the shanks and the winning chip shot,

I know of four reasons why Bama's ruined season will never be forgot.

Nick Saban, Nick Saban, 'twas at his behest

To blow up Bryant-Denny and the SEC West

Two wide of the goal posts and two below

Did poor ol' Bama overthrow

By COTG's providence AJ was picked

And a second field goal Alleman kicked

OT y'all, OT y'all, woudja look at that

OT y'all, OT y'all, COTG save the Hat!

[Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer

Go to hell, Alabammer!]

A fescue loaf to feed Ol' Hat,

A timeout to try to choke him

ALL OF THE BEER to wash it down

'Cause Alleman's third kick did burn them.

Burn the couches in the streets

Burn his statue, all five feet

Burn all the single-wides in their tread

The Hat says: Ol' Saban is dead!