EDSBS THE MAGAZINE | VOL. 4 ISSUE 12
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Lol at "You HAD a FIELD?"
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 1:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well, when I say it was a field, it was actually an unpaved spot in the middle of Graymont that we shared with six hobos
But it was a field to us.
/fouryorkshiremen’d
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Nov 29, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Could have swore you would have done something about that coach fired on his way to his mothers funeral.
NOW that is College Football.
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
Joker Phillips also saving by not having to pay for a QB
This is why I dont understand why people dont think some optiony type system wouldnt work in the nfl. Running QBs are a dime a dozen (and you may need that many), so you can shift the QB budget to the rest of the team, creating dominance elsewhere.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Also could prolly save at WR too.
also you might be able to build a runblocking OL cheaper.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Even better is the fact that NFL defensive coordinators have no idea how to stop anything but a West Coast offense
Fortunately for them, that’s the only offense used in the NFL
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 29, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Honestly, with a few rules tweaks to the passing game
giving the defense a fair chance, I think we could have a college style variety within the NFL.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
"giving the defense a fair chance"
Like allowing them to tackle?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 29, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Amongst other things
That would be a nice start.
The two big changes happened in the late 70s, PI rules were tightened up and OL blocking rules were changed. I like the first change, as orginally implemented, preventing a defender from raping a receiver down field, although its gone too far. But maybe the blocking rule needs to be reversed.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
On an entirely unrelated note
Google has finally stopped routing people over the I-64 bridge in Louisville. They still think the exit from I-64 to I-65 north is open though, so they are routing people around the closed bridge incorrectly.
Stupid internet, not being perfect.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Must not have sent one of their cars out to that area recently.
I saw one mapping my neighborhood a few months ago. The car is covered entirely in a Google-map-looking paintjob, and there’s a big alien-like rotating camera on the roof. Cool, and slightly creepy.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yep, seen it here in Honolulu.
Bizarro.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
No, the problem is Indiana's bridge fell down and went owy.
Okay, it didnt fall down, but suddenly one friday night a few months ago, it was declared unfit to drive across. Its under repairs and supposed to reopen in March.
So right now about a 10 mile stretch of interstate is entirely closed. Despite constant requests it has taken two months for google to change their maps, and they still have the one exit (which is closed also, in order to make the traffic flow over the I-65 bridge semi-sane) wrong.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Well, think about it
if you had to carry that much ranch, day after day, wouldn’t you finally crack under the pressure?
(God, I hate Louisville traffic even more now.)
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 29, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
I think its fixed now
but google directions to the RDU airport used to send me down a road that dead-ended at a cemetery.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Google has a tool that allows people to submit map changes
A friend of mine does a bunch of stuff.
However, to prevent people from goofing with it, basically changes are prioritized and have some sort of review process. Thats fine for things like speed limits or naming roads in new neighborhoods, but when an interstate bridge goes away, its kind of nice to know that that will be corrected in a timely manner.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Have you seen how much a QB runs these days anyways?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 29, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Its all spinny and stuff.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 2:00 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
We so need one of these for Brian Kelly
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
THIS CAN BE ARRANGED.
/everyone of them is GOLSON
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Make sure you spell it with an H
in fine NDNation TRADITION
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
So Rees, Golson, Crist, and Hendrix?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
NO NO NO.
RESSE, GHOLSTON, CHRYST, AND HENDRICKS.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Do you really want it that way?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
If we don't misspell the names, NDNation will never understand who we are talking about.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
........
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Oh shit.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Beautiful.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 29, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
#sockface4qb
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
#teamsockface
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
The spinnyness comes later...
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
SWEET
can’t wait to deploy this over on OFD. YOu rock.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I think you're about 16,000 words short.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Heh.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
I make up for it over there.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
What should it land on?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Sock Puppet
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Declan Sullivan
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
Thats a little in bad taste don't you think?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 30, 2011 8:09 AM EST up reply actions
For the moment
Big research papers turned in, I can breathe again.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
yep. I've actually gotten more than 4 hours of sleep the past few nights.
Met with big prof yesterday about my rough draft. His words? “might be publishable”, “I wish you could do this for every battle in Japanese history”, “best analysis yet on the subject”
I has a happee
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Why thank you...
We went out for celebratory sushi last night.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
""best analysis yet on the subject"
What are “words Craig James will never hear”?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
On air
His private seminar on body disposal in the American Southwest is killer. Allegedly.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 29, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...................../-/\-\................
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
rec'd and used.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Someone post it on NDNation.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure you can post gifs there
and I don’t have an account there. But someone should.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
This means you ACS
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not registered.
I have the email of the poors.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Then who is?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Saxattack or Truffle, I think.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
They block yahoos, gmails and such?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Well that doesn't look shady at all.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
It works well actually.
I used it to join tigerdroppings.com
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
mine is randoms @ shark lasers dot com
I want that website anyways!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 29, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
might have just bought all rights to "sharklasers.com"
Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.
I thought Tech fans were pathetic, then I heard them chant "to hell with Georgia, Piss on 'em" during the Munson Memorial. They can eat more shit than pitt.
by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 30, 2011 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
Tigerdroppings blocks certain emails?
I had no idea they were that advanced. Been about 3 years since I’ve been there though.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Travel size!
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
What's wrong with Some Old Man?
It seems to be working for Oklahoma St. and it has been used by FSU in the past.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 29, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BYU is interested and would like subscribe to your newsletter.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Like to, even.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
BYU Never Wasted That on A QB
Lavell Edwards generally used that tactic for O-line. Redshirt a year, knocking on doors, dressed in a white short sleeved shirt and clip on tie for two years, then play them as redshirt freshmen at the tender ole age of 21. Not bad when your o-line are 24 as seniors.
by AlbieUte on Nov 29, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...................... yes.
Next one needs Webster and Hardy in it for no reason.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
"FSU Winning on 95 Yards A Day
The Auburn-FSU Chix Bowl is going to be glorious.
ALLTHE 3-2?
All the 3-2.
If they throw in a free peppermint chocolate chip milkshake, I could give a shit if it's 2-0.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Nov 29, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Now you reminded me IHOP is offering
peppermint chocolate chip pancakes – (and I’m not sure how I feel about that)
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 29, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
I will have to sample them and get back to you.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
1-0
DAMN ROUGES.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
ALL. the peppermint chocolate chip shakes.
This is God’s own milkshake.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I <3 you
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 29, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
FSU-Auburn? Awesome, one of my favorite teams has to win
while and one two of them will probably be embarrassing on offense.
by Ardbeg on Nov 29, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ETA: But both Auburn and FSU dominated Florida
LOL
LOL
Seriously, there is actual LOL, in my office, right now.
ugh. dominated? really?
how about “proved you’re slightly less abysmal” than?
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Nov 29, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Kansas' plan to save money by paying millions to fired coaches and AD's is right out of the Milo Minderbinder playbook
GO GO FIGHTING METH AGGIES!
But does everyone have a share?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Nov 29, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone except Scheisskopf
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Loved the fine print at the top too
White Smoke:
Pope Urban blazes into Columbus; Calls introductory presser “harsh”
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
So.... Khan bought the Jags with STRAIGHT CASH, HOMIE!
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Is cash ok?...........ladies
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Makes you wonder what "Tarps" mean in his language.
Because the ones over the stadium seats don’t pay for tickets.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 29, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
nothing that I recall (assuming his native tongue is either Urdu or Hindi)
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 29, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
KAHHHHHHHHHHHN
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
GET THIS NBA OFF MY SCREEN
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 29, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Put your hand down Minnesotan.
You are a Timberwolves fan. You do not know how to answer questions about the NBA.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hey, they're 1-1 in the two games I've been to.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 29, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
It's the Curse of Szczerbiak
They just haven’t been the same since he and KG were slugging it out in practices.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Imma make phone calls
is it fully confirmed he bought 100% of the team? I know some minority owners who were going to the grave with those assets.
And $760 million (with $350 mil from a loan) so NO he didn’t buy it ca$h only, but Weaver did get cut a single check.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 29, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Imma looking in to it.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Skip Bayless is incredible
The Texans should sign Favre because no one cares about the team.
Troll hard, son.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
For once, he's not wrong.
About the no one caring, that is.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
You mean
/Vidor
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Hank Hill cares
“An all Texas Super Bowl. His will be done.”
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Nov 29, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tennessee saved their fans all sorts of travel expenses
by staying home this bowl season.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 2:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Brian Kelly: "I save money by renting quarterbacks instead of buying."
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 2:23 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
/spends savings on anger management classes
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
/returns Charles Weis in worse condition than when they got him.
//Millions in fees
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Three colossal buyout clauses on line one for you, sir.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
None, I think.
I know we’re done with Lionel Tyrone and Footbaw Bob, and I think the Charles’ was one gigantic lump sum.
[Joke bout the Charles and gigantic lump goes here.]
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
It could be worse
Instead of the ND QB Hydra, you could have the comedic stylings of Tino Sunseri at QB.
If onliy I had photoshop skills
I so want a picture of a hydra with Golson, Hendrix, Crist, and Rees’s heads shopped on.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Lucky you:
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
The eyepatch is a nice touch.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Aroo?
I think it’s 10 and 11, Crist and Rees’s numbers slammed together into 1011
/wonders if he’s missing the joke…
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
1101, if in binary, is either thirteen or eleven.
Depending on if bigendian or littleendian.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 29, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
The internets ate my response. 1101 is binary 13.
Hence, the Danny Spond ref.
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
Ah.
I do Japanese history, not binary.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
I decided this past summer to start geocaching.
I then decided to start solving puzzles for said unknown geocaches.
I can’t look at 1’s and 0’s the same anymore.
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
Not really sure what that means, but it sounds good.
"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 29, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
People like to write puzzles.
And binary is a good way to hide numbers for the coordinates that point you to the hidden “caches” in the world.
It’s all very hightech geekery. I should be more ashamed of my newfound hobby.
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
Happy to make that green.
Now if I only had 250 rupees to buy the blue ring…
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
Go on...
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
"Bring your father to work day!"
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's everyday...
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This can...... be arranged.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn:
“We saved money by trading in a slightly used Ferrari for a 1971 Ford Pinto, a 1993 Buick LeSabre, and a 1995 Z71.” I’ll let you decide which is which.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Nov 29, 2011 2:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Auburn:
“Avoid pesky finance charges with paying full cash up front! Plus, how to get a ten percent discount over your competitors prices!”
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I think we all know...
that Ferrari of yours was just a one year lease deal…or did you not read the fine print on that contract?
I hope Jimbo realizes that is not a cigar...
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:40 PM EST reply actions
ASU is too damn stupid to hire Leach
“When asked about the possibility of Mike Leach as coach, (AD) Lisa Love refused to even mention his name.”
/here’s to five more mediocre years
//furk
YAIS TAKE HIM PLZ.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
The Dread Pirate Leach sails the Palouse!
Met these cool bros when College GameDay was in Palo Alto
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Nov 29, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It certainly seems like Moos must have someone lined up.
Maybe this guy?
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Nov 29, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Happy to rec my own creation.
#CougHarmonyOnTwitter #teamnopants
by TiltingRight on Nov 29, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
No worries.
It’s not like I’d get paid for it.
#CougHarmonyOnTwitter #teamnopants
by TiltingRight on Nov 29, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Just got my SECCG tickets.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 29, 2011 2:52 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
Yeah, we're gonna die
But hopefully we’ll die in a way that’s poignant and aesthetically pleasing
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I've heard that they told him they were going to drop him on 3 but let go on 2
Just to get some real surprise and fear in his eyes.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Nov 29, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You'll probably see more unfeigned surprise and fear this weekend
UGA hasn’t played anyone this year near as talented as LSU. I’d like to see us win, or at least die nobly, but I have a feeling we’re gonna go out more like Marco.
Shot repeatedly in groin and then defenestrated onto a moving vehicle.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Do it to yourself before they do it to you.
At least that way you get to pick the method.
by Phocion on Nov 29, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Eh, been blown out by LSU in the Georgia Dome before.
It doesn’t leave as much permanent scaring as one might think.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
So have we.
Nick Saban’s national championship LSU team gave Mark Richt the first true beatdown of his career, even though we actually came pretty close to beating them in the regular season (at the Bayou, no less).
/twitch
Wife and I left straight from that game to drive to Palestine, TX to pick up our new dog. Had LSU won that game I’d now own a dog named “Nick Saban”. Thank you for the loss, UF. I’d hate to have to call my beloved pooch, "Lying Motherfucker * ".
- Would still take Saban back if Miles ever leaves.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
I was there as well...had a much better time than you did.
And then we left there and drove to Fayetteville for the Arky game the next weekend…which [REDACTED] also managed to win with Chris Leak, the true freshman QB.
Good times.
Angus MacLeod (surname)
We call him “Mac”. His full name isn’t mentioned much unless he’s being fussed at for eating yet another pair of my wife’s shoes. Funny tidbit – Palestine, TX to NOLA gives one an AWFUL lot of time to come up with names. He was “Homer” from the state line to Alexandria and “Duff” (Gaelic for “dark face”…and Simpson for “beer”) from Alex to Baton Rouge. Some time around the I-10 I-12 split we settled on his Christian name – Angus MacLeod.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
I was there.
I almost passed out from yelling so much and so loudly. And from the bourbon, but mostly the yelling.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Also, why does my brain think that's Hugh Laurie?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Burn the heretic.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
My wife thinks I look like a young Alan Rickman.
If only I had the smooth, dulcet bass voice to go with it…
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
Clay. Bill Clay.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I wouldn't feel bad about that
My celebrity doppelganger is Jeff Goldblum, circa The Fly.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
I hear ya
can’t complain about my speaking voice – just don’t ask me to sing.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Were we underdogs in 2005?
I went to that game as a young’un and enjoyed the beatdown we laid on LSU
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, LSU was #3 and y'all were #13.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Parallels?
/lolno
Then again, David Greene, while a great QB, probably isn’t any much better than Aaron Murray when he’s on target. I’m just holding out for the narrow Georgia win and the BCS Trololo scenario, but we’ll see
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Shockley was the QB in '05, not Greene.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 29, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
Don't deny my favorite UGA QB his glory
Shockley will reign again.
by Mark Mandingo on Nov 29, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
we are all. the. dead.
Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.
Official proprietor of sharklasers.com
by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 30, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
American Airlines filed for bankruptcy
THIS WAS MY DOING AND I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY AND AM GLAD.
Sposed to be SEC
BUT WHERE AM I GOING TO EAT MY SBARRO IF NOT ON FLIGHTS FROM CHICAGO TO DETROIT?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
#OccupyChilis
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
/Peter King'd
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 29, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But what will they do with all the lost luggage they've collected?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 29, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
/baggage handlers rifle bags in lieu of pension plan
/LOL THEY DO THAT ANYWAY
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Not USAir? No justice!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry for politics, but this is some high quality trolling.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 29, 2011 3:51 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
I'll rec it.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
So Jon, I was wondering if...
/immediately sent to the Spider Spoiler Closet
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
<3 Jon Stewart
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
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