The Senator can return to us from the purgatory that is pro ball! Someone run off and alert NDNation that they have their new leader for BK replacement.
As a Michigan fan of course I welcome the return of the Vest. We have Akron on our schedule and playing him with Akron talent can only result in:
1. An insane level of happiness when we punch in the two point conversion, despite leading 88-0.
2. The largest crowd watching a NCAA football game anywhere in America and the largest mass suicide anywhere in America on the same day! (Those new scoreboards are perfect for jumping off you. It also gives a new meaning to down in front).
So let us join together and welcome back Tressel, The Vest, Dave, Tresselball, and all the glorious fun this means. If he's on the table, any fanbase looking for a new HC can have a meltdown debating the morality of hiring him vs his win loss record. After all with Tressel at the helm not only will your team be well coached but also well inked!
/Vote Tressel to Florida for maximum amusement
//This can't be a real rumor right? I'm being punked...