Never Forget (to make an overflow thread)
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This years coaching hires are turning into a real Bull market
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
At this point with so many jobs and so little number of home run candidates
some may resort to hiring coaches from Craig James’s recommendation
Woo hoo! New place to party!
Let’s rock this joint for this fantast… shit, I forgot we’re watching USF/Wf’nV
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 10:11 PM EST reply actions
Evenin' Ya'll
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:12 PM EST reply actions
YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Two.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 1, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
I have seen her for 10 minutes today
She’s currently not here. But apparently she already plans to live with him in the Twin Cities this summer. He has a job there. She does not. Clingy? NAAAAAAAH
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Well, she won't be your problem then?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be home anyways
I couldn’t care if they lived in a bus in New Mexico all summer
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
NOO MURKSCO, you say?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'll assume she would if he was.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
They'll be over by then, right?
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If she's this clingy already...I cannot imagine
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
You need to get working on Big Jon's plan.
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Money is on February though!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
And now it's up to 120!
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
who has earlier than you?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone else in the pool
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
OH SHIT SON
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Winner has first round. So really...I don't lose a whole lot
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
OH also is this like Price is right, closest without going over?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. So I have anything between January 12 and February 8
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
break up?
or preggers?
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Break up
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
it could be worse
She could say yes, accept the ring, then 11 minutes later accuse him of cheating on her.
You bet your ass I checked my watch.
She's already accused him of that several times.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Some wimmenz be the dumbz
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going to start looking for jobs and apartments in other places right now.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Night people.
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Cigars instead of random local foodstuffs?
I AM CALLING THE FCC PAWWWWWWL THIS AIN’T CHILDREN APPROPERATE
I really didn't need to know what face Bill Stewart makes when he's on the john.
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The effects of this season on mnHorn, illustrated:
by mnHorn on Dec 1, 2011 10:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Pull up your pants!
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That Lays display just jumped out and tackled him.
by HawkeyeRecon on Dec 1, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And it's tackling is better than Texas has shown.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
/checks Football Outsiders defensive rankings
1. Alabama
2. LSU
3. Texas
.
.
.
48. Arkansas
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Oh! The Coaches and Harris polls?
How interesting!
No one said Texas is better. The only point of discussion was defense, and it was raised by Pig Sooey.
Then I'd hate to see how many points the 4th-120th defenses allowed.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Points against:
Texas, 21 per game
Arkansas, 22.8 per game
Go ahead, try to tell me that SEC offenses are better.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I figured both numbers would be higher.
And no my point was the threeve points Big 12 teams give up.
Not that Arky has a good D, we don’t.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Yes, let's.
UCLA (+31) at Oregon
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Dec 1, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OD on Aggie Misery?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
we love you forever, Mack. Please be coach for eternity.
signed,
the folks who hate Mack Brown and any school he goes to.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#laysdisplay4cornerback
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
You forgot something..
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Well then.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions
He ain't the only one.
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Tom O'Brien thinks this is a reckless display of scoring.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Squib kick returned for a touchdown?
Did that just happen?
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Holy Shit
Terry College now knows I am married… list mailings to Mr and Mrs jokastrength.
/wonder if that would happen if we both didn’t go there?
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They released it on the DVD for Robot Chicken, but the episode doesn’t air till this weekend. It was hilarious
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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, that looked like the slowest kick returner ever
and he still made it all the way.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions
Oh shit, South Florida.
West Virginia is bouncing at you.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:14 PM EST reply actions
1% of the teams have 99% of the derp?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
#occupytampa?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
that's basically saying #occupychlamydia
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Come for the Gentlemen’s Clubs
Stay for the treatment?
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by jokastrength on Dec 1, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
That's their mold-infested stickball dome.
The football stadium spreads gonnorrea and scurvy.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Their hockey arena doesn't spread anything because no one's ever there.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Steve Yzerman is spreading joy and happiness and wonderment.
And the damn natives don’t care.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
1-3-1 = neutral zone trap
Dammit, Stevie, come home and embrace real hockey again
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/suffocates
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Id like to hear Notre Dame's opinion on the proper way to play hockey
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
ND Nation I mean
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Without helmets.
Even the goalies.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How about Jason-style masks?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
UNACCEPTABLE
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
God bless Craig MacTavish.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
HE'S A REAL MAN'S HOCKEY PLAYER
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Real men play hockey in gigantic Art Deco monstrosities that were designed for livestock shows.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
without facemasks unlike those fucking euro fairies
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ARA DIDN'T WEAR A DAMNED HELMET
ONLY THE POORS NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MEDICAL CARE
by Erik T on Dec 1, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, you really don't.
They’re Blackhawks fans.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oh you are?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WAT NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK THE BLACK HAWKS!
clap clap clap-clap-clap
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
/Plays Chelsea Dagger
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
NO SCOTT
BAD SCOTT
You’re stuck babysitting Craig and Jesse next year.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Troll hard in the paint.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
They're aware we have a hockey team?
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I'd forgotten that they have a hockey team.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Anyone else fall for the subway $2 six inch?
Stupid shit. If you say something is a “cold cut sandwich”, it can be anything made with cold cuts, i.e. turkey, ham etc but nah, not to subway. damn false advertising…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
They have a specific "cold cut sandwich" I bet.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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some three meat combo
now that I take a bite… it is a damn good sandwich by Subway standards. Ignore rant, well worth it.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Damn good sandwich by subway standards.
Still nothing I’d touch voluntarily.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
for $2?
its a delight. throw some doritos on it and its a dang feast,
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Taco Bell is a better bang for the buck.
Or two McDoubles (no pickle)
Or Wendy’s
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Just saying there's better for $2.00
Pretty much any Subway I have ever had is just doctored up bread, ad they don’t do the V-cut on the rolls anymore anyhow.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
tell me about this... V-Cut...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Once, long ago, Subway would cut between a quarter and a third section out of the bread, rather than slicing in half.
Food didn’t fall out. It was amazing.
oooh
I know a place in Wisconsin that does that. they gut the bread, fill the sandwich, then give you the ‘innards’ with your sandwich. heavenly goodness.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
oh.
well ive never been haha its delicious.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Erbs and Gerbs
NOMNOMNOMNOM
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I never knew it by any other...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I have never once.... ever
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
what? huh?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I think he mistook his keyboard for an Erbs and Gerbs sandwich
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Erbert and Gerbert's - A sandwich chain in the upper midwest.
The best sandwich chain.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Jersey Mike is real good too
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I only know this one.
I only like sammiches with lots of meat. or you can just give me the meat and no bread
/obligatory TWSS
//Yes I did say that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Overlooked,
because we’re talking about sandwiches here. goes
1- Sandwiches
2-Sex
3-Pizza
Anyway yeah, they pile it on for you. can get cold cuts or a philly, comes stacked high. Do you also consider big thick bread a waste of space?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
that is NOT my order at all. not even close.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
well not in general, of course.
im talking about in the moment. I’m not crazy…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Depends on what kind of sandwich, what type of pizza crust, and what sort of sex.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Meaty, meaty, and.... meaty.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
The one redeeming factor of Subway.
And before they started trying to play lowest common denominator in quality in the hoagie market.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Decided to be the cheap hooker of the sandwich industry.
I do see an allegedly potential solution, though.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hoagie? HOAGIE?
Shit’s about to go down.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Jimmy John's does this.
Although at Jimmy John’s you tear out the middle instead of cutting it. And then you save it up and make a delicious bread pudding…
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Jimmy Johns doesn't do warm sandwiches
which is why I don’t particularly care for them
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They don't need to.
But I will admit that we used to make open-faced toasted sandwiches when the manager wasn’t there, and they were damn good. Also, if you’re real nice, they’ll toss a cookie on top of the oven to warm for you. NOM NOM NOM.
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Their bread isn't that good,
and their meat is the same as all the places that actually do hot sandwiches
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Their bread + mayo undergoes a chemical reaction that forms crack.
I don’t like mayo on any other kind of sandwich.
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I am severely anti-mayo
and I agree with Erik – Jimmy John’s is OK, if everyone is going there, I’ll tag along. However, I won’t ever choose to go there
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I will never choose a sammich place, regardless.
i would rather just go to a deli.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Well, yeah
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
But what's the ratio away from West Lafayette?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Dec 1, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
When I first got to Ann Arbor, there were essentially no chain fast-ish food places in the streets around campus.
Except for fifty-leven Jimmy John’s.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
JJ is the same as Chick-Fil-A for me.
It’s fine, it’s food, it’s not aggressively bad like Micky D’s or Taco Bell, but I wouldn’t cross the street for one.
NO PICKLE!
What is wrong with you!
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by jokastrength on Dec 1, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't there a How I Met Your Mother thing about this?
guys who hate pickles are great for women that do
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by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
probably?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Give me the pickle.
In fact give me a whole jar of pickles.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
TWSS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
This..
I ate an entire jar of my mom’s homemade pickles today…
/only like 6 pickles in a jar.
/pickled okra is also amazing.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
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by jokastrength on Dec 1, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Wrong.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 1, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Rec
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Sooo absolutely correct
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
YOU DON"T GET A VOTE COTTAGE CHEESE MAN
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
bwahahaha
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I dont get it, its not a cottage...and its not cheese
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't want to associate with you people.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
We can still be friends.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Nodding.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
You people are depriving yourselves
because a Chick-Fil-A without pickles is just plain WRONG.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
...
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Dec 1, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You realize, of course, this means war.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
/nods, hard.
//feels longing for chick-fil-a
///looks up how much it will cost to open one in Oregon
////cries…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Make it green...
….Hold on a second…
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MAKE IT GREEN AND VINEGARY AND DELICIOUS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The lawful representative from Vasic disagrees with you
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Dec 1, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you sound familiar...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I dunno, they just suck. And contaminate everything if a lazy person just pulls them off instead of making it right.
Pickle juice + Fries = mad me.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
well, that's how i feel about mayonnaise and onions.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
May God have mercy on your soul
If youre on #teammushroom, we may be too late for an intervention
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Onions only use is for seasoning
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
ha!
grilled onions on… anything
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Let's start with a double double to be safe
by bruinM on Dec 1, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
come clean my screen you fool.
Makin me grab for those and getting fingerprints all over my screen…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Yum.
I just had dinner. I now want double-double with animal fries.
#nomorefoodpicturesplease
I was always anti-fresh growing up
but now, im shifting to loving all onions. Didn’t like ANY til bout 3 years ago… stupid kid i was
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Seasoning your sandwich to make it delicious with lots of onions.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
In everything.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Dec 1, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
just chase with some Ketchup
it’ll be alright
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I did. but I was odd.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
See also: Horseradish
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Horseradish is proof that COTG loves us all.
Horseradish on a roast beef sandwich with hot and sweet peppers? Heaven.
mmmmmmmmmm
gonna make that tomorrow night
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
#realtalk
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Mushrooms and onions are the greatest of all vegetables.
Sorry.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
i don't care for the idea of mushrooms
though I do want to try those special ones really soon.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
#teammushroom
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 1, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jalapeno is a vegetable
#teamspicypeppers
SHARE WITH ME
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Used to grow varieties of peppers and dry them to use in chilli
dried habanero and bell green make for a fun combo
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Peppers are permissable
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
#teamhotpeppers
#teamdeathtomushrooms
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Onions are necessary.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Mayo is great on cold sandwiches.
It does not touch burgers or anything heated (same with lettuce).
But no onions? Good God…..
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Must be more specific re: onions
Cooked onions? Sure, they’re fine.
Raw onions? I’d rather be trapped in a brothel with Craig James.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 1, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Red or white?
or ya know— vidalia
/doesn’tmatterallaregreat
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Dec 1, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Red
In fact, my earlier statement should be clarified – uncooked red onions aren’t so bad.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 1, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Red is great, especially on burgers or when I make guacamole.
Yellow onions go well in my chili.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I like Vidalia, the Sammy Kershaw song.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Vidalia onions
cored out with butter and beef bouillon in the center, wrapped in aluminum foil and grilled… comes out falling apart and tasting like steak. Glorious.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I want this immediately.
Seems like some finely-chopped green peppers and other pieces of onion, some garlic, and maybe some good pork sausage, would be better than butter and bouillon.
This was my former fiance's dad's recipe
so you may want to look it up and tweak it, since I’ve never actually been able to duplicate it the way he did it. But damn it was good when he did it.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
WANT.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
YOU. yes. no raw onions.
Cooked I’m ok with but not on anything with some sort of bread product (ie sammichs, burgers, wraps, etc)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
So say we all.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
nope nope nope nope nope.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, seriously?
This sounds delicious
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 1, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Yes yes yes no no.
There’s a small Jewish person inside me. It’s the only explanation for my obsession with bagels.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
This.
Onions in all forms are disgusting. Mushrooms too.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nice to see that there are some sane people on here
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think we can be friends anymore
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
God, we really are meant to be together. :)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha. Indeed.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
To quote one of my favorite Les Mis lines:
“You are wrong, and always have been wrong!”
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
you don't like GRILLED onions?
Would you like to try In-N-Out’s animal fries? (sure, animal fries include other stuff too, but grilled onions is what makes animal fries animal fries)
Needs capers too.
But otherwise this is one of the great foods of the world.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
...
Bagel, cream cheese, lox, tomato, uncooked red onions
Back me up on this SuperJew
….not even sure what to say
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
You do know there is actually a poster here who goes by SuperJew
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yes, I know
He and I were engaging in bouncyball hate earlier.
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
OK, wasn't sure
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
team #anything but fucking bagels
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
#teamallbageleverything
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I prefer my food and workouts separate
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
#teameverythingbagel
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Yes, that in particular.
Except if it has caraway seeds, because hell no.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Second
Caraway seeds are not necessary for anything
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 1, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
They're necessary for rye bread.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
No
The crunchyness is a great addition to any sandwich because your lettuce will inevitably become uncrunchy quicky.
Also, discussing onions is a lot more interesting than this game.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 1, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate when pickle juice contaminates things.
Our law school cafeteria never mastered the “No Pickle” concept no matter how loud you yelled it, so I would come running up to our table yelling “take it take it take it take it before it contaminates the good food!”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
people must have LOVED seeing you coming.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I would flip the hell out when I was a kid if a pickle dared touch my grilled-cheese sandwich or my fries.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
People hate pickles?
This is almost as bad as Spencer’s hate of cheese
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 1, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh boy do I love cheese.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
It's so very much worse.
I love pickles, but I can vaguely understand the idea of not loving them. But cheese?
Nothing is as bad as Orson's quesophobia
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Dec 1, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how can people hate queso?
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
fear queso
quesophbia is the fear of cheese
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
/goes to Mexican restaurant
//spends $2.50 on bowl of queso
///stuffed
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
done that
ignore the waiter’s stares… enjoy!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
chips, salsa, queso, and beer/tequila done.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Taco Mac has fantastic queso
when they pile the tortillas under the chips?? magic deliciousness
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Taco Mac has delicious almost everything.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
This is true
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I can buy that from the Target down the street
In fact, thats usually what I buy before I watch a game
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
so you know what an awesome concoction that makes.
/talking about cheese is making me feel better
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I always feel bad afterwards though
Because that much queso+chips+beer=shit-tonnes of calories and I am trying to stay thin!
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, no.
The two are not remotely close. One of them is soaked in motherfucking vinegar, for fuck’s sake.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Lets not go too far
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pickles are bad, while cheese can be its own food group.
by Narrow Right on Dec 1, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Cheese is never not the answer
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Have we found the accomplice to the Highland Park Ripper?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Cant believe this hasnt been done yet
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:24 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
"Why UConn, they'll look and say. The Hogs wouldn't even hurt a fly"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Haha, "Man"tra
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 1, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions
So now that USF has mastered the art of giving WVU the ball back,
can we have a real game now?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I finally saw the American Dad with the limo B plot
It may be the greatest comedy B Plot in animation history.
Not a watcher of either, but let me ask this:
Commercials look to me like Family Guy = American Dad.
Am I wrong here?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
You're not wrong.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Yes
American Dad is more plot and character driven.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You couldn't be wronger
American Dad has almost zero cutaway gags.
American Dad is actually funny.
American Dad has characters that aren’t uniformly awful people.
American Dad is easily the funniest non-NBC comedy on network TV.
On the 3rd point
It has actual CHARACTERS! With their own MOTIVATIONS!
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I know, right?
CRAZY.
I think it is because McFarlane has the least to do with it compared to his other shows. At this point, I think he’s only a voice actor, which is really where he truly excels.
Also, come on, this show has so many awesome set piece jokes
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I once drove 1/2 a mile behind a turkey because it was scared and running down the middle of a road.
That last BJ Daniels run reminded me of that.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
I don't know why this just gave me a chuckle.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
"Come om bowls, Daddy needs a new Cotton Bowl program!" *tosses the dice*
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
#DaboSwinneyProblems
Do this now. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
by uscjd2004 on Dec 1, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What!? Your B.J. DANIELS is evolving into BAUSERMAN!
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions
B.J. Daniels uses GOING DEEP.
It’s not very effective.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Who is announcing?
does he not know how often teams actually succeed with spread shotgun formations inside the five?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
God, I love my University
Lighting of the Lawn
Before:
After:
During (video): http://www.twitvid.com/GW1MU
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Dec 1, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
...
What am I looking at here?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Porn?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well I think so
one of those things where you don’t know it’s porn until you’ve been staring at it, then called your roommates over, and then you look like a fool?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This, but lit up with Christmas lights in a very classy way
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Dec 1, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I dislike Christmas lights.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I like them when done either classy/subdued or done originally
Like the lights that blinked in beat to music.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
This is done very nicely.
It’s a three hour long ceremony, with all the student acapela groups performing, so it pretty much becomes a school wide Christmas party (complete with alcohol).
Here is a better pic of the Lawn rooms and the Pavilions after the lighting:
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Dec 1, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, and I also finished my flask of whiskey while I was there
so #teamdrunj
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Actually that's pretty spiffy.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Those pics were from my iPhone camera.
Click on the video, it shows it much better
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Rece pulling the Caddyshack
He’ll get nothing and like it
by ColaDawg on Dec 1, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"It looks good on you though Jesse"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Well I guess I have to drink
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions
Because it appears to need to be said
Dear A&M, ASU, Illinois, et al:
STAY AWAY FROM PAUL RHOADS. He is our coach. He is SO PROUD to be our coach.
Pay no attention to the fact that every coach Iowa State didn’t fire (or quit) since 1960 has taken his next team to play for a national title within three years.
by Narrow Right on Dec 1, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Holgo's got some words for you Tandy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
This just made me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Woo investors may revive the Yarnell's brand!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Dear driver on street outside my house
not sure if your listening to shitty dubstep or if your muffler really sucks but you think it makes you sound cool
Here is The Twitter
WUBWUBWUUUUBWUBWUBWUUUUUUUUBBBUUUBBBBUUBBBBB
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
But Skrillex is the swagdiddy bro.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
confession
I love me some Diplo
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Diplo is great and pretty far removed from the bro'd-out house music they call dubstep these days.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Sorry about that.
I’ll turn it down.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Oh godammit.
I guess I don’t have to be embarrassed about liking Coldplay, do I?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
New A&M Coach?
And I already said Houston Nutt.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Dec 1, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions
Please Santa
I’ve been such a good boy this year.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Everybody in the SEC will get a turn at Houston Nutt
It has been phophesied.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
machine from 8mm should really be taken off the internet
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
what's wrong with white girls rapping?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's actually illegal in Georgia.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was never sent to jail for it.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
You're from Texas, I think you had amnesty if you were rapping in Georgia
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
i'm not from here.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Oh , derp, I knew that
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
its ok. I won't use it against you at all. ever.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Show me a white girl rapping that I should listen to because of her skill and not because she's trying to be funny
Seriously, I’m not aware of any
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 1, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I only even know of Lady Soverign
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What the fuck was that
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
a northern european kids show that some guy mashed up
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The only thing white girls should be rapping
Is my sammich
/shows self out
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yup.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
damnit.
legible one.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
All the fail?
ALL.THE.FAIL.
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
just not my day.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of one of the best "Yahoo! Answers" things I've ever seen.
Girl: What’s a good thing to come back with when my boyfriend asks me to get him a sandwich while I’m in the kitchen?
First answer: Well you better come back with a damn sandwich!
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
here
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
hiveminded
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you good sir
Enjoy your rec
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Uhh...
I hope UGA isn’t getting hyped up on this video.
Me message to UGA
Don’t tu-tu-tu-take this asthwhoopin’ personal.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
a couple of things..
1. sigh
2. at the end see the moped go bye, yeah that guy must get be running from the popo
3. Woah Midget!
4. How they not toss the midget up?
5. It is LS-WHO not LSU-Who.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Dec 1, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
That song just killed another
UGA.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 1, 2011 11:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
naw
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, but it is bougie to ask that question.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Dec 1, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
If it is then fuck the proletariat.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Was it a Vidalia onion?
If not, bad idea
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 1, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
What was the motivation behind this decision?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Dec 1, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
...
You actually did?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Who are you, Creed from the Office?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
The*
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Like Whitney!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Im lost.
do you not like the office?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Yeah
Once Jim and Pam got together the show got really bad really quick.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Seems to be the turning point
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Well yeah
it was once the best show on TV. Not anymore, but it was
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
It was never the best show on TV
Comedy maybe.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
It was the best comedy on TV
Nothing great was really on
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Never owned any of those expensive channels
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Curb sucks.
Has never been funny in the history of ever.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I agree
But I don’t think anyone considered The Office the best comedy on TV during any of its reign.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
It was certainly up there in 06 and 07
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
You can try.
Curb is what happens when you take Seinfeld and remove all of the funny parts. And I think that Seinfeld is one of the most overrated shows ever.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I feel you
And apparently you don’t feel Larry David (which is fine — what shows people like is completely subjective). Because I think the absence of Jerry is what really makes Curb so great (especially seasons 1, 2, 6, and 7)
What would you say was the best show?
THE WIRE is an obvious candidate during the peak years of THE OFFICE. So was a certain fake news show that might be too spidery to mention around these parts. Those are the only ones I can think of that would best THE OFFICE circa 2003-2005.
it was implied haha
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Arrested Development
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
win.
all you.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
The Office didn't even start until 2005...
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Really? I thought it was just a year or two after the Gervais/Merchant series ended.
Don’t consume alcohol, kids. It fucks up your perception of time.
Bill Raftery applauds your onions, sir.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 1, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Are you the Chairman?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
You were supposed to tie it to your belt, not eat it.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
you want your belt to buckle, not the chair.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mine was better.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for cultural awareness
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Dr. Lou is disappointed in your decision making
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Christmas lights to Trans-Siberian Orchestra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL5PvszeaSs
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Will I ever get tired of this?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Try living in Chip Davis' hometown.
Holy fuck can one get sick of that one Christmas song he arranges with threeve instruments.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 2, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Craig James is suggesting Skip Holtz is leaving South Florida
While Craig James is not a reliable source (except at hiring prostitutes and firing coaches), I feel really, really bad for whoever hires Skip Holtz
He was pretty good at ECU.
I think he’ll be solid at USF down the road.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
He is
I just don’t think it’s time for anyone to hire him away yet considering he still looks fairly unproven at USF
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
If Petersen says no, we’ll be fucked more than Craig James’s hookers
by Bus Crasher on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#Peterson4Texas
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
How much is buyout for Mack Brown, if heaven forbid, Texas fires him?
I’m guessing it would be in $ 10 ~ 15 million range
Mack will never be fired.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Dec 1, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
sup fools
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions
no, COTG made things even with me
my girlfriend thought it would be a funny story to tell me about the guys who gave her their numbers today
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, what did you do?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
made an archer joke to someone about russian orphans using dead cats as soccer balls
she started to cry and told me she knew said orphans, they ate their pet dog and that’s why she’s hosting a fundraiser
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
My jaw actually dropped.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
did you see the original post?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I did not.
If it happens here before, say, 6 Eastern on a weekday, I will usually miss it.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Did this happen face to face?
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
yes.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
That cracked my shit up.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You and me both.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Archer quotes: Not as good in everyday conversation as Simpson's quotes.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You can't routinely tell someone that a chick was, like, the Pele of anal?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Except "Sploosh"
I think sploosh is gradually becoming part of the american lexicon
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok, that
And “Phrasing” and “Rampage”
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or at least our lexicon.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Did someone say onions?
Only about every game.
by mnHorn on Dec 1, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
saw them
awesome bro!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Hey whipped guy whose woman drags him out on the day of a football game.
GET A NEW WOMAN IF SHE’S GONNA BITCH AT YOU OVER CHECKING THE GAME ON YOUR PHONE
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
PREACH!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
THIS.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
That commercial just makes me sad & angry
Get off his case woman he just glanced
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Why do cell phone companies
feel the need to advertise to shitty relationships? the bitch with the greenhouse makes we want to punch a midget
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because everyone is in a shitty relationship!
Or it becomes when when you get married!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
You should have married John Clark
by LubbockUGA on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Congrats
you just caused an involuntary spasm of both my left eye and right food
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Better question. Why are so many of the women portrayed as abrasive or emasculating?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Because idiotic advertisers equate that to 'empowered', I assume.
by Erik T on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Think you hit the nail on the head here.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
don't get me started
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Because women ruin everything!
HERPDERPHERPDERP
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Woman = overbearing shrew
Man = overgrown child
Advertising gold!
by LubbockUGA on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also: sitcoms
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You forgot "fat". It's "fat overgrown child"
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Tim Allen and Ray Romano: not fat
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Also: not talented.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Has Tim Allen's new sitcom already been cancelled
It looked doomed from the start
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
At least Pan Am is canceled!
Have Faith! Most people who are watching broadcast television are like threeve years old too.
There's promo posters in bus stops all around downtown Hoboken.
Want to punch small furry animals when I see them, and I don’t like punching small, furry animals.
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
SOON.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
How was Pan Am not a ripoff of Catch Me if You Can?
It even used Come Fly With Me
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now Ray Romano did well in Men Of A Certain Age
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
lets see
Home Improvement
Everybody love Raymond
The King of Queens
I know I am missing a lot
by Lucas Jackson on Dec 1, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes Dear
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
According To Jim takes every sitcom cliche & uses it
And was on tv for years.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Roseanne
Although Roseanne was actually quite well-written at the start
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Married With Children
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
What an innovative idea? There has never been a sitcom like that ever
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Because people who work in advertising are bitter, petty losers who never got laid in high school.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Who all see themselves as Don Draper.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
I thought people who work in advertising were basing commercials on their lives
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing they live under freeway overpasses and are looking for something to make them feel better about the cards that life has dealt them.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
a homeless one full of meth?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Because we men are emotionally stunted...
Seriously, once I realized my wife is a fucking badass my self-image improved greatly (hint: both halves of a couple can be badasses, there not need be only one)
by kadoogan on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because...shitty relationships need better communication???
/goes back to job hunting at the FCC
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
My ex used to take my phone away when we went out
but thats because I was checking my emails neurotically. But if there was a game on? I took the damn thing back
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. Good move.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
My ex would intentionally take the the seat
with the best view of the TV because she didn’t want me to be able to keep an eye on a game. I didn’t like that.
I would do that
But only because I want to be able to keep an eye on a game.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
THIS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Which is why you share that side of the booth!
Though most women/humans don’t want to be in close proximity to me during a UK basketball game
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Shit, that's usually why I just sit at the bar.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
In which case I would demand extra space be made available on that side of the table and sit next to you
Because you’re awesome for that, lol.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
I can see why she's the ex...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I actually had fun there...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I think I had fun there.
I don’t recall much except bailing my cousin out of jail the next morning.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I fold
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
The fuck, South Florida
What is with all the damn glitter?!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Uh, Holgo?
Sir, your hair.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:54 PM EST reply actions
Time for some more Bad MS Paint!
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
My Tumblr- cfbinbadmspaint.tumblr.com
by Jrlz on Dec 1, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Hey has anyone seen Our Idiot Brother?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:56 PM EST reply actions
The world needs more Golden Tate TD celebrations
Go here to see the TD catch, which was awesome and definitely justifies the shimmy.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Dec 1, 2011 10:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Why can't i see his name
without giggling?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love when the music I'm listening to matches up with what's happening in the game.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions
Ben Harper
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If you're watching Big East Football, you must be listening to Yaketty Sax
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
One of the better Yakety Sax youtubes
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'm clicking and all it brinks is SADNESS
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Bulls on Parade?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ARE YOU A WIZARD?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
He's actually watching you through the window
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
SOON
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Tackling is optional in this game
This feels like most offensive/derpiest 20-13 game ever
IT's like on one side all the players are blind
and on the others they all have IQs in the 40-50 range.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Oh look, a tie game.
/goes back to bitching about shitty commercials and why onions suck
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
During a commercial advertising onions and mushrooms.
Yo dawg…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Meanwhile, in squeakyhoops of great importance:
DePaul has pulled ahead of Ole Miss!
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions
Oh shit.
But, this game is tied!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Aw shit.
We were winning handily at the half.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
DePAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
who could probably also beat Ole Miss
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Managed to get the W.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
What are USF's women's teams called?
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
What are Delaware's men's teams called?
The Blue Cocks?
by Albino Tornado on Dec 2, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
DERP DERP DERP DERP
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
SEE I TOLD YOU SOUTH FLORIDA WAS GOOD.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They just get turnovers!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Right up there with Navy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
And Wake Forest.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Touche
Touche.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my derpy
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Big East football
It’s DERPtastic!
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions
At least they know they're not like cell phone minutes.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
/megusta.jpg
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Les Miles' dark influence has spread to the east coast.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I know this is pretty byzantine
But USF must win this for Louisville to have a shot at the title, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions
If I can open this beer without moving anything but my arms,
I deserve it, and it doesn’t belong to my roommate.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions
i don't need your sass.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
OH HERP ME DERP TO THE HERP WHERE I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIA DERPING MOMMA HERP ME HOME
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
SEE HOW GOOD USF IS? SEE?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Somewhere, the Orange Bowl Selection Committee is
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
You've won a LOUISVILLE!!!!!!!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Paging Chloe.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Dec 1, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
rec
sorry chloe.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
That is ice cold
and rec’d.
/hides
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
VT is 1-3.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
really, really bad
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
its ok that you didn't have barry switzer in the 80s.
SHIT SON. Notre Dame has a better record in the orange bowl than VT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
even when you include phantom clips.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 1, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Remember when Colorado and ND were good?!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
No
I really don’t.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I barely remember that.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
DAMN IT KORDELL STEWART I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD BUT I'M STILL MAD AT YOU
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I WAS TRYING TO AVOID THAT
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
I DO.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
You also remember playing them in the Fiesta Bowl
at 6-5-1.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Those were heady days
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I was in Japan
I just remember reading about it and thinking “What??”
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 1, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
There is no rational explanation for it
In fact, it may have been the impetus to start the BCS ball rolling
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Quite possibly.
Can’t say I blame them. It was awful.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
I have no independent memories of Lou Holtz coaching Notre Dame.
Yet I can clearly remember Footbaw Bob and the Exploding Toilets in 1997.
Gene Wolfe couldn’t write this shit if he tried.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, yes I do.
/sad trombone.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
I believe one of them was at the hands of a coach who was shaped like an actual orange.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 1, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Good God
he’s fatter than the Orange.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
The only thing bothersome about that game
Is that Kansas will never be relevant again and VT will never get a shot at payback.
I have to say this (Sorry Chloe)
1978 Orange Bowl. ./drops mic
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
1987 honey.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
HEY OU has been 18 times
has 12 wins.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
That was...
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I can see them trying to take Boise or UM, then when the NCAA tells them no, you get Louisville:
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"A Wild LOUISVILLE Appears"
“Try to Catch It?”
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
/run
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Blackadder rec
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
NFL derp<College derp
Although that throw by Vince was quite awful.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
UCLA's next coach is about to enter the Battlezone. He better gird his loins.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Pitbull's novel.
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
My Tumblr- cfbinbadmspaint.tumblr.com
by Jrlz on Dec 1, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions 18 recs
So Rec'd
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
LULZ
nice
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
rec!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Who wants overtime?
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions
SO SAY WE ALL
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Naw, son
There is no wrong way to hate Iowa.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, they got the first down
But when you have 3rd and half a yard, why the fuck are you in the shotgun and throwing the ball?
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions
A song a friend of mine wrote over at ATQ
FWIW:
“Who controls the D-1 crown?
Who helps keep the Sun Belt down?
We do! We do!
Who grows all the grass for Les?
Who schedules all the FCS?
We do! We do!
Who loves Houston Nutt’s guffaws?
Who gets Lane Kiffin show-caused?
We do! We do!
Who gives Paul Finebaum his fame?
Who goes to every title game?
We do! We do!"
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Dec 1, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Most excellent.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I may have mentioned this before, but
when I’m coaching Notre Dame, any offensive coordinator who calls a swing pass will be publicly executed at midfield, and his family will be charged for the cost of the bullet.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I didn't think you Catholics were into the whole death penalty thing.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Which century are we talking about here?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
When it comes to USC
we can always dream.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's more of a Methodist thing.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
-giggling like a little girl-
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
DIBS on WR coach
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
So they run a draw on 2nd and 27
and throw a long pass on 3rd and 1.
I like Dana’s playcalling
He's a madman!
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This episode was on like...3 hours ago
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Composure, S. Florida doesn't have it
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Am I the only one
who prefers Jack straight up instead of a Jack and Coke?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
esp whisky
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not picky
I take what is handed to me, but I mean I would rather have it straight than mixed.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Not a fan of whiskey and Coke in general.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
That's what i'm sayin
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
And if you must mix whiskey there are better ways to do it than with cola.
If I’m making something mixed it’s going to be a proper cocktail.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well how about I get you a Ouisghian Zodah?
Or maybe a jynnan tonnyx?
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
He punched that man like Craig James kil....
Ah never mind…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ah, the dreaded hands to the face.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:17 PM EST reply actions
You'd think that if someone was going to steal jokes they'd steal the good ones.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Carlos Mencia makes the new Nick Swardson & Sarah Silverman look good
And dammit Nick, you had to let the Sandler virus infect you. You’ll never be funny again!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
You take that back
Nothing could make Nick Swardson look funny
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Actually 30 Seconds or Less -- he wasn't so bad
Of course, he was under a Dr. Zaius mask for most of his screen time so…
His first Comedy Central Presents from like a decade ago was hilarious
And he was hilarious in Grandma’s Boy.
In fact all of Grandma’s Boy was funny.
But he has flamed out hard.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Question: Why do advertisers suck but the shows about advertisers (Mad Men, Trust Me) become awesome?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Now ive never seen Franklin and Bash,
but according to reviews you can say the same thing about lawyers. They suck, but shows about them are awesome.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good point. Also Boston Legal was fun. And Eli Stone.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Law and Order made Sam Waterston sexy.
Just think about that.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wait. what?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe not 2011 Jack McCoy.
1995 Jack McCoy? God yes.
Seriously, he’s the oldest man I’ve ever been attracted to.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok, you're making me rethink our being together.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
... ok.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
1995 I was 14...Clooney was sexy to me then.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, Clooney's not sexy to you now?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm straight. And Clooney is a handsome, handsome man.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 1, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Weren't you giving me hell for posting him earlier?
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
no? We're both born in lexington.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Clooney's still sexy to me.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Hell, Clooney's still sexy to me and I don't swing that way.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
its different sexy though.
And he will always and forever be single, dating younger women.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Convenient.
Because I’m a much younger woman.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I feel like Clooney could get it from pretty much any woman in America if he wanted.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Dec 1, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
pretty much. though some might insist he is not their type.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I used to say that about Brett Favre and men in Wisconsin.
by mnHorn on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"It ain't gay if it's with Tebow"
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Minnesota loves them some of our sloppy seconds
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
It started with Longwell and Sharper
Favre was the logical progression of it
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I've been trying to get adopted into the Clooney family.
No such luck thus far
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Part of it, yes.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, in 1995 you would have been what, like 12?
Was Sam Waterston your awakening? Do I want to know the answer to that question?
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
No, reruns of L&O.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Carry on then
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
WHEW
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Why do meth cooks suck but shows about them (Breaking Bad) become awesome?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
LETS HAVE AN OVER TIME
LETS HAVE AN OVER TIME
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Heading for free football?
I’m only wanting it because the end of the football season is so very close.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 PM EST reply actions
It's a fucking tragedy how little Garrison has been used this year.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, he recently announced his retirement, so --
Oh, wait. We’re not talking about the guy who reports the news from Lake Wobegon?
WVU's running back
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
don't worry kadoogan
I got it
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
what the fuck is a wobegone?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
His is the face built for radio.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
oh the Lindsay Lohan movie
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I just died a little, inside.
Someone please get me some Powdermilk Biscuits.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
"the Lindsay Lohan movie"
will always be Parent Trap, with Mean Girls an acceptable confusion.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
If any of you ever go to Jared
I will personally come to your house and kick you in the balls.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Fine. Ebay it is, then.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Dec 1, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You went to a fucking strip mall! congratufuckinglations.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is the horror of their commercials not a good enough reason for you?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
strip mall conflict glass
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have no allegiance in jewelry purchase.
GOD I WAS JUST ASKING WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO JUMP DOWN MY THROAT
I have no allegiance other than FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING JARED COMMERCIALS.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
SANTA SAID YOU WOULD.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
You're dropping a lot of f-bombs tonight.
Is this “Alli drinks and types” night, or are you channeling Chloe?
I've actually only had 1 beer.
I’m just extra hateful when it comes to Jared commercials.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Seriously
Go to an actual damn jeweler to buy jewelery, it’s not that fucking difficult. And, you might actually get a unique piece
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mikelew!
what is this language!?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking little bastards at school today
Yes, we will have a test before exams. No, I don’t care what your other classes are doing. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, YOU WHINY LITTLE ASSHOLES
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
are you at private school or public?
what grade/level?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Private, and I have all four HS grades
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
dude,
girlfriend teaches 10th and 11th grade english in baltimore. yesterday she expelled a student for bringing weapons into class. it wasn’t the first time she’s done that. her school belongs in a demilitarized zone and should be filled with armed guards. and no, it’s not the worst school in baltimore. far from it.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bodymore, Murderland, everybody!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Oh, I realize things could be much worse
And like 95% of the time, I really enjoy my job. Sometimes, they just get on my nerves
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I just realized, since you're a math teacher
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Can't place that one
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The Wire
season 4
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
HE'S EVEN POLISH
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Still haven't watched it...
I know, I know, but I didn’t get the recommendations until it had ended, and I know I’m gonna watch the whole thing in like 10 days, and so I’m waiting until I don’t have other stuff to do
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So june?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'm thinking Spring break
Might be Christmas break, if I can get it with all the traveling
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Um
Is she trying to get a job in Calvert as soon as possible?
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
tight now she's just trying to survive the year.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
TFA?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
why is that, good sir?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
A short blurb not written by me and vocalizes my thoughts on it better than me
The program’s teachers are slightly better than the least prepared but far worse than the fully prepared. When the program’s teachers take additional course work in education and get additional supervision, mentoring and experience, they improve.
But despite the evidence that students lose when teachers don’t have professional preparation and full certification, Teach For America remains a star in education reform.
Why? One reason is that its well-publicized stand in favor of hiring good people without certificates fits current myths about education courses (They’re “Mickey Mouse.”) and about teaching as requiring professional knowledge (“Anyone can teach if they know the subject matter.”).
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone can teach people who want to learn.
Teaching those who don’t care is what education is about, as near as I can tell.
I really didn't mean to open this up into a debate about teaching
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Onions for America
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The other problem I have with it is that it just encourages gigantic turnover in schools that already had that fucking problem in the first place.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
This is an issue.
However, knowing the subject material has been a big issue for many years, especially in schools where TFA has people.
Things are starting to change, but it’ll be slow.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yep
you remember that thing I sent you a while back? the kenyon page? that girl.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhhh, right
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
she's meeting the 'rents in 2 weeks
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Dayum...
good luck! I’m staying at the GF’s parents for the first time this holiday
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
uh oh
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
good luck sir.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Um, teach, can I turn in my paper late? I had, um, something happen, and um...
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Fortunately, not much of an issue for me
I don’t assign papers. You just get homework every night.
Yes, every night. And yes, I grade it for more than completion. And yes, it’s a good chunk of your grade.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
....homework?.....tests?
What are these things?
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I hate you
My 17 year old self fucking hates you.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
I hate you
My 17 year old self fucking hates you.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
so much hate it needs double posts
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they don't really like me...
until they roll out of class with a 4 or 5 on their AP test, or a 6 or 7 on their IB test, and realize that, because of me, they never have to take a math class in college
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You sound exactly like my mom.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Definitely taking that as a compliment
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It is.
She hasn’t had a single kid get below a 3 in like 4 years. Which says as much about her ability to get them to give a shit as anything.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That's fantastic
We’re not there yet, but this is the first year we’ve gotten the school to let us tell the kids which math class they should be in, as opposed to just “suggesting”
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Old school and new school
last one was AP, this one is IB
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Except if they go somewhere that gives zero credits for SL IBs.
No, I’m not still that bitter.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Yeah, that's the only downside to the IB schedule
forcing kids to take some SLs
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Do you teach SL and HL math students separately or together?
Math was the only subject at my school where the classes were separate between the levels, which does make sense.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Separately
HL, in math, has an entire extra quarter’s worth of material more than SL. And an entire extra paper
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
There was an extra paper for HL English, too - everyone had to do it for class, just not everyone submitted it to the IB.
I bet that’s more than an extra quarter for math, though; my SL class finished all the new material by around January of senior year, and I think the HL people were going hard to the end – and they came in with a year’s advantage.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Well, we do 2 years for both SL and HL
HL has more depth in most of the topics, in addition to having a choice of basic Abstract Algebra, DiffEQ, Discrete Math, or Further Stats/Probability, which is supposed to be about 40 hours of teaching
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Day-yum.
That’s a lot. The SL (Methods) exam my year barely even had any calculus on it.
Also, they forgot to enclose a periodic table for the first paper of the chemistry exam, which was both hilarious and terrifying.
Oh, high school memories….
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Did you take Math Studies SL, or Mathematics SL?
And yeah, there isn’t much calculus- a few basic derivatives, fewer basic integrals, and basically none of the neat applications. But, the extra statistics/probability serves most of the kids better, and the actual mathematical writing part is much better
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The latter, formerly known as Math Methods.
I think it was Math Studies that did most of the probability/statistics stuff and little to no calculus. We at least did a few months’ worth of calculus before taking a practice IB in class every day for two months straight.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Hey man, what is this cal-cool-us?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
see, and even that's reasonable to me,
an english major who believes in eleventeen, threeve, and $TEXAS
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
i like it when you're angry
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
I don't even swing that way, and I think he's sexy
/wait, this is the Clooney thread, right?
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
/blushes
//kicks rocks
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Jewelry stores are 60% of the reason I am firmly on #teamfuckvalentinesday
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
including the folks in relationships
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Single's Awareness Day.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's the one thing that's worse.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
On Single's Awareness Day this year I just posted Kipling's "The Betrothed" to my Facebook page.
Why? Because…
“A million surplus Maggies are willing to bear the yoke; And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke”
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
that's every day
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
do you get a vote?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
rarely
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Valentine's Day is ridiculous.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Everything but candy is the reason I'm 99.99% on team fuck Valentine's day.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
but, but my nav. system only want to take me to Jared
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
What if my car takes me hostage & forces me to?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
God
Why does my internet connection just decide once a week to not fucking work properly. Really fucking annoying how apparently my internet bandwidth has apparently been halved.
#firstworldproblems
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
AT&T is bandying about chargin for usage
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Resisting urge to give techno-legal-babble-answer
there are a couple plausible reasons though
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
only if you suck down so much bandwidth to hit their cap...
which is hard for most ISP’s
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have 100 GB download limit per month.
It’s the fucking first, and I’ve downloaded close to 90 gigs of files in a month with no slow down.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
File downloads
Not web browsing and such.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
?
There’s no way for the ISP to tell the difference. Either way, the bits have to come to your computer; the question of whether they’re saved to your hard drive or just sit in RAM is irrelevant to them.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Then I dunno
I’ve heard Comcast sends a letter if you go over 100 GB
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
You have a download limit?
I didn’t think those still existed.
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of advertisements
I really, really like HTC’s commercials for whatever reason
can't think of any...
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was talking about Rezound (you know, Beats Audio thingy)
But other HTC ads are pretty solid too
Is there a better deal on sunflower seeds
than the 2 pound bag I got at Winco for $2.50?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
so cheap
but we couldnt go 2 minutes without some creep staring at my friend’s boobs and scaring her, badly
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
South Florida
has been knighted with DERP
uh
South Florida The Big East has been knighted with DERP
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I'm a (the?) Cincinnati fan
i (kinda) resent that.
MOAR DERP PLZ
by blackcattitude on Dec 1, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, i apologize.
It’s just… you know….
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
no that's gotta be a joke
right?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
There's been rumbling for a couple of days on that here.
There’s not a whole lot of panic over it… and it’s not like he can’t plug in Fredo Stoops to keep the Youngstown Mafia coordinator package together.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 2, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
Bama takes lead in bouncyhoop with 12.7 left
Up 1 on Georgetown.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRP
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:26 PM EST reply actions
LULZ
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
BIG. EAST. FOOTBALL.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Derp derp derpy herpa derp derp derpy
(to the tune of the circus music)
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Derpity herpity derp.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Why would that be bad?
“Dude you’re torched”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I always feel like I miss something when not watching sober
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
same thing goes for
Santa’s Slay
Evil Dead 2
Sesame Street
et al.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah what he said
/illusions gets an idea
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
where's tj sir renting when you need him?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Sorrentine*
Aggy hate autocorrect purp
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
THOMPSON FROM DEEP!
Bama down 2 with 1.8 left..
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
So I leave for two hours, and shit explodes? Dang it.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Regulation will end
with a derp’d FG. Im calling it
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
One of these teams is fighting for a BCS bowl, the other one for any bowl.
We’ve flipped them back and forth and back and forth. Let’s see if you can tell the difference.
by Erik T on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oh man Bama almost made that half court shot
- goes down in bouncyhoop.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ho-hum.
Another crucial missed field goal for the Crimson Tide.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 1, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dammit!
Who the fuck dressed Jacory Harris up for West Virginia?
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions
What in the name of Derp is WVU doing?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Holy Derping Dingos!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The dingo ate my footbaw.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 1, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Are they trying to outderp the Hawaii-SJSU game?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
That was with 12 combined turnovers
I don’t even I’ve seen any derpiest game than that
Auburn United v. Bayern Starkville?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly
WVU: "You win the game USF USF: “No you win it” WVU: “No you, we don’t want to win” USF: “Neither do we”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Dec 1, 2011 11:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Pretty much
I think this game is coming down to which team wants it the least.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wat.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:33 PM EST reply actions
Thursday night derp
Here’s hoping for a whole weekend of derp. Except for Baylor – go bears.
What is this
“real life conversation”?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Unless you're in a brothel, no it's not.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I used to say that to my ex girlfriend....
that probably explains why she left me.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
hey, you and I BOTH said something inappropriate today!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
I shouted that at my sister during a family dinner a while ago.
My mother was offended for some reason.
and it backfired?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
No. My first post was just an attempt to garner conversation.
He did express shock at the general inappropriateness of the phrase.
wow. maybe people are just scared to say anything to me.
I’ve used that around people I work with. I mean not bosses and not people i manage but the equal peons.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
In all fairness, most Minnesotans likely wouldn't say anything.
But I work in a courthouse, where people aren’t nearly as passive-aggressive as the rest of the state.
Well, dat's different, dere
/only gives you the 7×9 hotdish, not the 11×13
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Dec 1, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This game is a wonderful miracle of derp.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Illegal substitution is reviewable?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
This review is NFLesque
In the time it’s taking. Should not be that hard of a decision.
of all nights to not have a cable box
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions
ESPN trying out their new amateur porn tech
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently the overhead cam is located on the space station.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tonights aerial coverage from the predator drone is brought to you by Northrop Grumman
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Dec 1, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Northrop Grumman: Watching your windows so you don't have to.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We've got better visuals than that.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 1, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
This pizza needs to fucking arrive
so that I can go pick up booze before 12.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 PM EST reply actions
YOU HAVE LIQUOR STORES OPEN UNTIL 12?
FUCK YOU!
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
just the corner market
no likkers
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I know a really shady liquor store that stays open until midnight
I go in without my wallet.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
WOW
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
SHEEEEYIT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
THIS
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
"Was leaving the field"?
Was he on the field or was he not? It doesn’t matter where he’s going, it matters where he is.
Right?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Nope. It's just only a fiver instead of 15.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well then...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
HAHAHA TRIED TO FAKE THE INJURY
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
FG DERP INCOMING
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
OH MY GOD DID YOU KNOW THEY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER?!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
uh WVU LT
gets the MVP for peeling the WR off the ground and getting him into position
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
HOW DO I 11?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 PM EST reply actions
COUNTING IS HARD
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Derrick Dooley wants to know.
Spinal Tap knows.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
lulz South Florida
You cannot have nice things.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I appreciate that the broadcasters never considered for a second actually counting the players on that play.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
One, two, three, four...
…five.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Fiiiive..... fiiive and one...... LOTS. DONE.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oscar Whiskey wins earlier for his statement that
this will all end in field goals.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 PM EST reply actions
We all understand that WVU is missing this field goal, right?
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
:(
Nope.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 1, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
HOLY
FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT FUCKING FUCK ASS SHIT FUCKING FUCK
Holy fuck... by the skin of your balls West Virginia.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
:(
:(
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 1, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions
Well.
That was not a pretty football game.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Pretty awful
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Second kick to hit an upright tonight
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
What a perfect ending
Illegal substitution penalty with field goal off the upright. Perfect Thursday night game.
by Wes Tex on Dec 1, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
West Virginia may have been victorious on the scoreboard
but tonight they were all losers.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions
Cool guys don't look at where their kick ends up
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Just got pocket dialed by one of kids I coached in football
All I heard was “hit the mailbox.” I don’t want to know
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
That cannot possibly be good news
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Back to the Dazed and Confused references now?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I would gain a whole new level of respect for these kids if they started quoted Dazed and Confused
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Dec 1, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ooh, that's a federal crime.
The EDSBS Bar Association will be interested. For a fee, of coure.
by Narrow Right on Dec 1, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
MEANWHILE IN THE HOMES OF ORANGE BOWL EXECUTIVES...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Dec 1, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Thats a pretty popular image
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
rec
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
pleaseepleaseplease
To has a gif of the USF cheerleader flashing an L on her forehead at her team after the FG.
Pretty please with a shot of Makers on top?
by better red on Dec 1, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Aww, Holgo's first Gatorade bath.
Disappointed it wasn’t Red Bull, though.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
no one wins the big east.
only escapes.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Winning the Big East is like being Mrs. Mississippi
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Miss Mississippi
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
At least being Ms. Mississippi opens up doors for a career in porn.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You do realize that Ole Miss has had graduated like a dozen Miss America winners right?
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Counterpoint
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That bitch has never set foot in Oxford, guaranteed.
Hattiesburg, probably.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You haven't been to the Grove, have you?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Have you ever seen a Miss Mississippi?
Clearly not. Get it together, Van Pelt.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Winning the BIg East is like coming in 3rd in an Inner Beauty pageant.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They won a share
so the Gatorade bath is acceptable imo.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Well, the tiebreaker determines who gets the BCS bowl
After that, other bowls can take whoever they want pretty much, though first BE non-BCS slot is almost certainly going to ND this year.
"What you need to work on in preparation for the bowl game"
All of it bitch!
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Dec 1, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions
Aunt Stabby's reaction on twitter is priceless:
my faaaaaaaaaaaaaace
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Dec 1, 2011 11:43 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
While many of you fine, intelligent folks are still around,
does anyone know how to break a surround sound system, other than clipping cords and other extremely obvious measures?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I'm going to regret this
why?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
tired of getting woken up by my roommate's blasting of
a combination of countless songs from Yemen that virtually make my ears bleed and the fact that twice a day, at least, he plays Friday by rebeca black
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
The latter ought to be punishable by death.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
i will break into the 30 rack of beer on hold for the p12cg
and drink to that
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I mean, I could understand once out of morbid curiosity.
Although even that hasn’t overcome my “that which has not been seen does not have to be unseen” reflex. But anyone who willingly subjects himself or herself to that more than once has problems, and anyone who intentionally subjects others to it repeatedly is probably wanted for violations of the Geneva Convention.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
see: "Goatse"
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Oh how I miss Goatse.
It was Rickrolling before Rickrolling, only unspeakably disgusting.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
amen to that
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
oh, goatley.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought we already talked about this.
Depending on how detectable you’re willing to be, a pin through a cable, or a little piece of aluminum foil tucked into a RCA lead, is the easiest approach.
I remember you saying something about tin foil
how does this work?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
i dont want anything to go boom
but where do i put the foil?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I backtrack.
Your best bet, assuming you do not want to be caught, is frequent but non-constant reapplication of clear nail polish on the line-in plug every time he buys a new cable.
just one layer?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Should be enough. It's very low voltage.
If it doesn’t work, try again the next day. This is going to be a long and drawn-out campaign, aimed to reduce him to frustration more than anything else. Anything more overt (such as just blowing the amp) is something I won’t endorse here, and might well get you into trouble.
Although, presuming you know how to solder, you can attach whatever ends you want to a 120V mains cable if you’re careful…
Now that's something
i have no idea how to do.nail polish it is
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
the foil is best
because the pin is easy to fix . frying the amp is the best strategy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I overloaded the fuck out of my old vintage pioneer amp last year
that was fun. Not a tube amp, but still fairly nice.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Do you live in a high rise?
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
2nd floor
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
he has 5 or six speakers on all walls
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
could i throw it out, leave the door open and say it got stolen?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
but am i now fucked for posting it online?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Whoops.
That was bigger than I realized.
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Dec 1, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care, it was still glorious.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 1, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
but just to be polite
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
She was talking about your Fupa, Charles
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Dec 1, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
That be green.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
christ
this pizza won’t get here in time for a market run. to the vodka? on an empty stomach after three beers?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:49 PM EST reply actions
what seems to be the problem?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
liquor after beer, in the clear
right?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
ive done it both ways
both equally satisfying
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
O RLY?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
oh.
wow. this is just a hair awkward
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
My liver's work week is Friday-Sunday
and the OCCASIONAL day or three in between. it starts bitching, i drown it out. simple as that.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Market run takes like 3 minutes, you'll be fine
Back before the pizza gets there
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
counting on you to be right
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
and you were correct.
unfortunately, because I’m starving.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Will be there much sooner, now
Having a beer or two to drink while you wait certainly helps!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Bama education FTW!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Dec 1, 2011 11:49 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
that CAN'T be a thing.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 1, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
title
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Dec 1, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He knows the word "elite"?
Bama education certainly has its values
Well, that's gonna do it for me. Good night all
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Me too.
Sweet dreams y’all.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Me three. Deuces.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 1, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
WHOA
I just chuckled at The Office for first time in weeks
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Y'all filled a thread in two hours during a Thursdayy night Big East match up?
DAYYYYUUMMMM.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
It was a Real Good Time.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
anyone still here?
just got back from the market with fresh, delicious, heaven booze.
literally ran . . . so that means I don’t have to work out tomorrow, right?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions
correct you are!
may i also say i love your SN
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
thank you sir!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
Alright all, I'm out
have a good night!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
take care bud!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
same here
and Go Ducks tomorrow!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Dear Professor,
I understand in your critique of my paper, you are attempting to point out that I have integrated two ideas without properly explaining them. I also understand that is called “conflation”. While I do appreciate your attempt to point this out to me by providing the wikipedia link to “conflation”, you could have just said that. Thanks.
KG
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
Only one reasonable response to something like that:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asshole
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I was a bit taken aback.
I’ve had 2 other classes with this guy, breezed through with A’s. It’s not like this is the first time he’s seen me write.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
the paper you're getting published?
hope not.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
No, the one I put off as long as possible and wrote in 2 days, because the other one was much more important.
I pulled this one out of my ass, and even with that comment I’m pretty sure if I fix it based on his feedback I’ll get an A. But likely not doing anything else with it.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Anyone still around
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 12:39 AM EST reply actions
me
not sure about anyone else. waiting for a pizza, STILL.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Just got done with movie time.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
which movie?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Our Idiot Brother
Good for a few laughs but pretty dumb. I liked it though.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
Still? Didn't you order that like 2 hours ago?
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
dude, yes.
I called about 50 min ago and they didn’t receive it. no tip for them.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Bastages.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
IT'S SO HUNGRY IN HERE
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
I bet. So are they coming?
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
they said it'd be 45 minutes
55 minutes ago. sons of bitches! we’ll see. I have a 9 am though, so I may just cut my losses soon.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
10 more min. and I'd call.
Especially this late at night (for you)
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
IT'S HERE
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
garden fresh
gotta have my veggies.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
you betcha
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
WOO HOOO
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
Lay a spike strip down in your driveway or whatever and go to bed
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
Me but it's about beer/sopranos time
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 2, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
does that mean you're leaving us?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
never heard of it.
what’s it like?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
It's always beer time here
And as you can tell, my house contains better drama than TV.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
yeah how's that going btw?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
She wasn't here all night.
It. Was. Glorious
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Excellent.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Yes. I had the most relaxing night ever
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
How'd the talk go with the other girl?
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
Oh.
I used the “I’m way to drunk to talk about this one” but long story short, tonight she basically said she had already planned to be my date to one of our friend’s weddings this summer without me even asking but can’t go because a kid she has a restraining order against will be there.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
it'd be awkward if it was the other way around
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
If she couldn't go because he had a restraining order against her?
I’m pretty sure if I knew a girl had a restraining order against her, I’d probably avoid asking her to a wedding.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
That's an....interesting situation.
But good move on the “too drunk to talk” bit.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
Really though if it wasn’t for that kid, I probably wouldn’t even be friends with her. So it’s kind of a messed up situation.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
Yep
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
We may or may not have wrapped one of my roommate's cars in Christmas lights.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 1:07 AM EST reply actions
saran wrap and then christmas lights would be epic
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
Something tells me that'd be...melty
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
actually, good point.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
This kid bitches about everything
But we all agreed he’s a fucking idiot if it keeps the frost off of his windows in the morning.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
Mini christmas lights wouldn't melt it would they?
by Socrates Johnson on Dec 2, 2011 1:12 AM EST reply actions
I don't think so
But I don’t really want to try
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Dec 2, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
Good newse: my seats for the Kentucky-Carolina are awesome (3rd row of upper deck, right at half court)
Bad news: Everyone sitting around me is terrible. I want painful things to happen to all of them. I had the following conversation tonight
Friend: Lavin’s not coaching tonight
Me: Yeah, fire marshalls wouldn’t let him. The volume of gel he uses presents a fire hazard with the fireworks we fire indoors during our player introductions.
WEIRD CREEPY DUDE SITTING IN FRONT OF ME: [explains why shooting these particular fireworks indoors is not a fire hazard.
He offered similar insights into floor decals, identity of dance team coreographer & estimate of how many novel dances they do a year, and college baseball officiating compensation. None of these were solicited, much like his abundant dandruff.
That said, he was only a 3 on a terribleness scale of 1-10, 1 being cool and 10 being the guy behind me. I’m bringing $20 to the UNC game to pay him to shut the fuck up during the entire course of the game. You know those people who only know how to say things that are either 1) jaw-droppingly idiotic, or 2) if correct, so painfully obvious they don’t need to be pointed out? It’s that guy, but he’s short and I’m tall and in front of him and he yells these things in the most abrasive accent known to man right into my ear.
Also, our offense.sucks.
FIN
Sposed to be SEC
It's always the same people?
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
Overheard tonight
“Fuck her. I told her, “Sure I’m fat, but you’re ugly. And I can go on a diet.”
Sposed to be SEC
churchill'd
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
Given the other remarks of the night
I’m proud a UK undergrad has the brainpower to plagiaraize Churchill
Sposed to be SEC
Frying of Latke 49
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Dec 2, 2011 1:26 AM EST reply actions
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