If it's Tuesday, it must be time to burn it all and wallow in the pain of others with This Week in Schadenfreude. What's our favorite part, besides "all of it?" Probably this:
If it was up to me you’d all have to walk back to Oxford from Starkville in the goddam rain.
Little known fact: dropping the -n from the end of "goddamn" means you have broken the sound barrier of redneck rage, and cannot be bothered to even use full profanities. Should you ever be told "go fc yrslf" by a redneck, run and do not stop for several days until you are sure you are not being chased.
Tuesday also means EDSBS Live, where we listen to Peter laugh about how Texas ended the rivalry on the bitterest of all notes for Texas A&M. We may also openly weep over the hiring and continued employment of Charlie Weis at Florida. that should be fun!