Army-Navy Overflow No. 1

LOL AT DRUNK CADET

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions

TD Army

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions

TD ARMY

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions

I like this pic.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

rec

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions

STEELMAN!

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions

TRENT STEELMAN

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 3:56 PM EST reply actions

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions

The name is Steelman.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions

My plans tonight are set!

So after the bounceyhoops, football, Heisman, & debate then I’ll have ALL THE HARRY POTTER CHAMBER OF SECRETS RIFFTRAX

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

what time is the debate?

/no spiders, just curious

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

Looks like starts at 8 pm Central

So I’ll catch it after Heisman

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions

thanks

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions

I want to watch Trump in debate

[spiders?]

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions

I'll grab the transcript.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

he's s'posed to be moderating one in a couple weeks

but from what I heard all but two candidates declined to participate

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

I went to a seminar that showed how politcos prepare for debates.

After that any politic debate is not worth watching.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions

"Debate" is an abused term, for sure.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

After some of the juicier moments like the Perry brainfart

I’d watch just for the unknown.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

agree to an extent

although each one has had its moments (though brief) for me

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

TD America.

After two TDs by America.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions

America 21, World 0.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/Doesn't see the opponents on the field

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

America up by three touchdowns

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

WOOOOOO GO ARMY

Beat Navy!

TRENT STEELMAN

by DC Gator on Dec 10, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions

Wooh Army!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions

TD ARMY!!!

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions

I AM A REAL STEEL-MAN

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN (EXCEPT NAVY, SCREW THEM)

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

running the play 1000 times

surely a NCAA violation

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 3:58 PM EST reply actions

We have Steelman, they don't.

Advantage America.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 3:58 PM EST reply actions

Steel Jantz, Ricky Stansi

you want to fuck with these guys Kim Jong?

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions

If we don't get a Dobbs-Steelman presidential ticket at some point, I'll renounce my citizenship

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

For President and Other President.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

co-presidents!

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

America's first Consuls?

I like it

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions

BoB for the win

The Pacific was pretty excellent as well

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 3:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

I kind of like the Pacific a bit better

the Peiliu and Okinawa episodes were my favorite of the 2 series.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

really?

I thought both were great, but BoB had so much more of a camaraderie element to me

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Div III announcers are better than some FBS announcers.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 3:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

I bet you there's not even one DIII announcer alleged to have killed five hookers.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

I am hungry but have no food in my apartment. Do I:

(a) Go to the store at halftime and buy groceries.
(b) Order pizza, continue to sit on couch.
© Go to some sort of fast food place.
(d) Ignore my hunger and maybe go get something after there is no more sports to watch.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 3:59 PM EST reply actions

B.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions

#TeamPizza

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

if you have money option b

do not go grocery shopping when hungry

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

Don't be ridiculous.

Feed off of the glorious invisible waves of America.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

waves of grain?

CockyScar, trending like Andiambro's BAC.

by Cocky Scar on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

That petrified tree sap that we call...

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

This Walter Reed commercial reminds me of "Starship Troopers"

Kinda weirded out.

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 10, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions

dude had two leg amputations and an arm

And sounded healthier mentally than me…..
Need to work on my attitude. Good reminder.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Seriously.

I love Army-Navy more than anything, but it does a job on your ego.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Shirt on that Marine is just awesome

Combat Wounded Marine
Some Assembly Required

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by PodKATT on Dec 10, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions 4 recs

That is fantastic

I didn’t see the “Some Assembly Required” part

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

I call bullshit.

Marines aren’t allowed to get wounded.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Awesome.

Rec for him via you.

by Chet Manly on Dec 10, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions

Academy cheerleaders always blow my mind a little.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Yeah, I didn't realize they had them.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

USA USA USA USA USA

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 10, 2011 4:01 PM EST reply actions

Trent Steelman sounds like a comic book name

by Synaesthesia on Dec 10, 2011 4:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Maybe Clark Kent's name when he's doing undercover reporting?

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions

FTFY.

Maybe Clark Kent’s name when he’s doing ~~undercover reporting~~ softcore porn?

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Real Madrid scores 25 seconds in.

1-nil

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:02 PM EST reply actions

good

hate barca more than Real. At least Real has no pretensions that they aren’t evil.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions

Barca has Messi. Real has Cristiano Ronaldo.

Sorry, I have to side with Barcelona on this one.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

this

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

This and José Mourinho

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

/does stepover

/does stepover
/does stepover
/does stepover
/does stepover
/does stepover
/dives

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

love messi

but they are such dirty cheats. I also hate how they pretend that they are all good and holy while they tap up everybody’s players as well.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

This, essentially.

Also their style of play is pretty.

On the other hand, if the Qatar Foundation deal was anything like what it sounds like….

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

BUT BUT BUT CATALONIAN NATIONALISM ANTI-FRANCO MES QUE UN CLUB MES QUE UN CLUB MES QUE UN CLUB

In full disclosure, I support Atletico Madrid.

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

Why would you support a team that has no chance of ever winning?

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Glorified Scottish Premier League?

Glorified Scottish Premier League.

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

Yes, but at least in Scotland there's one team that EVERYONE hates.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

Don't you dare say 'Celtic'

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions

I was going to say "Hearts"...who are really Rangers without the bus fare.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

Sectarianism all up in here

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

Celtic supporters

would like you to take this nondescript package on your next car ride.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

That was Rangers supporters.

At least the most recent incident was.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

I was referring to the foreign Celtic supporters

The ones who live on the other side of the Irish Sea.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

And pay no attention to the fact that we scratched out "TO: NEIL LENNON" on it

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

I already support Mizzou and the St Louis Blues

It comes naturally.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

Didn't they win the Europa League a couple years ago?

Or am I getting mixed up with Bilbao?

(Yes, I realize that’s the European equivalent of the NIT.)

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

The Eastern European World Tour?

They won in 2009-10

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

Anti-Franco

CA Osasuna in Pamplona says hi

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

As does Athletic Bilbao

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

/dives

//enrages Basque fans

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

I like looking at Barca

But they are more evil than Madrid now

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

All the top clubs are evil.

Out of all of them, Barca is the most fun to watch. But I wouldn’t say I support them, or really anyone.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

Know more people from Catalunya

¡Arriba Barça!

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

Nice

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

Well, that was fortuitous

Made it back before halftime and right at the start of the new thread.

Go Navy.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions

Army's playing with a bit of fire in the belly now

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions

St Tom 0 UW Whitewater 7 1:58 1Q

Whitewater stops St Tom on 4th and 7. Now has the ball on about the 23.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions

Tommies' radio announcers: very professional and listenable.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

Is there any interest about Caruso for the next level of coaching?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

I think the reason lower level announcers are better than the top guys

is that they have to be that way, in order to move up. Whereas, once those guys get to the top, they spend their time trying to make their schtick, rather than staying out of the way of the action

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

Well, some of them are really bad, too.

I was listening to a first-round game that made me want to jam coat hangers in my ears.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions

Well, yeah.

Lots of jobs to fill.

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

Andrew Fitzgerald has 17 points for Ou at the half. Told you he was on a hot streak

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions

BJ Young of Arkansas leads us with 10

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions

plays boomer sooner

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions

LOL BARCELONA!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions

Wayne State 21, Winston-Salem State 7, 4:34 left in the 3rd.

Winston-Salem QB fumbles at his own 30 or so, recovered by Wayne State and returned to the 1. Wayne State punches it in on the first play.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:05 PM EST reply actions

SWEET

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions

OSU-Kansas hoopitybounce will reach halftime at the same time as Army-Navy

OPTION FOOTBAWS

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions

I bet Navy Football could outscore Wiscy Basketball.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Why can Navy find better punters than Minnesota can?

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Well Navy can get players all across the U.S.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions

The Twin Cities aren't a fertile HS football recruiting ground?

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Hard to punt in feet deep snow

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

Eh, Michael Floyd and Seantrel Henderson aren't bad.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

Because kids at Minnesota don't believe in punting

They think you should always Gopher it on 4th down.

/rimshot

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs

perfunctory groan......

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

pun rec

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

I will always rec bad puns. MST3K'd & RiffTrax'd

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

dirty

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

Messi damn near tied it up.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions

FUCK. PASSING YARDS.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions

Is that the first pass of the game?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions

First completed

I think Army had an incompletion earlier

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

First successful one, at least.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions

Steelman is 1/2 now

Navy has not attempted a pass.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

Another reason to root for Navy.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions

NDNation swoons collectively

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

PASS?

WHAT THE FUCK!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST reply actions

A PASS!? THIS IS MADNESS!

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by PodKATT on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST reply actions

Madness?

THIS! IS! ARMY!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Wait, they can throw the ball forward?

This is not what was advertised.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions

Well of course they can throw it. It may not get caught

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

IT'S A COMMUNIST PLOT

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

NDNation Disapproves

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

Of everything

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

But especially Communism and forward passing

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

We must fight the specter of Communism

by banning all dissenters.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Domino effect

First you start letting people with yahoo.com email addresses in, next thing you know you’re pledging allegiance to Marx, Lenin, and Bette Midler.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

The Rose

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions

I support Chico.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions

Gummo.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

But I thought we took care of Bette Midler

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

#bettemidler4oc

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Including disapproval.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

Mind. Blown.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

Except their 5 BR, 5.5 BA manse in Northbrook

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

It's all right, I like seeing trick plays every once in a while.

But if someone develops some kind of gimmick offense around this throwing thing, I’m calling bullshit.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

They would certainly outlaw it if such a thing happened.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

Next thing you know, hooptybounce might start allowing that newfangled dunk shot.

Slippery slope, man. Slippery slope.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Walter Camp is strongly disappointed

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

So, guys?

Bruins Nation appears to be mad.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions

mad emotionally? mad mentally?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions

THEY MAD

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

They have, ah, the mad cow.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

"You know I'm utterly mad" "They're coming to take UCLA away ha ha ho ho he he"

“To the Funny Farm”

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

It's not just them

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

Surprised by huge "Fire Block" move though

Sure, our Athletic Department sucks, but that cannot be the only reason to fire someone who oversees entire university

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

Do regular actual people think that, or only BN nutters?

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions

Not because of the AD

Block will be safe.

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

I want to say BN people

Headline from BN –

Block Turns UCLA Into a Joke

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

Man they must REALLY not want to tear down the faculty center

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

Average Tuesday for us

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions

STT 0 UWW 10 13:31 2Q

STT makes UWW settle for the fieldgoal.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions

This Real-Barca match

Is shaping up to be the best of the past 2 years.

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions

speak for yourself

I rather enjoyed El Manito

by Nigel_T on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

what channel

it’s on GOLTV here, but I don’t get that

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions

GOLTV

Sorry

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions

Looks like he stretched it out, not sure it can be overturned, either way

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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

PHRASING!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

Army TD!

by DC Gator on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions

TOUCHDOWN, ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!

I think he’s in, first look

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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions

No way.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

AMERICA

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions

TOUCHDOWN!

Yesssssss

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions

wow.

TD, ARMY.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions

army rb dives for the endzone like he was shot from a tank

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions

He didn't get in

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions

Nope.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions

Jesus, CBS.

How the fuck do you not have a camera staring straight down the goal line?

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions

They do, they're just refusing to show it.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

Dude half the games I ask "How do you NOT have a camera angle there!?"

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions

NAWT A TOUCHDOWN

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions

close enough for government work

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs

well played.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

Or an ACC replay crew

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

Tied up.

Good game so far.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions

America 28 - 0 Other

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions

Air Force begs to differ

by Nigel_T on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

Air Force isn't playing.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions

point is, "other" already beat America twice

by Nigel_T on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

Last I remembered, Air Force was on America's team.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

'MURRICA.

by Malovex on Dec 10, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions

There's those ACC officials.

“He in?”

“Eh, they called it that way on the field.”

“Good enough. Play stands.”

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 10, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

acc officials are wonderstruck by a full stadium

they’re watching the crowd most of the time going “have there ever been this many people in one place to watch a football game?”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

“Call the basketball officials. Ask them how they deal with people in the stands.”

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

"Shit, you guys"

“We’re in a packed house that isn’t Blacksburg, Clemson or Tallahassee. Wtf we s’posed to do here?”

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

A twisted ankle? EIGHT TRAINERS

And this is why army-navy is on the big screen

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions

Twisted Ankle?

He fucked up his groin dude.

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

Hence the eight trainers.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

And there goes Di Maria

Well that blows for Real

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions

How did he get hurt?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

Slipped and almost did a split

Just strined his groin I think because he’s slowly getting back to pace. We’ll see if he keeps moving well though.

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions

Non-contact injury.

Slipped on the ground.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

IT WAS THE STICKER PAWWWWWWWWWWL

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

Seriously, I cringe every time MSU is playing in an early-season event like that.

How many players have to get Purdue’d before they realize “you know, maybe there’s a way to give our sponsors advertising space without fucking with the court”?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

Fortunately, they have another 150 international-level guys on the squad

even if only seven are on the bench.

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

STT flea flicker for the 1st down.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions

Wow, Navy return out to their own 40.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions

TD Army!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions

Navy Hail Mary?

NAVY HAIL MARY.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:16 PM EST reply actions

yeah...that'll kill that drive

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions

A rival coach that comes ready-made with a pejorative nickname?

bangulo Blair Angulo
A small #UCLA tidbit for Bruins fans: A source tells me Jim L. Mora HATES being called “Junior.”

Yeesss.

"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell

by RabbitSC on Dec 10, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Junior was a terrible, terrible hire.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

do you think he could hire jim mora sr as one of his coordinators?

imagine as two generations of kiffins battle two generations of moras.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I really, really want this to happen.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

The derp would be exquisite.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions

What's next?

Two generation of Bowdens?

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Two generations of the Charles.

SOON.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

he has an ego big enough for two people and weighs as much as two people

and has probably been told ‘go fuck yourself’ by enough people that he might think he is two generations at once

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions

This would make up for it!

Then they both can be in Coors Light commercials in 2 years.

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

Monte Kiffin and Jim Mora bickering

would mean I would start buying Coors Light.

"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell

by RabbitSC on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Mostly because he's not "Jr."

He and dad have different middle names

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

This would be the first time I have ever heard it claimed that you need a matching middle name to be 'junior'.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

Really?

I thought that was fairly common knowledge – you’re only really “Junior/III/IV/etc.” if you have the exact same name.

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by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions

That's how I've always understood it, too

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

That seems immensely impractical and pedantic.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

but is how these things work

/brother is not a junior for this reason
//would have been, but born on uncle’s birthday

by drothgery on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

GUYS WIKIPEDIA'S GOT THIS

Sons with a different middle name or initial may also be called Junior as a nickname, but unless the names are identical, the Jr. suffix is never used.

NOT GONNA STOP ME

"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell

by RabbitSC on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Clearly untrue, since people DO get called junior on a regular basis without matching middle names.

I’ve never understood naming kids after yourself. It’s just… I don’t get it.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

from same Wikipedia article:

Former boxer George Foreman named his five sons after himself: George Edward Foreman II through VI.

AWKWARD.

"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell

by RabbitSC on Dec 10, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I think this is the nickname/official name distinction.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions

I thought that was the general rule

I’ve never been a junior for that very reason.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions

If you name is Jim and your daddy's name is Jim

you’re a Junior to me.

"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell

by RabbitSC on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

You can call him Ray, or you can call him Jay.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Don't call me Junior!

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

We called the dog Indiana!

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

i loved that dog

by Nigel_T on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

if only we could get ucla to lose to indiana

this meme would explode

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Our situation has not improved

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

I started calling him JMJ until I realized that would be an insult to Jam Master Jay

God rest his soul

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

Hey, I have UWW - St. Thomas on TV!

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions

I hate you.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions

I have it on the 3,

so you can be indifferent towards me.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

I hate you too.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

and I think either of these teams could beat KU.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions

Move to a better state and you can have it too!

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

Footbaw on The CW?

Footbaw on The CW.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

A grape appears to be screaming at Rich Ellerson.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

I'm so glad somebody else sees things that way

I thought I was the only one

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions

#firecraigjames

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 10, 2011 4:18 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

Someone needs to make one that says remember the 5

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

What a save from Valdes

Diarra destroyed Messi

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions

That was a hell of a shot

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions

Whitewater's coverage is apparently suffocating.

Two St. Thomas pass plays result in approximately 20 seconds of scrambling and no passes in-bounds.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions

And St. Thomas shanks the FG try.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

You bastards are a full minute ahead of the radio feed, to add insult to injury.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions

I'll stop talking then.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

No, it's okay.

I’m just really pissed off at ESPN. And the NCAA for giving these games to ESPN. (Last year, I could have watched on NCAA.com.)

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

Well, I'll stop talking about that.

Spoilers suck.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

I'll delay posts a minute.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions

No, guys, seriously, it doesn't bother me.

I’m not mad about getting spoiled. I’m mad that it’s possible.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions

STT 0 UWW 10 late 2Q

STT misses FG

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST reply actions

RGIII and Montee Ball stuck at the kiddee table

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST reply actions

Guys I need help...

Maybe it’s because football season is over,
Maybe it’s because there wasn’t a UK game all week…

But I am starting to pay attention to the NBA…HELP ME

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST reply actions

/sprays with spray bottle

NO. BAD.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

The only saving grace...I only pay attention to teams with UK players on the roster

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

Why do you need to pay attention to the NBA at all?

You already have a professional basketball team.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs

/trollin' hard in the paint

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions

Occasionally the get traded to other teams

One’s recognized as pro by the NBA. They call it a draft…but it’s really a trade

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions

Tayshaun Prince and Brandon Knight request your endorsement of the Detroit Pistons.

I don’t advise it. They’re rebuilding, at best.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions

I thought they folded after trading Chaunce for AI?

I was mistaken?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

This explains how Iverson found the time to get kicked out of every casino in the city of Detroit.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions

all 2 of them?

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions

Three.

MGM, MotorCity, and Greektown.

No word on whether he got kicked out of Casino Windsor across the river in Canada as well.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions

Billups just got dropped by the Knicks.

And he is piiiiiiiissed.

I think that is what is currently attracting me to the NBA. All of the crazy stuff from the new CBA, coupled with no real pre-season, and a weird willingness to throw money at things has created a level of un-heard of Sports Chaos.
I honestly expect the entirety of the Bucks to be traded to Miami tomorrow, for the only reason that it would be funny as hell

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

The lockout solved nothing - see the Chris Paul fiasco.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions

Exactly. Which is what is making all of this chaos so entertaining

It’s like a trainwreck; how you can’t look away. Except, maybe a train full of clowns wrecked…because it has a certain amount of comedy to it.

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

The lockout didn't remove David Stern or owners butthurt

Of course it didn’t solve anything. NBA ownrs, big stars want to go to big cities with other stars.

Also, tbh the NBA needs to contract some of these small market teams that are hemorraging money.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

New Orleans should be contracted, no one even wants to fucking buy it

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I'd buy it then promptly dismantle it

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

I've been saying this ever since the mess started

If the NBA want’s its teams to be profitable and for fans to care they need to mimic the NFL and put in a REAL revenue sharing system. Otherwise, teams like New Orleans, Carolina, Cleveland, etc. will continue to suck and not see seats.

And while we’re at it, put in a real salary cap.

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Promotion and relegation

That’s the only way to make low-revenue teams interesting if you don’t have revenue sharing. I keep wondering how long it will be before Selig has that idea.

by po8crg on Dec 10, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions

Bomani Jones:

“Chris Paul Trade Veto Shows Who Won The NBA Lockout: No One”

Yeah, basically that.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I won the lockout.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Ideally, hockey won.

Maybe a few basketball fans looked for another sport to watch and discovered the one played on ice.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

I think that might actually be true.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

If Bill Simmons bought LA Kings season tickets, all things are possible.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions

Not sure how much those demographics overlap...

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

Not a NBA fan/expert by any means

but it sure looks like they solved the “losing money hand over fist part” and nothing else.

It would have been like if the NHL agreed to the 25% rollback in salaries and changed nothing else just to save the 2004-05 season. So, now the small markets aren’t going to lose money because the players make too much. They’re going to lose money because the fans figure out quickly that they suck and have no way to not suck.

They really needed to burn a season to force serious changes, but the owners didn’t have the guts to do it.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

/grabs spray bottle

//sprays ACS

And THAT’S for going on NDNation again.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/Drops spray bottle

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

DAMMIT.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

I thought we agreed that a fire hose was the appropriate response to that behavior.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

No, that's if he goes on the political board.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions

NDN has a political board?

There are some places on the internet that I dare not venture

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions

If NDNation ever merges with TexAgs, the world will implode.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions

It would keep them away from the rest of us.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

But it would be so pretty

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions

I understand NDNation to, uh, trend right.

A&M is in Texas, so I’d expect the same.

Don’t they generally agree?

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions

To be honest

I do deserve the fire hose for going there.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

ESPN3 has football of the DIII variety on, very entertaining.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

There's also football of the foot kind

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

Or, for that matter, football of the D1A kind.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

GET THIS MAN TO THE NHL NETWORK STAT

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions

Speaking of NHL Network

Why does it only seem to have only one commercial?

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

Because most of its ads are from Oop North, and we don't have any use for Canadian Tire Money

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions

More importantly

why the fuck does Time Warner offer NBATV and the MLB Network, but not NHL or NFL?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions

Because Time Warner sucks

Move on! come to DirecTV and sports network heaven*

Versus excluded

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions

SOCCER

GOL TV, NOW!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

Soccer? Seriously?

that game makes me pull my hair out

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions

It's precisely as unwatchable as NBA or stickball.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions

Dream on dude

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions

I used to be ambivalent about soccer

After playing a lot of FIFA, I’ve found it much more interesting

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions

Much, much less unwatchable.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions

And the NBA doesn't?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions

Well, that's not a game

since the outcome is pre-determined.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

KOBE BRYANT

UNDEFEATED AT 20 STRAIGHT WRESTLEMANIA’S!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

So it's the Serie A of American sports.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

Calciopoly?

selling game in Italy

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

The Sacramento Kings co-sign.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions

No the NBA makes me laugh.

I guess I should laugh at soccer too. But its all about comedic delivery; Soccer is a long drawn out build up to a very high brow “lol”.

Basketball is Jackass The Movie.

//I just made myself feel worse about not watching Soccer and caring about the NBA suddentl

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Jackass the Movie is far more entertaining than any NBA game.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

As evidenced in the '10 (I think) finals

At two minutes left in Game 7, I walked out my front door to take a walk around the block. I returned to my house with 30 seconds left in the game.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

They should seriously just run 5 miles then play 2:00.

/Old joke is old because it’s true

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!

Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard

by Grizzly_Adams on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

EL CLASSICO, NOW

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

all of us are here to help you

(Guys, get the ropes.)

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions

I understand about one of every eight words Richardson says

From the Shaq school of public speaking

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:21 PM EST reply actions

SEC?

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

He's rocking the intellectual look rather well

Mathieu just looks more like Blake Griffin in his

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

saban told him that the media can steal his soul if he says anything above a mumble

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

Higher ratio than me.

I forgot to turn on close caption for that.

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

How would you like to be the guy that has to transcribe that mess

/gives up
//walks out crying

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

What the fuck is up with Messi

His passes have been poor today, this is very unlike him. Is he getting his World Cup-itis in this game?

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions

How did Real Madrid score so quickly?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions

Barcelona did their best herp derp Morgan Newton impression

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

He did almost score ten minutes ago

But agree the passing has been meh

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

Ooooooooo

This is going to be a dangerous free kick for Barca.

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:23 PM EST reply actions

Naturally, ESPN3 cuts out right before the kick.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

Great kick, but they then mess up the corner

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions

Came back in time to see that they got a corner out of it.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions

Lol Ronaldo

How do you miss a wide-open shot like that?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM EST reply actions

holy fuck, what a miss!

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions

Ronaldo fucked that up so bad

That was such a perfect fucking opportunity

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM EST reply actions

You certainly don't want to waste fucking opportunities.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions

LOOK HOW HUMBLE THESE KIDS ARE

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM EST reply actions

Did they plan that?

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions

That was so painful to watch

by DC Gator on Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions

they are all very polite well spoken men though

which I like.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions

shank you very much, crissy

by Nigel_T on Dec 10, 2011 4:25 PM EST reply actions

Yais

Going to Houston’s tonight

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions

I'm doing Fleming's next Sunday for my mother's B-day

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

CRISTIANO LOLNALDO

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions

Ronaldo

impersonates an everton striker

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions

XABI WITH A YELLOW!

AWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT, looks like we decided Messi needs ALL THE SPACE HE WANTS

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions

Xabi

Xavi
Xabi
Xavi
Xabi
Xavi
Xabi
Xavi
Xabi
Xavi
Xabi

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions

I wish they were brothers

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

Or just on the same team.

Then the above could be an actual transcript of the announcer as they ping it back and forth in midfield.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions

Spanish National Team

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

They seem not to play much at the same time.

It always seems like Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets, and some random other guy in the midfield.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions

Xabi was discriminated against for playing in England

She he doesn’t get many starting opportunities.

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions

Tim Brando seems waaaaaaay too happy today.

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions

I'm gonna stop going to Bruins Nation now

If Jesus and God were winners, I’d back them. If not, I wouldn’t. I don’t get seduced by a fancy name.

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 10, 2011 4:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Wh...what does that even mean?

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions

JESUS in the house.....SPIDERS rampant at BN

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions

Wut?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions

Jesus Christ

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

"In the arms of our loving" Frank Drebin & Fred Ward look up from grave "Jesus Christ!"

“Amen”

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

Fancy name?

excuse me while I dine on these Long John Silver’s batter with chicken. Food of the 1%.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions

/TebowSnakes.gif

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions

Oh, they mad.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

Not even surprised.

Talking about Mike Leach:

He practically begged for the job.

"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell

by RabbitSC on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions

Mike Leach wanted a job, any job.

Only an idiot or an alum would beg for UCLA in particular.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions

I'm having too much fun

You take great delight in pointing out that after he left the Falcons, the team went 4-12. Of course, he did not coach them that year. What it means to me is that he, like CTS, left the cupboard bare.

Jim Mora ‘left the cupboard bare’ at the Falcons… aaahhahahhah.

"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell

by RabbitSC on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I think the problem was a clinic in Mexico

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

End 3rd: Georgia Southern 35, Maine 23

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST reply actions

Let's go Eagles!

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions

I'm always heavy on the slide tackle in FIFA

But I don’t think I’ve racked up cards this quickly

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST reply actions

You haven't slide tackled properly then

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

I've definitely forfeited my fair share of games

But not this early

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

Barca/Real is ... not a friendly rivalry.

Combine that with ALL. THE. DIVING. and you’re going to see a metric fuckton of cards.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

Two minutes for embellishment.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions

Switching sides?

What a flip-flopper.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:29 PM EST reply actions

"I've sat with America long enough. Time to go sit with America."

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions

goes and talks smack about America to America

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions

/towels America

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions

/pays America's gambling de[REDACTED BY SPIDERS]

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

End 3rd: Wayne State 21, Winston-Salem State 7

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST reply actions

STT 0 UWW 17 3:57 2Q

Blanchard is quite the QB, taking hits and making nice passes.

Nice run from the 5 for the TD, previously same play has seen nice completions.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:30 PM EST reply actions

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions

BARCA GOL

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions

BARCA EQUALIZER!!!!

GOOOOOLL!

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

SANCHEZ FOR BARCA! 1-1!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions

Good shot

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions

Meteor down by 2

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions

Eh fuck it!

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions

Goooooool FCB

by Nigel_T on Dec 10, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions

Ronaldo

Being a bitch

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions

Cronaldo doing what he does best

Which is dive

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions

Steve Addazio is interested

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions

/shouts over commentariat

I THINK BARCA MIGHT HAVE JUST SCORED YOU GUYS

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

/shoots flare at Fonce

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions

Also, a soccer player is being a bitch.

Surprising, I know.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions

Depends on where they're from

Portuguese? Not surprising.

American? Surprising.

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

SOMEONE GO AND INFORM UNICEF THAT BARCA JUST SOLVED WORLD SUFFERING AND INEQUALITY

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

WHAT?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU?!?

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

This is going to be a long cold offseason.

I just can’t wait for the Olympics!

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions

Are Olympics at the beginning of 2012 or the end?

I hate when dates look like : “Winter 2012”. So damn ambiguous

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions

Summer.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

Summer

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

Summer in London

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

Oh God

I have no idea how I started thinking it was time for the Winter Olympics. Wow.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions

Wishful thinking

Summer Olympics do nothing for me

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

Outside of track and field, I agree.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

I hope the US Olympic Team takes its own food and drinks to Sochi.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

you'd think the south would have more

but there are way more KFCs and fried chicken places in england.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

brother lives in Camden

I could go but thought of paying 100 pounds to watch horses jump a hedge isn’t too appealing

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions

Euro 2012 first.

Glad Ireland made it in, after the way they got fucked over in the World Cup qualifiers, but they’re going to get smoked.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions

goes up to 24 teams in 4 years

even Ireland will get every year. Euro qualifiers become even more pointless

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

Kind of like the Euro itself after this year.

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah Euro Qualifies blow

Euro Qualifiers for World Cup? WAY, WAY MORE FUN!

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions

But God evened things up

by making the French team implode in S. Africa.

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by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions

Ooh, that was fun.

As was Italy doing likewise.

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by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

Italy imploding was delicious.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions

Italy didn't implode

Just never thought to, you know, prepare players who weren’t fucking ancient for that World Cup.

Seriously the youth movement in Italy right now blows and they’re going to regress to Portugal levels if the academies don’t start working harder.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions

Work harder?

Lulz.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

Italy regressing to Portugal levels?

Let’s keep economics out of this thread, please.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

Huh?

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions

Oh snap

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions

dayummmm

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by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions

Bunga bunga dude.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

I forgot about that.

How delightful.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions

That was tres magnifique.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

"Creating gaps in space and time."

The Doctor plays for Barcelona?

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

he was going to play for argentina but "hand of sonic screwdriver" just doesn't have the same ring to it

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Fun Fact

Matt Smith actually WAS going to be a professional soccer player. He was in some pretty good youth academies (Northhampton, Nottingham, and Leicester academies). He got a back injury however, and had to give it up. While recovering his acting teacher told him to try out for the National Youth Theatre.

The rest is history.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

world only needs one eric crouch anyway

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

peter crouch, rather

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions

No, you're still right.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions

Unimpressed.

Steve Harris was in the West Ham system. He quit and started Iron Maiden.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions

No he wasn't

He was asked to train for them but decided it wasn’t what he wanted to do.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

Hmm.

There’s different stories, then, and Harris himself is telling them.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

Johnny Marr played for Man City's reserves

He got the boot for wearing eyeliner to training, and instead just became one of the best guitarists in recent memory.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

B-b-but Gordon Ramsay!

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions

The great controversy

Did he ever actually get a cap for Rangers or is he lying.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions

GREAT SCOTT!

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

Why is ESPN putting the DIII championship on ESPNU?

Without looking I’ll bet there is a poker tournament on ESPN or ESPN2.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:34 PM EST reply actions

basketyhoops.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions

/grumble

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Hey guyz

Poker is a real sport!

Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!

by MeatGeek on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions

Only when I play

/gets kicked out of IP Biloxi poker room

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions

"It's a 6'7" white dude in the corner and you know he's a shooter"

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions

Oswieler?

he is tall you know

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

I meant the Arky/OU commentators

The part I noticed was the “white dude”. Lol.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions

is it the color guy for OU?

he’s pretty fuckin ridiculous

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by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

Apologies if this has been mentioned before

But good Lord is the butthurt on Bruins Nation wonderful to behold

by kadoogan on Dec 10, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

It's been a running gag all day

But, can you blame them? I’ll be doing the same thing at Alligator Alley when we hire Shula

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I cannot.

/watches ASU hire Mike Martz
//erupts in flame

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

I wanted ASU to get Leach

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

maybe Muschamp will come to his senses

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

senses? is that one of them fancy french jedi words?

i don’t understand any senses

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

None of the options that have been discussed seem appealing to me

Bell is the best I guess, but even that is lame

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions

I can't stop reading. It's becoming a problem.

This defintely reeks of trying replicate what Chetey Petey did at suc. A mediocre/bad pro coach going to coach at the college level. The biggest problem is Chetey had to cheat to get the trogans to get to the elite level. Why do they put us through this ugly cycle?

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by RabbitSC on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I just rediscovered the reason I don't usually enjoy El Clasico.

Any time the whistle blows, EVERYBODY SURROUND THE REF.
Any time the whistle doesn’t blow and you think it should have, EVERYBODY SURROUND THE REF.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:36 PM EST reply actions

Seriously

I still don’t understand why a player confronting a ref is not a yellow card offense.

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

Messi did get a card for mouthing off

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

I'm pretty sure it is, by the book.

I’m okay with the captains asking for clarification as to why it was or was not a foul, or (respectfully) pointing out something like “hey, this guy’s been yanking on my jersey all game, keep an eye out for it”, but ranting at the ref should get a quick “STFU or I’m giving you a yellow” and actually following through on it if they do not STFU.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah

Basically, if anyone without a fucking armband approaches the ref he should whip a card out

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

I like to imagine

going to Spain (or Italy), and finding out that people there crumple to the ground just in regular everyday activities.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

hilarious visual

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by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NNNNN NAPA KNOW HOW

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST reply actions

jonfmorse

What do I need to know about the Pitt State-Delta State game?

Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!

by MeatGeek on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST reply actions

Delta State is glad they're not going to Duluth this year.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

That would be quite the temperature change.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions

I don't remember who was at Duluth last year in the semi, but they were from the South.

It was, as I recall, single positive digits, in the dark, with like a 20mph wind.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

Northwest Missouri State was at Duluth.

Delta was the title game.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

That's right.

Well, on a scale of 1 to Duluth, NWMoS is the South.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions

It's almost in Iowa!

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions

Again, scale of one to Duluth.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions

Pfft.

Duluth’s barely even in Canada.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Pittsburg scores a metric ass-ton of points.

Delta doesn’t.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

I wonder if that's on any network I can watch...

Might have to enjoy some Gorillas for the first time in a long time…

Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!

by MeatGeek on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

Only on ESPN3.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

Well shit...

Score! Time to jump on the Pitt State bandwagon, been awhile since I done that.

Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!

by MeatGeek on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

Last night [adult swim] aired the Tom Treebow ep of Squidbillies

GUESS WHAT I’M WATCHING RIGHT NOW

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:37 PM EST reply actions

Dave Zirin twitching and rolling around in a fit of rage?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

I'll just go and read him some of Etan Thomas' poetry to soothe him

(I could go into a long diatribe about how much I dislike Zirin, despite the fact that a voice from that side of the political spectrum is needed in sports journalism, but football is back on.)

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

I dislike him very much

but he makes me enjoy Tebow’s wins.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions

Being a Chiefs fan, I cannot enjoy Tebow's wins

but you are right about the massive, massive amount of apoplectic butthurt he creates.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions

CHIIIIIIEEEEEEEFS

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

U MAD, SPIDERY PEJORATIVES!?!?!?!?

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by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions

Army-Navy is back on the field.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST reply actions

this match is getting pathetic quick

get off the fucking ground you pusscakes

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:38 PM EST reply actions

I have paid my bills

I have made my Christmas donations
I have shopped and purchased almost all I plan
DRINKS FOR ALL

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:39 PM EST reply actions

I lost my mailbox key last week and the office still hasn't sent me my new one

I’m horrified to see what kind of bills are in there

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions

I have set everything I can up with online bill pay at the sites for my power, mortgage yada yada yada

Makes it slightly less painful.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions

Every month I swear I'm going to do that

I feel so behind owning a checkbook

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions

I still have to use it for my association

SIDE RANT – ANYONE LISTENING PLEASE PAY CLOSE ATTENTION
NO EDSBS TYPE COMMENTARIAT WANTS TO LIVE WHERE THEY HAVE A HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION
THEY ARE EVIL
But I still pay them by check. I finally added the garbage today – they finally have it too.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions

I'm pretty sure anybody with an unclenched asshole wants to steer well clear of HOAs.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions

Don't even get me started

I didn’t even consider the hell that a HOA is before I bought my condo

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

please can we drink together?

I am so not the type to do what people tell me to do so I am always the asshole on the block

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions

Absolutely

I know for a fact that pretty much everyone in the building hates me. Our president is a 75 year old retired guy, so he has massive amounts of time to be as big of a dick as possible.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions

In those situations, it's a sure bet that everyone else is an asshole.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions

Exactly. I am in a townhouse area, and most are empty nesters with time to spend on their yards

I don’t. Have time or any longer much interest.

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions

Will have to keep this in mind.

I’d been considering a condo (renting an apartment = throwing money down a hole, but owning a house means a fuckton of maintenance work).

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions

Unless you just absolutely want a house, I would go with a condo

I do miss the carefree days of renting, but at least I could get my money back when/if I decide to move. (I think)

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions

I still need checks to pay rent.

That is it. That’s the only check I ever write.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions

Also my car payment, unless I want a surcharge for paying by phone

How I cannot make my car payment online in two-thousand-fucking-eleven is beyond me.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions

I fucking hate this.

The automated, no-postage-requiring route is the one that they charge you MORE for.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions

Flagged for being responsible.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

but I will drink now, I PROMISE

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

haven't seen one salvation army santa this year

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

I dropped my check when I didn't see the bell ringer. Made me nervous.

Today they had cub scouts doing the Make A Wish booth at HellMall.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

Navy kickoff return to midfield.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST reply actions

It's weird to hear Gary/Verne call games other than SEC games

I know they call this game every year, but still

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:41 PM EST reply actions

/SEC swoops in, makes America its 15th and 16th teams

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions

If Big East adds Army and Navy

Does that mean Army-Navy will be broadcast either on ESPN or NBC Sports?

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions

please god no save us all

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/ESPN makes Army-Navy ESPN3 Exclusive

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions

/GAME IS PLAYED ON DECK OF AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/SCHEMATIC ADVANTAGE

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Home-and-home series

Next year is in Afghanistan
/not meant to be spidery

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

hell, lets just play it on the SHIELD helicarrier

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Airforce isn't willing to rent the facility

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions

/Dr Doom interrupts halftime show

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

dr doom has weis and martz as co-head coaches of the Latveria Military Institute Fascist Minions

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I prefer

The Military Institute of Laverian Fascist Subordinates.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

oops.

Should be “Latverian”

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by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions

I still see what you did there

and rec’d it accordingly

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by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions

//plays better music

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions

Return of Arena Football?

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions

Not really for

the armed forces being forced to eat themselves to survive.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions

Might be one of the few times there is not a Tim Tebow reference.

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions

OU leading 59 to 47. Least we're coming back.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST reply actions

ALL THE WHINING

Trent steelman would never whine. switches back to army navy

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:42 PM EST reply actions

1st and goal Navy at the 10.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST reply actions

I want to hear Gary and Verne call the El Classico

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:43 PM EST reply actions

I want to hear Andres Cantor call a hockey game.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions

Honest Question:

If there were soccer announcers covering hockey games en espanol, would you watch?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions

Duh

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

At least once, just to see if it turns out as amazing as I think it would.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

babble babble babble babble Lidstrom babble babble babble Toews babble babble babble Ludquist babble

babble Otra Ves babble babble Ovechkin babble babble Khabibulin babble babble GOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Repeat x 10

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by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions

This would certainly appeal to Blackhawks fans.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions

Why Los Negrohalcones in particular?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions

Babble babble babble Toews babble babble babble.

Right on their level.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions

Hmmm.

I went to HS with a guy in the Negrohalcones organizacion. Perhaps I should investigate this.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions

Listened to the Cal @ New Mexico State when it was broadcast in Navajo

Do not speak Navajo, but do speak Spanish so the answer is yes

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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions

Claro que sí.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

I want to hear Andres Cantor call my daily commute.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

Andres Cantor and the late Norberto Longo

were the balompié announcers that I grew up with.

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions

TD NAVY

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:44 PM EST reply actions

Yvan Eht Nioj

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

It doesn't mean anything, like "ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong" or "give peace a chance".

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions

Crap. I had my DVR backed up two minutes.

I was wondering how the hell I was so far behind.

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions

Messi is really, REALLY fucking close now to getting sent off

This could become fucking awesome really fast if he fucks up again

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST reply actions

Sounds like a Messi situation

/rim shot

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Forgive me if recently covered

but what determines where this game is played? I seem to remember the Meadowlands and Philly being common sites. Are there other common places for this game? Baltimore?

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 4:45 PM EST reply actions

I think Philly is almost universally the site.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions

They're in NY for '14 and '16. All other games are in Philly.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions

Basically anywhere between New York and DC

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions

It is a bidding process.

by rasvar on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions

Speaking realistically

they rotate between Philly, Meadowlands, and “someplace near Baltimore/DC”.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions

Bidding game

Dan snyder won the rights to have the game played in the world’s worst stadium

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

They're not playing at Landshark Stadium.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

GUYS I can't stop reading Bruins Nation

Who were you guys looking to get? I’m not trolling here at all, UCLA fans – I’m curious which candidates were preferred by significant amounts of alumni and other fans. Trying to get a sense of what alternatives you had in mind.

Response:

The search bar is that way. We are not here to spoonfeed you.

Disliking these people is so rewarding.

"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell

by RabbitSC on Dec 10, 2011 4:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

A UCLA MAN SHALL NOT DO YOUR LEG WORK

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Fuck off

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

ANSWER THE QUESTION

FACTS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

BING IS FOR THE POORS

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

They're too busy planning Chianti Dan's death to bother.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions

suddenly all grocers in orange county sell out of fava beans

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

I think they wanted Weiss.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions

Please don't troll us

we’re already trolled by Guerrero. I understand laughing at the misery, but please

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions

I have been working all day and just saw who UCLA hired

ESPN says Jim Mora, and I got super excited. Then saw it was Jr. and got super sad.
Fuck you WWL

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

STT 0 UWW 17 :05 2Q

41 yd FG by UWW blocked by STT. Ball recovered by UWW past the line of scrimmage, so ball to STT at the 22 for a long pass that is incomplete.

Now half time.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:47 PM EST reply actions

Big 4th down stop for Georgia Southern

up 12 with the ball, 5 to go

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 4:47 PM EST reply actions

Is RG3 the commentariat's favorite for the Heisman?

That’s who I’d vote for

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST reply actions

odds are heavily in his favor

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

You have my sword.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

and my axe

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

#TeamAnyoneButRichardson

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/hivemind

seriously richardson this year is the running back equivalent of gino torreta.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Or Troy Smith

It’s so cheap when the running back of one of the top two teams wins it. Way too easy to rack up stats

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

fsfsasgfsdssagh

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions

Why, yes.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 10, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions

Troy Smith is a superhero

just so happens his hidden weakness is heisman circuit buffet spreads and 7 weeks between games in which to fete

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions

And screwing a teammate's girlfriend

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions

wait, what? i missed that rumor

he pulled a “delonte west and lebron’s mom” maneuver?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah - didn't hear for sure who it was

Either Gonzo or Boone were the rumored ones, though.

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions

well if it was Gonzo, then Smith probably just wanted to see what it was like to get laid inside Gonzo's hyper-oxiginated sleeping bubble thing.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions

I'm sorry we were looking for pulling a Tony Parker

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions

this is what i get for not reading deadspin or tmz.

Parker cheated on Eva Longoria?
/facepalm

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions

I really don't get the Eva love. She isn't ugly but so many hotter women in Hollywood

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

In the words of Paul Newman, "Why go out for a hamburger when you have steak at home?"

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah, but he went out for a lot of hamburger, too

by kadoogan on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions

still less than Tiger.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions

it wasn't a hotness facepalm, more that she seems the type to make his life a living hell for this and be really good at it

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions

any smart woman who decides that it's the last straw in the relationship over something like this

would make any man’s life a living hell.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions

with teammate/best friend's woman.

it’s what caused the divorce or at least the nail in coffin kind of thing.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

#TeamAnyoneButRG3

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

Really? Why?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

Baylor Hate.

Didn’t say it was rational

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions

Who the hell hates Baylor?

That’s like the equivalent of hating Wake Forest, or something

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

TCU fan

or A&M fan, or SMU fan? Probably a lot of people in Texas hates Baylor

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions

Just the dancers.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions

To be fair

some people do have legitimate reasons to hate Wake Forest. Mostly FSU fans.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions

Link to prior explanation

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/11/26/2588628/third-shift-misery-and-drinking-ahead-of-time#83846184

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions

Him or Mathieu.

Ball would be my third choice.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions

I'm going RGIII, Ball, Honey Badger.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions

This would be my ballot as well.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions

/RG3 wins

/is sacked by Honey Badger who then takes the trophy and leaves

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions

/inserthoneybadgerquotehere

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions

He's hands down the best player.

Not that this has any bearing on how people vote.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Not sure if it's been mentioned earlier today,

but the RG3 piece on Grantland is really good. It really illustrated the whole Baylor/Waco thing very well.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions

I'm in a 3 way split but as long as it isn't Richardson or Honey Badger

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions

Defense: now optional at Army-Navy

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST reply actions

Passes: not optional

FORBIDDEN

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Passing

Is for Air Force

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

DELIGHTFUL

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

So if KU beats OSU, that would give Duke the transitive victory over OSU

But OSU already beat Duke?

/I has a confused

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 4:49 PM EST reply actions

sullinger is out for this game against the buzzards

kind of a big deal

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions

Back spasms.

I believe he was ruled out from the start. Could be bad if that becomes a recurring theme.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions

yeah his status was uncertain until about an hour before tipoff

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions

Transitive herpes

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions

Maybe the football version will help you

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

the acc sucks

it defo was the time to improve the conference by adding Pitt and Syracuse

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions

Cracks me up when ACC fans point this out as a source of strength

of course that is only the freaks at Stingtalk.

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions

And yet when Vandy beats somebody halfway decent, SEC fans make that exact argument.

Parity is not a sign of strength or weakness.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

That argument went well for OSU.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions

I'm just fucking sick of the following two media narratives:

bottom-feeder in SEC pulls an in-conference upset = “OMG SEC IS SO DEEP”
bottom-feeder in (anything but SEC) pulls an in-conference upset = “LOL (other conference) IS AWFUL”

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs

I think everyone is.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Coincidentally, that second line is approximately everybody's alleged justification for the BCS rematch.

by Narrow Right on Dec 10, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Thanks for kickstarting my RAEG there again.

I’ll be in the angrydome if anyone needs me.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

That's what IA-State does.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

Fuck Iowa State!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions

It's a sign that someone can't spell "Party"

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions

Damn, I thought we were about to get a fat guy touchdown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST reply actions

I think I shall make soup!

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:50 PM EST reply actions

Nice!

I’m making blanched asparagus wrapped in brie and prosciutto

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions

please sir may I have some?

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions

Drive on down to Savannah

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

hmmm may need to make my own

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

This game is such a delight to watch

by DC Gator on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST reply actions

I wasn't thinking "the second half" when I said that

the Army FB was going to be good in the future

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST reply actions

DAT FULLBACK

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST reply actions

wut

stiffarmtrophy
Whoa. RT @slmandel: Griffin said Jim Harbaugh recruited him at Stanford with the pitch of a 2 QB offense with Luck.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2011 4:51 PM EST reply actions

DEPLOY THE HYDRA!!!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

RG3. And Luck.

ONE TRILLION YARDS PER GAME.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

holy fuckcake

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

2 QB offenses are better in theory than in practice.

Speaking from experience here.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions

If you were taking a drink every time someone said "Honey Badger" today,

you’d be in hospital getting your stomach pumped right now.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

TD ARMY

And by a pass!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions

Army passing TD.

World ends.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions

Old school Nebraska and Oklahoma fans are twitching or rolling in their graves

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

Touchdown America.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions

TD by way of the forward pass!

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions

Passing TD?????

WHAT IS THIS, I DON’T EVEN.

Also, TERROR IN THE FRAY, TD!!!!!!!!!!

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions

And on 4 verts!

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

4 VERTS 4 AMERICA

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

ND Nation is disappoint, Army.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

This game is really, really entertaining

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions

Yes, yes it is.

by DC Gator on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

That's gonna be called back.

On the review you can see that he threw the ball forward a good twenty yards.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

I believe that's a 5-yard penalty and loss of down.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

ESPN3 announcers don't have the balls to give the full explanation for GATA

Get
After
Their
Ass

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST reply actions

I thought they were inspired by Rep. Corrine Brown

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Gradulate Corch

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Dec 10, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions

CORCH IRVIN MEYERS.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions

Winston-Salem scores; Wayne State 21, Winston-Salem State 14, 7:42 left

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST reply actions

THE ARMY RUNS FOUR VERTS

by bruinM on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST reply actions

The Army fucks the prom queen

wait, what?

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

Steelman: 2-3, 35 yds, TD, REAL AMERICAN

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:53 PM EST reply actions

Tebowesque

god-like too

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions

Lehigh/SNUD scoreless after one

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 4:54 PM EST reply actions

Lehigh has quietly become a bit of an athletic power.

They’ve had multiple seasons of good (for their level) at football and hoops, and they’re still perenially ranked in wrestling.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions

Gary Morris is returning to Jonesboro!

Ad people make it sound exciting

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 4:56 PM EST reply actions

BOOOOOOO

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST reply actions

Who is Stanzi rooting for in Army/Navy?

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST reply actions

Maybe he switches sides at the halftime?

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

So how much did Dan Snyder overpay for the Army-Navy game by?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST reply actions

He'll recoup it all through parking fees

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON DAN SNYDER

SERIOUSLY, ON THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF HORRIBLE OWNERS, YOU ARE THERE ALONGSIDE BILL WIRTZ, PETER ANGELOS AND DONALD STERLING

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Hey, if this were a Bill Wirtz event

No-one in America would be able to watch the game.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions

Plz to haz SEAL Team 6 take out Daniel Snyder.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 4:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

WHOA NOPE THAT CHICKEN IS ROTTEN

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST reply actions

Fuck off Snyder

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST reply actions

FUMBLE!

ARMY BALL!

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST reply actions

Dan Snyder

too stupid to take the easy set up and complement the military members. Poor cbs sideline reporter kept trying to set him up

by Milk Steak on Dec 10, 2011 4:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

FUMBLES AWEIGH, MY BOY!

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST reply actions

America turns it over.

To America.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST reply actions

fuck you snyder

go sue some 80 year old season ticket holder you fuck. I hate him for making me feel sorry for redskins fans.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

What did he say?

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions

this, have it mutes

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions

He's just a general asshole

and also managed to screw up the “we’re so grateful to have all the military men and women here”

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/publishes 'Cranky Redskin fan's guide to Dan Snyder'

//sued for defamation, anti-semitism

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions

Reading that article again

Article makes my heart boil, and I’m not even a Redskin fan

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions

tears down 200 yr old trees on federal land

so he can unfettered views from his Mcmansion a felony but gets away with it and gets to keep view

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I would have eminent domain'd his house right to the ground.

“Sorry, we need some extra space here. Eminent domain.”

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

that pepper rodgers is now the new coach.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions

really?

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions

pepper rodgers was once the intern coach

that’s head coach – Daniel snyder people

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

#PepperPotsForASUCoach

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions

He was on TV, that's reason enough to be mad.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions

IN HONOR OF AMERICA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FOaGhE_sejI

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions

point of order: he was playing as the russians

but that was still awesome

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions

Georgia Southern back to the FCS semifinals

defeated Maine 35-23

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions

They're all focused on hockey season by now

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions

Admittedly I don't follow GSU like I do UGA

but having done Grad school down there, I’d love to see them move up to FBS, I feel like they could be a strong SunBelt/Big East type team eventually.

If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters

by Dawg in Beaumont on Dec 10, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions

...

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM EST reply actions 7 recs

REC REC REC REC REC REC REC REC REC

RECCCCC-OOOOO-MEND! RECCCCC-OOOOO-MEND!

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Redskins board meeting?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Cheerleaders don't need to cut their hair

or pull it up?

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:02 PM EST reply actions

For some reason I remember Amry's uniforms looking a lot more ridiculous than this

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST reply actions

the Navy ones were really goofy in the clip from last year.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions

Last Years Army ones were pretty bad

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I don't see them.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I don't know

VMI helmet looks sort of ugly, BTW

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions

I guess these were worse

http://www.rockerssoft.org/brockers/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/army-camo.jpg

I remember everytime I saw those things the Nickelback Army recruitment ad would pop into my head. And making nickelback pop in my head is a fast way to make me not like your team

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions

We have a final in Winston-Salem, NC.

Wayne State 21, Winston-Salem State 14.

Congratulations to the Warriors, doing the city of Detroit proud.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 5:03 PM EST reply actions

It's their world.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions

I CALLED THE UPSET

/smug

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

That's some long snapping hustle right there

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Dec 10, 2011 5:04 PM EST reply actions

GO ARMY AND MIZZOU! BEAT NAVY!

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

yessir!

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

Hehe text from my friend

So um, I’m on my girlfriend’s computer and under recent search history, the first topic is “reasons for missed period” Should I be alarmed?

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 5:05 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

ouch.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions

If she's an English major, no.

If not. OH SHIT RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

no not at all.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions

Chloe, F Yo Hoops team. You guys are actually good this year! sighs

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions

Well, they've got a former K-State star as their head coach.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

i'm sorry what are "hoops?"

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions

Skirts.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Hula

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Oh so this is YOUR FAULT, KSU!?

When will this end!?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions

When Arkansas has been pushed back into the Stone Age.

Only 5, 6 years to go.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

"back"?

by Narrow Right on Dec 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions

Stay out of this ISU. You already trolled the whole year by forcing rematch.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions

We will fight you in the woods! We will fight you in the stadiums! We will fight you in the grain silos! We will fight you in the pig farms!

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions

We will just open our missile silos and unload.

Try doing something about that with your hoes and pitchforks.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions

We have nuclear energy too and a stockpile of gas & such in Pine Bluff

Also, Little Red might respond in kind.

M.A.D. Jon M.A.D.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions

Lol. Tell him everything will be fine. Have him wear more plaid.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions

I told him maybe not, but perhaps you should inquire

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

YOU CAN"T INQUIRE

then she’s going to be pissed about finding out and her not telling him

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions

he should indeed worry she is a very stressed girl

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions

Well my mom would be a better announcer than most on ESPN

“Hey mom, what’s the final score of the Arky/OU hoops game?” “Bad! I don’t wanna remember it”

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:05 PM EST reply actions

Oh, fuck you, Ronaldo.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:05 PM EST reply actions

Yellow Card Pique

Ronaldo gets a free kick in a dangerous spot

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST reply actions

Ronal-flop

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST reply actions

Not a flop

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions

god this season ending sucks

by sunday withdrawl symptoms will have my veins screaming for a MACaction bowl game.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST reply actions

"A Global Force of Good" implies the existence of "A Global Force for Evil," no?

by kadoogan on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST reply actions

SPECTRE

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Also, The Guild of Calamitous Intent.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

A League of Extraordinary Douchebags

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Nick Saban.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

rec'd

Cobra Commander steps over wounded Cobra soldier

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

This sounds dangerously close

to a freshman philosophy class.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Dan Snyder's lawyers?

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

The BCS?

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. The ACC Champions! It is really weird typing that.

by Fonce on Dec 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Clemson

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

The evil is still in regional forces.

They keep wanting to get together, but then they start arguing about whether the basketball evils should vote on football matters.

by Narrow Right on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

...

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

ESPN?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs

SO SAY WE ALL

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions

!

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

SO SAY WE --

What the HELL you doing in my backyard, son?

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 10, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Tom Hammond?

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

CHOKE RONALDO CHOKE

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:06 PM EST reply actions

Kicked straight at the keeper.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

ANOTHER free kick

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST reply actions

That one was slightly more justifiable

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions

What a flip

And what a flop

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST reply actions

That word

I don’t think it means what you think it means

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions

He was definitely on the ground milking it

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions

Thats not flopping that's milking it

It was still a hard foul

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions

STT kicking to UWW to start the 2nd half.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST reply actions

How the fuck Diarra not get carded?

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST reply actions

FORWARD PASSSSSSSS

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST reply actions

TWO PASSES IN A ROW?!?!?!?!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:09 PM EST reply actions

TWO PASSES IN A ROW?

OBJECTIVELY DISORDERED

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST reply actions

Now Navy is adopting this "forward pass" doohickey.

WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS

by Narrow Right on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST reply actions

NDSU scores, takes a 7-0 lead mid-2nd

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST reply actions

SNUD

ANSWER THE Q JONSMORSE

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Is playing WR like playing right center field

in little league

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:10 PM EST reply actions

WATCH IT.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions

No, it's like playing "flex tackle"

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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions

they do block well

probably catch more passes than pitt wr’s do.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

WHAT A DERP

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST reply actions

BARCA SCORES!

2-1!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Mostly a LOLCASILLAS.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST reply actions

Actually, mostly a horrendous deflection.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions

Not his fault it deflected

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah, was going by the commentary at first.

Didn’t see the deflection.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST reply actions

Weird Day, getting weirder

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST reply actions

"A GANGSTER GOAL FROM BARCELONA! AND IT'S XAVI WHO'S HOLDING THE REVOLVER!"

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:11 PM EST reply actions

Leave the gun, take the tapas.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions

"You're Mr. Blaugrana"

“Why do I have to be Mr. Blaugrana. I wanna be Mr. Black.”

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions

Gotta love GOLTV's crazy Geordie commentator

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions

CATALAN INDEPENDENCE IS SECURED

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions

POUM, MOTHERFUCKER!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions

Out of curiosity, how many teams are still running the triple option as a primary offense?

The widespread switch to spread was one of my first “oh crap, things are changing, I’m getting old” moments.

by Narrow Right on Dec 10, 2011 5:12 PM EST reply actions

All 3 academies, Georgia Tech, and I think that's it.

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Georgia Southern also

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I thought they still ran that weird Horizontal/Vertical Stretch

It's a funny name.

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by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions

I haven't seen them play

but I think Bama was complaining that they switched to the triple option after they scheduled them. I’m kind of hoping LSU installs it in the month off.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions

No, they run almost exactly Georgia Tech's offense

The GSU head man Monken was a longtime Paul Johnson assistant, and brought the offense back to where it was developed. Basically the flexbone, but with some run and shoot passing wrinkles (they do throw, just not a lot. Tech averages about 11 passes a game, and when the QB can hit those wide open receivers, they get MONSTER ypc).

Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd

by Golden Hand on Dec 12, 2011 9:19 AM EST up reply actions

Salisbury, Norwich, Georgia Southern, Wofford...

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

GT, Army, Navy

Ummmmmmmmmmm

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

AirForce and GT are all I know of the top of my head

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

in addition to these two

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions

Four.

The service academies and Georgia Tech.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Possibly Jim Bollman.

It’s hard to tell, really.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions

the only option that the walrus likes to run is punt left or punt right

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Dave has no options, sir

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions

KAKA IS UP AND WARMING UP

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:12 PM EST reply actions

Valdes almost royally fucked up again

He’s playing like shit

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:13 PM EST reply actions

Yeah, he's been sloppy

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions

If by "sloppy" you mean "passing directly to attacking players just outside his own box", then yes.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah, to say he's been lazy with his passing is an understatement

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions

Kaka coming on for

Probably Diarra

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:15 PM EST reply actions

Obama, your pea coat. Give it to me.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 5:15 PM EST reply actions

he'd be great in an ad for hipster cigarettes

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions

Like these?

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Fuck cloves

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions

I smoked them for a bit in high school

Probably took 20-25 years off of my life

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions

Obama leaving early.

Must be heading back to the White House to rig the Heisman vote for Trent Richardson.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

COSPIRACYYYY PAWWWWWL

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions

I've gotta think he's an RG3 man

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I hope this isn't spidery

but I don’t see Saban as an Obama type. He’s more right wing, like Mussolini.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Ask him how the rematch with Ethiopia went.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

Im guessing here that Ethiopia represents Louisiana-Monroe?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions

and make sure you ask him before all those medical waivers get fed up and string him up from the roadside

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions

I'd pegged Saban as a Pinochet man.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions

Papa Doc Duvalier?

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions

Baby Doc

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions

Either would be acceptable.

I think Papa would be more Saban’s style.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions

any excuse to post this

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 32 recs

A THOUSAND TIMES REC

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions

I kinda wish recs for pics & gifs carried over across every posting of them

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions

I love you Freek

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions

ISSA CAPITALIST RUNNING PIG-DOG CONSPIRACY PAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Well, yeah

The BCS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

How have I not seen this before???

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions

I can't believe this is the first time I've seen this.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 10, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions

I have not seen this in a while, but it is magnificent.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions

Dammit, why can I only rec this once?

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions

No,

He’s more the Napoleon type.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Who is the shortest dictator

Napoleon, Kim Jong Il, or Saban? Am I leaving someone out? Are they all short?

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Not sure how tall Pol Pot was.

But he might compete.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Though we should probably go by

deviation from the mean rather than straight-up (no pun intended). Otherwise, Asian dictators start with a decided height advantage against the Latin American dictators, and ancient dictators have a leg up on all.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions

Tale of the tape

Stalin 5’5 or 5’6
Napolean 5’6
Pol Pot 5’9 (from wikianswers, could be inaccurate)
Kim Jong Il 5’3
Saban 5’6 (some dispute on this one)
Hitler 5’8

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Wow.

I think we have to give it to Stalin by a whisker.
Though the Great Librarian/Helmsman is absent from this list.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions

Dictator: Another thing I'm too short to be.

Furk

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Hey, you could be Mango the Minute.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Mango-Close-To-Ground

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Mango-Fallen-From-Tree

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Pepin the Short gets no reference?

I haz a sad

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by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions

Too obvious.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions

Low hanging fruit tastes best

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions

Do you know the lyrics "So Ronery"

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

LOL U SHORT?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions

Nick Saban claims he's 4'13"

Is really only 4’8"

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Dec 10, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Five FAKEs out of five.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions

This is the system we have

and it says that I am 6’ tall. We have to live with it.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Clearly, we're just the two tallest people on the board.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

say what?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions

I think Saban probably writes himself in every election

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Dec 10, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Libertarian Party

Cause fuck your rules, that’s why

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 10, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Mussolini was horrid

but getting compared to Saban, harsh

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions

or Dan Persa

chicago pride and all that

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Remember when Persa's Heisman campaign was a thing?

We’ve come a long way.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions

Whoever wins between Texas and Arkansas.

/Nixon’d

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Well played....also Fuck You For Mentioning It!

But well, you are a PSU fan so you got a beef.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions

At least Arkansas got to play the fucking game.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions

Well hard not to since we were in same conference

It was silly to give NC before bowl games.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions

Bowl games are for the poors

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Madrid are fucking wasting so many runs into the final third

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:15 PM EST reply actions

I feel a red card coming for Barcelona real soon

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:17 PM EST reply actions

Well that deserved a card

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:19 PM EST reply actions

KICK SAVE CASILLAS

Thinking about playing some hockey

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:19 PM EST reply actions

CARDS, CARDS

YOU GET A YELLOW CARD, AND YOU GET A YELLOW CARD!

EVERYONE GETS A YELLOW CARD!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:20 PM EST reply actions

So getting blown up in Afganistan isn't something to worry about

a savings account with a killer 0.34% interest is?

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

That's how much interest I have in watching those ads

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions

How did Madrid not score there?

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:22 PM EST reply actions

Ronaldo is not exactly playing at the top of his game

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:22 PM EST reply actions

Paul Dickov would have put that in

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions

Good lord, Ronaldo.

If you only shot more you’d bury that.

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST reply actions

LOLMADRID

Ronaldo with a wide-open header seven yards out, way wide.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL FABREGAS!

3-1!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST reply actions

And that's a goal for Barcelona

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:23 PM EST reply actions

And Barcelona makes them pay immediately.

3-1.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:24 PM EST reply actions

STT 0 UWW 20 7:21 3Q

1st drive of the 3Q last over 7:30 minutes.

29 yd FG

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:24 PM EST reply actions

Well

Time to bring on Higuain for Diarra

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:24 PM EST reply actions

This is gonna be a great goal line stand if they can hold it

C’mon Army!

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by PodKATT on Dec 10, 2011 5:25 PM EST reply actions

That ought to help.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions

SNUD 14, Lehigh 0, 2 minutes to go in the first half

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:25 PM EST reply actions

Kick Lehigh out of the B1G.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions

ANSWER THE SIMPLY Q LEHIGH

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Losing to North Dakota State is a hallowed tradition

For Minnesota and Kansas, anyway.

by Narrow Right on Dec 10, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions

I think the Gophers are actually 1-2 against them.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions

SUND

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions

SNOOD

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I miss this game

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions

me too. i played for hours and hours back when i was a frosh.

back when i didn’t have a car or a cell phone, and even if i did have a phone kenyon didn’t have a cell tower yet and so only like 3 windowsills in two of the campus buildings somehow pulled in reception (and using a cell phone in public was cause for social mocking if not outright violence) and couldn’t buy my own booze yet.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Was still cause for social mocking when I graduated...

but they put a booster on the water tower, so you actually had service

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by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions

Snood was one of those games that contaminated every comp at my HS

So did Twisted Metal 2. And someone even got first GTA on one.

Still craziest memory was somebody downloading & watching porn during class one day and none of us guys huddled around even got noticed.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions

SNOOD?

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Dec 10, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

HELIGH

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions

Herp.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:26 PM EST reply actions

So, want me to give my Blackhawks guy a ring?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions

Yesssssss

False start navy

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:26 PM EST reply actions

Higuain comes on

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:26 PM EST reply actions

I don't know what wuld be worse. Having never won an NC or having the one some think you won be controversial

1964 (Have to share with Bama).
1969 (We lose 15 to 14 to Texas who is given the NC by Nixon on our field right after.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:26 PM EST reply actions

Oh sidenote: There were two or three future Presidents in Fayetteville that day. Can anyone guess them?

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions

Slick Willy

GHWB
GWB

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions

Right, & other two I think wrong. I believe Reagan was second future president there

Clinton was outside war protesting.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions

I'll believe you

was guessing based on Arky v. Texas. And the limited number of candidates.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions

I don't even think this is debatable.

If you can claim it in your history/marketing materials without looking like a complete idiot, a disputed championship is about as good as any.

by Narrow Right on Dec 10, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

It was disputed because UPI went one way & AP the other

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions

Higuain for Di Maria?

Why doe she keep switching attack for attack

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:26 PM EST reply actions

...and Navy's kicker JUST sneaks it.

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions

MOAR CARDS!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions

What a late slide

That deserved a card

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions

I want to see Murinho troll this game up

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions

DERP ARMY

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions

I see what you're saying, but now I'm envisioning an entire army made of derp

It is a funny image

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions

No!

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions

more and more fumbles

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions

NAVY GETS IT RIGHT BACK (I think)

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions

NAVY FOOTBALL!!!!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions

Fumbles! Fumbles everywhere!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions

Good god this game looks painful

Kickoffs are brutal

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions

THEY ARE TRUE WARRIORS!

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions

Got that right

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 10, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions

almost some helicopter action there

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions

Say what?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

was thinking more along the lines of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions

go for the jugular

navy; try one of those trick plays like the seam pattern

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions

Real Madrid

Now resorting to “just beat the shit out of them” tactics

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions

Both the Army/Navy and El Clasico games are some serious derp fests

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions

I hope they're a little more careful with the nuclear sort of football.

Goodness.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:31 PM EST reply actions 6 recs

I'll go ahead and rec this.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions

heh

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions

Xavi fucks up

Could have sealed it for Barca

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:32 PM EST reply actions

Don't worry, Real Madrid isn't trying that hard to win this

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions

I'd say otherwise

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions

At the least, Ronaldo didn't bring his a-game

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 10, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions

HIGUAIN!

HOW DO YOU FUCKING MISS THAT!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:33 PM EST reply actions

Think he was offside anyway.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions

Woooooo basketball!

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 5:33 PM EST reply actions

Dag.

Miss St. is up 106-59 versus Troy and there are still 4 minutes left.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:34 PM EST reply actions

NDSU adds a FG with 6 seconds to go in the half. 17-0.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:36 PM EST reply actions

SNUD

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions

HE GOT IT!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:36 PM EST reply actions

gol damn

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:36 PM EST reply actions

christ.

this has been the most unproductive day of my life. I have a bit over 48 hours to finish my poetry portfolio for class.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 10, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions

SIGN HIM UP BOISE!!

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions

Not if Bama snags him first

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions

...AND HE JUST GOT IT

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions

"That puts navy within a field goal of getting more than a touchdown lead"

Lol wut

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 10, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions

maffs

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions

who was shipley's roomate again?

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions

Act of Valor?

With active Seals?

Whaaaaa?

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions

"within a field goal of being up by more than 7 points"

that is a convoluted way to say “six”

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:38 PM EST reply actions

No more. No less. Six shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be six.

"I play wide receiver. I have a short term memory." - Mario Manningham

by Amsterdam Admirals on Dec 10, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

1! 2! 5!

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

3, sir

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/heaves grenade

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions

10:28 left.

Does Army have enough time to drive the length of the field?

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:39 PM EST reply actions

They have all of their time outs.

they can do it.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions

Army returner seemed to try real hard to fumble that

jumps into helmet.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:40 PM EST reply actions

Explain to me again why Verne and Danielson are considered great announcers

Danielson seems to be completely disinterested and Verne has no idea who is on either roster.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 5:40 PM EST reply actions

verne never does

danielson doesn’t care cause its not SEC

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions

Brainwashing of southern kids from an early age

They suck

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions

I resent the assumption that people from the south don't think they suck

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions

You have my sword

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Danielson is wearing his "Pajamas of the SEC" which give him +threeve speed at a cost of $texas smugness

hard for any sword to hit him. i’d swing to hard and kill the nfl studio show cast instead

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Roll 3x20 to avoid rematch

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Danielson also thinks momentum does not exist

a theory which was conspiciously absent from the LSU-UGA telecast

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions

They stopped paying attention early in the second quarter.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions

They fucking aren't.

Don’t look at me.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions

"This Whitewater program, they've won 43 straight games in a row."

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

To bad they keep gettng robbed.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions

Consecutively.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions

Without interruption.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions

End 3rd, Whitewater 20, Good Guys 0

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST reply actions

4th quarter, 8:36 left to go, Good Guys 27, Good Guys 21

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions

Is that on TV?

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions

ESPN3

But you may actually have a local feed.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions

Erik has it on TV, I'm watching it on ESPN3

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions

I don't know how Erik can have it on TV, UWW usually broadcasts it's games on Charter Cable's "Main Street" channel

but their website (both Charter and UWW) specifically says it’s an ESPN3 exclusive broadcast.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions

It's on the local CW station, whatever the fuck that is.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions

Odd, I wonder if you're getting the St. Thomas feed.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions

I'm not sure how I would know.

Maybe. I could walk to St. Thomas if I were especially bored.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions

No, ESPN was sort of bullied into allowing local coverage

by Montana senators, because almost all of Montana can’t get ESPN3.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions

It's also being carried on a TWC channel in Milwaukee and Green Bay.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions

I think you'll get it

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions

why does the army H-back

always fake running into the FB?

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:41 PM EST reply actions

so he doesn't really run into the FB?

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions

no.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions

it's an orbit motion fake.

Trying to get the D to tip their assignment or jump offside

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions

has navy ever jumped offside this game

might work in the Big East though.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions

The freshman fullback for Army is gonna be a hoss.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:42 PM EST reply actions

Oh my, yes.

Somebody said that earlier

/own horn
//toot fucking toot

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions

names 1st born son Rock America

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Punch Rockgroin

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Big McLargehuge

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Thud Hammerbang

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Kick Roundhouse

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Dec 10, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

which is a distant cousin of UCLA's new AD, Punchgroin Withrock

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

WHAT A SAVE BY VALDES!

So lucky it didn’t go in

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:42 PM EST reply actions

Ronaldo

Diving like a motherfucker now

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions

GOD ARMY WHAT IS WITH THIS PASSING BULLSHIT

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions

The US Military is at the forefront of technical innovation

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions

TRENT STEELMAN WILL THROW

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions

Iker Casillas

Fucking beast

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST reply actions

Oh Navy, wrap the fuck up.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST reply actions

Let's look at the titles of BN fanposts, shall we?

NoMoraDan – Call to Action
Would you Protest in front of the morgan Center
Devil’s Advocate: Can Mora Succeed?
#NoMoraDan: Burn the Boats and the UCLA Phone Lines
#NoMoraDan: Jim Mora Hire is Lazy and Uninspired and a Perfect Example of Chianti Dan’s Tenure
#NoMoraDan: Outo f the Gate Mora Set to Ignore UCLA Responsibilities Dorrellian Style
#NoMoraDan: Mora “Hire” Leak Looks Shady and Corrupt

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:44 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

They mad.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions

Someone needs to post one entitled "Calm Down", with the entire content being the Chizik airport video.

We always think we know the answer, but sometimes we don’t.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

To be fair, Chizik had a much bigger recruiting budget at Auburn.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions

Counterpoint:

Notre Dame alumni pointing and laughing at UW in 2004.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Dec 10, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions

Chizik went from Iowa State to Auburn

He went from “boosters” to “$180K for Cam”

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions

that's "$180K for Cam's dad"

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions

I think the fifth one is my favorite.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions

lulz

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions

So, lets say you're an enlisted soldier and you're told you're going to get a new Lt.

When you find out he’s straight from West Point, you bitch that he is not going to have any idea what he’s doing and will suck at his job. Does it make you feel better or worse to find out his name is Trent Steelman

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions

Better

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions

So much better. I would die for a man named Steelman.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions

as long as he has an appropriate response when asked "what is the proper treatment of steeler fans?"

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions

Rockets to the sun are too kind

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions

then yes, i would follow him until the end, to the very gates of Mordor

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions

I would hire a man named Steelman to star in a porno

but I’d have to know more about him before I would be willing to die.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions

from what i've been told, it just makes you laugh harder

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions

Eh Maybe.

Lt. Brassballs. Now that guy, men will fight for him

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions

And probably women too

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions

That passing there

Was orgasmic

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions

Hey, stempke-

that whole “9 catches leads the team” sound familiar to you? I remember it from my HS team running the triple

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions

Nah, I had games where I had more catches than that

We run the zone read, but actually do throw the ball quite a bit. I think our leading receiver had like 30 catches or so.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions

A... a SACK!?

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions

no steelman was credited with a tackle there

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions

Ah, the rare "self-tackle"

It's a funny name.

Now in a easily digestable, 140-characters-at-a-time form.

by Turd Ferguson on Dec 10, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions

He threw down the rusher with a bunch of force

and a smack to the back of the head

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions

Army has at least one, too

They got one on the last play of the first half

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Dec 10, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions

even with all the derp

this is been a throughly enjoyable game

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:47 PM EST reply actions

LOL U MADrid BRO?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:48 PM EST reply actions

I hate both

just barca much much more

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions

Middies are fired up.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason

by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions

Chicken Wild Rice: SUCCESS

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions

grill chicken

or get the prepared lemon grilled chicken at trader joes. Mix it with yellow rice and/or black beans. Glorious

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions

Also tasty, but not what I had in mind.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions

Hey look, a guy in a Dallas Stars jacket on the front row!

/lobs grenade
//grabs popcorn

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions

Excuse me, I need to go grab something.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions

Is he leaning onto the field of play?

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions

He'll have two feet on it in a moment.

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions

game

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions

There's always time for MORE FUMBLES

by Synaesthesia on Dec 10, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions

Womp womp.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions

That went well, Army.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions

St Thomas armpunt which actually was an armpunt

4th down, picked off at the Whitewater 2. Well played.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions

Damn. Well played.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions

I don't understand why DBs will catch that ball in that situation.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions

Instinct.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions

Because no matter how much you drill them on that scenario, they still instinctively want to catch the ball and you're not going to criticize them for making a play.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah, I know.

It would still be an even more brilliant play go to “oops, I couldn’t hold onto it, shuckydarns.”

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions

Believe, if and when that happens, the DB coach will go over it about a dozen times in film study

“What do you do on 4th down?”
/show clip of DB knocking the ball down
KNOCK IT DOWN
//repeat ad nauseum

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions

Evening, folks.

I’m for Navy.

Anchors Aweigh.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions

Now college men from sea to sea may sing of colors true...

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions

Everytime someone scores

Kurt Angle’s WWE theme goes off in my head.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

good game

Really thought Army had a chance.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions

Perfect defensive execution on Navy's part.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions

did someone say execution

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I'm all for it.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

It looked like he might have had a chance if he gave to the fullback.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions

So...did his dad go to Westpoint or Annapolis?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions

FIGHT IN EL CLASSICO!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:52 PM EST reply actions

who knew that ucincy and xavier had the budget to fly to spain so quickly

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions

They must have the same agent as the Charles.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions

well The Charles saves fuel costs by using a flying windship he can propel himself

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions

Missed the read there.

FB would still be running

by Cowboycane on Dec 10, 2011 5:52 PM EST reply actions

Barca win El Classico

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST reply actions

Wait

Why is everyone counting Army out already?

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST reply actions

Not enough time.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions

There's still time for herping and derping

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions

Navy Football has currently scored more than Navy Basketball

And it’s almost half time in the BBall game

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 5:53 PM EST reply actions

B1G basketball invites navy

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions

LOL at whatever the middies in the stands are doing

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:54 PM EST reply actions

Since UWW has that game won, time for a football break until the PSU Gorillas (b)eat the Okra.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 5:55 PM EST reply actions

THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST 3RD DOWN PLAY OF THE YEAR

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:55 PM EST reply actions

Navy drops back, passes for a TD

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions

We may have a contender for Lamar Thomas's "You don't come into the OB" rant

A fight broke out in the Xavier – Cincinnati game, and in his post game press conference Tu Holliday said and I quote “They disrespected us before the game, so after the game we zipped em up. We got a bunch a ganstas in our lockerroom and we zipped ’em up.”

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 5:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Yes, but did anyone come off the Xavier bench swinging crutches?

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by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions

There is only one Ned

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions

please. the most ganster things at Xavier are the Will Smith cds in the dorm room of a frosh named Brady.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

THIS GAME IS STILL FUCKING ALIVE PEOPLE!

LETS GO CADETS!

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions

YES!

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions

GO FOR IT

Steelman has been passing well

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

GO FOR IT, KEN.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

I feel slightly unpatriortic rooting for Army.

But I root for the team that lost the previous year. It’s the only fair way.

by Cowboycane on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

How can you feel unpatriotic rooting for Army?

by DC Gator on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions

Army really wants them to go for it right?

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

EVERYONE JUMPS EVERYWHERE

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

FALSE START!

OH MY GOD!

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

would parcells call that a j#p play?

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions

AMERICA GETS A FLAG

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

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Flags for everyone!

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by wahoocrew on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

fell for it

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

Holy shit

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

OH SHIT OFFSIDES

Navy game.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

oh wow.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

Army. Come on.

Navy does that on every fucking fourth down.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT CALL?

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions

Nevermind

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions

Oopsie.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions

BALLGAME, MIDSHIPMEN.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions

SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE HELL AMERICA?

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions

Navy trolled hard in the motherfucking paint there.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions

Strong to the finish, Navy.

Strong to the finish….

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Jack Nicholson just ordered a code red on that guy who was offsides

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Nope

A Few Good Men was the Marines.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions

shit

I couldn’t remember

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions

This is correct sir

and you should never mix up the two

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Dec 10, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions

that was nick saban

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions

Fuck America

America should have won

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Verne or Gary or whatever is explaining to me that these Army seniors have never won against Navy.

This is somehow news, unlike the last four or five years.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions

Navy has now won 10 straight against Army

This year’s seniors were in Middle School the last time Army won the Commander in Chief trophy

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

That's what I meant.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions

this has been an awesome game

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions

FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA

TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

NO.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions

Why you hate Marine purp?

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions

"why do you hate [insert a thing here]?"

“i’m erik, it is what i do”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

You know what I really hate?

tOSU.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions

Corn. Other corn. Arizona. Megabytes. Stickyball. Hoopybucket.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/explodes

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions

yeah yeah you and everyone else

i kid because i care

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions

Erik T pictured below

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Because Navy!

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions

... IF THE ARMY AND THE NAVY EVER LOOK ON HEAVENS SCENES

THEY’LL FIND THE STREETS ARE GUARDED BY UNITED STATES MARINES

not ashamed to admit I know the lyrics to the hymns of all 4 branches.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I don't have a clue on USAF/Army.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions

UP WE GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER, CLIMBING HIGH INTO THE SUN. HERE THEY COME ZOOMING TO MEET OUR THUNDER, AT 'EM BOYS, GIVE 'EM THE GUNS....

[to the tune of the Caisson Song]
THEN IT’S HI, HI, HEY THE ARMY’S ON ITS WAY. COUNT OFF THE CADENCE LOUD AND STRONG, FOR WHEREVER WE GO YOU WILL ALWAYS KNOW THAT THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Well, I know bits and pieces and segments.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions

I couldn't tell you a single thing I learned in most of my classes growing up

But one Veterans Day choir concert junior year of HS and those songs are burned into my brain. It makes no sense.

I also have military related songs such as “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B” and “Over There” filed away permanently thanks to his concert.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions

I spent a week at USNA the summer before my senior year of HS, so you can bet I know the other two...

Well, three.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions

Coast Guard?

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions

NAVY IS EXCITED Y'ALL

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

I want a post game interview with army superfan

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions

We're all excited

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs

I really want that outfit.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions

We really want you in that outfit tips my hat

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions

Stubob, what did we say about being creepy?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions

Umm, I forgot. Alison Brie has that effect.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions

...

Bunk

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'ed to infinity... and beyond!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions

I ... uh ... what were we talking about again?

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I can't remember either

Probably wasn’t important

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Dec 10, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

God Bless Dan Harmon

He purposely tries to film Alison Brie in highly gif-able seens to see the internet react.

by DC Gator on Dec 10, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Dan Harmon = American Hero

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions

I like how they sing to both sides

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

I'm still waiting for a Navy fumble

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 6:00 PM EST reply actions

Proctor almost lost the fucking ball there

That would have been epic

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 6:00 PM EST reply actions

Punt block for the win?

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:00 PM EST reply actions

Why the fuck did the clock burn down to 0:06?

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions

Yeah, should be about :09.

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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions

/Army loses game

//Army fires Ellerson
///Army hires Magino
////Mangino gets a tank/rascal

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

That's one hell of a hoverround.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions

Christ, he'd be like a real life Juggernaut with that thing.

by Salt on Dec 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Don't worry it can't really happen...

to even interview for the Army coaching position/staff you have to be able to complete the “Presidential Physical Fitness Test”…Do you think Mangino could do a pull up?

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions

Tommie radio announcer just trolled the BCS hard.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions

how so?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions

"Man, all the divisions, except for Division I, have it figured out.

Playoffs are definitely the way to go."

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

NICE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions

Oh my god

WE GET TO SEE AN ARMY HAIL MARY!

Twitter

by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions

this should be good

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions

Hail Mary time!

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:02 PM EST reply actions

Army receiver

You’re supposed to lateral

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by Nick Petrilli on Dec 10, 2011 6:04 PM EST reply actions

That could have been epic

by DC Gator on Dec 10, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions

America wins!

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:04 PM EST reply actions

Is that troy polamalu?

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 6:05 PM EST reply actions

Army-Navy and Barca-Real Madrid

A damned fine day of sports. Now for RGIII to get his Heisman.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:05 PM EST reply actions

is that tonight?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Dec 10, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions

Yes it is.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions

RG3 will be a rarity.

Won’t he be the first one since Ron Dayne who won’t play for a national title?

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by Tuco on Dec 10, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions

No

Tebow in ’07

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions

Also Carson Palmer in '02

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions

Forgot about them because they both eventually played for one

Well, Palmer sort of but Tebow twice.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

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by Tuco on Dec 10, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions

I guess, looking it up, Palmer never did play for one either. Failure. It is me.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

twitter: SDWesq

by Tuco on Dec 10, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions

the only other acceptable candidate is mathieu

and he has no chance. If anyone else wins, I will be pissed

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Dec 10, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions

Also, Michigan basketball appears to not be screwing it up against Oakland.

Tied at halftime, but up 84-71 now. Oakland’s not bad, but it’s still bad to lose to them.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions

They were wreaking some havoc last year, weren't they?

I feel like they had multiple upsets.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions

Had a lot of close calls, at the very least.

I think they beat Tennessee and played Michigan and MSU close.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions

Right.

Also almost knocked off Texas in the tournament as a #13.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions

this part is AWESOME

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 6:05 PM EST reply actions

Absolutely.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Dec 10, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions

Outstanding.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions

If we must play cupcakes, I'd like to play one of the service academies

just for this tradition.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions

been to a navy game in annapolis

it is america. so f-in awesome

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions

should be done on the Big East

imagines Pitt serenading a bunch of disaproving empty seats.

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions

Wow. The coach of Cincinnati says he physically yanked unis off his players

He says he may kick several players off his team.

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:07 PM EST reply actions

Good.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions

Should add that the Xavier coach should follow suit.

No excuse for either team.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions

Good for him. It'll do them a lot of good.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

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by psuphiman80 on Dec 10, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions

Good riddance.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions

what happened in cincy?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions

Brawl at the end of the Xavier - Cincy hoops game

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions

Oh Ohio...never change.

also, glad to see the coach is a bad ass.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

i was about 100 yards from xavier's arena and my commentariat RAEG somehow infected the hoop balls playing nearby

basketball fight, with punches that actually connected with faces instead of being random flailing. game called off by refs with 9 seconds left.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

A Cincy player coldcocked a Xavier player. Another Cinci player stomped on the down Xavier player

Both teams had to be pulled apart, talked shot after game, etc

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions

talked shit*, both coaches nearly got decked as well

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions

Sounds like the refs are a bit at fault too

Cronin had urged the referees to hand out technical fouls if the trash talking continued in the second half. None was called — Mack got one in the first half for disagreeing with a goal-tending call.

From the ESPN recap.

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

LOOK AT ALL THOSE POINTS

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST reply actions

Title.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Dec 10, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Ok. Need to run and grab food before college stickpuck.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:09 PM EST reply actions

FUCK TECH

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions

And just plain-old Michigan, more importantly.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions

indeed, fuck michigan

now, what are we talking about again?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions

YOU, SPARTAN

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Where are my fellow kentuckians?

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:11 PM EST reply actions

Whitewater shuts out St. Thomas, will win 20-0 unless something crazy happens.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:12 PM EST reply actions

fuck the tommies

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 10, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions

Welp, here's the situation.

Mount Union took the first two games, getting Whitewater back on their heels. Whitewater came back to capture game three, but were unable to even the series in game four, and Mount Union took a three games to one lead. But in games five and six, Whitewater was able to come out on top, and evened the series at three games a piece.

Which leaves us with Friday night: and GAME SEVEN.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:13 PM EST reply actions

See? Long series ARE boring.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions

GO WARHAWKS

I think the lesson here is if you want to win in D3 you have to wear purple.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions

Tommies wear purple.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions

And they finished 3rd (or 4th)

See… foolproof

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions

is that the only team that each other plays?

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions

Except for the other thirteen teams each team has played each of the last seven years, yes.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions

They're essentially the only teams that play in the D-3 title game of late.

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by thechuck_2112 on Dec 10, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

This might be the only argument against playoff

TOO MUCH REMATCHES!

(Please don’t take this seriously)

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Xavier Coach: I've never been so embarrassed. I hope President [Smith I think, I didn't catch the name] doesn't ask me to resign

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:17 PM EST reply actions

that was the UCincy coach

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions

Ah, he was in front of a X banner, just assumed

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions

I had not seen the entirety of the Xavier-Cincy fight at this point.

Holy shit.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:18 PM EST reply actions

Coldcockings, stompings, talking shit all game...near riot

Yep.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions

All right, the time has come.

Finally picked up Skyrim today. See y’all in February or so.

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by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions

I picked up El-Shaddai

does anyone know if its any good? Should I return it now

by rook0119 on Dec 10, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions

I bought it when it came out

I thought it was pretty amazing, especially if you’re looking for visuals. The most varied I’ve seen in a game.

by Deathscythe on Dec 10, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions

Wild on FSN? BTN gives me Michigan-Michigan State instead of the Gophers?

FUCK YOU TV

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions

The Wild have been really good this year. Hackett just set an NHL record shut out streak to start a career

This team is very fun to watch. They took all the defense they learned from Lemaire and are actually playing offense.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions

This doesn't really change my grumbling.

WHAT THE FUCK BTN

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions

That is a fair criticism.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions

Wisconsin was on BTN last night.

Our turn.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions

Can we file the brawl today under "2011" just like everything else?

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:22 PM EST reply actions

Can we then also file 2011 (in sports, anyway) under "Purdue"?

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by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions

Yes we can & we will.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions

I did get one game today almost on the money:

Georgia Southern 32, Maine 24. Maine’s going to get its points — after all, Georgia Southern gave up 560 yards last week — but I just don’t see them being prepared for the triple option attack, something they quite literally have not faced since the last time they played the Eagles.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

So the Final four will be Georgia Southern, Montana, tonights winner & who?

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions

Sam Houston State.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions

Sam Houston State vs. Montana, right?

Should be a great game.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions

Yep.

If today’s an indication, Sam Houston is going to fucking roll Montana. Grizzlies won’t have their home field to back them up.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions

Sam Houston State is a good story for 2011

Oh and I thought of two more. Vandy going to a bowl & Mike Leach has a job.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions

LAST CALL FOR FOOTBALL: Lehigh vs. North Dakota State on the Threeve

4 minutes to go in the third. Last game of the day. Drink up, folks, it’s going to be a cold, miserable night.

"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook

by JoshCVT on Dec 10, 2011 6:24 PM EST reply actions

We got Delta/Pittsburgh at 7PM, I believe

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions

AHEM.

Yes.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions

(But nobody will care, because they'll spend all night

watching/talking about an award that takes 30 seconds to hand to someone.)

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions

I won't watch that shit.

I probably won’t watch Delta/Pittsburgh either, but I won’t watch the fucking Heisman.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions

I'll watch the Heisman then depending on outcome either feel good or sigh & file it under 2011

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions

What's the one positive thing about 2011?

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions

floyd

floydfloydfloydfloydfloydfloydfloydfloydfloydfloydfloydfloyd

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions

That was the one good thing of 2010 for you too

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions

Not true!

We fired the fuck out of Timothy Brewster in 2010.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions

There's only three weeks of it left?

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by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

/nominates K-State

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions

I'd say Arkansas State, maybe K State. Some entertaining weeknight games.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions

Gus calling football

Friday Night Madness are those I can consider, I guesss

by Bus Crasher on Dec 10, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions

KU hires Weiss

/may not apply to KU positives.

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by Anon_the_younger on Dec 10, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions

Oh, good.

::hangs up on methadone hotline::

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by JoshCVT on Dec 10, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions

alright, i have a bag full of mead and some skyrim to get to.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 10, 2011 6:26 PM EST reply actions

I'd join you, but I took an arrow in the knee

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 10, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

During bouncyhoops season, what happens around here?

This is my first few months being a part of the commentariat. Though i’ve read EDSBS for far longer. What tends to happen when football is officially over does everyone go silent?

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions

Back in march they created a drinking game for me while I was in houston for the final four

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions

Plus recruiting/coaching/spring game news

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions

I don't really seem to recall us discussing much recruiting stuff

mostly because we all realize recruiting stuff is mostly bullshit.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions

Some trolling when a big name signs but that's about it

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions

Javon Clowney's giant sandwich notwithstanding.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions

YOU WERE AT THE FINAL FOUR!?!

/palpable jealousy

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions

Hasn't everyone been to a Final Four or three?

/grew up in KC
//hides

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Rec'd for the trolling

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions

Two.

Plus a Frozen Four.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions

Sigh. Only been to the first two rounds and once

couple years ago when they were here in DC.

Though I think we have final 4 tickets reserved for the games in Louisville. Just hope UK makes it

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions

Honestly, I always enjoyed the NAIA tournament more

But then, that was an excuse to skip school and go watch EIGHT GAMES A DAY for two days, then watch four games a day over the weekend.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I went to Detroit in 2009

Awesome experience.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

My friend who took me went to detroit too!

that’s what caused us to go.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions

That's one of mine.

Stupid Hansbrough and Lawson …

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions

i have nice friends?

and it was within driving distance. plus its now checked off the list.
/still have never been to bowl games
//or bedlam
///or RRS
////or NFL game

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions

I'm honestly surprised by those first three.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions

why?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions

I just figured since you're a big fan and at least in the general vicinity you'd have made at least bowl & Bedlam

I haven’t been to a bowl but my sister & her family has. A few years ago she got free tickets to Independence Bowl. It was I think GT vs. Air Force.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions

Sometimes when you live in an area you never think to take in that sort of thing

I live in DC and still haven’t done a third of the usual tourist things. Nor have I been to a Wizards game (plan to go to a few this year)

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Same here.

Maybe it’s because UK only goes to the lower rung bowls that are driving distance from KY…but I figure a lot of fans can swing a bowl game once in their life

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Well I guess to answer you and Stubob...

I could go to bowl games, but I’m spoiled. If it’s not my team, I don’t want to sit in the rafters. Shit if it is my team I don’t want to either, but I will settle for what I can afford.

When I lived in Atlanta, just didn’t go because the teams playign I couldn’t afford, or no one to go with. I’ve only been REMOTELY close to seeing Oklahoma for the last 2 falls.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions

No bowl game ever?

/gasps

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions

i could have watched Okie Light last year here...but um, no.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions

Even I've been to a bowl game.

Though, granted, it was the Peach Bowl, literally within walking distance of GT campus.

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by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I wanted to go when GT played a couple of years ago, but obviously non of the monies.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions

I was planning to go to our bowl game this year...

…at least, until it ended up being in El Paso.

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by The Missing T on Dec 10, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions

No RRS?

*I*’ve been to the RRS.

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by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions

its on the list.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions

Nowhere near. There is bouncyhoops, stickypuck, kickyball, Fulmer Cup

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions

We still hang around and shoot the shit about whatever.

Fulmer Cup, NFL Draft, March Madness, we’ll have Euro 2012 and the Olympics to yak about…

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

ALL THE OPEN THREADS

Traffic dips maaaaybe 20%.

by Erik T on Dec 10, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions

Same thing that happens during the week.

We ramble about things tangentially related to sports until the conversation comes off the rails and we talk about the same weird shit as every other day.

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions

I chronicled my encounters with Four Loko.

There were no survivors.

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by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Also, THE FULMER CUP.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Ah yes, the Fulmer Cup.

Even though it’s off season, that may be my favourite “regular” EDSBS post

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions

I'm more excited for The Fulmer Cup than I am most of the bowl games

I’m just anxious for this year to end.

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions

I am about to attempt to make Lamb Vindaloo for the first time... wish me luck

"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."

by stempke on Dec 10, 2011 6:32 PM EST reply actions

Good Luck

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by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions

go with Buddha

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions

Only make enough to eat for one sitting

Do not make extra for leftovers the next day. Just a warning.

by db5 on Dec 10, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions

Scoreless 3rd. NDSU still up 17-0 on Lehigh.

Wish there were live stats so I could see if Lum’s been entirely shut down, or whether NDSU is just keeping them from scoring.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions

NUDS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions

Anybody watch Hawaii Five-O?

I missed a bunch of on demand and don’t know why Kono is back working
She was in trouble last I saw

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by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 6:36 PM EST reply actions

She was never in trouble.

It was a scam so she could do an undercover gig.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions

that was my guess

cool.

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions

Smells like some good 'ol Indiana home cookin is going on

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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions

/meth'd

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions

that's missouri

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions

Ranch and menthols?

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions

The fuck?

Indiana is up 10 on UK?

Who was it that wanted to bet their school loans on UK covering?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Dec 10, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions

/raises hand

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions

pours you some Kraken

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions

/graciously accepts

But since I did not actually bet all of my “money” on this game, I am quite happy. Heck, even starving for a semester would have been well worth it.

I don’t like Kentucky that much.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions

Indiana is ... suddenly good at the bouncyhoops again?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions

Oh jeez, not this shit again.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions

No. Kentucky has shot 6 freethrows. Indiana has shot 14

not HIT but SHOT.

Here is The Twitter

by Cap Town Cat on Dec 10, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions

FUCK!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions

And now I've downloaded & installed Snood

wonders where next four hours go

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Dec 10, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions

SNUD

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Dec 10, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions

Halfway through 4th, still nobody scoring.

This would be a game if not for twitter.

The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media

by jonfmorse on Dec 10, 2011 6:50 PM EST reply actions

/throws phone at wall

FUCK YOU AT&T REPAIR CENTER! I CAN’T GET A REPLACEMENT OF A DIFFERENT MODEL EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW I’VE ALREADY GOTTEN IT REPLACED ONCE AND THE REPLACEMENT HAS THE SAME DAMN PROBLEM AND THE SOFTWARE UPGRADE YOU SAID WAS SUPPOSED TO FIX IT HASN’T DONE A DAMN THING?!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

which phone?

What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1

by Boatdrinks on Dec 10, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions

I'm guessing the Samsung Captivate.

by mnHorn on Dec 10, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions

Samsung Flight.

Fucking piece of shit has a tendency to shut down in the middle of sending a text message (or any other time, really) or reboot itself for no apparent reason. Soon as I get a different model, this thing is getting the Office Space treatment.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions

I have that problem too...and i don't have a samsung.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions

Which kind?

Because if my next phone does this, I’m going to go ACS on somebody.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions

motorola

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Dec 10, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions

AT&T can go right ahead and drown in a septic tank.

Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 10, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

AT&T is the Britta of phone companies

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

You mean it tends to make tiny, very understandable mistakes, right?

by mnHorn on Dec 10, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions

AT&T joined a Ruiners Club

But then it ruined that, too.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions

Phone call, phone call/

Gets so droppy/
They’re so sloppy/
They’re so sloppy.

by mnHorn on Dec 10, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions

Cody Zeller was going to come to UNC before the Larry Drew clusterfuck happened

God I wish we had gotten that kid.

by tarspaceheel on Dec 10, 2011 6:51 PM EST reply actions

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Fuck yes! Krug with the sniper blast from the point!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Dec 10, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions