THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/29/2011
by Spencer Hall on Nov 29, 2011 11:30 AM EST
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PrintHEY LOOK HOOOOWEEE WE WENT TO TEXAS. College Station, to be specific. Yes, we did write something about it. No, we didn't get to bathe in the melodic stylings of former Aggie QB Jerrod Johnson in person.
The best part about Texas A&M in the SEC will be the Thursday night game when, after getting their ass handed to them for a year or so, someone goes to Kyle Field and walks facefirst into an upset. It's not going to be the norm, but when it happens it'll suck with a deep and burning suckitude. (We hope it's you, Auburn. We sincerely hope it's you.) Speaking of...
ASIAN T-SHIRT FOLLIES NEVR STP. Via reader @breedless, the most essential of Auburn t-shirts from the markets of Thailand.
There is a spelling joke here, and you just made it whether you wanted to or not. (I BLVE N ABURN.) Apropos of nothing, our attorney suggested we do a "We Are The World"-style jam for Florida football, preferably one where we have James Bates singing the hook. We are formally taking suggestions for the cast to sing this song, but whatever you mention, it must have Jack Youngblood singing on it with a freshly broken leg. "Owwww this sucks go Florida and fire Charlie Weis ow goddamn my leg this totally wasn't worth iiiiiiiit."
FURTHER TO URBANITIES AND SUCH. Urb's quick on the propaganda, and it's well-wrought propaganda at that. Meanwhile, the enemy is confused by this whole Urban Meijer thing and Pat Forde thinks Urban Meyer is full of shit.
COACHING HOPES SOON TO BE DASHED BY REALITY. Red Cup Rebellion reviews the options scheme-wise for Ole Miss. Bruins Nation lives in fear of an AD they swear is dumb enough to hire Tom Cable, but forgets the upside of Cable potentially knocking "Chianti Dan" Guerrero out in a heated argument. Arkansas State is moving to shore up the contract of Hugh Freeze, and that bitch better include the plushest of tree stands.
THE SUN BOWL LOOKS FUN FOR ONCE. Georgia Tech vs. Washington in the moonscape sounds like a festive desert shootout, but the whole array of the BCS, absurd as its pairings might be in theory, look like solid entertainment up and down the roster. (Save for the title game, which will be a dismal handful of field goals and INTs returned for TDs.) An Oregon/Wisconsin Rose Bowl in particular makes for some serious turf-grinding, and even the obligatory Big East maiming comes with the entertainment of Dana Holgorsen ripping the precious remnants of his skullet out on camera for us to enjoy.
THERE IS NO FLORIDA NEWS. This is the happiest non-news we have typed all year. There is literally nothing to report about Florida football, and in 2011 that is a goddamn joy to say.
WE HAVE A PLAN TO RETIRE AT 50, TOO. You say you have a plan to contain Robert Griffin III. That's cool. Plans are neat. Everyone should have them and floss daily.
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Well, fuck Clemson, I suppose.
I’ve been away recently. Is that still a thing?
"People ask what it's like to be a black coach. I've never been any other kind." - Ron Prince
As recently as 3 days ago, yes.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 29, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Its always a thing
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Do you still hate Clemson? Of course it's a thing.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 29, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
LOLWUT
“Ohio State will commit to working with Coach to create the Urban Meyer Fellowship for Ethics and Leadership in Sports.”
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 29, 2011 11:38 AM EST reply actions
In the buttocks
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
But can they take down the Dark Lord?
by Ardbeg on Nov 29, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
seems a bit too tall
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
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by VUfanInNJ on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yes, we had this discussion before and concluded it was a lego Saban/Sauron.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
Only if you open it in a new tab.
The height-tagged version here is 1:1 scale.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 29, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
lololololol
Seriously though, Urban is damaged goods when it comes to discipline after he kicked that one guy off the team and he ended up going into a spiral leading to his death.
It was back in April
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I usually don't wish ill on others
But I hope tOSU get their due. I didn’t think ill of Tressel, he just turned his head and convinced himself nothing was wrong with his program. But anything with Urban Meyer and the word “ethics” don’t fly. He had numberous arrests at UF and then lied about why he left (family, health, SEC cheating, take your pick).
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
And really, Eleven Warriors?
but given how displeased Meyer was with the general state of ethics in college football in general and the SEC in particular
You’re right…the ethics in the B1G are top notch!
Earth Day Giff
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 30, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
I believe Dan Akroyd is contractually obligated to participate in any charity recording for any reason.
So, good luck with that.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM EST reply actions
Flying Suplex?! Fairley to Murray?
2010 4 evah.
2011? we got whooped? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
/fingers in ears
//nahnahnahnahnahnah
I like the "EST 1982"
I didn’t even know that Aubrn College was that old.
//the more you know.jpg
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
According to Alabama fans, Aububrn football didn't exist before then
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
So I guess we'll have to go back to playing Mercer if we want a truly historical rivalry...
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
I do want another go at Cumberland College now that I think about it.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Understandable. That worked out well last time (or whichever time it was that you scored Threeve on them).
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
Oh look
GT just scored on Cumberland again
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Only way GT students get to score.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
won't bite
Hate week was last week.
We’re back to benign amusement again.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
THIS!
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by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
RIP original Southern Conference
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 29, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't it still around?
I thought the SEC broke off from the SoCon, and the SoCon stayed pat.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
SoCon exists
it’s FCS I believe
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 29, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Mississippi would like an application form.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
SoCon very much exists.
Home to powerhouses like Appalachian State, Georgia Southern, Elon, College of Charleston and Wofford.
(Brother went to Wofford)
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ga Southern . . . Do Not Want.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
My highschool
sends a lot (for a AA school) of kids to play at Wofford (and Furman too)
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by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Purple Palladins representin'!
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
I'm from a AA school in GA
we dominated the SoCon.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 29, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Psst...you forgot a team
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 29, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Furk.
I will probably be down there over a weekend in February, but it looks like Davidson is playing away when I’ll be in town.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Nope.
To date, all of my time spent on the Davidson campus has come during July.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Games are fun but pretty low-key
A good crowd is 5500, of which 3000 will be old people. It seems the crowds have returned to the pre-Curry size.
Sposed to be SEC
Well, remember that my formative college hoops years . . .
. . . were spent at beautiful [sic] Millett Hall watching Miami U. We had crowds around 8,000 per game before Ron Harper graduated, but after that our barn was probably pretty similar to yours, and our regulars at MiamiHawkTalk have been complaining about the blue-hairs in the crowd for years.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It seemed like a palace to me
When I started at Miami, Oxford was the largest town I’d ever been in for more than four days at a time.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
hence the word "original"
yeesh!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, in that case
I don’t think we have any “original” conferences left. All have been altered in some way or other.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
After the SEC-ACC merger . . .
. . . we can round up the SoCon folks and put it all back together like Gondwanaland.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How about Tulane?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Excuse to go to New Orleans? I'm in.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
I don't need one,
and I don’t want Tulane back in the SEC. Nothing against the Greenies, mind.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
War Suplex
Anybody know where I can buy one of those shirts?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Nov 29, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Campus Bookstore /drops mic
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Also, shameless repost of myself
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 11:44 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Kentucky-Missouri is destined to become a great rivalry
BATTLE FOR THE 20 MILES OR SO GIVE OR TAKE MISSISSIPPI
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Battle for the random border oddities created by the changing flow of the Mississippi!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How dare you stereotype us
Kentucky offers tourists a wide variety of drugs. While Missouri may be solely focused on meth, our diverse attractions include not only meth labs, but moonshine stills, 1/3 of the East Coast’s domestic marijuana supply (grown outdoors in the woods with mother nature for all you organic types!), a massive cocaine importation corridor (yay), and pharmacies so lax in their opiate and benzodiazepine distributions you’d think you were in the Eastern Europe!
Yes, Kentucky truly has something to offer every*
*offer does not apply to sobers
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 29, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/Stephen Garcia heads towards Kentucky with the utmost quickness
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I'm assuming Ohio has at least 1/6th of the east coast weed supply.
I mean, Athens (Meigs County) might as well be in Kentucky.
Athens is in its own county
The better to avoid infecting the rest of southeastern Ohio with hippie-ism. The Old Bobcat grew up in Meigs, which as you note, is legendary for its informal crop-based economy.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Meigs County Gold, woo woo!
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 29, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
They often have to decide to flood parts of one state in order to prevent parts of others from flooding
They blew up a levee in MO this year to keep Cairo, IL from flooding. Maybe loser gets their levees blown up by the corp of engineers.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Iowa,
You mad?
-Nebraska
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by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hooptiball Trophy?
For bragging rights for the Northeastish Division.
Given down below should it be a replicas of the smoldering remains of a blowed up travel trailer?
Mizzou should have joined the B1G.
They could have had a yearly Battle of Kaskaskia every year against Illinois.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen, your new Jacksonville Jaguars owner!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 11:44 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
...
Geraldo?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh please.
Beat her by only a second?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hivemind
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Hivemind, engage!
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by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Pakistani born Shahid Khan.
He tried to buy the Rams last year.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Yep.
KKHHHAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!
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by allicolls on Nov 29, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Con?
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by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Old twelve toes!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 29, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Cone
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Nov 29, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Coens
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 29, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Cones?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cones?
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
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by VUfanInNJ on Nov 29, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Caans
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Like a scene from home
/ terrier runs across room with Kong
// sticks Kong under couch until he can’t reach it
/// barks for you to “fetch” it
//// repeat
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This is why
I have a big dog. He requires bigger Kongs that don’t fit under the furniture. Except when the Kong is actually a cat, because those fuckers can shimmy under a couch like no one’s business.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Getting smarter
I went to Petco and bought a ball that looks like a geodesic dome. My Norwich can carry this around, but its overall diameter makes it too big to roll under the furniture.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
we have the same terrier don't we?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Mine prefers to climb up on the armrest of the chair, and
drop the damn Kong under my feet as I walk by with my hands full
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
mine enjoys climbing up on the back of the couch and laying the slober covered kong against your neck
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
That's fun too
Or how about when they walk all the way over to the kitchen to drop the bone on the tile floor, so it can make ALL THE LOUD CLUNK in the middle of your nap?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Or stealing empty plastic bottles out of the recycle bin just to shove them in your face while you are napping?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 29, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
He looks like my soon to be father in law.
Coincidently, also Pakistani born
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 29, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
I see... you thought this was... Seti Jacksonville 5?
Soon after receiving their franchise, the economy exploded, destroying Seti Jacksonville 5 … and moving Seti Jacksonville 6 into its orbit. A dead, barren stadium…
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by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You see...
Admiral Tagliabue never bothered to check on our progress.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Nov 30, 2011 9:29 AM EST up reply actions
/fans self
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 29, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Jerry Colonna's long-lost son?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 29, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
/throws book end
(We hope it’s you, Auburn. We sincerely hope it’s you.)
Hope Mizzou does the same against you
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
Missouri win on a Thursday night?
How about no.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Suh ejection on a Thursday afternoon?
How about no yes
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well not with a 72% chance of Suh, no one's going to win with that kind of weather
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 29, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's a Fairely large chance of Suhn
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, at least we know how the world will end.
Dutch researcher creates virus that could kill millions
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
seemed like a good idea at the time
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
There's two things I hate in this world
1. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and
2. The Dutch.
by AubEng on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
/Caine'd
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
SHE WAS ONLY 15 YEARS OLD!....she wa only 15 year ol'
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by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
DAMNIT
/had dragon Apocalypse in end of the world pool
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Some serious Skyrim on the brain?
Me too.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
And I've only put in about 21 hours into the game.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
It's beyond awesome.
I’m about there I think. I try not to look at the hour count.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
/packs bags, starts dreaming of Mother Abigail
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You. You go to Vegas.
Mother Abigail’s from Nebraska.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Helped found one group, ran off to the other?
Hi, Harold.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Huzzah for science!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
...
A Dutch researcher has created a virus with the potential to kill half of the planet’s population. Now, researchers and experts in bioterrorism debate whether it is a good idea to publish the virus creation "recipe".
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by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
yeah, what could go wrong?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll have you know that the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
by Uga in DC on Nov 29, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
Please let this -—— come to his senses.
by Grib on Nov 29, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As long as it doesn't get near monkeys, we're fine
ALL MEGAVIRUS OUTBREAKS START WITH MONKEYS
Sposed to be SEC
IT BEGINS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NOOOOO RAGE MONKEY!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
I really wish the Dutch would go back to genetically engineering super-strong weed. This isn't as fun.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Unimpressed.
The Dutch need to stick to what they know. Wind power, Heineken, and the world’s 2nd best national soccer team.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 29, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
and weed.
Not sure how you forgot weed since it was mentioned right above you.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Well, it does cause forgetfulness.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
What does?
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
by Uga in DC on Nov 29, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I don't read.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 29, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
[GT commenter's snarky response goes here]
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
[score goes here]
/[kemp quote goes here]
// [series record goes here]
///[evans pic goes here]
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
I got nothing.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, that preemptive strike worked out well.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
You gotta admit
that was some really low-hanging fruit.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
That's the best kind.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
Saved me 50 clicks of the "Z" key. Thanks.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The dawgs even take the internet hate away from us..............
(Can y’all still fire Mark Richt? Like you were going to at the beginning of the year?)
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
All your hate are belong to us!
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
Heineken?
/notsureifserious.gif
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
One of three Dutch things that popped in my head.
But not really a fan.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Carrots and tulips?
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
wooden shoes.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Ovens?
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
..
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Paintings?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 29, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Pie?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dikes
no not that kind.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 29, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Boers
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Boer is the Dutch word for farmer
I love that the English don’t seem to realize this when they talk about the “Boer War”
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Bore is an English word for what you're doing to me right now.
:)
by AubEng on Nov 29, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am Dutch
so I try to make the most out of the one opportunity I get in a given year to discuss anything about it.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
a boor is what you are being
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
who pissed in your cheerios this morning, sunshine?
no one’s holding a gun to your head, klootzak.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Everyone take off their bitch pants.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
was just teasin
apologies
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry too
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
It also denotes the Dutch descendants in Southern Africa
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
who were indeed fighting the British and called themselves... Boers.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Exactly.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
and guess what these 'boers' did for a living
when they weren’t fighting the british?
geez. sorry i even brought it up.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Oppress Zulus?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
well, besides that.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
play rugby.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Among other things.
From what I remember, they were (stereotypically) perpetual frontiersmen, cowboy types. Settle an area for a while, get stir crazy, and off they went again.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Dutch......treat, rub, courage?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
dutch rudder
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 29, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rutger Hauer
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
new UGA shirt:
Bobo With a Shotgun
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 29, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ok, thassa rec
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's the best ad campaign ever.
Heinekin: Better Than a Virus That Kills of Half the Earth’s Population
Please drink responsibly.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
MARGINALLY Better.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
by Uga in DC on Nov 29, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Why you keep original Amstel out of North American market, Heinekin?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love that you used to be able to get
Oranjeboom at Trader Joe’s.
Or “owl piss” as my dad used to call it
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
So if people asked you what you were drinking I assume you would respond with
ORANJEBOOM MOTHERFUCKER!
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 29, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yes!
and then you head-butt them.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
/commits foul
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
If the Dutch are going mess with genetic engineering
They should do something useful, like publish the recipe for cloning Dennis Bergkamp.
We would like that very much
Perhaps we could make 15 of Gareth Bale, and a couple more Shane Williams.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Need more attacking presence, and some back ups for when he's hurt.
/He’s always hurt
Maybe some Aaron Ramseys as well.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Not a huge Tottenham fan
Hell, my club is still in the Championship.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Like I said yesterday
This was an awful sporting weekend for me. Wins and losses on the pitch meant a lot less this weekend. Still kind of numb to it all, and we’ve got a match against Blackburn this afternoon in the League Cup.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
it's still awful and unreal
I mean, one second I was watching him on football focus and the next it was all over the BBC that he’d died.
so tragic. I mean, it’s not like I knew him personally but he just seemed like such a great guy. When the minute’s silence turned into cheers at the swansea game, it got veeeeeeeeery dusty in my eyes.
There's only one Gary Speed. RIP
It got really dusty watching Robbie Savage, as well
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
edit out the fear of flying gene
this time around. (he had good reason though)
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit
Why can’t attacking with the fullbacks be enough? They can’t get a midfielder to come back and cover anymore, they have to release a fucking planet-killer virus just to knock off Spain?
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Nov 30, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions
Sweet Zombie Jesus
"I can not think of a pathogenic organism to be more dangerous than this one", commented Paul Keim, a specialist in microbial genetics who worked for many years with the anthrax bacillus. "I think the anthrax is not at all scary, when compared with this virus" , he added.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gotta be a honeypot operation. Try and catch whoever attempts to make the stuff, right?
They’re not that stupid, right?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
I dunno
The world seems full to the brim with stupid these days.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, let's not assume they've thought this all the way through.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
Well, his initials are R.F.
Clearly no dimension is safe from Randall Flagg.
by broski on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, relax.
That’s just Tallahassee.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Umm..don't know about you
But THE Holly Rowe is in my city right now!!! Apparently I missed her at a restaurant by about 10 minutes last night.
/commence stalking downtown Charleston
Were they out of food when you showed up?
by Albino Tornado on Nov 29, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Look for a sidewalk makeup kiosk
You’ll find her there.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It will be cold and wet in Ctown today
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
uh-oh
(applies more eyeshadow)
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
"Do you approve of Clemson fuckery"
‘WHERE ARE THE 5 BODIES OF THE HOOKERS CRAIG JAMES KILLED WHILE HE WAS AT SMU?’
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Allegedly.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Does the camera really add ten pounds?
And how many cameras are on you at any given time?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Tommy Boy'd!
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
TITLES
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Make an inappropriate joke using that badly named tourist restaurant near Market.
by AubEng on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
which one?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 29, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Been there
I don’t know why that didn’t come to mind.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 29, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
CSB time
Was actually in Charleston week before thanksgiving.
Was eating dinner at Hank’s (about a block from Hyman’s), and saw a guy from our company who was there for another conference.
Crochety old guy with a stutter who hates every restaurant but everybody really likes him.
Comes over to our table. “W-w-whatever you do,” he says. “Don’t eat at H-h-hanks. It’s a tourist trap and the food s-s-sucks.”
“Um…. we’re at Hank’s”
“Hyman’s dammit, I meant Hyman’s”
SO MUCH SO
Hymans food is about as tasty as their tshirts.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 29, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
It's hard to find a bad meal in Charleston
but you can.
My favs.
39 Rue de Jean
Coast’s
Hank’s
Magnolia’s
Magnolias
SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 29, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
I was real disappointed in High Cotton
Food was good but there a billion tables and they’re right on top of each other. That shared booth thing is straight outta PF Changs. It didn’t help that we were sitting next to two very loud New Yorkers who appeared to be lawyers on a “date” (aka they spent most of the time on their phones with other people).
Had the best meal of my life at Carolinas.
Sposed to be SEC
Husk was awesome.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
My dad owns a dealership...
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
xxx
(No, but seriously. That family is Jewish and she went to the Jewish sleep-away camp that I worked at. That girl cray.)
by SuperJew on Nov 29, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Jewish sleep-away camp just fills my mind with
images of Mel Brooks movies crossed with Wet Hot American Summer
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Meatballs is a very funny movie
but I can’t help what things pop into my head
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's mildly absurd.
Nearly everything non-tragic has a great possibility of being a ‘Cool Starry Bra’ camp related story.
Canadian girlfriend CSB?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Cool Starry Bra"
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
She was Ehhh 1 in my book
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Knew a guy in high school that was in fact the son of someone who owned a dealership...he fit the profile perfectly
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Did he get a lung tat?
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Never understood that or the hemp necklace thing
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
i had a hemp necklace.
i was 16 and it was the mid 90’s
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 29, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care what the question is
You just better be sure to end it with “Sweetheart”
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
I think we've reached saturation concentration with Muschamp.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:03 PM EST reply actions
Consecutive 4-syllable words?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Saturation..... concentration?
/last one from me
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's just down the street from Conjunction Junction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkO87mkgcNo
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 29, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Whats its function?
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
World polution, no solution
Institution, electrocution
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Nov 29, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
elocution substitution!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So low behold my eyes.... This land of fools will rise...
NO GOOD.
FOR NO ONE.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Living, breathing
VIOLENCE IN YOUR CITY
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 29, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If one man, Had one home, In one world, Held live alone, without variety
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Full of anxiety
No footbaw to point at, question or even talk to!
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 29, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/rest of songs is spiders
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Spiders?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
GROWN ASS MEN
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
GAY ASS SPREAD
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Thats a new one.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Had to change things up.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
It does remind me, though
Been tinkering with lyrics to War Nerve, in a Okie theme. Should try to whip that up before the Bedlam game.
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 29, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Oh come on
EDSBS is a damn good solvent for Muschamp
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'm actually having a happee day
That will end come this afternoon. Fuck all.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 12:07 PM EST reply actions
Stonger than all.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck, Stronger than all.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
I first read this as a "harpee" day and was curious to hear more.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
Well I can only hope
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
As long as its not a herpee day
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Highland Park 18 year old.
Has a bit of everything. Sweet pears, toffee, sea air on the nose. Taste is apples, brown sugar, wet peat smoke, toffee and a bit of toasty oak. Finish was warm and oaky.
(happens to have tasting notes on desktop)
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
"sea air on the nose"
it also has all of the pretentiousness you could ever want.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
If it reminds me of standing on the beach, that's what goes in the notebook.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
how could drinking scotch possibly remind you of standing on a beach?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently, you're not standing on the right beaches.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Scotland has beaches...
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
"Who the fuck wants to see'em!"
/Cousin Avi’d
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
snatch rec.
/wait not that.
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by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Got anything to declare?
Yeah, don’t go to england.
by broski on Nov 29, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
why do they call him the bullet dodger?
coz he dodges fucking bullets.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 29, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well, coastline
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Lovely ones.
You’ll need an umbrella, boots, an anorak, and probably an anchor to stop from being blown into the ocean by the wind.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
And a flask of something to keep warm.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
That's not true!
I’ve been on a beach in Scotland when the sun was shining… well, it wasn’t raining, anyway. And we were drinking up a storm.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
The sun was not shining.
You’d had entirely too much drink, and you weren’t even outside. You were really just laying on the floor in the corridor, staring up at the typically white ceiling. It tends to look the same as a Scottish sky.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Nov 29, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
no no no I know we were out there
there was photographic evidence. You can’t photoshop that many drunks / wedding hats.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
They prefer to call them sand traps.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
"sand traps" = we couldn't be arsed to work around the sand so we claimed it was deliberate.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I can't pull off using "arsed"
This makes me sad
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Just use it more often
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
/insert SMU 18 year-old joke here
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 29, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Never been to Bangkok, have you?
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Nov 29, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What sort of Scotch do you like? Tell me a few of your favorites.
Highland Park above is a good “all-around” type recommendation. Lagavulin 16 if it’s for big-boy Islay drinkers who like their medicine. If you like sherried Scotches, I recently tried Glenmorangie La Santa and was impressed considering the price point (under $50).
I don't drink a lot of scotch, so my experience is limited
First scotch I ever liked was Ardmore traditional cask.
Got Johnny black as gift once and it was decent, definitely dislike the red though.
Had Balevenie (age?) at a bar once and liked it.
sorry that’s not too helpful…
Balvenie is very "honey" in taste profile.
The 12 yr old Doublewood is always a good choice.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
You're looking in the Highlands/Speyside regions then
Speyside is a region within the Highlands but gets its own designation because it is particularly famous for Scotches that tend to be a bring less peat (though none of these are peaty/smoky compared to Islays) and more honey, sweetness, and/or spiciness (from the use of sherry wood, in many cases).
Ardmore is technically a Speyside but fits the profile of a highland. Balvenie is solidly a Speyside. Johnny Black is a solid blend that is “anchored” (the main component malt) by Cardhu, also a Speyside, but overall is more in the Highlands style.
Here are some recommendations that are widely available.
Speyside
Balvenie (the 12 has some Sherry and beats the 15 for my money, the 21 Portwood is awesome but pushing your budget)
Glenfarclas 15/17 (great sherry flavor, similar to Macallen but at a better price)
Highland Park 18 (technically an “Island” scotch, but great all-around flavor, the 12 is a fine cheaper substitute for the 18)
Yamazaki 18 (Japanese, but awesome stuff that no true Scotsman would turn down)
re Macallan
Probably the most famous Scotch, stores often push Macallan on people looking for a “celebration Scotch” because they know they won’t be disappointed. IMHO, avoid the “Fine Oak” series if you go with Mac, they pale compared to the sherry cask versions. The Mac Cask Strength is a powerhouse that is always in stock in my house, the 12 is good but inferior to the Glenfarclas 15/17 mentioned above. The Mac 18 and 25, though spectacular, unfortunately have become way too expensive.
Hmmm, a bottle of Maccallan 25 or a down payment on a car.
Decisions, decisions.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
found a hotel bar in DC that had Mac 25 for $16/glass.
Girl who tended bar thought that was highway robbery, so she always poured me a tall double for the price of a single.
I stayed at that hotel like 20 times that year.
Jeebus.....
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Where was this exactly?
/scribbles down notes furiously
//books flight to DC
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
It was the Regatta at Metro Center
It doesn’t exist anymore. Well, it does, but it’s a restaurant now instead of a bar.
That;s why. They blew through a $800 bottle of Macallan
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
It was only about $475 a bottle back then
But yeah, they were losing money at the menu price, were getting crushed when their bartender comped me a tall pour because I tipped well. It’s the only time/place I’ve ever had 25 except at a couple of tastings, but at that price I couldn’t resist (plus, if I added a burger I could expense the meal and still come out cheaper than most nearby options). One of the few things I miss about law firm life.
It really is a special Scotch, but there are dozens that are in the same ballpark for cheaper.
Oh, I'm sure it was stellar. Hope to taste it myself someday.
My booze budget is actually pretty limited at the moment. That’s why I write everything down.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of casks
I typically drink Laphroaig (way too much peat for the initial request) but recently tried the Laphroaig Quarter Cask. Cuts down on the peat a touch and ads quite a bit of oak. Very interesting to taste the difference.
I like that bottle as well
My favorite Laphroaig is the 15, but it’s hard to find now (discontinued now in favor of trendier bottlings, Quarter Cask, higher ABV, etc.). More composed and less medicinal than the 10, but still very bold. Also the price was right.
With Johnny Black, I always get the Talisker and Caol Ila up front.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Is started to suggest Talisker 10
I was just drinking the 18 this weekend, which is more subdued than the 10 (perhaps not as good). But I thought that might be a bit peppery based on what he listed.
I don't. I drink what every Protestant Irishman drinks.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 29, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Good stuff.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
Very good. A spluge on the outstanding 16 year old is good from time to time as well.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
prolly not this
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by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What's the fucking point?
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by Silver Britches on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Health or religious reasons.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Pretty sure the question still stands.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 29, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Steps to the best scotch you'll ever drink
1) Take a bottle of the best scotch you can find
2) Throw it in the trash
3) Drink bourbon.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 29, 2011 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
boo this man
Bourbon at least has the argument that it’s a good value, though the price points have been catching up.
Love all the whisk(e)ys!
Got a few bottles of Virginia whiskey over thanksgiving. Should prove interesting.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Why not drink both?
Being multicultural doesn’t mean having to be all namby-pamby. I’m not a bourbon expert but there’s a bottle of Basil Hayden next to the Lagavulin and they both have their place.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Serious hypothetical question
You’re in talks about a position but the negotiations are confidential. If your current employer finds out about the negotiations it may cost you your job. Best case scenario if the negotiations fall through, you look rejected and lose face.
You get asked point blank whether or not you’re in talks about the job you’re negotiating for. What is the best answer that keeps you from looking like a duplicitous bastard a week later without compromising the negotiations? EDSBSBA . . . . GO!
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
"I have not been offered the job at Ohio State."
by ElRocco337 on Nov 29, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 20 recs
Thassa' rec.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
"I'm not going to be the Alabama coach."
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
I don’t control what people say. I don’t control what people put on dot-com or anything else. So I’m just telling you there’s no significance, in my opinion, about this, about me, about any interest that I have in anything other than being here
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Remember the 5!
by VUfanInNJ on Nov 29, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
.
“That’s absolutely not true, I make those decisions. Scott Linehan doesn’t make them and he didn’t make them here. And maybe somebody told Gus Frerotte that to get him to leave here, but that is absolutely not true.”
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I am 100% comitted to the Atlanta Falcons"
/Petrino’d
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
"Ahhhh, fuck it"
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I like my damn strong job.
Have a great day.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
..
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by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Just hand them a picture of confused Muschamp
and walk away.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
can you be fired for that?
my dad recently took a new job that he had been recruited for for several years. The old job is being dicks about everything now (paying what’s due etc.) I can see them being upset about it, but not firing him for trying to make more money to pay for his sons to go to college.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on where you are.
For example, Texas is employment at will, meaning I can fire you for farting, or for liking mayo.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Employment at will sucks
But I was assuming for the hypothetical that we’re dealing with coaches who don’t want to be Pat Sullivan’d by LSU. If you’ve openly sought other coaching jobs, recruiting to your current job is a nightmare and your job security approaches zero.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Boston College says you can.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Maw unleashing razor snow,
Of dragons from the blue brought down,
Births the walking winter’s woe,
The High King in his Jagged Crown"
/I have no idea man
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I am always open to the possibility of better opportunities for myself and my family,"
“Part of the reason I am an effective employee is because I have ambition to improve along my career track. If someone offers me the potential to do that, I will consider any offer respectfully, as that is part of professional courtesy, but integrity is incredibly important to me as well, and I will disclose to the best of my abilities in order to be fair to you and this company.”
by Charles UF on Nov 29, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
In all seriousness that's a good answer.
At my last job whenever my boss would ask me if I was looking elsewhere I’d tell him I was happy where I was and not necessarily trying to leave. I’d also refer to myself in the third person.
I go simpler:
I’m happy here. If someone calls me, I don’t hang up on them, but I’m not out looking
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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"I'll leave Oxford in a pine box."
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by allicolls on Nov 29, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Grab the nearest pile of papers
and strut out of the room.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Get a pair of drums and play them the song of our people.
//Yes “Hot for Teacher”
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Serious answer.
Conduct the negotiations through a third party, or at least have a third party do the talking about $$$. That way, you can say “I have not been involved in talks about the OSU position.”
Hoke. I have it.
I have to do what's best for my family, career and myself.
I was approached with an opportunity from an outside company and I’m listening to what they can offer. No promises or offers have been made or accepted. Now, can you hand me that box over there with my belongings.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 29, 2011 1:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 PM EST reply actions
I'm a mole!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
cue Josh Shaw and Lyden Trail transferring
THERE IS NO FLORIDA NEWS. This is the happiest non-news we have typed all year. There is literally nothing to report about Florida football, and in 2011 that is a goddamn joy to say
October 28th, 2011-- a date which will live in infamy--
OTTOTD.com
24
The number of months Boom Motherfucker has left to stock the cabinet for the next real head coach.
Srsly tho, players transferring.. is that good or bad?
What I've heard from a couple of players
Urban Meyer promised a lot of guys a lot of unrealistic things in terms of playing time and development. That is, unfortunately, playing a role now as we’re seeing a lot of guys who should’ve been recruited under the auspices that they needed to develop expecting to start. The other side is that some of the players think Muschamp is just sort of weird.
I think these players realized they were never going to really get to play significant roles at UF
so they want to go somewhere else. These kind of transfers are pretty normal.
This is usually how USF gets it’s players
October 28th, 2011-- a date which will live in infamy--
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Shaw was due for more play time
and probably would have worked in with the higher rotation. My guess is that with the younger guys (Saunders, Watkins, Elam, Roberson) coming along in a more substantial way, he felt like he was getting pushed out. That being said, he would probably still get rotations with the 1’s on the field considering how much we’ve been utilizing the nickel package, and could compete for starter next season. Trail just wasn’t getting big enough to play Defensive End in a 3-4. He had good height and speed, but he had very little bulk coming out of high school and he just hasn’t increased enough. Whether that’s on Marotti or not, who knows.
The shitty message boards that I read for no reason say that Shaw was a homesick case
Trail apparently was told by coaches that he was more or less a lost cause
Imma hang up and listen
Yes
And this is pretty much the reason why I’ve never been a fan of heavy cross country recruiting
Imma hang up and listen
These players weren't really every going to contribute anything
But it hurts depth and competition
Imma hang up and listen
Joshua Shaw was coming along
Trail had a lot of bulking up to do, but had a good frame and good athleticism.
Yeah, it’s not the end of the world, but it’s endemic of the problem we got left.
Yep
We are no better off at the moment than a program that has just been raped by NCAA sanctions. How we managed to make this epic of a swan dive in 2 years I will never understand.
Imma hang up and listen
I think it's just a matter of giving slightly less effort over a long period of time.
It just adds up, you know? After Charlie Strong left, the defense took a step back, but not altogether substantially in 2010. They were young this year, but they’ve gotten better, and there’s good talent there. They’re missing a few key pieces though. Most notably, and I’ve said this here and on alligatorarmy, a god damn nose tackle since we’re running a 3-4. All the same, I see the D-line has improved a bit, and once Howard leaves this season, we’ll be able to try and find someone that can actually fit the nose tackle role in a designed way instead of a 4-3 tackle that was just converted to fit the scheme though he lacked the size.
Offensively, it’s just been a mess, and this goes back to 2009. We could see the lack of development in 2009 on so many levels. The upper classmen did well, but none of the lower classmen developed in any substantial way. That carried over to 2010 where they continued to lack development. Finally we come to this year, and Weis did pick up the pieces a bit, but you can’t fix 2 years of little offensive line development on the college level as O-line development is a long game. Further our WR corp was made little more than blockers the years preceding so they had no development. On top of all that, our TE was playing QB last year, and though he has come along as a TE should in a Weis offense, he’s still not used to it and isn’t even close to where he needs to be.
It’s basically a multiplicative effect. You give 100% 300 days a year vs. 90% 300 days a year, and you get substantially less overall output. Muschamp is expecting a lot of these guys to give more effort than they’re used to for promises he didn’t make, and we’re looking at the outcome right now. Transfers abound. Shitty performance on the field. A big clusterfuck regarding what needs to be done to fix things.
by Charles UF on Nov 29, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Meh. TL;DR
I’ve thought about it fairly considerably, and I have a friend who works the Florida football beat for a newspaper and a buddy on the football team, and they have told me has largely shaped my opinions on this stuff.
That seems pretty accurate
I agree that we stopped developing players in the 2008 season. Complacency was what happened and it’s going to carry over to Ohio State, which I keep warning them about.
Imma hang up and listen
I don't know if you saw his contract to his daughter
But apparently he’s going to coach the team as a “CEO” or whatever, and be way less hands on. Whether that brand of coaching will be nearly as good as what he’s doing now is anyone’s guess.
It'll largely depend on your position coaches
It sounds like he’s going to need to clean house. Luke Fickell staying on seems like it’ll maintain continuity, but if he was the source of complacency, and Urb isn’t coaching hands on like he used to, I’d be apprehensive about that.
Isn't that normal?
New coach, and at a school like Florida there’s always going to be talented players coming in the next classes putting pressure on people that haven’t lived up to expectations.
Somewhat. For Trail, transferring makes sense.
If you aren’t physically there, you aren’t physically there. A 250 pound DE in a 3-4 ain’t gonna fly in this conference.
Josh Shaw can get time in the nickel package, which we put out frequently, and could start with a good spring and summer. Homesickness is apparently a reason given considering he’s from California, but that’s a pretty weak reason.
P. Diddy's son has committed to UCLA
http://recruiting.scout.com/2/1133735.html
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
So..... Valentine days gift cars to everyone?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Never thought I'd see recruiting news in Vibe
but here you go:
http://www.vibe.com/posts/justin-combs-awarded-full-football-scholarship-ucla
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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 29, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Now you know what to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Something about Kyle Field is just...off.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 12:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Lots of things about them are off.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Golly. Wonder which endzone they pick in overtime.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Spencer is right, though.
If they ever find the money to close in the south end… COTG help the opponents. The noise will be unreal.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
That would be baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I felt sheepish just saying it.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Ewwwwwwwwwe
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Are you really going to ram another one of these threads down our throats?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm in shear terror of this continuing.
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by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ya'll shut down this pun thread before I got a chance to contribute. I feel like I got fleeced.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 29, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Good riddance.
Whoever shut it down is my gyro.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
I disagree
this thread is fun, and anyone who disagrees belongs on the torture rack.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
Admittedly, I thought a new pun thread would receive a shawarma reception.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
This just chops my productivity.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
All's wool that ends wool.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It distracts me. I'm reading this on the golf course and I shanked my last drive.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Stub.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Sheepskin right?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Important singular is important.
Only one half of a pair.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Now that pun was mint. I am jelly.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 29, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
No more puns from me today.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Those upper decks on the sides look unbearable.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Also, tiny "jumbotron" is tiny.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Esp. compared to TX.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
She hangs by her feet, and she lives in a cave
I do not believe that’s how llamas behave.
Oh, I see – you are right about that!
Your mama must be a BAT!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mane, Alli hate Aggie purp.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
What what in the bat
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 29, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
You are only 3 miles away from the field
October 28th, 2011-- a date which will live in infamy--
OTTOTD.com
It's like the Cameron Indoor Stadium of college football.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Kind of a craphole and filled with insufferable people?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
It's full of character and distinguished
Like the LA Coliseum, or the Orange Bowl (before it was demolished by UVA 48-0).
by Synaesthesia on Nov 29, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Despite Fearless Leader's conclusion that they're fit right in
I think it will take a pretty short amount of time for them to become disillusioned and bitter.
Year One: they will be as gracious to every SEC opponent at home and on road, with a folksy “We so glad to be here with y’all in the SEC, we’s almost like kin! That old conference ain’t had the CLASS of you all”
Year Two: Less polite — “Welp, y’all got the best of us again, but if we had five more minutes on the clock….”
Year Three: Fran Sherman fired. “We got everything it takes – facilities, fanbase, new corch, to show y’all how football really gets played!” This year ends with terrible record, and increasing stories about rude behavior from opposing fans at road games. “I’m sure glad we Ags show CLASS, unlike SOME PEOPLE.”
Year Four: New coach commits major recruiting violations in massively upgrading team talent; Aggies finish 6th in conference.
Year Five: Probation. Due to ban, does not win lose bowl game. Fanbase concludes that things are transing in the right direction.
So hey, maybe Fearless Leader is spot on, they WILL fit right in!
/ducks
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 29, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Brutal, yet subtle:
Year Three:FranSherman fired.
Three more years under Sherman is an even more deary prospect than getting kicked up and down The Swamp and Bryant-Denny repeatedly.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 29, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You'll rarely visit the Swamp unless we go to nine conference games
Kicked up and down Bryant-Denny and Tiger Stadium? Yes, and more yes.
Thanks for the consolation.
Let the Magical Misery Tour begin!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 29, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
i dunno about you
but i’m ready for the inaugural maroon bowl.
or, the battle for 5th place, SEC west.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 29, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Arkansas became disillusioned & bitter in 1992
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Aren't you really close to the action at Cameron?
October 28th, 2011-- a date which will live in infamy--
OTTOTD.com
More commenting on the really steep upper sections.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 29, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
If this was one of my kid's toys,
I would ask him, “doesn’t this end zone upper deck go with something else?”
by Nick's Hat Band on Nov 29, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
World's Largest Tackle Box
Visiting Aggie friends this year for the SMU game, I felt compelled to point out the irony of their daughter wearing an Aggie cheerleader outfit.
Anyway, the milkmen leading the cheers will fit right in with the pom pom shaking men of the SEC.
by DiamondM on Nov 29, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Always awesome to make fun of small children.
I’ll look forward to watching the Ags in Dallas next year, IF I’m able to get tickets. Fingers crossed!
by AgAstraPerAspera on Nov 29, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hope you guys actually come to Dallas
rather than buy out the game. If you do, make sure to come early and hang on the Boulevard. We have our own version of “winning the party” that is part of the reason so few actually wander into the actual game.
I cannot defend our “fanbase” and its piss poor attendance, although I will note that this photo was probably not this season, since in his wisdom June Jones demanded new lights not in the corners because the existing lights were interfering with our receivers’ ability to catch the long ball. (That, and our QB’s annoying propensity to throw the ball to the other team).
Sideline seating brought to your courtesy of Gillette® Fusion
Gillette: The Best a Man Can Get.
Sposed to be SEC
Courtesy of Siri
/throws iphone
//regrets ditching Droid
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM EST reply actions 17 recs
Steve Jobs, trolling from the grave.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
That's what you get when Apple is run by an Auburn grad.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
F.I.U. obviously
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Well
they were ranked #5 that one time or some shit.
/still working out the kinks for anticipated hate month
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
speaking of 18 year old scotch
2011-1993 = 18 year hate
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Be careful because she could have been born in late December 1993
meaning she’s still 17 years old. But you’re good if you’re in Texas because she has to be 17 years and 10 months to legally consent.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Champs Sports Bowl Natienoel Championships?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Natienoel?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Should have replied
“The state of Florida no longer plays football”
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
by ScreaminOwl on Nov 29, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That would be an injustice to FIU.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 29, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My sister called me and asked what I wanted for xmas a few minutes ago...
Me: “Um some.. fishing stuff”
Sister: “like what”
Me: “Like lures, soft baits, pyramid sinkers, maybe a new reel”
Sister: “Socks it is”
furk
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 1:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wait...
Fishing stuff isn’t just beer?
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http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 29, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and dynamite
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 29, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Baptist.
Like wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
I ask for a gift catd to Cabelas or Bass Pro...
…maybe Orvis if you want to spend funny money
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 29, 2011 1:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Re CI Item #1
That’s right. You’re not from Texas.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
In case you guys haven't seen this
The Goat Rodeo Sessions with Yo Yo Ma doing Bluegrass with some of the preeminent blue grass musicians is…well…Jesus Christ. It’s what I imagine I’ll be listening to when I’m flying my Zeppelin in our Steampunk future.
Penn State looking at Dan Mullen...
Must be true Matt Millan is talking about it right now.
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Is he still crying on the air?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
So apparently saying "I wish I could ignore my girlfriend for four hours and still get some" is out of line
Truth hurts buddy. Truth. Hurts.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 1:35 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
It's completely out of line.
And a universal truth.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
If it wouldn't have kept me up all night
I wouldn’t have said anything. But he literally sat on the couch all night while she sat on the opposite side of the couch. They didn’t say one goddamn word for hours. But she still stayed here.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
The benefits of being the rebound I guess huh?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
your updates on your living arrangements make my day
especially when i have a shit ton of meetings.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 29, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
I feel bad because I think they're annoying
But I want to explain what I’m dealing with here incase I seem a little…off
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
People suck.
Trust me I know.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 29, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
One of them
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
gotcha.
My advice would be stay out if it.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 29, 2011 2:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
That's the only thing I said.
He’s pathetic about it enough to where he said “It wasn’t all night. We hung out after I was done with my game”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
I think she is the pathetic one if she sticks around.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 29, 2011 2:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
They both are.
She invited herself over tonight for our guys night because “she’s always considered herself one of the guys”
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
That is not acceptable.
Not ever acceptable.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Nov 29, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
...."Well I told her she could".....
GOD DAMN IT
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Then he is no longer 'one of the guys' either
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 29, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well God forbid he...you know...actually takes her out instead of sitting around here
Depressing everyone
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In that situation
my circle of friends punishes one of our own by making him by the beer. You fuck up, you pay the weregild.
But honestly, what kind of appeal does guys night hold for ones girlfriend? Is she insanely jealous/paranoid or can she just not be separated from him for a night?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Our guy's night consists of staying here, watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and decoration the tree while getting tanked
But she’s so fucking clingy and doesn’t have any other friends besides us and him.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
THERE'S the rub.
Never date a girl who doesn’t have any girl friends.
by broski on Nov 29, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or that was friends with everyone in the house before they started dating
Her excuse was “well you had girls last year at it”. Yes. But they weren’t dating anyone in the house and….they were hot. Unlike you…so….yeah…
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Or objects to your requests to emulate outfits from said fashion show
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Nevermind to my previous comment...just saw what was said about how she looked
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I would vomit intestines if I saw her trying to look like Heidi Klum
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
I wanna come to your guys night.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 29, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
You know football.
And really, the only reason we called it a guy’s night is so she wouldn’t come over.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Stop playing with her and tell her she can't come
give her one ticket to the movies if you have too.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
shit, just change the locks.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 29, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
She even asked me and I said
I don’t think it matters what I say, you’re going to come anyways. “Yep. You’re right. haha”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
get her a "toy" lock her out.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 29, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Give her a prostitute and turn her into a lesbian.
Problem solved forever.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Gah
I hardly liked her before they started dating. Now I just strongly dislike her. Now of course that means I can’t date any of our mutual friends now
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't worry about that
Dating the girls in your group of friends is a risky, risky business, and not at all fun if it doesn’t work out.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
It always ends up splitting the party
and you never split the party.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
successful high school dating technique
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 29, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
I liked a girl that was friends with all of us and they all flirted with her. Ultimately, I decided it would just be a bad idea and honestly pretty selfish of me. So I just let that one go. But my dumbass roommate thought with his penis instead.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
If she's one of the guys
she’ll laugh heartily when you hold her down and fart on her head. We’re going to have fun AND solve this problem.
Tomorrow we duct tape her butt cheeks together!
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Saran Warp over the toilet seat.
ONCE.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 29, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
I will shit in her purse the day she yells at one of us for leaving the seat up
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
the Najeh-lite
I like where your head is at.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 29, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How good looking is this girl?
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 29, 2011 2:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Just remember, no matter how hot she is,
someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shit
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Not. At. All.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Get that bitch out of the house.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 29, 2011 2:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Yall should be ashamed of yourselves
but I wholeheartedly agree LOL
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Sounds like both are
But only one is paying rent.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
THIS
ugh.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 29, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
Get a new gf.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 29, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ISWYDT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 29, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
As do i
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Our terribawful injury-depleted secondary against Kellen Moore's collegiate swansong?
That just sounds like the cat’s pajamas.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
PEW PEW MUTHA F@CKAS
Marshawn Lynch would drive a cart around the field after the game to celebrate your mode and its beastliness, sir.
by thebusinessbear on Nov 29, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
SHOULDA WORN BLUE
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 29, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Less QQ more pew pew
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 29, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
"Coach Jim Caldwell also announced that Dan Orlovsky will replace Curtis Painter as the team's starting quarterback."
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 29, 2011 1:56 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
I mean, he can't lose any worse.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 29, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
#mikeprice4wazzu
#ohwait
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 29, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
#CharlesUF4Wazzu
Seriously, it’s not like it’d be that big of a step back, and I’d only set my salary at 100K a year.
Yes! This is where we will make our stand!
The Commentariat will seize the reins, comrades!
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Nov 29, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/fattest guy on the team gets the ball inside the 2 EVERY TIME
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Dive on all the downs?
DIVE ON ALL THE DOWNS!
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 29, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
58 Dives
2 passes. Both go for TDs. (Credit: John Fox)
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
We'll implement a hybrid of the triple option and the air raid.
It shall be known as the Zeppelin Raid.
by Charles UF on Nov 29, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cover 3 defense
blitz ERRBODY else!
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Nov 29, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There's plenty of us nationwide
I say we take over all the vacant head coaching jobs. Ain’t that many good coaches to take them.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Nov 29, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There are enough of us
and technology is sufficiently advanced. We could theoretically coach everywhere all at once.
EDSBS IS LEGION
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Nov 29, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've only got one year coaching experience at a middle school
but I’ve been coaching for 60 virtual years on NCAA Football 11 and have won 53 national titles.
#I’mqualified
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Nov 29, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Tyrone Willingham
was a D-1 coach at 3 different schools. There is no one who is not actually brain-damaged who is not qualified.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Nov 29, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now, I'm confused
I thought we were talking about the UNC job, and you’re discussing dining in Cincinnati.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 29, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I've won on Madden, NCAA, and Front Page Sports Football.
I’ve done it with power running teams, I’ve done it with pass-wacky teams, and I’ve done it with defense. I can win a title.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 29, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently, we're interviewing the following candidates:
Troy Calhoun, Larry Fedora, Butch Jones, Guz Malzahn, Kevin Sumlin and Everett Withers.
So yes, I’d want us to coach UNC.
by SuperJew on Nov 29, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Any coaches left in the Pac-12 besides Chip Kelly?
by Narrow Right on Nov 29, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
It's not quite that bad
I mean, over half the conference isn’t firing their coach (even if in Colorado’s case it’s only because canning a guy after one year would be awfully quick), and ’Zona already hired a new guy…
Still cracks me up that WSU AD is named Bill Moos
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
by ScreaminOwl on Nov 29, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
just wow.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 29, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
His son Bo Moos plays at ASU
Of course he’s a defensive tackle.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 29, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
#TEAM LEACH
Pullman – the Lubbock of the Pacific Northwest
Marshawn Lynch would drive a cart around the field after the game to celebrate your mode and its beastliness, sir.
by thebusinessbear on Nov 29, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It ain't
like they’ve been on TV for 15 years… except that guy with the flag on College GameDay
What the fuck do they care if they piss off ESPN?
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Nov 30, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
We are the World has already been done at Florida
Danny Wuerffel is the latest athlete to cut a CD, but unlike other jocks, he’s not flowing about the grittiness of the mean streets. On the 14-song Heaven and Nature Sings – Christmas with Danny Wuerffel, Family, and Friends, the Bears’ quarterback lends his vocal stylings to such chestnuts as Silent Night and Joy to the World and also plays piano, harmonica, and trumpet. Proceeds will go to New Orleans’ Desire Street Ministries. ‘Like a lot of athletes, I’m kind of a wannabe musician,’ said Wuerffel. ‘I’m not real talented, but I enjoyed doing it.’"
by yourgatoroverlord on Nov 29, 2011 2:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
LOL. Via The Onion
‘Please Stop Calling Me Big Baby,’ Says Glen ‘Pencil Dick’ Davis
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 29, 2011 2:09 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I <3 GP
FollowtheFrogs Stefan Stevenson
“Am I happy he kicked in a door? No.” — Gary Patterson
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 29, 2011 2:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I've been wondering the last couple of days,
tOSU faithful must be really satisfied, that the Urban Meyer School of Discipline is coming to campus.
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
How the fuck a baby tattoo its arm?
#SOUR
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
We need to put our foot down
/suspends baby for the first qtr against Southwest Missouri State
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
by 8gooner8 on Nov 29, 2011 2:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nah, suspend him for first quarter of a game next year.
You have to carry on some of the traditions from your predecessor.
by Ardbeg on Nov 29, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Welp, TWIS is up
and I have a new sig line, at least temporarily.
"I only wish both sides of the dysfunctional sibling rivalry that has throttled a half-dozen longstanding rivalries and ballooned the SEC and ACC to a ridiculous 14 teams each could have lost on the last play." -- Brian Cook
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