BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING ELSE, A WORD FROM LSUFREEK ON LSU/BAMA
by Spencer Hall on Nov 7, 2011 9:47 AM EST
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It's fun to watch LSU out-Saban Saban. You hate offense? Oh, we really hate offense. We hate offense more than you'll ever hate offense, Nick Saban. We hate offense so much we'll put Jordan Jefferson in at quarterback, but first let Jarrett Lee throw two picks just to give you what you want in the form of turnovers, but then take it away with good defense and suffocating your precious run game. We hate offense so much we kill both yours AND ours. That's how much we want to ironically be you, but even better.
We will even out-Saban you on defense, flying to the ball, confusing you with mixed coverages, just assstomping your running backs (don't care IF they embarrassed Ole Miss whatever dude) and even getting some pressure on your precious hipster quarterback. BUT WAIT HERE'S THE FUN PART: we'll even give you freebies just to watch you fuck up your own game. Trent Richardson? On some plays we won't even cover him. Nope, we'll just let him slide through untouched just to watch you miss him on open throws.
Words exist for this. Cruelty? Certainly. Irony? Oh, in buckets. Boredom? Perhaps, but if you want to fight a suffocation bout for the title, well, LSU is all too happy to offer up its own neck and see who passes out first in a strangulation match, Nick Saban. Madness? Sure, but there is another word encompassing all of the above in a single compact unit of meaning: MILES.
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ENOUGH OF THIS GET TO THE NFL HIGHLIGHTS!!!!!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 9:48 AM EST reply actions
It's Monday morning.
Anyone who doesn’t already know the outcome of games that were played 18+ hours ago is as much of an idiot as Rovell.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 9:50 AM EST up reply actions
With yesterday's loss
UNC has guaranteed their 7th consecutive non-winning record in ACC play.
If only Butch could have stayed forever.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
This football season needs to die already.
I mean, I’d talk to at length about UNC’s program, but nobody want to hear that and I don’t want to type it. I’m just waiting for the sweet release of the offseason so we can rebuild.
Again.
I will give you one piece of advice
Figure out why you hired Mack Brown and repeat. And deal with the fact that the new coach will leave you.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Butch != Mack
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Pete Boone good?
or Steve Pederson good?
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 7, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
lol
Although, were that to happen, we would just hire Moncken and move on.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Well....have you?
I dont remember any good ones pre-Brown, so you have to help me out here.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
its the circle of life
we lost O’Leary to Notre Dame (lulz) and Ross to the NFL. And Curry to Alabama, but Im not sure he qualifies.
Heisman left us because he lost Atlanta in his divorce.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
The very idea that you can't keep your HC if you wanted to implies, to me, that your institution is a second class one.
And I know that we’re better than that.
7 years without 5 ACC wins
Im not seeing the evidence of it.
31 years and counting without an ACC title. Duke isnt that pathetic.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Feelings without evidence for the MFW.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Its like FSU being "back"
Maybe they need to finish a season in the top 15 before we annoint them preseason top 10 again.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Ayup.
the only confidence i have in the Noles is that they will absolutely kill themselves at least twice a year with stupid false start and procedure penalties.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
On a more positive note
Miami has never been able to keep a good coach either.
Everyone in NCAA is 2nd tier in some sense.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Patrick Peterson is both fast and strong.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
No.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Scheme vs Chaos Theory
Advantage: Chaos — and taffy.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Decided stretchy candy advantage.
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by Mango Stasi on Nov 7, 2011 9:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Melted Taffy Defense
Suffocatingly sticky.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
I give you Les Miles as Mayhem.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 7, 2011 9:48 AM EST reply actions 51 recs
My god... it's full of recs.
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DEMONSTRATION ONLY. DO NOT ATTEMPT.
This should apply to most things Les Miles does.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 7, 2011 9:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I always saw him as Stephen Garcia
but Les works wonderfully.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 7, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
Awesome
this should go paisley people. No excuses.
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Remember the 5!
I rec'd it from last night's post and I rec'd it again this morning.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 7, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
NFF strikes again on this end
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Nov 7, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
http://www.procyon.com/~miracle/Fark-Graphics/EDSBS/Miles-Saban-Mayhem-original-difference-425.gif
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Nov 7, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
And down goes the server!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 7, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
CRASH CRASH CRASH
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 7, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
That won't load either!
Why am I not allowed to see the funny…
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Nope
I can’t get it, either.
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But I rec'd it anyway.
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I don't see it either
On my phone
This week Ted Roof will implement the Haterz defense
by cowcollege on Nov 7, 2011 10:05 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Can you check last night's thread and see it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 7, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
Last night's thread is a slightly different URL
But I imagine my server is hammered.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 7, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
No doubt, but maybe the NFF won't work on last night's thread?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 7, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, you tried to host that on your own server?
yeesh, with the amount of traffic a CI gets on here, that needs to be a rather beastly server
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IT RELOADED AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL
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Re the yellow panties
LSU may be the only campus in America this week where the punter is pulling more tail than the starting QB.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 7, 2011 9:50 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
(Offer also applies to Denver Broncos)
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by lhb98 on Nov 7, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Fans aren't getting any either
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 7, 2011 9:53 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Flagged
for stupidity.
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Oh man.
Wow.
I can’t even…
If only it was a unicorn.
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
Or an alligator with a horn hotglued to it....
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
Costume for next Halloween?
Costume for next Halloween.
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
Crab claw for one arm, chainsaw for the other.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
what the hell is that supposed to be?
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Drunk?
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
GENTLEMEN BEHOLD
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or a Zebra
those suckers have camouflage, at least you could hide it…
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Nov 7, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or he is the backup H-back for the Redskins....
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
I still think he's going to make a really good hybrid-TE
he’s 6’3" 250 with a nearly 40" vert. Unless he has Brandon Marshall’s hands (or he can keep running the option with the same success as he did yesterday), there’s no reason for a team to not make him a pass catcher.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 7, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure he is the same size as Chris Cooley.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
So, basically, you want him to be his former teammate Aaron Hernandez.
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
A heavier running Hernandez, sure
he’s not as quick and his hands probably aren’t as good, but I think he’d be a good nightmare for flats coverage. Also, Tebow can leap like Antonio Gates. He’d be good in the redzone. If he gets dropped, any shotgun team except for New England (they already have 11 H-backs), should pick him up and teach him to run routes.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 7, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
He'd love Cross patterns
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by saxattack29 on Nov 7, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Way to suck for Luck
you can’t blow out division leaders and get the #1, y’all.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 7, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
Ohio State
Always.
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by Mango Stasi on Nov 7, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, by all accounts, Terrelle Pryor WAS a major creeper.
Don’t know about Miller Time yet, but he’s probably only pulling frosh tail. Time will come, young Padawan…
I was told there would be no math.
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Oh yeah, UK beat Ole Miss and...
….no one gives a shit.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
there were other games on Saturday?
Not just Bammer/LSU?
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 7, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
Shit given!
Incidentally, go check out the post on KSR about why UK football is so underfunded compared to everyone else. Enlightening, but I’m not entirely sure how I feel about the idea of letting the athletics department have access to bonding authority.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
I saw that
I think that it doesn’t tell the whole story, but does explain some of the football funding issues.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
The fact is
I don’t understand why we’re making UKAA kick a quarter of their revenue back into the general fund. An extra $20 million a year in the department would pay for upgrades to Nutter Fieldhouse and an expanded recruiting budget.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
Rent?
I’m assuming the stadium has been built/upgraded/etc. on the university’s overall capital budget and general obligation bonds rather than financed solely by the athletic department. You’re still trying to run a university first, right?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
UKAA isn't permitted to take on its own debt, unlike every other school in the SEC
It has to be allocated from the university’s Board of Trustees from a pool, even when it’s patently obvious that UKAA will have no trouble meeting its obligations. And the Board is outrageously stingy: every recent improvement has been fully financed by private donations.
Sposed to be SEC
Case in point from the article I linked
Where most college sports programs are supported from the general fund — University of Louisville sports receive about $4 million a year — UK’s does not get a cent.
Instead, the athletics department pays over $20 million of its $85 million revenue to the university.
Among SEC athletic departments, only UK has to go to trustees for permission to take on its own debt — debt that the athletics department alone would repay — for facilities construction. In the decade of this AD’s tenure, the trustees received $820 million in bonding debt authority. Athletics got a whopping $7 million.
Ironically, in that same decade, athletics gave over $160 million to the university. Only at UK is athletics treated like a cash cow and then kept on restricted feed.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
This a first
I have genuine sympathy for Kentucky fans
Hey, they have excellent hard alcohol (bourbon) and horses
I’m surprised Catherine the Great isn’t one of their boosters.
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by saxattack29 on Nov 7, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Cross her off, then.
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by saxattack29 on Nov 7, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I know
Perhaps Kentucky Public Schools do an inadequate job of covering 18th Century European History.
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nonexistent, as far as I remember
well, I did build a guillotine for a World History project, so we must have covered some of it.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
There are 3 general approaches to football finance in the SEC
1) Make a shitload of football revenue. Only have to spend a small proportion of revenue to adequately fund football.
2) Make little football revenue, and spend it all on football.
3) Be Kentucky and make the revenues of 2) with the expenses of 1)
Sposed to be SEC
Absolutely true.
I would not be surprised if Vandy is actually spending more.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
The debt restriction is financially sensible.
I took a quick look at muni bond rates, and university-issued bonds in Kentucky are trading to yield under 4.00%. You’d never get project finance (AD-level borrowing) that cheap. Your issue is one of allocation, but, again, the trustees have to run an entire university, not just an athletic department.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
How would athletic department bonds work?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Well, for starters,
the department could afford to upgrade the facilities by bonding it instead of having to raise the money entirely from private donors. That’s why Commonwealth is in serious need of some upgrading, the weight room is crap and there are no recruiting facilities to speak of.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
And depending on who you listen to, CWS is not structurally sound
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
If you've ever felt the bleachers shake during a game
you’d agree. And the drainage sucks.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
However, during a lightning storm
there is enough room for everyone to hide underneath, unlike at the Pizza Box.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Been there, done that.
Last game against Indiana at Commonwealth. MASSIVE storm less than 20 minutes before kickoff.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
I was at that one
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
But they pay the money back how:
raising ticket prices?
And what happens if attendance tanks?
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FYI, this is the article we are talking about
http://www.kentucky.com/2011/11/06/1949050/give-uk-ad-thanks-more-say-over.html
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
If you want a case study in what happens when this plan doesn't work . . .
. . . go look at Maryland. They’re highly leveraged to expand Byrd Stadium, fired Fridge because he couldn’t fill the expanded capacity (well, I mean with other paying customers), and now they’re basically fucked.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Except for those of us who are thrilled that we're about to get rid of Pete Boone.
Bastard is demanding suites-for-life in every sport, so as soon as we get that worked out, he’ll be gone. Hopefully.
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Also, Fearless Leader:
Congratulations on your victory over MIGHTY VANDERBILT!
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way to comeback versus all powerful Wake Forest!
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
that's TRADITIONAL AND RESPECTED RIVAL Wake Forest to you!
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OH SORRY
we just beat up on the smart kids.
(and almost gave it away)
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Fellow conference foe, Wake Forest?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
<^>
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Vandy-Wake would be a decent Big East championship game this year
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 7, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
But then they would be playing two weeks in a row
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
We gonna be bowl eligible soon!
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
To face a well rested Sexed Keenum in Memphis!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
NEIN
Imma ride my bike to the Gator Bowl.
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
ECU might end up in the Beef'OBrady bowl.
Might actually drive down to Tampa then.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
I RISE TO CONGRATATE CORCH BOOM
ON HIS VICTRY OVAH VANBILT.
GO GATA.
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by lhb98 on Nov 7, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
BOISE HATE WEEK.
I think I’m beginning to realize their homefield advantage. I mean, look at their airport.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 7, 2011 10:07 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Wait, when did they seed it?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That can't be right
The grass isn’t blue.
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by saxattack29 on Nov 7, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have no idea why I made this.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:08 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
hallucinogens?
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
Not that i'm aware of.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
"I don't remember blacking out"
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
No....
I voluntarily went to sleep to miss the GAME OF THE CENTURY.™
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
My tax professor appears to have elected against showering, dry cleaning his suit, combing his hair, and sobriety
Sposed to be SEC
Kentucky for the win. Again.
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its good to have tenure
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 7, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
This is a man of my people.
Tax people.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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Let me tell you how it wil be...
That’s one for you, and two for me…
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Didn't you win a football game?
That dude knows how to celebrate.
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
tasmassa for the win!!
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Nov 7, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When Addazio was young and his heart was an open book
He used to say, “live and let live”
You know he did. You know he did. You know he did.
But not that he’s got a team of his own that he’s coachin….
LIVE AND LET DIVE
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 7, 2011 10:11 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
That + your name makes this fantastic.
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Florida better beat SCar
so I don’t feel bad about rooting for Auburn
by ItsComplicated on Nov 7, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
with Garcia and Lattimore out
There’s a far better chance.
But from the emails and postings on listservs, not many people are willing to take the trip up to SC this year.
I’ve seen as many as groups of 6 TOGETHER going for face.
And hopefully we can pull ourselves together enough to win. I’d like to grab another SEC win.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Bye?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
I'm starting to think that if there were no BTN
Nobody would ever see Indiana football.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 7, 2011 10:14 AM EST reply actions
This is true.
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No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 7, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
So you technically have your own network.
Suck it Texas.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 7, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Some of us stuck with FUCK YOU COMCAST
Still didn’t get to see the game on our TVs, because they assholes in charge decided not to give the option of overflow channels, meaning I was stuck with Minn-MSU on both the HD and SD versions of BTN
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UGA hate week
I really hate you. Almost as much as Bammer. Almost
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 7, 2011 10:14 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
War damn Beagle.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
War damn Deagle.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Useful for personal defense against tyrannosaurs
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 7, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
Nah, in CS:S its solid.
Even Bawselike
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
I've never tried to conceal
a video game weapon. That must be what I’m doing wrong. Also, a video game weapon has never practically broken my wrist. Deagles are fun to shoot, but I’m spent after 2 magazines.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Never shot one.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Worth it if you enjoy shooting.
As a serious defensive weapon, I have my doubts. Others may find otherwise, as others are wont to do. Plus .50AE rounds are freaking expensive. At least the .357 and .44 versions are less financially painful to plink with.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Depends on the gun
as much as your arms. So many variables which is why there’s no good answer to the question “What’s the best gun, bullet, caliber, etc.?”
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
John Moses Browning's
best work was the Hi Power. The 1911 gets all the glory, and I am an unapologetic 1911 fan boy. But there is no finer pistol in my collection than my Hi Power.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
I shall speak kindly of you
at the moment of rapture.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Best pistol I've ever shot was my grandfathers 70's .45 Colt Combat Commander.
Pretty sure he sold it awhile back, need to ask him.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
#team guns made of steel
Also #team1911
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
War Damn Teagle.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
War Damn Fleagle
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 7, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
War Damn Neagle?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Leonardo DiCaprio was in a civil war movie?
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 7, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
DiCaprio was in the Civil War!
And Nicolas Cage is a vampire!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
KRIEG DAMM SPIEGEL
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 7, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Rec'd, but shouldn't it be "Krieg Verdammt Spiegel"?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Probably - my German is, how do you say it, "rusty?"
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
WAR DAMN REGAL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 7, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WAR DAMN SEAGULL
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 7, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
MINE!
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by saxattack29 on Nov 7, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
'83 Monte Carlo was my first car.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
88 Monte Carlo LS was mine
Drove that beast for 9 years. Put in a new starter, alternator, radiator and transmission over the course of its tour of duty. At least it was paid for.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
By the time I got it was 21 years old...
Ran great for about a year before everything went to hell at once.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
I had an '82 Monte Carlo.
I still want an ’82 Monte Carlo sometimes. Big tires in the back, 350 V8, dual exhaust, big speakers in the back deck, and a vanillaroma air freshener hanging off the hood release. I could be buried in a car like that.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Should
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
War Damn Tricycle.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
War Damn Kegel?
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 7, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
No pic?
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Nov 7, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Here you go...
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
War Damn Knievel
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 7, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gun was designed for border patrols to be able to shoot through engine blocks but still be portable.
That is its sole purpose, other than being awesome and displaying how big of a dong you have. Because gun size directly proportional to dong size. amirightfellas?
by NeedzMoarLolz on Nov 7, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
My summertime every-day carry
is a Springfield EMP. In case you’re unfamiliar, it’s a micro 1911. If gun size is directly proportional to dong size, I just outed myself as a dude with a tiny dong. Furk.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Maybe
But the electromagnetic pulse capability sounds pretty awesome. What’s the range on that?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 7, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Track 'em tigers
just like beagles.
Give’m hell you war damn eagles.
Hey!
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 7, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
I hate this cheer as it gives support to those of the "You're the war eagles not tigers" crowd
by ItsComplicated on Nov 7, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
I hate it because it's retarded
but we have a few stupid ones
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 7, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"two bits" for example
god i hate two bits
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 7, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
/glares
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
I will defend bodda getta till the death
by ItsComplicated on Nov 7, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
track em is the dumbest
followed swiftly by Get Some. What? Yardage. Oh.
by RockyMountainOyster on Nov 7, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Meanwhile:
Heads are rolling down Mount Nittany.
No word if Joe Pa is chasing after them to enjoy the delicious brains within.
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Dooley for Penn State
they need shower discipline.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 7, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 28 recs
I can not flag this as I chuckled.
But I will not rec this because, wow.
That’s wrong, so very wrong.
I’ll let the ladies of the commentariat roast you for that one.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
That's horribly awesome
like the Hindenburg disaster.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
NEIN.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 7, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This is not TexAgs. There are rules!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
and making jokes that play off current football events is allowed here
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Just following the script.
I happily accept that others in the Commentariat think that was on the right side of the line.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Yes.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 7, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
REC REC REC
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
No fucking politics
and no fucking not-cursing
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 7, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Rec for true deserve trollin'
We deserve all that we get this week.
Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.
by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on Nov 7, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Well, within reason.
For example, I think those calling for penalties against the football program are pushing too far. Because as despicable as this was, they didn’t break any NCAA rules.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I agree with this.
Punish the everliving shit out of all the administrators and coaches involved. Cast them down from that one-bunk Hilton. But don’t punish the team.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Well, one of the victims
did get promised a walk-on spot. That’s got to a recruiting violation.
/Paterno needs to “retire”
//take everyone with him
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Wow...
That is toeing the line without crossing it imo. Rec from me.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Nov 7, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
I'll only be happy when heads are literally rolling.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Oh my.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 7, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
I never thought I'd see anything to surpass Dave Fucking Bliss.
I was wrong.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
You are on fire today.
Hell fire that is.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Allegations aren't dispositive.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
When you lead Sportscenter, it's bad.
When you lead NBC News, you are SO screwed.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 7, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
When you lead NPR, you are just a skeleton wearing shoes.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 7, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Iowa State led NPR today?
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From the twitterz
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 7, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here's Tank Carder killing the Wyoming QB
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Dude.
I would say have fun with the tail that comes along with playing D1 sports, but dude, you go to Wyoming.
WOOF.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
He won't talking no tall tales.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
Kentucky HATE WEEK
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
by VUfanInNJ on Nov 7, 2011 10:19 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
That's a rec.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Can I just say...
That I am tired of all the talking heads spouting that they want a fucking LSU/Bama rematch in the BCS title game? No fucking way that a one loss Bama team deserves to go in over an undefeated Okie State, Stanford OR Boise State team. Bama had their shot at punching their BCS ticket and they fucking failed. Time to move the fuck on.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Stanford's the team I think would match up best with an SEC team.
Best and smartest QB in the country against one of those defenses. We’ve already seen the spread (Okie Lite) didn’t work.
Would love to see this.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
wold love to play spolier to this
but would also love to see this
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Nov 7, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think Oklahoma w/Broyles could have done damage
WVU put up over 500 yards on LSU and OU’s got better weapons and a better line. Not sure how much damage they could do now.
It wasn't as impressive as it looked
WVU threw 65 passes. They only averaged 7.1 yards/pass and 6 yards/play. They “torched” LSU, but it was more because they ran 87 plays, 3/4 of which were passes, than it was because they found some flaw in LSU’s defense.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 7, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
What did Bama average per pass and per run?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 7, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
It would have been interesting to watch Oregon without LSU having a whole offseason to prepare
When success is predicated on running a few plays really fast and really well, it does not seem like a recipe for doing well against another team that can drill those same plays for a month (vs a week).
Good point.
When Miles has time to prepare a team they usually destroy them, especially on defense. The best example of this was the 2009 Peach Bowl against GA Tech. Very few saw that ass pounding coming.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Nov 7, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Well, it goes for Boise and Aubururn as well.
And tOSU, for that matter. Oregon’s losses are very strongly correlated with long prep times.
I really did enjoy watching Duck fans scream out in anger
As Tressel bled every last second from the clock, starting from the first snap
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That was a special teams disaster
moreso than a defense destruction. But the D did a good job too.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Miami nods approvingly.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 7, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
But Okie State has a better receiver than Oregon.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yes, Bama
Feel free to score more than 0 touchdowns on your home field.
by 2207 Main Street on Nov 7, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
If the talking heads create controversy
people will come to their sites, read their articles, watch their programs, to learn about the controversy.
And this will make them money.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Oh I understand that.
But it makes no fucking sense. All it does is remind me of the retardation of 1993 when ND had its 12 national title stolen because all of a sudden head to head record “didn’t matter”. I just feel that as long as there are 3 legitimate undefeated teams around to challenge LSU, then Bama isn’t even deserving of the discussion.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Very few Bama fans, let alone the rest of the SEC's fans, are clamoring for it.
There are exceptions, but we generally believe that if you can’t win your division you don’t deserve it.
Velocitas eradico
If you cant beat Ole Miss you dont deserve it
/stares at Gainesville
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
/hugs Waterford football
//raspberry
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Quite possibly
the best response ever. Well thought out, emotionally neutral, and succinct. Good show, sir.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Nov 7, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Utah beat Alabama by a bigger margin
You really should ship that trophy out west.
Which I expect to happen about 5 minutes after we receive our half trophy from Colorado.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You deserved the shot at it
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Also, to paraphrase Churchill:
what could you hope to accomplish other than losing in a louder and more hostile stadiium this time?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
To be completely fair:
I would be fine with us not having won the 1993 title had we won the 1989 title. Or vice versa. But getting jobbed on both is . . . shenanigans.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 7, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fair enough, sir.
93 stings more with me for personal reasons. I have a much more vivid memory of that season since I was 11, and I really became a diehard in 92 with my first trip to SB. 7-year-old me was aware of ND, but it had not become an essential fixture of my life yet…and neither had football for that matter.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Just another reason to hate Boston College.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 7, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
93 stings more for me as well
As I was 3 in 1989, and had no idea what was going on. I was 7 in 93, and made it into the stadium for the last minute of ND-FSU.
I was also in the North End Zone one week later.
That was the first time I saw my dad (2x domer) cry.
/Yes, I have anger at Boston College. Why do you ask?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
A card carrying member of the same club. Hope this helps...
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
For ND victories, I go with The Big Fella:
The whisky of Irishmen, Patriots, Astronauts, Revolutionaries, Ministers of Finance, and Terrorists.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
One man's Patriot is another man's Minister of finance.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Well, this one man was all of those (except an Astronaut)
but then came this guy:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
If you don't want to be "robbed," win all of your games
And even then, that may not be enough. (1993 Auburn 11-0, 2004 Auburn 13-0)
But certainly, for the love of COTG, don’t lose to Boston College on your home field.
See also 2004 Utah 11-0 and 2008 Utah 12-0
/looks at conference affiliation
//never mind
by SC_Ute on Nov 7, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just do what Bama does and claim them both anyway.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Don't tempt me.
But in honesty, watching Bama claim the 1973 title has soured us on trying to claim titles awarded to someone else we played. Though I’m all for claiming the 1953 title.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
So you wanna trade the '66 title u got by a tie?
After we crushed our opponent? And you tie and leapfrog everybody??
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Nov 7, 2011 7:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Bammer doesn't realize we already established who the better team was
that was Saturday. Someone else deserves a shot. If Bammer were to win on January, would we need a third for a tie breaker?
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 7, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
this trolling is poor
As I wasn’t referring to Auburn at all. How do you say the first one doesn’t count but the second one does? You lost. Get over it. Enjoy whipping Stanford in the Cotton Bowl.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 7, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
I am over it.
I wasn’t saying whatever you imagine I was, I just wasn’t sure who “we” was given your AU allegiance – unless you’re a closet LSU fan – hence the “spectator” comment.
“We” involving AU didn’t prove shit. “We” involving UA and LSU proved the better team.
Velocitas eradico
1996 Florida doesn't think so.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
John Feinstein agrees with you
. . . in today’s Washington Post. Junior also notes that “there is a federal law forbidding MAC teams from playing on Saturday.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm uncomfortable with the concept
of ANYONE being on the same side of an issue as that jackass.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
He's frequently right . . .
. . . but always annoying and never in doubt.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
He's more of a Patriot League guy.
He has been the radio color commentator for Navy broadcasts ever since his book on the Army-Navy rivalry came out.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I would liken Saturday's game to a big time MMA match
the big matches rarely have the explosiveness of the mismatches. The opponents respect each other and spend a good deal of time feeling the opponent out and acting defensively. Bama and LSU would simply physically overwhelm most opponents, but against one another its not that easy. I loved the game. The most exciting 9-6 game I have ever watched.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 7, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
You are excited by utter offensive cravenness?
I’ll accept the first half as exciting. I won’t accept the characterization of the second half as “exciting”, given that the teams attempted a combined 3 passes more than 4 yards downfield.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
I loved watching the lines. It was a test of wills.
This is why LSU and Bama kill everyone in the second half. Depth. Strength. Conditioning. To me that is exciting. I don’t need to see flag football games every time. I go to the Superdome on Sunday to watch Brees to get my flag football fix.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 7, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Speaking of strength and conditioning:
LSU needs to make sure Tommy Moffitt is locked into a 20 year contract. Bourbz has been banging that drum for a while now, and he’s right.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
You must get a chubby watching Ohio State-Michigan games from the early 70s, then.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 7, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
8 of those points were scored in garbage time.
Yay! PSU scored on our 3rd string defense
by ding ding ding on Nov 7, 2011 11:24 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Most epic troll in Bryant Denny Saturday night
LSU fan after the game yelling “I got Sugar Bowl tickets for sale!”
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 7, 2011 10:22 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
in 2009, there was a Bama troll selling me (an LSU fan) tickets to the Independence Bowl.
Bama fans were happier that LSU lost than that Bama won.
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
ECU a favorite in the UDERP zone?
This won’t end well.
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Seriously though weird ass shit happens in El Paso.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Like falling in love with Mexican girls?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Then missing your favorite kidney?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
What the hell verse was that in?
/don’t remember Marty Robbins singing about that
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
ITS A NEW SONG.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
It's the unsung verse
from after when he passes out from the gunshot wounds. He didn’t die, just woke up in a tub of ice with stitches and a note.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 7, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
So Occupy Mobile is now a thing.
Now taking suggestions for a relevant Occupy Herbstreit sign.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
"Bigger crowd? Occupy Mobile or GoDaddy.com Bowl?"
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 7, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"1% of the Kipers use 99% of the hair gel. #OccupytheSeniorBowl"
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 7, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"STATE IS FUCKED UP AND BULLSHIT"
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 7, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1% of the kickers miss 99% of important field goals
#Occupy(Whatever his name is)
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 7, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Oh I like this one.
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Foster.
Australian for GOD DAMMIT YOU MISSED ANOTHER ONE?!
by broski on Nov 7, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Foster
Australian for “sucks”
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I was watching the game at a bar, so I couldn't hear the commentary from Uncle Verne
Why the FUCK did Bama keep using that kicker when they had another kicker waiting who’d already made one?
Foster
Australian for “Natty Light.”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1% of the population sees 99% of leprecauns
#occupypotofgold
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Nov 7, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
"Finebaum is the opiate of the masses."
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 7, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
1% of ESPN announcers sue 99% of the coaches
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Speaking of
I loved the giant Fire Craig James banner on Gameday.
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"Puff The Magic Dragon." with a big UAB logo.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Budget cuts = public employees eating GRASS!
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by saxattack29 on Nov 7, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1% of the Restaurants serve 99% of the Chrissies
#OccupyAlcoholicMilkshakes
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
"AJ McCarron thought this movement was more authentic when they protested Vietnam."
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 7, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Jared Lorenzen: Too Big to Fail, UIFL: Not so much"
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 7, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Battleship Lorenzen rec.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Vanderbilt is the 1%
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by saxattack29 on Nov 7, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1% of the coaches consume 99% of the sacked weasel crazies.
#OccupyGiggity
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
"1% of the submarines get 99% of the attention. #OccupytheUSSDrum"
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 7, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
BS-BCS Computers Dept
Bama is No 3 in the BCS, thanks to the computers.
I do not know who is more PO’ed, Boise State fans or Paul Finebaum-Bama-callers
/incoherentranting.gif
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
PHOTOSHOP!
I can tell by the pixels!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 7, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Buddy of mine went down to Charleston this morning.
I need to find out what creek he was fishing at.
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South Louisiana marsh is catching fire right now.
Went Wednesday, 75 speckled trout. A few black drum. A few big redfish, released to fight another day.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 7, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
All the big reds here are in the surf or a bit offshore right now.
Black drum have been good though.
And trout numbers are way, way low this year for us.
Only baitfish that be running are menhaden and tiny spot croaker.
Crabbing has been great though.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Shrimp are in the marsh now and the trout came with them.
November is by far the best month for fishing in my little neck of the woods. Going back Saturday. Should limit out again.
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by I ate the grass on Nov 7, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I want one too.
/goes to Lake Erie
//freezes
///fuck off, lampreys
by broski on Nov 7, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 7, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Look I had crabs.
/phrasing
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
go west 5 miles
/okay, may not work for you
For me its go east 3 miles.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
I'm about 20 miles.
But I’m less than a football field from the river.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
I'm about half a mile from the waterway.
Not the best place to fish.
ALL THE SUNKEN MARSH TREES.
Lots of catfish though.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Jacksonville sucks.
We’ve only got the ocean, the intracoastal/marsh and a river.
/aw, hamburgers.
//3 eyed fish from Georgia Pacific paper plant
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by Boozy McHound on Nov 7, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Real one.
Caught in Argentina last week.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
blanx's pet?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 7, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
that you can see.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 7, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Thats been the problem here.
Shrimp have not been in the inlets in good numbers.
I went yesterday and caught a little trout, a very cute tiny flounder, 4 blue crab keepers and with a bunch of large pinfish that are now frozen cut bait.\
The tiny spot hit any bait as soon as it hit the water and stole everyone’s bait.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 7, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Lot of amazing GIFs coming out today
This one seems to be pretty resource intensive though, so I’ll just link to it in the interest of saving computers.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Nov 7, 2011 11:10 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
1% of radio shows have 99% of the idiots.
#occupyfinebaum
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
by Jrlz on Nov 7, 2011 11:16 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
CI is up.
Abandon Ship
Abandon Ship
Abandon Ship
Abandon Ship
Abandon Ship
Abandon Ship
Abandon Ship
Abandon Ship
(then return later to see if Miles as Mayhem will reload)
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 7, 2011 11:23 AM EST reply actions
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