East Carolina to the SEC East! (A pretty stupid idea.)

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 30, 2011 7:30 AM EST

When the SEC finally goes to 16 in the year 2025, after the Melvin Ingram Clone Wars and a failed robit uprising that was lead by BLOODCHAMP that did not seem to have a decided schematic advantage, East Carolina should be the SEC's first choice for a new school to add! Why so?

Look a bunch of stupid reasons in a list:

-We care about football and baseball.

-We fill up our bitchin' football stadium up with people.

-We be all like in the top 25 for stickball attendance or something like that and number 2 for non BCS schools in footbaw.

-Basket... ball?

-We are Pirates.

-This:

-...... Did you know we're the Pirates and that's awesome right?

Awesomesmall-vi_medium

-We are not Clemson or Georgia Tech or Florida State or NC State or whatever ACC school you have thought about a million times before instead of ECU.

-Did I mention we like football? That is important right?

-North Carolina is a southern state right guys?

- If you lets us in we won't have to fax you our application every 15 minutes!

Rivalry Ideas!(Which are pretty stupid):

THE PAT DYE BOWL - East Carolina was Dye's first head coaching gig, he was pretty boss there giving us 48 wins in six seasons and a sweet SoCon championship in '76. His 72.4% win rate is still numero uno.

A few years later after a wild excursion to the wilds of Wyoming he went to Auburn where he would win a bunch of
SEC championships and games yo.

-Loser has to buy all of Dye's party liquor for a year.
-Winner gets a golden empty gin bottle on a stick that I think is better than the Corn peasant trophy thingy.

THE REDFISH TROPHY - Eastern North Carolina is a great place for redfish(or red drum or to some in Sakerlina spottail bass, why call a fish with non-terminal mouth a bass? that seems pretty stupid.[Wow I just went on a little rant there I may need a drink or two]) , a prized gamefish, as is Northeastern Florida and The Louisianian coast.

-Best 2 outta 3 between ECU, UF, and LSU gets a silver bull redfish trophy.

CAROLINA BBQ WAR - VINEGAR OR MUSTARD? Let a game between ECU and South Carolina decide for a year!

SEA BATTLE OF THE SEC EAST - ECU are the Pirates, Vandy the Commodores so obviously the field should be flooded with salt water and they should release a few bull and tiger sharks to spice things up.

-Winner gets a cannon trophy! or that anchor thingy Vandy has!

In summary:

Please to haz SEC invite in 2025 over South Alabama? and sweet zombie jesus that was a stupid waste of time.

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You've sold me

Where do I vote? Oh…

Srsly, that laughing pirate logo is fierce. I love it.

Also: I put my brain to more photoshopping. Behold The Mortified Punter redux!

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 30, 2011 7:49 AM EST reply actions 9 recs

I swear, that is the greatest face anybody has ever made on camera during a football game.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Nov 30, 2011 8:36 AM EST up reply actions

I think of this every time I see that gif

/cue Three Stooges sound effects

Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

by Honest Engine on Nov 30, 2011 9:45 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs

110,000 people made the exact same face when this happened.

by goldenblue7 on Dec 1, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions

That's the only part of the game I remember

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 1, 2011 7:30 AM EST up reply actions

I'd like to have ECU in the ACC to be honest

But they can’t bring that laughing pirate. That thing scares the piss out of me.

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by AParker on Nov 30, 2011 8:36 AM EST reply actions

It needs to be made back into a video

with the Predator laugh from the end of that movie added in.

It would be tremendously awesome.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 30, 2011 8:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

.............. maybe.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 30, 2011 9:12 AM EST up reply actions

So. What do you think?

ECU Pirate Predator Laugh

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 30, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions

/VT and UNC fans go "LOL NO."

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 30, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions

THIS CAT IS JUST CHILLING

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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 30, 2011 9:58 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

I'm convinced.

You have my vote. Especially if you can get all my party likker bought every year.

This week Ted Roof will implement the Haterz defense

by cowcollege on Nov 30, 2011 10:33 AM EST reply actions

heh, most things are, man.

better than the Corn peasant trophy thingy.

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Nov 30, 2011 10:41 AM EST reply actions

How about now?

Complete the destruction of the Zombie Big East.

ECU (we know ECU was never in the Big East, but no one else does) and USF to the SEC, UConn and Rutgers to the ACC, Louisville and Cinci to the Big 12…

by drothgery on Nov 30, 2011 11:59 AM EST reply actions

IN THE YEAR 2525 IF MANKIND IS STILL ALLLLIVVEEE

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 30, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions

I love this idea! I'm glad to be a part of it!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 30, 2011 4:30 PM EST reply actions

Hell, I'd pay good money

to watch that Vandy-ECU game. Plus, despite my ties to South Alabama, we’re full up of large cats in this bitch.

by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Nov 30, 2011 7:14 PM EST reply actions

Housecats next?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 30, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions

Um, I guess.

Just saying, with the addition of Mizzou, that makes 3 Tigers teams and one Wildcats team. Jaguars would make it at least 5 conference teams with a large feline mascot.

by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Dec 1, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions

The SEC should corner the oceanic mascots next?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions

I want to write a companion piece for this

suggesting Rice to the SEC West. I think I will

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by ScreaminOwl on Nov 30, 2011 7:30 PM EST reply actions