purpose in life is to troll the NFL
I finally get it and I begrudgingly support it.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 11, 2011 7:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Comme on Bears. You can do this.
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ESPN2 documentary on SEC championship
Keith Jackson mentioning that a team runs the risk of losing a championship game and its ticket to a big bowl.
A good chunk of the original Big 12 just went “HNNNNGGGGG”
(Yes, it is probably against my interests to watch the SEC and ESPN butter each other up. Yet here I am.)
/Michigan State twitches with rage
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Bama says just avoid the championship game.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
While I don't advocate watching Packers murder Raiders
Lechler made 71 yard punt inside the one
Oh for fuck's sake.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions
Hugz?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
DERP
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
FUCK YOU GOD
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WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
God strips the ball
What has Marion Barber done to forsaken you?
It's more that Old Testament God
is totally favoring the Israelites, er, Broncos.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
His nickname implies that he is a heathen
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
If this isn't proof that God exists, I really don't know what else to tell people
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 11, 2011 7:13 PM EST reply actions
Things that can be added to the Swing Pass Immediate Execution List:
Prevent defense.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:15 PM EST reply actions
Oh fuck yes.
Also, running a four minute offense with eight minutes left in the game.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Arizona beat San Fran
New Orleans thanks you.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
If I'm not mistaken, that means GB has locked up home field advantage.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I was already taking that as a given
I would really like to steal that #2 seed though. San Fran’s got Pittsburgh next week.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I mean, I think that means we've officially clinched it.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Probably
As long as you have the tie breaker against San Fran. You definitely have it against NO, and they’re the only other team that could tie you if you lost out.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
San Fran-Detroit rematch?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
And on the first down, he rested.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Teboq.
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BLOCKED RETURNED FOR TOUCHDOWN
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Irrational Tebow hate is irrational.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, some of us can only follow via here or TWWL's asstastic website.
Hence: ‘did that actually happen, SG42?’
Apparently it did not.
I'm not sure if it's irrational
Even if it’s not his fault, the massive over saturation by the media would make me hate anyone.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I avoid the media, it makes life better.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Tebowl-os Dept:
The legions of Tebowlos grows…..
…as the legend of Tebow grows….
by SKLM on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions
GAME
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Bleh.
At least I have chicken.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions
IT'S ALL EXPLAINED

Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
So awesome
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
hi everyone
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions
PRAISE BE TO THE KING OF TROLLS
HE WILL LEAD US FROM NFLAIDS TO THE KINGDOM OF EVERLASTING WTF
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
NO I DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE, ASSHAT
HE’S A TERRIBLE QUARTERBACK WHO HAS PLAYED TERRIBLE OFFENSES
BITE MY ASS, FOX
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Signed:
Every organization in the NFL.
Denver included
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 11, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
How does Denver work?
Magnets.
JESUS magnets.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.
James Harrison behaves just so he can murderize Tebow.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Is your name Dave Zirin?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Congrats Tebow.
Everyone hates you or loves you.
I personally dont give a fuck, but i must tip my hat to a master of trolling the masses.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
I don't hate Tebow as a person
I just hate the hype machine that surrounds him.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
This, mein Gott, this.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I dont really like Tebow
But I hate the anti-hype machine.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Solution: Don't pay attention to it.
Thats what i do.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I hated the hype over him in college when everyone fawned over him.
I love him now that everyone hates him.
/sociopath?
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
I'm pretty much like that
It also helps that I’m a lifelong Broncos fan.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm torn.
On one hand, I love that a team running an offense other than the same sterile West Coast variant is actually doing well. On the other, I’m fucking sick of hearing about it every fucking second.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Agreed.
I love Tebow, but I wish people would fucking shut up about him.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
If it gets to the point that 15 teams are running 15 different offenses, we will stop hearing about it.
Baby steps.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
#TeamTripleOptionForArizonaCardinals
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
with Peterson at QB
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
So if Tebow is jesus
What does that make Rodgers?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions
Thor.
Swinging his hammer high.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Also
I’m starting to believe….in TJ MOTHERFUCKIN’ YATES
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
I cheer for two football teams:
The Denver Broncos and UNC. TJ Yates and Tim Tebow are making this the most enjoyable NFL season ever.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Mary Magdalene
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
This is why I couldn't be a GM
Marian Barber would not have a seat on the plane back home
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
If Matt Forte doesn't get hurt last week...
Barber doesn’t even have the ball there. Tebow works in mysterious ways.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I think he could afford to fly commercial.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
I think you misunderstand. He'd be cut on the spot.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I like your management style.
Could you take a job with the Chiefs.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Or the Lions?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Combine him with Lebron James and you'd have the best sports player ever
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I love it when I'm not sure which player involved should be more insulted.
Have a rec.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
so if they had twins...
one would be good and the other would be bad.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Best reality show ever
SCIENTISTS, MAKE THIS HAPPEN
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
what would the college football equivalent of this be?
1st half aggies and 2nd half oregon comes to mind
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
by dudebrabroman on Dec 11, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
/cowers in fear
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
/is scared
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 11, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
#SteveSpurrierJr4CCU
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
I missed something?
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.
Let's see
- You don’t get money. What the Packers are offering is Common Stock, which isn’t stock as most people understand it. It can’t go down, it can’t go up, you can’t sell it, and you can’t cash in. On the front page of their Offering Document, the Packers make this distinction quite clear: Even if the team should ever be sold, shareholders will not receive a slice of the purchasing price, or even get their initial investments back.
- You don’t get a real say in the team. While a share does confer voting rights, the Packers make very clear that you have almost zero say. Under the heading “Limited Influence,” they do the math for you: because there will be at least five million outstanding shares, your vote might as well be worthless. And since no one is allowed to own more than 200 shares, you can’t buy clout. Even if you could, most votes concern electing members of the 45-person Board of Directors, who in turn select a seven-person Executive Committee, which is the braintrust that makes the actual franchise decisions.
- You don’t get to criticize the Packers, or other teams, or any NFL employee. Although the NFL’s rules on ownership are drafted and aimed at the typical multimillionaire owner, they apply just as much to you, Betsy from Sheboygan. While the league isn’t going to be monitoring message boards for your negative comments, what about a national writer? Andy Hutchins of SBNation is a Green Bay fan, but his day job is writing about football, which necessarily means having to criticize NFL figures on occasion. He’d love to own a piece of the Packers, but by the letter of the law, that would be a conflict of interest. It’s an ethical dilemma, and one he’s not sure he’s willing to take on.
- You get a certificate suitable for framing. You get an invite to the annual shareholders meeting. You get “the opportunity to purchase exclusive shareholder merchandise.” Congratulations! You just joined a team fan club! What Packers fans/owners are doing, in essence, is making a donation without the tax break. The team wants money for renovations and other things, so they send up the Pack Signal and the cash just rolls in. This is fairer than forcing through taxes or stadium bonds on helpless local residents, and it’s also easier for the team. So why don’t other owners pull the same move? They can’t. NFL ownership rules since the 1950s require a franchise’s largest owner to possess minimum percentage of shares, and only Green Bay was grandfathered in.
Courtesy of Deadspin.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
You don’t get a real say in the team.
That actually sounds a lot my relationship to the companies I own stock in.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
You could get say
You just have to pony up more bucks.
There is no limit like with the Packers.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
So there's no limit to me except for material reality
Which is unlike the Packers, which is limited by made up rules, and material reality.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Im with you
It would be awesome if they were really a publicly traded company.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Publicly traded companies
have to release audited financial statements. No NFL team would ever do that.
The Tribe was publicly traded for a couple of years, as were a couple of other teams briefly (the Marlins, I think). Some EPL teams have floated stock before.
No sig.
by GenericCommenter0001 on Dec 11, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Tottenham is publicly traded
But going back to private now.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
I think Dortmund is still traded.
No sig.
by GenericCommenter0001 on Dec 11, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
I thought I remembered reading that all German clubs were required to have majority local ownership.
But I could be wrong.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The Patriots tried to sell stock a long time ago, but the commissioner blocked it.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
The Packers do release they're financials, they made like 24 million in operating profit last year
The NFL rules now prohibit teams from being set up like the Packers for this very reason.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
not just NFL
MLB, NBA etc are have rules on ownership along these lines.
I would love to see it change. I think the fans thoughts on owner/player negotiations would be interesting with dividend changes on the line.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
It's not bullshit, it's the fact that the media completely misses the fact that they're a non-profit
The stock shares are non-transferable (except by will) because it’s it’s impossible (according to the organization’s charter) to make a profit on the sale of the company.
It’s in the bylaws that if the Packers are ever sold the profits must go to the Green Bay American Legion. There’s no reason to sell the stock because you can’t make money on it.
You still get to vote on who sits on the Board of Directors, but other than that, it’s a charitable donation.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
They don't go the American Legion anymore
They go to charity, but not sure who.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Also charitable donation infers tax deductions and such
Which is not what it is. You’re basically fundraising for the team.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
The owners vote on the Board of Directors, the board of directors make all the decisions after that.
It’s not complicated. I don’t know why the media is all over this now. I’ve owned shares since 1996, the ownership structure has not changed.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Technically, the Board of Directors then vote on a committee who THEN make all the decisions
The issue is that a lot of people who buy the shares don’t realize this and don’t realize how little they get for their stock.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Is it possible that they want to own it just for the intangible value of being more closely tied with their team?
Seems exactly like college boosters donating to a university.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
except boosters also get to be GMs
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
That's exactly what it is, and anyone implying otherwise is just trying to stir up trouble.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I bought a share this last offering knowing exactly what I was getting
I’m more than happy to hang that on my wall and be able to say I own a share of my favorite team and that’s damn awesome
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 11, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's not the issue, at all
Everyone I know that owns shares knows exactly what they’re getting. Again, the media is making a big deal out of something that has been in place for nearly 100 years. They’re creating a controversy where none exists. I’m kinda surprised people care at all.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Exactly.
Lets all argue over nothing and its something that works perfectly fine eveident with all those Super Bowl whatevers.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 11, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Cool tebow story bro
Met Tebow on a flight to Gainesville from Atlanta. Flight was delayed 2 hours so we were in Atlanta at midnight still waiting for our plane. After about an hour of waiting in an empty terminal people finally reconise him. He signs autographs and whatnot. I got my picture taken with him and he was completely nice at midnight in atlantta on his way home from losing the hiesman. I would have killed anyone who looked at me and that is just for being in atlanta on a delayed flight at midnight.
by UMR_Rugger on Dec 11, 2011 7:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I mean this 100% sincerely
Tim Tebow just seems like a genuinely nice person. I can’t help hoping for him to succeed.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
It's these stories that feed into why people don't like him
People are cynical, they can’t believe someone is as genuinely good as Tebow appears, therefore they assume he’s fake.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That says more about them than him.
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
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Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 11, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was cheating on Urban with a guy named Phil.
Question is…is he one of those Philippians named Philemon?
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
I am distrustful of anyone who is that close with Urban Meyer
also, I am a cynical asshole.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I would be curious to know
what he thought about the whole calling timeouts and taking a knee thing against UGA.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Is this when UGA dies during a game?
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't remember that he wasn't in the game
but it’s kind of funny that Urbz had to use someone else to execute his dickish coaching moves.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
They weren't kneeling the ball at the end.
They were running it. I think Urb was personally calling the time outs on that one as well as a personal fuck you to Mark Richt.
god my memory is horrible
but yeah he was definitely trying to rub it in Richt’s face. Urban Meyer has got to be the only person who hates Mark Richt.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
The only person?
I think both UF & UGA fans hate him.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 11, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Why would UF fans hate him?
UGA fans might want him fired, but I doubt they hate him on a personal level like Urbz seems to.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
In this rivalry you hate just about anything wearing opposing colors,
but the field rush pissed quite a few people off.
It’s more of a dislike than hate on my part, but I know a few people who will always hate him for the field rush.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
This is probably true.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Other than that extremely ill-advised Super Bowl commercial
Was there anything else he’s been outspoken about? Other than his religion, which I seriously feel like he only brings up when asked about it.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, Tebow just walked into the press conference
and thanked “my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ”.
Maybe he does bring up religion a little bit. My bad.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah yeah, we've all been hearing about this Jesus guy for what, like a thousand years?
What’s the deal yo?
/getseatenbyspiders
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
I don't know, but that's sort of an 'other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?' sort of lead-in.
Also he is now 7-1
And the lone loss is to the Lions. We all know Christians don’t do well against Lions
by UMR_Rugger on Dec 11, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
rec
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I am probably the most cynical person I know
I think every person on this earth is terrible. But I genuinely believe that Tim Tebow is probably in the top 1% of people, when judged on pure “goodness”.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
you must not know many cynical people
because pretty much everyone of my friends is more cynical than that (i.e. they assume Tebow rapes gophers or something).
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
That's not cynical. That's stupid.
Being cynical doesn’t mean making up narratives from scratch in order to be negative.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
*points to signature*
cough
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 11, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
I would say that
assuming someone’s whose public persona is squeeky clean has a secretly horrible double life is pretty classically cynical.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
There's a difference between
distrusting appearances of goodness or sincerity and presuming the complete opposite of one’s public appearance, no?
maybe
but I think that, in this case, the latter is a comedic exaggeration of the former.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I'm cynical, but I think he's a legitimately good person.
I think having said stories beaten into your head repeatedly is part of the problem – “okay, okay, we get it, he’s a good person, just shut the fuck up about it already”.
My problem isn’t him. My problem is that you can’t watch any NFL coverage whatsoever (ESPN being the worst about this, but no one is immune) without OMG TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW. I like that a nontraditional offense is succeeding, but if the absurd level of hype is the price to pay, I’m not sure it’s a net gain (from a fan-of-another-team perspective). And I think that is the reason for a lot of the “haters”.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Also,
there is such a big deal made about what a good person he is, that it seems to imply by exclusion that there aren’t tons of other good people who play football. Tony Gonzalez (chosen basically at random) seems like a nice guy, but no one really cares.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
In honor of the birth of our savior Tebow Christ
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:50 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I love how that entire scene was aimed at making fun of the people that take their objectification to extreme levels and the internet gave no shits and gif'd the hell out of it anyway
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The irony is not lost on me.
But neither are the boobs.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
She was in a series called "Hot Sluts."
She clearly has no problem pandering
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/quickly runs to the googles
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Well, after that interview where she talked about being a sexual deviant and college and having sex with her gay friend to try and make him straight
I don’t think she has much issue with labels.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Again, it's just pandering
Everyone has their own deviant tendencies, some people choose to broadcast them for attention (not that I mind), others don’t.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/not actually on #teamnopants
//it’s cold here
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
/totally on #teamnopants
//just felt like pandering
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
We still have Mad Men.
Until AMC fucks that up.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The replay equipment broke in Arizona too
Twice in one week.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Murray State beating Memphis
Memphis and Gonzaga being overranked/overhyped in the preseason because they are “mid-major darlings.”
Don't undersell Murray State
They’re pretty good.
by tarspaceheel on Dec 11, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
murray state made a good run last year
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, Gonzaga's not bad.
Low-end top 25 doesn’t seem an unreasonable guess.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
So the SEC championship game has been relatively spoiler-free, while the Big 12 eats its own.
Naturally, the SEC gets the hourlong documentary.
LSU over UT was a big time upset
but that’s about it.
It’s funny that 10 years ago, the SEC thought it got slighted by the media constantly in favor of the Big 10 et al., and now it’s the other way around.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
UGA over LSU in 2005
Other than these two, there are no other upsets at all.
by Dawg from Canton on Dec 11, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
an hour of test patterns and static?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
It would be screened at purdue
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
An hour long on how Wake Forest won once.
That’s fucked up even by ACC standards.
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
The fuck? What is this called? Must watch...eyeballs still in tact...this must be fixed.
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
Wikipedia's plot
Based on actual events, when 15-year-old Luke Abbate dies in a car accident caused by a teenage driver after lacrosse practice in February 2006, Luke’s older brother Jon Abbate is motivated to have the Wake Forest Demon Deacons football team be successful in their upcoming season.
Written and directed by Rick Bieber...is he any relation to THE Biebs?
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
The SEC had the first championship game, therefore, they get the credit for all those that come after it
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oh hey
Simpsons doing a future episode like the one where Lisa saw her future to try and stop being horrible.
It won’t work.
Last week's episode was awesome. But they haven't had a run of good episodes since 2008, starting with "That 90s show" and haven't been consistently great in a decade.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I loved jacked Millhouse in that episode
“The calves are the hardest place to add bulk!”
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Not a groundbreaking statement, but "Four Christmases" is a shitty movie
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 11, 2011 8:02 PM EST reply actions
Sweet heavens do I love Middle Eastern food.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions
What'd ya get? I've got lots of random spices left after my Indian food venture last night
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Done made some kebabs.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
A very underrated food type.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
this place this place?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
I've been around, just lurking
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
This one. I'm not in a football mood today.
and I was sick.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
i'm just hungover
and laden with work
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still here
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
We're attending service at the Tebownacle.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
It just shows up in your home whether you want it to or not.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
It's true...he's a man-a, but he's not 40.
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
You wanna crown 'em with thorns? Then crown their ass!
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Coors light commercials
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I think he got exiled to the UFL.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
CFL is what i heard
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Between-games lull.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
what time is the walking dead on tonight?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions
I believe they are done until February
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 11, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
damnit.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, mid-season breaks are bullshit
You can’t fucking take a couple months off after THAT went down.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 11, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Doctor Who picked a hell of a time to split their most recent season.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
AMC is fucking broke
They need the midseason break to keep from going under. There’s a reason the entire half season took place on the same farm.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Damn, that's sad. I didn't know that.
They picked two damn fine shows to try to help with that in The Walking Dead and Hell on Wheels. I hope they survive. Also, having a reliable channel for good westerns is great too.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 11, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
As little as I watch non-football TV, AMC is one of my go to channels. Good shows and usually great movies
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'm amazed by what kind of programming AMC has
Given that they are a basic-cable channel and have to operate on subscriber fees and commercials (unlike HBO or Showtime)
They're so broke that currently there's a rumor that prospective showrunners have to shoot their pilots with their own money because AMC can't afford to shoot a pilot and not pick it up
Apparently, for at least one of their shows (Rubicon, I think), HBO paid for the pilot to be shot, then decided to pass, but sent the footage to AMC who picked up the show. This is also what happened with Mad Men (I’m sure HBO is pissed for passing on that one though)
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
so is everyone
who could’ve seen christina hendricks naked if it was on HBO
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Does anyone know what Bradshaw said about Archie Manning?
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I don't know, but I can guarantee you that nothing he said was more than two syllables and that most of it was unintelligible.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Nobody ever has the balls to call Archie Manning out
I’ll give it up for that.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Why is Jarritos so much better than American fruit flavored sodas
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
real sugar?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Kill Bill Vol 1 is on Spike
I love the scene at Hattori Hanzo’s restaurant.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
There's an island off the coast of Brazil that has 5 snakes per square meter
NO, NO, NO, NO
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Why did it have to be snakes?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Do they all taste like chicken?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently it is the only place on earth where the Golden Lancehead Viper lives
This particular snakes venom causes your flesh to literally fall off your body. God hates us all.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/snake slithers out of bounds
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
The Brazilians tried to put a banana plantation on that island. Everyone died
The Brazilian Navy now refuses to allow anyone except people who study snakes anywhere near the island.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sounds like common sense won the battle.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Can't we just send everyone in New Jersey there instead?
by Narrow Right on Dec 11, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Serious question
Why did three of the most badass battleships of the US Navy get named after the states New Jersey, Missouri, and Iowa?
Because we (and Wisconsin) were due?
And why, exactly, couldn’t/shouldn’t they be?
by Narrow Right on Dec 11, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Wisconsin makes sense.
But the ancestors of Jersey Shore, meth labs, and methcornlabs? Pssssssh.
/sarcasm is sarcastic
Because of all the oceans in Missouri and Iowa.
I got my picture “on” the miniature of the USS Iowa they had at the state house in Des Moines. I still don’t understand.
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
Battleships are named after states.
It was the turn for NJ, MO and IA to be used for names.
Wikipedia has links to the different classes of battleships.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I was making a states joke (and so I left Wisconsin out of the list of Iowa-class battleships)
I miss the days when we knew how to name ships properly. Save for submarines and minesweepers, its all just influence-peddled names now /sadface
Naming carriers after battles was badass. Presidents (especially ones still alive)? Not so much.
Should've called in the expert

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Dec 11, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think the bigger concern would be making sure nothing leaves the island.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
The Amazon and the Outback.
You’re not paranoid, everything really is out to kill you.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
St. Tebow...patron saint of island off of Brazil.
Symbol: football
Number: 8 (for crossed laces on the outside a football symbolizing the twelve apostles minus three magi minus Jesus minus Mary Magdalene plus Tebow in place of Jesus)
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
Fuck Brazil for a vacation...I'm going to sunny Antarctica!
Wait, what are y’all looking at? It’s almost summer there…there’s like a metric shit ton of sun this time of year.
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
Australia might be a better choice.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Snakes...none of the snakes.
Text from my (male) former college roommate: "So glad we won! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make it [to Miami]. GO TIGERS!!! PS – Don’t tell [my wife], but I’m pregnant…it’s Dabo’s!"
come to Ohio, the land of milk and plenty!
no poisonous snakes here!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 11, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Ireland?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 11, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Given the choice between snakes and Ohio, I might choose the snakes
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Dec 11, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm afraid you're failing to grasp the concept of 5 snakes per square meter
You literally couldn’t take a step with out stepping on FIVE GOD DAMN SNAKES
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oh no I grasp it! I vote for bombardment/firebombing of said island.
But the fact that you might choose ALL THE SNAKES attests to how bad Ohio is.
Ireland?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Dec 11, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Alas, back to homework for me. Fuck this project.
Later, monsters.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Dec 11, 2011 8:26 PM EST reply actions
Less Than Zero or Giants vs. Dallas?
I can feel a Dallas DERP game coming so I’m staying with the movie and will monitor updates from the commentariat.
After seeing the full cast list for Lincoln, my god am I going to die waiting for this movie to come out
Daniel Day-Lewis as Lincoln
Sally Field as Mary Todd
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Robert Todd
Tommy Lee Jones as Thaddeus Stevens
Jackie Earle Haley as Alexander H. Stephens
David Strathairn as William Seward
AND MOTHERFUCKING WALTON GOGGINS AS WELLS A. HUTCHINS!
Good thing they didn't go with Sally Struthers as Mary Todd.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
What's the general plot for it?
If you know that much
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Here
In Team of Rivals, Goodwin describes the following episodes of the final months of Lincoln’s life in detail:8
The fight in the House of Representatives over proposing the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution abolishing slavery forever, which succeeded on January 31, 1865
The unsuccessful Hampton Roads Conference which took place on February 3, 1865 between Lincoln and Secretary of State William H. Seward; and three Peace Commissioners from the Confederate States of America
Lincoln’s second inaugural address, delivered March 4, 1865
Lincoln’s 18 day trip to visit General Ulysses S. Grant at his headquarters at City Point, Virginia, starting March 23, 1865. He was accompanied for parts of his trip by his wife Mary Todd Lincoln and both of his living sons. Lincoln also met with General William Tecumseh Sherman on April 1, and later that day Petersburg, Virginia fell to the Union Army. Lincoln visited Petersburg the following day. The Confederate capital, Richmond, Virginia fell on April 3 and Lincoln visited there on April 4. Seward was seriously injured in a carriage accident in Washington on April 5, and Lincoln returned to the White House on April 9, 1865, and immediately visited Seward.
On the evening of April 9, Lincoln received a telegram informing him that General Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia had surrendered at Appomattox Court House in Virginia. For all practical purposes, the war was now over.
Lincoln’s final cabinet meeting on April 14, 1865, where he discussed his plans for Reconstruction
Lincoln’s visit to Ford’s Theater that night, where he was fatally shot by John Wilkes Booth at the same time that William Seward was seriously wounded in a separate but coordinated attack by Lewis Powell
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 11, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Who is Wells Hutchins?
And wow. T. L. Jones as Stevens? AWESOME!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Romo's passing is Bausome
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
That was pathetic
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Excellent derpage by Romo
Thanks for running back into the endzone as you go down
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
Ok, Tony, here's the picture of you getting hit outside the endzone
and here’s the one where you run backwards into the endzone.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Romo's been playing well of late.
It is time for him to remind everyone that he sucks. Then, once everyone remembers that, it will be time for him to remind everyone that he’s good.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Romo de Chanel
Be unexpected
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 11, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like NY was playing to put the always rare 5 on the board
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Was that the third or fourth safety today?
Anyone happen to know what the record for most in a week is?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yancey Gates from Cincy got 6 games.
But I want to believe Cronin’s comments
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:51 PM EST reply actions
Long overdue.
Great coach who stayed around past his usefulness
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yep.
Hate to say it but I’m glad to see him go. One of the all time great assistants
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa doesn't seem to run through coaches very much
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
The new one will be our 4 DC in 34 years
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 11, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
I like the fact
that they’re happy to be where they are (above average in the Big 10) and not fuck it up by getting greedy.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I'm pretty far out of that loop
I was just thinking about Ferentz compared to situations like UT and Fulmer or Ole Miss and Cutcliffe where teams seem to think they can do better, and they in fact can’t
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
See, they always have wrestling to fall back on if they fail at the foosballs.
It’s not like Ole Miss or Tennessee in that way.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 11, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Not by much
He was way too useful in January of 2010.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Not too surprising.
He’s been around almost as long as JoePa.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.





























