Fearless Leader is currently hustling his pleated Dockers through some unfriendly airport or other, but even flying US Airways, he won't be as uncomfy as Chase Rettig tonight. I wrote some things about tonight's many and varied football games of dubious quality, if you're into that kind of thing. You may congregate here to goggle in horror at the plight of Akron.
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YAY
Yay for Thursday night Footbaw
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Good to see you here Holly
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 3, 2011 4:56 PM EDT reply actions
I'm kept behind IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS glass
and running out of air. Meep!
________________________________
"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Nov 3, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know how many animals I killed when I was younger
because I never wanted them to escape from the holes in the top of the jar.
/glad they let you out on occasion
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
that got really dark all of a sudden
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It did, didn't it?
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
you may want one of these
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Nov 3, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
These horrible games
Will be looked back upon as cinematic classics through the rose-tinted nostalgia glasses in the barren desert of mid-July. If one were to gamble, I like Miami, FSU and any time you can get Tulsa as a conference game dog.
"Football allows the intellectual part of my brain to evolve, but it allows the emotional part to remain unchanged. It has a liberal cerebellum and a reactionary heart. And this is all I want from everything, all the time, always."
Chuck Klosterman
Schadenfruede
It’s all I have left.
Never Vandy, Never
"Football allows the intellectual part of my brain to evolve, but it allows the emotional part to remain unchanged. It has a liberal cerebellum and a reactionary heart. And this is all I want from everything, all the time, always."
Chuck Klosterman
So, what new adventure awaits Fearless Leader?
A new Amatuer piece, another Road Trip, family vacation?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
Probably GAME OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
But he wouldn't be flying to that one.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
One does not simply fly into Tuscaloosa.
by Jack Fact on Nov 3, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 23 recs
ONE REC TO RULE THEM ALL.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Happy to green that one.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
one more page to write before tonight
one more page to write before tonight. one more page to write before tonight.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
I had no idea BC still played D1 football.
Welcome back to the fold, I guess.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I keep getting emails from Holly Anderson
and my heart skips a beat when I think, me! she’s writing to me!
but then it’s just some girl in a sociology class asking me to take a survey.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
Enjoy your green, my man, and keep dreaming B1G.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
SUNSPHERE'S AGENTS ARE LEGION
AND THEY PROMISE THAT THIS SURVEY WILL TAKE NO MORE THAN 5 MINUTES.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AND THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE AN I-PAD OR OTHER VALUABLE PRIZES IF YOU TAKE IT
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
YOU WILL RECEIVE WIGS FOR THAT IS WHAT SUNSPHERE HOUSES
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 3, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nelson looks kind of like Moe here
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey! we do actually give out iPads!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 3, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
NDNation says:
“Better this than a Jumbotron!”
/greened
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
MY EYES MELT AT THE SHEER BRILLIANCE.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Is the survey stabbing-related?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Question 1. How stealthfully do you think I can stab you?
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
bad question! NEEDS TO BE SCALED TO BE QUANTIFIED
TO WHAT EXTENT DO YOU THINK YOUR STABBING WAS STEALTHY?
1. VERY UNSTEALTHY
2. UNSTEALTHY
3. SOMEWHAT UNSTEALTHY
4. NEITHER STEALTHY NOR UNSTEALTHY
5. SOMEWHAT STEALTHY
6. STEALTHY
7. VERY STEALTHY
oh fuck qualtrics with a rake
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If we're talking about Holly, I choose 8
SO VERY, VERY F’ING STEALTHY.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
perhaps he was dictating...
Keg: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 4, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll watch FSU-BC so y'all don't have to
I know we’re barely in the “also-receiving votes” category right now, but my homer view is that a top 25 finish is inevitable, given the schedule. I might even go to crappy bowl in person if it means I get to watch Notre Dame get beaten.
if you enjoy watching hapless offense, over and over, this could be your game
Boston College rushing offense: 73rd, 4.0 ypc
FSU rushing offense: 89th, 3.9 ypc
Boston College passing offense: 101st
FSU passing offense: 11th (sorry)
The only way this could be improved
is if it’s snowing in Boston tonight.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
new LOL UCOLD pictures from a Florida school?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 3, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to take the very, very rare opportunities to get that picture when you can.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I now have dinner plans.
I will still do my best to position myself at the table facing the bar so I can enjoy the ‘action’
The 26th of November: The Fight for Something? Pride? A win?
I can only hope it’s not a battle for Bowl Eligibility for us…
/haz almost given up
//but never against Vandy
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I probably have Arn Bowl tickets
And for the first time in years, they’ll probably be played at the same time. So it’ll be the “call me when it’s over” game this year for me.
If it’s for y’all getting bowl eligible, I might try to figure out a way to watch. That would warm my cold heart.
Boston College: A Treatise:
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Well that was a smashing success.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
"Dubious Quality"
Such an objective term. Dumpster fires are a great opportunity to mock the misfortunes of competing programs.
WHERE IS YOUR PRESEASON TOP TEN RANKING NOW FSU?!
/Va Tech fan mocks FSU for losing top 10 ranking
//Va Tech moves into top 10 on bye week
///promptly loses to Georgia Tech
Presented without comment, the ad that appeared on my Facebook just now:
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
whoops
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
"goggle in horror at the plight of Akron"
This could apply to the city as well.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
Question:
Should I watch football tonight or attend medical lecture?
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Nov 3, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions
Might you fail at your job if the lecture is missed?
Would anyone possibly die?
If not, watch football.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
Do you practice in an area where I might need medical attention from you at some time?
If no, watch football.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
It's never lupus.
There, lecture’s finished. Now it’s time for footbaw.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
George Costanza thinks you're wrong to dismiss lupus so quickly.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
Football tonight is a medical lecture in metaphor.
The topic? Exsanguination.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
sheeeeeit
/visiting baltimore in 2 weeks
//planning on going to the police bar McNutty frequents
///?
////profit?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Which bar?
The usual bar, or the bar they have all the wakes in? Trick question. Don’t go to either.
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
It's more of a diner
Though I did used to live about a block from The Greek’s place, which is now boarded up.
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
Too bad.
Craig James was a big fan of The Greek’s place.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
NB to Admin. Law gunner:
If your gut knocks everyone’s laptop chargers out of the sockets as you walk down the row to your seat, it may be time to look into a diet.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
perhaps.
maybe he’s bulking up for when they don’t feed him at proskauer for three years
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
he isnt fat
he doing ‘research’
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd say he's collected
/puts on sunglasses
the great weight of the evidence.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tipping the scales of justice?
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
by Uga in DC on Nov 3, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm oddly mesmerized
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes and yes.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Sad Temple girl goes here.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
they watched Maryland last weekend?
I hope tony’s still breathing
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Northwestern did win last weekend.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I've been busy being productive today....
Has anyone mentioned that the vile and scurrilous report that the Louisville Cheer and Dance teams weren’t going to Morgantown this weekend was in fact scurrilous and a despicable ploy to make Mountaineer fans look bad?
Oh Look! Somebody lied about WV, again.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
Well, don't tell them that I can.....
I have carefully crafted and maintained my big dumb hillbilly persona over many years, and I find it gives me a tactical advantage against mere flatland mortals.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
Louisville must have thought they were playing in Tucson on Saturday
If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not dead?
Oh, fuck.
When I first read that, I thought I was being invited to “GIGGLE in horror at the plight of Akron.” My bad, coworkers. I’ll close to door to my guest office now.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Feel free to giggle as well.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
They wilfully hired Kevin Cosgrove
and that was with evidence of his efforts at Nebraska and Minnesota.
I say giggling is definitely called for.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It's either that or
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Finebaum reverse trolling Miles on SI
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
So I'm a fancy pants east coaster now?
Fetch me my caviar Jeeves!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well, in that case,
FAWK YOU FAWK YOU FAWK YOU YANKS-SAWKS IS THE GREATEST RIVALRY EVAH!
Did I do good?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Will Stein has nothing to do with this discussion, sir.
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Is this any sillier than the Big Ten with 12 teams and the Big XII with 10?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
No, but it yields a hell of a lot more frequent flier miles.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I think they're all just trying to one-up each other in ridiculousness now.
“We shall call ourselves the Big 11 on the American West Coast Conference, and consist entirely of Australian rules football teams from Perth.”
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
DOWN WITH PERTH! UP MAN CITY!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Up Man City, indeed!
I’ve decided to adopt Norwich as my EPL team.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
no plays Aussie Rules in PErth
you’re thinking melbourne
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Untrue, sir!
West Coast Eagles and Fremantle Dockers!
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The Barassi Line
Perth is quite behind it.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
You're still 12 - just in octal.
Just as the B1G is in duodecimal.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well now it really IS the BIG East
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm from Iowa. What is this "coast" you speak of?
Is it something you put jelly on?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Aleutian islands,
not wanted by anyone.
/technically they are even more East than anybody
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
More East than anybody?
FAHK YOU FAHK YOU FAHK YOU OWAH PREHISTORIC LAND BRIDGE IS BETTAH THAN YOAH PREHISTORIC LAND BRIDGE.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Texas July Bar Results Are Posted
Unlike football, Baylor is Number One.
by Wozzo the Wonder Dog on Nov 3, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
So... passing the bar is like women's basketball?
It’s ugly to watch and tiresome to hear about?
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Someone else has had to feign enthusiasm
This week for secondary and tertiary acquaintances, I see
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
Everyone knows the board of law examiners' scoring systems are flawed.
They don’t take into account houses that have more than two television sets and other things of that nature.
/Baylor sucks.
friend of mine is trying to go there for law.
she’s choosing . . . poorly.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna assume my history test after homecoming looks like this and not bother studying.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
//clem gets jail time for providing arms to the middle east
yeeaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Now they have legs up on the competition
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
/gives Clem a hand
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In the middle east?
Was it, by chance, to an Iraq-nid?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
So, #1 LSU vs #2 Alabama?
Pfft. BIG DEAL.
This week, NAIA #1 Saint Xavier plays the #2 team in the country for the second time this season. Try and top THAT, Les Miles.
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/spikes next week's D-III recap in protest
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WHO GIVES A SHIT WE LOST TO FUCKING TCNJ
TCNJ!
by Nick Petrilli on Nov 3, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree with Mr...Snrub! Support the local energy concern!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 3, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the ways Snrub thinks!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's not my fault you suck.
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Your D3 wrapup is still a hit amongst many Nicks.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
And a Mike or two
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
if I count, yes.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
At least half of them, I bet.
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WE HAVE A TWO YEAR LOSING STREAK
AND STILL HAVE THE SAME COACH.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ted the Head needs to go-
football alumni are NOT happy with him
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
NO NO NO NO
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't do that anyway.
I’m hoping I get to crow about the final regular season game between unbeaten teams next week.
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May a meteor strike whatever shitbox stadium they're playing in. Whitewater too.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, hey, hey, wait.
One of the teams in question is having their first winning season since 199something. Be nice.
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As a member of the D3 nouveau riche, I don't give a shit.
fuck ’em
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You're just scared of Linfield.
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pfft, I ain't scared of their weak ass shit
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
GOOOO WHEATON (IL)
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is that this week? I hadn't noticed.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
@NAIA #16 St Francis [IL], already played you [#2], and beat WillPenn [#4],
before dropping a heartbreaker to [now #23] Grand View U, AND still have [#12] St Ambrose St looming
by sorrythatnametaken on Nov 3, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's "you"?
I’m not affiliated with either team.
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"Drivin' me nuts", you say?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyzjVL5tFn0
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Evenin' gents
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 3, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
Thought of you as I hit enter.
But couldn’t remember any other synonyms for “ghost”
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Apparition, phantom
Poltergeist, spook, wraith, etc.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Zips? Primetime?
“Sweet dreams are made of this…”
/and then something with abuse…..
Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team away…
by Amsterdam Admirals on Nov 3, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, Miami.
Matt Limegrover [current OC] – (without even 1 second of hesitation) “Love him, I love him. He’s everything you could ask for in a coach. He’s like big brother, uncle, he’s there, he makes you laugh but then he’ll get on you if you do something. As each week goes past we learn more and more about each other.”
Jeff Horton [OC 2010, interim HC 2010] – “I’ll just say he’s the best coach I’ve had since I’ve been here.”
Jedd Fisch [OC 2009] – “um…um…this is hard.” (silence then more silence) “I’d say smart.”
Just to troll Nick:
Headline from a newsfeed article:
“Amy Pond Must Die! (says Karen Gillan)”
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Nov 3, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh my
This is….intriguing.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
If you know the line, or you can read lips, she's saying "I'm a kissogram"
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'll be in my bunk
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Yes, yes she is.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
everytime I scroll past that gif
I hesitate for at least a moment. No idea who that is, but god she is gorgeous.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Amy Pond...Doctor Who
Karen Gillan, actually. First episode of the 11th Doctor.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
/fingers in ears, eyes closed
LALALALALALALAICAN’THEARYOULALALALALA
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
I didn't think the next series was going to be on until next fall
amypondpassedoutnakedinNYChotel.jpg (I wish)
Syracuse Football 2011: Why Can't Us?
by Rocket Ship Science on Nov 3, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
A couple of punkasses want me to make apple pie with everclear for them. Gonna end a little like this
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
whelp, here comes pets.com 2.0
time to get liquid
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Come, my friends, gather round. Let us drink deeply
and laugh our asses off at Boston College’s utter futility.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
Did someone say drink?
Someone, please get me out of this class.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
R U serious?
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Nov 3, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
All is fair
in love, war, & alcoholic beverages of choice.
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Nov 3, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Boston loves to knock off giants?
Well, duh, everyone does. Whether they can or not is the question. BC can’t.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I'm a very good kicker. Very good kicker.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team away…
by Amsterdam Admirals on Nov 3, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Boston College tailgating:
Sad little grey burgers on a gas grill with slices of American cheese.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
UCF runs the kickoff back for a touchdown and it's called back because of a flag
George O’Leary looks ready to kill someone already.
Good evening, damned kids.
Have returned to Counter Trap Control Center—Haiti. Apparently Craig James still infests the Directv signal.
/offers bounty for selective jamming platform
Solution to problem:
Change channel.
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The deep red of the blood pooling in Dallas alleys.
Allegedly.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
/Craig James cited for emerging from an alley
//bribes cop to ignore dead hooker
///allegedly.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Well, okay.
/goes back to watching UCF/Tulsa
//on his television
///connected to DirecTV
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FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE
Dork Assassins and Math Ink is an simmering race, waiting for Saturday at a 59.9-45.5 score. Modest Proposal had Solid Points re: The Poors is currently beating The Fighting Witzgeralds 29-0. Kiffindor vs. Craig James Dead Hooker Society is currently 9.72-40.02 with Kiffindor having QB Zac Dysert currently playing. Rudy Carpenter’s Entourage is beat Will Hill’s Baby Momma’s 6.1-0. And finally Galloping Ghost is beating Clownfrauds 14.4-2.3 Several teams have players going tonight.
Remember when everyone thought FSU was good? Me neither.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
That's what Jim Tressel calls an explosive first offensive possession.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
It's Manuel.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Remember when FSU was in the top 10?
NO, not like 10 years ago…10 weeks ago…
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Sometimes teams just dive
Like Miss State.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
FTFY
Like Miss State Temple.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
picture is not loading for me sir
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Naturally purwho is the only person who can see the nonexistent picture
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Nov 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Oh noes.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
He still has one Night of the Living Hammond left.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
SUNSPHERE save us.
I already paid for the tickets.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
But what if COTG is jealous?
Sinners in the hands of an angry COTG scares and delights me at the same time.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Angry COTG will smite the Sunsphere with lightning.
False idols and whatnot.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
//BC fumbles at their own 3 yard line
//ND fumbles at BC’s 3 yard line.
/repeat indefinitely.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
call them the bakers
cause they serving up fresh turnovers!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
That's what it takes in the NATIONAL. TURNOVER. LEAGUE.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I just realized I get ESPNU in HD now. It's MACTION time.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
GOING.DEAF.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 3, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Signs your offense is bad:
Everyone starts going backwards at the snap.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
line up and snap in the other direction for a gain?
Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team away…
by Amsterdam Admirals on Nov 3, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I am melting in the studio
Why is it so hot in here
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
don't play with my emotions, you're givng me hope UF might lose by less than 10 points to F$U
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
It's in Gainesville, right?
FSU managed to lose @Wake. They could totally lose to UF, especially if Manuel gets hurt.
Pass protection: how the fuck does it work?
Two sacks for BC already, compared to six all season (well, eight now). Should already have three tonight.
Excrawfulment.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
NBA
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Look, I don't like Boston College either
but let’s not say things we can’t take back.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right, NBADL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Whoever picked that music should forced to have sex with Craig James for money
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
If he stops making movies,
he’s just going to start producing even crappier Kevin James movies with greater frequency.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
You don't think that everything a fat guy does is hilarious?
Get a sense of humor bro
Imma hang up and listen
Will the circle be unbroken? By and by, Lord, by and by...
by Ardbeg on Nov 3, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
That's more revolting than the Human Centipede.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 3, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
At least until Pitt officially joins.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 3, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha Craig James talking about being smart ... hahaha
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
And "compartmentalizing"
mighty big word for a psychopath..or would it be sociopath? Either way you have to be able compartmentalize to alledgedly kill five hookers like I heard he did.
"Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch." - Ron Swanson
by Roaring Mouse on Nov 3, 2011 9:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
All these shitty Thursday night games
Remember when Auburn and Mississippi State knew how to make Thursday night awesome?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
New theory on Craig James
Placed on Thursday night games to make Rece Davis appreciate Dr. Lou and Mayday?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
He's caught in a catch-22,
WWL knows he can keep otherwise unwatchable commentators from being turned off by the viewer, but because he is so valuable at that, he can’t be put with better people (assuming there are any to be had).
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
he's been type cast as a moron sidekick
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Really. It makes as much sense as anything else. Lately I see no sense in any ESPN decisions.
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
A classmate just described my moustache as Swanson-esque
I should just walk out now. I’ll never top that.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
And never come back.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Any other LSU/Bama fans
Warming up the liver for Saturday?
I like to do some light conditioning to keep it in shape on game days.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Anyone with a soul is an LSU fan this week.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Nov 3, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm in agreeance with the Honourable Gentleman from Minnesota.
Go meteor.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
As your 2/5 of a lawyer
I do not advise doing this.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah right
If you saw that ESPN was showing a boxing match between Satan and Hades, you’d be watching that.
Nah, in all seriousness
if there’s any SEC team I’ve taken sort of a liking to (besides Vandy), it’d be LSU.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Nov 3, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He's from Minnesota, not Canada
Take your extraneous “u” and shove it.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't make me call the Mounties.
Also, I put the correct number of "u"s in things, you just don’t have enough of them. Also, you put your "e"s and "r"s the wrong way around.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
So South Canada.
The extraneous U stands, dere, eh.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm looking forward to the game.
I’m not looking forward to the BEST TEAMZ EVAR SEC chestthumping before, during, and after the game.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be at a hockey game.
I win.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
...I have a soul...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
So, all the lawyers are rooting for Bama?
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Not this one
Just because all the people with souls are rooting for LSU doesn’t mean that some of us without aren’t also rooting for LSU.
/lsat’d
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I was in NOLA for Voodoo Fest all weekend...
I’m trying to regenerate it.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
No excuses, play like a champion.
And I’m jealous that you got to see Soundgarden.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
ok. you got me, i'm cracking a beer.
Cornell sounded awesome. I thought his voice was shot, but apparently not. Great show. Raconteurs were good too.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
4th quarter program
You gotta keep that liver in shape man. It’s like a muscle.
At least that’s what Billy Martin used to tell me. I’m not sure he was the best source.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Doug Flutie
DRINK
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You gonna die man
Flutie is all they have
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
They had Matts Ryan and Hassleback.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Oh, look, I found a rec!
You can have it.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
But did they have a cereal named after them?
I think I’ve made my point.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Proceeds go to artistic children
/clueless 13 year old me’d
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
"Keeps his language clean, doesn't drink soda, no fried foods..."
Please, Rece, just call him a pussy and be done with it.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Mormons can eat friend foods.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Nov 3, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They can't eat friends?
So THAT’s why they always go door to door. Knew it had to be some sort of cannibalistic plot.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
fortuitous typo is fortuitous
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I wasn't aware that quakers had special food.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
And he's Jack Nicholson's grandson?
He must be endlessly made fun of.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Jack Nickalus
Big difference there. I don’t think Jack Nicholson has ever had any children.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Hm. Liquor has affected my hearing.
Maybe drinking more will fix it.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
That's what I heard too.
Obviously more alcohol is needed.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
You want to be ready for Saturday night, right?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Considering that GAME OF THE CENTURY OF THE YEAR OF THE FORTNIGHT is on at the same time as my game
I’ll be invoking Double Secret Notre Dame Night Game Protocol.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm listening...
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I will be at my own birthday party belligerently changing the channel back to the ND game and yelling profanities at the nice girl who went to Wake
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is why you live in Louisiana
So that you can go to bars that will have $10 all-you-can-drink draft beer.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
I fuck those two names up a lot
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Odds he's homeless and addicted to heroin in ten years?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Eric Ainge says the odds are good
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Wow it's improved
Used to, you had to type Craig James K before you got anything
Imma hang up and listen
Remember when it was only #5 on the list?
I may just have to do a barrel roll in celebration.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Alright,
which one of you wankers has a 4S and can ask it if Craig James did kill 5 hookers, I’d be interested to know what it say.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Did Craig James Kill Five Hookers?
Siri: “Sorry I didn’t see any escorts”
Siri is afraid of what James’ would to to her if she tells.
Ok. So I can regulate the music I play
Except what’s on after commercials. They put a fucking Indie Black Dog cover as one of the post commercial songs. I hate this radio station.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
Craig James just said the smartest thing ever.
“Don’t watch Sportscenter.”
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
At this point that's small fries.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Craig James has to have compromising photos of half the Disney board of directors.
Its the only explanation.
That or he has Walt's head
He probably got that for committing to SMU. Figured it’d come in handy later in life.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
hmmm
Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team away…
by Amsterdam Admirals on Nov 3, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Good screencap from the game.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Jesse Palmer: "You have to open up the offense."
/3 yard crossing route overthrown
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Now "Third and Texas!"
everyone would understand immediately.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 3, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
3rd and Milton Berle
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
That's like saying "3rd and my johnson" for 3rd and long.
Or “3rd and Craig James’ johnson” for 3rd and short. There had to be some mockery there from the five. It could be the missing motive we’ve been looking for.
3rd and a galaxy far, far away.
Tumblr. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Boston College with an impressive demonstration of ragdoll physics.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Even if they did, nobody to run them
And definitely nobody to block long enough to throw them.
by idontwan2know on Nov 3, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
So that's why Frank Spaziani keeps telling him
To carry on wayward son.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Hi everybody!
Question – why is ESPN showing a snuff film? I thought those were illegal
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
They let Craig James choose the programming tonight.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
it's craig james home movies
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I believe they call that "The Body issue"
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Nov 3, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your Mom.
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by Londonjoe on Nov 3, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Decanting her well past her prime
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My stomach is still in distress from last weekend's visit to Lincoln...
…so I’m sticking with water until further notice
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
I am recognizing the benefits of the TOB diet plan...
…ALL the brown rice and broccoli
/blech
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Much the same-
recuperating from a fever yesterday and this morning for me, though
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Damn kids
Little bastards share everything.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
No shit- I know this was from a freshman
who WOULD NOT LEAVE THE COACHES’ OFFICE on Friday night, despite having had bronchitis that week.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If I was a teacher...
….I would wear a biohazard suit to school every day
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
On the plus side, my immune system will soon be a badass
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
5 year old goddaughter
Or the neighbourkid when we over there for Hallowe’en night.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
And for me...except mine was a dog bite to the face ripping open my nose.
I go to work and tell 5 different stories:
1. I was at a bar trying to impress girls and did a backflip, which was actually half-a-backflip.
2. I was in a motorcycle accident. (I don’t own a motorcycle.)
3. Standard Tuesday night bar fight. Had to keep up my street cred. You should’ve seen the other guy.
4. Wild night with a trashy girl with Lee press-on nails. You should see my back.
5. A friend’s dog bit me in the face.
Of all those, people had no idea which was the real one, and people seemed more shocked and appalled by the dog. Thanks for the vote of confidence, coworkers.
The peanut butter isn't supposed to go on your nose, man.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Yeah, that's what they told me. We have a running joke about that.
Girl’s dog pushed her down the stairs. Said it was eating peanut butter off her, got salmonella, but the peanut butter was fine.
/hangs head in shame
Other than the play, how did you find our city, Ms. Lincoln?
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Lincoln was cool. Good friendly fans.
We spent most of the weekend in Omaha. I may not be welcome back, as I was called an asshole by at least 15 people. I deserved it.
But, I had fun.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Probably go with a selection of German and Belgian beers
Aventinus, Delirium Nocturnum, etc. I’ve got a little bit of Dalwhinnie left which may make an appearance as well.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Those all seem totally out of place for Bama & LSU...
…perhaps you should try some ’shine, Keystone, or straight kerosene
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
I had a bunch of belgian beers I got for my birthday
for the Oregon-LSU game and I am superstitious.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
If you hear a really loud WOOOOOHOOOOO
Coming out of Baton Rouge it’s cuz the Varsity started carrying NOLA Brown.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
I'll let you know at halftime.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Like you'll be typing coherently
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
y'all gonna die
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You kind folks will likely witness blackout drunk purwho.
He hasn’t appeared on these boards since the VCU/Purdue basketball game during March Madness.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
/snap
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
please please please beat Wisky on a last second statue of liberty!
the schadenfraude would probably kill me
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
There is a .01% chance the game is one possession on the last play.
But if it is… I like our odds.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I'll be watching with a drunk, angry Badger. Please don't let this happen.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
watch your ankles
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Nov 3, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wallet=empty
sooo, any fall bockbeer that happens to be on offer cheap?
Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team away…
by Amsterdam Admirals on Nov 3, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Got two growlers of Piraat on special for $15 each last weekend
/was happy
//and pass-out drunk all weekend
What can you get for $11?
A case of Natty Boh?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 3, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
actually,
I’m more of a sucker for local bitters, not necessarily beers, I’ll probably go for this:
Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team away…
by Amsterdam Admirals on Nov 3, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
bottle = about 12 $
Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team away…
by Amsterdam Admirals on Nov 3, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone hired someone associated with Ron Prince?
well, now we know why they suck
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Uhhh, Vandy's head coach on line one
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/flips over to tulsa-ucf
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Anybody else really looking forward to Brian Wilson as Gameday Guest Picker?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Hopefully he makes his picks faster than he releases his albums
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Smile SUCKED
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
no kidding
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I hadn't heard that.
I’ve gotten a little sick of him, but that would actually reel me back in a little.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
No - that guy is a colossal dork
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Unless they pull a last minute switch and it's the Beach Boy, no.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 3, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
if anyone wants to see Houston's field all jacked up, switch to ESPN2
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
LOL
Im trying to switch between MLS Dynamo and Tulsa UCF, but since soccer never goes to commercial its kinda hard.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This took me totally by surprise. I was expecting football, not football.
Then again, in Houston they can’t really tell the difference. Maybe this is why they’re undefeated.
I hate you for making me experience a split second of that
"Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch." - Ron Swanson
by Roaring Mouse on Nov 3, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly a week ago that field was a wet sloppy mess
they dun good jerb, considering
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that was fun.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Almost.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
At least in the SEC
Our shitty Thursday night games are hilarious. You know, unless Ole Miss and Kentucky are involved.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
/morgannewton.gif
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You can get football anywhere. People come to the SEC for the flair and the attitude
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Nov 3, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So, you want me to pay off more fathers of recruits?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Nov 3, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What do you think of a football program that does the bare minimum to win?
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Nov 3, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He said "win"
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
During Craig James' time at SMU
He killed five hookers.
Wait, I don’t know what that has to do with the Truman Scholarship…
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Truman scholarship?
Not near a TV. What’s the reference?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
There was a commercial for it with BC winners.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Thanks.
If I recall correctly, Truman Scholar smack will bring out the K-Staters.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
MORE RHODES TRUMAN UDALL MARSHALL BLAH BLAH PUBLIC SCHOOL BLAH BLAH COUNTRY
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by jonfmorse on Nov 3, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Billy was doing a play on the BC Commerical where all the nereds
did X during their time at BC
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I think Spaziani misses his days as a detective for hire in Hawaii during the 1980s.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Is dude's name really "Spiffy?"
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
"Open field! What do I do?!?!?!"
/falls down
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
So true freshman BC QB breaks a long run on a naked bootleg
only to be tackled by the turf monster.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 3, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
How's the Maction tonight?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
as bad as this game
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
It involves Akron, so I'm guessing it's a complete blowout/shitshow.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Behold the Charles coaching tree at work.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
UCF TULSA is tied up
Shit, soccer is so fucking boring
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
I KNOW WHAT THIS GAME NEEDS MOAR OF
ZOMBIE NATION ZOMBIE NATION ZOMBIE NATION ZOMBIE NATION ZOMBIE NATION ZOMBIE NATION ZOMBIE NATION ZOMBIE NATION
The Five have finally come back for Craig James?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Just turned on the game.
Whoa, blood.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
lateral DERP!
DERP!!!!!!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
whay are you guys watching this game?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW, so many
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt know that many people dated strippers....
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Fairy tales, do come true
It can happen to you.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
hey! you got NASCAR in my college football!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
So there's football on again tonight?
YEAH!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know if you can call this "football"
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Hardly.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well, its not soccer, hockey, or um oh that basketyhoops thing.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I keep telling myself this.
I want to believe it.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
It's the best thing that's happened to me all week. I'll take it
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean like the way there's no such thing as bad pizza?
there’s no such thing as bad thurs nite collaj foozball
or bad beer
or bad se…. or n/m
by sorrythatnametaken on Nov 3, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
There is such a thing as bad beer. There's probably more bad beer out there than good beer.
Also, bad pizza comes from Chicago.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well, it isn't pizza
but it’s still bad.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
We're thin on insults for St. Louisans.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
iswydt
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Brilliant!
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
No. Bad pizza comes from St. Louis.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
*HORRIFIED GASP*
Yes. I know. But I love it.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He's from somewhere in Georgia.
And his pizza tastes like it. I don’t mean to comment on his politics in any way, but that’s some shitty pizza. At least Cici’s bad.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Godfathers isn't bad. It's not good. It's just kinda.....there.
CiCi’s? Fucking awful.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Pizza Hut minus a couple.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Whore. Mouth. Shut.
Godfather’s is the best chain pizza on the planet.
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Godfather's is pretty good
I haven’t had it in years but I remember not being able to get enough.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Godfather's also happens to be
the most re-heatable chain pizza on the planet.
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Reheated? No sir.
Eat your leftover pizza cold. It’s the only way. Breakfast of champions and the best hangover cure ever.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
toaster oven is the way to go
cold is pretty good though.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
regular oven, wrapped in foild with no baking pan
otherwise the bottom crust burns before the cheese is melted
Assuming it's actually edible reheated
I do just fine slapping it on an airflo cookie sheet, which prevents the bottom from burning.
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that's too much trouble for leftover pizza
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Toaster oven, no pan, 325F.
Keeps the crust crispy without burning it, and melts the cheese
Furk- now I’m hungry
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Nov 3, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
best hangover cure?
gotta go with almost anything from a good taqueria
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
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by RaiderDuck on Nov 3, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS IS WHY WE ARE FRIENDS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
No thank you, sir.
Cold pizza reminds me of vomit, because the two used to be closely intertwined for some reason.
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It is known.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Closest to me:
On the air force and army base. fuck.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure you could find some nice enlisted man to provide pizza.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
/delivers the pizza
//obvious answer
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ft. Sam Houston?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
technically closest. realize i could get there on own...still
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
so guess where I'm going instead of SA this month?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
germany?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
not this month.
Key West and Puerto Rico.
Boom.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
squintyeyes.
so when do you move to new mexico?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
HA!
They won’t pay me.
Plus a guy is leaving the local office at the end of the year. So I get an extra 20 hours of work to do here for NO EXTRA MONEY!
YAY!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
you're so lucky.
i’m waiting for the newly promoted guy to move to austin so i can have his office…since you know i work in a closet.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Lucky because I get more work and no more pay.
Also, started putting together my PE application yesterday.
Oh dear.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you're going to have all the strange initials after your name
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
in 12 months it could be:
Boozy McHound PE, CEM, CxA, LEED AP BD+C, EB+OM
All the continuing education?
ALL THE CONTINUING EDUCATION.
Oh and did I mention I have already started discussing the combo Masters in Eng and MBA from UF?
/masochist when it comes to “learning”
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Issa good MBA
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it's not bad.
and since you are around, I was pushed towards the MEM at Duke. I chortled and said if they wanted to pay for Fuqua, I wouldn’t fight back.
But it ranks high enough for my line of work. It’d be nice to go somewhere where I could develop relationships with people I might actually continue to do business with later (most of my work is military)
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I completely understand. Mine is all line item Congressional stuff.
It’s awesome when I go to the local Chamber of Commerce functions. People are schmoozing, trying to figure out who can do what for everyone. I can do absolutely nothing for any of them; but they can sell to me like a champ! I just go for the free booze anyway.
I drink because I have to study
And pounding through 14 hours of CEUs earlier in the week in 3 physical hours is what I do.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
so wait, you are a lawyer and an engineer?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like we've had this conversation in person in fact.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I was drunk or not paying attention.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
it happens. ;)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Mechanical.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Which one? Doesn't mechanical have four or five?
I know us EEs have three. I’m doing the generic electrical and electronics.
Yeah, dunno.
I STARTED getting my head around it.
As in, I downloaded the thing and called a previous employer and discussed them signing off on my 24 months of intern/co-op.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
the man is pokey...and wife is smarter than him.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
/understands
//searches for wife smarter than him
///wife has more sense than to marry him in the first place
////enters temporal paradox
pokey?
say what?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
as chloe commented
When we realized my then gf and I were going to get married, I was able to extend my internship with a previous employer.
I alternated semesters at work and school for the last 3 years of my 6.5 at UF so I could graduate close to my lawyer wife.
Worked out great as I always got football tickets and saw some good games.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So, visiting to foreign lands,
don’t forget your passport.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Those sound like awesome places to go during hurricane season.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Boozys Hurricane Kit
Booze.
Big Green Egg.
200 gallon home propane tank for stove, heat, and hot water.
Bring it.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You can take a 200 pound propane tank on a flight to San Juan?
Man, NetJets must be AWESOME.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Just tell them its helium
and the Hindenburg was an inside job.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I also note you're not traveling with meat.
Going for the Long Pig diet, there?
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
neighbors.
but they tend to be fatty.
A nice hobo tends to be fairly lean, but gamey.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I live in Omaha, and I can't buy that.
Pizza Hut is better, sadly.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You must have some shitty Godfather's there, then.
I grew up on that shit, and when I moved to TX and then VA and couldn’t get it anymore, I was bereft. Then I found out that there was a Godfather’s co-lo unit in a gas station in Winchester.
You know how there was stuff you grew up on and missed horribly and then you found it again later and it was meh?
That is not what happened. Not at all.
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Godfathers was founded and is based here.
I’m pretty sure it’s least shitty here of all of the places it could be, and it’s pretty shitty. It’s not Little Caesars or Casey’s General Store shitty, but it’s pretty bad.
I’d rather eat Dominos v2.0 than Godfathers.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, what do you know, you worship corn.
I will admit that the quality among various GF locations varies considerably, and as such perhaps I have just been lucky to have three great locations in JoCo, one in VA, and one around the corner from me here in Bumfuck Armpitia.
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We don't worship the corn.
We worship He-Who-Walks-Behind-The-Rows.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
"At least Cici’s bad."
I…it…but…there’s worse?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm afraid to try it, it just looks awful
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
In all honesty....
…I would rather eat a poached cat than Imo’s pizza
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
/covers poaches cat in provel
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Imo's.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
JUST LET ME ENJOY MY MELTED PLASTIC ON CARDBOARD.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ha. had a kid in college take me there for lunch one day
then told me he broke up with his gf in KC. the chick he dated after me, he got married to. i’m such a good prepper.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
they always see how bad it could be
/ducks
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
wow.
I know you can run, but I’d be afraid for you if you said that in person.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I have been slapped.
IRL me does have a better filter. Unless I don’t like the person.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, but have you been PUNCHED
by a six-foot tall woman who does crossfit?
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I did get elbowed pretty hard by a girl on the bball team
but not in anger. just really fucking hard.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm too tired to care.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
meh.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Bailey's and microwave brownies?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm not even hungry.
my life is sad.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
We've all been there/are there
except the <22 year olds, they’ve always got that Spring Break mentality.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ha.
another depressing note: 4.5 years of college, never went on “spring break”
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Me neither.
4 years of undergrad, 3 of law school…no monies. The one time I could have gone I had my wisdom teeth removed.
We do not discuss my spring break adventures.
They’re naughtier than Chloe.
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Spring Break is a state of mind
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'all have sad lives.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well all my spring breaks were spent fishing and being a beach bum.
And drinking.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions
me neither
also, “spring” break was in February once
Clemson's always fell the weekend closest to St. Patrick's Day.
And with Savannah pretty close, this was always appropriate.
I went my senior year of high school, but never in college
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
I never went on a proper spring break either.
A trip to Paris with my family one year but nothing of note beyond that.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I've done a spring break
but we just got a beach house, didn’t go to south padre or anything
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
Same here
Oh, I always went to Florida during spring break. To visit family. All of whom somehow managed to live more than 50 miles from the coast.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Nov 3, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This sounds like me.
except in college spring break fell after St Pats, midterms and allergy season. I slept for almost EVERY spring break. Except the last one…I went with my parents to visit my grandmother and do a family trip to a nascar race.
/come at me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I only had three
One at home, one in Texas, one in Evanston. Graduated early, “Spring Break” became “Summer break”
Family trip to the Bahamas once.
Otherwise, my spring break destination was … Minnesota. (I did get to see my high school’s first ever appearance in the state hockey tournament due to this, though.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Spring break destination: My couch.
Wake up at 5.
Catch some mullet and mud minnows in the inlet.
Walk down the beach til you are all alone.
Hook the minnows through the lips, cast out past the surf a little, put rod in sand spike.
Open beer.
Chill.
Fish.
Tumblr. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 7:23 AM EDT up reply actions
/baseball'd
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I got one in four years
Freshman — Headed home as planned to be met by the Old Bobcat telling me that he’d found me a “great” temporary job to earn some extra cash . . . and that’s how I wound up spending my spring break picking up garbage and road kill along I-75 for the Ohio Department of Transportation.
Sophomore — Got my wisdom teeth out. The only good thing about that was that since I had the surgery on March 18th, the Old Bobcat brought home a six-pack of Guinness the night before to “help me anesthesize.”
Junior — Month-long spring break? MONTH. LONG. SPRING. BREAK. It’s the single greatest feature of the UK university system, and I wore out a Eurail pass (over 19,000 miles in about five weeks).
Senior — Hung out at home. It was dull, but at least it didn’t involve tooth extraction or road kill.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
hem.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions
WINNAR
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
DAWWWWWW
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It coulda been you, if only you'd liked the Imo's
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
eh, he ended up married and has a kid and is happy to his crazy 8 years older than him wife.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
apply bourbon
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a history of this.
if i cared, i would need a lot of bourbon.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
was a place famed for that 2 blocks from campus when I was an undergrad
but was $2, so ended up there when we couldn’t stand the cafeteria anymore. Me… I thought they had decent steak sandwiches.
Gumby's
/shiver
//puke
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Gumby's was perfectly fine for what it was
Cheap, shitty college town pizza.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I would respond to this in the affirmative
but naming the guilty party might get me in serious trouble with someone.
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Pizza Pizza
"Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch." - Ron Swanson
by Roaring Mouse on Nov 3, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Gumby's
Pizza Inn. Golden Corral Pizza.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
pizza inn
/shudders
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
Pizza Inn used to be great.
They’ve been through so many changes and retrenchments and shit that I’m not even sure a given Pizza Inn is a “real” Pizza Inn anymore, and even if it is it’s got little in common with the original.
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I don't think anyone at BC is actually from Boston
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
BC isn't even in Boston. It's Chestnut Hill.
University of Miami is in Coral Gables. ACC schools obviously got their geography lessons from her.
by RubTheRock on Nov 3, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
And Wake Forest isn't even in Wake, NC! ISSA CONSPIRACY!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
because RJ Reynolds wanted hisself a college of his very own
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/big east invites the iraq and the african countries
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MAC tries to take University of Baghdad
For the natural rivalries with Toledo and Akron.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
At least they will have the service academies to keep them in line.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Such as?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Nov 3, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like such as and.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Win. Sad thing is that I made fun of her so much, that to this day I use "such as" as a substitute for "etc."
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like, such as South Africa and the Iraq everywhere, like, such as, and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
PS – I kind of worship Miss Lauren Caitlin Upton.
by RubTheRock on Nov 3, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The worst part about that whole debacle:
When she got interviewed a couple of days later, she was really articulate and not stupid at all.
I blame the K2.
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Did you watch her on The Amazing Race? Uh, yeah, she kind of was. Not AWFUL for someone of her looks, but not great by any means.
It was quite apparent that the Today interview (or whomever did it) planted the question.
Lagos State? Ramallah Polytechnic?
If they’re good enough for Florida to schedule for nonconference games they’re good enough for the Big East.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
they're gonna start using a decapitated goat head as the ball.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
by Yail Bloor on Nov 3, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And Northwestern isn't in the northwest. It's not even in the northwest of Chicago.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Yeah, well, California University isn't in California. It's in Pennsylvania.
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(Yes, I know that. HELLO)
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Well, you've mentioned it a couple of times, now that you bring it up again
But I meant “I know where the school is”.
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You're becoming weak.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Didn't Boston at least give us Jenn Brown?
That’s something…
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
I CAN HAS SCOREZ?
LOL NO SIR
You think you have it rough? I'm an NC State fan.
The margin of error is low?
No, it’s nonexistent. They’re terrible.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Akron Miami is another bloodbath...
everyone should be watching UCF Tulsa
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
No. Watch the bloodbath and enjoy it on my behalf.
/ still in office
// still has to drive to airport
/// flying red-eye back east tonight
//// boy is my life exciting
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
what channel? I don't think I have that game.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
CBS sports, 152 on DISHnet
IDK others
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
found it. excellent.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
I do not recommend this strategy, BC.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
SUNSPHERE DOES NOT KNOW OF THIS "HOCKEY"
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Damn you Coors
I know your beer is complete shit. But…damn if Sam Sheppard ain’t persuasive.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
I think that's Sam Elliot, dude.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Is football even worth tuning into tonight?
FSU doing anything right kind of irritates me
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 3, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
How do you feel about televised executions?
by idontwan2know on Nov 3, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
On the B1G network right now
Big Ten Legends: Tom Osborne
WUT?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
When you join the Big Ten
You also surrender over everything to Jim Delaney. Especially your 100 years of history.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 3, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not like we didn't throw away the Big 8's history to form the Big 12.
/spits at the Texas schools
by Albino Tornado on Nov 3, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That network has been showing all sorts of Nebraska games.
“Hurr totally a big 10 classic even though it was in 1995.”
Nebraska @ Oklahoma - 1972
THTAS G1G FOOTBALL
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
They likethe Tommy Frazier highlights cause they can claim victory over SEC in MNC.
/and go
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Sure Nick,
the clock on the ceiling was her Idea, sure..
/okay hun, 2 minutes are up, get off.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Why are they just listing the names of the places Saban and The Hat have coached
and saying that will affect the game?
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Didn't see. I was watching CBS
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Oh God why?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
EVERYONE HAS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 3, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
That's just mean.
rec
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Shift+A
Hey y’all. How’s the ACC derp tonight? Derpy as usual?
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In football too!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Watch UCF Tulsa
/CUSAevangelism’d
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even quality derp to keep it entertaining
I’m ’bout to watch the new Burn Notice instead.
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 3, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmmm
/scrolls through DVR
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YAIS
Starting now
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 3, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you for reminding me
New “Sunny” coming up too
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
i believe there's a new beavis and butthead at 10
and i’m not talking about palmer and craig james.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Huhhuhuhhuhuhuh
Five hookers…huh huh huh huh
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Nov 3, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
She said, "Please don't kill me" huh huh
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
PSBTW
One of the few good SNL sketches of the modern era is the gameshow where the entire objective is to describe what Burn Notice is about, and no one can do it. I feel like that’s not even a satire.
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Stephon FTW
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
sunglasses? is it a show about sunglasses?
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It's about a guy.
And he’s been sold out. And everyone wants to kill him. And then stuff happens.
(Never seen it, just going by the title.)
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It's the A-Team with CIA instead of Army vets
And it has Bruce Campbell.
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 3, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
whoever said to watch tulsa and ucf was correct
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
DISCIPLES!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what she said
to John Kruk
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
BOSTON COLLEGE HAS ACHIEVED TOUCHDOWN.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
There is no way FSU could blow this.
it’s impossible. Unheard of. No chance such a well-coached, responsible team like FSU lets this slip away.
OW-AH FOUR TOUCHDOWN DEFECIT IS NOT YOW-AH FOUR TOUCHDOWN DEFECIT
NOBODY DENIES THIS!
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Nov 3, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Does tomahawk chop
/looses in overtime to team from North East
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
We just want your daughter's hand
heheheheheheh
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
...
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Nov 3, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Someone go send "the other F wprd" to Stempke
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Furkle?
Fat Urkles?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a movie. go look it up. it's amazing.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
um what?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"the other F word"
it’s a movie about grown up punk dads
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oh.
IMDBing Furkel didn’t work.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I... I dunno?
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Mark Farkel and Fanny Farkel?
Charcoal Farkel, Fritz Farkel, Fred Farkel, Sparkle Farkel, the twins Simon and Gar Farkel?
A note to the producers of X-Factor:
if you’re gonna throw a bunch of kids together into some bullshit group, don’t make the cross-eyed girl the lead singer.
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but then they don't have to worry about her looking at the wrong camera
/bus to hell will make stop at my house
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Adieu, monsters.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 3, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
Goodnight and good luck.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I'd put that more on whoever ND's DC was at that point
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and LSU's stable of receivers that year.
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
Evening all
Was that kickoff just returned by a man named “Spiffy”. I feel like my parents have really let me down
I'd like a do-over with that one
because Spiffy combined with my last name would be epic
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
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No
but almost as good as that I’d like to think
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
Kiffy?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
shortarse?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dammit
all of these are sounding better than Spiffy DonCarlos
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
I wish
but it’s a long flight from Eugene
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
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Point taken!
You may be better off in Oregon – I don’t know which team will be here on Saturday. History indicates that this isnt often a good venue for our guys. If only we were Kansas State…
As long as it's not as embarrassing as last Saturday
I think I’ll be fine. If not. . . ALL THE BOURBON
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
I'm taking the safe route and having some bloody marys on the way to the stadium
Rather be safe than sorry.
It's best to go in properly lubricated
it just makes the experience easier no matter what happens
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
Seriously, we can't convert on 4th and 1/2 on BC?
We’ll never beat Oklahoma….
We’ll never beat Clemson….
/check’s schedule
Ok, I guess it doesn’t matter.
do you play VT? Have you already played VT?
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Tulsa-UCF is by FAR the best game on right now.
I don’t know whether that’s a compliment to that game or a severe indictment of the other two.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Thank you
FYI we want UCF to win.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't watch, and why?
/well I know why YOU want UCF to win
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 3, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
counter argument: George O'Leary
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Douchebag transplants from the Jersey Shore inserted into Central Florida.
Has only beaten 2 teams that finished over .500 since 2009.
All the argument you need.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 5:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck UCF.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahem.
Go Tulsa.
/sorry
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The more optimistic side of me wants Tulsa to win
/assuming Houston wins out
//cant assume this
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston should win out given their schedule and conference,
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*SHUT THE FUCK UP*
remember 2009? you dont? well everybody said the same thing. Don’t jinx them.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Too late
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 3, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
AAAAAWWWWWWW FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
God
Boston College is really fucking awful
by Nick Petrilli on Nov 3, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
that.... that was athletic
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Okay, I've lost count of the number of interceptions in this game
and I didn’t even start watching until mid-3rd quarter.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
ESPN just burying BC right now
“They have a beautiful place where you can get a fantastic education” but these players are so inferior its barely fair.
And a hepatitis clinic!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 3, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I seriously think they destroyed their recruiting when they fired Jagodzinski
merely for talking to the Jets.
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hyup
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TD+2 for Tulsa
Up 24-17, 8:23 to go.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I was supposed to be asleep now.
Hopefully I get to watch the highlights of BCs come back win of the century tomorrow morning.
...I can count my years in scars...
You know it's kind of surprising that the commentators for Tulsa games just don't constantly troll the shit out of Texas fans.
I mean damn it just seems worth it to constantly mention the fact that Texas could have averted the whole Garrett Gilbert fiasco if Kinne had stuck around.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Kinne was a UT commit?
I did not know that
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Signed to Texas, no less. Redshirted in 2007, then transferred before the 2008 season.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
NEXT YEAR COULD BE THE YEAR FOR FLORIDA STATE
RIGHT AFTER THIS YEAR’S NATIONAL TITLE. SERIOUSLY GUYS.
why is Jessie Palmer thinking FSU can make a nashenal champeenshup RUN PAAWWWWLLLL>?????
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
Dude. I think your iTunes is set to repeat
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Well... if you combine all of the Florida state schools together...
I think they can make a run.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
He's nuttier than a Tim Horton's maple log?
And hopes Jimbo FIsher will give him a bit of the Old King Clancy?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
If Air Force and Navy doesn't join the Big East until 2015
Then we’ll have a 10-team Big East for four years?
And holy fuck Florida State.
What of this?
WHy would navy wait till 2015. theyre Indie right now, worst case they could just go back to indie.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Air Force? How is Colorado EAST?
It’ll never last.
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It's more east than Idaho
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by The Missing T on Nov 3, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
When the universities see how much it costs to fly the women's gymnasts from Tampa to Boise on a Tuesday
The conference will shatter.
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Aha!
Boise will be football only from what I’ve seen. Therefore, this could work.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Yes, football only
From what I’ve heard, they’re looking at the Big West for their other sports.
That’s right, the school would be in both the Big East and the Big West.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Nov 3, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Just one letter
Big Easy would get across their desperation to remain relevant (but they have to at least make a courtesy invitation to Tulane).
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
thats right
just Hou, SMU and UCF are all sports
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone west of Dallas is football only
Also, Navy (they aren’t interested in losing by 50 to actual Big East schools in hoopyball).
Wait.
So at this moment, there are five Big East football teams, and thirteen Big East basketball teams
Three (Houston, SMU, and UCF) will be all-sports, and four (Boise, Navy, Air Force, and….Temple) will join football only, making it twelve Big East football teams, and sixteen Big East basketball teams.
Am I getting this right?
And then, in a basement in Providence
several old men in black robes will gather together and do unspeakable things to a goat.
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I think that's the plan
Though #12 is very much up in the air, with Temple the leader in the clubhouse (despite objections from ’Nova), BYU definitely in the running, and I saw something on the MWC blog here about SDSU showing interest.
WE'LL CRAWL TO PROVIDENCE
If San Diego State makes it to the Big East (Can’t believe I’m saying this…but MWC/CUSA look to be a sinking ship right now).
But seriously, Temple? Temple that made to one bowl in last 20 years? Kidding me.
(I hope BYU joins the Big East, but BYU’s TV deal/indy scheduling is actually too sweet for Cougars to really consider joining the depleted Big East at this point)
If SDSU ends up in the Big East
I’m okay with a third lame duck year providing the Orange come out here.
We aren't even in the FBS...
Oh wait. Wrong SDSU
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Frankly though, like 10 people in San Diego would care about SDSU in the Big East
Since San Diego is not really a big college town, and people in San Diego (except transplants or people like you) don’t really give a lot of fuck about SDSU/Rutgers football game
I'd kind of figure SDSU/Boise to be the big deal
To the extend that anyone here cares about the Aztecs’ football team. And AFA is already an MWC game, too. SMU is pretty much the same road trip as TCU, and Houston’s barely different at that range.
Now if SDSU were playing Rutgers, might have to show up and cheer on the locals…
SDSU really should join the Big East as a full-sports member
SDSU/UConn in the Mesa? That would be quite a game.
Also, I agree that the SDSU/Boise is a big deal, and lot of people would care about SDSU/Navy given the San Diego’s naval base, but those interdivisional games would literally have no appeal.
Obviously, if SDSU is willing to stay fairly regional and willing to schedule Fresno State and BYU out of conference, then the move would be completely beneficial to the university.
I'm sure theyve already done the math
at worst, they still come out $1 mil ahead probably
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
This is not relevant, being serious.
The only sports BE teams are required to play a full conference schedule (assuming they sponsor the sport) are the actual team sports. Anything that’s essentially an individual event, they only have to compete in the conference championship.
Yes, I learned something useful when the Big 12 was set to implode.
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It doesnt have to
extra $10 mill/year for UH, well take it even if only for 1 year.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Here
A leading college official said Boise State, Houston, SMU and UCF would begin play in the Big East for the 2013 football season once invitations are accepted. Air Force is also a possibility to join then, although Navy may not be able to do so until 2015.
Woof.
UCF first and goal at the 5, and in three plays they gained one yard.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And then the QB stood and watched the DL coming at him instead of scrambling.
By the time he started to scramble, it was too late; hit as he threw and one-hopped it to the receiver.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
your comment just made me realise i was 2 minutes behind on my DVR
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
C-USA football at its finest.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 8:04 AM EDT up reply actions
A three beer shower.
Game on
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
YOU HAVE TO BE GEARED UP FOR CHRISTMAS SO YOU CAN SHOP ON BLACK FRIDAY
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Fuck Black Friday
Better deals come later
by Nick Petrilli on Nov 3, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU ARE UNAMERICAN AND THE CAUSE OF OUR SHATTERED ECONOMY
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If they're expecting broke college kids to stimulate the economy
Well, there’s a lot of things wrong with that.
by Nick Petrilli on Nov 3, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
GET A JOB LAZY KID
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I would stimulate the economy so hard if I didn't have student loans.
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by Tuco on Nov 3, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Recstasy
Fuck loans. Bye bye ages 24-27
by Nick Petrilli on Nov 3, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
/nods head knowingly
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
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And I prefer not to fight threeve other people for parking
or wait two hours in line to check out. I hate shopping in general (exception: bookstores and electronics stores), and working Black Friday morning at Target in high school cured me of any lingering thoughts of ever shopping on that day.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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Any day where the chances of you dying from shopping increase threeve billion percent
is not a day I’m going to bother shopping.
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/does all Christmas shopping online
//often just before the deadline for two-day shipping
I seriously was looking at christmas lights the other day.
It’s time for actual adult lights. To keep forever and ever. I’m super excited.
White or multicolored?
White dude
Only go multi colored if you actually are going to make a display.
by Nick Petrilli on Nov 3, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends on the neighborhood. White lights are classier but colored are more festive.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I personally like white in places without snow, but it feels redundant here.
And colored incancesdents are stinky because they fade into poop, but LED magic so that doesn’t matter either.
What is the difference between adult light and non-adult lights?
What do you mean shotgun shell lights and budweiser symbol lights ain’t supposed to be on my tree?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 4, 2011 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you use old fishing lures too?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Remember when Christmas didn't start until after Thanksgiving?
Me neither.
by Narrow Right on Nov 3, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Put up decorations on Black Friday
Take them down on New Year’s, give or take a day to allow for not missing bowl games.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
December 10th, or the closest Saturday to it,
until January 6th, or the closest Saturday after it
/Epiphany’d
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You and I
We are friends. You putting up lights in Savannah?
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Depends if I have time to go out and buy them beforehand...
I’ll be traveling most of Christmas too, as I have to do the whole “my family in Ohio, her family a plane flight away, my family trying to do a trip to a third location” thing
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Timers are your friend
Or use solar lights for your outdoor stuff. I’ve got a few sets, and they work surprisingly well.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Hoping for a good tablet deals...
Hopefully under $ 300 (Kindle Fire for $ 200 is already a steal, but I want something more)
Lady friend is a waitress at a very popular bar here
I had no plans tonight. Get a text reading: Coming in tonight? I have a table saved and the first round ready to go.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Tulsa won
Fuck
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 3, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
/Big East revokes UCF invitation, asks Tulsa instead
by Narrow Right on Nov 3, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean they haven't?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
would kind of make sense
Football divisions would work better with Navy + remainder of 2010 Big East in East, other newbies in West.
As-is (or at least as currently reported), either Louisville or Louisville + Cinci will be heading west for footbaw (at least until the Big 12 learns to count).
Anything else with divisions that everyone plays would be Houston , SMU, Tulsa, ND, Marquette, DePaul in West, old Big East + Louisville, Cinci, USF in East.
Big East East will be
UConn, Rutgers, USF, Navy, Temple, and UCF then?
That’s turrible.
(Big East West – Boise, Houston, SMU, Air Force, Louisville, and Cincy)
Umm….yeah.
/BCS tells Big East to GTFO
//all the Big East teams return to mid-major obscurity from whence they came
///put your hand down Rutgers. You are Rutgers.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Wow. This party really died
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
I take it you didn't opt for the drink at that bar?
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
I'm waiting for people to get ready
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I would ask that you drink a round for me
as I’m stuck for another 3 hours at work
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
Ok.
I will. But the people I’m waiting for are currently having a discussion about where they stand in their relationship. So…yeah…
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I would appreciate a ride. Can you provide that service?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn lack of sobriety hive
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I should find the drunk bus pickup
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
In his room. Door open.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, leave.
I’ve been involved in those conversations, been in the room for one as a third-party, and even watched one happen on Friends — I wished that I was elsewhere in all three situations.
/fly you fool.jpg
In the basement with a bunch of sleeping people.
And a drunk Mexican. Actually fun.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yikes
That’s an awful conversation to be stuck behind
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Twitter: @B_DonCarlos
Yeah.
I told my friend. She understands.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 3, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching Paul Johnson explain his offense on youtube
Robot.
Tumblr. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 4:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't suppose anyone is still up?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 4, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
I read that backwards before I realized it was a foreign language
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
hello folks
back after the bar. have to be up at 8, but that has not persuaded my drinking in the least.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 4, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm watching 30 Rock, waiting for my laundry to dry so I can sleep by midnight and get up a 7:30 to run before work
WHY AM I SAYING THESE THINGS SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.
exercise is the worst.
I always lay down until the urge goes away. never failed me.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 4, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I've been too long without a girlfriend
I need to change that. GOTTA GET JACKED. Or just…less squishy
good luck buddy.
took me awhile for mine. i’ve slacked off since then . . . probably not wise.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 4, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I was doing really well for a while
Then I fucked up my ankle two months ago. It’s never felt right since, but today I wrapped it with an ACE bandage and went for a quick run and was good to go, albeit with a little pain. Ready to get up and go for a longer run. Plus my office just had this AWESOME fitness center open up, so I can go in early and run and lift now.
for the two weeks up until she visited me,
I worked out 5 of 7 days a week. since then? maybe three times. I really gotta step my game up though, since I’ll be seeing her in 2 weeks . . . .
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 4, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I AM
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
why aren't you at the bar with your lady friend?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 4, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
She's actually working and says it's busy as shit there now.
Got plans arranged for tomorrow
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
atta boy.
2 more weeks till I see mine.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 4, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Awesome
This isn’t a thing yet but…chance. Good chance
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
keeping my fingers crossed for ya
south dakota gets cold. sounds like you got a good thing going tho.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 4, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks man
Seriously though, with 6 months here I’m hesitant. I’m in a major that could literally take me anywhere.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
are you a senior?
I am. I could go anywhere myself . . . hopefully I’ll end up in the VA-MD region, where my family and girlfriend are. long distance shit is tough, dude.
Also, are you a journalism major? or something english related? I remember talking about that.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 4, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes I am a senior.
And yes it is journalism. I have known this girl for like 2 weeks so I can’t give it time but I also don’t want to be abrupt. Gah.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
HERE
/drunj
//was trying to keep roommate’s girlfriend’s best friend occupied for the night
///WHY?!?!
////That took me at least threeve times to type out correctly
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I'm trying to have a serious conversation with a kid I never talk to about Journalism
I cannot do this.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Some hipster girl at the bar I was at tried to convince me that Starr Hill Jomo is a shit beer
To be fair, this was this hipster bar of the area. But come on! Seriously?! It’s by no means the greatest beer of all time, but it holds it’s own for solid, satisfying beers, and earns bonus points for being local to UVa.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I'm convinced those people should just be collectively slapped
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Turns out roommate was hooking up with his exgirlfriend.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED (for me): Exercise in Futility (keeping his current semi-girlfriend and her friends happy)
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
The saga of break up girl and roommate is just getting pathetic here
Glad to hear your situation is at least somewhat mildly kinda humorous sorta. Not sure.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure a better story teller could spin it into a entertaining tale
But for me, when I found out where the roommate actually was, it was just:
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Yep. I know exactly what that's like
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Me, for the moment.
Probably not for long. Waiting to see if the new Bones episode will be put on Fox.com anytime soon.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I am. I don't want to be.
Twenty minutes until my flight boards.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Good luck
Safe travels
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Tumblr. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions
In other news, I was served this tonight
Yes, that is Busch in hunter orange woodsman camo cans
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Why the hell was Blacksburg in Charlottesville?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 4, 2011 1:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dude. I can't see anything
I feel like your pic is blending in to its natural habitat well.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 4, 2011 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Hello.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Soon.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 5:27 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Good morning internets.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Herro.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm scared for you.
439am, 527am, and you are still here.
get some sleep man.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 4, 2011 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Its called going to sleep at 10.
And a shitload of coffee when I wake up.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions
10 p.m. that is.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh to be young again.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I am making a mud minnow trap out of 2 liter bottles.
Damn I am odd.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 4, 2011 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Dive to new thread provided by Fearless Leader.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/11/4/2537546/travel-notes-big-business-ha-ha
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